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(Transcribed by TurboScribe. Go Unlimited to remove this message.) You're late, and you've got patients waiting in
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rooms one and two.
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Margaret, I just a second walked in the
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door.
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Is it all right with you if I
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take a few damn moments for myself before
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you inundate me with the walking wounded?
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Is that all right with you?
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Thank you.
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Oh, and Dr. Becker, you have a phone
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call, but I forgot to ask who it
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was.
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Oh, that's just great.
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Oh, thank you, Linda.
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Yeah, terrific support staff.
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All right, start my day with a compliment.
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Which line?
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The blinking one.
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Not only am I blank...
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Oh, sure, now it is.
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Uh-oh, did you see that look in
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his eye?
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I never look directly at him.
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Oh, that's right, you haven't been through it
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before.
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Been through what?
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Well, every four years he just loses it.
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You mean more than normal?
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I should have seen this coming.
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I mean, both of his ex-wives have
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called lately.
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He took a big hit on his taxes,
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and Lord knows the last time he was
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with a woman.
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Well, he doesn't seem any worse than usual.
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Damn fools!
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There are subtle differences.
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You know, Margaret, you're right, lately Becker has
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been a bigger pain in the ass than
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usual.
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How long does this usually last?
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Usually until he kills something.
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Last time it was the coke machine.
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He said it was staring at him.
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I know how that feels.
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Hey, Reg.
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Hey, Jake, hey, Heidi.
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Hey, Reggie.
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Oh, Heidi, did you happen to leave a
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pair of sunglasses in here the other day?
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I did, thank you.
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Damn, I mean...
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Here you go.
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But I'm warning you, you leave that jacket
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in here, you are not seeing it again.
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Thanks for the warning.
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Anyway, gotta go to work.
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See you later.
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Okay.
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Wait a minute.
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Hold on.
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That's your girlfriend?
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Your girlfriend?
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Yours?
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What's your problem, Bob?
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My problem, Mr. Blind Date, is that it's
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a sin that such a beautiful woman is
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wasted on a guy who can't even see
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her.
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But I still got a sense of touch.
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Hey, quit rubbing it in.
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How come Bob never gets any woman like
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that?
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You mean non-inflatable?
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no, no, because
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I'm not paying for the coffee I never
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got.
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You know there's this website where you tell
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them how much money you have, and they
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hook you up with great trips.
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But it's last minute stuff so you have
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to go right away.
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If you find me a good vacation for
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$300, I'll be happy to go.
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That'll be easy.
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They have everything.
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Golf trips, fishing trips, you can even go
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skiing.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I could wrap myself around a tree, get
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a concussion, be out of the office for
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months.
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What about a ski trip?
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Yeah, good idea.
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Hey Reggie.
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Jake here.
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We're going out to dinner.
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Oh, yeah, I'll be right out.
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Coffee?
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Yeah, thank you.
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It's funny, I can't remember ever seeing you
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so casual.
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I mean, it's just that you're always so
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dressed up, that's all.
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Yeah, usually I am.
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I mean, I don't mean to sound conceited
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or anything, but all my life, every guy
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I've ever dated has been obsessed with how
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I look.
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Well, you know what it's like.
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Yeah, it's a drag.
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But with Jake, I don't have to dress
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up, it's great.
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I feel so free.
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Hey, Jake.
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Heidi, wow, you're here early.
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Yeah.
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Most women are late, you know, they take
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so much time putting themselves together.
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Not me.
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Well, good night, Reg.
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See you tomorrow.
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Have fun.
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Oh, we gotta go.
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That little man, he's staring at me again.
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Well, alright then.
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I'll see you.
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She's so much fun to talk to.
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She didn't say a word to you.
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She didn't have to.
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There was a look in her eyes.
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What?
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Is it my imagination, or are you not
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as close to the floor as usual?
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Alright, you must know, I'm wearing elevation enhancing
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accessories.
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You know, I'm wearing lifts.
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Lifts?
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You're wearing stilts.
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Yeah, and they're killing me, alright?
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God.
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That's better.
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Well, I was crazy to agree with this.
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I don't want to go on a cruise.
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Where are you going?
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Come on, the cab is waiting.
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Margaret, a cruise?
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I don't even like being in an elevator
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with strangers for seven minutes.
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What am I gonna do on a boat
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for seven days?
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Stay out of the elevator.
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Come on, John.
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Linda did a lot of research before she
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booked this cruise.
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It's gonna be a lot of fun.
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And besides, you are going to such great
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places.
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Jamaica, the Dominican Republic, Puerto Rico.
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Have you been out there lately?
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I'm already on that cruise.
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No, I don't need a vacation.
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I just had a bad couple of days.
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I'm past that now.
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Hey, honk that freaking horn one more time.
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I'm gonna force feed that fat rest of
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you one feed at a time.
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You know, I just...
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Hey, no, wait.
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Bye-bye.
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Don't...
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Oh, Lord.
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I thought he would never leave.
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Now, Linda, I'm gonna go back and close
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the exam rooms.
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You call Susan over at Dr. Klein's office
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and reconfirm all the rescheduled appointments.
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You got it.
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Susan, I'm on it.
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Julie, Linda.
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Yeah, I'll be out soon.
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Uh-huh, Dr. Evil just left.
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You know, we should go on that cruise.
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There's entertainment, pool parties, and not a woman
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to be seen.
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We'd do great there.
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Yeah, you should see the pictures on the
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website.
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These guys are so desperate, they're stuck dancing
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with each other.
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It's what kind of cruise?
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Please tell me you mean happy.
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Hi, Linda.
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Welcome back.
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Is Dr. Becker back yet?
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No, not yet, but he should be in
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any minute.
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Why?
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Uh, no reason.
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How was your week off?
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Mine was great.
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What'd you do?
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Well, Lewis had to work, so I slept
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late, watched soap operas, ate ice cream.
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Pretty much what you do here every day.
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Linda, what's wrong?
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Nothing.
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Well, what are you so worried about?
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Uh, you know, the world, my place in
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it, how long I'll have a place in
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it.
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That's great, Linda.
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You know, it never hurts to get in
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touch with your spiritual side.
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Actually, I've been drinking a lot.
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Hi, John.
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Welcome back.
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How was the cruise?
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It was very nice.
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Did you have fun?
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Yes, it was very nice.
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Well, do you have any pictures?
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No, no pictures.
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I swear, you're the only person I know
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who goes away on vacation, comes back, and
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has nothing to say about it.
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Well, I guess it was just so special.
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I haven't had time to process it all.
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You know, you are being very secretive.
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Did you have a little shipboard romance?
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Linda!
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Linda, are you all right?
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Yes, fine, yes.
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You know, John, I've got the feeling that
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you are hiding something from me, but don't
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worry, I'll get it out of you eventually.
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Mrs. Hahn, would you please sit down?
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Please follow me.
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I'll get you set up in room one.
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I'm going to kill you.
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Greetings, losers.
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Hey, who's this guy sitting with Vigiquest?
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That's Heidi.
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Get the hell out of here.
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I think she's taking advantage of Jake because
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he's blind.
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You know, by letting her appearance go.
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Wow.
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Suddenly, Bob Gladdy never took a shot at
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her.
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Unless you had a gun with tranquilizer darts
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in it, you never had a shot at
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her.
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I gotta go, Jake, okay?
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All right, so dinner tonight around eight?
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Yeah, sounds great.
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Okay, bye.
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Bye, beautiful.
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Well, look who's back.
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Hey.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Well, if it isn't the king of cruising.
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So, did the king find a queen?
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Why'd you say that?
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Oh, I don't know.
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I just heard those cruises were really great
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places to meet people.
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What do you mean by those cruises?
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Has Linda been in here?
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No, she's been on vacation for a week.
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Why?
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Oh, never mind.
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Let's just drop it, then.
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You know what, Rich?
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I bet he did meet somebody.
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Come on.
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A single doctor on a cruise?
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Yeah, it would be weird if he didn't
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meet someone.
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All right, all right, all right.
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You know what?
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You did guess.
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You guessed it.
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I did meet someone.
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I just didn't want to jinx it, you
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know?
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So, let's just say that this person is
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very special, and it was very romantic, and
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I hope it works out.
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Dr. Becker, I'm sorry I sent you on
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a gay cruise.
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I can't take this torture anymore, so kill
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me, don't kill me.
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That's up to you, but it was an
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honest mistake.
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Whoa.
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Wait.
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Back up.
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You went on a gay cruise?
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They didn't know yet, did they?
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No, no, they didn't.
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Oh, John.
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Oh, John!
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So, this special person you met, what's his
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name?
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Very funny, very funny.
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Oh, Bob, wait.
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This whole life of this, someone else is
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the object of ridicule.
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All right, all right, all right.
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Now you all know.
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It's no big deal.
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Oh, thank God.
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No, no, no.
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For you, it is a very big deal.
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Go on a vacation, you said.
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You know, it'll be relaxing, you said.
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It was the most unrelaxing week of my
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entire life.
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At what point did you realize it was
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a gay cruise?
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Oh, I don't know.
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Somewhere between YM and C.
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So what did you do?
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Sit in your cabin all week?
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Oh, yeah, no, I would have loved that.
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But my two cabin mates, Brad and Nevin,
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they really hit it off.
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But first night, I went back to my
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stateroom early, and let's just say I never
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made that mistake again.
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So there were no women on the entire
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ship?
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Oh, I thought there were, but I was
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horribly and publicly wrong.
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Dr. Becker, I promise, someday you'll look back
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on this and laugh, too.
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Maybe.
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Maybe.
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Before that day comes, I'm going to kill
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you.
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And then I'm going to use my powers
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as a physician to bring you back to
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life.
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And then I'm going to kill you again.
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Hi, Dr. Becker.
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Hello, Linda.
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Would you please go back to the storeroom
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and bring me back a box of syringes?
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How do I know this isn't a trap?
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You don't.
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Hello, Dr. Becker.
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How long is this going to go on?
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So Linda made a mistake.
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John, you have been tormenting her for days.
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Yes, and so far, much more fun than
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my vacation.
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Don't you think you're carrying on just a
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little too much?
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I swear, you are acting like such a
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homophobe.
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Oh, come on, Margaret, you know me.
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I don't have anything against gay people.
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I would have felt just as uncomfortable with
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a boat full of old people or young
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people or born-agains or country music fans.
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And thank God they weren't country music fans.
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But what was so bad about this cruise?
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Do I have to spill it out for
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you?
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I was the only straight man there.
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Do you know what it's like to be
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a minority?
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Oh, come on, you know what I'm talking
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about.
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I was really looking forward to getting away.
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You know, and yes, I was hoping I
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could meet someone.
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That certainly wasn't going to happen on this
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cruise, was it?
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So people weren't nice to you?
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No.
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Everybody was really nice.
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So it wasn't completely miserable?
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Oh, I guess not.
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I mean, I...
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You know, I got some sun and I
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caught up with my reading.
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How about the food?
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Oh, Margaret, the food was marvelous.
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How about the entertainment?
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Fabulous.
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It was...
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Marvelous?
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Fabulous?
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I mean, listen to me.
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Listen to me.
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I swear, if anyone else went on this
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cruise, they would have come back with a
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funny story.
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Oh, but not you.
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You treat it just like you treat your
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whole life.
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You look for the negative, you find it,
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and then you obsess about it.
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John, Linda made a mistake.
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Move on.
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Now, what am I supposed to do?
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Like, you know, find the humor in all
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of this?
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Why not?
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Everyone I've told has.
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Greetings, Fry Baby.
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Bob's back.
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Yeah, back to your old height.
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Hey, Braille Mix, why so spiffy?
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I like to look good when I go
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out with Heidi.
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You know, especially since I'm sure that when
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we're together, everyone's staring at us.
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No, they're staring, all right.
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Well, what's that supposed to mean?
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Uh, well, Jake, I wasn't sure if I
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should tell you, but Heidi's sort of been
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dressing down lately.
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Oh, you mean like casual?
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She means like pig pen.
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Bob, I just think that she's using the
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fact that you're blind to let herself go.
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Well, thanks a lot, Reggie.
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Well, is it true?
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No.
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A little.
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A little?
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Sort of.
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Yes.
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Well, why?
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I don't know.
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It's just easier this way.
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I mean, I have to dress up when
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I go to the office or when I'm
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out with clients, but when we go out,
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well, what does it matter?
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Oh, you don't think I matter?
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No, no, no, no, no.
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That came out wrong.
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What I meant to say was, what's the
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point?
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Oh, well, thanks for clearing that up.
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I feel much better now.
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Jake, I really thought I could get past
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the appearance thing with you.
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You also got past the honesty thing.
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No, Jake, I...
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Look, you should care what you look like
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when you go out with me, even if
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I can't see you.
462
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So what are you saying?
463
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I'm saying I don't think this is gonna
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work out.
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Goodbye, Heidi.
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That was your solution?
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To say goodbye?
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What else was I supposed to do?
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You tell her to go home, hose off,
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and put on her dress.
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That's like having an incredible piece of candy.
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So what if it falls on the floor?
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You pick it up, wipe off the dirt,
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and pop it back in your mouth.
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Hey, Rats, coffee, please.
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Well, well, if it isn't Dr. Strangelove.
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Yeah, fine, fine.
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Take your best shot.
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Oh, that wasn't my best shot.
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I got lots more.
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Dr. Becker, I know you're still mad at
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me, but if it helps, here, my life
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savings, $300.
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Well, $260 of it is mine, $40 I
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took from the cash box at work.
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Just don't be mad at me anymore, please?
487
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Oh, here, Linda.
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You know, keep the money.
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Actually, give me the $40 back, but you
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can keep the rest.
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You know, I-I-I know you...
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I-I know you meant well.
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You know, I-I thought about it, and
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I realized that, you know, maybe I was
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focusing on the negative and what could have
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been a fun experience.
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Margaret told you to say that, didn't she?
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Shut up, will you?
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00:20:20,150 --> 00:20:22,030
Look, I don't care how it happened.
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Thank you, Dr. Becker.
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Oh, hey, no.
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Thank you.
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No, don't.
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I-I mean, uh...
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Yeah, it's okay.
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It's okay.
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Oh, by the way, there's a message for
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you at the office.
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00:20:33,490 --> 00:20:34,810
Some guy named Trent called.
510
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He said he knows you're not gay, but
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if you just give him five minutes, he's
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sure he could change your mind.
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Tell him no thanks.
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Five minutes?
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What could he possibly do in five minutes?
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