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you know I've always considered myself an optimist

glass half full kind of gal

I mean I've even convinced myself

that kale chips taste like the real thing

bless my delusional heart

but then

there are moments that just slap you in the face

with a reality check like you're doing laundry

humming a tune

and you find a receipt in your husband's pocket

innocent enough right

wrong

I look at it and I'm thinking oh

he probably bought a new power tool

or some gadget to fix that leaky faucet of ours

but no it's a receipt from Chez Amore

a fancy restaurant I didn't even know existed

now I'm no detective

but I'm pretty sure Chez Amour doesn't sell power tools

unless of course

they've upgraded to the DIY section

tonight's special sir

a three course meal and a complimentary wrench

but here's the kicker it's not just any dinner

it's dinner for 2 2

and I'm thinking well

maybe he took the dog out for a fancy date night

good for them but then it hits me

we don't have a dog

we have a goldfish named Sir Bubbles

Sir Bubbles

is not known for his love of gourmet cuisine

I'll tell you that much

I think it's time for Mister Perfect

to get a taste of some perfectly

much deserved dessert served cold

hey everyone

gather around we're having a meeting

where's your stepmother how should I know

have you seen her

where's that woman run off to I don't know

I put it on the calendar she should be here well

good girl honey

I wish more people in this family were as punctual

as you and I

thanks daddy thanks daddy

why do you do that

just say dad or stepdad like listen son

you need to be nicer to your stepsister

she's clearly the one with all the brains in this bunch

yeah OK

whatever well

how are we supposed to have a family meeting

when someone in this family can't be punctual

sorry I'm late I was uh

doing some laundry

well thank you for gracious us with your presence dear

you're two and a/2 minutes late sorry

are you okay you look a bit rumpled

I'm okay I it's let's just move this along

I I'm just having some allergies

okay so as you guys know

it's time for our annual Family Picture Day Yay

so how do you guys feel about the matching outfits

I picked out for everyone

dad they are so lame

like they're not lame I love it

great idea daddy

how do you feel dear huh

oh matching outfits yeah

they're great don't act so enthused honey

could you please

try not to suck the fun out of everything please

for once

now that we have our outfits on

I'm gonna go to the attic

and fish out the extra batteries

we'll reconvene here in 30

great

it's fine it's good family picture day

what a crock of shit

if only he knew that I know about his little affair

the bastard oh

I'm gonna suck the fun out of this real good you'll see

ugh this sucks

you look so stupid no

we don't why do you do that

you're always up his ass

pretending to be Little Miss Perfect like

you know he's such a douche

well maybe he wouldn't give you so much shit

if you just played along once in a while yeah

you're pretty good at that playing along

stop it mom and dad are in the other room well

I mean you do look pretty sexy in that outfit

you want me to do that thing

I did for you the other night

shush if mom and dad found out

they would literally disown us

that's okay I mean

maybe then we could be together

listen

just because I let you eat my pussy once in a while

does not make us a couple

come on please

I really wanna do it plus

you heard dad we got like 30 minutes or so okay fine

but you have to make me come really quick yes okay

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now well

isn't this a turn of events

this family is more fucked up than I thought

this does give me a good idea though

no no

don't mind me just pretend I'm not here

oh mom

what the fuck I'm sorry

we weren't Omg mom

I'm so sorry we

it's not what you think

I think I just found the perfect way to get back at my

soon to be ex husband

listen it's okay

I'm your stepmom I'm not here to judge

you know

I think it's actually pretty brave that you guys

are doing what you are doing

your father has this household so repressed

that something like this was bound to happen

sooner or later please don't tell dad

Omg I can't believe this is happening

so wait mom

you're not mad no

not at all

actually

I think it's pretty hot

your dad is a total hypocrite

he's been out around town

gallivanting and sleeping with waitresses

and God knows who else

you know

I think it's time that we really free ourselves

and do what we really wanna do

yeah mom

that's right what do you want to do

well for starters honey

I think you should stop being so selfish

and return the favor to your brother

yeah

come sit on here

let me take that cock out for you to suck on

that's a good girl just like that

there we go

it's just

why don't you take those perfect little titties out

that's a good girl oh yeah

why don't you suck on them for her yeah

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yeah just like that

yeah you like those nice big mommy milkers

it's a good boy

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oh oh

oh oh oh oh

oh oh

why don't you get out of that little dress

and come ride your brother's cock

oh yeah there you go

you two are so naughty

I know you guys have done this before haven't you

that's it

bounce that pretty little pussy all over his cock

it's a good girl

such a naughty girl aren't you yeah

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that's it ride my car

just like that

am I doing it good Mommy

yes you're doing it so good

let me get these pants off of you

you wanna come suck this cock with me yeah

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you wanna get back on this car and ride it some more

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that's a good girl

make that ass jiggle all over his cock

yes just like that

such a naughty girl

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oh yes

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this is so hot watching you too

this is definitely

not how I thought today would turn out

that's a good girl

keep riding this car

oh

my

God

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watching you two is making my pussy so wet

do you mind if I hop on top of your brother

for a minute yeah

oh my God

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yeah you like how Mommy's pussy feels

yeah fuck me you're such a good boy

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why don't you come over here

sweetheart and

help me with these panties and

such a darling thank you

come here and eat mommy's pussy

while your brother fucks you in doggy

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oh yeah just like that

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honey have you seen my extra camera batteries

I can't seem to find them anywhere

um yeah

I'm pretty sure they're all the way in the

back of the closet like all the way

all the way in the back okay thanks

you're the best oh no you're the best

alright he's gone guys

oh yes that's a good girl

oh yes

how's your sister's sweet pussy feel

yeah look at me while you fuck your sister

that's a good boy

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I love how my pussy tastes off your lips

why don't you lay down I need some of your brother

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my goodness

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yes it's a good boy give it to Mommy

yes

it's so good

I'm so naughty

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oh yes

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yes that's a good boy

give it to Mommy just like that just like that

oh oh

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yes

oh yes

you look so hot

oh my God

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oh wow

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wow

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why don't you bring that cock over here

mmm mmm

that's a good girl suck on that cock

get it nice and wet so I can hop back on it

yes

oh good girl

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oh my God

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oh yeah

I like the way Mommy's pussy feels

bouncing up and down like that

tell me how much you love it

oh tell me you love Mommy's pussy

oh yes

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huh huh

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huh huh

why don't you lay on your back

and you fuck your sister some more

oh look how pretty that little pussy looks

oh yes fuck her real good

oh yeah

just like that just like that

oh my God

give it to your sister

oh my God

oh my God

how much do you love this car so much yeah

you want me to fuck you harder

I want you to fuck me harder

there you go

oh my God

oh you guys are so naughty and so hot

oh my God

this feels so good oh

you take this cock so hard sweetheart

oh my God

oh my God

come all over that car oh yeah

yeah I'm gonna come all over that car

oh my God

yeah I'm coming make your sister cry

oh my God

that's a good girl that's a good girl oh

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oh my God

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yeah oh fuck

you're such a good girl oh

my gosh

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fuck

oh oh my God

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yes

I think I need some more of your brother's cock

will you share it with me

oh my God

oh yeah

oh that is so good

oh oh

oh such a

good boy giving it to mommy

so good oh yes

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yeah it's just like that

oh yes

oh my pussy feels so good

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oh oh you two are so much fun

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oh oh yes

oh yes

it's a good boy give it to me oh

yes you too

just like that oh

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yeah

are you ready for your brother's come

oh yeah

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you wanna come all over our pretty little faces

yeah be a good boy and come all over our face

oh yeah

oh my gosh

oh oh

oh oh oh

come on baby get on your knees

oh oh yeah give it to us

oh oh yes

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oh yes

such a good boy uh

give us every last drop

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God yeah

such a good girl

look at all that come just dripping down your face

oh my God

guys we better get dressed though

before your father gets back

okay guys

family picture day

everyone say cheese

cheese cheese