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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:19,680 They say it's a dangerous world. 2 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:21,520 Don't play with matches. 3 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:25,520 - Don't get run over. - 4 00:00:27,040 --> 00:00:29,400 Don't get AIDS. Don't smoke. 5 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:30,600 Say no to drugs. 6 00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:32,800 - Say no to strangers. - Want one of these? 7 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:34,520 Don't forget to wear a seatbelt. 8 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:38,360 And above all, whatever you do, do not fucking die. 9 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:42,080 Jimmy! 10 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:49,120 {\an8}Thing is I'm not one to say no to drugs, or strangers. 11 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:54,240 {\an8}God knows why I am the way I am, but I am. 12 00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:59,680 {\an8}You know that dropping feeling you get when you're on a roller coaster? 13 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:04,360 That wave inside your body, like you want to go to the toilet. 14 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:07,400 It's kind of scary and sexual. 15 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:17,040 {\an8}I know it's bad for me, but I can't stop myself, 16 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:18,200 'cause I am bad. 17 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:27,840 And so what? 18 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:31,000 'Cause in the end, someone's going to get you. 19 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:51,160 Did they...? 20 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:54,160 Did they use a johnny? 21 00:01:58,440 --> 00:01:59,960 I'll have to drop you here. 22 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:02,720 My wife will ask questions as it is. 23 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:05,560 Not in the middle of frigging nowhere. I don't bloody think so. 24 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:07,480 Get out the fucking car! 25 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:15,760 Call a taxi. Businesses have expenses. 26 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:21,160 Fucking dickhead! 27 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:37,840 - Die, thank fuck. - Ey up, slag. 28 00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:39,040 You're never going to fucking believe... 29 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:41,560 Whoa, what the fuck is that? 30 00:02:41,640 --> 00:02:43,840 What the fuck's what? 31 00:02:43,920 --> 00:02:45,520 It's an angry bastard horse. 32 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:47,480 Where the hell are you? 33 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:58,440 Cheese on rice. Imagine you'd been stranded there all night. 34 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:01,480 Oh... 35 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:04,560 Cruising used to have an allure. A code. 36 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:07,000 Some decorum. 37 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:11,280 Oh, my God, babes. So I was in the club last night, yeah? 38 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:14,920 And this peng-ass-looking guy comes up to me and he gives me his business card. 39 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,640 What's his business? 40 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:18,800 Well, he makes, like, music videos and that. 41 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:21,800 Anyway, he saw me dancing. Wants me to audition. 42 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:24,960 What? Oh, my God, babe, you have to. 43 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:29,160 Yeah, but what if it's, like, a set-up or summat? 44 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:31,560 And he don't know that I'm not, you know. 45 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:33,200 Well, then I'll come with you. 46 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:36,960 Babe, this is major. You can't miss out on this. 47 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:39,920 - What, will you really? - Yeah. Promise. 48 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:42,680 Thanks, babes. 49 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:46,880 - But no telling Sasha, yeah? - Yeah. 50 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:48,920 'Cause she'll just take the fucking piss. 51 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:53,400 ♪ You might just burn your fingers if you reach for stars ♪ 52 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:57,640 - ♪ But if you don't have-- ♪ - Peter! Peter... 53 00:03:57,720 --> 00:03:59,520 Fucking don't, all right? 54 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:50,480 Come mine for a spliff. 55 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:23,000 So what have you been up to, then? 56 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:05,160 I heard something about you. 57 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:07,280 What? 58 00:06:09,280 --> 00:06:11,120 I heard that you love giving head. 59 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:14,480 From who? 60 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:20,480 Honestly, the things people say about me. 61 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:53,720 Black Beauty said,"A bad-tempered man'll never make a good-tempered horse." 62 00:06:57,120 --> 00:06:58,880 What the fuck you on about? 63 00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:02,000 What's Black Bloody Beauty? 64 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:07,800 It's this, like, autobiography of an horse and all the good and bad it goes through. 65 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:09,240 Do you get me? 66 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:11,760 Horses can't read, all right? 67 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:13,360 Can you? 68 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:21,040 Cheeky fuck. 69 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:38,440 - What are you doing that for? - Oh, it needs doing. 70 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:44,640 You're all right, aren't you? 71 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:47,960 I'm an original. 72 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:04,040 - You missed a knife. - What? 73 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:06,160 What the fuck are you doing? What? 74 00:08:08,560 --> 00:08:11,640 Shit. Sorry. 75 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:14,880 I were only joking. 76 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:33,360 What have you got that for? 77 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:35,680 Protection. 78 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:37,760 Some twat reckons I owe him money. 79 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:42,240 Look, my dad'll go mad if I'm back late, so I should probably get off. 80 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:45,440 - It'll be dark soon. - Well, don't. 81 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:49,560 Stay over? 82 00:08:59,680 --> 00:09:01,320 - Level with the rear side. - Yeah. 83 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:03,880 - Okay. Your front side is clear. - Yeah. 84 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:07,720 Close your right eye. Okay? 85 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,760 You coming, then, or what? 86 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:32,600 Like I'd fall for that. 87 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:38,040 Fine, freeze your tits off there then. 88 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:19,360 Go on, then. 89 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:50,360 How did that happen? 90 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:54,800 I got shanked. 91 00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:57,680 Did it hurt? 92 00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:16,600 Yo. 93 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:21,800 Liam! Liam! 94 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,520 Move. Come on. 95 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:28,400 I know you're in there, man. Hurry up. 96 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:34,360 - Yo. Liam. - Get up, for fuck's sake. Hurry up. 97 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:36,400 - Fuck's sake. - Liam! 98 00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:40,200 Do you want me to kick this door in or what? 99 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:42,480 Shit, shit... 100 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:46,440 Tick-fuckin'-tock, boy! Tick-tock! 101 00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:51,840 Man, sorry, bruv. 102 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:04,240 Hi. 103 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:09,040 - We've got shit to do. - Yeah, he's pissing off. 104 00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:14,720 Ta-ra, then. 105 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:36,640 These violent delights have violent ends. 106 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:39,000 You know, you might actually do well at your GCSEs 107 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:40,800 if you came to school more often. 108 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,680 I'm going to quit this once it's legal. 109 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:48,360 Just don't start taking more illegal substances, will you? 110 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:51,480 You didn't do any of that stuff before these new mates. 111 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:57,320 What you doing for your birthday, anyway? 112 00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:58,600 This and that. 113 00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:01,200 Going out with Mommar for a big five-O. 114 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:04,560 Getting off me head on loads and loads of drugs. 115 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,760 - You know that guy Luke on Messenger? - Mm. 116 00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:12,920 He's taking me ice skating. 117 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:15,160 Romantic, eh? 118 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:17,560 Babes, he wants to pop your cherry. 119 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:20,120 It's the only reason men do that stuff. 120 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:26,120 I've... I've got someone new. 121 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:28,920 - What happened to that Max? - Oh, fuck him. He's old news. 122 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:33,240 This new boy, Liam. It's a fit name, innit? "Liam". 123 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:36,200 And Smanfa, oh, my God, he's so fit. 124 00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:38,080 He's a proper little rude boy. 125 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:41,000 He's got his own car and a flat near town. 126 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:44,240 I stayed over the other night and, oh, fuck me, it was so hot. 127 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,560 You could bring him ice skating. 128 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:53,160 I don't think we're the ice skating type, babes. 129 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:54,560 Sorry. 130 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:03,200 Byron, you here? 131 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:06,560 Oh, for fuck's sake. 132 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:13,560 - I just asked if you were in. - It would appear that I am. 133 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,080 Sorry. 134 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:18,920 All right, well... 135 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:26,600 Me and Kim are getting a takeaway. Chinese. 136 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:29,440 - Oh, that's posh. - Yeah. 137 00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:32,400 So we'll be downstairs if... 138 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:38,600 Right, well, you two enjoy. 139 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,000 Yeah. 140 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,480 - If you-- - Hey, where's your plates? 141 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:47,160 Corner cupboard. 142 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:48,280 I'll see you later. 143 00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:16,600 - Hello, stranger. - Yeah, do us a favour. 144 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:18,720 Meet me at Hucknall Market bogs tomorrow, 3:00 pm. 145 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:20,240 Okay, well... 146 00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:38,160 - Ey up, Liam. - Don't use my name. 147 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:40,000 Oh, why are we using pseudonyms? 148 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,720 Did you tell someone about the other night? 149 00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:47,600 Don't fucking lie to me! 150 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:49,800 No, I'm not. I didn't. I promise. I swear. 151 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:51,360 Promise. 152 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:55,120 But I enjoyed it. Did you? 153 00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:03,640 Listen, I told an old client about you. 154 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,640 He's into some kinky shit, but he's interested. 155 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,040 And he's loaded. 156 00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:13,320 - Right. - We can make a bomb from him. 157 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:18,480 If you wanted to... help me out. 158 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:20,320 Yeah, maybe. 159 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:31,520 Dean. 160 00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:34,680 I'm with him now. Here. 161 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:37,080 Tell him you're 15. Go on. 162 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:40,120 Hi. 163 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:48,880 - Are you there? - So, you're Liam's friend? 164 00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:51,120 Yeah, why? What's he been saying about me? 165 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,560 That you are naughty. 166 00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:57,520 Oh, very naughty. 167 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:02,400 You sound a bit girly. Or are you just young? 168 00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:04,040 16. 169 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:06,960 Well, will be in a few weeks, why? 170 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:09,400 You going to treat me? 171 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:12,400 Are you going to squeeze me in before, you bad boy? 172 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:14,480 You need punishing. 173 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:18,480 Are you going to do what you're told, you little slut? 174 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:21,120 You'll have to talk to my business manager. 175 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,040 Yeah, it's going to cost you. 176 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,280 How's about Friday? 177 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:30,600 I'll send you the location. 178 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:34,280 Good job. 179 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:36,320 He really wants you. 180 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:38,920 Don't you? 181 00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:45,600 Friday. 182 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:48,760 And dress like a lad. 183 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:51,000 None of that girly shit. 184 00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:53,880 Hey, hey. 185 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:58,080 Don't worry. I'll look after you. 186 00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:13,320 - Cheers! - To anal. 187 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:15,160 To anal! 188 00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:22,760 I tell you what, though. There is no fit guys here tonight. 189 00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:25,400 Why is there no one decent to shag in Nottingham nowadays? 190 00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:27,280 Babes, there's loads of guys. 191 00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:29,360 You've just fucking shagged everyone already. 192 00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:30,880 Fair enough. 193 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:34,400 - So, what's with the Ali G vibes? - Nothing. 194 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:38,240 You are looking rather more on the boyish side of things this evening. 195 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:39,720 Don't get a hard-on. 196 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:42,480 Who is he, then? Spill. 197 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:45,680 Just... someone. 198 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:49,600 Well, if that's what he's going for, he's barking up the wrong tree. 199 00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:51,800 What my man wants he get. 200 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:53,560 What's that? Chlamydia. 201 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:58,000 That's a big word, Sash. Spell it. 202 00:19:58,480 --> 00:19:59,800 Oh, bitch. 203 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:02,440 We'll wait. 204 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:06,400 [message alert 205 00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:08,880 Right, I'm off. 206 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:11,160 Enjoy your imaginary date, babes. 207 00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:15,880 Jealousy looks so good on you, Sash, just like everything else. 208 00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:19,560 - Get fucked, Byron. - Fuck, bitch. 209 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:23,160 God, they're big fucking hands, aren't they? Night, babe. 210 00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:26,960 - Cheeky fucker. - She's getting out of control. 211 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:28,480 She got you there, babes. 212 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:48,760 What is this place? 213 00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:51,200 Left behind from old ironworks. 214 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:53,440 Had some wicked parties here. 215 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:01,360 You scared, Byron? 216 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,000 No. 217 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,200 Why are we doing this here? 218 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:18,600 I don't want that creep knowing where I live. 219 00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:27,920 Hot. 220 00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:49,160 It's my birthday next Saturday. 221 00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:52,120 My mommar's going to be 50 as well. 222 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:55,840 We're taking her downtown to the gay pub. 223 00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:12,960 You could come next Saturday. 224 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:20,960 What? What is it? 225 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,720 He's fucking cancelled. Fucking bastard. 226 00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:28,160 Without that cash Byron, I'm dead. I'm fucking dead! 227 00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:32,360 Stupid fucking... Fuck! 228 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:34,720 Fuck! 229 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,680 Oh, fuck! 230 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,400 Are you taking the piss? 231 00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:20,200 Do you know what, Steve? I’m not being spoken to like this. 232 00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:22,240 - No? - No, not by a dumb fucking twat. 233 00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:23,760 Who you fucking calling dumb, you mutt? 234 00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:25,240 I'm calling you fucking dumb! 235 00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:27,640 Shut the fuck up, man! Take your stuff and bye. 236 00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:30,400 - All right, I will. I will. - You're off your fucking head! 237 00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:32,360 Do you know what? You're fucking psycho! 238 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:35,160 You want to call me off my head? There's something's not fucking right with you. 239 00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:38,480 - The bloke said hello to me. - What'd you fucking say to him? 240 00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:40,480 - Fuck off! - You fucking slag! 241 00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:44,160 There's no wonder your son's how he is. 242 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:51,080 Bye, Kim. 243 00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:54,600 Here you are. Happy birthday. 244 00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:56,400 Aw, thanks. 245 00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:58,880 You're only bothered about the money anyway, ain't you? 246 00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:03,760 There you go. 247 00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:07,200 I'm, er... I'm going to stay at my mommar's tonight. 248 00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:15,720 - Right, cheers! - Happy birthday! 249 00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:23,360 - Come on, Mommar. - Oi, she's my mommar, not yours. 250 00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:25,800 Don't this lot make you feel like you're old? 251 00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:30,200 Excuse me while I attend to the bathroom. 252 00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:35,000 What did I say? 253 00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:37,360 He don't reference his advancing years. 254 00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:39,760 Has he not got any friends his own age, then? 255 00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:42,160 Everyone gets on with everyone round here. 256 00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:44,280 - True. - Yeah, especially if they pay. 257 00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:49,760 You're going to have to come out with us more often, MJ. 258 00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:51,800 - Yes! Yes! - No! 259 00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:55,240 No, no, it'll take me till I'm 60 to recover from this! 260 00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:58,480 - Right, whose round is it now? - It's yours, babe. 261 00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:02,680 Wait, I think Byron's got a new job, so I think that makes it your round, babe. 262 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:05,560 Have you got a job, ducky? 263 00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:07,320 Oh, yeah, lots of jobs. 264 00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:11,080 Hand-jobs, rim-jobs, blow-jobs. 265 00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:16,240 Sash, bogs, now. 266 00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:24,160 - Right, let's dance! - No, I'm all right. 267 00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:26,920 - Yes! - Oh, come on, MJ! Show us your moves! 268 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,320 - No way! - Right, wait till you see her moves! 269 00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,720 - Come on. - They'll be firing them at you! 270 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:21,040 Come Phunked. 271 00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:27,200 Oh, damn, I were meant to smoke this before midnight. 272 00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:28,560 It's my lucky cig. 273 00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:31,680 I don't want you having bad lungs like me. 274 00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:35,720 I worry you're growing up too fast. 275 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:38,360 Yeah, well, I can't be your little ducky forever, can I? 276 00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:40,640 Yeah, well, you will be. 277 00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:48,400 Right, come on. Let's get you in a taxi. No chatting to strange men, you hear? 278 00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:51,280 You don't need any more. You don't need any more shots. 279 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:53,200 Peter, take it off her. 280 00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:54,600 Do not drop on my new top. 281 00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:56,280 I don't know who you do it... 282 00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:00,600 What's going on? 283 00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:02,680 I could put that fucking drink over your head. 284 00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:05,200 I've told her and she's sorry. 285 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:06,640 Aren't you, Sash? 286 00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:10,920 Right, come on. We're going Phunked. 287 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,640 My birthday, my choice. 288 00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:14,520 Hurry up. 289 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,480 Happy birthday. 290 00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:10,120 Babe, we should go to the bar. 291 00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:11,960 Yeah. Come on. 292 00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:32,160 Leave it out if you want. 293 00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:39,880 I've got a surprise for you... if you can handle it. 294 00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:43,080 I can handle anything. 295 00:29:57,640 --> 00:29:59,640 You know all the hot spots, don't you? 296 00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:03,080 This place is one big shit-hole. 297 00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:05,800 I ain't getting stuck here, you know. 298 00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:09,280 Fuck that! 299 00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:12,760 We should run away together. 300 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,800 - That's the drugs talking. - Is it? 301 00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:59,880 - Relax, mate. - Okay. 302 00:30:59,960 --> 00:31:01,440 Breathe. 303 00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:05,040 - Yeah. - Yeah. 304 00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:06,600 - That feel good? - Yeah. 305 00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:08,960 That feel good? Yeah? 306 00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:18,880 - I don't know what to have. - Just have a bit of what you fancy. 307 00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:20,600 I can't face anything. 308 00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:26,960 Well, that's nice, isn't it? Bring you somewhere nice and you can't eat. 309 00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:30,720 - It's not that special. - It's really lovely, duck. 310 00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:36,640 There you go. 311 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:42,920 I'll get you the trainers that you want, too, 312 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,880 but this was one of your favourites when you were younger. 313 00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:52,720 Thank you. 314 00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:55,880 I can't believe you're 16. 315 00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:59,400 I can't believe I'm old enough to have a 16 year old. 316 00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:01,120 - I don't think that's for us. - Oh, yeah, it is. 317 00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:04,320 - It's from Bobby. Thank you. - Who the fuck's Bobby? 318 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:05,640 Language. 319 00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:09,520 Mother dearest, who is this Bobbington of which thou speaketh? 320 00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:12,000 All right, you don't have to take the piss. He's my new fella. 321 00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:15,320 He's from work, and he's lovely, actually. He's really lovely. 322 00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:18,400 Well, he must be all right for a few bob, Bobby. 323 00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:21,000 Ha-ha. 324 00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:23,480 Ta. 325 00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:27,720 Thank you. 326 00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:31,920 - Cheers. - Cheers. 327 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,200 - Cheers. - Happy birthday. 328 00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:34,920 - Happy birthday. - Happy birthday. 329 00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:41,640 - Do you want to see some photos? - Ooh, yeah. 330 00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:44,880 So that's us at Chatsworth. They filmed Pride and Prejudice there. 331 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:49,480 Who's that? 332 00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:52,080 Robert. That's Bobby's son. 333 00:32:57,880 --> 00:32:59,600 Does Bobby know I exist? 334 00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:02,960 Don't be so stupid. Of course, he does. 335 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,600 That's a nice one. 336 00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:10,840 - Right. Are we ready to order? - Can't you just be happy for me? 337 00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:13,520 - He is, aren't you? - I'm ecstatic. 338 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,440 It'd be terrible to meet someone, fall in love 339 00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:17,240 and have someone else piss all over it. 340 00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:20,160 Can I have the lamb, please? 341 00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:28,160 Right, I'm going to pop to the loo. 342 00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:33,080 Hey, babe... 343 00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:35,400 - See you later. - I love you. 344 00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:37,560 Go on. Come bingo. 345 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:39,200 It'll be fun, the three of us. 346 00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:49,600 I can't keep doing this, Byron. 347 00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:53,800 Yeah, well, I'm 16 now, Lisa. So consider yourself emancipated. 348 00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:55,720 You can look that up later. 349 00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:59,160 - You're being horrible. - Bingo. 350 00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:22,240 - Die! - Babes, where are you? 351 00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:24,800 - I've just got here. - Die, I'm so sorry. I meant to text you. 352 00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:27,080 It's my mommar. She's not well. I've got to stay with her. 353 00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:32,480 Die? 354 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,560 It's fine. 355 00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:38,840 Look, I've got to go, yeah? But I hope she gets better soon. 356 00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:40,520 Fucking smash it. You're amazing. 357 00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:44,960 Yeah, I love you. Die? 358 00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:54,720 - All right, ladies. - Come on down here. 359 00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:57,240 Hey, come over here. Come over here. 360 00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:59,680 - Hey. - In you go. 361 00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:05,320 - Do you see her? - I'm having some of that. 362 00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,600 - You'll do, Rob. - That's a fella. 363 00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:12,240 - What are you talking about? - That's a fella! Look. 364 00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:14,720 You won't get a tranny in Notts. 365 00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:18,480 Are you coming home with us? Eh? 366 00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:21,200 Where are you off to? 367 00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:23,120 Hey! Hey! 368 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:24,480 Hey, I'm talking to you! 369 00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:41,800 He's not cancelled again, has he? 370 00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:49,080 You ready to handle that surprise? 371 00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:02,480 We take his cards and we drain him. 372 00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:10,120 Byron, he's a filthy fucking nonce. 373 00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:14,920 He waited until you were two days legal for this. Come on. 374 00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:19,960 Are you not tired of being fucked over your entire life? 375 00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:08,680 Go on, then. 376 00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:40,920 He's here. 377 00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:43,840 In his fucking Merc. 378 00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:47,720 Right, don't actually shoot him. 379 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,400 Nice wheels, mate. 380 00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:00,840 Sorry, I'm late. Been a busy day. 381 00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:07,480 You up, eh? 382 00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:14,080 I want him to call me sir. 383 00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:17,160 Pay up, and he will. 384 00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:34,960 What would you like, sir? 385 00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:38,160 Get on your knees, boy. 386 00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:57,440 Get it out, then, you little slut. 387 00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:28,440 Now do what sir wants you to. 388 00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:38,880 Do as you're told and you'll be fine. 389 00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:53,840 On your knees, boy. 390 00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:01,560 - PIN numbers, Dean. - Liam. 391 00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:03,480 PIN numbers! 392 00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:06,960 Two-two-nine-five-six. 393 00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:09,840 - And the others, come on. - They're all the same! 394 00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:13,080 You better not be lying to me, Dean. I swear to God, I'll fucking kill you. 395 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:15,360 I'm not. I'm not. I promise. 396 00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:20,840 Remember, max withdrawal before midnight and you do it again after. 397 00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:25,280 You're going to keep me company, aren't you? 398 00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:29,920 - No. - Yes, you are. 399 00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:53,320 There's another inside. Just in the back. 400 00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:19,400 Fuck, fuck... 401 00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:37,080 The PIN, it didn't work. 402 00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:40,000 What's going on? Did you lie to me about the PIN? 403 00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:43,480 - Did you fucking lie to me? - No. 404 00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:46,880 I'm not. I'm sorry. I can't think straight. 405 00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:50,840 Any more mistakes and I'll fucking end you, Dean. 406 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,320 Two-nine-five-six. 407 00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:55,800 Two-nine-five-six. 408 00:41:55,880 --> 00:42:00,360 Okay. Two-nine-five-six. Two-nine-five-six. Yeah. 409 00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:02,600 Yeah, okay, okay. 410 00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:08,800 Two-nine-five-six. Two-nine-five-six. 411 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:23,440 You'll need to be quick. I'm locking that door in a few. 412 00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:25,520 Yeah, I will be, thanks. 413 00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:37,560 Oh, fuck. 414 00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:52,920 Fuck! 415 00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:07,400 - Are you done there, then? - Yeah, almost. Just... 416 00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:10,840 - Come on, then. - Sorry, it's for my mommar. 417 00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:13,640 She's like this much from that one, and then that from this. 418 00:43:13,720 --> 00:43:16,920 - She shouldn't give her PIN out. - Well, she's housebound. 419 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,200 Yeah. Like peas in a pod. 420 00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:21,760 Except she fucking insists doing everything cash. 421 00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:24,760 You'll have to be quick, love. I'm about to lock up. 422 00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:08,560 Up. Sort yourself out. And stop fucking snivelling. 423 00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:09,920 Yeah, you're fine. 424 00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:23,640 You tell anyone, and everyone finds out you're Dean the dirty little paedo. 425 00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:29,880 You got it? 426 00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:34,840 Yeah? Oh, good. Fuck off! 427 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:50,120 Come on, then. Come on, then! Keep moving! 428 00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:25,680 I almost feel sorry for him. 429 00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:38,120 What you doing? Liam. What the fuck are you doing? 430 00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:40,080 - Pack it in, Liam, please. - Shut your fucking mouth now. 431 00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:42,880 - Shut up now. Shut your mouth. - Liam, stop it. Put the fucking gun down. 432 00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:45,720 Stop fucking talking. Bye-bye, Byron! 433 00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:50,520 That's not fucking funny, you fucking prick! 434 00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:58,560 - It's a fake. You fucking plank. - Fuck's sake. Fuck. 435 00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:04,320 Rinze, yeah? Yeah, I got the cash. 436 00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:07,120 I know, bruv, I know, I know, I know. 437 00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:10,120 Hey, yo, bring a piece. I'll be there in 20. Yeah? 438 00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:11,240 Safe. 439 00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:22,120 Tell no one. 440 00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:33,360 And if you ever speak to me like that again... 441 00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:38,120 ...I'll fucking kill you. 442 00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:08,000 It really is a dangerous world, innit? 443 00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:09,880 Maybe we're never really safe. 444 00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:14,320 - Just lucky for a while. - 445 00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:30,760 But I make my own luck. 446 00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:34,760 'Cause in the end, the only way to stop people running you over 447 00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:36,880 is to run over them first. 31225

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