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All right, so, here's your schedule for today.
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And listen, you got a letter from a fan with a naked picture in it.
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I'm gonna need to see that.
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I pre-screened this one. It's pretty rough.
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Glen, if a fan of mine went to the trouble to... Whoa-hah!
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Wow, he's hairy.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- Hey, sexy.
- Hey, Gina.
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As her boyfriend, um, I'm actually going to take that one.
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Really?
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Sexy?
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Okay.
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Uh, where were we? Ah, my call sheet.
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Right, so, oh, your sister Mary Teresa called.
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She's all set for her visit this weekend.
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That is this weekend. I can't stand her.
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Wait, I can never keep my Tribbiani women straight.
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Mary Teresa's the one with the mustache, right?
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No, no, that's Cookie.
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Or Tina.
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Cousin Marie, Grandma...
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No, Mary Teresa is the fancy one.
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She thinks she is so much classier than me.
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Gina, she's family, all right?
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She'll stay here with me. It'll be fine, okay?
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I know how to control the Tribbiani women.
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There's a trick with each one of them.
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Veronica? Food.
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Dina? Shoes.
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Cookie? Four, maybe five police officers. Huh? Huh?
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Oh, yeah? And what trick do you use on me?
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You think I could trick someone who looks that good and has an adult son?
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A son who's a genius.
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Aw, you guys.
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Wait a sec... mom, they just totally...
Michael.
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Oh, my God!
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Hey, I just checked the board.
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Uh, Mary Teresa's plane is here!
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Why are you so excited?
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I don't get why everyone treats her like she's so special.
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She's the baby in the family.
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No, Dina's the baby.
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They're only nine months apart.
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Wait.
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Weren't all you guys nine months apart?
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Yeah. Mom was in a medical journal.
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You know, I don't even think I'd recognize Mary Teresa if I saw her.
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Oh, she'll be the one talking about her swimming pool.
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I bet she mentions that pool three times before we get to the car.
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I'll take that bet. How much?
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$21.99.
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The exact cost of a case of Rolling Rock?
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That's right.
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I can't believe this is taking so long. I got to get home.
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There's a girl meeting me at the apartment.
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Hey...
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No, no, she's delivering something for my aquarium.
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I'll bet she is.
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No, no, she's... she works at the fish store on Pico.
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Yeah, she does.
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Okay. Seriously, stop.
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Oh, there she is, there she is.
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And the moral of that story is,
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I love my pool.
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Hey, Mary Teresa!
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Joey, my celebrity brother.
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And Michael! What a good-looking man you've grown up to be.
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And Gina...
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are you okay?
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I'm tall and can eat whatever I want, so, yeah, I'm doing okay.
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So, uh, how was your flight?
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Oh. This stewardess said the funniest thing to me.
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She said, "Where did you get that giant ring?"
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Oh, you got engaged?
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Walter proposed last week.
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It was so romantic. We were out by the pool.
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He got down on one knee.
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You see, Gina, ordinarily when a man proposes,
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Dad isn't holding the back of his neck saying, "Do it."
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Dad's face was pretty red.
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Excuse me.
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Hi, honey.
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Yeah, just landed.
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No, no, the switch for the patio lights is inside the pool house.
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That's three. Pay up.
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No, I don't think that one counts.
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- Judges?
- That's a pool mention.
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- What? I appeal.
- Denied.
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Wow. I love your place. How many square feet is it?
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Oh, I don't know, 1,600?
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That's so funny. I just got a new Mercedes.
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Anyway, uh, yeah, you're gonna stay here.
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The couch pulls out, so...
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Oh, Joey, I can't sleep on a pull-out couch.
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Isn't my big brother gonna let me take his room?
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Come on, you're not seven anymore. That's not going to work.
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Pretty please?
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I love it. Get up there!
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Hello.
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Hey... you.
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Ha, ha, you tracked me down.
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Look, I was gonna call you, but I lost your number.
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Oh, Joelle. You're here. Great.
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Hey, Michael. I've, uh, got the black light for your aquarium.
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Thank you.
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Oh, you're the fish store girl.
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I thought you were someone I slept with and never called back.
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Okay.
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So some girl shows up, and you just assume you've hooked up with her?
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Well, it happens a lot. It's kind of hard to keep track.
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Okay.
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- We haven't...?
- No!
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You are missing out.
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So thanks for bringing th over.
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You know, I could have just come by the store to pick it up.
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Oh, it was nothing.
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Besides, I wanted to see where you live.
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Why is the hot girl flirting with Michael?
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That's not very nice, and I have no idea.
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So, um... where is the aquarium?
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Uh, it's in my bedroom.
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Ooh, can I see it?
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- Ooh.
- Ooh.
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Uh, I'd rather not. It's sort of my private space.
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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Well, thanks for coming by.
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Oh, well, if you give me your number,
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I'll call you when the tiger fish come in.
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Oh, that's all right.
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I don't want to end up on a mailing list or anything.
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I'll just call you at the store.
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Uh, what the hell was that?
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What?
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It looks like you have an admirer.
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Yeah, right.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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me and my black light are gonna go blow some fishes' minds.
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That explains why Michael didn't get all nervous around that girl.
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He has no idea she's into him.
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Well, you should tell him. And then you should give him some pointers.
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No, no, no, I've tried. Every time I get involved,
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I put too much pressure on him, and he blows it.
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I need to just leave him alone.
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But he's your nephew.
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Alex, the best thing I can do is just live my life in a sexual manner,
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and hope he learns by example.
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Oh good, the maid's here.
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Hola, we are out of towels!
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I thought I'd jump in the hot tub.
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Anyone care to join me?
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Gina, can you even go in since you got those things?
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Of course I can.
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In two more months.
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Look at us.
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When we were kids,
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who would have thought you'd end up on a big, prime-time show,
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and I'd end up engaged to the second most successful waterbed salesman in Bergen County?
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The second most successful?
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Oh, there's no shame in that. Mr. Waterbed is an institution.
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All right, well, uh, I'm gonna go inside.
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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Would you put my ring in your safe?
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Uh... I don't have a safe, but, uh,
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I'll keep it right here in my pocket; it'll be fine.
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My body repels engagement rings.
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Joey, hit the switch.
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I want to show you guys my black light.
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Okay, sure.
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Wow, this reminds me of Studio 54 in the '70s.
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Wait, you were, like, ten years old.
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So?
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Well, this is weird.
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How come the stones in your bracelet are all lit up,
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but Mary Teresa's ring isn't?
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Under short-wave UV light, only real gemstones'll glow.
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Wait a second.
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Does that mean her diamond is fake?
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Oh, God, please let me have this. I never ask you for anything!
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You always ask me for stuff.
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Don't do that! You sound just like Him.
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Yeah, you know, this isn't glowing at all.
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This thing's fake.
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- Is it?
- Yeah.
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Oh, happy day! I can't wait to tell her!
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Oh, no, you cannot tell her.
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Why are you always trying to protect her?
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This is my chance to prove to her she is not fancy.
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You're just gonna hurt her. What do you stand to gain?
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I get to hurt her.
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It's really something, isn't it?
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Mmm. It is.
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Walter won't tell me how much it cost,
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but he said I was worth every penny.
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Oh, he's right.
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You truly deserve this.
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I think I'll have some wine before dinner.
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Oh. I'd offer some to you, Gina,
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but I'm guessing you're already drunk.
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Hey. I may drink, but at least I'm not dating someone
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who is constantly being mistaken for one of the Three Stooges.
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Yeah, the best-looking one: Moe.
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I know why you're being so petty.
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You're just jealous because I have Walter,
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who buys me lovely things like this.
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Buys? Or digs out of a cereal box?
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Okay! Why don't you two stop criticizing each other
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and criticize other members of the family, huh?
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Like, what about Tina, huh?
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What do we hate about her?
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Well... she is pretty dumb.
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Yeah. Remember when we told her that jelly beans were diet pills?
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Oh, she got so fat.
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And then when we told her that jelly beans were birth control pills?
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Oh, she got so pregnant.
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She might be the dumbest Tribbiani.
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Oh, yeah. See? This is what I wanted.
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You guys get along.
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Look at us. Hanging out, having fun.
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No one's talking about Gina's drinking or Mary Teresa's fake ring.
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This is great.
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My fake what?
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I'm dumber than Tina!
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I can't believe my ring isn't real!
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What am I gonna find out next?
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That you're not the second largest waterbed salesman in Bergen County?
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Fourth?!
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Oh, I have to go to the bathroom so bad, but I don't want to leave.
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Well, you don't have to worry about how much the wedding's gonna cost,
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'cause there isn't gonna be a wedding.
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And I'm keeping the Mercedes.
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Leased?!
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I feel so bad. Why'd I have to tell her about the ring?
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It serves her right.
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Maybe she'll learn not to fall for guys just for their money.
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Her whole life, she has gone from Walter to Walter.
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Wasn't there a David in there?
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Oh, geez, you are worse than Tina.
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I was speaking metamorphically.
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Well, screw you, Walter! Oh, and I have news for you.
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Since I've been here, I've been sleeping on a conventional mattress,
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and I love it!
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Well, you were right.
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The ring's a fake.
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Oh...
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It's not even cubic zirconia.
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It's part of a pirate's costume.
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Hey, hey, you're gonna be okay.
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You're with family,
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and we are gonna help you get through this, right, Gina?
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Mary Angela, you are not gonna believe what just happened.
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Gina!
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I'll call you back.
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I have nothing to go back to. What am I going to do?
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Hey, this could be good.
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You know, your whole life,
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you've always had someone like Walter to take care of you.
Maybe this...
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this could be a chance for you to stand on your own.
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You're right.
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I don't need a rich husband.
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There you go!
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I have a rich brother.
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There you go.
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I'm gonna stay here,
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and you're gonna take care of me now.
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- Did I just become...?
- You sure did, Walter.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Where's Mary Teresa? I have her laundry.
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You did her laundry?
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Well, she thinks I'm the housekeeper. I don't like conflict.
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Just please don't tell her that I speak English.
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Is that you, Alex?
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Un momento, por favor, Miss Mary Teresa!
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Oh, Joelle, come on in.
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What's up?
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Um, well... the fish food came in.
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And I thought that
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you might want to take this bottle of wine
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and watch the meteor shower.
280
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Maybe we could drive up to Mulholland and check it out.
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That's a great idea.
282
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Oh, so far so good.
283
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Ooh, you know who else loves a good meteor shower?
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My friend Seth.
285
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"Will invite Seth." Wow.
286
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You know, actually, that's not what I really want to do.
287
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Okay. You brought it up.
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Um... so, uh...
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maybe I'll just see you at the store.
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Okay. Bye.
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That's weird.
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Everyone knows the more eyes, the better at a meteor shower.
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I mean, get a clue, Joelle.
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I'm going to go check out the sky right now.
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I can't stand this anymore.
296
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That girl is losing interest. We have to do something.
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He will not die a virgin.
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Hey.
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The stars are amazing, aren't they?
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Yeah, they are.
301
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Um, but sometimes, when a woman looks at the sky with a man,
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she doesn't want to talk about the stars,
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if you know what I mean.
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Yes, I guess so.
305
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I'm just saying that sometimes you're not great at picking up signals
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when a girl is into you.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah, Michael, open your eyes.
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Tonight you have this opportunity to...
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Michael, what are you do...?!
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Shh-shh-shh-shh-shh.
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Alex, that is the only kiss we can ever share, all right?
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I'm flattered, but you're married!
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I'm not talking about me!
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You're not?
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No, I'm talking about Joelle.
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The fish girl likes you!
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Yeah, right. Like I could ever get a girl like that.
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She's way out of my league.
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Well, you just kissed me. You think I'd be into you?!
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Well, yeah, you and I are kind of on the same...
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No, we are not!
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Oh, you went shopping again.
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Yeah.
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Here's your credit card. Thanks for letting me use it.
326
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Well, thanks for taking it out of my wallet while I was sleeping.
327
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I'm going to go upstairs and finish redecorating.
328
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What?!
329
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- How was your day?
- Great. Awesome.
330
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I quit.
331
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What?
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I've worked for some difficult people.
333
00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:46,400
Betty White put a cigarette out on my arm.
334
00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:51,520
But your sister is by far the worst.
335
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Wow. I had no idea you were so fed up.
336
00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:56,440
You know, part of my job is
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pretending to be okay with people's crazy requests.
338
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:01,560
So, were you mad when I made you play Hide and Go Seek at the mall?
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Only when I was hiding,
340
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and you forgot and went to a movie.
341
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I just wanted to let you know that I won't be hanging around anymore.
342
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Mary Teresa fired me as your maid.
343
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What?
344
00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:15,680
Yeah, she found silverware in my purse and accused me of stealing it.
345
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It was mine; I was taking it back.
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I don't even know how it got here.
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Oh, we borrowed it for British Night.
348
00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:21,600
Glen dressed up as a butler,
349
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and we made him speak in an accent.
350
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You hated that, too!
351
00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:28,080
You guys are so loud. I was trying to be creative.
352
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Hey! You don't work here anymore!
353
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No trabajo! Joey, check her pockets!
354
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God, she is awful.
355
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You have got to tell her to get outta here.
356
00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:39,080
Maybe you're right. I mean, Glen,
357
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I don't want to lose you.
358
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And Alex, you deserve a second chance.
359
00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:46,200
All right, I just got to think of a nice way to get rid of her.
360
00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:47,400
Leave her in the desert.
361
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:48,200
Push her off a bridge.
362
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,640
Dale con un coche. Uh, sorry. Hit her with a car.
363
00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:57,680
So, wait, let me get this straight.
364
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You're gonna buy a real engagement ring,
365
00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:00,960
give it to her, and tell her it's from Walter?
366
00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:03,480
Yeah, that way she forgivesWalter, goes home,
367
00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:05,920
and I can go back to dealing with just one crazy sister.
368
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,760
Ugh, I just can't believe you're doing this.
369
00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:12,680
Why does it bother you so much?
370
00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:13,920
Don't you want her to go back, too?
371
00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:16,560
It's not that. It's just the way you treat her.
372
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I don't care that the rest of the family dotes on her.
373
00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:20,520
But you? You should know better.
374
00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:22,680
Are you jealous?
375
00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:25,960
No. I don't need any of that stuff.
376
00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:27,600
I can take care of myself.
377
00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:30,560
But, you know, every once in a while,
378
00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:32,000
it might be nice to be spoiled.
379
00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:35,080
Gina, we both know that if I did nice stuff for you, you'd hit me.
380
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,120
May I help you?
381
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:40,760
Yeah, I'd like to buy an engagement ring. Something cheap.
382
00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:42,280
- But big.
- But cheap.
383
00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:43,720
But a real diamond.
384
00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:45,720
Yeah, but I don't care if it's cloudy or chipped
385
00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:47,920
or stolen from a grave, you know?
386
00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:51,880
May I say, you two are going to be very happy together.
387
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:54,760
Oh, no. This is my sister.
388
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:56,560
Oh, so the ring's for someone else?
389
00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:57,720
Yeah, my other sister.
390
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:00,960
Oh, your family's perfect?
391
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:07,400
Mary Teresa!
392
00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:08,840
Could you come down for a second?
393
00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:10,720
I still think this is a stupid way to get rid of her.
394
00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:12,240
I am not leaving her in the desert!
395
00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:14,840
Well, we don't have to do mine! Glen and Alex had ideas, too!
396
00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:18,640
I have something for you.
397
00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:20,600
A mink? A car? A pony?
398
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,640
Don't guess; no, no.
399
00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:24,360
No, it's from Walter.
400
00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:25,920
- Walter?
- That's right.
401
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,280
He wanted you to have this.
402
00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:31,800
Oh, Walter, it's so beautiful.
403
00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:34,560
Wow, it really is.
404
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:38,160
But he lied to me. He has to win me back.
405
00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:40,560
I mean, where's the speech, the big gesture?
406
00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:44,040
Well, when Joey was on the phone with Walter,
407
00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:45,360
there was a speech that went along with the ring.
408
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:47,040
I can't believe you did it without the speech.
409
00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:48,440
Do the speech.
410
00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:54,040
Oh, yeah. Yeah, right.
411
00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:55,840
Walter told me to say some stuff.
412
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:57,080
He said that, uh,
413
00:17:57,400 --> 00:18:00,680
he wanted you to know that he loves and cherishes you.
414
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:05,080
That you are the most special woman in the whole world,
415
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:09,160
and he cannot wait to spend the rest of his life with you.
416
00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:14,000
Eh. Maybe I'll just keep the ring and stay here.
417
00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:16,080
What?! Uh... wait, no!
418
00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:17,240
Help me!
419
00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:21,200
Mary Teresa...
420
00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:25,320
I am very relieved you are not going back to him.
421
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,800
I have always been so jealous of you.
422
00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:30,120
If you married Walter, it would just drive me crazy.
423
00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:32,960
- Really?
- Yeah.
424
00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:34,840
If you're not gonna go after him,
425
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:36,880
then I just might have to go after him myself.
426
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:41,880
I might just have to marry Walter and finally be fancier than you.
427
00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:44,800
I will swim in your pool.
428
00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:46,280
Never!
429
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:50,640
You can't have him. I'm marrying Walter.
430
00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:52,880
I have said too much.
431
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,160
Now I've lost him.
432
00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:58,680
I'm gonna go call Walter and tell him I'm coming home.
433
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,080
Do you have to go?
434
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,160
I mean, if you do, there's a 7:00 flight.
435
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,480
I better go pack.
436
00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:06,000
I wish I hadn't fired Alex.
437
00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:08,040
I mean, she was a thief, but, man, could she fold.
438
00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:12,040
Thank you.
439
00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:15,080
Oh... You gonna be okay now that your favorite sister's gone?
440
00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:18,000
Gina, she's not my favorite sister.
441
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:20,120
No?
442
00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:23,640
I picked you up a little something at the store.
443
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:27,680
It may be the world's smallest diamond.
444
00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:31,360
Oh, you shouldn't have done that.
445
00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:35,920
I love you, too.
446
00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:40,720
Would you be offended if I tested it under the black light?
447
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:43,080
No, no, I'm curious myself. It was pretty cheap.
448
00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:53,640
You know what?
449
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,240
If Joelle's into me, I'm gonna call her.
450
00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:58,040
You call another woman? Alex is right here!
451
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,560
You said you were gonna stop making fun of me.
452
00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:02,920
Yeah, I lied.
453
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:05,440
Okay, I got her machine. Good, okay.
454
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:07,280
Hi, Joelle! This is Michael.
455
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:11,800
My neighbor was just telling me that was missing a few signals earlier
456
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,600
and that you wanted to go out with me.
457
00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:14,520
So, uh,
458
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,080
I think we should do it.
459
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:19,240
I mean, go out, not have sex.
460
00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:21,920
It would be nice 'cause I'm a virgin.
461
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,320
I mean, I'm not a virgin, I just..
462
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,040
I've just never been with a woman.
463
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:29,600
Not that I've been with a man.
464
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:33,560
He's actually getting better.
465
00:20:34,305 --> 00:20:40,748
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