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Geez, Gina, I can smell your perfume from the top of the stairs.
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I'm not wearing any perfume.
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The, uh, the bottle said "unisex."
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How are you this morning?
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I don't know. I'm a little frustrated about my career.
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I came out here a couple of months ago with all these goals
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and I haven't achieved any of them.
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Like what?
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I haven't been on the cover of a magazine.
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I haven't been nominated for an award.
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I haven't been on even one est Dressed" list. What's up with that?
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You were in a magazine. Last month you were in People.
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Unidentified male next to Nicole Kidman.
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Well, something good better happen for me soon.
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I want to feel like I made the right decision moving out here.
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Joey, why don't you do something about it?
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Yeah. Call your agent. Light a fire under her.
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Oh! Let me do it. I will rip her a...
No, no, no... I'll do it.
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But you're right. Yeah. I should call her. I need work.
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Not being on TV is even starting to affect my love life.
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- No.
- Yeah.
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Last night, I went out to meet a girl, you know, for sex?
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And I realized, when I moved out here, I lost a big part of my rap.
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I'm no longer... "Joey Tribbiani, star of Days of Our Lives."
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Lines like that actually work?
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Well, not as good as your man perfume, but...
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You know, now that I don't have that, things are harder.
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You know, I gotta say, I hate to delight in this,
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but it's kind of nice that for once you're having a problem with women. I mean...
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Hey, Joey.
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- Thanks for a fun night.
- Oh, yeah.
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You take care.
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I said it was hard. I didn't say it was impossible.
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Everyone is intimidated by a shark. Become
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Well, he's just walking in right now.
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I'll tell him.
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Great news, Joey.
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I just got you the lead in an industrial safety video!
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What?
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No, no, no, no, no. I don't want to do any more stuff like that.
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Look, Bobbie, I came to L.A. to take the next step in my career,
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and I feel like I'm taking a step back.
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You know, you got me doing these lame auditions, lousy commercials.
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That mystery theater thing at Ted Danson's house?
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I need things to change. Now.
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Ooh, there's the fiery Latin heartthrob that I took a chance on.
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I'm not Latin, I'm Italian.
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Italian?
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Oh, no!
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Italians are out this year.
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It may be time for you to call in your boy-band connections.
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I wasn't in a boy band.
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I can't catch a break.
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Look, Bobbie, you gotta do whatever it takes to get me something-- and something good.
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Otherwise I'm gonna go out and find someone else who will.
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Okay, look.
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Just give me one more chance.
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I will find you something.
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There's going to be no more celebrity parties, okay?
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No more cheesy commercials.
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Oh, and when you get home, just delete the message about emceeing the dog show.
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All right. Okay, that's more like it.
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Now, is there anything I can do on my end?
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Yeah. It'd be great if you had some connections.
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Who have you met in this business who's powerful?
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I mean, someone who loves you, someone you trust?
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Just you, I guess.
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Oh...
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You sweet thing, come here.
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Oh, God, I could slap a diaper on you and nurse you right now.
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- Hey, Joey.
- Hey, Alex.
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Uh... what's going on here?
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Oh, I'm hosting an alumni event for Northwestern University.
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No, no, I meant, there's no mustard for the pigs in the blanket.
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Where's your head at, girl?
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I'll take care of it.
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Hey, Alex.
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That guy looks familiar but I can't place him.
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Usually when I have that feeling it's someone I've slept with,
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but I don't think it's that.
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He's a movie producer.
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Ooh.
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Hey. Can you introduce me to him?
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My agent said I need to make some Hollywood connections.
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Oh, yeah. Sure. Hey, Steve!
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This is, uh, my friend, Joey Tribbiani. He's an actor.
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He just moved here from New York a couple months ago.
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Hey! Steve Carpenter, nice to meet you.
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Yeah, you, too.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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there's a girl in there I hated in college and I'm now more successful than.
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So, Joey, you don't look familiar.
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Are you a Wildcat?
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Well, I don't like to brag about it, but I do okay.
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You can go ahead and brag. We're all proud we went to Northwestern.
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Go, Wildcats!
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Oh, I thought you meant...
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You know, you should come in and audition for me sometime.
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Really?
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Yeah, we like to look out for our own.
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That's why they call us the Northwestern Mafia.
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We've got alumni at every studio, network, and major talent agency in this town.
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Then I am really glad I went there! Go, Wildcats!
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Say, what year did you graduate?
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Wait, let me guess. Uh... '91?
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Wow.
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Producer, or awesome year-guesser?
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Who do I know that was '91? Uh... Lance Beckman. Do you know Lance?
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- Uh, is he here?
- No.
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I was in his wedding!
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Well, you know, if you're new in town,
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I should introduce you to the rest of the Northwestern Mafia.
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It's too bad-- I don't think there's anyone else here from '91.
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Oh, darn, that would have been a fun situation.
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Hey, guys, this is Joey.
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Joey, this is Dave. He's an executive at Universal.
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Mark's in television.
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And Paul is a feature director.
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Yeah, Joey's the Class of '91.
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Oh, yeah? What dorm were you in?
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Uh... a different one every night, if you know what I mean.
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So, what'd you study?
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Uh, uh... not much of anything, I'm afraid.
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Fight song time. Shall we?
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Spread far the fame of our fair name
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Go, Northwestern, win that game!
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And then we'll... Okay...
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Where'd you get the Northwestern shirt?
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Oh, at an organizational meeting for next year's homecoming.
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Hello?
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Joey...
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I did it.
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I got you a huge audition for tomorrow.
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That was fast. What happened?
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Well, apparently your friend from Northwestern called the producer.
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And then the producer called me and offered you the audition.
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And I said, "Okay."
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That's great. Okay, well, what's it for?
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Well, it's a sexy new nighttime drama set in a mountain resort.
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It's called Deep Powder.
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It's Baywatch on skis,
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and it's the dumbest script I ever read.
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It's gonna be huge!
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All right!
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Yeah, I'm gonna have my assistant
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fax you the audition scene as soon as I get off the phone.
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Great, Bobbie. Thanks a lot. Bye-bye.
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What was that about?
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I've got a huge audition for tomorrow.
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Oh, that's great. For what?
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It's a sexy nighttime drama set at a ski resort.
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- That sounds fantastic!
- Yeah!
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Oh my God, it's not on against J.A.G., is it?
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No, well, I don't know when it's going to be on.
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But this is definitely a part I can get, yeah.
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And it's all because I told that guy I went to Northwestern.
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Lying is awesome!
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Oh, I can't wait to see the script.
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Bobbie's going to fax it over right now.
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Hello? Stop calling here!
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Damn it, every time I'm expecting an important fax, this jerk prank calls me.
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- What does he say?
- Nothing!
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He just makes this annoying sound...
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- Did you go to Northwestern?
- Why, yes, I did.
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Well, I graduated from Purdue three years ago.
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- So?
- We're rival schools.
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Oh. Yeah. Grrr. I hate you.
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- Joey Tribbiani.
- Katie Harper.
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Yeah, listen, I've got this audition now,
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but maybe we can get together sometime and get to the bottom of this rivalry.
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Hmm. Maybe we can.
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Yeah, well, hey... why don't you give me a call sometime?
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- You have your number on a card?
- I do this a lot.
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But also, you are very special.
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Hi. I'm Joey Tribbiani.
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I'm here to audition for the role of Langdon Powder,
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the sexy young snowboarder with the secret past.
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Now, I don't want to tell you to cancel the rest of your session,
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but I was born to play this role.
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You're not reading for Langdon.
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Huh?
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You're reading for Langdon's dad.
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Langdon's dad?!
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But I'm young and sexy.
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I'm not some old, gray-haired guy in a dumb-looking sweater.
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Hey, how you doing, buddy? Good luck on the audition.
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Hey.
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Hey. How did the audition go?
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I did the stupidest thing I've ever done.
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Come on, honey. Now we both know that is not true.
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Did they find out you didn't go to Northwestern?
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No, no, no, it's not that.
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I spent all this time preparing for the wrong role.
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You know, and they wouldn't even let me audition.
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And I would have been so great at it.
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"If thrashing's a crime, yo, lock me up
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"because I don't want to live in a world where I can't thrash to the extreme."
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- That is great.
- I know.
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So did you end up auditioning for the right part?
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No, it was for the father.
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I'm not old ough to play the father of a teenager.
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I had a teenager when I was your age.
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- But that's different.
- How?
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Look, I don't have time to pretend your life is okay. I have a problem.
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Joey, they called you in.
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I mean, you should just audition for the dad.
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Yeah, but I don't know if I can pull it off.
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I have all the heavy scenes with my kids in the show,
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and I don't know how to do that.
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Look, I know this isn't the kind of role you're used to doing,
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but you can't just give up because you're afraid to fail.
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And I don't think you're going to fail.
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Really?
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I hate doing this stuff to your face.
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Are you going to make me compliment you?
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I need it.
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Turn around.
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I have seen everything you have done, and you are a great actor.
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And on top of that, I know that you can play a dad
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because I've seen the way you are with Michael,
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and you're like a father to him.
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Thanks, Gina.
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Come here, give me a hug.
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God, you're such a girl.
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I've been meaning to make a contribution, but it keeps slipping my mind.
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Well, yes, of course. I treasure my Northwestern experience.
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And I treasure mine.
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Now, if you're willing to pledge $1,000...
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Joey.
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- What are you doing?
- Oh, excuse me one second.
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Ma'am, can I call you back in a few minutes? I'm not able to speak freely.
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It's me.
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If you can hear this, wave your hand.
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Why are you calling me from my alumni association?
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Well, I didn't know it was you. The sheet says Alexis Garret.
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- That's my full name.
- Ooh. Sexy.
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Joey, why are you pretending like you went to Northwestern?
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Because your friend Steve thought I went there and he got me an audition.
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Now he's asking me to do all this alumni stuff. I can't say no.
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- But you're lying.
- Alex.
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Isn't doing whatever it takes to achieve your dreams what Northwestern's all about?
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No!
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Then what is it about? I have to give a speech at the next alumni dinner.
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- Hey.
- Hey, Howie.
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What are you doing?
247
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I've got a big audition later, so I'm just going over my lines.
248
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Can I help? I have acting experience.
249
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I was one of the Honeycomb kids.
250
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Sure. Okay. You have the first line.
251
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Did you have any lines in those Honeycomb commercials?
252
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No, I did not.
253
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Michael, listen, I'm leaving for my audition in a few minutes.
254
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Will you run through the lines with me?
255
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Sure. Yeah.
256
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What's the scene about?
257
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Uh, well, I'm being over-protective of my daughter
258
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because her mother died in an avalanche that I may or may not have caused.
259
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There's a great speech about it later where I curse the elements.
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"Damn you, mountain, bring her back!"
261
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-So I'm the daughter?
- Hmm.
262
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All right, do I have to read it with like a high, girly voice?
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No.
264
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- May I?
- No.
265
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Okay, um... All right, so...
266
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I could do it now. I want another shot.
267
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That's okay. Michael's already doing it.
268
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Can I be his understudy?
269
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- Sure.
- Great!
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"Hi, Daddy."
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"How are you doing? Is something the matter?
272
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"Why won't you let me go to Haley's sleepover party?"
273
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"Because there's a blizzard coming. You could get snowed in."
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"You don't have to worry about me so much.
275
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Look at me. I'm a big girl now."
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"I can see that.
277
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I bet your friends think it's pretty lame that your old man wants to hold on to you so tight."
278
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If I had functional tear ducts I'd be crying right now.
279
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Really? Was I good?
280
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Actually, I got a very strong dad vibe from you.
281
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Thanks, Michael. I got a strong little girl vibe from you.
282
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All right, thanks, you guys.
283
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I'm going to go get this part. I still got to go pick up your mom.
284
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She's coming with me for moral support.
285
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All right, wish me luck.
286
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Hi. My name's Thomas Wheeler. I'm here for my Northwestern alumni interview.
287
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The producer I met at Alex's asked me to interview this kid as a personal favor.
288
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I completely forgot.
289
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How are we going to get out of this?
290
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Hey, sorry about that. Come on in.
291
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Oh, thank you, sir.
292
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I brought a copy my high school transcript
293
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as well as a letter of recommendation from...
294
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Yeah, I'm kind of in a time cnch here.
295
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But you seem like a fine young man. I'm giving you my full recommendation.
296
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What... what about all my questions?
297
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What about the English department?
298
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Is there a strong pre-law program?
299
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Uh... college isn't all about academics, Thomas.
300
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So why don't you hang out here and have a good time.
301
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That's kind of our motto at Northwestern.
302
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I thought it wasv Quaecumque Sunt Vera.
303
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No, no, we changed it.
304
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Okay, you go over your lines.
305
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I will take care of the competition.
306
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Hi. You reading for the role of Dad?
307
00:16:06,468 --> 00:16:07,149
Yeah?
308
00:16:07,470 --> 00:16:08,992
You like Jager? Huh?
309
00:16:11,677 --> 00:16:13,761
- Hey, Katie.
- Hey, Joey.
310
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It's good to see you again.
311
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Yeah, I was thinking about you.
312
00:16:16,927 --> 00:16:18,970
There's a Northwestern-Purdue game on this Saturday.
313
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- Mm, you want to come over?
- You read my mind.
314
00:16:23,218 --> 00:16:24,340
You like football?
315
00:16:24,620 --> 00:16:26,464
- No.
- Neither do I.
316
00:16:27,786 --> 00:16:29,990
Okay, I'll talk to you after my audition.
317
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Okay, thanks for your patience, everyone.
318
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We're going to start reading now.
319
00:16:37,483 --> 00:16:39,006
Oh, ma'am, I'm sorry,
320
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but we're not reading for the part of Angry Prostitute till tomorrow.
321
00:16:44,175 --> 00:16:46,018
Oh, I'm not an actress, but thank you.
322
00:16:48,743 --> 00:16:49,505
Okay, uh...
323
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Joey, we're ready for you now.
324
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And I'd like to introduce you to Katie Harper.
325
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You're going to be reading with her.
326
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:58,120
Oh, uh, I thought the scene was with me and my daughter.
327
00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:00,084
That's right. We cast her in the part.
328
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We're going to see if you two have chemistry.
329
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I think we might.
330
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You can do this. She's your daughter.
331
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And you're going to jail.
332
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Whenever you're ready.
333
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Hi, Daddy.
334
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How you doing?
335
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I mean...
336
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How are you doing? Is everything all right?
337
00:17:30,418 --> 00:17:32,301
Why won't you let me go to Haley's sleepover party?
338
00:17:32,501 --> 00:17:36,108
Because there's a blizzard coming. You could get snowed in.
339
00:17:37,350 --> 00:17:39,033
You don't have to worry about me so much anymore.
340
00:17:39,354 --> 00:17:40,756
I mean, look at me.
341
00:17:40,916 --> 00:17:42,399
I'm a big girl now.
342
00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:44,683
I can see that.
343
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:49,852
I-I-I bet your friends think it's pretty lame that your old man wants to...
344
00:17:51,054 --> 00:17:52,858
hold on to you so tight.
345
00:17:58,187 --> 00:18:00,191
I... I like it when you do that.
346
00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:04,759
You're my special... little girl.
347
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:10,129
- I love you, Daddy.
- And I love you, too.
348
00:18:11,771 --> 00:18:13,935
Now come give Daddy a kiss.
349
00:18:14,617 --> 00:18:15,979
Okay, thank you.
350
00:18:17,141 --> 00:18:19,185
Please, never have a daughter.
351
00:18:23,913 --> 00:18:25,356
- Hey, how'd it go?
- Terrible.
352
00:18:25,516 --> 00:18:27,399
Why does my daughter have to be so hot?
353
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,044
I told you I couldn't play a dad. Come on.
354
00:18:30,124 --> 00:18:30,805
No, no, no.
355
00:18:30,926 --> 00:18:32,849
You go back in there and try it again.
356
00:18:32,969 --> 00:18:35,374
I can't. I am too turned on by that girl.
357
00:18:35,454 --> 00:18:37,177
Joey, you are an actor. Act.
358
00:18:37,297 --> 00:18:39,421
But I can't stop thinking about sex.
359
00:18:39,581 --> 00:18:41,024
You want to stop thinking about sex?
360
00:18:45,832 --> 00:18:48,637
What the hell are you doing?! That's disgusting! You're my sister!
361
00:18:48,757 --> 00:18:49,759
And that is your daughter.
362
00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:51,683
That is even worse. Now you go back in there,
363
00:18:51,723 --> 00:18:54,007
and you ask if you can try again.
364
00:18:54,087 --> 00:18:55,810
Okay. Yeah, you're right.
365
00:18:56,211 --> 00:18:57,052
Thanks.
366
00:19:00,779 --> 00:19:02,342
- Hey.
- Hey. How'd it go?
367
00:19:02,422 --> 00:19:04,826
Joey sucked the first time, but then I, uh...
368
00:19:04,946 --> 00:19:07,631
Your mother helped me in a totally normal way.
369
00:19:08,352 --> 00:19:11,478
So you feel like it went pretty well, right?
370
00:19:11,879 --> 00:19:15,565
Wait a minute. What's that look on your face? You know something?
371
00:19:15,766 --> 00:19:17,649
What's the best news I could give you?
372
00:19:17,889 --> 00:19:19,973
Uh, they fixed the vending machine.
373
00:19:20,694 --> 00:19:23,219
Oh, we got a Ping-Pong table.
374
00:19:23,539 --> 00:19:26,425
Oh, no... Kool and the Gang got back together?
375
00:19:27,466 --> 00:19:30,352
Okay, I'm going to have to try this a different way.
376
00:19:30,792 --> 00:19:34,038
Uh, you are Langdon Powder's dad.
377
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:35,601
Who?
378
00:19:36,683 --> 00:19:38,045
You got the part!
379
00:19:38,366 --> 00:19:39,969
I got the par... I got the part?!
380
00:19:40,129 --> 00:19:42,133
I did it! I did it!
381
00:19:42,253 --> 00:19:44,777
- Congratulations.
- Oh, Joey, I'm so proud of you.
382
00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:48,103
Okay... but that's the last one.
383
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,436
An all new Will & Grace is coming up next...
384
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right here on NBC!
385
00:20:00,205 --> 00:20:01,888
- Hey, Joey!
- Hey, Steve!
386
00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:03,210
How did that audition go?
387
00:20:03,290 --> 00:20:05,895
Great! Thanks so much fot setting that up. I got the part!
388
00:20:06,055 --> 00:20:10,223
- All right! Go Wild Cats!
- But not Purdue, we hate them!
389
00:20:11,144 --> 00:20:12,988
Wait a minute, I'm here with your buddy.
390
00:20:13,028 --> 00:20:15,352
Lance! Come here, you gotta see who this is!
391
00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:18,998
It's me, Lance Beckman!
392
00:20:20,922 --> 00:20:21,723
Joey.
393
00:20:22,525 --> 00:20:24,047
I was in your wedding.
394
00:20:24,248 --> 00:20:25,851
No, you weren't.
395
00:20:31,941 --> 00:20:34,346
Okay, look, Steve. I have something I have to tell you.
396
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:37,752
This man is not Lance Beckman!
397
00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:44,931
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