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And strike three!
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So unrealistic!
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Derek Jeter doesn't strike out on three curve balls in a row.
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Do you know that the laws of physics suggest that
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curve ball is actually impossible.
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Why do you have to ruin stuff like that ?
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"A curve ball is impossible."
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"Don't eat that, it's solid mold."
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"That's not a dog, it's a possum! Stop letting it lick your face!" Why?
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Okay, I gotta get to school.
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Dude, let me let you in on a little secret.
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You don't live with your mom anymore.
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You don't have to go to school.
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Stay here. We'll have fun.
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I really have to finish some work.
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So ? You can work here.
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There's a comfy couch.
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A lamp.
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Pens.
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What else do you need?
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A Cray T-3E 1200 Super-computer.
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The lamp has three settings.
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Look, I don't have anyone to hang out with here.
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Do you have to go to school every day?
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Isn't the teacher ever sick or you get, like, a snow day or something?
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There are not too many snow days in L.A.
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Although it's funny you mention that,
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'cause I'm studying a climate-change scenario right now,
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where the polar ice caps melt...
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Oh, just go!
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I know I can beat you.
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Ah... stee-rike!
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This is a new low.
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Did you break another piece off the wall?
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It's just begging to be climbed !
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I just want to drop off Michael's laundry.
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I need to get back to the salon.
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You're going in this late ?
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Yeah, my 1st client cacelled. God rest her soul.
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I was hoping you could stay.
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I was thinking maybe we could hang out.
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Why, is something wrong?
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I don't know.
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I mean, I like L.A. and all, but
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being between projects and not knowing that many people yet,
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I'm kind of lonely.
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How are you supposed to make friends as an adult?
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Have you met anybody nice in the building?
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Well, there actually is this one guy, Jake.
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He lives across the courtyard. He seems really cool.
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Well, have you talked to him?
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Kinda, yeah.
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I've run into him a couple times by the mailboxes.
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He's always going out to play basketball with his friends.
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Man, if I knew him, I could play ball with them, too.
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Assuming they also suck.
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So why don't you be friends with him?
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Yeah, why don't I just catch a rainbow and put it in my pocket?
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Oh, come on, it should be easy for you:
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it's like picking up a girl.
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How do you do that?
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I don't know.
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I kinda go into a zone, you know.
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I just start talking to a girl, and next thing I know,
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I'm sneaking out of her appartement.
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Hey, maybe and Michael should have a party. Like a house warming.
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Invite the whole buiding. Have Jake come.
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Yeah!
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That's a great idea.
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I can call Jake right now.
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I know from the mailboxes that his last name is Morgan.
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Huh? More than just a hat rack, Gina.
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Okay, Morgan, Morgan...
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Shoot, there's, like, ten "J. Morgans."
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If only I knew his address.
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Ah ! There's a guy with the same address as me !
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Right! Got it. I'm on it.
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You hear that ?
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That might be, Jake. Should I go talk t him ?
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Go, Joey. Go grab your rainbow.
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Jake! Jake! Jake!
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Hey, what's up, man?
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Joey, right?
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Well, my friends call me J-Bird.
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Anyway, my roomate and I are having a little party this Thursday for everyone in the building.
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Yeah, sure. I'll stop by.
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Awesome, you won't be sorry. The J-Bird throws a great party.
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Why do I keep calling myself that?
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Hold it together, J-Bird.
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- Hey, Joey.
- Hey.
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You don't say hello to me?
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Oh! I didn't even see you there. Hello! Hello!
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Your skin is so beautiful.
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- Enough.
- Okay.
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So, listen, I know you're having a party tonight,
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so I just wanted to drop off a list of rules about noise and parking and stuff.
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You know're invited, right?
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Oh Okay!
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Oh, hey, Alex.
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Hi, Michael!
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Who were you on the phone with?
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Did you ever meet Seth from college?
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Was he the home-school kid with the glasses
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or the asian kid allergic to light ?
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I don't think you ever met him. He's this super-competitive guy.
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He just called to gloat about this fellowhip he won...
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like I haven't already read about it in the American Journal of Astrophysics.
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By the way, can we please get some new magazinesfor the bathroom?
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I mentioned the party to him, thinking he's never gonna come.
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Not only is he coming now,
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he wants to bring his girlfriend.
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So?
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You don't understand.
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If Seth has a girlfriend, it means...
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Oh god, it means I'm the last guy from my group of friends that has no serious relationship.
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Even after the allergic-to-light guy?
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Arthur Trang does all right.
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I mean, if you tell a girl
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"We have to sit here in the dark or I'll die"...
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Stuff happens.
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That is going right in the arsenal.
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God, I'm so sick of Seth beating me all the time.
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You know what it's like to have someone who's like but
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just a little bit better ?
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Yeah ! Johnny Depp !
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I don't even wantc to go tonight.
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What?!
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This is our party.
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The whole reason to have it was to do something together.
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I thought this party was for Jake.
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That's right! Jake is coming!
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You know what?
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You need a girlfriend tonight?
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I don't know this Seth guy.
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I'll be your girlfriend.
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Okay, Mom, no!
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What, we could be a couple!
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Aren't we a cute couple?
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People go to jail for things like that.
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Serously, mom, stop !
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You don't think I'm sexy enough?
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I mean, cone on, this is the body of a 22-year-old.
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- I mean, look how tight my...
- Please stop!
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What did you say?
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Well, first of all, "Oh, so tight..."
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And I could do it.
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You'd really do that for me?
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Yeah, I could be your girlfriend.
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I mean, after all, my hkfband's out of town. I could use a date.
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Alex, you're a married woman.
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Is that really appropriate?
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You know the word "appropriate" ?
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Well, um, Alex, I mean...
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if-if you'd come with me tonight,
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I-I-I-I'd really appreciate that.
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Big step down but whatever !
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Hey!
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Your girlfriend's here!
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Oh, is what you're wearing?
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I just thought you were gonna show a little more skin.
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Well , sometimes, what you don't see is sexier.
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Ah! Only women think that.
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No, I'm sorry. You look great.
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I'm just... I'm a little nervous about tonight, that's all.
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I mean, if we blow this Seth....
he'll never let me hear the end of it.
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Okay, my middle name is Julia.
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- I grew up in...
- Actually...
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I had some thoughts about you backstory.
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My backstory ?
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Veronica Rockafeller.
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Neuro-surgeon/bikini model.
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I'm sorry. Am I not good enough for you ?
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No !
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For believability, please lower your age to 30.
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Right...
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I'm 28!
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Hey, guys!
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Could you not stand by the door when Jake comes in.
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I don't want you two to be the first two people he sees.
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Come on.
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- Hi.
- No, no, no, no.
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In you go, in you go.
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Seth.
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Sorry I'm late I had a congratulatory phone call from Stephen Awking.
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An honor, sure, but just...
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This is my girlfriend Molly Wintall.
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Hi. This is my girlfriend Alex Garrett.
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I diddn't know you were seeing anyone.
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How long have you guys been together ?
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Uh...
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Well, it's hard to say, in a way,
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because, for a long time, he didn't want to be exclusive.
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This dog's gotta run!
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But I guess we've together about three months.
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We've been together five. That's two months more. 61 days.
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1464 hours.
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- 87,840 minutes!
- 87,840 minutes!
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How could you?
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What?
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First you break up with me, and then you show up here with this tramp?!
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Jake better show.
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I mean, look at these people.
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Who else could I possibly be friends with here?
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Crazy Pet Lady?
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No sir, I do not care for the way her bird talks about our president.
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Hey! I'm Howard.
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From apartment 12?
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Oh, hi.
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Joey. This is Gina.
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Hey, great! Nice to meet.
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I'm actually new here in L.A.
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and I find it kind of hard to meet people.
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Lots of tables for one for old Howie lately.
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So I was pretty excited to get your invitation.
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I mean, I've seen you around the building
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and I wanted to meet you and here I am!
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Yay!
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Well, uh. Enjoy yourself.
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Wow, he seems a little desperate, huh?
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At least he didn't throw a party to make you his friend.
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Yeah, right. Oh.
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Oh! It's almost 9:00.
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There'll be a visible pass by the International Space Station soon.
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Molly and I share a passion for the night sky.
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Oh! How nice! Michael and I share a passion for sex in public.
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We'll be outside.
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Sex in public?
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Where'd that come from?
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I read about it in Cosmo
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60% of us do it.
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Wait a minute.
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Did you see that plate of food Seth just brought for Molly
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with the chicken skewers and the mini-hot dogs?
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I guess.
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Molly told me she's a vegeterian.
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If they'd been together for 5 months, I think he would know that.
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You know I noticed another weird thing. She didn't know about Seth asthma.
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It sends him to the hospital, like, every other week.
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It doesn't seem like they know each other very well.
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Do you think she could be a fake girlfriend ?
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Uh, hey, Molly...
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Which one's better Jedi or Empire?
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I don't know.
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She's fake.
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And when Drake Ramoray walks in and sees them in bed together?
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Ah! That was an amazing scene.
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Interesting story about that scene.
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See, originally, Drake wasn't supposed to be in it at all.
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But then, while looking for a bathroom, I accidentally walked onto the set.
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The rest is history.
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Well, Days of Our Lives has not been the same without you.
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You know I've gote old tapes if you ever want to...
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Jake!
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- Hey, what's going on?
- Hey!
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Yeah, I was just having a nice time with one of your guests here.
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- Yeah, this is Jake.
- This is Jake?
260
00:10:54,088 --> 00:10:55,609
- Rainbow Jake?
- Yeah.
261
00:10:56,811 --> 00:10:57,812
Whatever that means.
262
00:10:59,133 --> 00:11:01,216
So, you're a hairdresser.
263
00:11:01,856 --> 00:11:03,338
Would you do anything different with my hair?
264
00:11:03,418 --> 00:11:04,099
Let me see.
265
00:11:04,499 --> 00:11:05,620
Turn around for a sec.
266
00:11:05,660 --> 00:11:06,622
Great body.
267
00:11:07,342 --> 00:11:08,824
Really great body.
268
00:11:09,144 --> 00:11:10,466
Enough, enough, Gina.
269
00:11:10,506 --> 00:11:12,108
Maybe Jake would like a drink.
270
00:11:12,148 --> 00:11:13,029
Maybe you should get him one.
271
00:11:13,069 --> 00:11:13,990
Maybe you should get him one.
272
00:11:14,030 --> 00:11:15,151
Maybe you should get him one.
273
00:11:15,231 --> 00:11:17,193
You knowt what? I'll get myself a drink.
274
00:11:17,313 --> 00:11:18,675
Can I get anything for the lady?
275
00:11:19,356 --> 00:11:20,317
So, chevalresque.
276
00:11:20,397 --> 00:11:22,039
Yes, I'l have another Everclear and Gatorade.
277
00:11:26,083 --> 00:11:27,485
Why are you flirting with Jake?
278
00:11:27,565 --> 00:11:29,327
I started talking to him before I knew who he was.
279
00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:31,049
You didn't tell me he was so cute.
280
00:11:31,369 --> 00:11:33,972
I'm sorry, but that's not something I notice with guys and yes, I did!
281
00:11:35,774 --> 00:11:37,336
Let me finish talking to him and he's all yours.
282
00:11:37,416 --> 00:11:38,657
- No!
- Excuse me!
283
00:11:38,817 --> 00:11:40,179
I don't want you talking to him!
284
00:11:40,219 --> 00:11:41,981
I told you how hard it is for me to meet people.
285
00:11:42,061 --> 00:11:43,542
It's not easy for me either.
286
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,304
- Why can't we share him?
- Because that never works.
287
00:11:45,344 --> 00:11:47,427
Every time you get involved with one of my friends, you ruin it.
288
00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:49,629
Either you break up with him
289
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:50,871
and he doesn't wanna be with me anymore.
290
00:11:50,991 --> 00:11:52,432
Or he breaks up with you
291
00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:53,674
and you scare him away.
292
00:11:54,475 --> 00:11:56,116
That's why I had to quit the football team,
293
00:11:56,156 --> 00:11:56,717
the baseball team...
294
00:11:56,757 --> 00:11:57,278
I ended up
295
00:11:57,278 --> 00:11:58,119
having to do theater!
296
00:12:00,361 --> 00:12:01,522
Oh, thanks.
297
00:12:02,844 --> 00:12:03,925
You are being ridiculous.
298
00:12:04,005 --> 00:12:04,926
Just back off, okay?
299
00:12:04,926 --> 00:12:06,688
- No, you back off!
- No, you back off!
300
00:12:06,928 --> 00:12:08,450
I see why have trouble meeting people...
301
00:12:08,490 --> 00:12:09,611
You got so much food in your teeth!
302
00:12:09,691 --> 00:12:11,133
Well, I was afraid Jake wasn't going to show,
303
00:12:11,133 --> 00:12:12,535
and when I get upset, I eat.
304
00:12:12,575 --> 00:12:13,856
Wow, we just have so much in common!
305
00:12:13,896 --> 00:12:14,897
- Get outta here!
- Go!
306
00:12:21,625 --> 00:12:23,387
Look, Jake is gonna be here any second with the drinks.
307
00:12:23,387 --> 00:12:25,309
Why don't we let him decide who he wants to be with.
308
00:12:25,349 --> 00:12:26,590
I'm so sure he's going to pick me
309
00:12:26,590 --> 00:12:27,791
I'll give you a minute head start.
310
00:12:27,912 --> 00:12:29,674
Look, I don't need your charity, okay ?
311
00:12:29,714 --> 00:12:31,836
- Jake and I are going to be...
- You just wasted 10 seconds.
312
00:12:32,837 --> 00:12:33,798
Only 40 seconds left.
313
00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:35,640
Hey, man..
314
00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:38,603
Nothing like a cold beer on a warm summer night, huh?
315
00:12:38,804 --> 00:12:40,646
This is apple juice. I'm an alcoholic.
316
00:12:40,846 --> 00:12:41,967
It's a disease.
317
00:12:44,730 --> 00:12:46,412
So, what do you do for a living, Jake?
318
00:12:46,612 --> 00:12:48,615
I'm a market maker in the energy sector.
319
00:12:49,055 --> 00:12:50,256
I mostly do arbitrage!
320
00:12:50,336 --> 00:12:52,339
Oh, hey! My uncle is a garbage man.
321
00:12:55,502 --> 00:12:56,704
I'm an actor myself
322
00:12:56,904 --> 00:12:59,066
and I'm not really working right now so that's not interesting.
323
00:12:59,186 --> 00:13:01,309
Uh, I love video games and Die Hard.
324
00:13:01,349 --> 00:13:02,310
I'm an excellent parallel parker.
325
00:13:02,350 --> 00:13:04,112
I once saw M. T in a restaurant.
326
00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:05,673
Hi.
327
00:13:06,314 --> 00:13:07,516
It's really hot in here.
328
00:13:07,556 --> 00:13:08,957
You wanna go check out the patio?
329
00:13:09,518 --> 00:13:11,120
Catch you later.
330
00:13:12,881 --> 00:13:13,682
I knew it!
331
00:13:14,003 --> 00:13:15,484
What you do see is sexier!
332
00:13:17,807 --> 00:13:19,649
That is such typical Seth,
333
00:13:20,009 --> 00:13:21,411
he could have just come to this party alone,
334
00:13:21,491 --> 00:13:23,814
but instead he goes through all this trouble just to one-up me.
335
00:13:23,854 --> 00:13:24,775
Well, he's not gonna get away with it.
336
00:13:24,895 --> 00:13:25,495
I'm a lawyer.
337
00:13:25,616 --> 00:13:27,097
I'll just pretend is a defendant
338
00:13:27,217 --> 00:13:29,220
for a very, very geeky crime.
339
00:13:30,861 --> 00:13:32,023
- They're splitting up.
- Good!
340
00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:32,904
Divide and conquer.
341
00:13:32,944 --> 00:13:34,065
You take nerdley.
342
00:13:36,187 --> 00:13:37,309
So tell me,
343
00:13:37,389 --> 00:13:39,111
how exactly did you and Seth meet?
344
00:13:39,431 --> 00:13:40,032
Oh...
345
00:13:40,913 --> 00:13:43,716
At a Memorial Day party thrown by a mutual friend.
346
00:13:43,996 --> 00:13:46,599
It was a sunset cruise around Katalina Island.
347
00:13:48,881 --> 00:13:50,844
That's so romantic.
348
00:13:50,924 --> 00:13:53,687
And I had to go to San Francisco on business that night,
349
00:13:53,807 --> 00:13:55,409
so Seth offerd to drive me to the airport.
350
00:13:55,569 --> 00:13:58,372
Then when I came back, he surprised me by picking me up too.
351
00:13:58,933 --> 00:14:01,095
Aww! Couple of questions:
352
00:14:01,495 --> 00:14:04,979
you say you went on a sunset cruise on Memorial Day.
353
00:14:05,019 --> 00:14:06,501
Hmm... yeah.
354
00:14:06,661 --> 00:14:08,823
And then you flew toSan Francisco later that night?
355
00:14:09,024 --> 00:14:10,345
On business.
356
00:14:11,707 --> 00:14:14,229
So just a few weeks before summer solstice
357
00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:16,152
when the sun sets well after 8 o'clock,
358
00:14:16,192 --> 00:14:19,275
your sunset cruise got back in time for you to catch a flight to San Francisco
359
00:14:19,315 --> 00:14:20,917
When, and correct me if I'm wrong,
360
00:14:21,037 --> 00:14:22,959
the last shuttle SFO leaves at 9 p.m.
361
00:14:22,999 --> 00:14:24,120
Is that what you're saying?
362
00:14:25,642 --> 00:14:28,285
I... don't remember.
363
00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:31,409
I wanna go back to something else that you said
364
00:14:31,449 --> 00:14:33,291
about this alleged boat trip.
365
00:14:35,053 --> 00:14:37,255
I don't know if you noticed, but I' been working out.
366
00:14:37,415 --> 00:14:39,658
Oh, yeah, I've been working out, too.
367
00:14:40,018 --> 00:14:40,579
Oh, yeah?
368
00:14:40,699 --> 00:14:42,301
I bench press 90 pounds.
369
00:14:44,143 --> 00:14:46,025
Can you bench press your body weight?
370
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:51,751
What do you think Molly and alex are talking about?
371
00:14:51,871 --> 00:14:53,233
Oh, girls stuff.
372
00:14:53,353 --> 00:14:54,834
Then either it didn't happen that way
373
00:14:54,834 --> 00:14:58,639
or both you and Seth are in violation of US fishery's act of 1988.
374
00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:01,322
I have to go to the bathroom.
375
00:15:02,883 --> 00:15:05,326
The answers aren't in there, mrs. Wintall.
376
00:15:16,298 --> 00:15:17,259
Hey, Gina!
377
00:15:17,299 --> 00:15:19,302
Sorry to interrupt, but I have to show you something.
378
00:15:19,382 --> 00:15:21,184
Armand Assante just walked in.
379
00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:21,744
Oh, my God!
380
00:15:21,784 --> 00:15:23,106
I love him! Where?
381
00:15:24,147 --> 00:15:24,668
He's not here.
382
00:15:24,708 --> 00:15:25,989
I just wanted to get you away from Jake
383
00:15:25,989 --> 00:15:27,431
so I could have some time to talk to him.
384
00:15:27,551 --> 00:15:29,152
You know, one day Armand Assante will be here,
385
00:15:29,152 --> 00:15:31,115
and I won't go because you have fooled me so many times.
386
00:15:31,876 --> 00:15:33,317
He's gonna leave soon, okay?
387
00:15:33,357 --> 00:15:34,839
Can't you just let me have 5 minutes?
388
00:15:35,039 --> 00:15:36,320
I already saw you give him your number.
389
00:15:36,481 --> 00:15:38,283
@I put a little lipstick kiss on it,
390
00:15:38,443 --> 00:15:40,645
to up what I like to call the "class factor."
391
00:15:41,246 --> 00:15:41,927
Okay, how about this?
392
00:15:42,007 --> 00:15:43,048
If you don't let me talk to him,
393
00:15:43,128 --> 00:15:44,169
I'm going to tell him some stuff about you.
394
00:15:44,249 --> 00:15:45,571
Go ahead! I don't have any secrets.
395
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:46,692
How old did you tell him you were?
396
00:15:46,732 --> 00:15:47,893
- Alright, 5 minutes.
- Yeah.
397
00:15:49,295 --> 00:15:50,376
Hey, Jake.
398
00:15:51,097 --> 00:15:52,819
Thanks for the great party. I gotta take off.
399
00:15:52,899 --> 00:15:53,820
No. Really?
400
00:15:53,900 --> 00:15:55,342
Yeah, I got a basketball game in the morning.
401
00:15:55,462 --> 00:15:57,984
Say, I was wondering if the J-Bird wants to come.
402
00:15:58,385 --> 00:15:59,106
Who?
403
00:16:00,147 --> 00:16:01,709
Oh! That's me! Yeah.
404
00:16:02,550 --> 00:16:04,311
So, I'll swing by. Pick up around around 9:00?
405
00:16:04,392 --> 00:16:05,513
Great!
406
00:16:05,913 --> 00:16:07,034
Bur hey, Jake!
407
00:16:07,075 --> 00:16:09,717
What's that you just threw out there?
408
00:16:10,518 --> 00:16:14,122
Nothing. Just a phone number. That girl I was talking to...
409
00:16:14,323 --> 00:16:16,205
I was hoping to get a little more than a phone number tonight
410
00:16:16,245 --> 00:16:18,848
but she's got more self-esteem than that outfit would suggest.
411
00:16:20,009 --> 00:16:21,410
So you're not gonna call her.
412
00:16:21,571 --> 00:16:23,012
So she's fine for a solo night.
413
00:16:23,092 --> 00:16:24,654
Not exactly for a dinner or a movie, right?
414
00:16:24,694 --> 00:16:26,336
That's my sister, Jake.
415
00:16:27,457 --> 00:16:28,138
Oh...
416
00:16:28,859 --> 00:16:30,260
I'm sorry.
417
00:16:30,661 --> 00:16:32,022
I don't know what to say.
418
00:16:33,143 --> 00:16:34,104
We're still on for basketball?
419
00:16:34,225 --> 00:16:36,147
No, I think I'm gonna play basketball with some guys
420
00:16:36,227 --> 00:16:37,628
who don't think my sister's trashy.
421
00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:38,750
Good luck finding them.
422
00:16:38,830 --> 00:16:40,432
Yeah, tell me about it!
423
00:16:43,155 --> 00:16:43,835
Hey!
424
00:16:45,117 --> 00:16:47,559
I think I came on a little too strong with Jake.
425
00:16:47,599 --> 00:16:48,881
It might have freaked him out.
426
00:16:49,121 --> 00:16:50,403
He's probably not gonna call.
427
00:16:50,883 --> 00:16:52,685
I saw him throw my number, Joey.
428
00:16:52,965 --> 00:16:54,247
But I like your story better.
429
00:16:56,009 --> 00:16:57,971
He just wanted a one-night stand, huh?
430
00:16:59,813 --> 00:17:01,735
- A one-night stand...
- Don't even think about it.
431
00:17:03,417 --> 00:17:04,618
Are you okay?
432
00:17:04,939 --> 00:17:06,380
I mean, I know how much this meant to you.
433
00:17:06,380 --> 00:17:08,102
You went through all this trouble just to meet him.
434
00:17:08,262 --> 00:17:09,384
Oh, no, no, no.
435
00:17:09,464 --> 00:17:10,785
Hey, it's all right. It's all rigth.
436
00:17:11,826 --> 00:17:14,229
I didn't think it'd be this hard to meet people, you know?
437
00:17:14,469 --> 00:17:17,352
When you left home and you moved into Manhattan?
438
00:17:17,673 --> 00:17:18,714
You found people there.
439
00:17:18,874 --> 00:17:21,797
Yeah, but I was a kid then. It was easy, you know?
440
00:17:21,998 --> 00:17:24,200
I got to go through all that again now?
441
00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:27,604
Look... it will happen.
442
00:17:27,724 --> 00:17:28,845
At least, this time, you got me.
443
00:17:29,045 --> 00:17:30,247
I do have your number.
444
00:17:32,609 --> 00:17:34,652
Now, does underlining "up late"
445
00:17:34,732 --> 00:17:36,454
also help with the "class factor"?
446
00:17:39,857 --> 00:17:41,659
Molly has something she'd like to say.
447
00:17:42,540 --> 00:17:45,223
I don't want to do this anymore. I just want to go home.
448
00:17:47,386 --> 00:17:48,667
What do you mean?
449
00:17:48,747 --> 00:17:49,668
Seth, the game is up.
450
00:17:49,788 --> 00:17:51,310
We know she's not your girlfriend.
451
00:17:51,390 --> 00:17:52,191
Oh, my God.
452
00:17:52,231 --> 00:17:54,634
Seth, why? Why did you lie?
453
00:17:54,714 --> 00:17:56,636
So I could beat you for once, okay?
454
00:17:56,716 --> 00:17:57,797
What are you talking about?
455
00:17:57,837 --> 00:18:00,921
.Let's see, you got into Caltech's doctoral program. I got rejected.
456
00:18:00,961 --> 00:18:02,563
You've got this killer apartment.
457
00:18:02,723 --> 00:18:06,086
I live at home and share a bathroom with my grandmother.
458
00:18:07,768 --> 00:18:08,970
I never win.
459
00:18:09,410 --> 00:18:10,812
That's how you feel about me?
460
00:18:14,095 --> 00:18:14,976
Look, okay.
461
00:18:15,257 --> 00:18:16,658
I have to tell you something.
462
00:18:17,940 --> 00:18:19,101
Alex isn't real.
463
00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:23,666
You built her?
464
00:18:23,826 --> 00:18:24,267
No!
465
00:18:27,630 --> 00:18:30,033
I mean she's not really my girlfriend.
466
00:18:30,954 --> 00:18:33,757
Okay, yes, I asked her to pretend to be my date tonight to
467
00:18:34,478 --> 00:18:36,000
impress you 'cause I...
468
00:18:37,201 --> 00:18:38,602
I feel like I never win.
469
00:18:39,764 --> 00:18:42,206
Wow. Makes you think.
470
00:18:42,447 --> 00:18:43,328
Yeah.
471
00:18:43,808 --> 00:18:46,571
So I guess we both kind of learned our lesson.
472
00:18:47,412 --> 00:18:49,374
- I learned it first.
- I learned it better.
473
00:18:49,414 --> 00:18:50,656
I kind of already knew it, actually.
474
00:18:50,696 --> 00:18:51,497
I'm the one who started...
475
00:18:51,577 --> 00:18:53,099
Geeks, geeks, geeks, we're done.
476
00:18:57,744 --> 00:19:00,026
So he was the real reason I threw this party
477
00:19:00,186 --> 00:19:01,708
and he turns out to be a jerk, you know?
478
00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:04,751
All I wanted was someone to hang out with.
479
00:19:13,521 --> 00:19:15,483
Okay, we can try it,
480
00:19:15,804 --> 00:19:17,325
but I'm not making any promises.
481
00:19:17,606 --> 00:19:18,847
You will not regret this.
482
00:19:19,328 --> 00:19:21,850
Hey, Gina, on a trial basis,
483
00:19:22,251 --> 00:19:24,293
Howard here is going to be my friend, okay?
484
00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:26,375
Now, I don't want you hitting on him and ruining everything.
485
00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:29,259
I will try to control myself. I'm only a woman.
486
00:19:31,701 --> 00:19:33,904
Hey, let's play a game where you throw the trash in the bag,
487
00:19:33,904 --> 00:19:37,147
but you use my body as a backboard.
488
00:19:42,433 --> 00:19:44,075
This just might work out!
489
00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:51,123
The season premiere of E.R.
490
00:19:51,243 --> 00:19:53,766
tonight at 10/9c on NBC
491
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:57,250
I don't know why you caved we totally had them.
492
00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:58,491
Are you kidding me?
493
00:19:58,611 --> 00:19:59,973
They would have caught on eventually.
494
00:20:00,093 --> 00:20:00,734
Just...
495
00:20:00,894 --> 00:20:02,936
No one is gonna believe a girl like you would be going out with
496
00:20:03,497 --> 00:20:04,698
you know, me.
497
00:20:04,978 --> 00:20:07,621
Oh, please! Will stop selling yourself short like that?
498
00:20:07,741 --> 00:20:08,182
I'm not.
499
00:20:08,222 --> 00:20:10,144
I just know my limitations.
500
00:20:10,264 --> 00:20:12,226
Women... don't like me.
501
00:20:12,507 --> 00:20:13,828
Except lesbians who...
502
00:20:13,948 --> 00:20:15,870
when I'm wearing my old glases, think I'm one of them.
503
00:20:18,673 --> 00:20:19,634
Let me tell you something.
504
00:20:20,155 --> 00:20:22,317
If there was a 20 year old me out there,
505
00:20:22,357 --> 00:20:24,200
she would be lucky to have a guy like you.
506
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:25,961
Thanks.
507
00:20:26,802 --> 00:20:29,806
If I could build an ultra-realistic girl robot,
508
00:20:29,926 --> 00:20:31,688
I want her to be
509
00:20:31,928 --> 00:20:33,129
just like you.
510
00:20:34,491 --> 00:20:35,612
That's sweet!
511
00:20:35,772 --> 00:20:37,895
But I'd probably give her biger...
- That's enough!
512
00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:44,931
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