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I don't know you.

Oh, well.

Johnny.

Angel.

Too slow for our Monday.

I bet it's great.

Balls of fire!

No way.

Any money

sent this runner on Sue?

Oh, student said I hate

Mondays.

So, fingers heading

for lucky 21.

Partly cloudy.

Little chilly.

that's one

Monday.

Let's pick things up.

2021.

Now, even though.

Our last Friday's game

ended in a 35 to 0 loss,

I want to say to you

fellas that you put

forth a great effort.

A great effort.

This year's

Fast Freddie dance

will be held one month

from Saturday.

This is the 30th anniversary of

his twin city runs.

Oh, get off those

back to the 50s closed

and be there.

Or be square.

Now that

a word from

your president and mine,

Melissa Hanson.

Thank you.

Well, gang,

we've made a profit of $189

on the bake

sale and $229 in the car

wash for grand today.

Exactly. And

now we

still have $181,000 to go,

but we've got two months to

raise the rest.

So keep up the spirit.

The button

sale is going to start today.

So I want all of you

to buy a button

for yourselves

and sell the rest to

your parents.

We can do it.

Come on, man.

We can do it.

Yes, we can go.

Chop it up. Yay!

Thank you.

Girls.

Go, Cathedral!

We can do it.

Over and out.

There's no way we can do it.

Oh, you're doing

great, Melissa.

Not great enough.

Look, I know it's hard.

We all love

this school,

and we got to

keep pushing

so we don't lose her.

We're a small school,

so you've got

to get every

single person involved.

You've got

to get these

clicks going together.

How? You know

who came to the car wash?

It was Neville and me

and a

couple other guys

who had a choice

between that or going

to detention.

Because it was just

my mom and me.

Well,

if these students

don't show

that they want

to save

their school,

then the school

board is not

going to come up

with the matching funds

in this place with clothes.

I'm gonna have

to do it all by myself.

God, we need a miracle.

Maddie.

The romance continues,

I see.

Piss off!

Malone.

Here's your 300.

And one. Two.

300 more.

Choke on it, Sheriff one.

Hey, listen.

I feel good.

You're lucky.

This Friday,

I want to put all

600 down on me to win.

Not with us.

Ain't.

What do you mean?

What do you mean.

No more Penny?

Any bullshit bets with

high school punks?

Starting this week,

we're moving into the city,

working for the fat man.

You guys are

working for the fat Man,

Hey. Moving up

from now on,

we don't take no bets.

Less than three grand.

Hey, wait a minute.

You guys can't just

cut me off.

I mean, how am I going

to make money, I got plans.

I'm going to

places.

I'm going places.

Not no more.

Looks to me like you going

nowhere.

Body of shit. It.

Oh, shit.

School

35 to nothing with six

fumbles and four more

interceptions.

I mean,

do we get our asses

kicked or what?

I can't wait

till basketball season.

Yeah.

Then we'll only

get our asses kicked.

Two points at a time.

2 to 7.

Yeah, I guess

closing cathedral

won't be such a bad thing.

Hey, monkey wrench.

Where's your school spirit?

I gotta fly.

Hey, you know,

don't worry so much.

You'll find a way to

earn the money.

Thanks, monkey.

Knock it off.

Put it down right now.

Yeah.

play it again.

Dylan, what a surprise.

Jay! What's happening? What's happening?

All right,

I see about three days

of detention.

That's what's happening.

Come on, guy,

I got a great excuse.

Let me guess.

The alarm didn't go off.

Car problems.

Dog ate your homework.

Dog eat your shoes.

Maybe a little bit of the

bubonic plague.

Sarcasm doesn't

suit you, Mr. Jay.

Yes. I see you in detention.

I got another idea. Why don't you

help out with the fun drive?

Yeah, well, I'm

the only fun drive.

I want to help.

I'll take the detention.

Now, look,

you want to get nowhere fast.

Now just keep it up.

I know where

you're coming from.

Believe it.

And then

skipping school and racing

and fighting

and scrounging around

is not going to get you

where you want to go.

You're a sharp egg, Dylan.

Get yourself

together before you crack up.

Go see Melissa

Hanson after school.

That guy is hot.

It's a juvenile delinquent

and a drag racer.

His idea of a

great date

is probably

making out

in the back seat of a car.

Like I said, that guy.

You only hurt

yourselves by cheating.

Absolutely right.

Maybe you should

move. Never.

And I.

Know.

Excuse me.

Look at you

for the snap.

Very nice.

Are you guys

going to the fast

party dance?

All right, I'm going

dressed as greaser nerd.

All you need is the grease.

You things a.

Bunch of.

Bullshit.

My dad's are the race,

you know, best party

won a solid gold trophy.

But obviously, your father

has the facts misconstrued.

My mother said

the trophy was filled

with diamonds,

possibly jewel encrusted

shit.

Oh, she told me. She told me

he sold the car

for half $1 million.

Bullshit. No way.

I'm able to

calm down in seconds.

After the run,

it was never seen again.

Come on, Manny.

Just a couple races.

You need money so bad, kid,

You big plans.

Find yourself three grand

and give me a call.

Sure glad.

Oh. 350 Shelby Barton.

Blown my car.

Hey, Dillon.

What do you think? Best betting

in Twin City.

Run a myth or what?

Oh. He's real.

He did it

for him and his car.

Best for it.

But she wasn't really.

Should have been.

Hey, monk.

I thought you

said you were going

to stop now.

Whoa, whoa.

That's your mom.

She'll get you to quit.

Thanks.

Thanks a lot.

Hey. this is Mr. Jay.

Said you were gonna help out

with the fund drive.

You can help us. I mean,

are you gonna help us?

Oh, sure. Nagel.

I'll save the day.

Rescue the damsel

in distress.

She just has to

meet my price.

Look, I don't care

what Melissa

Hanson has to say.

There is no way

that she is going to make

that kind of money

in less than two months.

We. We

we are going to make.

Everyone should be

helping.

Mr. Stokowski

wanted to shut up

until your brain kicks in.

Here you go.

Okay,

well, we're.

Today in

detention will be held

in the home

economics class.

See you all

bright and early

tomorrow morning.

Hey, wait a minute.

You're going. Wait. Wish me.

No. No.

Crust first, filling second.

Oh, that's.

That's very mature.

This is. Great.

What are you in for?

Smoking in the bathroom.

You killing a freshman?

Hey! Come on.

All right.

What?

What do you want? I'm here to help

the funny guys.

Stop it!

All right.

Let us get

organized here.

Thanks,

neighbor.

Take over now.

It's really funny.

It's just like, any time.

Oh, wait.

Let me take those.

yeah.

By the way,

I have a nifty

little idea for a fundraiser.

What?

That's your nifty

little idea

about the school's

money on a car, right?

No chance.

It's your only chance.

It's illegal.

It's illegal. Immoral.

Completely off the wall.

So what? So what?

I'll have you know.

I intend to be

a lawyer someday.

And a

politician after that.

All the more reason.

Listen, the fun drive

is doomed.

Everyone is burnt out

on car washes, bake

sales and bingo.

Bingo! Work!

School board

has finally

given up on trying

to keep this place afloat.

They have not.

Face it

small high schools are

like the corner grocer.

They're dying fast.

I'm not going to let

Cathedral die.

When I ran for president,

I promised

I would save this place.

And I

never break a promise.

Then you better deal with me.

Because if you're

going to save this place,

you're going to have

to get mean.

And when it comes

to being mean, I'm a pro.

Please.

I'm not afraid of you.

You can't

drive this thing in

public. Thanks for all your advice.

If you have any suggestions,

ideas?

Thanks anyway.

You're not

going to make

that kind of money

selling pies, you know.

Stubborn wench.

You. Know.

Hey, please

review

the yellow sheets

that I've just handed out.

Any contributions would be greatly

appreciated.

Oh, I thought

this was really. I don't know if.

Now we just need one

great idea.

To. In

a way,

to make a lot

of money and fast.

Does anyone have any ideas?

Later, Nevel.

Look,

the school

board is only going

to put up the matching funds.

If we can prove to them

that we really want

to save this place.

At the moment,

we're not doing that.

Oh, Melissa,

are you going

to go to the dance?

I mean, you organize

the damn thing,

and my

little brother needs a date,

so I just thought

you might want.

I don't believe you people.

Do you even care about this place?

Do you care

if it closes down?

Don't you understand?

You're going to get split up

from your friends.

Get bused into the city

and end up in monster schools

like West Side.

You're the president.

You're

the one who said

you could save our home.

Remember? Yes, I remember.

But I

can't do it all by myself.

Well,

you should have

told us that before

we voted for you.

No time for fun drives.

We got sports and shit.

We've got a show to put on.

Shakespeare.

You know,

there's homecoming.

Then there's the pageant.

Band practice.

Recitals.

More practice, more recitals.

Don't you see.

A cathedral closes?

There won't be any

of that stuff.

Whoa whoa whoa, now

chill out, babe.

After all, it's only high

school. Hey.

What? Teenagers.

High school is all we've got.

Oh, you wipe that smile

off your face, Mr..

Hey, you know, if we end up

in schools

like Burlington or Westside,

it's cause they're big.

You girls won't be nearly

as popular.

So what do you say? You want to

help me out on Friday night?

I got a date.

Can I take.

Care.

Knock, knock.

But it. Low.

I was just thinking.

There's a chance

I just.

You may be willing. Oh.

To reconsider.

perhaps

I'm gonna make a small wager.

Oh, for the.

Good of the school.

Cause

we office closed,

be closed.

You had your chance. You didn't take

a shot.

Snooze.

You lose.

All right,

listen, it.

Was your

stupid idea in the first place.

You can't back out on me now.

You want everyone

to think you're chicken?

Ooh. Child psychology.

Gosh, I don't want anybody

to think I'm a chicken.

Okay, you win.

You do a deal.

Really?

How does it work?

You give me the money,

I give it to the sharks.

I win the race

and you double your money.

Minus a few

incidental expenses.

Of course.

Expenses for what expenses?

How much?

I've got insurance.

Tire rubber.

50%. What? 50%.

Okay.

It's for a good cause.

30%. 5%.

Oh! No way.

5%. 20%. 6%.

Understand?

I would double him.

You only went up one. 7%. That's

not fair. 15.

Eight. 14.

Nine. 13.

Doing at me.

I'm yelling at you.

You already said.

It. Nine.

You already said that.

Thanks.

A lifelong fantasy.

Blown. Thank you.

Ten. 11.

Ten. 11.

Ten. 11. 11.

Ten. 11.

Ten. 11. Hey.

Just calm down.

What's going on here, Dylan?

I'm just trying

to help the fun drive.

You asked me

to help a friend.

I'm trying to help.

I'm just trying to help.

Right.

He's just trying to

help. See?

I'm trying to help.

She won't let me.

What? Dad.

Melissa. Melissa.

Now, just.

Just calm down.

Remember, I told you

you can't do this

on your own.

We're going to

need everybody.

Ten. 11. Ten.

Deal.

Deal. Ha!

Yeah.

That's the spirit.

All right.

Now go out and get them,

Yeah.

I can't believe

you talked me into this.

We tortured

you into this navel.

Never never never.

Never. Always, never.

Please,

could you slow down

just a little bit?

Just slow down.

Look at school, treasure.

I am entrusted under oath.

Be financially responsible.

Now, what

could be more

financially responsible

than betting the school's.

Money on a short?

The signature.

The signature

did not look

anything like Mr. Johnson.

You give me a

break. I'm not a forger.

It was close enough

to get us some money,

was it not?

Fine, fine.

We're all gonna

end up in jail. That's great.

Shut up! Shut up!

This is going to work.

Don't worry.

I'm not worried.

You're not worried?

Nobody's worried.

Should we be worried?

What's the worry?

You just stole $3,000

from your high school.

About the betted on

an illegal car race.

No worries.

So I'm alone.

She's your back.

She is.

Mr. Krabs

got himself a sugar bomb

lady.

If he doesn't work out.

Can I interest you in a much

larger package?

Nice guys.

Hand it over.

Who's that?

Your lawyer.

Come on.

All right,

let's get on with it.

Here's the three grand.

Don't get too attached.

He's waiting for you at

the other end.

Who is it?

The sandman.

All right.

Sandman.

But I blown him out, three,

four times.

Tell me another one.

But he didn't tell you.

We raced before.

Rockville run!

No! Run!

Saint cloud run!

Beat him every time.

He didn't tell you?

We, never raced the same man.

No. No. Never.

Right

now, you can worry.

Mabel, you stay here

with her. Neville.

If you lose,

run me over, will you?

Yeah, well.

Sammy has got to pay

for this man.

Derek, he's

trying to beat us, man.

Well, he seems nice enough.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Have fun.

Thanks.

Yeah. He.

Was very good.

let me get this straight.

You're saying

that craps gives

you better odds than any

other board or real game?

Scram, pinhead.

You bother me.

I'm bad,

I'm bad.

Oops.

What is taking them so long?

They crash.

We get our money back. You weren't

in the charts, Mabel.

Come on, come on.

Get it off!

You boy!

You make it!

I can make.

Son of a bitch!

Yes. Where

the hell's the sand man?

Last time on a curve.

Check your local

Graybar motel.

Hey! Up, boys.

Nice place.

Oh, thanks.

Thanks for everything.

I got my cut.

Yeah,

you got your cut. So, where do you

live?

I live in a mansion.

Oh, I live in a little place

with my Uncle Jake.

It's cool.

Yeah,

he does his thing, and I do my.

Hey, listen,

you got the guts to go for it again?

I don't know.

Double your money

again.

Well,

we need the money. But you scared?

No, it's just.

That I don't trust me.

Look, it worked once, but.

All right,

all right, let's do it.

But just one more time.

All right, that's it.

Okay, just one more.

I'll set it up.

Okay.

All right, everybody, now

we're really

starting to roll.

This past weekend, our

buttons sale made a profit.

Thousands of dollars.

Over and out.

Oh, well.

Hot headed woman.

Calm down.

You know, I.

You tell me.

I mean, I don't do.

Get you

messing. Around

and have a drink of.

It on the phone

at the bar.

Oh, you. Oh.

I sell the doling out

loud and clear.

I'll keep on

picking fingers.

Yeah.

Come on, help me get.

You know as well

that he's got a plan with.

Yeah, and looking forward

to. Well, I'm gonna go

on my own.

Just.

To say

I got along

ahead like a rock.

If you ever.

Cry around the clock,

I am.

Not at all.

Man of all time.

And this week, our candy bar

sales made a profit

of $12,000.

I can't believe

they're buying this crap. Oh!

It's going so well.

I can't believe it.

I almost don't believe it.

Should I believe it?

Sure.

Why not?

After all, you were

the one that said.

All I had to do

was to get everybody to

work together.

And I could pull

this thing off.

You know what?

You were right.

You were absolutely right. By.

Coming.

Good.

Come on.

Come on, come on.

Yeah, yeah. Come on.

Come on.

Man. Yeah.

Lose the smile, dirtbag.

The fat man wants

to have a word with you.

Be there.

I'll give you

cash to the end.

We're halfway

there,

June.

Melissa.

Never mind.

I'm sorry. What?

It was a great race.

No, no, no.

You were going

to say something.

Oh, are you going to say.

It's no big deal.

I was just

I was,

you know, wondering. You.

I was just wondering

if you wanted

to go to the festivity

dance with me.

I didn't.

No, it's not a date.

Look, it's just silly dance.

I mean, if you

don't want to go, it's okay.

You know, it's just.

I organized it,

so I was thinking that

I might go. Sure. I'll go.

Forget it.

Okay, I won't go. No.

What?

Do I go or don't I go?

No. You go.

I mean, I'd like you to go.

You go.

If you cut

Dylan, you need a receipt.

Let's get it all in place.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, well,

I'll just wait in the bug.

That's where I'm going to

be, Thanks, Mabel.

Neville.

I guess I

better get going to.

Be with.

She away. I'm.

All right.

Let's

cut through all the,

nonsense

and get

straight to the nitty gritty.

Take it away, Melissa.

Thanks, Mr. J.

All right, gang.

This week, our pottery and

painting sale made a profit

of $24,000

for a grand total of

$100,000. Wow.

I got to get to class.

Bye, Mr. J.

Melissa.

What's up?

I've been meaning

to say something

about this for some time.

Everything has been

very exciting,

and I want this place

to stay open as much

as anyone else.

But I smell trouble.

And $80,000 in one month

smells like a

hell of a lot of trouble.

That's the trouble.

I mean, finally,

everybody's working.

You know,

all the guys on the football

team are being

an amazing help.

And the cheerleaders

in the band school spirit.

I'm really glad

to be a part of this place.

Bye, Melissa.

I'm not buying that anymore.

And we'll get down

to the bottom of this later.

But right now, I'm

looking at a

potentially bigger problem.

Bigger problem?

I mean,

you have a bigger problem.

Yes. The school board

decided to move their

meeting forward.

They're going

to be getting together

this Saturday morning.

What?

That wasn't supposed to

happen for another one.

Calm down.

Nothing's been decided.

How can you.

Tell me to calm down?

You know as well as I do.

The school has been trying

to close Cathedral

for years.

What this means

is that they've

already decided.

I know, I know.

Well, no,

there's nothing final yet.

They gave us.

They gave us.

Until next month.

Just calm down.

I'm on

your side, you know,

and I'll be at the meeting.

I'm going to fight

for more time.

I'm going to tell them how

well your kids are doing

and how much

money you've raised.

Amen.

We still have a chance.

My chances to go

double or nothing.

Double or nothing?

Are you nuts?

Look, the way I see it,

if we don't raise

all the money

right away,

the board is

going to close the school.

What have I got to lose?

100 grand.

Hey, babe.

Great work you been doing.

You must be

selling a shitload

of pies anyways.

The football team needs some

new equipment. Here's a list.

We figured

once you get up the money

to save the school,

you can maybe

keep on working

and spend

the rest of the money

on the team.

Catch you later, babe.

Listen, Mr.

is already suspicious.

Now, what do you think's going

to happen

if you suddenly

come up with the whole

200 grand,

I think

everyone's going to be

too excited to care where

the money came from. Melissa.

Hey, Mel. Hi.

I'm sorry

we haven't

been attending

all the

fundraisers, but, you know,

you're doing so

well and well.

We need the

cheerleading uniforms,

and you work out

with Mr. J. Right?

And any leftover

money goes to us.

Okay.

Thanks, Mel.

Keep up the good work.

Knock it off.

What?

Now, let's just think

about this

for a moment, okay?

Hey, Melissa.

We need new costumes, and

the band gets first shot

at any extra money,

right, Melissa?

The brass

section could really

use the box.

I ask,

what have you done for.

The fun ride?

Nothing.

You see.

Nobody knows

where the money's

coming from and nobody cares.

Just as long

as I get their cut.

Besides,

if we raise

that kind of money

thing, Mr.

Chase is going

to make us give it back.

No way.

You think you got it all

figured out, don't you?

Look, we've had it easy

until now.

On a bet like that,

they're gonna get me. Hey.

When it comes to being

mean, you're a pro, remember?

Come on.

What do you say?

All right, you guys.

Look, monkey just told me

Mr. Jay wants to see the book so

I can not

expect me

to run a knife

in the principal.

Do ya?

Oh, yeah.

Right, right.

That's going to

be really easy.

I'll tell him

what I supposed

to do. What am

I supposed to do?

Please tell him.

I guess

you're going to

have to keep running. Navel.

It's never.

I hate my life.

I think you better wait

here.

I won't be long. I'm coming with you.

These are not

nice people, Melissa.

Socially, they're

really not your type.

Just let me do

the talking, okay?

Hi, guys.

Oh ho ho ho ho

ho! Mine

is the last shithead.

Hey, I've been here before a couple

times.

This is.

Dylan Malone. He's

here to see the fat man,

Why don't you check

your guest list?

He's on it.

Come on. Oh!

Use the side door.

Oh, look at this guy.

Doesn't mess around.

Just let me do the

talking. Oh.

You just said that.

That worked out really well.

Yeah.

Well.

Dylan Malone

and his sugar mama.

Oh, I see we are old

friends.

Please be seated.

I'm Johnny Fatman.

Johnny Fatman.

Also known

as the Fatman.

Right.

It's handsome.

Pleasure.

Likewise.

I'm down to business.

I'm the largest gambling

conglomerate in

the Twin Cities.

I'd bet on

anything that moves.

And you, Mr.

Malone, move faster

than most anything.

I bet on.

This is a mistake, boss.

I want to take this guy.

Manny.

Sit down now. Sit.

Now, you've

consistently beaten

the drivers at

my boys

have thrown up against you.

Now, it's

not the money

that I might be losing.

You barely want a bit of

pocket change. Nothing more.

You see, it's just.

That I hate losing at all.

The only loser is lose.

And I'm not a loser.

I resent losing.

Therefore,

I've decided

that you will drive

for me instead of against me.

You'll be paid

a percentage

of the gross of all

the races you win.

That sounds great.

Happy to kick in the teeth.

Well, listen, I.

I'll have to

think about it a bit.

The decision has already

been made.

You may go.

You'll be contacted

later.

Excuse me, Mr.

Feldman,

but he works for me.

I'm his backer.

He races for me.

If you want him

to race for you, well,

then you're

going to have

to take him away from me.

Derek.

I didn't mean physically.

Oh, did I? Just kidding.

Ha! Yeah,

I was.

So. What is it

you're trying to propose?

Little lady?

Another race.

For $100,000.

Now, if you win, you can have all

your money back

and be his new backer.

One hurt

when the money back before

he starts driving for me.

Little lady,

we have a deal.

The slaughterhouse run Saturday.

You will be there with $100,000

before it starts.

Slaughterhouse, right?

Yeah. Okay.

See, Mr.

Fat Man,

I've beaten

every decent driver you got.

Who are you

going to throw at me now?

Oh, Widowmaker.

All right.

Just great.

So what?

That man, Mr.

Brown, moved from Detroit.

What?

He's never been beaten.

That's what I told.

A killer

who lives up to his name.

Right.

Just great.

You guys. Hey!

Good luck.

I won't need it.

Hey. Nice hairdos.

Meat bags.

What's with the getup?

We're going to

the Fast Freddy dance.

Oh, you guys.

That's a back to 50s dance.

Hey, you guys

can come if you want.

A dance to honor.

Fast Freddy.

He won the Twin City run.

Greatest driver ever.

Once a cathedral, same as us. Freddy?

Well, let's get with it.

With such large stakes,

I felt

compelled to

make a personal appearance.

Likewise.

Let's get down to business.

I'm going to eat you alive.

I'm going to

regurgitate you. Then

I'm going to eat you again.

Let's do it.

Come on, baby,

we can do it.

Hey, you can't do that.

Dinner time.

You done?

Now put it back

on. Yeah. Wow.

Thanks for the fun, folks.

Now, Mr.

Malone to come see me

when he's well enough.

Ha ha ha.

You're playing the

salami, don't you?

No, no, I'm playing this

on you.

Oh, no.

Not that shit.

Look, I'll take the heat.

Just tell everyone

I stole the money.

I'll believe that. No.

I knew exactly

what I was

getting myself into.

I made up my own mind.

I just went too far.

I made a mistake, and I'm gonna have

to pay for it.

Screw it.

I'll take the blame.

No, I deserve the blame.

I'm going to take it.

Fine. Great.

Be that way.

Miss Rara,

stoked to the bitter end.

Chin up.

Head held high.

Well,

you're

not going to make

me feel guilty.

I'm not trying

to make you feel guilty.

But I'm going to leave now.

Before you say

something that we're

both going to regret.

You did a great

job, Dylan.

I really appreciate it.

Thank you.

Okay.

If we wouldn't have tried,

the school would have

closed down anyway.

Yeah, well, I got my good.

Yeah.

You got your cut. Oh. Good job.

Malone!

Hey, where are you going?

I'm. Not.

Come on. Come on.

I know, I am, really.

Oh, come on.

Oh, God. Oh!

Oh my God!

Do the.

Is going to happen

when you try.

To run the chicken on.

Dude, that shows of

that night.

Let's

go to the bar.

Let's go.

Baby.

That will be

the, Let's

go to the bar.

I enjoyed being an

obnoxious nerd.

Do you think they have nerds

in prison?

Oh, We're

gonna take

a little break now.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Thank you.

Thank you, guys.

And gonna.

Let me have

your attention, please.

Come on up.

I want to make an announcement.

Well,

gang, it's

been a long, hard road.

You've all done a great job.

And I am very proud of you.

As you may know,

there was a school board

meeting this morning.

The main

topic of

discussion was the

impending closure

of Cathedral High.

Now, I hope

hard all been working,

and that your fundraising

has resulted

in a profit of $100,000.

And do you know

what they said?

Do you know what they said?

They said, that's great.

That's terrific.

And they gave us an extension.

Go now.

Now all we have to do is give them

the $100,000 that we've

already earned.

And they'll

give us

to the end of

the school year

to come up with the rest.

So let's hear it

for Cathedral High.

We had it.

Out again today.

Now let's give a big hand.

A little lady.

Put it all together.

Melissa Hanson.

Come on in.

I really love this school

because it's mine.

I've spent

four years of my life here.

I would have done

anything to save

this place.

Anything.

I. Oh,

I couldn't convince you

to feel the same way.

I guess I'm not the leader.

I thought I was.

I couldn't.

I couldn't lead you.

And so I gave up and

tried to do it all by myself.

Only I failed

you. I'm

really sorry.

There is no $100,000.

There is no money. I'm really sorry.

I'm sorry.

What do you mean?

There's no money to.

I mean, it was all

just a big lie.

What the hell

did you do with it? You know.

It's not.

Hey! Hey!

What are you doing?

Dylan's up

to something crazy.

I gotta stop

him or help him.

I don't can help himself.

Oh, yeah?

Well, I don't think

he can this time.

What,

are you

going to follow him

around the rest of your life?

No I'm not.

He's my friend.

Let him go.

He's got what

he wants.

He's got his cut. No no no no no no.

This is what he

wants, and he's

throwing it away.

College postcards.

He wants to go to college.

Jeez, Melissa, I guess

you got him figured wrong.

You think he wants to

spend the rest

of his life here?

Hanging out on the streets,

dragging for cash?

Yeah, right.

I know where

he's going.

Move over.

Hello, man.

Mr. Malone,

get bored to dance.

Or feeling too low to go?

You cheated me.

I want a rematch.

Don't do it.

You don't have

to do this for me.

Do this for you,

Melissa.

Don't kid yourself.

I drive cars.

I mean,

what the

hell else am I going to do?

You've got a future.

What about all these? What about college?

What do you

say, Johnny?

You got the guts. Why should I?

What's in it for me?

8000 bucks.

My cut.

It's yours.

If you agree to a rematch.

And if I lose,

I'll be your driver.

I'll race for you

for nothing.

You keep my winnings

until the rest

is paid off in full.

Plus interest?

Yeah.

Plus interest.

Don't

you end up

working for him for years.

Young lady, I am a fair man.

Right.

Arrest anyone you want.

Anyone you say.

30 years.

Fall into my lap.

Okay.

I'm free Friday evening.

We'll do it then.

You race all by yourself.

What do you mean by myself? Against

the clock.

You got 20 minutes to run.

20 mile.

It's when city run.

You start at Lake George.

Then you race

straight through

the city

to the football stadium.

Finish under

the cathedral goalpost.

It'll be a big

feather in your cap.

Only one other person has

ever done it.

You're fast.

Ready?

And I want something else.

What else?

The jukebox.

The jukebox.

Our jukebox.

Cathedral's jukebox.

That's right.

No jukebox.

No deal.

Why did you

box? I have my reasons.

We'd have to steal it.

Such is life.

You get it during the

football game.

Oh, great.

I had to be in our possession

as collateral

before the run is half over.

Because you were here.

Malone

to boyfriend's out in the alley.

What the hell?

Are we holding

the dance here?

Come on.

Dirk, relax.

Thank you.

Dirk.

Okay, fat man,

if I got to do the Twin

City run.

And with those steaks,

you can give me a shot.

2 to 1 odds.

It's like you said.

You are fair, man.

I admire your

bravado, young man.

Fair enough.

You win.

You get $200,000.

What if I win?

I get your money.

The jukebox.

And you?

Him. Deal.

Okay.

This is nice.

Twin city run and Fast

Freddy are stupid myths.

Fat man seems to leave it.

He's tricked you, Dylan.

Look, it was really

no more what you did.

But nothing is more important

than saving the school right?

I didn't say you.

Didn't have to.

Listen, I'm in it now

to the hilt.

Why don't you just.

What?

Just go home.

I've waited

a long time for this.

There's a very slim chance

you can actually do it.

There must be no chance.

He does have

the fastest car in the city.

And deal with it.

I heard she just lied

so people would like her.

The fun drive.

Never had it time.

I heard she stole it

and put it in a Swiss

bank account.

All that work, everyone did.

She screws. Up.

She left the country.

Did she get in charge?

I got

I got enough money

to save this place. Easy.

She was a lousy president.

Now she's.

Well.

Please come to the

principal's office now. Now!

What's he doing?

I swear, I swear I work.

Okay, okay, okay.

I talk, but I didn't

tell him everything

I held back.

I promise.

Has Melissa

come to school yet? No.

Her mother says

she hasn't been

out of her room

since Saturday.

Phone's been ringing

off the hook.

Every kid

in school is trying

to call her.

She said that

their tone

is not very

friendly now. What the hell happened?

So they blame it all on her,

You want to know what happened?

I'll tell you what happened.

What happened was Melissa

Hanson was

busting her ass

to save this place,

and no one was

willing to help her.

She organized every fun

drive in the book.

She went by the book.

Nobody cared.

Nobody helped.

Finally, she knew

she had to do

something desperate

to save this place.

So I talked her into taking

the school's money.

Betting it on a car race.

What? What?

What?

What?

Yeah.

She bet the money.

I drove the car, and we.

One and one and one

and the money rolled in.

And, man,

when the money started

rolling in,

everyone wanted their cut.

You cheerleading uniforms, you

football gear, costumes

and props, band equipment.

College tuition.

Then we got cheated.

Lost it all.

Now everyone is pointing

fingers, blaming

Melissa for everything.

To do what she did

and to take all the blame.

You know what

kind of guts that took?

She believed in this school,

and it stabbed her in the back.

And when this school closes,

every single person in it's

going to lose.

It's like they say.

You never know what you've

got until you lose it.

Well, well, no.

Melissa.

We know what you did,

and we know what we did

or didn't do.

We haven't been very nice.

I'm very helpful.

Actually, we've

been complete jerks.

We've blown it.

We know it.

So anything

we can do about it?

Melissa, we're sorry.

Please don't quit on us.

I never break a promise.

Now we still have one more chance.

The twin city. Run.

It's our only chance.

Oh! Come on.

And all that

Fast Freddy

stuff in the Twin City

run is just

some teenage tale.

It's a silly legend.

Come on, let's get serious.

I am serious.

You got two choices, Mr.

Jay. You

tell the school

board what happens.

Melissa goes to jail.

Probably never in myself.

Only I'd run in the school,

closes for good forever.

Or. Don't come.

Let me give it a try.

Maybe save the school.

La di da.

Punch you right in the nose.

Somebody's gotta let me do

what I gotta do first.

Look, I'd like to help Dylan.

But I can't.

What?

Okay, I got to go.

Everybody out.

Let's go.

The fat man.

What?

Not what. Who?

A guy

called the fat man.

Johnny. Fatman.

That was our money. That's who

I got to be to get it back.

This car was

our last chance.

Let me be president.

Treasurer.

Oh my God!

Even my gloves.

He was.

He was everywhere.

Hey, you really care?

But myself.

I came here to see.

I know it's only make

believe. Got.

My only prayer.

Is that someday you'll get

my hopes.

And my dreams come true.

My one and only you

and no one will ever know.

How much I love your soul.

My only prayer will be

with somebody who care

for me.

Body, soul

and body.

Will you turn?

Well, I hope

my dreams come true.

My life I do for you

my heart.

A wedding ring.

My, oh my.

Everything in.

My heart.

I can't control you.

My very soul.

My heart.

Get up.

I mean, you dig

with and follow me.

Did you hear what I said?

Get up.

Get something to dig with

and follow me now.

30 years ago, there

was a barn out here.

With 98 nine.

Hundred.

And under the barn

with a feed cellar.

And only the farmer

and the farmer's

son knew

about the feed cellar.

Here.

One, two.

Three.

Right here.

Start digging.

Right here.

Here.

That's it.

Right over.

Right here.

You're gonna.

Fast.

Freddie's car.

The farmer's son was.

Mr. F John Red.

John.

That's pretty just the way.

How do you think?

Fast.

Freddy's card vanished.

You did the Twin City run?

That's right.

Because a bet I had

with Johnny Fenn.

All right. No, wait a minute.

I heard you want a solid

gold trophy.

I heard it was for diamonds.

And, Johnny had a beer bar

called Fat Man's Place.

So what'd you win?

The jukebox.

That's right.

Boy, was he mad.

He probably never

got over it.

Wait a minute.

Now, you said he was just

a teenage tale legend.

I was sort of.

Things got blown

way out of proportion.

Things were a

lot easier back then.

There was only one traffic

light on

Broadway. Now

there's about 15 of them.

The Twin Cities

almost doubled in size.

Actually, they're

only 40% larger.

It's almost impossible.

Fat man knows that blowing up

your car is just an

insurance policy.

Well,

I guess

I'm just going

to have to do

the almost impossible.

I think we should

go for it all the way.

Let's take the fat man.

Now, wait a minute,

wait a minute.

You got to have a plan,

and you're going to need

all the help you can get,

You said

to save this place.

We were going

to have to get mean.

Mr. Jay said

we were going to have to

work together.

Now, can you

imagine what we could do

if we got mean together?

It's 427.

Big block dealing,

one tough engine.

I get our new cam mags,

headers, elephant car.

Now, how long's this running?

In 20 minutes. 12.

Well, I guess, you know,

probably should make it.

Oh, yeah.

There's one major problem.

The, the glove

compartment is rusted shut.

I couldn't get open.

I guess I can live with that.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Oh, thank God

she's perfect.

My dad's a fireman.

I kind of

borrowed this.

It turns red

and agreed.

So if you've got a plan.

Where?

All the help you need.

Let's do it.

Yeah.

22. 22.

Oh. Oh.

And the Apollo.

Touchdown is the result

of another cathedral.

Fumble.

Starts in five minutes.

35 minutes.

Five minutes.

Five minutes.

That's a five. Minute.

That's a five minute.

By minute.

I mean. Oh!

Where's the hero?

Right there. Oh.

That's pretty.

Fast.

Freddie sends his regards.

No matter.

Ladies. Right.

You've been

working for me for years.

I'm going to have the

jukebox in your crepe.

Stand by.

The ten minute mark.

But if he's so much a

scratch, is it?

I'll personally kill him.

Spare me.

Please.

I love a challenge. Now, maybe

it'll be interesting.

$200,000, Mr.

Fatman.

One minute and counting, Mr.

Malone.

Good luck.

Yeah.

What are you doing? How do you even 20s.

Get out! I'm going with you.

No, no you're not.

You need a navigator.

Need somebody

to read the map and work.

No way.

It's dangerous.

I do it alone.

No way.

It's dangerous.

And we do it together.

Melissa,

get the hell out of here! Hey!

And he's off into

the football race.

Game to kick.

Never mind.

Okay,

okay.

Let me out of here!

Naval, you turn

this thing off.

Hurry!

Hold this.

Oh, this goes

great with the outfit.

Hey, why don't

you tell me a neon sign?

Listen.

Listen to me.

Why don't

we just tell Mr. J.

He probably would

have given us the jukebox

to Jay's.

Got enough worries.

Besides, I didn't hear you

volunteering to tell him.

Am. I'm going to

need you to be very quiet.

Can you understand that Ralphie's

wandering around

the house somewhere?

You know,

you're like a nightmare.

A jinx.

What you decided?

Dylan malone.

I bet I could mess up

his life. I'm a. Nightmare.

Who came to whom?

First it wasn't me.

Well,

I was perfectly happy

before you walked right

in. Face first.

Who said let's go?

Double or nothing. Say.

I have a nifty

little idea for

a fund raiser.

Right at the corner.

yes. Oh, no.

Left in 40s.

Sorry.

Great.

Comes.

Just doing the job.

Whose side are you on,

anyway?

Oh, by the way.

Oh. Thank.

Well well well well well well

well well well well well well

well well.

Here they come.

Oh oh.

Kit. These days,

all they think of next.

Come up on 32nd.

Look.

Yeah,

I heard they lost.

Damn.

Stereo

for anyway.

Chill out.

Man, the crust here

because it cost less.

Doing, Well.

That's cool.

Sorry.

All the cash

just defeat me.

Here, Skippy.

Skippy

here.

Skippy.

The mall's on the right.

Right up

left.

You left in main Street.

Right. You left.

Right.

Yes, right.

I'm agreeing with you.

Right.

As incorrect as you are.

Right.

Oh, right.

She's not.

Right. She.

Oh, sh.

Skip.

Skip her.

Just give her, man.

He's got some growler.

Oh, there he is.

Scared the hell.

Out of the mob.

Five minutes.

Wait, wait.

You're tugging on me.

What are you talking about?

Don't come.

You're going down

now. No license plate.

He's over there

under the bridge.

He's off the van.

Go to bridge.

He's over the Mendota Bridge.

He's got the bridge.

He's over the Mendota Bridge.

He's over the Mendota Bridge.

Be sad.

Oh! Oh! Oh!

He joined him under the

bridge. Now.

He just might make it okay.

Batman's going to lose again.

I'm going to lose again.

What is it?

He's going to lose

again.

What is it?

He's going to win.

What is it?

He's going to win.

It's a jukebox.

He wants a jukebox.

They're going

to give him the jukebox.

We're not going to make it.

There's no way

we're going to make it.

We are going to make it

all right.

Shut up and push street.

Off! You're busted.

Busted, Ralphie, for.

Stealing school property.

That's for

what? Get your hands up.

We weren't

stealing it, Ralph.

What we were doing is we were,

taking it to get it fixed.

Yeah. Really?

Come on, let's move it.

Caught him red handed, Mr.

Jay. All right, monkey,

what's the deal?

Okay.

Do it.

We got to get this jukebox

to the repo man

that is waiting

down on the parking lot.

And if we don't

get it to him in

the next 30s,

there is no deal.

Find me.

Wow. What the hell are we standing

here for?

Come on.

Ralphie, help.

You box,

isn't there? You.

Hey, you got 30s. Then

they forfeit.

Is Derek ready?

Yeah.

Everybody set! Jam!

And if the cops

don't get him by then,

we will for sure.

Yeah, boss.

Looks like they

made it with

the jukebox on time.

What else

did you put up for?

Collateral.

Still in future,

time's over.

Just about halfway there.

Which is good.

Well, what?

Well, we're doing well.

You can't say

we're doing good.

It's not

prophetically correct.

Give me a break, Melissa.

I'm sorry.

You can't change me,

you know. I know.

And you can't

change me either.

I know,

oh, Kenneth.

We the West.

Meet you.

But not for.

You. We go.

We got him now.

Comforting for you.

Just for a little carwash.

86% of it.

Shop class.

You ought to

take one sometime.

Oh, I.

Can wait.

Where is.

Which one? In?

Careful.

Well,

you guys could

give me a hand.

Wait a minute.

That's our tarp.

Get out of the

way, pinhead!

Hey, let me know when these first

to go.

That's.

Yeah.

I seem to be having a

little problem getting a bit.

Hello, Johnny.

Who's this?

Freddie.

Freddie Johnson.

That's right.

Looks like

I'm going to

take you down again. Fatman.

Not a chance.

Well, then how about

a little side bet?

Avalon will be here

any minute now.

You guys just hang tight.

Right?

Just one minute.

Maybe.

Well,

that's created

a roadblock.

Another insurance

policy.

Got to get around it.

People think.

What?

What? I don't know.

I don't know.

What are you doing? I'll think

of something.

Get in here.

Trust me.

Hey. Hey!

What?

Come back!

Hey! Hey!

Sam. Yeah.

Derek.

I'm. I'm. Ray.

All right.

It's all over.

Malone.

It ain't over till

the fat man sings.

No way.

Not to this car.

You don't.

Okay, buddy.

I got your number now. Not this

time, sucker.

He's not going to make it.

He'll make it.

Okay, this is it.

Last play.

Let's go for the long shot.

Hail Mary.

Throw it to me.

I'm a long shot.

I haven't got

a pass all season.

What the hell?

Ready, Franklin.

All right, boys,

let's do it. 22.

22. And. 26.

Unknown.

Driver flew

through the goal post

and then took off.

At the back of the stadium.

You guys are all fired.

Never worked in this town

again.

Well. So.

Probably gonna be pretty good

friends now, Yeah.

I guess

we're gonna

be friends now.

Never.

What do you say? Yes.

Now we're friends.

No no no no no.

You called me Nevel.

No. Yes.

You did.

No, I heard you say it.

You absolutely said it.

Yes you did.

All right,

see, now

you're pushing

the friendship thing already.

Dylan, what a surprise.

Mr. J.

What's

happenin?

I made a little side bet. Congratulations.

You just won

the brand new Johnny

Fatman College scholarship.

You earned it.

Thanks, Mr. J.

Thank you.

Hey, look, I've got to go.

I've got to go find someone.

But thank you

very much.

Hey, you looking for

someone?

You did it.

Really? No.

No, we did it.

Yeah.

Morning, everybody.

And what a morning it is.

The big news

this past weekend.

Lawn mowing project.

Made a profit of $200,000.

Let's hear it for

Cathedral High.

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bom bom bom the dang

dang dang dang it all.

Ding the boom boom boom

boom boom

boom boom boom

boom boom

boom boom boom.

All the bom bom bom bom bom

bom bom bom bom.

Dang dang dang dang it all.

Numero uno.

You saw me standing up.

Without a thing in my heart.

Without a little. Oh my oh mama

bom today.

Dang dang

dang all the boom boom.

You knew

just what I was before

you heard me saying I work

for someone I really didn't

care for.

La la la la la la la la

la la la.

You owe me

before me.

The only one

moms would ever say.

I heard somebody

with Papi.

Oh, go.

And when I look

for moon to look up.

Oh, whoa, whoa whoa.

No no no no, oh.

Worry about

a deep in my heart.

Without a home

on the bom bom bom bom

bom bom bom bom bom today.

Dang dang dang.

All over the moon.

You knew

just what I was before

you heard me

say my prayer for you one.

What I

really care for all. Why?

Why I'm up and you

all need to be more

than the only one who falls.

Whatever. Oh,

I heard somebody

with Murphy.

Oh, no.

And when I know

the moon after the

oh oh.

Now, I don't

know about it, but oh my God,

oh my God.

We're not a little

bit at home.

I'm a bom bom bom

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bom for dang dang dang for

dang dang dang.

Ow ow ow.

Ow! I'm a bom bom bom bom

bom bom bom bom bom today.

And then going

to dang it all day.

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bom bom bom bom bom bom bom

dang dang dang dang dang dang

blue moon.