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Oh my god.
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Who did this?
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We've pissed our pants so many a time,
but this place was first and thus
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sublime. You'll find the next clue where
the trash is disposed, the cleanest can
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on the block right next to the house.
P.S. Dress cute and hot and fresh and
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young. Oh, my God.
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Yes.
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Have a drive.
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Four and three and two and one.
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The garbage can is a hoax.
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The next clue is held tight by a
long-haired purveyor in the place you
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got a hickey and I was a player.
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This is
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the
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whole clue. It's a blank piece of paper.
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Put it over the fire, you dumb whore.
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Ew.
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And it concludes in a place we went and
weeped. A man holds the key, he's
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probably asleep.
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You know, you're a sexy little bitch.
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Where'd she find these fucking people?
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Thank you for the information.
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Put it on my tab, Bonnie.
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You got it.
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Got her.
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Oh, my God.
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Hi.
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Oh, please don't show me your dick. I
don't want to see another dick today.
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It's a clue.
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Oh, my God.
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Yes. Thank you.
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Hey, oh my God, dude.
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This is nuts. That scavenger hunt was
insane.
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Intrepid, beautiful.
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I mean, I've never experienced anything
like that. I mean, I rode a horse.
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I didn't know that I could ride a horse.
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I did. You know even than I know myself.
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Same page.
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It's so hilarious.
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We are an incredible team, and I love
you.
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That's so sweet. And look, it's our
dish. It is our dish. I dream of these
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chicken fingers.
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Funny thing is, we won't have any dreams
tonight because we'll be shitting
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ourselves so crazy with diarrhea.
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Cheers to that. Yeah.
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Oh, he's incredible.
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So anyway, happy friendiversary.
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Friendiversary.
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Yeah. Ew.
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Dude, that scavenger hunt was genius.
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For the friendiversary.
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Okay, so now... Alana, um, hold on a
second. I need to... You can go first.
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No.
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No. No, no, you go. Thank you, because I
am so freaking excited.
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Okay, so this is a family heirloom.
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from my great-grandmother, Fanny Rose,
who came here on a ship during Fiddler
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on the Roof time.
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They were experiencing violence and
raids in their shtetl. Grandma Fanny
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Rose, being the child, was the most
innocent-looking, so she swallowed these
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diamonds over and over again, pooping
them out and sifting through the poop
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and swallowing them again to continue
the cycle and keep them safe until they
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were in America.
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Wow. Wow, wow.
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I don't know what to say. No words
necessary. Just put it on.
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Alana, I can't accept this. It's
offensive if you don't accept it.
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Not just to me, but to Grandma Fanny
Rose.
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May she rest in peace.
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Okay. I'll just try it on.
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I can feel her when I hold that
necklace. And I feel like you're
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bringing her back to life.
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It looks gorgeous.
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Even like on a t-shirt, you kind of
dress down, which I get.
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It's sort of natural on you. Thank you.
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It's your turn. Yeah, my turn. Okay.
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I got you.
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I did research and I thought about it a
lot. And I
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got a memento that I think is the best.
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And it is a...
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Intensive hydrating face mask.
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What? Well, okay, okay. So it's
symbolizing. It's a metaphor for how I
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feel about you.
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You feel that I'm dry?
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No. No, I feel that you are nourishing.
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You are extremely rejuvenating for me.
You regenerate me.
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And you restore me. Right. Not only
myself, but my skin. Great. Thank you.
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Thank you so much. Okay. Are you mad?
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Not mad. Just informed.
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Well, Alana, get ready.
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Because I planned a big night
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on the top of the Empire State Building.
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And I got the bill as well. No, the
tradition is that we go Dutch, unless
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you forgot.
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No, I did not forget. I love that
tradition and very much remember.
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Mm-hmm.
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I think it's actually better up here in
the rain.
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What?
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Forget it.
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It is kind of romantic. Romantic, I was
just about to say that. We are, like,
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inseparable and, like, on the same page
totally, completely.
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Oh, my God. And I planned an activity
for us.
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Check out the city.
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Come on.
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Here we go.
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You're up first.
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VIPs.
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Wow.
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The city really is so magical.
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Oh, my God, dude.
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I'm stuck.
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Let me see. Let me see.
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Oh my god, Alana, this is fucking
disgusting.
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You are so prude. It's weird.
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Two ladies?
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Oh my god, you gotta see this!
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We gotta come up here more often.
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What the fuck, Alana?
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Could that be a fucking homophobe? No,
look!
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Okay, lovebug, so you say she fell off
the fifth floor balcony? Yeah, it was
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the one with the blue towel, and she
fell, like, right here. And then her
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body bounced right over there.
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Cool.
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I'm sorry, sweetheart. There's no
evidence here.
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Maybe you two were bored. You just need
a little excitement.
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You know it's a felony to report a false
crime. Okay, we don't need any
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excitement. We were in the middle of
excitement.
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Okay, fine.
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Calm down. You two have a nice night,
okay?
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I mean, we saw that, right?
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Yeah, I mean, I think so.
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Hold on, that's the guy.
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Oh, shit!
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Oh, my God.
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He's got a Burton bag.
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Abby, dude.
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The body's in the bag, Alana. Okay,
okay.
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I mean, what are we even going to say to
him when we confront him? I mean, are we
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confronting him? Yeah, we're going to be
like, we saw you kill your girlfriend,
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bitch. I mean, this is so crazy. We are
being so crazy right now.
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What if he has a gun?
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He probably does. Everybody has fucking
guns. Oh, my God.
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I saw this Oprah once where this girl
was about to be sexually assaulted, and
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then she pissed at the dude's dick. I
mean, that is always in the back of my
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mind. Yeah, 12 season, 1998.
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Amazing. And then the other girl who
also had been attacked pissed on her
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attacker, and it worked.
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Genius. Genius.
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Yoki bar?
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What?
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Do you see him?
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Where the fuck did he go?
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The fuck comes in here and eats dessert
after he throws his fiance out of the
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building? Why even get engaged if it's
gonna work on her?
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Milk? Fucking baby.
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Excuse me, sir. Do you know the name of
the movie that that man just bought
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tickets to see?
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He wants tickets to Daddy's Back.
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Jerking off at Daddy's Back after he
kills his wife?
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Whoa. How long is the movie?
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An hour and 50 minutes.
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Plus, what if I miss the previews?
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That means we have enough time to sneak
into his apartment.
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Whoa. No, bitch. You are a cuckoo bitch.
We're not breaking into his apartment.
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Okay, Alana, you were the one that just
said that we're like this productive and
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efficient team. We run this city.
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You know, the mother of her children
does deserve her justice.
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Her story must be heard.
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You're right.
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Yeah, we just need to make sure we do
this the smart way.
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Ladies,
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can I help you?
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You can indeed.
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We are here to surprise our uncle.
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We're his nieces. He just left a little
bit ago, and we wanted to sneak in his
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apartment to surprise him for his
birthday.
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See, we got a cake and everything.
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Oh, yum.
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And we just wanted to set up a... before
everybody else got here. We know he's on
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the fifth floor, and we know he's on a
corner apartment, but we just forgot the
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exact number.
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Oh, that's Mr. Hudson's apartment.
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5D. Yeah, Uncle Hudson. We love him. Oh,
sweet Uncle Hudson.
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You two are adorable.
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You too.
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Jesus, white girls can get away with
anything if you're dumb enough. I know,
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right? I'm lucky we look dumb.
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Healthy looking hooker.
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This is crazy.
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I mean, we really can do anything if we
put our minds together.
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So we have an hour until he gets out of
the movie.
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What are we even looking for?
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Evidence. Yeah.
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This was a home.
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That... At heart.
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Oh, my God.
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Holy shit.
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This is an entire accordion folder full
of takeout menus.
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You ever heard of Seamless?
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Insane. He probably doesn't even let her
on the internet because she'll read too
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much. This is nuts.
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Oh, look at this.
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They were a happy couple. Sick.
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And all along, his blood is just boiling
that she's so much hotter than he is.
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Cleaning supplies.
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An entire cabinet full of cleaning
supplies?
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She thinks that she's going to use them
to clean the toilet.
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Guess what?
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He's using them to clean up her blood.
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They're definitely married. Look at all
the clothes.
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I can't stand dead women's clothes.
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911, what's your emergency? Hey, it's
Alana.
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We called earlier about the woman being
pushed out the balcony. And now we're
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being held hostage in a man's apartment.
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Oh, my God.
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The cake.
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I love the cake.
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I'm sorry. I think this is the moment
that we die. This is it.
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My mom's going to be so pissed.
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Hold on. Can you see something?
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You're my favorite person.
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Oh, my God. You're mine.
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You're my everything.
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Chicken fingers!
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It has to be barbecue!
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The fuck are you doing here?
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We saw you kill your soulmate. We were
at the top of the Empire State Building.
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We saw you push her over the balcony,
you sick fuck!
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And then we found your fucking sex doll!
You fucking freak!
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Oh, you did, did you? Okay, you want to
know who's in the closet with you?
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That's Fran.
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And you want to know who fell off the
balcony?
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That was Fran's sister, Lydia.
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Lydia's a sex doll, too.
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I didn't push her. She fell.
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We were making love.
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Honestly, it's a real design flaw.
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You know, how heavy they make the head.
Sometimes I want to put the girls up
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against something, you know, and then
I'm up straight. Yeah, yeah.
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Then why was the body in a suitcase,
huh? You follow me? I was taking my fake
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wife to get repaired because your
fucking head fell off when she hit the
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fire escape on the way down. That's a
black market sex doll hospital.
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Like an American Girl doll hospital.
Exactly.
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Okay, then what were you doing jerking
off at dad?
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This is jumping off.
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I sometimes go to the movie theater and
pay 30 bucks for a ticket because I
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enjoy the popcorn.
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Okay.
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I'm going to apologize.
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I'm really sorry, dude. This is really
just awful.
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We thought it was the audience. And we
were like, we're going to take matters
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into our own hands. It's really bad. We
thought it was battery against women.
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That's not you. Yeah, that's not you.
Right after we explained to the cops why
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we... We did not know. We did not know.
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So as you can see, this has just been a
stupid misunderstanding.
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We really legit thought that he murdered
a lady.
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Not that a true companion, you know,
wasn't injured tonight.
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Hey. Okay.
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Enough.
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Guys, shut up.
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This guy.
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What's your name? Terry.
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Terry? One man trying to find a little
bit of comfort in this fucked up, upside
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down world.
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And what's the difference between Fran
and your guns making you feel like men?
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And what's the difference between Fran
and this guy?
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If I rubbed him on my clit, does that
make me a fucking freak? You know, he's
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soft and firm at the same time. It's an
interesting feeling that I wouldn't mind
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experiencing. Ew, Alana.
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That was you?
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You said disgusting things to me.
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Happy anniversary.
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So sweet.
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So, what are we doing?
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Okay, so, you don't want to press
charges?
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No, we would never. That's not right. It
was a misunderstanding. Not you two. You
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gals committed a felony.
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Do you, sir, do you want to... No, I
just want this over.
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It's really nice.
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Thank you. Okay.
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I'm so sorry.
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Okay. Bye,
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Fran.
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Well, Fran, it really is my birthday.
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Okay.
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fat injected into the balls of their
feet to make high heels easier to wear.
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Ugh, gross.
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I know.
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Um, ugh, dude, Michael Jordan.
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Hmm, okay.
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Yike. Well, I feel like his feet would
be, like, super scary. Part of mine.
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It's so scary that I'd want to see them,
so no shoes, definitely.
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Tonight was insane.
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Nothing. That was crazy.
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Yeah, like... That was fucking... That
was done.
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You jumped in front of me.
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You were going to risk your life for me.
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Well, I mean, your scavenger hunt was
fucking amazing.
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Okay, Alana, I got to fess up. I forgot
about our friendiversary. I'm sorry.
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I'm really sorry.
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Yeah, I know.
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But that doesn't mean you should die.
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No. No, I know. But you did the whole
scavenger hunt, and then you also gave
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me your great-grandmother's necklace
that she kept up her butt or whatever.
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I should...
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I'll probably take that back. Yeah, I
would love to give it back. That was a
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really intense story, and I just feel
weird having it on my neck. It's
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inappropriate, but my love for you is
sometimes inappropriate. And you know
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what? It looks beautiful on you tonight,
so fuck me. But Alana, I just, I will
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say that I do really stand by those
sheet masks.
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Like, I know it's a small thing, but
those are very hydrating. It's just a
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great product overall, I think, in my
opinion.
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Isn't it nuts when you think about how
much shit we have done together since we
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met?
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How powerful we've become. All the witch
energy we have soaked up from this city.
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Also, okay, let's just say that that
dude had murdered his wife tonight.
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Right. And let's just say that she was a
human. Yes. I mean, we would have solved
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a fucking murder mystery tonight.
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I know. We were literally like...
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How do we not measure?
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You tell me, because I don't know. You
can't tell me. You don't know.
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I have to tell you something. Okay.
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This morning, I was the worst.
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Forget it.
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Forget it.
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Forget it. But can we do one more other
one?
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