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It just makes me nuts that this is
private. It's like we're supposed to
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just, like, circle it.
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Gramercy Park douchebags.
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If I had a key, I would go in there,
like, every morning and read the whole
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paper with a coffee or, like, an Oprah
try.
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Ugh. If I had a key, I'd just throw some
fucking weed. Dude, that is genius.
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Rich people never get caught.
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Oh, my God. Are you okay?
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Hey, are you okay? Come to the gate. She
has an eyelid.
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Yeah, come over here.
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She knows it now. She took a cord.
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Come on out.
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Okay, come to the gate. I can't reach. I
can't reach. I don't want to. Give me
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your hand. Give me your arm. Okay, right
there.
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One,
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two, three.
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Oh, my God.
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Thank you.
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How can I ever repay you for saving my
life?
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We've never been in the park.
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I mean, we would love a tour. It's
beautiful in there.
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Absolutely not.
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Wait, what? We just saved your life.
That's how you worded it. You just said
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that. You have to have a key to come in.
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You have one.
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Shrug.
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Sometimes I literally hate humanity.
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It was unbelievable.
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I can't.
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Really?
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Oh, no.
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This rich baby doesn't even know how to
eat.
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Four and three and two and one.
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You cold, baby?
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Just a little bit.
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You are like a Colombian drug lord.
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That's not going to work now.
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Wow. That is better.
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God, it's so amazing. But they often
work.
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I worked seven double shifts in a row.
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I remember. You deserve it. You've been
working so many bones.
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Like literally, I think I can see the
bone in your foot. Please put it away,
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please. I'm sorry. I have to air it out.
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God, it's just nice to have fresh cash,
though, you know? And now that I have a
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day off, I can buy myself some
happiness.
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Exhibit A, this freaking bed.
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A king for two queens.
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You can fit four people in here
comfortably.
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Speaking of orgies, I need to go put on
my penis cream.
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Do you need any help?
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Again, I do not think that's appropriate
enough.
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At least do it in here.
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Okay, sir.
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You, uh, you have something in your
teeth.
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Oh, I'm so sorry. Is it? I think it's my
chest hair. Here, let me, I got it.
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Yeah.
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I guess I was really going to town.
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Like on your chest.
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I'm going to go pee.
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Okay. All right. Well, uh, fall in.
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Oh, my God, Devers!
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What are you doing?
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Excuse me. Oh, I'm mademoiselle.
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But, uh, who'd a fresh man meet?
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Okay.
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Ew to you.
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But he's my new boyfriend.
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I met him at the gym. He's a paramedic.
And Trey was all like, you're not a
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relationship type. And I was all like,
uh, am I? Because I'm in one now.
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I haven't had my ears candled in a
while.
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But it sounded to me like he gave you
multiples.
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Okay. Were you listening to us have sex?
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Yeah. Just listening.
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Okay. Don't, please.
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I'm sorry.
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But he is really good at sex.
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But I also think that's really about me
knowing my body.
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Yeah. I've noticed that, too. And I'm
proud of you.
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God, it's so moist in this bed.
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All right.
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Oh, hey, uh, this is, um... I'm Matthew
Bevers. I'm Abby's roommate.
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Oh, hey, um... Mike!
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I heard.
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You know,
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this is the first time ever I'm not
bringing my own color. This is a big day
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for me, actually.
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This feet very badly abused.
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Oh, don't worry about it. I call them
ballerina feet. Just shave the sides off
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a little and slap on some color. Don't
be afraid to really grind with that
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pumice. Nails, not so much better.
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Thin baby nails. Are you working class?
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Technically.
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Wow.
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I love what she's having. You sure?
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Very expensive.
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Listen, I know what it's like to live
off tip, but I did read that terrible
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New York Times headline about the
exploited salon workers. I want you
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having this and not the owner.
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I am the owner.
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Congratulations.
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A clit looks a lot like a swoosh.
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And that's how the logo was born.
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People don't even realize they walk
around with clits all over their shoes.
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Makes me laugh.
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It should.
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Okay.
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Before we get to the Amtrak account, we
got to talk office party.
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We're a month out, and I want to book
that private room at Freeman's, so I
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need to know who's coming with the plus
one.
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Oh, I'm making a new relationship. I
will be bringing that plus one.
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You mentioned it. We know.
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Yeah, I just like, I love being part of
a couple.
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I'm just like that kind of gal, you
know?
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Woman.
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Girl.
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Woman. You know, it's not about me.
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Do you want to get back to the clit
talk?
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No, we've got to pass that, Abby.
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My God, the board is a mess.
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Do you have a harness in the science?
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Can you remind me again why you asked me
to meet you at what turned out to be a
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sex store?
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Because I need a second opinion on a new
leotard. Come on, Alana.
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Why didn't you just ask Abby? Because
she's with her new boy toy.
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What is that?
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It's like 90s canned laughter.
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Wait, what about Jaime? Why didn't you
ask Jaime?
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Gays are not interchangeable, Elliot.
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Don't be a fucking homophobe. I'm gay.
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Now stop being inappropriate and tell me
if my boobs look good in this.
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Laura, I really don't want to do this.
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Did I or did I not buy you not one, but
two Levin cookies?
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Okay, fine. Your boobs look bountiful or
whatever. I don't know.
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It's delicious.
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Thank you.
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Now help zip a sister up because I can't
with these.
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Gentle!
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Perfect. You want to come to a sick-ass
party tonight with me and Abby and
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Himmel? Um, whose party is it?
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I don't even know. I just clicked on it
on Facebook because I need a freaking
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place to flaunt my wealth and my body.
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Yeah, I definitely don't want to go.
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But you will certainly be the belle of
the ball.
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Don't miss out, brother. Miss out on
your sister's body, baby.
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Okay.
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All right, well, I'm meeting here soon.
Text me later.
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Oh, you hang up first. No, you.
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No, you.
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Mike? Hello?
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Did somebody order a hot brick cook?
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He's so cute, right?
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Ooh,
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neck hair.
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What?
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There is a hottie at this party that
looks just like... A mere look-see-loo.
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Oh, yeah. Que rico.
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It's a big problem, though.
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I'll be there.
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I'm sorry.
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You know how I have a gorgeous
uncircumcised penis?
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Oh, I do now.
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How have I not told you about his
gorgeous uncircumcised penis?
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You're not listening.
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But I love it. I love it because it has
so much more, like, like, sabor,
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sensitivity than normal cut penis does.
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Oh, really? Oh, yeah.
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Circumcision exposes the penile head,
decreasing sensitivity over time. The
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tip becomes calloused, leaving cut
penises with like 5% of the pleasure
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experienced by intact men.
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Pullback gang all damn day. Every day.
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Oh, how do you know so much about this?
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Honestly, if you don't read a book soon,
you're going to forget how.
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The problem is because of my particular
pH balance, I am prone.
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I am prone to having the yeast
infections.
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He has one now. That's why I'm wearing
this skirt.
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But the thing is, like, I know I look
good, but I don't feel sexy.
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So I've been thinking that maybe it is
time for me to cut my pepito.
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Wow.
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It's heavy.
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Wow.
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Should we drink?
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Yes!
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Woo-hoo!
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What's that behind your ear?
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football game I watched.
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God, you're cute as shit.
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Thanks. You want a smash later?
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Um, uh, no. Thank you for the polite
invite, I guess, but I'm actually seeing
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someone. What a waste of two minutes.
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You okay? You want me to cut a bitch?
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No, it's all right. That's like the
third dude that's hit on me tonight.
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I'm not surprised. That's what happens
when you're taken.
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Everybody can smell your pheromones.
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Spraying off your mind's pubis.
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Gotta make my day off count. Work hard,
play hard, baby. Hold up.
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Jesus, I'm getting there.
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Thank you very much.
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Ow.
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Jesus. I'm really sorry. It was just the
tips.
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Oh, those are dangerous.
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Oh, but they do come in handy.
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here is terrible. I swear to God, train
service and cell service has been
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terrible since we became a fascist
state.
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You know what? I'm going to see if I can
get service in another room.
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You know what? I'm going to work my
death trap.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry. I don't mean to leave. I'm
just getting service.
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I'm having a tough time.
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Well, actually, my husband and I are
having a tough time.
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And I really don't know what to do.
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Relationships are tough.
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Take it from me.
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How long have you guys been together?
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Show me just one.
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I'll show you both.
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I'll show you right now. Alana, what's
up?
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Damien! Hey, what's up? How are you?
Good to see you. You too. What are you
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doing here?
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What are you talking about? This is my
party.
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I invited you.
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Yes. Yeah. Right.
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Right, yeah.
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Wait, does that mean that...
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Hold on a second.
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I'm just going to grab this.
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Okay.
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I'll come back for you.
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I should have invited her.
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Well, hello.
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Hey. Alana.
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Alana Wexler. Yeah, I know. How are you?
You look great.
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You look good, too. You look like a
video girl.
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Woman.
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Video girl.
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You look good.
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Oh, hey.
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Steph, this is Alana.
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Alana is my girlfriend.
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Steph.
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Oh, no.
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Oh,
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no. Oh, no.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.
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Oh, no.
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Pronto before I Edward Fizzers out my
ass.
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You owe me a dude a favor, bitch.
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Hey, this is Abby. Sorry I couldn't
answer the phone. Probably with my
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boyfriend, Mike. We're in a
relationship.
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Thanks for nothing.
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In you.
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Alana, it's me.
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Oh, hey.
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Hey, did you shit your leotard?
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No.
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How'd you know?
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I know that face anyway. That face is
saying I'm shitting my leotard.
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Also, it really smells like shit in
here.
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It's just distinct.
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That's a big clue.
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It smells how it's supposed to smell.
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Well, thank you so much. I do appreciate
you checking in, but your services are
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not needed here.
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So thank you for...
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I guess I am open to the idea of
circumcision, you know? Okay. But you
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know, Damien, I just love the full
sensitivity to my penis. Of course.
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No, this one for me is like a full body
experience.
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Yeah? Really? Yeah. It's like my body
fills up with fire and then I just jump
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into a glacier that's broken up just for
me.
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That's how a normal orgasm feels for
you?
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So sorry.
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Maybe there's a language barrier still
behind me.
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It's like when the world comes beneath
my feet and when I open my eyes, the
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universe is reborn.
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You know what I mean?
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Kind of, yeah.
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When I orgasm, it's kind of like, okay,
you know the little basketball hoops
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that are in the kiddie pool for the
kids?
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Yeah. So I'm dunking on it. Wow, slam
dunk.
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Wow.
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And it feels great.
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I mean, we started going out in college,
and we started going in different
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directions, you know. It's been like
three months. since we had sex, and even
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then it wasn't good.
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I just tried to have sex with him right
now, and he pretended he was asleep. It
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is 9 p.m.
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Relationships are complicated. I mean, I
know.
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It's about communication and listening
to each other's energies.
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Tell him what you want. Tell him what
you need.
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That's what Mike and I do, and we're
great.
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Wow, you are right.
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You just really get relationships.
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So how long have you two been together?
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We've been together.
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Long, long days.
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Wait, what?
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Well, okay.
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Our connection is, like, super powerful.
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It's like we've known each other for,
like, three months, four months.
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What's his middle name?
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Um, Gerto. Where's he from?
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From Ohio.
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Iowa. Somewhere.
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relationship you're literally sleeping
with a stranger you won't even know for
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like years if you even get that far and
even then you can end up being a
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completely different person than the guy
he is right now
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okay
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oh my god thank you i really needed that
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We're going to have to rip it.
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I know.
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Perfect.
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Yeah!
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Those things look dangerous.
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Because I'm rich now.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah. Got a dope waiting job and a
making period bank.
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I'm much more mature than when you last
saw me.
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It looks like it.
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Yeah.
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Could you close your eyes?
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All right.
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Closed.
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Steph seems really nice.
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Well, she is.
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Yeah, she seems cool and pretty, and I
hope you guys are making each other work
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out of them a lot.
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You know, a lot of me and you, we had
our own thing going, and that was fine,
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but now I'm getting what I want, and I'm
happy, and I hope you're getting what
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you want, too.
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Yeah.
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Oh, you can open your eyes now.
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What were you doing while they were
closed?
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I'm going to need to bite.
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Demi in a bottle of wine or something.
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I'm sorry I had to see you like this.
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You're lucky you got out when you did,
brother.
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I am a rich, disgusting monster.
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It's okay.
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You should probably just take a shower.
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Yeah. What I just did when you closed
your eyes made it worse.
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Much, much, much worse. It became a
medical issue.
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There's only one Alana Wexler.
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Okay, just let me get this out.
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Someone recently told me that I'm not a
relationship person, so I think I just
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dove into this too fast.
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I think I just need some time to really
figure myself out. I just want to make
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sure you know it's me and not you.
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Oh, well, yeah, it's only been six days.
I didn't realize we're being exclusive.
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What?
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Well, I've been sleeping with a couple
people.
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Okay, well, I guess there's nothing more
to say unless you have something to say.
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And lots of heartbeat.
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Oh.
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How'd it go?
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I let him down easy.
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Good girl. Yeah.
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Okay, baby.
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Here we go.
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You know,
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I wanted last night to be so perfect,
but I can't stuff my tips into my empty
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heart.
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I'm so sorry. God.
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And now I have to lose these tips.
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It's like they're leaving office all
over again.
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I know.
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I think it is time for me to lose my
tip, too. I'm so sorry, Jaime.
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It's okay.
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Ow! I'm so sorry.
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It's okay.
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I'm so sorry, too. It was a tough call.
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I don't have a tip metaphor for me
personally for today. It's okay. But I
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did realize, you know, maybe I'm not a
relationship girl.
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00:20:52,350 --> 00:20:57,150
You know? But maybe I'm not, not one
either. Like, maybe I'm just figuring it
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all out. I'm just gonna focus on myself.
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You know?
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Both. Totally.
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Oh!
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Fuck!
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Thank you.
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This house costs $480.
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I... Alana, we need to talk about...
Like you're spending.
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Oh, you know how to spend?
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