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♪ WE NEVER THOUGHT OF FINDING ♪
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♪ THE PLACE WHERE WE BELONG ♪
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♪ DON'T HAVE TO STAND ALONE ♪
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♪ WE'LL NEVER LET YOU FALL ♪
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♪ DON'T NEED PERMISSION ♪
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♪ TO DECIDE WHAT YOU BELIEVE ♪
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♪ YOU'RE GONNA LEARN SOMETHING ♪
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♪ WHEN WE MEET YOU AFTER SCHOOL ♪
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♪ I SAID JUMP! ♪
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♪ DOWN ON JUMP STREET ♪
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♪ I SAID JUMP! ♪
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♪ DOWN ON JUMP STREET ♪
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♪ YOUR FRIENDS WILL BE THERE ♪
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♪ WHEN YOUR BACK IS
TO THE WALL ♪
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♪ YOU'LL FIND YOU NEED US ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE THERE'S NO ONE ELSE
TO CALL ♪
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♪ WHEN IT LOOKS HOPELESS ♪
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♪ A DECISION'S WHAT YOU NEED ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER BE READY ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME ♪
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♪ I SAID JUMP! ♪
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♪ 21 JUMP STREET! ♪
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( organ music playing )
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( music playing, song ends )
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COME ON!
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WE SHOULDN'T DO THIS, JANE.
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THAT'S WHY
WE'RE DOING IT.
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WE SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE
THAT OTHER STUFF EITHER.
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AND GIVE UP
A CHANCE TO SEE...?
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HE WAS SAYING MASS.
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GOD WILL FORGIVE US.
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HE'S GOT A SENSE OF HUMOR.
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TELL THAT TO JOB.
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YOU GOT IT?
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LET'S NOT.
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WE GOT TO.
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MARGIE, YOU'LL END UP
LIKE MISS MANNERS--
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MARRIED TO A DOOFUS.
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AT THIS POINT
I'D TAKE A DOOFUS.
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WHAT IF WE GET CAUGHT?
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IF WE GET CAUGHT
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THEY PROBABLY WON'T
LET US GO TO THE PROM.
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SO RELAX.
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YOU GOT NOTHING
TO LOSE.
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THAT WAS NICE-- THANKS.
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COME ON.
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Class:
GOOD MORNING, MOTHER SALONUS.
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Mother Salonus:
LADIES.
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NOW, I KNOW THAT SOME OF YOU
MAY BE EMBARRASSED
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GIVEN THE TEXT
OF THIS LECTURE
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BUT AS THE SENIOR CLASS HERE
AT THE SACRED HEART ACADEMY
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I EXPECT TODAY'S PRESENTATION
ON SEX EDUCATION
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TO BE RECEIVED WITH MATURITY
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AND PERHAPS EVEN A LITTLE
BIT OF HEALTHY EXCITEMENT.
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SOMEONE OPEN A WINDOW.
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I'M GETTING EXCITED ALREADY.
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Mother Salonus:
AND AS THE MOTHER SUPERIOR
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PLEASE FEEL FREE TO RELY ON
MY EXPERIENCE IN THESE MATTERS
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IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS.
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THE ARCHDIOCESE HAS MADE A VIDEO
PRESENTATION AVAILABLE TO US
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AND WE SHALL CONDUCT
A DISCUSSION AFTERWARDS.
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LADIES, THE MIRACLE OF MARRIAGE.
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THAT'S NOT WHAT
MY PARENTS CALL IT.
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( class giggling )
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( whooping )
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( moaning and heavy breathing )
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( class laughing )
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( loud bang )
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( alarm bell ringing )
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ALL RIGHT, LADIES--
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SINGLE FILE.
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NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
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DON'T BE ALARMED.
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DON'T PANIC.
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SINGLE FILE,
NO TALKING.
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( screaming )
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THERE'S A FIRE!
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( shouting and screaming )
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( sirens wailing )
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( rock and roll music playing )
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OKAY, HANSON.
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TONIGHT IS YOUR NIGHT.
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IS THAT RIGHT?
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TRUST ME.
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WE'RE TALKING MY TALK.
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IDIOT-SPEAK?
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I MADE THIS
GUY A LEGEND.
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HALF THE GIRLS
IN TOWN NOW CALL
HIM "GUNSLINGER."
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WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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I APPRECIATE THE OFFER,
BUT TONIGHT'S MY BOWLING NIGHT.
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BOWLING?
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BOWLING?
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DID HE SAY "BOWLING"?
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YES, BOWLING.
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I'M IN A LEAGUE.
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A BOWLING LEAGUE?!
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A BOWLING LEAGUE?
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YES!
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HANSON, HANSON,
HANSON...
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I'M TRYING TO SAVE
YOUR LIFE HERE
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BUT YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO GIVE ME A LITTLE HELP.
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BOWLING?
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I ONCE KNEW A KID
WHOSE FATHER WAS A BOWLER.
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HE RAN AWAY FROM HOME.
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HE WAS THREE.
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HIS MOTHER
HELPED HIM.
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LISTEN,
PENHALL--
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MAYBE THERE'S STILL TIME.
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MAYBE THOMAS HERE
ISN'T ANY GOOD.
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WANT TO KNOW WHAT
MY HANDICAP IS?
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YEAH, BOWLING!
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I'M TALKING ABOUT
A SKUNK HUNT HERE.
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GIRLS!
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YOU, ME OUT THERE
IN THE TRENCHES.
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SIGN UP FOR
A TRANQUILIZER GUN
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BECAUSE I'M VERY,
VERY GOOD AT THIS.
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REMEMBER, THEY CALL
HIM THE GUNSLINGER.
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SOME OTHER NIGHT.
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TONIGHT IS MY BOWLING NIGHT.
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TONIGHT IS FRIDAY NIGHT.
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DON'T WASTE IT IN THE GUTTER.
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BESIDES, TWO GUYS ALWAYS
MAKE OUT BETTER THAN ONE.
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO OUT
WITH THE GUNSLINGER?
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NO WAY, OKAY?
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THE LAST TIME
I SHOT MYSELF IN THE FOOT.
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AND I DID IT ON PURPOSE.
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SHE WASN'T THAT UGLY.
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THE LADY HAD A WARNING
FROM THE SURGEON GENERAL
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TATTOOED ON HER CHEST, OKAY?
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Hanson:
HEY, SMOKEY,
YOU OKAY?
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MEDIUM WELL,
THANK YOU.
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YEAH, WE HEARD.
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I THOUGHT CATHOLIC SCHOOLGIRLS
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WERE SUPPOSED TO BE
GOOD GIRLS, NOT ARSONISTS.
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THAT WAS
PRETTY SCARY.
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YOU OKAY,
HONEY?
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YEAH, HOW ABOUT
THE OTHER KIDS?
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TWO HAD TO SPEND THE NIGHT
IN MERCY HOSPITAL--
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SMOKE INHALATION
AND BRUISES.
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THE REST SEEM
TO BE OKAY.
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LUCKY THE WHOLE
BUILDING DIDN'T BURN.
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LUCKY AGAIN.
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YEAH, AND WE DON'T SEEM
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TO KNOW ANY MORE THAN
WE EVER DID, DO WE?
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Hoffs:
SORRY.
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I KNOW, JENK
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BUT THESE ARE
CATHOLIC SCHOOLGIRLS.
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THEIR IDEA OF FUN
IS BINGO.
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THAT AND BOWLING.
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Jenko:
LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT
A FIREBUG ON OUR HANDS.
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LAST MONTH THERE WAS A FIRE
IN THE BOILER ROOM.
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BEFORE THAT, A VESTIBULE.
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THIS IS THE THIRD FIRE
IN TWO WEEKS INSIDE THE SCHOOL.
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JENK, WHAT IF WE RUN
EVERY ONE OF THEM
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THROUGH RECORDS AND I.D.?
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CHECK FOR PRIORS
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SEE IF ANY OF
THEM HAVE A RECORD.
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HEY, YEAH--
MAYBE LAST MARDI GRAS
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ONE OF THEM GAVE UP
CHOCOLATE FOR GOOD
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THEN WENT PSYCHO
ON A MARS BAR.
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I ALREADY RAN THEM.
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YOU GOT
A SUSAN BURKE
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A DOROTHY PATTERSON
AND A PATTY BLATCHER.
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YES.
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SUSAN BURKE
HAS BEEN ARRESTED
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EIGHT TIMES FOR SHOPLIFTING
IN THE LAST 16 MONTHS.
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PROBABLY WHERE SHE GETS
ALL THOSE SHARP CLOTHES.
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GIRL'S GOT A HECK
OF A WARDROBE.
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OKAY, DOROTHY
PATTERSON--
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DRUNK DRIVING, UNAUTHORIZED
USE OF A MOTOR VEHICLE
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AND A MINOR
MARIJUANA POSSESSION.
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PARTY GIRL.
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PATTY BLATCHER.
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Hoffs:
FORGET IT.
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PATTY BLATCHER
IS THE CAPTAIN
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OF THE PROM COMMITTEE--
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A SNOB, MAYBE,
BUT NOT A PYRO.
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YEAH?
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WHEN SHE WAS 12
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SHE LIT HER PARENTS'
GARAGE ON FIRE.
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LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE JOINING
THE PROM COMMITTEE.
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ANOTHER SLAMMERINO
FOR THE KINGPINS!
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WAY TO GO!
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SEE THAT?
CONCENTRATION.
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YOUR FRIEND?
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YEAH, WELL...
SORT OF, I GUESS.
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HE'S VERY GOOD.
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IF YOU LIKE GUYS
WHO SAY "SLAMMERINO."
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I DO.
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ARE YOU A KINGPIN?
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IN A MANNER OF SPEAKING.
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I'M HIS COACH.
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YOU BOWL?
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NOT ANYMORE.
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GAVE IT UP.
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WHY?
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RACE-CAR DRIVING.
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HMM... TOO BAD.
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WELL, I'M GETTING
MY BALL REDRILLED.
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HEY, RACE-CAR DRIVERS-- WIMPS!
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I'M A BOWLER.
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Beverly:
ANOTHER BEER?
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I'LL DRINK HIS.
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JUST GOT A TURKEY.
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A WHAT?
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THREE STRAIGHT STRIKES--
A TURKEY.
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GREAT NAME FOR IT.
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LET'S LEAVE
BEFORE SOMEBODY SEES US.
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YOU'RE NOT
HAVING FUN?
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FUN?!
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TRY IT, COME ON!
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I'M COMING THROUGH.
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ALL RIGHT.
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( growling )
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PENHALL, COME ON!
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DOUG PENHALL--
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REVOLUTIONIZING
THE GAME!
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( making crowd noises )
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HEY!
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YOU, OUT!
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ME?
ME?
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OKAY, I'M SORRY.
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I WAS SITTING
AT 187, PENHALL.
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I WAS IN
THE SEVENTH FRAME.
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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YOU WANT ME
TO KILL MYSELF?
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YES!
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REALLY?
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WE LOST
THE MATCH, DOUG!
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HEY, HOW WOULD YOU
TWO VERY LOVELY LADIES LIKE
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TO TAKE TWO VERY DEPRESSED
BOWLERS OUT TO DINNER?
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WE JUST LOST
THE STATE FINALS.
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IT WAS HIS
WHOLE LIFE.
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WHAT DO WE GET?
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BREAKFAST.
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GET LOST.
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WHAT?
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I HATE YOU.
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Patty:
THIS YEAR'S PROM THEME
IS VERY IMPORTANT.
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IT'S OUR PROM, OUR YEAR.
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IT'S NOT SOMETHING
WE SHOULD JUST MAKE UP.
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Margie:
HOW ABOUT "WHERE
THE BOYS AREN'T"?
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I'LL NEVER GET
A DATE FOR THIS.
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RELAX-- YOU'VE
GOT A WEEK
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TO DIG
SOMEBODY UP.
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WHO'D YOU ASK,
KINNEY?
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00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:58,422
IF SHE DOESN'T GET
HER GRADES UP, SHE CAN'T GO.
248
00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:00,291
I'LL WORRY ABOUT MY GRADES.
249
00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:02,510
Hoffs:
YOU KNOW,
PROMS--
250
00:11:02,546 --> 00:11:03,594
THEY SCARE ME.
251
00:11:03,629 --> 00:11:05,997
YOU WAIT FOR THEM
FOR, LIKE, A MILLION YEARS
252
00:11:06,032 --> 00:11:09,000
AND THEY END UP BEING
THE WORST NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE.
253
00:11:09,035 --> 00:11:11,135
"THE WORST NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE."
254
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,654
I LIKE IT!
255
00:11:12,689 --> 00:11:15,707
YOU WOULD.
256
00:11:15,742 --> 00:11:17,492
( flames crackling )
257
00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:35,092
( organ music playing )
258
00:11:35,127 --> 00:11:37,294
( knock at door )
259
00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:38,829
COME IN.
260
00:11:43,186 --> 00:11:45,186
SIT DOWN,
MISS KINNEY.
261
00:11:46,856 --> 00:11:48,856
MOTHER SUPERIOR.
262
00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:03,304
DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
263
00:12:03,339 --> 00:12:05,156
DO I THINK WHAT'S FUNNY
264
00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:06,958
MOTHER SUPERIOR?
265
00:12:06,993 --> 00:12:08,960
I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT.
266
00:12:08,995 --> 00:12:11,078
NO, I DON'T.
267
00:12:11,114 --> 00:12:12,296
I THINK YOU DO.
268
00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:14,732
I'M GOING TO INFORM
YOUR PARENTS ABOUT THIS.
269
00:12:14,767 --> 00:12:16,935
IT WAS JUST A JOKE.
270
00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:20,538
ENGLISH LITERATURE
IS A JOKE TO YOU?
271
00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:24,192
SISTER TRACE
GAVE ME YOUR ESSAY
ON LORD BYRON.
272
00:12:24,227 --> 00:12:25,510
IT'S A DISGRACE.
273
00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:28,046
I'M AFRAID
IF YOUR GRADES DON'T SHOW
274
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:30,515
SOME SIGNS
OF IMMEDIATE IMPROVEMENT
275
00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:33,451
ALL EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES
AT SACRED HEART
276
00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:36,487
WILL BE OFF LIMITS TO YOU,
INCLUDING THE PROM.
277
00:12:36,522 --> 00:12:38,322
DO I MAKE
MYSELF CLEAR?
278
00:12:38,357 --> 00:12:40,658
YES, MOTHER SUPERIOR, YOU DO.
279
00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:43,561
YOUR REPUTATION
AS A PRACTICAL JOKER
280
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,496
HAS NOT GONE
UNNOTICED.
281
00:12:45,531 --> 00:12:47,932
YOU DON'T HAPPEN
TO KNOW ANYTHING
282
00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:51,302
ABOUT THE FIRES HERE
AT SACRED HEART, DO YOU?
283
00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:53,655
NO, I DON'T.
284
00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:56,707
I HOPE NOT.
285
00:13:05,268 --> 00:13:08,669
MISS KINNEY,
ONE MORE THING.
286
00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:12,406
I'LL HOLD THIS DISGUSTING ITEM
287
00:13:12,441 --> 00:13:14,476
UNTIL YOUR PARENTS
CAN COME IN
288
00:13:14,511 --> 00:13:18,062
AND PICK IT UP FIRST
THING IN THE MORNING.
289
00:13:34,363 --> 00:13:36,297
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU
290
00:13:36,332 --> 00:13:39,667
FOR THE WORST NIGHT
IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
LAST NIGHT.
291
00:13:39,703 --> 00:13:41,986
DON'T HOLD THAT
AGAINST MY AVERAGE.
292
00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:43,588
BABE RUTH WAS
NO BOWLER.
293
00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:46,256
BLAME ME OR TRADE ME--
THAT WASN'T MY TURF.
294
00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:47,591
HO!
295
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,193
I'M
A MUDDER.
296
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:51,312
EXCELLENT SHIRT!
297
00:13:51,347 --> 00:13:53,231
"MARTY"?
298
00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:55,266
"SWA-VAY" BOWLERS.
299
00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:57,568
LOCK UP YOUR LADIES.
300
00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:58,919
IT'S A CONTACT SPORT.
301
00:13:58,955 --> 00:14:01,855
BESIDES, I ALWAYS
WANTED TO BE A "MARTY."
302
00:14:01,891 --> 00:14:04,692
YOU HAVE TO SHOOT
YOURSELF IN THE FOOT?
303
00:14:04,727 --> 00:14:06,561
ALMOST HAD TO SHOOT MARTY.
304
00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:07,795
YOU MISSED IT.
305
00:14:07,830 --> 00:14:10,331
HALF THE LADIES THERE
WERE NAMED BURT.
306
00:14:10,366 --> 00:14:13,301
ENDED UP WITH BREAKFAST
IN THE "IHOP"--
307
00:14:13,336 --> 00:14:14,868
3:00 IN THE MORNING.
308
00:14:14,904 --> 00:14:17,855
BUT TONIGHT WILL BE
DIFFERENT, TRUST ME.
309
00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:18,940
I'M GOING SOLO.
310
00:14:18,975 --> 00:14:21,392
THESE LADIES CAN
SMELL AN AMATEUR.
311
00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:22,760
WHERE'S HOFFS?
312
00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:27,131
IN WITH JENKO
AND A HEAD JOCKEY FROM DOWNTOWN.
313
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:30,267
SACRED HEART HAD
ANOTHER FIRE YESTERDAY.
314
00:14:30,302 --> 00:14:31,468
REALLY?
315
00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:32,469
YEAH.
316
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:33,538
HOFFS OKAY?
317
00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:35,773
YEAH-- IT WAS IN
THE GIRLS' JOHN.
318
00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:38,926
THE JANITOR PUT IT OUT
WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER.
319
00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:41,679
GOOD, WOULDN'T WANT HER
TO MISS THE PROM.
320
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:45,149
HEY, PENHALL, DID YOU
GO TO YOUR PROM?
321
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,153
IS THAT
A TRICK QUESTION?
322
00:14:49,188 --> 00:14:53,708
HANSON, I WENT TO MY FIRST
PROM WHEN I WAS 11.
323
00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:56,560
YOU DID?
324
00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:57,895
YEAH, I DID.
325
00:14:57,930 --> 00:15:00,230
I NEVER WENT TO MINE.
326
00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:03,150
I GUESS WHEN I WAS
IN HIGH SCHOOL
327
00:15:03,186 --> 00:15:08,172
I NEVER BELIEVED IT WAS
THE LAST TIME I'D BE THERE.
328
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:10,307
WHAT DO YOU THINK
WE DO ALL DAY?
329
00:15:10,342 --> 00:15:11,509
THIS IS DIFFERENT.
330
00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:13,210
YEAH, WE'RE ADULTS.
331
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:14,445
COULD BE
WORSE.
332
00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:22,019
WE COULD BE... PYROMANIACS.
333
00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:23,721
SO, WOMEN DON'T SET FIRES?
334
00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:26,590
OUR DATA SUPPORTS
THAT SINCE THE LAST CENTURY
335
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,860
THERE HASN'T BEEN
ENOUGH EVIDENCE
336
00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:32,396
OF FIRE SETTING AMONG WOMEN
TO BE NAMED A PHENOMENON.
337
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:34,064
THIS WASN'T
ALWAYS THE CASE.
338
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,267
DURING THE 18th
AND 19th CENTURIES
339
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:38,536
ARSONISTS WERE OFTEN
SERVANT GIRLS
340
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:41,005
WHO SET FIRE TO THEIR
MASTERS' HOUSES.
341
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:44,008
IT WAS GENERALLY ASSUMED
THEY WERE SUFFERING
342
00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:46,144
FROM THE ANXIETY
OF MENSTRUATION
343
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:49,514
THE FEAR OF PREGNANCY,
DEPRESSION OF PUBERTY...
344
00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:52,683
Hoffs:
MR. YOUNG, AT
$2,000 A SEMESTER
345
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:55,686
SACRED HEART DOESN'T HAVE
A LOT OF SERVANT GIRLS.
346
00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:57,321
JENK, MAN, I AM LOST.
347
00:15:57,356 --> 00:16:00,908
SHOULD I BE LOOKING
FOR SOMEONE INSIDE OR OUTSIDE?
348
00:16:00,943 --> 00:16:02,744
LET'S START ON THE INSIDE.
349
00:16:02,779 --> 00:16:04,878
IF THIS WAS A PROFESSIONAL JOB
350
00:16:04,914 --> 00:16:07,415
SACRED HEART SCHOOL
WOULD ALREADY BE
351
00:16:07,450 --> 00:16:09,350
AN INSURANCE CLAIM BY NOW.
352
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:13,154
I'LL GET THE DEPARTMENT
TO PUT A GUY INSIDE AT NIGHT.
353
00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:14,838
YOU KEEP
WORKING DAYS.
354
00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:16,073
WE ASSUME
355
00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:19,577
THAT WHOEVER'S
STARTING THESE FIRES
IS ON THE SCENE
356
00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:23,013
AND POSSIBLY RUNNING A RISK
OF GETTING CAUGHT IN THE FIRE.
357
00:16:23,048 --> 00:16:25,766
MAYBE THEY WANT TO GET CAUGHT.
358
00:16:25,802 --> 00:16:27,151
MAYBE.
359
00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:31,772
THERE WAS SOMETHING LIKE
AN "HEROIC VICTIM" SYNDROME.
360
00:16:31,807 --> 00:16:35,125
THESE WOMEN WOULD
STAGE A BIZARRE FIRE
361
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,094
USUALLY ON THEIR
OWN PROPERTY
362
00:16:37,129 --> 00:16:39,697
WHERE THEY WOULD APPEAR
SOMETIMES FANTASTICALLY DRESSED
363
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:41,766
AS PART OF THE DRAMA--
364
00:16:41,785 --> 00:16:46,270
THE HEROIC VICTIM
DYING IN A FIRE.
365
00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:48,489
HOW ABOUT A PROM?
366
00:17:13,149 --> 00:17:16,583
( disco dance music playing )
367
00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:19,103
HI. IS ANYBODY SITTING HERE?
368
00:17:19,138 --> 00:17:21,105
NO.
369
00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:28,012
I SAID NO ONE WAS
SITTING THERE.
370
00:17:28,031 --> 00:17:29,981
THERE IS NOW-- DOUG PENHALL.
371
00:17:30,016 --> 00:17:31,032
YOURS?
372
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:34,718
WE'RE GOING TO REMEMBER THIS.
373
00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:37,188
YOU'LL LAUGH
ABOUT THE FIRST TIME
374
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:40,624
I SAT DOWN NEXT TO YOU
AND YOU SAID "GET LOST."
375
00:17:40,659 --> 00:17:42,293
I HAVEN'T SAID "GET LOST."
376
00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:46,364
I WAS TAKING FIGURATIVE LICENSE
WITH THE POETRY OF THE MOMENT.
377
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,615
GET LOST!
378
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,901
NOW I WON'T HAVE
TO MISQUOTE YOU.
379
00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:51,235
WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING?
380
00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:52,870
I'M NOT.
381
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:55,456
TERRIFIC-- CHEAP DATE!
382
00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:58,726
JUST CUT TO THE END OF YOUR RAP
383
00:17:58,762 --> 00:18:00,061
AND LET ME SAY NO.
384
00:18:00,096 --> 00:18:03,965
THEN WHEN I WAS 17, I JOINED
THE MERCHANT MARINES
385
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:07,801
BECAUSE I FIGURED MED SCHOOL
WASN'T DOING ME ANY GOOD
386
00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:10,254
AND THAT BROUGHT ME
INTO BANGKOK.
387
00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:11,405
BANGKOK?
388
00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:13,741
THAT'S WHERE I
LANDED THE CASINO
IN A BACCARAT GAME.
389
00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:17,528
SO, COMMODITIES--
NO KIDDING?
390
00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:21,164
YEAH, WELL, ACTUALLY, IT WAS
MY BROTHER WHO HAD THE SEAT
391
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,701
ON THE CHICAGO
STOCK EXCHANGE.
392
00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:26,036
I PLAYED AROUND
IN FLAXSEED.
393
00:18:26,071 --> 00:18:30,641
THE WORLD'S A SUPERMARKET
AND I'M A COMPARISON SHOPPER.
394
00:18:30,676 --> 00:18:32,910
CAN I WALK YOU
TO YOUR CAR?
395
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,578
WELL, I CAME
BY CAB.
396
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,947
WELL, CAN I GIVE
YOU A LIFT?
397
00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:38,949
NO OFFENSE
OR ANYTHING
398
00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:40,718
BUT I DON'T KNOW YOU
399
00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:44,989
AND THERE ARE SO MANY
WEIRDOS THESE DAYS.
400
00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:48,909
Penhall:
YOU COULD TRUST A GUY
WITH A CASINO IN SINGAPORE.
401
00:18:48,945 --> 00:18:50,161
Woman:
OKAY.
402
00:18:50,196 --> 00:18:51,278
MY TRUSTY STEED.
403
00:18:51,313 --> 00:18:52,279
IT'S NICE.
404
00:18:52,314 --> 00:18:53,714
MY MERCEDES
ISN'T RUNNING.
405
00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:54,715
I BET.
406
00:18:54,751 --> 00:18:55,917
YOU LIKE MOTORCYCLES?
407
00:18:55,952 --> 00:18:57,051
I LOVE MOTORCYCLES.
408
00:18:57,086 --> 00:18:58,569
TOOK ME
TWO YEARS
409
00:18:58,604 --> 00:19:00,370
TO PAY FOR THIS...
410
00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:01,555
SHUT UP!
411
00:19:01,590 --> 00:19:02,990
WHAT TOOK
YOU SO LONG?
412
00:19:03,025 --> 00:19:05,626
THE GUY'S GOT A LIFE
STORY FULL OF CRUD.
413
00:19:05,661 --> 00:19:06,927
YOU'RE FULL
OF CRUD!
414
00:19:06,963 --> 00:19:08,629
I'M A POLICE OFFICER.
415
00:19:08,664 --> 00:19:09,696
SURE YOU ARE.
416
00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:11,982
THANKS.
417
00:19:52,641 --> 00:19:55,076
RIGHT THERE, MISSY!
418
00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:58,496
( sighs )
419
00:20:01,650 --> 00:20:05,018
Hanson:
SO, FOUND YOUR BRIDE YET,
PENHALL?
420
00:20:05,054 --> 00:20:06,737
Penhall:
THAT'S THE GIRL!
421
00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:09,640
WHERE?
422
00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:11,575
RIGHT HERE.
423
00:20:11,610 --> 00:20:13,911
NOW THERE--
NICE TEETH.
424
00:20:13,947 --> 00:20:17,081
YOU SHOULD
RUN THAT THROUGH
THE DEPARTMENT.
425
00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:19,466
HANG A RED LIGHT
ON IT FOR VICE.
426
00:20:19,502 --> 00:20:20,967
SHE COULD
BE A PRO.
427
00:20:21,003 --> 00:20:23,204
YOU TOLD HER
YOU WERE A COP?
428
00:20:23,239 --> 00:20:24,772
AMONG OTHER THINGS, YEAH.
429
00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:28,109
MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD
HER YOU WERE A BOWLER.
430
00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:30,477
Jenko:
I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT YOU GUYS.
431
00:20:30,512 --> 00:20:33,780
MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T TRAVEL
ALONE EVEN WHEN YOU'RE OFF DUTY.
432
00:20:33,816 --> 00:20:37,251
GIRLS LIKE THIS CAN
SNIFF OUT AN AMATEUR.
433
00:20:37,286 --> 00:20:41,939
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE
MY DATE FOR THE PROM.
434
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:44,241
I HATE TO DISAPPOINT YOU, GANG
435
00:20:44,276 --> 00:20:48,345
BUT THE SOCK HOP
AT SACRED HEART IS OFF.
436
00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:49,397
WHAT?
437
00:20:49,432 --> 00:20:51,599
KARAMAN, THE GUY
WE HAD INSIDE
438
00:20:51,634 --> 00:20:52,950
CAUGHT A YOUNG LADY
439
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:56,436
AS SHE WAS ABOUT TO TORCH
THE PRINCIPAL'S DESK.
440
00:20:56,471 --> 00:20:58,105
IT'S IN THERE.
441
00:20:59,575 --> 00:21:00,808
JANE KINNEY?
442
00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:04,078
NO WAY! I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
443
00:21:04,113 --> 00:21:05,162
WHY?
444
00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:07,782
I JUST DIDN'T THINK
SHE WAS OUR GIRL.
445
00:21:07,817 --> 00:21:09,716
SHE'S KIND OF NICE, ACTUALLY.
446
00:21:09,752 --> 00:21:12,269
MAYBE WE CAN FIX
HER UP WITH PENHALL.
447
00:21:12,304 --> 00:21:14,839
IT'S JUST A SLUMP.
448
00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:16,340
RELAX.
449
00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:17,959
WHERE ARE THEY HOLDING HER?
450
00:21:17,994 --> 00:21:18,960
Jenko:
COUNTY.
451
00:21:18,995 --> 00:21:20,478
THE D.A. HASN'T DECIDED
452
00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:23,314
IF HE'S CHARGING HER
AS A JUVIE OR AN ADULT.
453
00:21:23,349 --> 00:21:25,700
THEN I WANT TO SEE HER.
454
00:21:25,735 --> 00:21:27,818
IF YOU SEE HER,
YOU KNOW IT WILL BLOW
455
00:21:27,853 --> 00:21:30,037
YOUR COVER
AT SACRED HEART.
456
00:21:30,072 --> 00:21:31,204
BIG DEAL.
457
00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:32,790
THEY ALREADY BUSTED HER.
458
00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:37,144
Hoffs:
I WAS HOPING THIS PROM
WOULD MAKE UP FOR MY FIRST ONE.
459
00:21:37,180 --> 00:21:41,415
CHARLES TYRONE CANNON.
460
00:21:41,450 --> 00:21:42,399
SAY WHAT?
461
00:21:42,434 --> 00:21:43,667
THE DUDE
THAT PINNED
462
00:21:43,702 --> 00:21:45,002
THE ROSE ON MY DRESS.
463
00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:46,787
( chuckles quietly )
464
00:21:46,822 --> 00:21:48,939
IT WAS A SHARP PARIS ORIGINAL.
465
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:50,741
I WORKED FOR TWO SUMMERS
466
00:21:50,776 --> 00:21:54,077
AND SAVED UP AT A BURGER
SHACK FOR THAT DRESS.
467
00:21:54,113 --> 00:21:56,614
TOO BAD I NEVER GOT
TO SHOW IT OFF.
468
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,549
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
469
00:21:58,584 --> 00:22:00,517
CHARLIE COULDN'T WAIT
470
00:22:00,553 --> 00:22:02,119
TO GET YOU
OUT OF IT.
471
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:03,453
VERY FUNNY, JENK.
472
00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:05,806
NO!
473
00:22:05,841 --> 00:22:10,527
HE BORROWED HIS DADDY'S CAR,
PICKED ME UP...
474
00:22:10,563 --> 00:22:12,296
IT RAN OUT OF GAS.
475
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,631
THEN HE GOT DRUNK
476
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:16,583
THREW UP ALL OVER
THE BACK SEAT
477
00:22:16,619 --> 00:22:17,784
THEN GOT LOST.
478
00:22:17,820 --> 00:22:21,221
WE FOUND HIM IN THE SCHOOL
BASEMENT AT 4:00 A.M.
479
00:22:21,256 --> 00:22:23,156
HE THOUGHT IT WAS THE JOHN.
480
00:22:23,192 --> 00:22:25,075
BUT THAT'S OKAY
481
00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:29,212
BECAUSE HE WAS WEARING THIS
REALLY EMBARRASSING PLAID JACKET
482
00:22:29,248 --> 00:22:32,349
WITH TWO-TONE PANTS
AND A LAVENDER CUMMERBUND.
483
00:22:32,385 --> 00:22:34,100
I REMEMBER THOSE.
484
00:22:34,136 --> 00:22:35,969
WHAT ABOUT YOURS?
485
00:22:36,005 --> 00:22:40,407
FOR FIVE YEARS I DREAMED
OF GOING WITH LINDA BROWN.
486
00:22:40,443 --> 00:22:43,377
SOMEHOW I ENDED UP
WITH NADINE CROUCH
487
00:22:43,412 --> 00:22:45,579
WHO HAD TO BE HOME BY 10:00.
488
00:22:45,615 --> 00:22:48,048
SO I SPENT THE REST
OF THE NIGHT
489
00:22:48,084 --> 00:22:51,769
WATCHING CONTINUOUS SCREENINGS
OF REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE
490
00:22:51,804 --> 00:22:55,539
AND NAKED ALIBI WITH GLORIA
GRAHAME AND STERLING HAYDEN.
491
00:22:55,574 --> 00:22:56,740
I WAS IN HEAVEN...
492
00:22:56,776 --> 00:22:58,608
IN MY PINK-AND-BLACK TUXEDO.
493
00:22:58,644 --> 00:23:01,645
OF COURSE THAT'S NOT
WHAT I TOLD MY BUDDIES.
494
00:23:01,681 --> 00:23:03,264
OF COURSE NOT.
495
00:23:25,804 --> 00:23:28,505
WHAT THE HECK ARE
YOU DOING HERE?
496
00:23:28,541 --> 00:23:31,041
I'M A COP, JANE.
497
00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:33,093
WHAT?
498
00:23:33,128 --> 00:23:35,195
A COP?
499
00:23:35,230 --> 00:23:37,297
THAT'S RIGHT.
500
00:23:37,332 --> 00:23:40,284
WELL, IF I CAN GET
BUSTED FOR SETTING FIRES
501
00:23:40,319 --> 00:23:42,018
I GUESS YOU
CAN BE A COP.
502
00:23:42,054 --> 00:23:45,756
SO ALL THAT STUFF
ABOUT YOU TRANSFERRING
FROM SWEETHOME
503
00:23:45,791 --> 00:23:47,324
WAS JUST A RAP?
504
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:52,546
I WAS PUT UNDERCOVER AT SACRED
HEART BECAUSE OF THE ARSON.
505
00:23:52,582 --> 00:23:55,365
I'M REAL SURPRISED
IT WAS YOU.
506
00:23:55,401 --> 00:23:58,168
I KNEW YOU WERE
A LITTLE CRAZY
507
00:23:58,203 --> 00:23:59,236
BUT ARSON?
508
00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:01,305
YOU THINK YOU'RE
SURPRISED?
509
00:24:01,340 --> 00:24:02,372
FORGET IT.
510
00:24:02,408 --> 00:24:04,708
MY PARENTS WON'T
EVEN PAY MY BAIL.
511
00:24:04,743 --> 00:24:07,761
"JANIE HAS TO LEARN HER LESSON."
512
00:24:07,797 --> 00:24:09,463
NOT TOO CRAZY ABOUT ME.
513
00:24:09,498 --> 00:24:11,481
I'VE GOT A SENSE OF HUMOR.
514
00:24:11,516 --> 00:24:15,268
THERE'S NOTHING
FUNNY ABOUT BURNING
A SCHOOL FULL OF KIDS.
515
00:24:15,304 --> 00:24:16,754
DEPENDS!
516
00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:18,088
I DIDN'T DO IT.
517
00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:22,425
IS THAT SO?
518
00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:24,427
YES, THAT'S SO.
519
00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:27,664
WHAT WERE YOU DOING
BREAKING INTO THE SCHOOL
520
00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:29,633
IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE NIGHT?
521
00:24:29,668 --> 00:24:32,052
YOU WERE CAUGHT
WITH AN OPEN LIGHTER.
522
00:24:32,087 --> 00:24:33,203
I'M A LOUSY THIEF.
523
00:24:33,238 --> 00:24:35,172
I DIDN'T BRING
MY FLASHLIGHT.
524
00:24:36,258 --> 00:24:38,408
I WAS TRYING TO GET BACK
525
00:24:38,443 --> 00:24:42,212
THAT PORNO TAPE WE SAW
IN HEALTH YESTERDAY.
526
00:24:42,248 --> 00:24:43,781
THAT WAS YOU?
527
00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:45,115
YEAH.
528
00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:47,451
ME AND MARGIE,
THE FINK.
529
00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:51,354
SALONUS WAS GOING
TO BUST ME
530
00:24:51,390 --> 00:24:55,826
AND HAVE MY PARENTS COME IN
TO PICK IT UP THIS MORNING.
531
00:24:55,862 --> 00:24:57,327
( laughs briefly )
532
00:24:57,362 --> 00:24:59,880
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
533
00:24:59,916 --> 00:25:05,068
MY FATHER STILL TAKES
ME TO SEE BAMBI.
534
00:25:05,104 --> 00:25:06,403
I HAD TO DO IT.
535
00:25:06,439 --> 00:25:08,956
IT SEEMED RIGHT AT THE TIME.
536
00:25:08,991 --> 00:25:12,592
EITHER WAY, I'M NOT
GOING TO THE PROM.
537
00:25:12,627 --> 00:25:14,294
GUESS YOU'RE NOT.
538
00:25:14,330 --> 00:25:17,130
I DIDN'T DO IT.
539
00:25:17,166 --> 00:25:18,999
SURE LOOKS LIKE YOU DID.
540
00:25:19,034 --> 00:25:20,300
HOW WOULD YOU FEEL
541
00:25:20,335 --> 00:25:23,136
IF YOUR FATHER FOUND OUT
YOU HAD A MOVIE LIKE THAT?
542
00:25:23,171 --> 00:25:25,773
I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD
A MOVIE LIKE THAT.
543
00:25:25,808 --> 00:25:26,924
YOU PERFECT?
544
00:25:26,959 --> 00:25:28,492
OF COURSE, YOU'RE A COP.
545
00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:29,493
SAVE IT!
546
00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:31,728
I'M A PERSON FIRST.
547
00:25:35,517 --> 00:25:37,818
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
548
00:25:37,853 --> 00:25:40,353
KEEP IT BETWEEN US
THAT I'M A COP
549
00:25:40,389 --> 00:25:42,956
AND I'LL STAY
UNDERCOVER AT SACRED
550
00:25:42,992 --> 00:25:47,478
TO SEE IF I CAN LEARN MORE
ABOUT THIS ARSON THING.
551
00:25:47,513 --> 00:25:49,846
WHY?
552
00:25:50,866 --> 00:25:55,319
BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO MISS YOUR PROM.
553
00:25:56,372 --> 00:25:58,705
THAT'S NOT RIGHT!
554
00:26:04,780 --> 00:26:06,280
I DIDN'T OKAY THAT.
555
00:26:06,315 --> 00:26:08,115
THAT IS NOT OUR THEME!
556
00:26:08,150 --> 00:26:10,283
WE TOOK A VOTE,
AND YOU WEREN'T HERE.
557
00:26:10,319 --> 00:26:13,987
I AM THE HEAD OF THIS
PROM COMMITTEE, NOT YOU.
558
00:26:14,023 --> 00:26:16,290
SINCE WHEN ISN'T
THIS A DEMOCRACY?
559
00:26:16,325 --> 00:26:17,391
IT'S A DOWNER.
560
00:26:17,426 --> 00:26:19,877
"THE WORST NIGHT
OF YOUR LIFE"?
561
00:26:19,912 --> 00:26:21,028
IT'S NOT A THEME.
562
00:26:21,063 --> 00:26:22,863
IT'S ONE OF KINNEY'S JOKES
563
00:26:22,898 --> 00:26:25,583
AND SHE'S IN JAIL
FOR ATTEMPTED ARSON.
564
00:26:25,618 --> 00:26:27,534
THAT'S WHY WE FIGURED IT FIT.
565
00:26:27,569 --> 00:26:28,985
YOU GOT A BETTER ONE?
566
00:26:29,021 --> 00:26:30,153
YES, I DO.
567
00:26:30,188 --> 00:26:31,805
CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR THIS.
568
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:33,239
WHAT?
569
00:26:33,275 --> 00:26:34,858
FORGET IT.
570
00:26:34,893 --> 00:26:35,842
NO, WHAT?
571
00:26:35,877 --> 00:26:37,027
I GOT TO HEAR IT.
572
00:26:37,063 --> 00:26:38,695
SO YOU CAN
RIDICULE ME?
573
00:26:38,730 --> 00:26:41,432
YOU ONLY GET TO DO
THIS ONCE IN YOUR LIFE.
574
00:26:41,467 --> 00:26:42,783
I WANT TO ENJOY IT.
575
00:26:42,818 --> 00:26:46,386
YOU CAN SPIT ON TRADITION,
BUT I WON'T.
576
00:26:46,422 --> 00:26:48,689
IT'S A FREAKIN' DANCE.
577
00:26:51,027 --> 00:26:53,693
YOU KNOW, I HAD
A NAME FOR OUR THEME.
578
00:26:53,729 --> 00:26:55,462
REALLY, MARGIE?
WHAT?
579
00:26:55,498 --> 00:26:58,682
I GUESS IT WAS JUST STUPID.
580
00:26:58,717 --> 00:27:00,751
MAYBE NOT--
WHAT?
581
00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:05,221
"YOUNG LOVE NEVER DIES."
582
00:27:09,428 --> 00:27:11,795
BUT, UM... JUST FORGET IT.
583
00:27:11,830 --> 00:27:13,497
THAT'S NOT SO BAD, MARGIE.
584
00:27:13,532 --> 00:27:14,631
ARE YOU KIDDING?
585
00:27:14,667 --> 00:27:17,283
SOUNDS LIKE ONE
OF THOSE ROMANTIC NOVELS
586
00:27:17,319 --> 00:27:20,587
YOU KEEP BUYING
IN THE SUPERMARKET:
587
00:27:20,622 --> 00:27:22,689
"YES, TODD,
I LOVE YOU.
588
00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:24,908
"BUT WHO WILL RUN
MY TOBACCO PLANTATION
589
00:27:24,943 --> 00:27:28,311
"IF I ELOPE
TO SINGAPORE WITH YOU?
590
00:27:28,347 --> 00:27:32,116
"YOU, JUST A LOWLY
KARATE INSTRUCTOR
591
00:27:32,151 --> 00:27:36,053
AND ME, HEIRESS
TO ALL OF MANHATTAN."
592
00:27:36,088 --> 00:27:37,821
YOU MAKE ME SICK.
593
00:27:37,857 --> 00:27:40,474
GOT A DATE YET, MARGE?
594
00:27:44,679 --> 00:27:45,778
THAT WAS REAL NICE.
595
00:27:45,814 --> 00:27:48,081
SO SHE DOESN'T
HAVE A DATE.
596
00:27:48,117 --> 00:27:50,350
THIS WILL BE
A DISASTER ANYWAY
597
00:27:50,385 --> 00:27:52,352
WITH JANE IN JAIL
AND EVERYTHING.
598
00:27:52,387 --> 00:27:54,387
WHY KEEP BRINGING
JANE INTO THIS?
599
00:27:54,423 --> 00:27:55,822
SHE WON'T EVEN BE HERE.
600
00:27:55,857 --> 00:27:57,007
I'M SICK OF IT.
601
00:27:57,042 --> 00:27:59,142
I'M GLAD SHE WON'T BE HERE.
602
00:27:59,178 --> 00:28:00,643
SHE'D JUST RUIN IT.
603
00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:02,178
WELL, LISTEN TO HER.
604
00:28:02,213 --> 00:28:05,566
DOES LADY ANNE HAVE A DATE YET?
605
00:28:13,425 --> 00:28:15,592
HEY, COME ON.
606
00:28:15,627 --> 00:28:17,094
I DON'T, YOU KNOW.
607
00:28:17,129 --> 00:28:18,695
I DON'T HAVE ONE.
608
00:28:18,730 --> 00:28:21,231
MY WHOLE LIFE,
I'VE ONLY HAD TWO
609
00:28:21,267 --> 00:28:24,067
AND ONE OF THEM WAS
WITH MY COUSIN.
610
00:28:28,424 --> 00:28:30,140
I'M NOT GOING.
611
00:28:30,175 --> 00:28:32,259
I'M GOING--
I DON'T HAVE A DATE.
612
00:28:32,294 --> 00:28:34,194
YOU DON'T NEED A DATE.
613
00:28:34,230 --> 00:28:35,729
YOU'RE GORGEOUS.
614
00:28:35,764 --> 00:28:37,881
I'M FAT.
615
00:28:40,452 --> 00:28:41,852
( lighter clicks )
616
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:03,307
OKAY,
FELLAS.
617
00:29:03,342 --> 00:29:05,809
NOW, BE CAREFUL
WITH THIS LADY.
618
00:29:05,844 --> 00:29:09,313
SHE WON'T FALL FOR YOUR
BASIC CORNBALL ROUTINES.
619
00:29:09,348 --> 00:29:10,814
SHE MAY BE A FELON
620
00:29:10,849 --> 00:29:13,317
BUT SHE IS A CLASSY FELON.
621
00:29:13,352 --> 00:29:16,820
AND IN REALITY SHE'S
A LOT PRETTIER, BELIEVE ME.
622
00:29:16,855 --> 00:29:18,822
HOW WOULD
YOU KNOW?
623
00:29:18,857 --> 00:29:20,824
DON'T PUSH ME
ON THIS, ACE.
624
00:29:20,859 --> 00:29:22,326
I WAS IN A SLUMP.
625
00:29:22,361 --> 00:29:24,328
MY DEFENSES WERE DOWN.
626
00:29:24,363 --> 00:29:26,563
IT COULD HAVE HAPPENED
TO ANYONE.
627
00:29:26,599 --> 00:29:27,564
HERE.
628
00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:29,699
IT WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED TO ME.
629
00:29:29,734 --> 00:29:31,151
THAT'S RIGHT, I FORGOT.
630
00:29:31,186 --> 00:29:33,286
SHE PROBABLY STOPPED WORKING
THE BOWLING ALLEY.
631
00:29:33,321 --> 00:29:35,238
TOO MANY
POLYESTER WALLETS.
632
00:29:35,273 --> 00:29:36,573
HERE.
633
00:29:36,609 --> 00:29:40,310
I'M MAKING CATCHING
THIS LADY MY LIFE'S WORK.
634
00:29:40,345 --> 00:29:43,346
HAVE YOU SET
A WEDDING DATE?
635
00:29:45,434 --> 00:29:48,101
I CAN'T EVEN GET A DATE.
636
00:29:48,137 --> 00:29:51,154
SIT TIGHT, YOU MIGHT.
637
00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:55,158
( wolf-whistling )
638
00:29:55,193 --> 00:29:59,129
( bell tolling )
639
00:29:59,165 --> 00:30:01,131
( knock at door )
640
00:30:01,166 --> 00:30:02,299
COME IN.
641
00:30:04,252 --> 00:30:06,285
THANK YOU.
642
00:30:06,321 --> 00:30:08,287
MOTHER, UH...
643
00:30:08,323 --> 00:30:11,858
SISTER SALONUS?
644
00:30:11,893 --> 00:30:14,611
SIT DOWN, CAPTAIN JENKO.
645
00:30:16,982 --> 00:30:18,982
THANK YOU.
646
00:30:21,687 --> 00:30:24,237
I READ OFFICER HOFFS' REPORT
647
00:30:24,273 --> 00:30:26,073
AND I WAS SURPRISED.
648
00:30:26,108 --> 00:30:28,192
IT WAS VERY
WELL WRITTEN.
649
00:30:28,227 --> 00:30:32,095
WELL, OFFICER HOFFS HAS
VERY GOOD STUDY HABITS.
650
00:30:32,131 --> 00:30:36,132
I'M AFRAID I CAN'T GO ALONG
WITH YOUR RECOMMENDATION
651
00:30:36,168 --> 00:30:38,601
OF CANCELING THIS YEAR'S PROM.
652
00:30:38,637 --> 00:30:41,204
MY GIRLS DO SO LOOK
FORWARD TO IT
653
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:42,839
BEING ONE OF
THE FEW LUXURIES
654
00:30:42,874 --> 00:30:46,476
WE GIVE THEM HERE
AT THE SACRED HEART ACADEMY.
655
00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:49,245
THERE'S A STRONG POSSIBILITY,
SISTER
656
00:30:49,281 --> 00:30:52,515
THAT YOUR PROM COULD TURN
INTO A BONFIRE.
657
00:30:52,551 --> 00:30:55,352
I BELIEVE THAT'S YOUR PART
IN THIS, CAPTAIN--
658
00:30:55,387 --> 00:30:57,421
TO MAKE SURE
THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN.
659
00:30:57,456 --> 00:31:01,290
BUT THE RISK WE'RE TAKING
OUTWEIGHS OTHER CONSIDERATIONS.
660
00:31:01,326 --> 00:31:03,242
CAPTAIN--
661
00:31:03,278 --> 00:31:04,794
SACRED HEART
ACADEMY
662
00:31:04,829 --> 00:31:06,663
IS A PRIVATE
INSTITUTION.
663
00:31:06,699 --> 00:31:09,198
LIKE ALL PRIVATE INSTITUTIONS
664
00:31:09,234 --> 00:31:11,634
WE MUST REMAIN COMPETITIVE.
665
00:31:11,670 --> 00:31:14,571
I DON'T THINK
SHUTTING DOWN
OUR ANNUAL PROM
666
00:31:14,606 --> 00:31:17,073
BECAUSE OF A THREAT
OF ARSON WOULD MAKE
667
00:31:17,108 --> 00:31:19,809
AN APPEALING ITEM
IN OUR BROCHURE, DO YOU?
668
00:31:19,845 --> 00:31:24,314
NO, BUT A PICTURE OF A BURNING
BUILDING IN THE NEWSPAPER
669
00:31:24,350 --> 00:31:26,249
WOULDN'T BE
TOO COOL EITHER--
670
00:31:26,284 --> 00:31:27,984
IF YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN.
671
00:31:28,019 --> 00:31:30,086
YOU SEE, SISTER,
IN MY OPINION
672
00:31:30,122 --> 00:31:33,724
WE'RE NOT EXACTLY DEALING
WITH MISS MENTAL HEALTH HERE.
673
00:31:33,759 --> 00:31:36,542
I'M NOT INTERESTED
IN YOUR OPINIONS
674
00:31:36,578 --> 00:31:38,361
JUST YOUR
ASSISTANCE.
675
00:31:38,396 --> 00:31:41,798
I'M COUNTING ON YOU
AND YOUR SQUAD OF...
676
00:31:41,833 --> 00:31:43,850
WHATEVER YOU CALL THEM...
677
00:31:43,885 --> 00:31:45,768
THAT DEPENDS.
678
00:31:45,804 --> 00:31:48,939
...TO KEEP
THIS YEAR'S PROM SAFE.
679
00:31:48,974 --> 00:31:51,909
THANK YOU,
MR. JENKO.
680
00:31:51,944 --> 00:31:53,276
YOU'RE WELCOME.
681
00:31:56,948 --> 00:31:58,715
OKAY, UH...
682
00:32:00,585 --> 00:32:03,052
SO, UH... THAT'S IT?
683
00:32:03,087 --> 00:32:08,358
I EXPECT YOUR MEN TO BE DRESSED
IN THE SPIRIT OF THE OCCASION.
684
00:32:08,393 --> 00:32:09,525
NO PROBLEM.
685
00:32:09,561 --> 00:32:12,862
I'M SURE WE CAN GET A GOOD DEAL
686
00:32:12,898 --> 00:32:16,866
ON A COUPLE
OF USED ASBESTOS TUXEDOS.
687
00:32:16,902 --> 00:32:19,569
GOOD DAY, SISTER SALONUS.
688
00:32:19,604 --> 00:32:21,571
EXCUSE ME.
689
00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:22,939
SEE YOU.
690
00:32:25,811 --> 00:32:30,630
( rock music begins playing )
691
00:32:40,725 --> 00:32:43,560
Woman:
♪ IN A WORLD
WHERE HATS ARE EMPTY ♪
692
00:32:43,595 --> 00:32:46,062
♪ TELLING YOU ALL THE THINGS
THAT YOU CAN'T BE ♪
693
00:32:46,097 --> 00:32:51,300
♪ NOTHING SHOULD TAKE AWAY
THE STRENGTH INSIDE YOU ♪
694
00:32:51,336 --> 00:32:53,536
♪ YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO SAID I'D MAKE IT ♪
695
00:32:53,572 --> 00:32:56,038
♪ BY MY SIDE
YOU HELPED ME SHAKE IT ♪
696
00:32:56,074 --> 00:32:57,940
♪ YOU WERE RIGHT THERE ♪
697
00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:03,313
♪ WHEN NO ONE ELSE
WOULD BELIEVE IN ME. ♪
698
00:33:03,348 --> 00:33:11,087
Group:
♪ NO ONE WOULD BELIEVE THAT
FINALLY I CAN SEE WHAT IS REAL ♪
699
00:33:11,122 --> 00:33:13,657
♪ BUT NOT WITHOUT YOU ♪
700
00:33:13,692 --> 00:33:16,626
♪ NOT WITHOUT YOU. ♪
701
00:33:16,662 --> 00:33:21,281
♪ TOUCHING THINGS
THAT NOW I CAN FEEL ♪
702
00:33:21,316 --> 00:33:23,950
♪ BUT NOT WITHOUT YOU ♪
703
00:33:23,985 --> 00:33:25,952
♪ NOT WITHOUT YOU. ♪
704
00:33:25,987 --> 00:33:31,057
♪ I WEATHERED THE STORM
THANKS TO YOU, MY FRIEND ♪
705
00:33:31,092 --> 00:33:35,429
♪ IF I SHOULD FALL,
I'D DO IT ALL AGAIN ♪
706
00:33:35,464 --> 00:33:38,131
♪ BUT NOT WITHOUT YOU ♪
707
00:33:38,166 --> 00:33:41,084
♪ NOT WITHOUT YOU. ♪
708
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:47,623
♪ LOOKING BACK TO THE DAY
YOU FOUND ME ♪
709
00:33:47,659 --> 00:33:49,959
♪ A LITTLE FAITH WAS ALL
THAT YOU SAID I NEED ♪
710
00:33:49,995 --> 00:33:55,148
♪ YOU SHOWED ME WAYS
I WOULD HAVE NEVER TRIED ♪
711
00:33:55,184 --> 00:33:57,617
♪ BREAKING DOWN THE WALLS
OF PROTECTION ♪
712
00:33:57,653 --> 00:33:59,886
♪ TURN ME ON
TO A NEW DIRECTION ♪
713
00:33:59,921 --> 00:34:07,561
♪ NOW I'M SEEING MYSELF
LIKE NEVER BEFORE ♪
714
00:34:07,596 --> 00:34:10,580
♪ HEY, YEAH. ♪
715
00:34:10,615 --> 00:34:12,816
♪ FINALLY I CAN SEE
WHAT IS REAL ♪
716
00:34:12,851 --> 00:34:15,418
( phone ringing )
717
00:34:15,454 --> 00:34:17,904
♪ BUT NOT WITHOUT YOU ♪
718
00:34:17,940 --> 00:34:20,273
♪ NOT WITHOUT YOU ♪
719
00:34:20,309 --> 00:34:25,378
♪ TOUCHING THINGS
THAT NOW I CAN FEEL ♪
720
00:34:25,414 --> 00:34:26,846
♪ BUT NOT WITHOUT YOU... ♪
721
00:34:26,881 --> 00:34:28,081
HELLO?
722
00:34:32,487 --> 00:34:33,820
REALLY?
723
00:34:35,490 --> 00:34:37,073
I DON'T THINK SO.
724
00:34:37,108 --> 00:34:38,024
COME ON, MARGIE.
725
00:34:38,060 --> 00:34:39,759
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO LOSE?
726
00:34:39,794 --> 00:34:42,729
I DON'T WANT ANYONE
TO LAUGH AT ME.
727
00:34:42,781 --> 00:34:44,280
NO ONE IS GOING TO LAUGH.
728
00:34:44,315 --> 00:34:45,782
COME ON, IT'S YOUR PROM.
729
00:34:45,817 --> 00:34:46,849
YOU ONLY GET ONE.
730
00:34:46,884 --> 00:34:48,868
I KNOW.
731
00:34:50,872 --> 00:34:52,555
IS HE CUTE?
732
00:34:52,591 --> 00:34:54,340
YEAH, IN A WAY.
733
00:34:54,376 --> 00:34:56,075
YEAH, I GUESS.
734
00:34:56,111 --> 00:34:59,245
WHAT'S HE LIKE?
735
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:00,246
HI, DOLL.
736
00:35:00,282 --> 00:35:01,881
BUY YOU A DRINK?
737
00:35:01,916 --> 00:35:04,818
NO, THANK YOU.
738
00:35:06,387 --> 00:35:08,604
STRICTLY BUSINESS HERE.
739
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:10,740
I'M A POLICE OFFICER.
740
00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:13,810
I'M AN ASTRONAUT.
741
00:35:17,783 --> 00:35:19,516
IS THIS REAL?
742
00:35:19,551 --> 00:35:21,501
IS THE POPE CATHOLIC?
743
00:35:21,536 --> 00:35:22,468
A COP?
744
00:35:22,504 --> 00:35:23,469
REALLY?
745
00:35:23,505 --> 00:35:25,105
SOMEBODY'S GOT TO DO IT.
746
00:35:25,140 --> 00:35:26,306
SERVE AND PROTECT.
747
00:35:26,341 --> 00:35:27,974
HAVE YOU SEEN
THIS GIRL?
748
00:35:28,010 --> 00:35:30,110
ARE YOU REALLY A COP?
749
00:35:30,145 --> 00:35:31,128
YEAH.
750
00:35:31,163 --> 00:35:32,963
LOOK, HAVE YOU
SEEN HER?
751
00:35:32,998 --> 00:35:34,798
SHE MIGHT BE
WITH THIS GUY...
752
00:35:34,833 --> 00:35:35,966
ABOUT SIX FOOT.
753
00:35:36,001 --> 00:35:37,133
DARK COMPLEXION.
754
00:35:37,168 --> 00:35:38,201
CURLY HAIR.
755
00:35:38,236 --> 00:35:41,154
I'VE NEVER MET A COP BEFORE.
756
00:35:41,189 --> 00:35:42,389
CONGRATULATIONS.
757
00:35:42,424 --> 00:35:43,823
LOOK, I'M ON DUTY.
758
00:35:43,859 --> 00:35:46,810
WHEN DO YOU GET OFF DUTY?
759
00:35:46,845 --> 00:35:49,563
CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?
760
00:35:49,598 --> 00:35:51,648
IF I'M FREE TONIGHT?
761
00:35:51,683 --> 00:35:54,150
I'M GOING TO A PROM TONIGHT.
762
00:35:54,185 --> 00:35:55,151
A PROM?
763
00:35:55,186 --> 00:35:56,419
FOR COPS?
764
00:35:56,454 --> 00:35:58,654
WELL, IT'S A TOUGH SCHOOL.
765
00:35:58,690 --> 00:35:59,639
LOOK...
766
00:35:59,674 --> 00:36:01,291
YOU WANT MY PHONE NUMBER?
767
00:36:01,326 --> 00:36:06,296
WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN
THESE PAST COUPLE OF MONTHS?
768
00:36:06,331 --> 00:36:09,232
WITH ME.
769
00:36:11,119 --> 00:36:13,286
GOOD PLACE.
770
00:36:13,321 --> 00:36:15,388
I'LL JUST TAKE THIS.
771
00:36:20,995 --> 00:36:25,047
Penhall:
WELL, THEM RENTED SHOES
WERE TOO MUCH.
772
00:36:25,083 --> 00:36:27,883
I CAN'T DANCE IN THEM.
773
00:36:27,919 --> 00:36:30,052
WELL, WELL,
WELL.
774
00:36:30,088 --> 00:36:32,888
FAR OUT.
775
00:36:32,924 --> 00:36:35,775
WE GOT A JAPANESE
ELVIS PRESLEY
776
00:36:35,811 --> 00:36:37,060
A PIMP
777
00:36:37,095 --> 00:36:38,261
AND THE BUTLER.
778
00:36:38,296 --> 00:36:40,964
YOU'RE LUCKY
WE COULD AFFORD THE PANTS.
779
00:36:40,999 --> 00:36:43,466
MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO
WITHOUT PANTS.
780
00:36:43,501 --> 00:36:45,501
TELL THEM YOU'RE A POOR BUTLER.
781
00:36:46,504 --> 00:36:47,603
JUDITH ESTHER!
782
00:36:47,639 --> 00:36:50,089
IF YOU DON'T GET
THAT DRESS ON SOON
783
00:36:50,124 --> 00:36:52,408
I'LL COME UP THERE
AND STAPLE IT ON.
784
00:36:55,430 --> 00:36:58,198
I GOT THE FIRE
DEPARTMENT ON STANDBY.
785
00:36:58,250 --> 00:37:02,135
BUT THE KEY WORD HERE, AMIGOS,
IS "PREVENTION."
786
00:37:02,170 --> 00:37:05,004
SO WHEN YOU SPOT
MISS WACKO OR WHOEVER
787
00:37:05,039 --> 00:37:07,474
JUST WALTZ THEM
RIGHT OUT.
788
00:37:07,509 --> 00:37:08,491
DIG?
789
00:37:08,527 --> 00:37:11,728
WE DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHO WE'RE LOOKING FOR.
790
00:37:11,763 --> 00:37:14,764
LEAVE IT UP TO YOUR BUDDY,
ICEBERG SLIM.
791
00:37:14,799 --> 00:37:18,884
HE'S GOT GREAT INSTINCTS
WHEN IT COMES TO THE LADIES.
792
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:20,570
RIGHT,
MR. PENHALL?
793
00:37:20,606 --> 00:37:22,889
HOFFS WILL BE
YOUR DATE, HARRY.
794
00:37:22,924 --> 00:37:24,173
LUCKY MISS KINNEY
795
00:37:24,208 --> 00:37:25,725
GETS THE BUTLER.
796
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:27,594
CASANOVA,
YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE WITH.
797
00:37:27,629 --> 00:37:30,513
THE ONE
WITH THE GREAT PERSONALITY.
798
00:37:30,548 --> 00:37:32,616
TRADE YOU
FOR HOFFS.
799
00:37:32,651 --> 00:37:35,101
I DON'T KNOW IF I'D TRUST YOU
WITH MY GREAT-GRANDMOTHER.
800
00:37:37,272 --> 00:37:39,205
( whistles appreciatively )
801
00:37:39,241 --> 00:37:40,706
SO, HOW DO I LOOK?
802
00:37:40,742 --> 00:37:42,708
WOW!
803
00:37:42,744 --> 00:37:46,879
DARLING, YOU LOOK
SENSATIONAL.
804
00:37:52,637 --> 00:37:55,938
SAVE THE LAST DANCE
FOR ME, PEACHES.
805
00:37:55,974 --> 00:37:57,940
WHATEVER YOU DO...
806
00:37:57,976 --> 00:38:00,960
DON'T LET ELVIS DRIVE.
807
00:38:00,995 --> 00:38:03,296
( to disco beat ):
♪ I CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN ♪
808
00:38:03,331 --> 00:38:04,964
♪ TAKE YOUR FEARS AWAY ♪
809
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:09,836
♪ 'CAUSE I AM GONNA
STAY RIGHT HERE ♪
810
00:38:09,871 --> 00:38:12,105
♪ I CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN ♪
811
00:38:12,140 --> 00:38:14,607
♪ GIVE YOU BACK A DREAM ♪
812
00:38:14,643 --> 00:38:18,361
♪ MAKE YOU WANT
TO TOUCH THE SKY ♪
813
00:38:18,396 --> 00:38:20,729
♪ OOH, YOU'RE GONNA WANT ME ♪
814
00:38:20,765 --> 00:38:22,865
♪ I CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN... ♪
815
00:38:22,900 --> 00:38:24,851
( slow song playing )
816
00:38:24,886 --> 00:38:29,789
Man:
♪ WHAT DID I DO
TO MAKE YOU FEEL THIS WAY? ♪
817
00:38:29,825 --> 00:38:35,661
♪ EVERYTHING'S GOING ALL RIGHT ♪
818
00:38:35,714 --> 00:38:39,014
♪ WE HAVE IT ALL ♪
819
00:38:39,050 --> 00:38:42,685
♪ YOU CAN'T THROW THIS AWAY ♪
820
00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:45,755
♪ IF YOU WALK OUT THE DOOR ♪
821
00:38:45,790 --> 00:38:49,342
♪ NOTHING MATTERS ANYMORE ♪
822
00:38:49,377 --> 00:38:51,628
♪ WE LIVE IN
THE BEST PART OF... ♪
823
00:38:51,646 --> 00:38:53,146
( new song playing )
824
00:38:53,181 --> 00:38:55,448
I DON'T THINK YOU
SHOULD DO THAT.
825
00:38:55,483 --> 00:38:57,350
WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?
826
00:38:57,385 --> 00:38:59,836
ARE YOU A COP
OR SOMETHING?
827
00:38:59,871 --> 00:39:01,637
EASE UP ON ME, KID.
828
00:39:01,673 --> 00:39:03,856
IT'S GOING TO BE
A LONG NIGHT.
829
00:39:09,014 --> 00:39:10,480
GREAT PROM.
830
00:39:10,515 --> 00:39:11,981
THANK YOU.
831
00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:14,817
I WORKED VERY HARD
ON IT.
832
00:39:14,836 --> 00:39:18,471
UH... THANK YOU
FOR THE CORSAGE.
833
00:39:18,506 --> 00:39:20,473
OH, WELL,
YOU KNOW...
834
00:39:20,508 --> 00:39:22,475
IT'S A...
IT'S A PROM.
835
00:39:22,510 --> 00:39:24,110
YEAH.
836
00:39:24,145 --> 00:39:30,683
( dance music playing )
837
00:39:30,718 --> 00:39:32,718
HAVING A GOOD TIME?
838
00:39:35,056 --> 00:39:36,021
YOU?
839
00:39:36,057 --> 00:39:37,690
YEAH, OH, YEAH.
840
00:39:37,725 --> 00:39:39,325
( sighs )
841
00:39:41,062 --> 00:39:42,228
YOU LOOK GREAT.
842
00:39:42,263 --> 00:39:44,246
OH, UM...
843
00:39:44,281 --> 00:39:45,748
SO DO YOU.
844
00:39:45,767 --> 00:39:47,783
YEAH, YOU THINK SO?
845
00:39:47,818 --> 00:39:48,951
THANKS.
846
00:39:49,954 --> 00:39:52,221
WOULD YOU LIKE TO DANCE?
847
00:39:52,256 --> 00:39:53,206
OH, NO.
848
00:39:53,241 --> 00:39:54,207
I JUST...
849
00:39:54,242 --> 00:39:57,543
I KIND OF LIKE STANDING HERE.
850
00:39:57,578 --> 00:40:00,230
ME, TOO.
851
00:40:00,265 --> 00:40:02,932
( new dance tune playing )
852
00:40:02,968 --> 00:40:05,267
HAVING A LOT OF FUN
OUT THERE, AREN'T THEY?
853
00:40:05,303 --> 00:40:07,203
YEAH.
854
00:40:07,238 --> 00:40:11,774
( slow dance music playing )
855
00:40:11,809 --> 00:40:13,609
SEE ANYTHING
INTERESTING?
856
00:40:13,644 --> 00:40:15,811
YEAH, YOU.
857
00:40:15,847 --> 00:40:18,848
WHY, THANK YOU, SIR.
858
00:40:18,883 --> 00:40:20,799
DO YOU EVER GO BOWLING?
859
00:40:20,835 --> 00:40:21,767
WHAT?
860
00:40:21,802 --> 00:40:22,768
BOWLING?
861
00:40:22,803 --> 00:40:24,237
YOU EVER GO BOWLING?
862
00:40:24,272 --> 00:40:25,704
YEAH, I WENT
LAST WEEK.
863
00:40:25,740 --> 00:40:28,307
I BOWLED A 243,
BUT IT WAS MY FIRST TIME
864
00:40:28,343 --> 00:40:30,343
SO I DON'T KNOW
IF THAT'S GOOD.
865
00:40:30,378 --> 00:40:31,344
REALLY?
866
00:40:31,379 --> 00:40:32,645
YEAH.
867
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:33,946
YEAH.
868
00:40:35,550 --> 00:40:36,682
SERIOUSLY?
869
00:40:40,421 --> 00:40:41,554
OH!
870
00:40:41,590 --> 00:40:42,655
OOH!
871
00:40:42,691 --> 00:40:44,958
( crowd quiets )
872
00:40:44,993 --> 00:40:46,626
Penhall:
WHO THE HELL
IS THAT?
873
00:40:46,661 --> 00:40:48,027
Hoffs:
THAT IS
YOUR DATE.
874
00:40:48,063 --> 00:40:49,245
MY DATE?
875
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:50,580
OF COURSE.
876
00:40:50,615 --> 00:40:53,950
AND YOU GUYS DIDN'T THINK
I STILL HAD IT, HUH?
877
00:40:57,989 --> 00:40:59,088
HI.
878
00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:00,857
GOOD EVENING.
879
00:41:00,892 --> 00:41:02,442
DOUG PENHALL.
880
00:41:02,494 --> 00:41:03,976
MARGARET SAUNTERS.
881
00:41:04,011 --> 00:41:05,911
THE PLEASURE IS ALL MINE.
882
00:41:05,946 --> 00:41:07,647
HOW ABOUT WE GO DANCE?
883
00:41:07,682 --> 00:41:09,065
DON'T TOUCH ME!
884
00:41:09,100 --> 00:41:10,350
I'M ONLY TRYING...
885
00:41:10,385 --> 00:41:11,851
( crowd murmurs )
886
00:41:13,622 --> 00:41:15,154
Penhall:
GET BACK, GET BACK!
887
00:41:15,190 --> 00:41:17,190
GET AWAY FROM HER,
GET AWAY FROM HER!
888
00:41:19,961 --> 00:41:24,363
( people screaming )
889
00:41:47,288 --> 00:41:52,876
( sirens wailing )
890
00:41:55,079 --> 00:41:56,045
PENHALL?
891
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:57,547
YOU OKAY?
892
00:41:57,582 --> 00:41:59,382
IOKI AND HANSON
ARE STILL IN THERE--
893
00:41:59,417 --> 00:42:00,750
INSIDE ON THE RIGHT.
894
00:42:14,699 --> 00:42:18,717
ANOTHER SLAMMERINO!
895
00:42:20,755 --> 00:42:23,156
YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T THINK
IT WAS POSSIBLE
896
00:42:23,191 --> 00:42:25,408
BUT THIS PROM WAS
WORSE THAN THE ONE
897
00:42:25,443 --> 00:42:27,743
WITH CHARLES TYRONE CANNON
THROWING UP
898
00:42:27,778 --> 00:42:30,346
IN THE BACK SEAT
OF HIS FATHER'S CADILLAC.
899
00:42:30,382 --> 00:42:31,614
YEAH.
900
00:42:31,649 --> 00:42:34,450
MAKES ME NOT MISS
MISSING MY PROM SO MUCH.
901
00:42:34,485 --> 00:42:36,552
Jane:
I DON'T KNOW,
I LIKED IT.
902
00:42:36,587 --> 00:42:39,755
WHO COULD EVER FORGET
SOMETHING LIKE THIS?
903
00:42:39,790 --> 00:42:42,007
I GOT STOOD UP
BY A LADY DRACULA
904
00:42:42,043 --> 00:42:43,709
AND YOUR DATE'S BOWLING AWAY
905
00:42:43,744 --> 00:42:45,911
LIKE SOME KIND OF
CERTIFIED KINGPIN.
906
00:42:45,947 --> 00:42:48,430
I FEEL SORRY
FOR PEOPLE LIKE THAT.
907
00:42:48,465 --> 00:42:49,582
ME, TOO.
908
00:42:49,617 --> 00:42:51,918
IF MY KID WANTS
TO BE A BOWLER--
909
00:42:51,953 --> 00:42:53,419
STRAIGHT TO REFORM SCHOOL.
910
00:42:53,454 --> 00:42:55,120
NO, PENHALL,
I MEAN MARGIE.
911
00:42:55,155 --> 00:42:57,155
IT WAS HER PROM, TOO.
912
00:43:01,863 --> 00:43:04,447
YEAH, I GUESS IT WAS.
913
00:43:05,766 --> 00:43:07,250
OKAY.
914
00:43:07,285 --> 00:43:11,620
CAN I GET ANYBODY
ANYTHING TO DRINK?
915
00:43:11,655 --> 00:43:13,305
BEER.
916
00:43:19,698 --> 00:43:22,381
ANOTHER SLAMMERINO!
917
00:43:23,734 --> 00:43:25,051
YOUR DATE.
918
00:43:45,390 --> 00:43:46,789
HI.
919
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:52,445
WHERE DID IOKI
GO FOR THE BEERS?
920
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:54,163
TOKYO?
921
00:44:05,393 --> 00:44:06,959
FREEZE!
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