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I don't even

know

if I'm going to make it in the grocery store guys

Oh, jeez. Uh-oh.

I'm going in for this one.

Excuse me, ma'am.

Hi. What is your name?

Hi. Kissy.

Kissy? Hi.

Oh, my God. You're so beautiful.

I couldn't help but notice you were walking by.

Where are you from?

I'm actually... I just live down the street.

Down the street?

Yeah. You just doing a little grocery shopping today?

Just a little bit. I'm having a dinner alone tonight.

Really? Yeah.

How convenient.

Actually, I came here looking for you.

Oh, really? Yeah.

Basically.

So, what are you having for dinner over here?

What do you got in there?

Sandwiches. I just have a few sandwiches and some water.

Oh, really? Yeah.

Awesome.

Well, what's up with your arm? Oh, my God.

I got bit by a fucking tarantula, dude. Look at that.

Hideous, right?

I'm fucking miserable.

Yeah. I need something to make me feel better.

I'm sorry about that.

Oh, God.

Well, yeah, I don't know. Maybe we could go back. I don't know. It would be

interesting to come back to my house with me. Maybe we could have something

to eat. I don't know.

I'm trying to find a companion for the day, pretty please.

I don't know.

All right.

You look like you can keep me pretty good company, though.

Let's walk back here and talk to her. Let's walk this way, baby.

Go ahead and walk in front of me.

Oh, my God. It's so beautiful.

Where do you live at?

Um, just on the street.

A couple blocks away or something? Yeah.

And what do you do?

Um, right now, I actually just moved here because I got out of, like, a long

-term relationship.

So I thought I'd start all over out here.

Really? So you're lonely?

Lonely. Oh.

See, that's all the more reasons to come with me.

I don't know.

Well, I guess.

If you can make me something better than these sandwiches.

Really? Yeah. I could probably treat you to like a gourmet meal, like some

meatloaf or something, you know?

My mom makes the best meatloaf, I don't know.

Well, if it's mom's style.

Yeah. I guess I can't say no. I could cook all kinds of good stuff.

Maybe a bottle of wine, slice of meatloaf.

I know, that sounds funny.

It's good, though.

Sounds good.

Maybe we could play house, too, over there. What do you think?

I can be Barbie. You know, like, you can be Barbie, and I can be Ken.

Yeah. Except if you like the x-ray version, though. Oh.

What do you think about that?

I think that might sound fun, actually.

Oh, my God.

Wait, I saw this.

Jesus, you're so sexy. Is it cold outside?

Wait a minute, no, this is Miami.

You're from Chicago, I think. I'm back in Chicago right now, but, like, I don't

know. I can sort of see nipples through your shirt.

I'm not, like, a pervert. I'm not a pervert for looking at them, am I?

No, definitely not. I don't know. I'm just a very sexual person.

Oh, me too.

Oh, really?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, my God.

Is this just my lucky day or what?

Maybe. Maybe it's my lucky day. Thank God for a grocery store.

No, I mean, don't worry about that.

I just, I don't know. I just see it was funny. I was coming here just to get

something to eat, and I just see you walking out, and I just had to, I just

had to talk to you all. It was just one of those instances, like, you know, now

or never. I was just thinking, she's very beautiful.

So you're hungry?

Yeah. Yeah?

Why? You want to eat something?

You that hungry?

Oh, I didn't think we were going to walk in a park or something, but I mean, you

know.

You know, but if you're that interested, yeah, sure, we can probably go somewhere

if you want to go in my car.

Sure. I'm going to just take a walk over here for a minute.

Is that a black one?

Yeah, it's that black one, baby. That's on me.

You are so cute. You're a T.L.U.

Tight little unit, baby.

Oh, come on over to this side.

Come on, let me help you with your bags.

A sandwich.

Oh, boy, some water.

You don't look like you eat too much.

You have a nice, tight little body.

Oh, come on up here.

I'll open the door for you.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Is this ride up to your standards? Is this okay with you? Thank you. Are you

sure? Good.

Oh, my God. You're so awesome.

I can't believe this. This is crazy.

We're going to have fun, though.

We're here, actually, Mom.

Actually, you know what? I live like 20 minutes away, but I'm in a motel.

Oh. And, you know, it's a very nice motel, though.

But, I mean, it's out on the beach, so I think it probably was something a friend

of mine did, and I was just like, oh, my God.

I just feel like driving home.

Is the air party here?

Yeah, my kitchen's a fucking mess. I just don't feel like going home.

I tried calling my sister to tell her to pay like a hundred bucks more to clean

my kitchen.

That's how like lazy I am, dude.

Me too.

I had to take my dog out. I don't think my dog's done his last night.

I got a little wiener dog.

Right? Yeah.

You have dogs?

I have two dogs.

Really? Yeah. How many dogs do you have?

A little smaller.

Yeah? Yeah.

I like wiener dogs.

I got a big wiener dog.

You do? I got a big wiener too.

Yeah? Yeah.

Oh, my God.

So cute.

What about this hair?

I said, me in Chicago, man. I know it's not cold out here. Is it cold out?

Oh,

really? Can I see it?

Do you like getting a little squeeze behind?

Yeah. Yeah? Yeah.

Really? Does that turn you on to crazy?

Yeah.

They're like extra conservative now.

Really? Yeah.

I just got that magic platform.

Oh, I always hear that.

This is good with my hands.

Mama.

You know my fucking dick is so hard right now.

Do you want to see it?

Do you want to see it?

I don't know.

You got the magic touch too.

You're such a cute little girl.

Oh, such sweet little girls.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

There's a tongue piercing, too.

Okay,

let's see if we can go inside here.

How can I make you dinner, man?

What about the bottle of wine?

The goal for the day, and it's going to get accomplished in about 10 minutes.

Fuck the dinner.

You ready, baby?

Oh, my God. Just walk in front of me for a second.

Hold on.

Okay, now I can just walk.

Today, since last night, I was like, oh, my God. I was discombobulated, actually.

It was a mess. It was food bar beyond recognition.

I don't know what happened. I don't remember much.

That happened.

Yeah.

Okay, let me open the book here.

I'm going to go in the elevator.

I'm going to go in the elevator.

I'm going to go in the elevator.

I'm going to go in the

elevator.

I just want to play with you. You're going to be sick.

Oh, my God.

The elevator's stopping. It's stopping. Let's not work.

Oh, my God. That's always been a fan for my fucking elevator.

I fucked an airplane a couple weeks ago.

Yeah.

It was a stewardess, actually.

I don't know.

I got frequent flyer miles, so I see you all the time, you know?

Who's this Tina drink, baby?

So kissy, huh?

Oh, my God.

So hot. You know, I've got a confession to make to you.

What? Um, actually, as you can see, like, I don't have no oven, so I can't

make you no fucking meatloaf.

Actually, I just brought you back here because I really want to fuck you.

I mean, I don't know. I don't think you have a problem with that, though. You

seem pretty interested in yourself.

Are you done?

Yeah, I think I'm done.

Yeah? Yeah.

Horny little girl.

Walking out of that grocery store, you were probably going to go home and

masturbate, weren't you?

Yeah, actually, I was. Do you masturbate a lot?

I do masturbate a lot. Oh, my God. I jack off all day long.

Yeah, I fuck all day long, too.

I don't know. I am a horny fucking double.

Stand up for me. Let me see you.

Oh my god.

So fucking beautiful.

We're going to have so much fun.

Do a little dance for me or something.

Use the strip over or anything.

Take your clothes off for me. I'll suck you.

Oh my god. You just got me so hard.

Oh my god.

Do you want to see anything?

Yeah.

I've already seen those before.

Mama. Oh my god.

Oh, it's so fucking nice.

Take your shirt off, baby.

I like the teeth.

I can't wait to see you.

Huh? And I can't wait to see you.

See me? You've already seen me before.

I want to see it again. You want to see it again?

I guess you can come over and have a peek.

Oh, God.

You like that bucket, baby?

We just got really lucky we ran into each other, didn't we?

We're very lucky, yeah.

Look at those sexy eyes.

Spit on it, spit on my fucking dick.

Oh shit.

Shit.

Oh my god.

I actually said you're a bad girl.

Mm-hmm.

Let me fuck your mouth for a minute.

all out across that bed.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God, fuck.

Mom, the meatloaf.

What are you talking about? Nothing.

My mom just makes great meatloaf.

Are you ready for that, Dick?

Yeah. Huh? You ready for that?

Are you ready

for this?

Fucking hell, baby.

hmm

How does it feel here?

God, take your fucking ass back.

Yeah.

Come on, baby.

Come on.

You feel fucking good, huh?

Yeah? Yeah.

Fuck,

you feel fucking good.

Fucking make me come up.

Where did Jill fall next to Freddy?

Oh, God, I went everywhere.

You didn't get any eye, did you?

Did I?

Oh, my God.

You're so sexy. Oh, my God. It's so hot.

Is it hot here or is it me?

Oh, my God.

Oh,

it was so good.

Now what?

I guess I suppose I could give you a ride back.

You don't look far, right?

I mean, you know, we'll exchange numbers and everything, but... Oh, God, let's do

this again for sure.

Okay,

baby. Bye-bye.