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I cannot wait for my dad to get here and my stepson.

Whole family together once.

It's my favorite time.

How many notes does she need from us? Oh my gosh.

Biology.

I'm gonna take a break, call my baby real quick.

Hey, what's up?

Yeah, where you at?

Yeah, I'm home.

Yeah, I'm sitting on the couch doing my notes. Why, what's up?

Are you kidding me?

Wow, so you guys have just already been seeing each other on the side and now

you're breaking up with me?

Oh my.

Oh no.

Poor Rory.

What am I going to do?

So that's it?

We're just done?

You couldn't even, like, come see me in person and do it that way?

Like, you're serious? You're such a dick.

You're such a dick. And I knew something was up.

Oh, my.

This is really bad.

Honestly, I can't. I cannot with you.

Poor little heart. That's all you have to say to me? That's your soul.

I love you.

Why are you acting like that?

Okay.

Well, have fun with Christy.

Mm-hmm.

I don't care.

I can give you your stuff back when I see you tomorrow.

I don't want your sweatshirt.

I can't find everything that you left over here. It's like 50 or 60 CDs.

I don't know where the fuck you left all of those, but I'll do my best to get it

together.

I don't think I can get it all for you.

Whatever. I'm done talking.

How you doing there, darling?

Oh, hi, Dad.

You know how you always told me that I could come to you with everything?

Well, you know, ever since you adopted me 30 years ago, I knew I could...

trust you and that I could share everything with you. Of course, honey.

Of course.

What's going on? Well, I overheard Rory and her and her boyfriend just broke

up. Rory?

Yeah.

Broke up? Yeah.

He's already got another girl. Can you believe this?

That's crazy.

That boy's crazy.

I just don't know what to do. She's so hot.

Yeah. Is it okay for me to say that?

I mean, it's obvious.

After all, she's just a stepdaughter.

I mean, well, I just don't know what to do.

I don't know. I've just been racking my brain all day what to do with that one.

Oh, my goodness.

I just lost my train of thought.

I don't know what we're going to do. I mean.

What options do we have? I mean, it's not like there's a whole lot we can do.

I mean, that happens to people. You know, they get together, they split up.

Does she really care? I mean, is it that important?

You know what?

I've got an idea.

Oh, I love it when you get those sinister looks on your face.

You know my stepson, Archie, right? Yeah, yeah. He's coming home from school

today. He's going to share dinner with us.

I was thinking maybe we could get him to take some pictures with Rory

and make her boyfriend jealous.

Oh, that's a good idea. I see where you're going with that.

Yeah, that's a good idea. Yeah, let's do that. Yeah, get them to take the

pictures together. You'll do it, wouldn't you? She'll look sexy.

They'll look hot together.

I mean, I kind of want to always see them together myself.

Did I say that out loud? I love the way you think. I love the way you think, my

dear.

Oh, you little perv.

Who, moi?

Yeah, you. I don't know. Maybe you. I don't know.

You think he's going to be okay with it, though? He's kind of a bashful guy,

isn't he?

He's in college.

They're a dick. They're always hard. Yeah, that's true. It becomes a moot

point, doesn't it? Yeah.

Well, let's go.

She's here, right? Yeah, she's here.

Let's not hurt her.

And then we'll introduce it slowly.

Because I don't know if she's a freak like we are.

I mean, does it run in the family?

Yes, it does.

Let's go see. I'll kind of follow you and leave. All right. Let's go.

Let's go in there.

Oh, nope.

Oh, honey.

Hey. How you doing?

I've been better. What happened?

Me and Chris broke up.

I kind of overheard that.

I'm sorry, honey. That's okay. Yeah.

So, me and Grandpa have been talking and we kind of have an idea to get back at

your little boyfriend.

They can come running back to you.

Really? Yeah.

We should mess with his brain a little bit. Yeah.

I was thinking, since Archie's coming home from college, we could maybe take

some pictures of you two together, since y'all are not blood related and

everything, and send it to your ex and make him jealous.

What do you think?

If Archie's up for it?

Yeah, he'll definitely be up for it. What do you think? Oh, he's a good guy.

Yeah, I think we should get some really good shots. We'll send them to him.

I'll take some really good angles. You guys.

Selfies together.

Me and Grandpa will kind of watch.

I mean.

Advise a little bit.

Coach a little bit. Yeah, we'll just coach. Do what we do really well, don't

we?

I definitely want to make him mad.

Yeah, let's get him back, girl.

We're going to get your boy back for you.

If not, we're going to make him super jelly. Oh, yeah.

That sure is the country way, or at least our family way.

Got it.

Well, we're going to do some dirty shit. I mean, some really cute photos.

Some really good photos.

I think your man will be super jealous because Archie's so good looking, you

know what runs in a family.

No bread, just fat. I mean, all are pretty damn good looking.

Yeah.

Yeah. He's a good guy. He'll be happy to help out. Yeah, as soon as he gets here,

we'll get on with it. Is he coming today? He's a junior.

Oh! Oh! Oh, shit!

Archie! Come on in!

He came back from school?

Yeah. Yeah, he's home. He's home.

Hey! How you doing, guys?

That was a surprise.

That's your sister.

What's going on, guys?

How are you doing? I'm good. How are you guys? I'm doing good.

I've been better.

What happened?

Chris broke up with me. He's seen somebody else already. Really?

You guys were perfect together. What happened?

I don't know. He called me earlier.

Wow. Yeah. Can you believe that, sweetheart?

It's horrible. My poor sister. She doesn't deserve that. I know.

Well, we have a plan.

Oh, really?

We have a really good idea. I mean, we all kind of discussed it, and I think

you might agree with it. What's the plan?

So we were thinking that you two could take some pictures.

Oh, okay. What kind of pictures did you have in mind, though?

Oh, well, you know, they're going to be the typical you're the new boyfriend

pictures. Pretend to be the new boyfriend. Just a hug or something.

Okay. Yeah, I mean, anything for my sister.

Well, anything for the family, right?

Of course.

Everything for the family. All right, girl, give me your phone. Let's get some

pictures. Getting close.

All right, now hug each other.

Make it look like you guys love each other.

Yeah, that's good.

Let me get some more of those, okay?

All right, get a little closer now.

Yeah, this is looking good.

They make a nice looking pair, don't they? Yeah.

It's getting pretty hot.

Very nice.

Yeah, now maybe you should kiss his cheek.

Kiss his cheek?

Yeah, you know.

Yeah, just kiss his cheek. It'll be good. It's just for the pictures anyway.

All right, okay.

Isn't that cute?

There you go. That is just adorable.

Looks good.

Yeah, he's going to be so jealous.

Now, Archie, you give her a kiss now.

Okay, yeah.

There you go. Looks good, guys.

That's so cute. Looks like you're in love.

That's so cute. Looks good, guys.

Looks like you're in love.

Adorable.

Hey Archie, why don't you grab the camera and take a few selfies?

Yeah, why don't you do that?

Make sure you get some good angles.

That's cute.

That's so cute.

Our family's just looking good.

Come on, man.

Archie, come on. Give her a kiss on the lips there. Go ahead, lay it on her.

Come on, come on.

Are you okay with that?

I guess. Just for pictures, right? Yeah, yeah. I think it would be good. Yeah,

yeah. Yeah.

Ooh.

Spicy.

Let me see some tongue here. Come on, guys.

Come on, put that tongue in there. Come on.

Um, I mean, that would make a good picture. You would probably get pretty

jealous from that, right? Yeah.

Do we get him?

Yeah, we're getting some good pictures here.

Yeah.

Like that, Grandpa?

Yeah, that's good. Yeah, but take it a little bit more, a little bit more.

Okay. Yeah.

Now, you've got to pretend like you're really lusting after each other.

Show me some lust.

Yeah.

Some lust.

Now, let's really push your BF over the edge. Why don't you grab his crotch?

What?

It's okay. You guys aren't really even blood related.

It's not a problem. It's no worries.

Yeah. I mean.

It'll be fun.

I think that could work, right?

Yeah, it'll be hot. That should work him over real well.

That's fine.

Yeah, yeah. Okay.

There you go. Lay on my chest.

Yeah. Ooh.

There you go.

That's hot.

Yeah. Woo.

Yeah. Yeah, a little smooch. Mommy likes that.

You like that, right, Pappy?

Like that.

Yeah, stroke that knee there a little bit. Yeah, stroke it. Woo, that's

getting hot. Mommy likes this. I'm taking pictures.

Oh, girl, don't act like you don't like it. Shut up. You know she's going to be

sexier. You're a little freak like your mama.

You enjoy every second of this, babe. Oh, yeah, get it, girl.

I'm enjoying it vicariously with you. You're either sexy. Woo!

You got to admit, that's one of the sexiest girls you ever saw, right?

My sister's really pretty.

She is awesome.

Look at those legs.

Just stroke that leg and enjoy that.

She is so hot. This is getting spicy.

This is getting spicy.

We're one filthy family.

Oh, yeah. Isn't that wonderful?

We're just naughty.

Let's see how naughty this can get. I'm ready.

This is sexy. I'm going to get so many pictures of this.

Ben and X is going to be so angry with himself.

He's going to be so jealous.

I'm going to get everything. That's funny.

I bet everyone's family is jealous of these pictures.

Oh, my goodness. You know what's a good point? Everybody's going to wish they

had a family like ours. I bet they are.

Oh, my goodness. This is sexy.

I can't believe we finally got these Tuesday pictures together. I think if I

did the same thing, it would be good for the pictures. Oh, I think that's a great

idea.

Absolutely. That's okay with you? Yeah, that's fine.

Let me get some good pictures of this.

Yeah.

You have to document it. Yeah, I'm getting it all in there. Make it

official. Getting every picture. I'm letting everybody's face in there. Get

in closer, Dad.

I want to be next to this face that she has an orgasm. Her pretty face.

Got it.

Yeah, that's cute. Everybody get in tight.

I can't get you all on the damn camera. All right, there we go. Happy family.

Say cheese.

I can't say cheese with my tongue sticking out. Yeah. Oh, come on. We can

be better than that as a family.

Come on. Let's go.

This is sexy.

Yeah, I'm going to even change the colors on the filters on this. Woo,

that's going to be hot.

Okay, I'm just going to block out your vajayjay so we can put it on certain

sides. You know what I'm saying?

I mean, I meant just to your ex.

I might be a little bit of a little freak.

You know what? I was thinking we should kick it up one more notch.

Yeah? Yeah.

I was thinking maybe just a little.

Yeah? What do you think?

Want me to suck his dick?

Oh, come on, girl. Like you never sucked a dick.

He's going to love it.

She sucked a dick before?

I mean, she had a boyfriend, and I don't know how she kept him so long.

Mom! I'm sorry, girl!

I see how you suck those lollipops, so I figured you knew how to suck a dick. I

was having one of my fantasy moments there.

I can get some pictures of this. Grandpa!

Okay. All right, yeah. Get comfortable there, Junior.

Get it.

Like this one?

Yeah, that looks hot.

I'm going to get some good pictures of this.

She does good work.

I think she may have done this before.

I got a good picture of that.

That's sexy. Look at that pretty face on that cock.

Look at that.

turning mommy.

Suck that cock, girl.

I think everything turns mommy. Yeah, mommy's the fucking info.

I think it runs in the family.

None of us are even blood related, so I don't even know how us corn bowls leave

about each other.

Just natural.

Just come by natural. Just natural.

That's right.

Oh, girl, she's sucking that dick.

Look at that girl go.

Go, girl.

Oh, you can do better than that. Come on, girl. Get down on that deck. Come

on, girl. Get down on that deck.

Swallow that deck. You can do it. Gee, Dad, you're killing the girl. Oh, hey,

it's good conditioning. Good training here. There you go. Yeah.

Go, girl.

Yeah. Mmm.

Oh, yeah.

It's spicy.

Just like how Mama likes it. Yeah, if she chokes a little bit, that's okay.

Yeah.

Fit on that cock, girl. I got some good photos for your ex.

Oh, yeah.

All right. I got some really nice photos.

She's got some serious skills here.

She does.

She's got a nice booty. Oh, she does have a nice booty. Look at that thing.

That's so pretty.

I'm not even in it.

Fucking champ.

You do it.

Hot.

You know what?

I think that maybe you should take your dick out, Dad.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah. Well, Sharon is Karen.

I'm all for that.

I want to see her with two cocks. This is sexy.

I'm going to get all kinds of cock pics.

Damn, sis, you're really good at this.

Hey mom, I got an idea.

What do you think if I put my dick in her pussy while she's blowing Archie?

Great idea, Grandpa.

I think it's a great idea. That's a great idea.

Yeah.

Woo! This is spicy.

Spicy.

Spicy. Spicy.

Woo, yeah, take it off.

Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm. Get her.

Mmm.

Oh, look at that tight little young pussy.

You're not done yet girl get on that guy

I'm going to send these right to your boyfriend. Look, smile for me, baby.

All right, I got those. I got them.

That's it.

Sexy. Woo!

Oh, my gosh, guys.

Guys,

I got to get to a study meet real quick. I completely forgot. I can't be here for

too long. Give me five, bro.

Way to go, man. Thank you, sis. I'm glad I could help you. Well, I'll see you

later. I'm glad I was able to help you guys.

Have a safe trip.

Nobody wants to see that out there.

You might be surprised.

Grandpa,

we ain't done with you.

I haven't had my turn yet. Oh, damn, Mama.

All right.

Yeah, Mama's turn. I love it when you talk like that.

I'm going to get all up in this man.

so hot watching you all.

I think that mama needs some action too.

What do you think, Rory and Grandpa? I think, yeah.

You think you can help her out, Grandpa?

Yeah, well, I'll just smack her ass while I'm... Your tan lines look so

good, Mom. Oh, yeah?

Big titties.

You've been eyeing them up ever since I bought them. No doubt about it. No doubt

about it. But you're coughing between them.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Sharon

is

caring. Yeah.

Where's the dirty little family?

He should fuck you, Mom.

Yeah, my pussy is wet.

Is it? Mm-hmm. How do you want it, Grandpa? Turn around, Mom. Turn around?

Mm-hmm.

You want me to play and kiss Rory? Yeah, that's a good idea.

Yeah. It hurts.

Yeah.

I'll give you five.

Family tradition.

Cherries, cherries.

Oh, yeah.

What a shape. What a wonderful shape you got on.

Is that where I got my bones?

Yeah.

I got an idea.

How about Rory sits on my face and you two suck my dick? Okay.

Can you do that?

Grandma, you get on with it.

You're dripping down like this.

You look like a pussy dripping down your cock.

Have fun.