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Will and Grace is shot
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before a live studio audience.
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Morning!
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Morning.
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What did you do?
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I bought you a present.
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Grace...
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Grace!
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I wanted to surprise you. I...
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I... I installed it myself...
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I can see that!
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Did you turn off the main water line?
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No.
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Did you turn off the dishwasher?
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- No.
- Did you do anything?
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I came to get you.
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Go grab towels!
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I ca...
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Look, I say this with love, but...
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sometimes living with you
is like being stuck
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inside an episode of "I Love Lucy."
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Well, yeah, 'cause I'm the kooky redhead
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everyone loves, and you're
the guy who overreacts
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to every little thing I do.
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You're comparing me to Ricky?
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Oh, I'll take that as a compliment.
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He was always my favorite.
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That's 'cause you had a crush on him.
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I mean, sure, he's the origin story
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of my love of men with black
hair and a high-waisted pant.
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But, my favorite,
because Desi was just as much
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of a genius as Lucy was,
except that everything he did,
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he did to make her shine.
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Anyway, it's not a perfect analogy.
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I mean, we're not married. I'm not Cuban.
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There's no Fred and Ethel popping in.
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Hey, neighbors.
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Oh, look, Jackie.
Will finally gave Grace a bath.
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Wait, does this mean
you're not making us breakfast,
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because that's kind of
the only reason we're here.
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Sorry, Fred and Ethel.
Kitchen's kind of closed.
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I knew the health department
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would shut this place down eventually.
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Fred and Ethel?
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We were having a whole
"I Love Lucy" discussion.
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Will is obviously a Ricky.
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Oh, Will is totally a Ricky.
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And I think we all know
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who the Lucy is.
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Totally.
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It's me. You?
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That's crazy. I'm Lucy.
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Aye, aye, aye.
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Lucy!
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Is that you, sweetie-pie?
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Oh, gee, I'm glad you're home.
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How about a great big...
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I'll see you later.
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Lucy.
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Come here.
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What's the matter?
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I stopped by the bank
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on the way home and they showed me this:
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your check to the beauty parlor.
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But I write a check to
the beauty parlor every month.
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Yes, I know that,
but they don't always have
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a little note on the back like this one.
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"Dear Teller, be a lamb,
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and don't put this through
till next month."
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That's why they call them "tellers."
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They go around blabbing
everything they know.
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Lucy.
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Do you realize how tough it is
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for a guy to make a buck these days?
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You think that the money grows on trees?
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No.
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Well, we'll see you later. Come on, Fred.
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No, no. No, no.
Come on, come in, sit down.
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No, thanks.
I went to the fights last night.
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Fred, please. Come in, will you?
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Come in, Ethel.
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Fred, tell me something, would you?
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How often is Ethel's
checking account overdrawn?
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Never.
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Never? How do you manage that?
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It's easy.
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I never had enough money at one time
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to open a checking account.
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What?
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She spends money like I was
printing it in the basement.
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"Printing it in the basement."
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Let's face it, Rick.
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When it comes to money,
there are two kinds of people:
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the earners and the spenders,
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or as they are more popularly known,
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husbands and wives.
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Yeah, brother,
if they had to make the dough,
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they would think twice
before spending it that fast.
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Yeah.
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Holding down a job
is a lot more difficult
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than lying around the house all day long.
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Lying around the house?
Is that all you think we do?
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Yeah.
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Well, now, let's face it, Rick.
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Every once in a while,
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they get up and play Canasta.
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What's so tough about earning a living?
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Yeah.
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Have you ever done it?
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No, but I could.
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I'd like to see you try.
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Okay. I will.
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You will?
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Yeah.
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Well, this I gotta see.
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Honey, what is this?
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Okay, Joe.
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I'm ready to rehearse the commercial.
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Stuff any good?
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Well, it ought to be.
It's got everything in it...
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meat, vegetables, minerals, vitamins,
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alcohol 23%.
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Alcohol 23%?
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I'm Ross Elliot, the director.
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- Let's run through it.
- Yes, sir.
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Now, you stand right over here.
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And remember, be bright and vivacious.
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Yes, sir.
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Hello, friends.
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I'm your Vitameatavegamin girl.
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Are you tired, run-down, listless?
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Do you poop out at parties?
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Are you unpopular?
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The answer to all your problems
is in this little bottle.
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- Now, you pick up the bottle.
- Oh.
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Little higher. That's right.
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The answer to all your problems
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is in this little bottle.
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Vitameatavegamin.
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Vitameatavegamin contains vitamins, meat,
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vegetables, and minerals.
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Yes, with Vitameatavegamin,
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you can spoon your way to health.
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All you do is take
a tablespoon after every meal.
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- Now, you take some.
- Oh.
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It's so tasty, too.
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Just like candy.
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No, no, no, no.
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Look, you're supposed to like the stuff.
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You've got to smile and be happy.
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- Now try it again.
- Yes, sir.
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Yes, sir.
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It's so tasty, too.
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Nope, once more.
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It's so tasty, too.
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It's just like candy.
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That's going to be fine. Go ahead.
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Okay.
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So, why don't you join the thousands
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of happy-peppy people,
and get a great big bottle
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of Vitameatavegamin tomorrow.
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That's Vita-meata-vegamin.
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Well, now you've got the feeling.
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Now, I'd like to try it
once more, only this time,
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faster and brighter.
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Faster and brighter. Okay.
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Oh.
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Well, pardon... pardon me.
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From "It's so tasty, too."
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It's so tasty, too. Yes, sir.
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It's so tasty, too.
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Just like candy.
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You know, this stuff tastes pretty good
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once you get used to it.
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Yes, I know,
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but would you go ahead, please?
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It's so tasty, too.
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Oh. Okay.
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It's so tasty, too.
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So...
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So, uh...
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I don't where to start unless
I begin at the beginning.
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All right, start at the beginning.
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Oh, thank you.
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Hello, friends.
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I'm your Vitameatavegamin girl.
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Are you tired, run-down, listless?
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Do you poop out at parties?
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Are you unpopular?
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The answer to all your problems
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is in this bittle lottle...
uh, little bottle.
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Are you feeling all right?
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Oh, I feel fine.
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Would you mind trying it
just once more, please?
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Oh, no, sir.
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It's perfectly all right.
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Now, we're going to time it this time.
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- Are you ready?
- Mm-hmm.
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Go.
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You know, you're awfully nice.
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Thank you. Would you go ahead, please?
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Hmm.
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Well, I'm your Vitaveatavegavac girl!
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Are you tired, run-down, listless?
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Do you pop out at parties?
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Are you unpoopular?
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Well, are you?
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The answer to all your problems
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is in this little old bottle.
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Vitameatavegamin.
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That's it.
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Vitameatavegamin contains
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vitamins, meat,
megetables, and vinnerals.
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You have to take a whole
tablespoon after every meal.
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Look at me.
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I went as Lucy for Halloween last year.
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So did I.
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Grace also attempted
a "Slutty Lucy" in college
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that ended in tears.
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So did I.
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Well, have either of you
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ever fought an Italian woman
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in a giant vat of alcohol?
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Because I have, many times.
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And that's all Lucy ever did!
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That was one episode.
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Yeah?
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Well, that's the only one I ever
saw, and that's all she did.
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- Lucy!
- Is that you, sweetie-pie?
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How's about a great big...
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- I'll see you later.
- Lucy.
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I stopped by the bank
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and they showed me your check
to the beauty parlor.
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"Dear Teller, be a lamb,
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and don't put this through
till next month."
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That's why they call them "tellers."
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They go around blabbing
everything they know.
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Lucy, do you realize how tough it is
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for a guy to make a buck these days?
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You think that money grows on trees?
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- Well, we'll see you later.
- Yeah.
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I went to the fights last night.
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Fred, Fred. Come in, please, will you?
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Tell me something.
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How often is Ethel's
checking account overdrawn?
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- Never.
- Never?
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I never had enough money
to open a checking account.
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There are two kinds of people:
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the earners and the spenders,
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or as they are more popularly known
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as husbands and wives.
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Holding down a job
is a lot more difficult
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than lying around the house all day long.
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Well, every once in a while,
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they get up to play Canasta.
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What's so tough about earning a living?
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Yeah, I could do it.
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I'd like to see you try.
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Okay. I will.
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This, I gotta see.
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Tu!
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No, I'm-a pooped.
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There's no way anyone
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would compare you to Lucy over me.
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You don't even have red hair.
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- Well, in fairness...
- It used to be natural.
269
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Uh, cello?
270
00:13:49,154 --> 00:13:50,756
How can either of you say that
271
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you're more like Lucy than I am?
272
00:13:52,343 --> 00:13:55,387
Always getting into hijinks,
married to a Latin hunk,
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adorable in a polka dot dress
with a capped sleeve.
274
00:13:58,904 --> 00:13:59,894
Oh, great.
275
00:13:59,918 --> 00:14:02,914
Now we have to say
that a boy can be Lucy, too?
276
00:14:03,156 --> 00:14:04,597
What's next? Equal rights?
277
00:14:04,621 --> 00:14:06,541
It's madness!
278
00:14:08,813 --> 00:14:11,246
- Lucy!
- Is that you, sweetie-pie?
279
00:14:11,498 --> 00:14:14,135
Oh, gee, I'm glad you're...
280
00:14:16,399 --> 00:14:19,259
Lucy, I stopped by the bank.
281
00:14:19,282 --> 00:14:20,701
"Dear Teller, be a lamb,
282
00:14:20,724 --> 00:14:22,558
and don't put this through
till next month."
283
00:14:22,581 --> 00:14:25,281
That's why they call them "tellers."
284
00:14:25,304 --> 00:14:27,802
Do you think money grows on trees?
285
00:14:33,121 --> 00:14:34,891
Went to the fights last night.
286
00:14:34,914 --> 00:14:37,539
Fred, come in, please.
287
00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:41,321
How often is Ethel's
checking account overdrawn?
288
00:14:41,354 --> 00:14:42,611
Never.
289
00:14:42,634 --> 00:14:44,181
Holding down a job is difficult.
290
00:14:44,204 --> 00:14:46,455
Canasta.
291
00:14:46,478 --> 00:14:48,569
- Earning a living.
- I could do it.
292
00:14:48,592 --> 00:14:49,627
Ha!
293
00:14:49,650 --> 00:14:51,292
I will.
294
00:14:51,315 --> 00:14:52,637
This, I gotta see.
295
00:14:54,230 --> 00:14:56,225
All right, girls.
296
00:14:56,248 --> 00:14:58,393
Now, listen carefully.
297
00:14:59,483 --> 00:15:01,855
This is the wrapping department.
298
00:15:02,124 --> 00:15:03,069
Yes, ma'am.
299
00:15:03,092 --> 00:15:05,784
Now, the candy will pass by
on this conveyor belt,
300
00:15:05,807 --> 00:15:07,137
and continue on into the next room
301
00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:08,621
where the girls will pack it.
302
00:15:09,260 --> 00:15:11,629
Your job is to take each piece of candy,
303
00:15:11,653 --> 00:15:13,348
wrap it in one of these papers,
304
00:15:13,372 --> 00:15:16,029
and then put it back on the belt.
305
00:15:16,252 --> 00:15:17,637
Do you understand?
306
00:15:17,660 --> 00:15:19,536
- Yes, sir... yes, ma'am.
- Yes, ma'am.
307
00:15:20,864 --> 00:15:22,847
Let it roll!
308
00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:28,048
Let it roll!
309
00:15:28,071 --> 00:15:30,259
Well, wait here.
310
00:15:30,282 --> 00:15:32,298
Somebody's asleep at the switch.
311
00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:35,672
What are you doing up here?
312
00:15:35,695 --> 00:15:37,754
I thought you were downstairs
boxing chocolates.
313
00:15:37,777 --> 00:15:39,847
Oh, they kicked me out of there fast.
314
00:15:39,871 --> 00:15:40,951
Why?
315
00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:43,746
Kept pitching them
to see what kind they were.
316
00:15:43,769 --> 00:15:45,027
All right, girls.
317
00:15:45,050 --> 00:15:47,045
This is your last chance.
318
00:15:47,068 --> 00:15:49,607
If one piece of candy gets past you
319
00:15:49,630 --> 00:15:52,427
and into the packing room
unwrapped, you're fired.
320
00:15:52,450 --> 00:15:53,676
Yes, ma'am.
321
00:15:53,699 --> 00:15:55,822
Let it roll!
322
00:16:12,983 --> 00:16:14,240
Well, this is easier.
323
00:16:14,263 --> 00:16:16,857
Yeah. We can handle this all right.
324
00:16:28,765 --> 00:16:32,511
Listen, Ethel, I think this is, uh...
325
00:16:32,535 --> 00:16:34,968
I think we're fighting a losing game!
326
00:16:47,596 --> 00:16:49,452
Here she comes.
327
00:17:04,666 --> 00:17:05,893
Fine!
328
00:17:05,916 --> 00:17:08,263
You're doing splendidly.
329
00:17:08,286 --> 00:17:10,370
Speed her up a little!
330
00:17:23,039 --> 00:17:24,617
Plus, Lucy was desperate
331
00:17:24,641 --> 00:17:27,019
to get her big break in show biz and...
332
00:17:27,042 --> 00:17:29,263
well, I got mine many years ago
333
00:17:29,286 --> 00:17:31,568
when I got the part of "Terrified Man"
334
00:17:31,591 --> 00:17:33,011
in an episode of "Silk Stockings."
335
00:17:33,034 --> 00:17:35,990
I can relate to her struggle.
336
00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:37,526
There's only one way to solve this.
337
00:17:37,549 --> 00:17:40,249
Agreed, and while I've never wrestled
338
00:17:40,272 --> 00:17:43,774
with a gay man and a pregnant
woman at the same time,
339
00:17:43,797 --> 00:17:45,887
I've always wanted to.
340
00:17:45,910 --> 00:17:48,278
No, I mean, ask Ricky.
341
00:17:49,145 --> 00:17:51,526
Which one of us would you say
342
00:17:51,549 --> 00:17:53,767
is your Lucy?
343
00:17:53,790 --> 00:17:55,048
And keep in mind,
344
00:17:55,071 --> 00:17:57,344
I have pictures of you in shorteralls.
345
00:17:58,755 --> 00:17:59,981
And I have pictures of you
346
00:18:00,004 --> 00:18:02,662
trying to rock a mustache for Movember.
347
00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:05,941
And I stopped caring an hour ago,
348
00:18:05,964 --> 00:18:07,950
but I still wanna know just 'cause.
349
00:18:09,295 --> 00:18:11,834
You're all my Lucy.
350
00:18:11,857 --> 00:18:14,556
Grace and I share a home,
but we sleep in separate beds.
351
00:18:14,579 --> 00:18:16,608
Karen's always up
to something I disapprove of.
352
00:18:16,631 --> 00:18:18,368
Jack spends all my money.
353
00:18:18,391 --> 00:18:19,970
Plus I... I am constantly cleaning up
354
00:18:19,993 --> 00:18:21,283
after all your messes.
355
00:18:21,306 --> 00:18:22,822
No, you're not.
356
00:18:22,845 --> 00:18:25,247
He literally just cleaned up your mess.
357
00:18:25,663 --> 00:18:28,971
From a present I thoughtfully bought.
358
00:18:28,994 --> 00:18:32,143
Which you were too cheap
to hire someone to install.
359
00:18:32,166 --> 00:18:34,065
I was about to say the nice part.
360
00:18:34,088 --> 00:18:36,180
Can I say the nice part, please?
361
00:18:36,203 --> 00:18:38,698
When I was a kid, I wanted to be Ricky.
362
00:18:40,047 --> 00:18:41,998
Because he got to live with Lucy.
363
00:18:42,345 --> 00:18:43,868
This guy is so lucky,
364
00:18:43,891 --> 00:18:45,116
'cause he gets to spend his life
365
00:18:45,139 --> 00:18:46,868
with someone like that.
366
00:18:48,247 --> 00:18:49,665
Well, I got him beat.
367
00:18:49,688 --> 00:18:51,362
'Cause I got three of you in my life.
368
00:18:51,385 --> 00:18:53,076
And even better,
369
00:18:53,948 --> 00:18:55,517
my kid'll have that too.
370
00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:00,322
- Pretty lucky kid.
- Mm.
371
00:19:01,924 --> 00:19:03,748
I wish I was that kid.
372
00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:06,770
But still Lucy.
373
00:19:07,370 --> 00:19:08,971
But also Ricky.
374
00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:13,306
You almost brought a tear
to my eye, you old homo.
375
00:19:14,769 --> 00:19:17,277
I love you, Lucys.
376
00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:19,199
♪ I love Lucy ♪
377
00:19:19,222 --> 00:19:21,313
♪ And she loves me ♪
378
00:19:23,707 --> 00:19:28,168
♪ We're as happy as two can be ♪
379
00:19:28,191 --> 00:19:31,243
♪ Sometimes we quarrel, but then ♪
380
00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:35,921
♪ How we love making up again ♪
381
00:19:35,944 --> 00:19:39,892
♪ Lucy kisses like no one can ♪
382
00:19:39,915 --> 00:19:43,576
♪ She's my missus and I'm her man ♪
383
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:47,164
♪ And life is heaven, you see ♪
384
00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:49,246
♪ 'Cause I love Lucy ♪
385
00:19:49,269 --> 00:19:51,297
♪ Oh, he loves Lucy ♪
386
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:53,090
♪ Yes, he loves Lucy ♪
387
00:19:53,113 --> 00:19:54,916
♪ Yes, he loves Lucy ♪
388
00:19:54,939 --> 00:19:58,439
♪ And Lucy loves me ♪
389
00:19:58,463 --> 00:20:00,395
♪ 'Cause I love Lucy ♪
390
00:20:00,418 --> 00:20:01,868
♪ Yes, I love Lucy ♪
391
00:20:01,891 --> 00:20:04,590
♪ And Lucy ♪
392
00:20:04,614 --> 00:20:08,530
♪ Loves me ♪
393
00:20:20,502 --> 00:20:22,293
Husbands and wives.
394
00:20:34,917 --> 00:20:36,420
I need a nail.
395
00:20:41,098 --> 00:20:43,543
What? She spends money like she...
396
00:20:43,566 --> 00:20:44,908
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