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To be continued.

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To be continued...

To be continued...

To be continued... We have a new program about the Brazilian family and mine is shit.

Did you like it?

Calm down, let's go.

I loved it, I'm not even seeing it.

Look, the director is already calling.

Oh, my God, but if the director is shit, what is the theme of the program?

I have here, double feminine journey, woman divided between home and work.

For the love of God, people, how am I going to talk about this theme?

This is exactly what I'm involved in, this coffee here is gelato.

Guys, let me tell you something that I need to talk about here.

Good morning, we're starting here a new season of Herminia Show.

Everything beautiful, everything new, you know why?

Why?

Because mothers, people, it's a subject that yields.

Mothers have a lot of things installed, a lot of things rooted inside them.

So this program here today is a response from

the Brazilian mother who wants to know what?

Wants to talk.

Wants to talk, but wants to talk without being interrupted.

Otherwise, we're going to fart.

Congratulations, Mrs. Herminia.

You started with the right foot, huh?

The family must be proud.

Boy, speaking of family, I'm looking for my cell phone.

There must be 700 calls not attended.

None, believe me?

If there were 700, I'd be angry.

Now, none, a lot of humiliation, right?

Worse is mine.

Everyone talks bad about everyone.

But at least talk, right, Céci?

Because the family, when they don't unite to talk bad

about their own family, the family is over, right?

It's over.

It's the end of the end.

THE LIFE OF GENPLAYZ This is life, there's chaos, right?

What's that, folks?

The people called my sister to walk attacked?

I'm just asking, Herminia.

The person who must be bad to ask such a thing.

Nothing is bad in my life.

The worst must be from Lucilena, that of the three sisters, she was always the worst.

Lucilena sucks in Nova York, you suck in Niterói.

Who is worse, Isa?

You, accept it.

My life is great.

The children are great, everything is great up there.

That's weird, huh?

Marcelina.

Marcelina?

I ended up with her breed this week and she's fine.

She got a job, she's waking up early.

This time she's even going hunting.

And Juliano too, he graduated, he's looking for a job.

He doesn't do anything, but he's looking.

He's more hygienic, he's organized.

Just seeing.

Juliano is a pig where, guys?

I've always thought he was so clean.

It's just that you have the image of the clean gay.

You know?

The smelly gay, the one who drinks, but Juliano is a pig.

Juliano doesn't represent the gays well.

He burns the gay movies.

I know, it's like the ophthalmologist who smokes, the weightless nutritionist,

right?

I'm sorry, ma'am, we don't understand, right?

Sometimes I think I thank God Juliano is gay.

Thank God Garibora and Brasília have a wife.

Juliano likes men.

Because I'm a woman, I'm a virgin.

It must be hard for a mother to find out that her son is gay.

At first it's hard, then it's wonderful.

I know.

It's good to know.

When João Marcelo leaves the closet, you're used to it.

João Marcelo?

João Marcelo is my son?

João Marcelo isn't gay.

He isn't gay?

He isn't gay, Iza.

He's gay.

He looks like a mute.

My God.

It's me.

Give me a picture, honey.

João Marcelo, you look at him on Instagram.

He's gay all the time.

Do you accept, Iza?

Guys, if he were, I'd accept it.

But he's not gay.

He's only lived in Europe for years.

And Europeans, in general, are more delicate.

Iza, let me tell you something.

Our children are gays.

It's all bullshit, Iza.

It's genetics, Iza.

What genetics?

What genetics?

Who else in the family is gay?

Selena.

Selena?

Selena's always in a relationship.

Look, she's crazy.

What?

A shoe?

A shoe, then.

She's in a relationship because it's a shoe that hasn't disappeared.

It hasn't developed.

Say that in her face.

How are you, Mr. Martin?

She said she was coming.

She just confirmed the date.

She's not coming.

Selena says something every year.

Selena is a liar.

She's a whore.

He's a shoe and a whore.

That's what she is.

Hi, Mrs. Luz.

How are you, Mrs. Luz?

Mrs. Luz pops up.

She's the one who talks nonsense, right?

For God's sake.

Don't ask her any questions.

Because she talks all her life.

She comes back to the incarnation, Iza.

She doesn't come out.

She comes in the same shit.

There she comes.

For God's sake.

I'm not leaving here.

Irmina.

What's up, Mrs. Luz?

What a coincidence.

Bye.

Irmina.

Tell me everything.

Let me go.

I have to go.

Bye.

Traitor.

How are you?

Everything's great.

Did you notice the difference?

Thanks to you.

Why?

I watch all the shows.

I follow all the tips.

Let me tell you.

I'm even dating.

Liar.

A super young guy, but mature, you know?

How old?

Eighty.

But the head is young.

But only the head, right?

When you're eighty years old, from the neck down, it's useless.

Do you know what I love?

Your sense of humor.

But it's not sense of humor, okay?

I'm giving this touch.

I'm telling the truth.

It's sense of humor.

Let it go.

See you soon.

Mrs. Luz, stay with God.

Bye.

What did she buy?

Good morning, Mrs. Irmina.

Good morning.

Mrs. Irmina.

You're so narcissistic.

Mrs. Irmina.

Just a minute, please.

What is it, guys?

I already told you that you can't go up the elevator.

With a bag?

You're crazy.

How is it?

Mrs. Irmina, I'll give you a job to answer you.

You want to give me orders at this hour?

In the middle of hell?

What happened, guys?

Do you believe that the idiot from the syndicate asked me to

go up the elevator from the back because I was with a bag?

I know there is.

But I only hate I went up the one in front.

This man is unbearable.

But it's right.

The person with a bag has to go up from the back.

I'm the worst.

I may be dressed as a gala, but I'll still have to go up from the back.

Me, huh?

Staying at the door like an entity.

Mrs. Irmina, I have a message for you.

What is it?

Important?

Very important.

Is it from the emissary?

It's a message from the emissary, yes.

But in this case, I'm the emissary of the message.

I have the rottenness of my life.

What rottenness, Valdéia?

Family?

Dating?

What?

Rottenness of what rottenness?

No, it's rottenness of the poor.

I went to accept the credit card that the bank gave me.

I'm in debt.

I'm stuck in debt.

In shit.

I need a loan.

Oh, for God's sake.

You think it's a serious thing?

What do I have to do with it?

You have everything to do with it.

You are my patron.

You have to lend me the money.

I'm not going to lend you anything.

You owe me a lot.

What do I owe you?

Me, huh?

You moved to an apartment 20 times bigger and you didn't raise my salary.

In other words, there's a sweep that's coming out of the back for a square meter.

Oh, yeah?

And the square meters that you sweep and throw to the carpet, you don't cut, do you?

I would never do it.

I would never do something like that.

Leave it alone.

Leave it alone.

I wouldn't do it.

Even because the union of the employees wouldn't allow such a thing.

Never.

I would never do it.

Juliano.

Me.

Teach me how to use Facetune.

Oh, guys.

Facetime.

It's Facetune.

Facetime is shit.

Uh-huh.

Give it to me.

Let me see this thing.

Teach me.

Here, look.

How did you do it?

Done.

Wait.

How did you do it?

Mom, ready.

It's working.

Just use it.

I want to learn.

There.

Look, Juliano.

You are not ashamed.

Selfish.

Look at the old people.

The old people.

Attacked.

Attacked, huh?

Look, you can't be a bitch, because I have this cell phone at home.

Hi, grandma!

Hi!

Hi!

Who is the most beautiful thing of grandma?

Jesus!

I miss you so much!

Who is?

Grandma will... Who will spend some days with grandma here in Rio?

Take care of your home!

Grandma will squeeze you, will knead you,

will crush you, will be horrified by grandma.

You will be horrified by grandma.

What?

Good morning.

Marcelina!

What's up?

What are you doing with your clothes?

You don't have a job, do you?

I'm working with Shakespeare, mom.

At the theater.

What?

Here!

Honey!

Grandma will have to turn it off, okay?

Grandma will make a mess of Marcelina, okay?

She'll ruin her race.

She'll make a mess of the dog.

But Grandma loves you, okay?

Okay!

She loves you, your mom, your dad.

Your mom and grandma don't love each other, okay?

Grandma has a bit of her rancor, but Grandma loves you, okay?

Send her a kiss.

Send Grandma a kiss!

Kiss.

What's up with Shakespeare, Marcelina?

Oh, mom.

Get out of the store.

You don't want me to work, do you?

I'll work with what I want, with my dream.

Do you know what my dream is, Marcelina?

It's to hit you in the face.

But I can't, because I'm going to arrest you.

I don't want you at home doing nothing while I'm not in this theater.

Oh, mom.

But for me to pass the tests, I need time to study.

Who do you want to fool, Marcelina?

You don't study.

You never studied, my daughter.

You got a book.

Unlike your brother, who studied, who graduated.

He studied with me, right?

He studied, graduated, and he's unemployed, right?

He's unemployed.

That's another subject I'm going to mess with him another time.

So when you mess with him, when this time comes,

mess with him because of everything at once.

What's that, guys?

What is it, guys?

Is there something I don't know?

Yes, there's something new.

What is it, for God's sake, Marcelina?

Juliano changed teams.

Yeah.

He moved to the other side.

Now he's an emperor.

Now he's an emperor.

What's this about being straight, Juliano?

This is your father's thing.

Dad, it has nothing to do with this, mom.

Since when are you straight, my son?

I'm not straight.

See, Marcelina?

He's not straight.

You're a cheater, my daughter.

I'm Bi.

Enough.

Get out of my kitchen.

What's this?

I'm very fond of this talk.

Girl, can you see?

Me, huh?

Mom, look, I'm great, you know?

I'm super good.

You have nothing to do with this.

And I'm radiant.

Oh, my God.

I'm good.

You're good, huh?

Girl, it's me, huh?

No, it's me.

Open your mouth.

You're good.

You want something to confuse us?

You got a job and you really don't want it?

Asshole.

Get out.

This house is mine.

Who says it's me?

There are no modes.

There's nothing.

There's no limit.

Do you want to know something?

I'm not even there.

As long as I remember what you told me today, I don't give a damn to you.

Until the end of the year.

Oh, mom.

What the hell are you?

What?

Do you want to stop being boring?

No, Mrs. Emília.

I don't want to stop.

I don't want to stop anything.

Marcelina.

Stop.

Juliana.

Stop.

Stop.

Stop.

Stop.

Stop.

Please speak.

Not you.

I just don't understand.

No, but you...

What's that supposed to make you masterful at all?

How can what doesn't make me havel?

Why can't you evenyah tell me?

What is it I should tell you?

To hell with..

Because this love has nothing to do with what is right.

anger over..

...pretty?

Uh, no... Uh, no… Please, don't go.

My son runs after my maid, but we've changed a little bit.

We've moved to my son, he's a bisexual, and my daughter is an actress.

Which is exactly what I'm living at home.

What is she doing?

Is she changing the subject?

For God's sake, there's nothing here for me.

What do you think?

There's nothing here for me.

Oh, guys, the kids are here...

Look, I'll tell you...

Fátima!

Hi!

Hi, Nina!

I'm sure you're here to help me.

I'm fine.

It's a pleasure.

I'm loving your show.

Are you serious?

It's great.

What about you?

I'm having a stomachache, Fátima.

What happened?

Oh, Fátima... I keep thinking, where did I go wrong?

The kids are here, all lost.

No, no... Every mother thinks like that.

When we make a mistake, we try to fix it.

It happens.

Where do you make mistakes, guys?

Tell me one of your mistakes.

Do I make mistakes?

Imagine, guys... A great person, beautiful, great skin, great hair.

You shouldn't even be among us, Fátima.

You should be in the clouds.

It's because you don't live with me.

Look, I have defects, I make mistakes, I get nervous.

Where do you get nervous?

I do.

What are you nervous about?

Fourteen years of the National newspaper, I do.

The person was born and talked serene.

The person exploded a thing and you spoke serene.

The Berlin Wall fell and you gave a serene news.

Oh, keep your mouth out.

No.

I had inside, too.

I look and I see you like this.

You're calm.

I'm medicated.

Three drops of morning, three stars, three nights.

Everyday?

Everyday.

Look, but let's talk about you.

Are you dating?

When will I date, Fátima?

If the kids are old and don't grow up?

Don't grow up.

Don't grow up or don't you want them to grow up?

Have you ever thought about it?

When will I think about it, Fátima?

If the kids are old and don't grow up?

Herminia, it's just you.

I'll do this, I'll put this subject on the show, we'll talk and try to help you, okay?

Oh, Fátima, I hope so.

Thank you.

Are you leaving?

Yes, I'm leaving now.

I'll see if I can show up on your show.

Go, go, we'll talk about this subject, we'll talk, we'll solve it.

Mrs. Zélia, the bell is ringing, did you hear us?

Hi, Zé Zélia.

Go see your aunt, go.

Aunt Zélia!

What's up, Aunt Zélia?

Hi, Herminia!

My dear niece!

How are the kids?

Marcelina wants to be an actress, she's lost, right, Aunt Zélia?

And Juliano?

Juliano is also lost, okay?

He's unemployed, his smoke is bi.

But I'm going to tell this to Carlos Alberto.

If he didn't want to be a father, now he can.

That's right.

Put Carlos Alberto against the wall.

Give him a massage.

Have you taken your medicine?

This one.

It was good for you to say, I was forgetting.

Have you taken it?

I didn't take it.

You did.

Did you take it or didn't you, aunt?

Who do you think is telling the truth?

Look at my face and look at her face.

She has a sclerosis face.

Oh, my God.

Where are you going?

I'm going to the bathroom.

It's there.

It's here, aunt.

Bring us some coffee.

The coffee is here.

How is she, Zezé?

Oh, every day is more forgotten.

Oh, Herminia, I had an idea.

Call Carlos Alberto and put him against the wall.

You already said that, aunt.

So, Herminia, tell me, what's going on?

Well, I came to talk about Marcelina.

What's up?

She smoked and wants to be an actress.

She spends the whole day in my house waiting for a test.

Well, but actresses do tests.

As long as it's not that famous sofa test they say, I don't see any problem.

A sofa test, Alberto?

If Marcelina does a sofa test, she breaks the

sofa, loses the test, and there's no harm.

Let Marcelina follow her path.

Let's do this.

In a while, we'll get back to this subject.

If things haven't gone well, we'll talk to her.

Simple as that.

Look, it's analyzed.

Comprehensive.

Let's do this.

To ease you up a little, do you want to put the two living there at home with me?

At the same time?

I do.

Okay, but wouldn't that be a little hasty?

You gave up fast, didn't you, Casoberto?

Calm down, Herminia, calm down.

I'm going to help you.

I'm going to talk to the two of them.

But what about you?

Talk about yourself.

I talked about myself all the time.

No, no, no, no.

So far, I've only heard you talk about children.

I didn't hear anything about yourself.

I just saw.

I saw that you're very pretty.

You're crazy, Casoberto.

Smelly.

You got all this to see me.

Casoberto, you didn't brush your teeth.

I got ready for life, to see people, to be seen.

Looking for a new love, right?

I'm single.

And what do you have again?

You're a piece of a museum for me already, Casoberto.

I love you like this, very nervous.

You completely lost the notion of ridiculousness, right?

Me, huh?

Living in front of me at this time of the championship.

Are you old already, Casoberto?

I don't know the saying.

The old pot makes good food.

First of all, this is not a saying.

This is music.

Second, you are not an old pot.

You are an explosive pot.

Explosive.

No lid.

No cable.

No nothing.

Letting things in, giving ulcers to people.

That's what you are.

It's good to know that you still love me.

Are you crazy, Casoberto?

Give me the bill, please.

No, don't pay the bill yet.

Stay a little longer.

I'm not going to pay anything.

Who's going to pay is you.

I want to be compensated.

I'm forced to stop you.

All right.

Tasty.

Cut the drink, Casoberto.

You're crazy.

Mom?

What?

Where are those shirts I left out of the closet?

I kept them.

Where?

What?

I threw them out.

I declared a total loss.

They were rotten.

With robbery right in the arm.

Mom, pay attention.

Look.

You don't have the right to enter my room and mess with my things.

What right, Juliano?

What right?

The person who has the right has duties.

This house is mine.

Who rules is me.

The rooms change.

Look.

Leave me alone.

All right?

Leave me alone.

I won't.

I won't.

Stop.

Stop.

Herminia.

Herminia.

Hey.

Don't knock on the door anymore.

What is this?

Is this Marjoana's ass?

There's a bomb to tell you.

Take this.

It's the little pot you gave me the other day with the rest of the poison.

I'm returning it.

Where's the lid of my pot?

I don't know.

I lost it.

Listen to the bomb.

Where's the lid of my pot?

Would you please pay attention to what I'm going to say?

I woke up with a message from Lucelena.

She landed in the United States yesterday.

She's coming soon.

I have nothing to do with that, Iza.

I have nothing to do with that.

My grandson is coming.

You live alone.

You can very well receive Lucelena.

I'm going to sell it right now.

Right now what?

Only you and João Marcelo live.

João Marcelo traveled.

Why can't you receive Lucelena?

Speaking of João Marcelo, you were right.

I put him against the wall.

He took over everything.

He's gay.

Take over what, Iza?

The person to take over has to be denied.

João Marcelo is gay explicitly.

Where's the lid of my pot?

You're back on this subject.

Where's the lid of this shit of this pot?

I don't know.

I lost it.

The shit of the lid.

I don't know.

Go get the lid of my pot.

I'll give you a new pot.

I don't want a new one.

I want this pot that I'm used to.

Bye, guys.

Where are you going?

To the test.

I'm in the last phase.

If I pass, I'm free.

Free of what, Marcelina?

Of you.

You respect me.

Oh, mom.

I'm free of everything.

If I pass, I'll be independent.

I'll leave the house.

Oh, yeah?

Where are you going to live?

By the bridge?

No.

With the theater company.

Where is that?

São Paulo.

Bye.

For love... Marcelina.

Come back here.

Juliana, I'm having a bad time.

Look, guys.

I'm going to have a thing.

Mom!

You're done.

Marcelina's done.

Your dad's done.

Everyone's done.

Be quiet, mom.

Be quiet, asshole.

God.

Iza, don't go in there.

You're sick.

Lucilene is another one.

When you get to the United States, you go there and sit her down.

I don't want her in the house, drinking, smoking, because she's another one.

No limits.

Just go, guys.

Me, huh?

Wait.

Oh, mom.

What a scare you gave me.

Me, huh?

I thought I was going to die.

Look, Juliana.

If I die here, I was going to be fucked.

Good morning.

Oh, doctor.

Thank God you're here.

Look.

The figure here, look.

It fell to the ground.

It fainted out of nowhere.

Don't worry.

We'll find out.

Do you think he's worried about me?

He's not, okay?

Don't talk to him.

If I die, he won't stand up.

Oh, my God.

I can't say anything now.

By the way, you're already pretty good, right?

Look.

I have an interview to do.

I'll be back to pick you up in a bit, okay?

See you.

Make sure you call.

Kisses.

Bye.

Do you have children?

Not yet.

Oh.

Run away while you can, okay?

Because being a baby is a little fun.

Growing up has become hell in our lives.

What do I have here, guys?

Mrs. Herminia, at first you just had an anxiety crisis.

So what, boy?

Mom, anxiety is the same thing.

You don't want to play a game and do a general check-up, do you?

Do you want to?

Oh, give up.

Give me a little jump here.

Oh, why did I invent this shit, guys?

God damn it.

God bless me.

Never again, huh?

Never again.

Ready, Mrs. Herminia?

He's there like this.

Never again, huh?

Never again sit here.

If you sit here sick, it's not sick.

Brazil, guys, nothing like our land.

How delicious.

You know what I was missing the most?

Cachaça, right, Lucielena?

You've always been a cachaça.

No, no.

I'll tell you in Portuguese.

I'm crazy to send someone to shit.

Go to shit, you son of a bitch.

Look how delicious it is to say that, guys.

But it's true, it's the thing that relaxes the human being the most.

A word well given in our language.

It's like that.

This thing of fuck you, son of a bitch.

Americans don't know how to swear.

God bless me.

All I want is stay free.

The best thing is to say this.

Fuck it!

What is it?

Are you crazy?

Oh, huh.

I have a wave.

What wave?

Are you crazy?

Are you crazy?

I'm just trying to be crazy.

That's not why I came to Brazil.

To go crazy.

To go crazy.

Look here.

If you keep acting like this, I'll kill you.

Oh, my.

Trash, trash, trash, trash.

Oh, my.

You're crazy.

Page it.

It's not true.

Ah, if I were you, I would have entered.

Let me tell you something.

Anything that gets this check up.

You can talk to me, okay?

Get the checkup.

There's no one in the family who lends.

I'm the quietest person in the family.

I can imagine.

This stain...

Ouch!

What is it?

I was dying!

Where's my bag?

Calm down, Dona Herminia.

That stain was just a calcification.

A process already scarred.

Normal.

Your lung is great.

Thank you.

Look, when you said that, I saw a tunnel with light at the end.

Next time, I'll go straight to that light and never come back.

My breasts are all...

You'll stay 24 hours with this device that will map your blood pressure.

From time to time, it spits.

You stop whatever you're doing.

Wait for it to hurt the blood pressure.

When it goes down, you stay normal.

So, when I get nervous, I stop and stay intact?

Yes.

Okay.

I'm nervous.

Calm down, Dona Herminia.

I'm intact.

It's on.

It's on.

You want a heart attack?

Come on, aunt, hand me that bag.

Don't, aunt.

Don't hand over that bag.

It's yours.

You, girl.

I'm nervous.

What's that, Captain?

It's my test.

You have to stand still for a minute.

This shit.

You respect my test.

I'm going to hit you.

You want to know?

I give up, you crazy old bitch.

Crazy, crazy?

You want me to shut your mouth?

Wait!

Calm down.

What's that?

Take it off.

Go away!

Stop!

Hold it!

Let me go!

Stop it!

Miss Leninha!

That was a joke!

Miss?

I'm going shopping and on the side of the street the guy wanted to rob me.

I sent him to run away!

I can't believe you reacted to a robbery!

No no!

I reacted to his taunt and wanted to rob me.

Something can help you next time.

What?

I can't keep my arms up because I'm nervous.

Pepper spray!

It leaves the person collapsed for ten minutes unconscious.

See you tomorrow then!

Come on!

It's broken.

Mrs. Emeliana.

You can't go up with purchases in the social elevator.

What service?

Is it broken?

Then you go to the social and he goes on the stairs.

He doesn't go on the stairs.

He goes to the social with me and you shut your mouth.

Look, I'm the one in charge of this building

and you're not going to go up in this elevator.

Girl, for God's sake.

Are you crazy?

It's me.

It's me, huh?

This man is not a cynic, he's not without touch.

He's more exorcist than this man.

Here you go, Mr. Martins.

I can go with this spray and not kill a person on the street.

There's no maturity.

The village is beautiful, huh?

It looks all sweaty.

Here, look.

She's working.

What's so sweaty?

Does it do anything in life?

Offer some water for Mr. Martins.

With gas or without?

With gas, please.

I don't have.

So what did you offer?

Hey guys, offer one thing, have another.

Say it right with Mr. Martins, huh?

It's me, huh?

You don't have any education, do you?

Do you want water with gas or what?

Drink this in your house?

You're making it complicated for us here.

Who's that?

That noise is Pedrinho.

He's already all broken down and whining.

Where's the most beautiful thing of the grandma?

Hi, grandma.

Where's the grandma's little angel?

Come to this grandma.

Come.

Go there, grandma.

Get the ball.

Get the grandma.

No.

Sit, please.

I'll get it.

Come.

Come with the grandma here, okay?

Sit here with the grandma.

Grandma's in the red.

When she's in the red, she's having a heart attack, okay?

Grandma loves you, but she loves the vase too, okay?

And if you break the vase, she'll suddenly explode because she loved the vase more.

Let go of this ball.

Let go.

Wait.

Heart attack.

Come here.

You broke the house, the vase, everything.

You're going to be punished here.

Come on.

Quiet.

Excuse me, dad.

Go now.

Oh, Herminha.

Wow.

I missed you so much.

You're so naughty.

I fought with Iesa.

I'm going to stay here, okay?

It's fucking boring.

Wait, Lucilene.

But it's a quick fight, right?

It's a passing fight.

I have no condition to welcome you here.

Wow.

What an apartment.

You're thin, you have good skin, good hair.

Liar.

What's this?

Crazy cat.

Crazy cat.

Crazy cat.

Crazy cat.

Crazy cat.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

You're so cute.

I didn't know you were here.

I didn't know.

I'm so sorry.

Guys, there's more to do.

Marcelina, help me take this glass.

Have some coffee.

Mom, what a mess.

I don't want to disturb you at all.

If I had known there was this mess here, I would have gone to a hotel.

That's right, aunt.

It's still time.

Don't you want to go, Lucilene?

No way, guys.

Don't you want to stay here with us?

No.

Oh, I'll stay.

Do you want coffee, Lucilene?

Oh, I'd love to.

The coffee is fresh, Brazilian.

From that restaurant.

Come here, Fê.

Oh, me?

Here you go.

Juliana, can I have the requeijão?

Oh, no.

This is light.

Mom, I want normal.

Normal of fat is light, Marcelina.

Give it back.

Oh.

Where do I put it?

Put this on the table for me.

Oh, excuse me then.

Let me take this.

Marcelina, do you have a zinho to give to Titi?

Wow.

No, right, Marcelina?

Oh, no, aunt.

I don't smoke.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

What about you, Juliana?

Do you have a zinho to arrange for Titi?

I don't smoke either, aunt.

It was bad.

Guys, a gay guy, an actress who doesn't smoke.

What country is this, guys?

Brazil.

Wow.

Where are we going to stop?

Oh, uncle Luan is so cheap.

Uncle Luan is so cheap.

I'm going to live in New York with her.

Go already.

I'll go.

Imagine making a piece on Broadway.

Have you thought about it?

Enjoy and take your brother.

Oh, jealousy.

He's jealous of you.

Oh, guys.

Am I going to be jealous of Lúcia at this time of the championship?

Uh-huh.

Me, huh?

There's more to do.

I'm jealous.

I'm jealous of you, grandma.

Okay.

Put Pedrinho for a walk.

And my vitamin?

Ask aunt Lu.

Jealous.

I think there's already space.

Grandma, I want a headband.

How cute.

How much is the headband?

690.

Very expensive.

But it's a thousand pieces.

Let's choose something else.

Grandma doesn't have a brain to assemble this one, okay?

What else do you want?

Let's go to something else.

Here, look.

Here... I want the headband.

I want the little rabbit!

The little rabbit!

He wants the little rabbit!

I want it!

I want it!

How old is this rabbit?

87.

87?

We have the rabbit's toy, the rabbit's pool.

Stay still, there's no rabbit toy, rabbit's pool.

Here, just take the little rabbit, okay?

Grandma will take it to you.

I want the rabbit's pool too!

There's no rabbit's pool, the rabbit is sick!

We have the rabbit's family.

Stay still, you're bothering me.

Do you know if the rabbit wants to count with the family?

Do you know if the rabbit's family wants to count with the rabbit?

Come, grandma, I'll give this to you, the little rabbit.

I want the rabbit pool!

I want the rabbit pool!

The rabbit pool, the rabbit house, the rabbit kitchen,

if you're going to invent this shit, let's go.

Come on, Pedrinho, come on, grandma, never come back to this shit.

Where's the drawing for grandma?

Show it to grandma, show it.

What a beautiful thing.

Let grandma see.

How beautiful!

Who is it?

You.

It's grandma?

I can't believe it, grandma is here, it's beautiful.

It's the artist's vision, right?

It's the artist's vision.

Thinking about this side, it's grandma.

It's too beautiful, give me a kiss here.

Oh, no, guys.

Hi, mom, hi.

Oh, Mr. Donado.

Are you enjoying grandma's house?

What a thing.

Guys, look.

I got to Taimoça, look at the garage.

Beautiful thing, right?

A genius, look.

Look at the sensitivity.

Genius sensitivity.

We didn't have any of that, right?

Maybe you weren't.

I hope you like the work of art he's doing now.

So, it will be in permanent display on the wall of the room.

Look.

Enough, it's over.

Come.

Come here.

You're not going to play anymore, I regret giving this shit.

Come on.

Come here.

Go, go, go.

Let's keep it, stay in the room.

Play to be punished.

Let's go to sleep.

And tomorrow I'll take you to take the plaster.

Oh, my God.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

How beautiful.

Give me a kiss.

How are you?

How are you?

How are you?

Irvinha.

What's this on your face, aunt?

I put on the blush.

Oh, you put on the blush.

Is it beautiful?

It's beautiful, aunt.

Look who came to say goodbye to you, who is already returning to Brasília.

Juliano.

What Juliano, aunt?

Tell her, I'm Pedrinho.

I'm Pedrinho.

It's Pedrinho, your great-grandson.

Give me a kiss.

Give me a kiss, grandson.

He's Pedrinho.

Your eye hair is blue.

Oh, I painted.

Is it beautiful?

No, it's horrible.

It's nothing horrible.

Go over there.

Here, get it for me, Aunt.

He's not fashionable.

He's not fashionable, aunt.

Just like you, this age.

Yeah, just like me and Aunt Lucilene, right?

If I show you this portrait here, do you

remember that me and Aunt Lucilene disturbed you?

Oh, I remember, I remember.

Remember or don't you remember, Aunt Zélia?

Of what?

Promise you won't forget what I'm going to say to you?

I promise.

What is it?

I love you, Titia.

You're so beautiful.

I'll never forget what you said.

See?

Where were you?

Me, huh?

My husband?

Who cares?

I went to see Aunt Célia.

I left Pedrinho at the airport.

I met Garibe.

I did a lot of things.

Garibe, huh?

You went to live in Brasília.

Who would have thought?

And you, Lucilena?

You went to live in New York and left your whole family here in Brazil?

I didn't leave my family, nothing.

And you really supported me at the time.

I supported you, yes.

Because I wanted your room, which was bigger than mine.

Oh, don't say that.

Don't tell me that you didn't do it from the heart.

I did it from the heart, yes, I don't know.

I did it from the heart.

I wanted you to grow, to make wings, and, as

a result, to have your bigger room for me.

Oh, I didn't come from so far away, after so

long, to listen to you say you were jealous of me.

I wasn't jealous of you, no.

I really wasn't.

Envy, is a very strong word.

What we had was an hatred of two sisters that love each other.

I never felt hatred of you.

You did, when I told you about your first boyfriend.

That wasn't hatred.

Oh, Lucelena.

You were such a scumbag that you told me how much you weren't ready for the video.

Guys, stop everything!

Oh, I'm sorry.

And you were responsible for my... Wait, Lucelena!

She's saying stop everything!

Fuck, you escaped!

Say it, Marcelina.

I passed the test.

I'm going to live in São Paulo!

Oh, I can't believe it!

You're right!

We were just talking about it!

About playing in the world, building wings, flying...

Right, Herminia?

Lucelena, don't you want to build a big house and go to hell?

Good luck, Marcelina.

Thanks, aunt.

Marcelina, you're going to live in São Paulo with what money?

With the salary that the company is going to pay, mom.

And where are you going to live?

I'm going to share an apartment with my friends.

Look, Marcelina.

I don't agree with any of this, but I'm not going to argue with you.

You can live in São Paulo.

But don't tell me anything else!

One, two, three, four, five.

Marcelina, what are you going to do?

Are you going to recycle?

Yes, it started.

Look, Marcelina, you're filthy!

Mom, I'm going to buy more there.

I want new underwear, new clothes, everything new.

Modus, huh?

Not in your mom's little house.

No one is obliged to touch you.

Have you thought about how you're going to behave?

You?

No, you can't!

If it's you, you're wrong, my daughter.

Okay?

Take advantage of the fact that you're an

actress and start playing a good, quiet girl.

Otherwise, you'll be thrown out of the house like a big brother.

Mom, what kind of person do you want me to be?

The person I raised, that I taught, that I educated.

You didn't get it, but I taught you.

Mom, the person you raised is this one here in front of you.

Me.

Marcelina, I give up.

I did my part.

Now, turn around.

And see if you come back to visit me, Marcelina.

Because I don't put my feet in São Paulo.

Turning to dust is the most beautiful thing, right, guys?

Too beautiful.

I'm in love with Sampa, guys.

Oh, Sampa.

Sampa.

It's very close to my taste.

It's not like that either, guys.

In Niterói, there's Campo de São Bento, which is the same thing as this one.

Oh, it's the same, mom.

Identical.

Don't overdo it.

Marcelina, when is mom going to see your apartment?

Oh, mom, it's not my apartment, right?

So, mom, can't you visit?

It was better to live with me, because I would let everyone visit you.

Okay, mom, I'll take you there.

But, for God's sake, the apartment is not just mine.

Do you promise you'll behave?

I promise, of course.

Swear?

Mom swears, of course.

Holy shit, Marcelina.

What's this?

An umbrella?

Mom, you swore.

Are you sharing an apartment with who, my daughter?

With Batman?

Hey, hey, hey.

There are people sleeping here.

Oh, it was bad.

It was bad.

This is my mom.

How are you?

Nice to meet you.

I'm going to finish sleeping.

Oh, okay.

You have to tell this boy to finish sleeping and wake up.

Mom, it's a girl.

Oh, I didn't see, guys.

I got confused.

Seriously?

What's this?

A living room?

Yeah.

Oh, but doesn't it have a table, a chair?

An apartment for young people.

That's how it is, right, Juliano?

Of course.

Guys, I just saw Manny House there.

Oh, mom, stop being so implicative.

Guys, I loved that kind of Edward Monge, scissors.

Oh, I'll introduce you later.

Guys.

We passed a repellent here that has dengue there.

I just saw one there.

Here, it's in the direction.

Oh, Ms. Herminia.

Oh, how are you?

Nice to meet you, Rafael.

How are you?

Wait a minute.

I was stung.

What's up, mom?

Are you enjoying the market?

Oh, I'm finding this municipal market a grace.

Look, if you want, I can take you to our house.

It's a super cool old-fashioned fair.

Old-fashioned fair?

For those who are old, it's no fun, Marcelina.

Oh, but there are several types of fairs here.

There are fashion fairs, artisanal, gastronomic, organic.

All that without Niterói.

Oh, of course.

Mom, completely different, you know?

Here in São Paulo, people are much more linked to culture, to art.

Oh, it's just that there's no beach here.

If there was a beach here, this goal would be empty.

Oh, I don't call the beach.

Marcelina, the person who is out of weight, she claims that she doesn't like the beach.

But she lost 10 kilos in half an hour, she's with a lot of weight.

Oh, that's it.

I'm thin and I don't like the beach.

It doesn't work.

Guys, you're against it.

Stop it.

Oh, here's the fair.

It's good for you who have a problem with your gut, Marcelina.

Come on.

Oh, come on.

You don't learn, huh?

Give me half a kilo of this fair for her, because she's in stone.

Oh, that's it.

Look, there are still several places that I want to take you to, okay?

Guys, stop it, huh?

I'm dead tired.

For me, we can go to the hotel.

What?

Aren't you going to see the city?

I'm not going to see anything.

I'm going to see you, my daughter.

And later?

What are we going to do, huh?

What's the night?

There's no night.

What night?

Yeah, there's no night here.

There's no night.

The three quiet inside the hotel room.

Of course not, mom.

I meant that there is no night, because here they say ballad.

Oh, okay.

Besides, there's a wonderful hip-hop one.

I've already put our name.

Lies.

Guys, I didn't come to São Paulo to do a ballad with you, huh?

But we want to do it.

It's at night.

You don't need to go there, no.

Yeah, I didn't even put your name.

Yeah, and I'm going to be alone in the hotel doing what?

Sleeping?

Possible.

What, mom?

Aren't you dead?

I'm dead from the body.

The head is like this.

Be careful.

What have you returned shoes to sleep?

Now, Marcelina... Women, a kilo here, look.

Do not matter.

I'm not alone in the hotel's room.

Fuck you.

Thanks.

Guy.

The bathroom there was rotten.

Oh, she taken turn.

I'll go too.

Wait a minute, guys.

Come on, one red搵, different.

I don't want to be alone, huh?

What's up?

You can go now, Juliano.

Really?

I'm going.

Who are you looking at, Marcellina?

Oh, that lesbian, you're in love!

God, I couldn't stand a man like that, not even dead.

Oh, mom!

Me?

And what's his beard?

A ship?

No, it's a style.

Oh, guys, look at this outfit.

It's like a person's.

He's a rapper.

What rapper?

This people of São Paulo are crazy.

He's not from São Paulo.

Where is he from?

He's from Rio, I know him.

From Rio?

Hey, what are you doing here?

I came to work.

He's a friend of the theater crew, but he's coming back.

Oh, he's coming back.

I liked this boy, huh?

Liked?

You just said his beard is bad.

The beard, Marcellina.

But you take the thing, pass it on his face, scratch his beard, and it's great.

Blurred under this beard, there's a Brad Pitt.

You don't want anything with me, do you?

Look there, look.

Here he doesn't want anything, only if he's crazy, right?

If you have a face like that, you're practically giving him strength.

Get a drink.

Wait, don't leave me alone here, because I get nervous.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

You don't want to clean this bar, do you?

You don't want to pass a brush here, look.

Give me a lemon caipirinha.

Cachado, Marcellina.

Look there, boy.

Excuse me, excuse me.

You saw me too, so I got nervous.

Give me the caipirinha here, look.

Oh, mom, leave me alone.

Marcellina, she's looking at you, look.

I'm trying, brother, I can't.

Send that 100% caipirinha there.

If you try to change it, you can't.

Released, ready.

No, I'm going to stay here.

You're going to stay here, nothing, you're going to take a walk.

Take the opportunity to get someone to see that you're not stupid.

Are you stupid, my dear?

Go, go, go, go.

Just a minute, I'll talk to you.

Mom, huh?

Thanks.

Hi, did you order the caipirinha too?

I ordered.

Look, me and my daughter, we ordered the same drink.

Funny, right?

Funny, right?

It means that we're going to be very close, the three of us.

The three of us?

Yeah.

Health, right?

Health.

Oh, how great.

Guys, I lost my son.

Calm down, calm down, he didn't go to the bathroom, did he?

Oh, he must have.

Help me look for her, I'm nervous.

But is it him or her?

It's her, come here, focus on her.

Come here, give me a kiss here.

Excuse me, I'm going to introduce my daughter, okay?

Okay.

How is she?

She's cute, she's thin, thin.

She's cool, you'll see, she'll love you.

Yeah?

Yeah, for sure.

She loves a stranger like you with that beard and those other rings.

Come here.

Look at her here, look at her here.

Marcelina, my daughter.

Marcelina.

This is Marcelina, my daughter.

This is that guy.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Oh my God.

How are you?

Cute.

Wonderful.

I liked it.

Marcelina.

This is Thales, right?

Hi, how are you?

You're going to fall from there, man.

Soon.

Hi, mom.

I was looking for you.

How are you?

I lost you.

No, I was with Marcelina there.

Marcelina is dating.

I'm in the middle.

Look over there.

What do I mean, leave me be, ok?

What is it, cat?

I really can't handle it, Mrs. Hermínia.

Júlia, you're cross-talking every time I say you

want something and you keep yelling who's Bia.

It's fine, it's fine.

Come here.

Come on.

I think this dress suits me already.

It's not that but your sister just started dating.

Perfect, so let's dance then.

Come on, just go.

I'm already here.

How should I dance?

You're slow.

Look at her, she's already caught it.

In my time it was this one.

Let's go!

Look at Casalberto seeing me here.

He would be very happy.

Come here, come here.

Come here, come here.

Come here, come here.

Are

you not feeling your sugar level?

No, I'm not.

Delicious, guys.

What a delicious place, I loved it.

Stop.

Guys, this is not God's.

Prove it, there's no such thing in Niterói.

Here there's none.

Mine is much better.

It's better than this one.

This one is much better than mine.

Marcelina, where is the guy from the club?

Did you call Bin Laden?

No, mom.

Thales is from Rio.

It won't work.

Where are you from?

Are you from Rio, Marcelina?

Mom, I was from Rio.

I came to São Paulo to live my life.

I won't go back to Rio because of men.

Come back for me, your brother, your aunt.

I won't go back.

My place is here.

Come back for your father.

He doesn't give a shit.

He's been making fun of us all day.

Why did you marry him?

You respect me.

I'm talking to your sister.

Let's stop this.

I'm not going back to Rio.

I won't go back.

I'm sick of it.

Guys...

Your sister is ridiculous.

I came to São Paulo to visit her.

She wants to fight with me.

Call her.

Good afternoon.

Where are you going?

Rio.

In my pants.

Identity, please.

Do you have a suitcase?

Is this one good?

Put it here.

I got scared by the plane.

How can this thing fly?

There's no logic.

Excuse me.

You're sitting at the emergency exit.

I'm sitting here.

Nobody takes me out.

In case the plane needs to make a forced landing, passengers sitting at the exit

should break the compartment, turn the emergency key, and leave the exit.

Where do I sit?

Excuse me.

Would you mind changing seats with that lady who doesn't feel fit?

I'm not fit.

Mom, are you sure?

Thank you.

Can you change seats with him too?

My son Juliana... Mom, you don't have to.

I'm sorry, ma'am, but we have a lot of flights.

But he's not fit either.

The first turbulence he gets, he runs like a gazelle and doesn't save anyone.

Mom!

Excuse me.

Would you mind changing seats?

No.

Sit down.

Shame on you.

I don't want to be ashamed.

This plane is starting to suck.

You have to save the whole plane.

Here we are.

Ready.

Go!

Stop!

Break the leg!

Break the leg!

TRIPLE COUPLE Well, today's program is for you who are at home, having enough

problems, wondering where you are and what you didn't do.

Do you know who is going to answer?

A wonderful psychiatrist, because everyone pretends she is normal but at home she is

always breaking and killing herself.

She kills herself and all her family the paper from the ladder ok we will also talk

to a nun who is here to teach a meditation technique for that moment that every

mother has that the desire to disappear comes here nun marta very good clothes

rolled up tell me one thing nun we who are mothers what can we do to stay zen without

doping without medicine so you look for a place I'm not listening to you beautiful

so you look for a quiet place in your house does not exist the people who are

mothers do not have a quiet place from home only then you don't know what you're

doing there julian I'm going out mom where are you going to leave mom you don't annoy

me because I'm in my people look I went kiss back here oh people look so limit

then completely I take a pill I'm going to sleep today doped I sleep trying to have

general anesthesia people I'm going to sleep I'm going

to dinner with mom Come on, let's do this, let's do this.

Hey!

What?

What is this, guys?

Look at this!

I don't know what the hell... Got it?

Let me just see something here...

Oh, my God!

Jesus!

It hit!

It hit!

It hit the car!

It hit the car!

Oh, my God!

That's what I wanted!

Wow!

Wow!

It's very tasty!

What is this?

What is this?

What do I want?

I want a potranca, because I'm getting close

to the edge, I'm going to be at your height.

I'm passing... What is this?

What is this?

Get out!

What is this?

Juliano, who is this girl?

I don't know, calm down.

Hi, nice to meet you.

Hi!

What is this?

Is it a man?

It's not a man, it's a woman.

I hired her.

Of course you hired her, my son.

A woman of grace doesn't come to have sex with you.

What are you doing in my kitchen?

We just came to eat a snack.

There's no snack, my son.

You hired a prostitute, the snack is her, Juliano.

You're gay, my son.

Snack?

I knew it!

She knew it too!

I didn't know!

Tell him he's gay, my son.

My love, I'm not paid to tell the truth, it's a lie, that thing.

Get out of my kitchen, let's go.

Calm down, calm down.

Calm down, calm down.

It's over.

I don't have any money.

Calm down, calm down.

You're not making any money here, my love.

Go home.

Let her go.

Stop!

You're disturbing her service.

Come on, my daughter.

Go home, my love.

Go, beautiful.

You stay here.

You're disturbing her.

Oh, I'm nervous.

Don't send me that straight thing I have on your face, huh?

You're making me nervous.

Go to your room, my son.

Go.

Mom will heat up something for you.

It's all messed up.

Where's the water?

No.

My son's not here.

Here's the water wire.

Take it.

Thank you.

You think it's right for Juliano to take a woman in to fill my judgement?

Did you want him to take a man?

Of course, because that's what he spends all his life with.

I'm used to it.

Now, as an old woman, I'm having to get used to a new reality.

Let him try new things.

He's going to love them, he's exaggerating.

There's no future in that, Carlos Alberto.

Don't you have a future?

Do you want a child without a future?

I'm a mother.

I feel it.

I don't want it.

I don't want you going out, drinking, smoking, bringing prostitutes from home.

Following your steps.

Emina, can you do me the favor of listening a little?

A little I can, Carlos Alberto.

Let's go.

I've already talked to Juliano.

He's going to live in São Paulo.

What?

Dad rented an apartment for us to share in São Paulo.

I'm going to live with Marcelina.

It's going to be good for us, mom.

It's not going to.

What?

São Paulo has more job opportunities.

Juliano will have more chances.

It's going to be good for them to take on responsibilities.

I'm going to take care of that myself.

Where are you going?

I'm going to the bathroom, mom.

Can I?

Do you think that's right, Carlos Alberto?

For me to stay here without you?

Without a son?

Without anything?

Have you ever thought about me?

Emina, I have the most affection in the world for you.

We had a life together, but now it's time to think about them.

What is it?

Nothing.

It's okay, Carlos Alberto.

Every mother wants her child to have wings, right?

It's true.

It's not true, guys.

We, as mothers, want our children to stay close to us, even if they fight.

But fight close.

That's what I always say.

That's why today we're going to... I'm going to talk to the TV alone.

We're going to be very advanced.

For God's sake, I didn't even know you were here.

Me, huh?

I'm here now, but soon I won't be back.

I wanted to talk about that.

What is it, Valdéia?

Are you going to São Paulo too?

No, no, I'm going to life, okay?

I'm going to take a vacation, I'm going to

play in a bay, I'm going to play in a rock.

By the way, you should do the same thing.

You know?

Get out of that couch, burn some fat, throw yourself in the gym.

I'm going to throw this control here in Ferra Taguela.

That's right.

Me, huh?

Burn fat?

I'm a gym girl.

What kind of clothes is that?

For the gym.

Burn fat.

But you don't want to eat anything?

I'm going to make a little cake.

In 15 minutes it will be ready and you can take it to eat on the mat.

It's possible.

You'll see.

For the gym, it's easy.

Lose weight, get young.

But like that, out of nowhere, what for?

Out of nowhere, Lucelena.

There's going to be a graduation party.

30 years.

Big party.

You'll see a skinny, fat, girl.

A 30-year-old show host's party?

Yeah.

It's awesome.

Take it.

What do I take?

What do I take?

You have to take IESA.

No, no.

Don't take IESA.

Take me.

No, what?

Take me?

No.

There's no need for IESA.

What do you need IESA for, people?

IESA is fucking boring.

Well, this is our gym room.

Super important for third parties.

Don't come with this.

Not for your third party, okay?

I'm a second age.

Let's start by rubbing your buttocks to strengthen the buttocks.

Forget about the buttocks, okay?

I'm just to strengthen the buttocks.

First of all, she has to have the buttocks.

I don't even have a weak buttock to be strengthened.

Look, we can massage the leg, then.

Let's go there.

Let's go there.

Arm.

We have aqua bike plus class, for example.

Okay.

It's wonderful.

Oh, I want it.

It stimulates cardio-respiratory training.

Uh-huh.

I want it.

Helps with muscle density.

Oh, that's what I want, huh?

Let's go?

Let's go.

Look how cool.

Let's go, guys.

Let's go.

In the best condition.

Let's go.

Do you like spinning?

I love it.

I love it.

And dance?

I like to dance, huh?

I like to dance.

Well, it stimulates the body consciousness.

I don't need to be conscious at all.

Helps with sensuality.

Oh, I need it.

Is it here?

It's here.

Let me see.

But I can't do this one, kid.

I'll unstick the femur here.

I'll stop at CTI.

Now I'm going.

Let's try another one.

And here we have yoga.

Oh, okay.

Yoga.

I know.

Now, this girl here has no bones, right?

This is not a human being.

This is a mollusk.

There are several mollusks.

Okay?

Let's go.

Home.

Don't give it to me.

Oh, you're back from the gym?

What about the young skinny project?

I locked it.

I'm going to do nothing, nothing.

I'm going to go home.

Take care of this cake there.

Let's go.

No, there's only this one.

What is it?

Give me the last one.

It's the last one.

Give me a piece.

What did you do?

Lucelena.

I bought the ingredients.

What did you do?

Give me a piece.

Okay, okay.

Eat.

Eat everything alone.

I'm going to stay here.

Slim, dry, thin.

Just watching you gain weight.

My love, you can stay right here so you don't get thin.

You're a big girl, Lucelena.

Your bone is big.

Your skeleton is big.

My bone is normal.

Yeah, you're capable of dying, burying yourself so you look like a dinosaur.

Oh, and you think it's minimal.

If I'm huge, you are too.

It's the same DNA.

What's that?

Your jaw, for example.

It's a predator.

You look like a Rex Tyrannosaurus.

You open everything like that, you're able to puncture a penis in one bite.

Give it to me.

Let's share.

No, no, no.

No, it has to be divided.

Sincerely.

Sincerely.

Wait a minute.

Each one takes a piece.

Okay.

Now, tell me something.

How do you pretend to be thin for the party?

Sit down.

I'm going to toss you in a little bit so you have a big bone and explode.

What's that letter, Lucelena?

Just one for me.

Hmm.

Huh?

It says here that you're fat.

What is this?

Give me what I'm going to throw at you.

Huh?

It came out that you're a fake.

I'm a fake?

I'll tell you.

No.

It came out that you're going to come back for the next week.

I'm wrong.

It came out...

You guys are decadent.

Canapes are something to belittle.

You eating canapes, beating plates.

It's like having a knee-jerk, right?

Look, guys.

A woman like this doesn't eat chicken thighs, for sure.

No carbs.

Life is really unfair, right?

Look out for the When a woman like her sits in a party and we don't fix anything.

Guys...

This man is charming, coming in my direction.

It's César, the don of the show, calm down.

Ouch, I hit myself.

My love, how are you?

How are you?

All right?

And who are they?

No idea, no idea.

Here, how is the new season of the show?

Are we going to rock?

Of course.

Let's talk about this later, calmly.

César.

Ah, Cecília.

And our show, let's rock.

Let's?

Can I steal you a minute?

Let me introduce you.

This is Cecília, our new hired.

How are you?

And Herminia, you already know her.

She's already old at home.

Old at home?

I'm old at home?

And you're the one who's old at home.

I'm in the show, the TV is still black and white.

All right, nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

I'm going to steal César for a minute.

Okay.

All right?

All right, all right.

Excuse me.

Old at home.

Are you crazy?

Herminia, did you find out who she is?

She's a whore.

Really?

Exactly.

Before she was.

It's an honest profession.

This is the free Sonsa.

She's after men to be able to get things.

What is Zobé doing here in my work environment, guys?

Herminia, I don't think he came after you, huh?

Excuse me.

You're not ashamed, are you, Zobé?

You only hang out with interested women.

Herminia, dear, I spent years hanging out with you.

Stop being jealous.

I'm not jealous.

I'm a whore in my pants.

You're disauthorizing me in front of the kids.

Hi, honey.

How are you?

Thank you.

I'm glad you found your ex.

My ex?

My ex is you, honey.

In half an hour.

Okay?

I'm the mother of his children.

Hi, Iza.

Do you want to get out of my way?

I'm hanging out with a guy here.

Are you burning my movie here by my side?

Are you crazy?

I'm also hanging out with a guy.

And he just found out he's here.

I can't believe you're hanging out with the same guy as me.

It's impossible.

First, I'm not hanging out with him.

He's hanging out with me.

Second, we're very different types, you see?

The man who wants me doesn't even look at you.

The man who wants you, my love.

I love you.

I'm the one who doesn't look at you, okay?

Because he's definitely a bad man.

Now, get out of here, please.

Just show me if you tell me who you are to know if he's really as superior as I am.

Mine is with a whiskey glass, moving like this.

Look at his agility.

Guys, are you crazy about that finger?

Oh, guys.

But he's hanging out with me, too.

But I don't believe it.

These men, I'm going to tell you something.

That's why I'm giving up on them, you see?

Let's make a deal.

Whoever gets it, gets it.

As husband and wife, it has to be forever.

I think divorce is a horrible thing.

Poor thing.

If you hadn't let Carlos Alberto want, you wouldn't be here with him now.

Thanks for the divorce, my dear.

Wait.

Who said you let me want?

I let you want.

What?

I let you want, Carlos Alberto?

I let you want.

I met Soraya.

Carlos Alberto, I was helpless inside the house to see if you would let me want,

because I myself felt like letting you want to leave, and I had no courage.

And I realized that you didn't have the courage to let

me want, and I found someone else to solve the situation.

You cheated on me, Carlos Alberto.

No, no, no, I would never do that, Herminia.

I broke up with you and then I got another one.

Half an hour later, but it was.

Look...

Oh...

I'll be with you soon, okay?

Give me half an hour.

Give me this glass here, look.

Shit.

Let's go, guys.

I'm sick of this party.

Give me this shit here.

Titi, good morning.

Good morning.

I was hoping you'd get a man for me at that party.

Oh, yes.

For God's sake.

An old woman like that, a bright one, has been

through so much in life, and now she's after a man?

Since when is she a bright woman?

She's such a slut.

Exactly, Herminia.

I'm not bright, okay?

I'm in the dark, I'm in the dark, I'm lost.

You're really lost.

Guys, you know what?

I keep seeing people decadent sitting here.

Do you know what I think?

Shit.

For God's sake.

When I was a kid, I wanted to be an astronaut,

discover new planets, and now I'm after a man.

That should be my intuition, you see?

Because to find a man who's worth it, I have to go there myself.

Because there's no one here on Earth.

Because I found one, and you went there, and you pierced my jealous eye.

Who do you want to fool, Lucilene?

What do you mean?

You're a slut, confess.

I'm a slut?

It's in the family DNA, Lucilene.

There's no scapegoat.

It's in the family DNA, Lucilene.

In her case, the agent is with João Marcelo.

In my case, he's with Juliano.

In your case, he's with you.

What the hell?

I don't want to talk about it, okay?

Get it together with you, Lucilene.

Accept it.

I don't want to talk about it.

Okay, I'm going home.

Lucilene, sit down.

You're all pissed.

Sit down.

Lucilene, the whole family has an allergy.

We don't have one yet.

It can only be you.

Okay, do you want to know the truth?

We'll tell you.

Do you know Gisele?

Sure.

So, me...

and Aunt Gisele's house.

GISELE'S HOUSE I'll never forget what you said.

What a

beautiful place!

Beautiful.

Uncle Tito loved the sea.

He always wanted to see the ashes thrown at him.

Oh, Aunty.

I miss you so much.

First, Dad, then Mom, and now you.

Let's keep going.

I don't know if I'm going to want to be cremated.

To end up in this little room.

Yeah, but it's good to decide, okay?

Because you're going to be the next one.

So, are you throwing a plague, Iesa?

I'm not throwing a plague, Lucelena.

It's a natural order.

First it's you, then it's me, then Iesa.

And I'm going to be left here alone.

Do you want to change us?

Are you going, Lucelena?

I'm going last?

I'm staying here alone for good.

Look, I'm just not answering you about Aunt Zélia.

Aunt Zélia is helping even after she died.

Come on, let's end this right away.

If we end up getting caught here, the three of us will

end up in the water together with Aunt Zélia's sisters.

Until one day, aunt.

Rest.

Wow, here at the airport, every man passes by.

Child, Lucelena, for God's sake.

Next time I come, I'm going to stay for two months.

Two months?

And by chance, two months is a lot here in Brazil, right?

In my house, it's a lot, right?

In Brazil, I don't know.

But at home, I don't know if I can stand you, Lucelena.

Oh, I'm going to tell you, huh?

You say everything, huh, Hermine?

I bet you're already missing me, you know?

I miss you because you're here at the airport.

If you give up, I don't even look at your face.

But despite everything, next time you could visit me in New York, huh?

You thought, what the hell?

Have you ever thought that I and Iesa are stuck in the plane for nine hours?

We kill each other.

The first thing that irritates me is that I hit her in that private, I give her a

discharge and she disintegrates in the air.

And I push you through the discharge and you disintegrate with me.

Ah, Lucelena.

Hey, Lucelena.

Hey, Lucelena.

Iesa?

I missed you so much.

I wish I could leave you alone.

Bia, Bia.

Do you know who's on my phone?

I want to know if the kids called.

No.

Sorry, Mrs. Hermine, but no one called.

The show is about to start.

Let's go?

Oh, guys.

Look, I wanted to start the show by saying that I miss my kids a lot.

So today's show is for you.

Today's show is about missing them.

It's quite sad, still throughout the shooting.

And it seems there's so much time between you and I, so, wha-a, wha-a-ha,

wha-a-a, wha-a-a, whvaa-a, wha-a-a, wha-a-a, notice there.

The store is in bad shape with me Hi, Mrs.

Lourdes.

How are you?

I called to talk to you.

Oh, girl, I'm very busy now.

Wait a minute, but tell me how is your life?

How is your boyfriend?

Oh, I'm not with him anymore.

What happened, Mrs. Lourdes?

He died, I don't even tell you.

What is it, guys?

How is it?

Tell me, tell me everything, don't be silly.

Oh, it's very difficult for me to tell you.

Now, shorten the story a little bit.

No, wait, don't shorten anything.

Tell me here, I'm out of time, let's go.

But I'm not, okay?

I have to go.

So, I'll call you tomorrow.

Better saying, as soon as I can, I'll call you, okay?

I need to hang up, bye.

Hello?

Casal Perto?

Hi, Herminia, how are you?

All right, and where are you?

Coming back from work.

Did something happen?

No, nothing.

Do you need anything, Herminia?

No, Casal Perto, I don't need anything.

Then why are you calling me?

You miss me, don't you?

I miss sending you shit, Casal Perto.

But if you do nothing to justify it, then it's free, right?

Hey, if you have nothing to do, go on a diet.

Oh, go paint this gray hair, Casal Perto.

Cecília loves it.

Go to hell, Casal Perto.

I loved it.

Call Marcelina.

I love her.

Hey, there's a phone vibrating here, people.

Oh, my God, help me here, Leo, please.

Dude, no, no, no, let it ring.

Nobody's going to understand anything now, people.

It hurt, I'm sorry.

Sorry, it's crazy here today.

Imagine that.

Juliano, as I was telling you, you were excellent in your selection process.

Sorry.

As you wish.

Oh, sorry.

I turned it off.

Your selection process was wonderful.

Excellent.

That's good.

It was very...

Oh, guys.

Sorry.

Don't worry.

Oh, my God.

My mom found out about WhatsApp.

Sorry.

You start on Monday.

Congratulations.

Welcome to the office.

Thank you.

That's good.

Thank you.

Oops.

Now.

Excuse me.

Sure.

Feel free.

Dr. Gilmar?

How are you?

Everything's perfect.

Hi, son.

How are you?

Mom?

Sit down.

I have news for you.

Don't tell me you're going to tell mom.

She dies and doesn't listen to the news.

It starts with the news.

Your son has just been hired to work at the best law firm in São Paulo.

I'm very happy.

Oh, my son.

Thank God, Juliano.

Thank you.

Thank you, sir.

That's what you needed, my son.

I love you.

Marcelina's play is premiering.

You're coming to celebrate, aren't you?

Of course I'm going, Juliano.

I miss you so much.

Excuse me, dear.

Thank you.

I'm nervous.

I'm nervous because I'm going to São Paulo to see my daughter at the theater.

She's an actress.

What do you do for a living?

I'm a dermatologist.

Oh, really?

Wonderful.

What's your name?

Thales.

Oh, really?

Wonderful.

I'd love to see my son with a guy like you.

But he's sickening because he wants to be straight.

I think if he sees you, he'll go back in time.

Oh, my God.

My daughter's play is premiering at the theater today.

I'm late.

Run with this car.

All right.

All right, lady.

Oh, my God.

Brake.

Wait, boy.

Look.

Dad.

Dad.

Dad's here.

Am I late?

No, no.

It hasn't even started yet.

Sit here.

Come here, guys.

Mom, isn't she coming?

She should be here by now, right?

Look at the time.

Accelerate with this car.

But accelerate or brake?

Accelerate more.

I'm accelerating a lot.

Oh, my God.

Brake.

Pedal or brake?

Accelerate or brake?

Brake and accelerate.

Let's go.

Accelerate or brake?

Accelerate and brake.

Oh, my God.

A clean signal.

I think I won't do it.

A clean signal.

Oh, fury, oh, fury, oh!

Wait.

Oh, my God.

For God's sake.

Where is Dona Herminia?

Not this street.

I mean, this street.

Oh, my gosh!

You're going to kill me.

No.

I don't see any residents of Vendee Graces.

Although we're going on a business trip in Rio and playing... Where's Tornado?

She'll come in later, dad.

She's here, guys.

Mom!

She's late!

Quiet, quiet.

Marcelinho should be here by now.

Guys, I'm nervous.

Don't worry, she's having a blast with the actress.

Mom, look at this.

I'm nervous about this thing exploding.

She'll fall like a stick.

She'll fall, stop.

Ouch!

Ouch!

Oh my God, what is this?

What is this?

Oh, guys.

It's just a suspense to value my presence.

You can't be careful at the beginning.

Wait!

If you're a stick, the problem is yours.

Go make a smooth baby.

And get out of here.

This gnome thinks she can beat the biggest pirate of the seven seas.

What gnome is this?

Your hairdresser has no idea.

I'm a fairy, honey.

Look at the lightness of the person.

She has the least patience for complex people.

That's a lie.

But this girl is great.

She's my daughter.

Congratulations.

I'm back.

Shut up!

No!

Wait, let me count.

A, B, C.

Marcelina just put her finger on it.

C, D, E.

It's an S, mom.

I already counted.

Are you sure?

Yes.

Wait, guys.

You're too fast.

S.

I'm done.

I'm done too.

No, I'm not done yet.

Mom, you're stealing.

Marcelina, you respect me.

This boulette here.

Come on, guys.

Let's check it out.

Food with S, guys.

Wait, soup.

Ice cream.

You thought of ice cream, right, Marcelina?

What did you think of?

I didn't think of anything.

You don't let me do it.

Wait, guys.

Animal, toad.

I'm nervous.

Snake.

Toad.

Toad.

Toad is not an animal, mom.

Guys, let's go.

Let's go.

Oh, I'm going to the wall.

I gave it, guys.

Let's go.

I gave it.

I gave it.

I'll count too fast.

Oh, my God.

It's over.

Give me the boulette here.

Give me the boulette here.

No, mom.

Marcelina, I'm an old woman already.

I'm nervous.

I couldn't keep up with you.

Guys, let's go, guys.

Object with I.

Ima.

Ima.

We are human beings.

You can be stuck, you know?

You're crazy.

Mom, you don't exist, mom.

I don't want to play with you anymore.

Enough.

I'm on the fire panel.

I have more to do.

I'm kidding.

Come back when it's over.

I'm not going back.

Next time, choose the funniest game.

Mom, next time is just in a month.

Juliano and I living in São Paulo.

Gariba in Brasília.

That's right.

That's what I wanted to talk to you about.

I'm not here next month either.

I'm going to be in New York.

What?

What?

What are you talking about, mom?

Guys, yeah.

Mom, how so?

Who are you going with?

I'm going alone.

It's me and God.

But why did you solve this, mom?

Hey, guys.

If I'm not on my way to solving your life, you also have to solve mine.

You also have to correct mine.

Oh, what a beauty.

What a beauty.

What a beauty.

Oh, mom.

I loved it, mom.

Oh, I'm nervous because the Central Park is beautiful.

It's beautiful.

It's beautiful.

Oh, you're beautiful.

Oh, I'm nervous because Brota is beautiful.

It's beautiful.

I'm old.

You're going to love it.

Go.

Go.

Go.

Go.

Go.

I'm so nervous.

I'm so nervous.

I'm so nervous.

Here, Mr. Marcos.

Thank you.

You're making me nervous.

Give me my glass.

God, we love you.

I'm nervous.

I'm taking everything.

Mom, mom, get a boyfriend.

I'll get one, Marcelina.

Bye, grandma.

Bye, mom.

I love you.

Don't forget my perfume.

No perfume.

It's full of perfume.

You need to get a boyfriend.

I want you.

I love you.

Kisses, honey.

Kisses.

Bye.

I love you.

Have a nice trip.

Kisses.

Bye.

Have you been to Times Square?

Yeah.

Skabroda is beautiful.

Welcome to the United States.

Next, please.

Next.

Next, yes, ma'am.

No, I'm Herminia.

Next, please.

Ah, over there.

What is the purpose of your visit to the United States?

Ah, all right.

What is the...

What is the purpose of your visit to the United States?

I don't speak English.

I didn't study, but I have the dollar.

It's all here.

I'm sorry.

I don't understand you.

My name is Herminia.

I don't... I have dollar.

Loaded.

I have credit card.

Cartoon credit card.

What is the purpose of your visit to the United States?

It's great.

Vacation.

Ah, vacation.

Holiday.

Free.

Put your hand here.

I forgot your park is beautiful, isn't it?

Come on with this, guys.

It's green here, huh?

Did I pass?

Did I pass?

Welcome to the United States.

I passed, guys!

I got into this shit!

I'm cold!

Yeah!

When I run out, I forget my shoes in the living room Or the wet towel on the sofa

It's Lisbra saying that I deserved to be beaten Can you eat chocolate, mom?

I can.

Who said you can?

I don't have any prohibitions.

What?

So, so... Thank you.

You... Thank you!

Who said you could eat chocolate?

I can't.

No one!

It's you who want me not to eat!

I love you.

Fuck!

I don't have any prohibitions as a doctor!

You're not diabetic, are you?

No, I'm not.

I'm going to tell Tatal that you're eating hidden.

I'm going to suck your face.

I'm going to tell Tatal that you're eating hidden.

Tatal has the husband's shit.

Deliver it, motherfucker!

You're a real woman That complains more, that knows how to love like nobody That is

angry and That is very funny, too That tells me to grow but in the end sees me as

your baby I run out, I forget my shoes in the living room Ou a toalha molhada em

cima do sofá Eles pra veja dizendo Que eu merecia apanhar Mas quase desmaia Quando

imagina que um dia eu vou me mudar Quando o Valdéia se atrasa O Ieza perturba É

sempre um Deus nos acuda Pega pra cá, pai Faz sucesso na TV Ela nasceu pra

brilhar Mas só consegue dormir Depois que me ouve chegar Salve ela Aquele adeus na

janela Pega no pé Mas quem é que não quer seu colinho pra deitar?

Salve ela Aquele adeus na janela Faz drama, é uma atriz Mas só fica feliz

Quando pode me ajudar Salve ela Aquele adeus na janela

Pega no pé Mas quem é que não quer seu colinho pra deitar?

Salve ela Aquele adeus na janela Salve ela Aquele adeus na

janela Pega no pé Mas quem é que não quer seu colinho pra deitar?

Salve ela Aquele adeus na janela Pega no pé

Mas quem é que não quer seu colinho pra deitar?

Salve ela Pega no pé Pega no pé Mas quem é que não quer seu colinho pra deitar?

Salve ela Aquele adeus na janela Pega no pé

Aquele adeus na janela Pega no pé Thank you.