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[game air plays]

[Here comes our cake.

He's coming. It's coming. It's coming.

[Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

I swear, friends, with my own hands.

Everybody be honest. Give your real opinion.

And I helped. We look forward to your comments.

I made it for you, loveofisko.

I helped for you.

- My yellow storm. - How do you like my cake?

I really like it. I like it, but what is this?

It's my first coffee horoscope of you. I took a picture of it.

- I made it by looking at him. What do you think? - She's cute.

It's beautiful, Asli.

- Thank you. Thank you. - Where's Canberk?

Here, look, here, look, Canberk. The dragon.

What the hell is a dragon?

Girl, can't you see? He's shooting.

- Ouch! I'm burned, it's so hot. - It's crazy.

- I'll serve it. - Let me do it.

The best waiter in Turkey is here.

In the future, when I have my own restaurant.

"Buddy, when something comes on the table. he wouldn't spare it, he'd serve it himself."

Won't I be the chef of that restaurant?

- That's why I serve. - I'm the boss. You'll let go.

As a chef, I'll have my share.

- So you're gonna quit. - I'll give you your share.

- I'll get you out of that restaurant. - I'll kick you out, too.

- Give me that. - What are you guys doing?

It will spill on us, on our heads.

Look, I'd tell you something but thank God you're my buddy.

And I would have said something very nice to you but you're lucky you're my buddy, too.

- Kankamal. - Kankamal.

- Kankatsum - Kankarazzi!

Kankili kodel mondom.

Kankilatul kankilatul kankilatul kankilatul kailum!

Buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy.

You're an animal! You're an animal!

Okay, okay, we are convinced.

-You're the biggest bro in the world. Okay. [chuckles] -We are.

[By the way, bro, And thank you very much.

It was really a wonderful boat trip.

What do you mean, you're welcome. it's nothing to do with me.

Our boss is very generous. Thank you.

-He did us a favor. -Thank you.

I swear, when you're an Izmir girl. The sea air is always so good for me.

Were you really from Izmir?

Do I look like I'm from Izmir?

This charm, this aura, this sex appeal, you should've known it as soon as you saw it.

But it's still in the minds if things aren't clear, guys,

you have a document, you're from Izmir.

[man laughs]

-She's crazy, I swear she's crazy. -I'm crazy.

What a laugh we had...

-Should we go in the sea? -Now?

-What will happen? -Let's go in, it'll be a relief.

-I'll tell you something. -Hmm?

-Who gave you this vaccine? -Ya!

Who did it who hurt my love?

This can't be happening.

A vaccination scar, Is that so good for a woman?

Tetanus or tuberculosis? Tetanus or tuberculosis?

Their libido is through the roof!

I swear I'm scared, they don't even have children before marriage...

-Are you upset? -No.

Sometimes I want to get lost in his beard.

What a sweet little thing you are.

-Come on, sea, come on. -Come on.

My girl wants the sea. Come on, come on, come on.

-Come on. -Maybe we'll give him a shot.

[sound of jumping into water]

Come on, the water's beautiful, come on.

Yes, it's cold at first, but then it warms up.

-Now it's lukewarm. -Great.

[Serra, get in!

Friends, we're going to give you we need to say something.

For God's sake, is now the time?

At least let me take off my life vest, What kind of proposal is that?

We fell in love.

My love, everyone knows about him. Say something else.

Not you. Canberk and I fell in love.

-What? -How?

We didn't know how to tell you. And we were afraid of your reaction.

No, that makes sense, doesn't it?

This idea sounds cold to you now but it's gonna get warmer and warmer.

It'll be the last time it'll even be this lukewarm.

[sad music plays]

[ship whistle]

-Where are you going? -[Asli] What's going on?

Look at me, I'm an Izmir girl. Don't make me throw my asphalas.

[Come here. I swear they've gone.

It's one thing for you to get dumped. Mine was too heavy.

No, I mean, I don't want I understand that they're in love.

and if you'll be with us they could have been rewarded.

There is an afterlife.

-Asli. -What?

-I feel terrible. -Me too.

Why did it happen?

[Jabbar-Deeperise plays "We've Been Deceived"]

There is honor in abandonment.

God damn them.

Come on.

Come on, come on, come on.

♪ We've been cheated on, we've been cheated on Love is not like that ♪

♪ What tales, what lullabies they sang On top of the world ♪

♪ We've been cheated on, we've been cheated on Love is not like that ♪

♪ How many generations We melted on these roads ♪

♪ Some of us are crushed to the ground Some of us can barely stand ♪

♪ How many generations We melted on these roads ♪

♪ Some of us are crushed to the ground Some of us can barely stand ♪

♪ We're like birds with broken wings In separate lands ♪

♪ Grant us bliss now ♪ In fever dreams ♪

♪ We're like birds with broken wings In separate lands ♪

♪ Grant us bliss now ♪ In fever dreams ♪

♪ How much they taught us ♪ On lovers ♪

-[man] That's it. -[Asli] Yeah, dude, that's it.

[song ends]

-Are you ready? -[Asli] I'm ready.

Only on the other side of the railing to be a part of this?

No, we'll slip and fall. God forbid.

-Weren't we here to jump? -That's what I'm talking about.

So let's not accidentally fall, let's jump ourselves.

That's right.

-Girl, I'll be very sad if you die. -Won't you die too?

What if one of us survives and one of us doesn't?

Don't say such things.

-Asli. -Hi?

As we suffer this pain together

I realized this.

How should I put it?

-I think I love you. -I love you, too, buddy.

-I don't think you should call him "buddy" anymore. -Why?

-I might need it. -What do you mean?

What if I can't see you I don't like such a friend.

I mean, I love you in a different way, I don't know...

I want to hold you. I want to kiss you.

I want to and I want to.

I think there's a clear attraction between us.

Once in a movie theater and you tried to take my hand

I stopped you, remember?

-Two and a half hours later. -The movie ran long, what can I do?

Even our palms were sweaty, but...

-I liked it very much. -So?

Idiot.

Stupid, stupid.

[Yıldız Tilbe "Çabuk Olalım Aşkım" plays]

♪ Let's hurry, my love ♪

♪ Let's share everything ♪

Can you hear the song?

-Yeah, where he plays, I love it. -♪ I feel like... ♪

[song cuts out]

♪ I dedicate it to you... ♪

♪ Darling, I'm meaningless without you ♪

Are our eyes playing when we tell each other?

-No shit... -♪ Till Armageddon... ♪

[song cuts out]

♪ ...my love... ♪

-♪ I'm yours in every world, my dear ♪ -Ya!

Asli, please don't break eye contact.

I know. It's gonna be sudden. but I mean, I think we could be very happy.

-You think so? -So let me ask you something.

-Stop, ask. -No, I had to kneel.

-Right, stop. -Come.

-Should we both collapse? -No, me... Come on, come on, come on, me...

You can't marry me Do you want to live happily ever after?

Okay, but on one condition.

We'll be happier than them. Promise me.

-Promise. -Then yes.

-Really? -Yes.

Here it is

[song cuts out]

-Then give me your hand. -What do you mean?

-What's this? -The solitaire.

Except there's a solitaire here now, you know, Izmir.

Of course. Of course. Come on, get up. Come on.

What do you say we listen to the song some more?

Why not?

♪ My heart that loves you She's crazy about you, you know ♪

♪ I can't stand you, believe me ♪

♪ I can't be happy without you ♪

♪ My heart that loves you She's crazy about you, you know ♪

♪ I can't stand you, believe me ♪

♪ I can't live without you ♪

[song cuts out]

[instruments play "Let's be quick, my love"]

♪ Let's hurry, my love ♪

Third anniversary of our marriage Happy birthday, sweetheart.

Thank you, darling, thank you.

I got you such a gift...

A gift? I wasn't expecting it.

You know, your latest gift, you wore a bracelet at our wedding.

Quarter gold.

To see this face We must have splurged, sweetheart.

I wonder what you got?

What do you want most?

Vacation?

Ferhat, let's have a vacation. It would do us a lot of good.

-What's the second thing? -Shoes?

-I told you I really liked it, the heels. -Three?

Forget it.

So just think about it.

You know, lately things aren't going so well between us. I mean...

Just a second, remember what you said. Abi.

Here you are, sir, your yogurt.

Here you are, your eggplant, Bon appetit.

I got it, don't worry, go on.

What's going on? I thought you weren't working tonight.

The boss wouldn't let me, sweetheart. Look, he's giving me the stink eye.

Don't lie, don't I know about you?

I'm hoping for a good tip tonight you wanted to work.

Everything for our restaurant, once it's open...

It's always the same.

Look, now think of it this way.

Let's eat somewhere else a lot of expenses. What happened?

The restaurant's cutlery is in the pocket.

-Should I tell you something? -Don't forget your promise.

Because that woman's dessert didn't go away.

Here you are, sir, your dessert.

I'll tell you again, don't worry. Now don't let the customer get angry.

-What were you saying, sweetheart? -Nothing.

Then let's open the present. Let's have a good time.

Is that what you're saying?

-Let's see. -God, what is it?

[Oh!

-You bought a food processor? -You're gonna love it.

The latest system has artificial intelligence in it.

For example, he didn't like your recipe? What does he say?

No one will eat this food.

Of course now he's not saying it the way I'm saying it.

He says it like a robot. No one will eat this food.

No one will eat this food.

Look, think of it this way.

Now if I buy an irrelevant gift a lot of expenses. What happened?

The restaurant has a food processor in its pocket.

Look Ferhat, don't bother me. What kind of gift is that?

The surprises aren't over yet, sweetheart.

Ahmet, where have you been? Look.

-You called a violinist? -Ya...

[kemençe plays moving music]

The violinist wanted a lot of money. But thanks to him, Ahmet from Guduk didn't spare me.

35 Izmir, 53 Rize.

We complement each other everywhere, my love.

I'm taking this cake as a loaner. We're celebrating our anniversary and giving it away.

Here you go.

He he!

You don't like it?

-Go on, play, play! -Asli.

-Asli stop, Asli. -Play, play.

Happy birthday, I'm sorry.

Ahmet, you're going to start with the slows. You're moving right away.

Boss, I'm coming.

-[sad music plays] -Asli! Asli!

Asli, Asli.

Asli, please don't go!

-Asli? Please don't go. -What's going on?

Sis, the gas pedal's broken.

-The car won't go. -Stop.

Stop, brother.

This is so ridiculous.

-Stop. -Okay, sister.

-Okay, what's going on? -In.

-Oh, come in. -Okay.

Look, see, the car's fixed.

Ferhat, I don't recognize you anymore.

I mean, I don't think you and I Didn't we promise we'd be very happy?

Look what we have come to in these three years.

What's wrong with us, we're happy.

If only we had a baby...

I think it's your body

she refuses to even have kids right now.

I'm doing my part, dear.

After all, this is a team effort.

Everybody will step up to the plate.

Under the stone?

I'm to blame for this! I've had enough!

I swear I've had enough of you!

Look at this place. I can't take it off.

I mean, I'm edematous with anger. I'm swollen everywhere.

Is it that easy to take this ring off?

I've never taken it off even once.

Look, even when I was washing my brother-in-law's body. I had this ring on my finger.

I've been looking for the rarest parts of the man I went in with a "har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har har.

But I still don't want to take this ring off I never once thought about it.

I wish he'd come.

Farhad, we've gone from close friendship

don't you think we've moved on to marriage?

I beg your pardon?

It's like this, as if there are other tales of love and we're heroes

I feel like we're pushing each other.

So?

I don't believe that Farhad Like he needs Smurf.

Is that so?

Then I'm sure that Asli he needs a Kerem.

Calm down, we're talking, we can't talk?

To make it easier for my wife in the kitchen I bought a robot.

Look at the way I'm being treated.

What am I saying, what are you saying?

I've already been through because I knew it would pass...

Here is the human being, so there is hope. One still wants to dream.

Come on, get up, let's go home. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Nothing's gonna happen tonight anyway.

-Asli. -Hadi Ferhat.

This evening is neither long nor short, come on.

What's going on, you crazy lunatic?

I'm glad I only bought you a food processor you believed it.

-What? -I tricked you, crazy.

You still don't understand.

What deception?

I can't have gotten only this gift.

What did you buy?

Tell me what you got. Don't drag it out.

-Holiday -Don't lie.

Don't lie.

I never fool you, you're ruining the whole surprise.

-Where then? -I can't let you spoil the surprise.

-Say, where? -No, please don't spoil the surprise.

Look, you're buying this food processor.

You're going home, you're starting to get your shit together, okay?

Then I go to the restaurant. I settle the bill and come back.

You are still calculating.

How unbookish you are! How unbookish you are!

Look at me. Come early and get your reward.

We've been married for three years, we're still getting nuptial beatings.

The best couple...

Come on, Ferhat Abi, do we have to wait for you?

Hold on, kid, I'm busy for two minutes. Then I'll blow your mind.

Couple vacation

[moving music]

[Farhad] My love, I swear I'm looking at this view.

-You look good right away, you know? -[Asli] Where wouldn't I look good?

[That fan, You're like a diva in that outfit.

[But this diva is tired.

[Why, my love, we came like water.

[Exactly, like water. 11 hours on the bus.

-[Asli] Akarsu. -[Farhad] Allah Allah.

[But think of it this way, the restaurant's hood in the pocket.

No, I mean, why did we come to the hotel by boat? I don't understand that.

A little too much for your vision.

-Allah Allah. -Mr. Ferhat and Ms. Asli.

-Yes, it's us. -Hello. -Hello.

Hello, I'm Kamuran, Welcome to our hotel.

-Welcome. -Madam.

I wonder why we came to the hotel by boat, I'm very curious.

Sir, it's like this of course, there is also land transportation to our hotel.

But we'd like to invite our couples

we would like to welcome you in such a special way.

-What program? -Couple program.

Our hotel is a regular guesthouse

as participants in the couple program is divided into two.

-You mean the couples program? -Couple vacation.

Sir, we are here we combine vacation with psychology.

Our relationship guru Mr. Barbaros in just three days under the leadership

I'm gonna ask you two people to come in here as one body

we guarantee you'll get out, sir.

But we can't be one body. At least one and a half.

I got it.

-We're joking. -I didn't laugh.

Ma'am, I mean, we can't just lie here we came to rest.

-You can change our thing, can't you? -It's not possible.

-Who made the reservation online? -Me.

Here it is on the website you know, the one that says accept all cookies.

-Yes. -You approved her, sir.

But when you type cookies or something I thought it was a hotel treat.

No, he has all the conditions that you accept it.

But it's a snack, You've confused the man.

For one thing, he loves salted peanuts.

-I like cashews too. -Sever.

-Yes. -For God's sake.

Give us our money back, Let's go to another hotel, come on.

No, I'm afraid not, ma'am.

The cookies you accept include he was there, too.

What a snack! If you don't return it, don't return it!

We'll go after his money we are not human beings.

We will leave if necessary. Pasha pasha we'll vacation in another hotel.

-This isn't you, Farhad. -Yes.

-Please sign us in. -Do it.

Okay, your registration is complete.

Yes, your registration

-Welcome back. -Welcome.

It says cookie cookie, not even a yellow chickpea.

[Canberk and Serra's voices]

-[plays suspense music] -[surprised] Ah!

-[Serra] Merci. -[Ferhat] Come here.

[Thank you.

[Ah!

-See, what a coincidence. -Yes.

-How long time no see... -Three years and three months.

You responded very quickly.

My love, that's what I remember.

Three years and three months.

We got married in the meantime, we even had a child.

-God forgive me, how old is he? -Three.

-Three? -Three.

[suspense music plays]

And I understand you're married. Congratulations.

Of course we're married, would this guy run away?

Will this woman run away?

-I won't run away. -Where would he run to?

-Where to? -From zero to a hundred in seven hours.

-You're very sweet, congratulations. -You too.

-Thank you. -Thank you.

Are you on vacation?

Yes, it's a bipolar vacation.

I mean, our relationship is great. I mean, why can't it be more wonderful, right?

-Isn't it? Yes. -Yeah. -It is.

What about you, are you on vacation too?

I don't have one. I'm a member of this hotel chain I'm a quality control manager...

I came to inspect.

You had a dream, you wanted to open a restaurant, did you open a restaurant?

Of course he did, of course he did.

Of course I did, I did. Yes, I did.

In fact, I'm the chief. Yes, chief.

-Masterchef. -Super.

Female Somer.

[suspense music plays]

What have you been up to?

I opened a boutique in Nişantaşı.

It's going very well, mashallah. I'm running boutique, house, kids.

-It is difficult. -Difficult, but very enjoyable.

Actually, we wanted to bring the child. this hotel does not accept children.

So we had to leave him with his grandmother.

But let me tell you something.

I mean, the most beautiful thing in the world, you know what?

I put her first cut hair in my necklace.

I always carry it with me, I mean, I'm that crazy.

-Shall we wish you well too? -Why?

Pregnancy

Isn't she? She's gonna be the most beautiful mom in the world.

Look, I'm gonna eat this.

-Don't do that. -Is he kicking?

-He kicked it, he's kicking it now. -Don't do that.

I'll tell you one thing.

-It's definitely a girl. -Why?

Here the daughter takes the beauty of the mother,

They say it makes you ugly. It's definitely a girl.

Is that so?

By the way, guys, I have to say.

So we are very ashamed of you.

Yes, it was a shame.

Guys, is that possible?

We've already forgotten everything, the past is over.

It's all behind us now, I remember nothing.

-Do you remember? -No.

-I have amnesia, zero. -Gone!

-It's gone. -Even minus one.

That's all.

-What a laugh! -Yes.

Then we'll go, we'll meet on vacation anyway.

-Yes. -Of course.

[suspense music plays]

You see Serra remembered me?

No.

Can I tell you something?

How many years has it been, for God's sake? Let's break the ice.

It's over and done with, By the way, you're so chic.

-Is this from his boutique? -Yes.

That's great.

What are you guys doing, are you crazy?

-My love, my love. -Go!

Friends, I'd like to offer you can we make a confession?

We have never forgotten what you did to us.

And it looks better on me.

Go.

Made in Izmir. I'm coming, my love.

Well, well, well, the room is beautiful.

I left it here.

Come closer, how did we throw them into the sea?

If you call me Serra again I'll throw you to the sharks.

I mean, I was confused by the tension, I apologize.

And you said it was my restaurant.

And you said I was pregnant.

I didn't want us to be underneath.

It's like we've only seen my ex. We saw yours, too.

Look at me, Farhad.

For me, old is old.

You're the one Have you seen it before?

-No. -Because I just bought it.

I gave the old ones to the neighborhood.

But you have been wearing the same shirt for 15 years.

You're eating 10 days' worth of food.

Nothing gets old for you, but for me...

I'm married, skin to skin, I'm tied to my husband.

So look at me, junk dealer, I'm watching you.

If I see one mistake, I'll break your head.

Okay, what's wrong with me?

By the way, he also had his nose done, did you notice?

-No. -If you only realized.

Already in rhinoplasty it became something like a female circumcision.

-Everyone does it. -That's true.

I'm stiff all over, you know?

-It was a bus, a boat... -Did you get caught?

Yes.

You want to relax?

-Yes. -Shall I loosen you up?

Yes.

[erotic music player]

-Come on. -Come on what?

-You said you'd loosen up. -Lie down, go to sleep. Loosen up.

Why did I buy this, it's so thick?

[Far Eastern melodies playing]

[gong sound]

We're out of our minds.

First of all, all of you and welcome to our farmology program.

-Thank you. -And now...

The famous relationship guru spent years

dedicated to making couples happy,

the adonis of the steppe, Barbaros Shadenfreude!

Sha...

[Far East-inspired music player]

What is this?

Can you believe it?

For years, I've been helping couples it'll do you a lot of good,

I saw them in a completely different way. will send them home to their homes.

I wanted to have a hotel.

But fortunately the owners of this hotel and today,

where Shadenfreude is running the bicultural program I'm practicing to my heart's content.

-[Far Eastern-inspired music player] -First of all, I would like to get to know you.

I'm Ferhunde, hello.

-Hello there. -I'm Fikri.

We've been married 34 years.

-Barbaros Hodja and I met five years ago. -[surprised] Ah!

At the time, Fikri and I there were minor problems.

But thanks to our teacher, thank you very much,

we have no more problems. We have solved them all.

So we opened the doors of our hotel we opened up to him.

-Is the hotel yours? -Yes.

-Good for you. -Despite everything...

To my family who made me what I am today,

I'm so grateful to all of you and you're gonna take me

to Birol, the taxi driver who brought me here. Thank you very much.

Namaste.

May Allah accept it.

-Let's get to know you. -Birol, I'm a taxi driver.

-That's how I met Jessica. -[automatic translation voice]

One day he took a taxi, It was love at first sight.

Love at first sight, right?

[automatic translation sound]

-[speaks Spanish] -[automatic translation] Yes, it was, my love.

[I love taxi drivers. I was shot the moment I saw him.

I have a crush on you.

-[automatic translation] -[speaks Spanish]

[automatic translation] No, I have a crush on you.

-I really fell for you, I fell for you... -[automatic translation] No...

What does she see in him?

He's the expat left-back type.

Yes, our program and the couple who got in at the last minute.

I'd like to invite you here, please.

Hello, good evening.

Good evening everyone, hello.

Allah Allah.

What are you guys doing here?

Didn't you work in this hotel?

Yeah, I told you, I'm not a part of this hotel chain. quality control manager.

Yes.

And this time, this program I thought I'd check it out. So, what is it?

My very dear boss, Do you mind?

-No, dear, welcome. -Thank you.

Our program starts tomorrow morning.

With therapies, activities, competitions we invite you here

we'll send them back as the perfect couple.

-Inshallah, hodja. -And also.

At the end of these two days with the observations I'm going to make

I'll choose the most compatible couple and I have a wonderful surprise for them.

-It's us. -What does it matter?

It matters a lot, it's us.

Take a water snake, your hat.

By the way, I'm very happy about the name of the hat.

Why?

It's the first time he's been this close to a brain.

Here, be proud of your work.

The phone you threw me overboard broke, the key lock doesn't work.

That's good.

-Is this your son? -Yes, that's our boy.

His name is the Throne.

[suspense music]

He's really good.

How old did you say the child was?

-Three. -Mashallah, he's so cute.

-Whose son -Whose son?

-He's so cute. -Whose son is he really?

He's incredibly handsome.

They've got a great kid, that's enough.

-[whistles] -Yeter.

[suspense music plays]

[moving music player]

Help me!

Help me, my heart is squeezing, I'm going to die!

-I'm dying, help me. -Okay, okay.

Stretcher! Please get up.

-I'm not well. -Please get up.

I am not well.

[Asli moans]

-Call the doctor. -Don't worry.

Call the doctor, you're a good girl You look like you look, call the doctor.

Come on, come on, come on. Doctor.

Yes, what is it? They said "urgent", what's the situation?

Your situation seems more urgent. Shall I get up or are you going to bed?

-Patient relatives? -No, the astroturf.

The invisible accident. Yes, what's the emergency? Yes, what is it?

Doctor, I had a DNA test.

-I beg your pardon? -I want a DNA test.

-You came to the emergency room for this? -Doctor, this is also urgent.

Is this child my husband's or not? I need to know right now.

Ma'am, could you please leave?

This is an emergency. How do you keep this place busy?

Look, look, look.

You see that guy?

This guy's head How many times did they hit the goalpost?

Do you know anything about it?

And how many places did this hit me? Do you guys know about this?

Hodja, let's go back to our DNA test.

I mean, how many years have you been a doctor? Don't you know anything about genetics?

-It is. -What?

A boy is like an uncle, a girl is like an aunt.

Look, doctor, this is very serious.

You don't even know who your own child is, you don't know him.

And you call it seriousness.

No, this kid has nothing to do with me.

But my husband she might have a kid with her ex.

-Shall we do something? -What?

-I mean, as an idea... -What?

Not to me. maybe you should ask your husband?

Doctor, please, two words.

Before I called security. Can you please get out of here?

Okay, I'm nervous, at least make a tranquilizer.

I'm not well right now.

-Madam, please! -Give me an IV!

-Please! -No painkillers?

-Security! -Okay.

Okay, I'm leaving.

-God... -One minute, one minute.

-There's no security, is there? -No.

I already knew.

Let me see that. Oh, my God...

[Farhad snores]

[alarm sounds]

[breathing deeply]

Asli, come on, wake up.

Asli, come on.

We'll be late, my love. Allah!

-What's going on here? -Calm down, Mr. Ferhat.

Today is your first day, I wanted to personally wake him up and motivate him.

What's that got to do with it?

Who gave you permission to enter the room?

This was included in the cookies you accepted.

We'll make these cookies what else have we accepted?

-Where's Asli? -She wasn't here when I got here.

When you came?

-Oh, we've been busted! -What the hell is going on here?

-Where have you been? -Is that what this is about, what's going on?

I just wanted to wake you up.

Hodja, could you please step outside?

If you insist...

Teacher, I'm not the only one is not easy.

Is he crazy?

Crazy, crazy, crazy!

Where were you, really?

I went for a walk, I was bored.

That's good, but you've been drained.

I've noticed it too. I've tightened up.

I said something like that inside. but you didn't take it personally...

What did you talk about with the psychologist?

What is he asking, what are the issues?

Would you ever say such a thing? Oh, my God.

So I guess you can't say secretive matters were discussed.

You know, marriage, children, right?

-What's that got to do with it? -Okay, honey, we get it.

-What? -We got it, we got it.

-What? -We understood.

Oh, shit!

-My love, shall we go? -Please.

Go, go, go.

You see, right? They're holding hands like this.

They don't ignite like that.

They have become brother and sister.

Of course, it's over and done with. Anyway, look at me.

No matter what happens between us,

no matter where our marriage goes,

even if we strangle each other

we should be voted the most compatible couple here. All right? Huh? Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

It's late.

-Salamu Alaikum, hodja. -Greetings, hodja.

Hello, welcome, here you are.

-Welcome. -How do we do it now?

Here's what I know.

He's going to bed... Should I go to bed too?

You lie down too, over there.

I'll go to bed, now...

But I mean, like this, this foot of mine doesn't fit.

-Okay, I'll turn on my side. -How?

-This foot... -Put it on my lap.

-I put it on your lap like this... -I gave them both.

-Then it's like this... -We are comfortable like this.

-We are ready, teacher. -Yes.

What are you doing?

You know in movies and TV series that's what happens, they lie down.

No, that's not necessary, you can sit next to each other if you like.

Is that how it works? Okay, well, I'm a crazy sleeper anyway.

-Well, let's start then. -Yes.

Okay, I want to start with this question. How would you describe your relationship?

-Perfect. -Perfect.

What if I ask you to rate each other?

How many points out of 10 would you give?

-10. -100.

10. 110.

-No complaints? -Zero.

Hodja, I think like this, in case I could tell you something.

You know, I look at it like this.

And I see only one thing.

He's a jerk, he's a jerk of a man.

-Dalyan? -Dalyan, dalyanak.

Hodja, I mean, a woman so perfect?

When you become an Izmir woman that's how it is.

Are you from Izmir?

Yes, or else it's secular enough. don't I show up?

No, that's not possible.

So how do you know if the time you spend in your relationship that you're hurting yourself?

Well, sir, I'll answer this question What did the couple before us answer?

I cannot share this with you, of course.

Are they happy, hodja? were they having a good relationship?

Let me put it this way.

I don't know what my clients tell me I can't share anything with anyone else.

Come on, hodja, there is a TV series.

Now, teacher, look, you know, like, what's their skin tone like?

You know, if it's good to look at it like this, you know.

and you don't have to say it with your mouth.

You know, like this...

With a gesture like, you know, if it's bad.

And with something like so you can tell us.

[silence]

In fact, even the current silence for me, it's the answer to a lot of things.

Look, the world is booming.

I think we should leave the others. What's your skin tone?

-Skin? -Yeah, skin to skin?

Ten, hodja, ten, I mean number ten.

Now that we're here, then I'll ask him now.

How's your sex life?

Hodja, you know how in romantic movies, TV series

such a boy and such a girl and accidentally collide...

-You know how books and stuff fall on the floor... -Yes.

And that's how we are in the meantime we accidentally bump into each other at home, that's all.

-What do you mean? -Husband, we're married, we're less sexual.

-Are you asexual? -No, less sexual.

Very little, very little.

Sometimes we forget so much For example, I got undressed last night.

She almost called the police about a pervert.

If we weren't married, I'd be in jail.

I mean, hodja, now a person with what he doesn't see all the time

when you suddenly meet him like this, he gets scared.

Okay, shall we do it like this then? Let's call it a day and call it a day.

And then we will meet you again.

-Come on then... -It happened, teacher.

-By the way, what's our grade, hodja? -Grades?

So how many did we get?

-How long are you waiting? -95.

I'm joking, of course, Mr. Ferhat,

We don't give grades here.

Okay, well, hodja, at least was your previous couple good? Tell me that.

Hodja, look at us and look at them! Hey baby, hey!

Hodja, we have harmony, Harmony, let's go!

[moving music player]

How was it, hodja?

Teacher.

-He liked it very much. -My life.

-Take my phone, my phone. -Okay.

-[message arrives] -[plays suspense music]

What's going on?

[Far East-inspired melody plays]

My teacher asked Ebru Gündeş Do you have "A Little Red, A Little Blue"?

-No. -Why do you ask?

Yes, welcome again, everyone.

The senses, now none of us can be

we don't do justice to our senses.

-We don't see. -We don't see.

-We don't hear. -Right.

-We don't smell, we don't touch. -Right.

And...

Mr. Ferhat

-Sir, sir? -We don't taste it.

-What? -Our partner.

Hodja, is this woman a watermelon? cut it into triangles and taste it?

Sir, by the way. so let each man speak for himself.

My wife and I sometimes spend the night

even up to seven, eight senses I mean, we've been dating.

Don't believe it...

Yes, now look into your partner's eyes I want you to take a look.

-Husband, we're going back? -Yes.

-Look into my eyes. -Come on.

Look into my eyes, my eyes.

Do you remember?

We used to look each other in the eye we'd hear a song.

We'll hear it now, my love.

[silence]

[Ibrahim Tatlıses "Flour Eler on the Roof" plays]

♪ Chubby, chubby tits Cruel oy bride, cruel ♪

-It doesn't work, you hear it. -Well, I don't hear bad things.

Yes, now let's smell each other.

Why are you sniffing my ass, are you a dog?

I'm a dog, but I'm your dog.

[howls]

-Hav! -Hosh!

-Yes, we can talk to each other now. -Okay, teacher.

How are you?

To be chosen as the most compatible couple here Is it so important to you?

Yes, very important.

I know it'll be good for us.

Not necessarily by others do we need validation?

I do, I want to.

With our approval, that's it, let's get some other people's approval.

Why aren't you talking? Mr. Canberk!

Well, hodja, you just look at it, smell it. after saying

I was, of course, speechless.

They are very insincere.

The more they talk like this I want it even more.

Now let's touch each other.

[laughs]

[Ay! I got electrocuted.

-Nothing happened to me. -Normal.

-Bugs here -Where?

Now you've touched me?

We're just joking around.

Okay, you touch me. I'm ready.

-What's going on? -Stay alive.

I want my man to be alive.

-I'm so low right now. -Be that way.

Now let us taste each other.

Now, sir, if you say let's taste

so there you have my first aid I might need it.

Luckily, I know first aid, my love, no problem.

Give me a bottom lip.

So if you can do it justice. Why not this lower lip?

Come closer, girl.

-Ferhat, there's a bug. No, a huge bug. -Don't joke.

We were about to kiss, and for this little bug...

-No, no, you know my phobia. -My love...

-Get over that fear. -Let it go.

-On it -Let go!

-The man fell. -My husband fell, he can't swim.

Somebody jump. She's not you, she's not you!

Not you!

-Take it that way, take it that way. -Hold it, my love.

-As we learned in training. -Boğ...

-He hugs too much. -Calm down.

Girl, stop, I don't know what you're saying. Just stop.

-Throw yourself in there, darling, throw yourself in there. -Calm down.

-If that's how you're going to save him, don't save him! -Okay, darling, you calm down.

She hugged him like an octopus.

Right here, my husband's.

She's very curious about your husband. hug my wife!

-Saving lives! -Calm down.

My friend, stop it, you strangled me.

I've got enough on my plate.

Careful, careful, slowly, slowly. Slowly. Farhad.

Ferhat, wake up, can you hear me?

Get a hold of yourself, Farhad.

Honey, look, we're here.

-What are you doing? -Supplementary respiration.

-Pull the lips, don't drive me crazy! -Are you crazy? You want him dead?

Humanity doesn't work for you either.

You're great, my love, keep it up.

-Leave my husband, don't drive me crazy. -Okay, calm down.

Let me go, brother!

-Calm down, okay, okay. -One second.

[coughs]

[a divine voice]

-What happened to me? -Nothing happened yet.

But it will happen.

You're the first one you've inhaled get rid of that filthy oxygen.

Then I'll take your breath away.

You were great, you were great. Come on, let's go.

-You okay? -It was great, it was great.

I can't get it dry.

What are you looking at? What are you looking at?

Do you like it, in a row with that wife of yours?

Oh, my God! She saved my life.

She's a girl now?

Say "mom, baby, peanut" if you want. No problem.

I almost lost my life, I almost died.

You will die with decency if necessary.

You still won't touch her with your lips!

This is what it means to be a young man.

-I'm going to die? -Of course you will.

And I told you I'm going to organize a spectacular funeral.

It's a full funeral menu, look.

Soup, salad, rice, roasting, tzatziki, halva...

After everyone left the funeral

Ferhat's funeral will say he was collapsing

-It was falling apart? -Yes.

I've always wanted to know I say, for funerals?

-Asli. -What do I say?

What matters not people's suffering,

is to feed those who come to the funeral home.

Exactly. We always feel sad and cry for the dead.

The important thing is that those who come that day are fed.

I'm not coming to the room, I'm gonna relax for a little while.

Sure, take it easy. You just saw your ex.

You're nostalgic. Go to the beach, imagine those lips.

It's a puff of air. If lips were lips.

Better kiss a caterpillar.

[Barbaros meditates] Om...

Teacher.

I'm interrupting your "Om", can I talk to you about something?

-I do yoga. -I'm sorry.

But let's do it together.

It helps you relax.

You have been through a terrible ordeal.

That would be great. How do we do it?

You follow me.

Well, it's like this...

[groans]

Teacher.

Please excuse me.

but my wife is the most harmonious, the couple thing. he cares a lot.

Can't you pull some strings for us?

[Far East-inspired melody plays]

What's the need for such a thing?

Yes.

We have a bit of a bad relationship.

My wife is very obsessed with this issue.

He thinks it would be good for our relationship.

Please, I'm asking you.

Here it is actually

we are interested in psychology we combine fun.

Enjoy yourselves.

The more fun you have even if you don't get an award

you win.

[groans]

It's inside.

Hodja, let me confess something to you.

Asli doesn't know it either, but in fact I brought him to this hotel on purpose.

I thought it would be good for our relationship.

Please lend a hand, please!

What is happening?

Believe me, when you have a good time you won't care about that.

Anyway, by bringing your wife here. you've taken a very important step.

Thank you very much, sir.

Can I go now?

-How, you're relieved, aren't you? -Yes.

I'd like to invite you I can make it a little more comfortable.

Teacher, it's been two You're making me bristle, please.

No, no, you misunderstood me.

[groans]

How?

You're too hard on me.

Whereas

you have no idea what you're missing.

I don't want it to be.

Thank you, sir.

[Barbaros meditates] Om...

Damn your "Om"!

Hi, you seem free, shall I sit down?

If you've come to fight, please don't sit down, I'll never get around to it.

No, no, no. I won't say anything.

I'm sorry, I mean, I overreacted.

After all, you saved my wife's life, so thank you.

It's all right, darling, I mean, anyone would have done the same thing.

Who will do the same?

Give me a name. Do you have their phones?

Wait, don't get carried away, I'm just saying.

Okay.

[suspense music plays]

-Did you miss him? -I miss you very, very much.

But it's a lot of work, he chooses a lot of food.

Now he won't eat tomatoes.

-Ferhat doesn't eat either. -He doesn't eat eggs, for example.

I don't know what to do anymore.

So is Farhad.

Anyway, if you kill the vegetable, you can't feed it. So it's not possible.

Same with Farhad.

Who does he look like? I never understood.

I kind of got it.

-Sir? -Nothing, anyway...

I'll get up. Sorry, like I said.

Ridiculous jealousy, and it's not like it's gonna happen.

It's original.

I envy you too.

[Ah!

Really?

-Why? -Look...

You're so comfortable, so free.

You didn't think it would fit, you're wearing whatever you can get your hands on, it's obvious.

Skin care is a joke.

You don't have nail polish on your fingernails.

But I'm not like that.

I've always been so beautiful, always well-groomed. I feel like I have to be seen.

Good for you.

This is what self-confidence looks like.

When you are born with beauty this is the result.

Whatever.

I got up.

By the way, your circumcision was a success.

-I beg your pardon? -You understand.

Just a little bit at the end.

What's the matter? Why the long face?

I'm not sulking.

I have a very tense and beautiful face.

Look, the golden ratio.

Five in one.

One, two, three, four, five.

Don't you think there's something Isn't that unfair competition?

So in the end Asli's hands are delicious.

I don't get it, my hand has no flavor?

I've yet to taste the flavor of your hand We don't know, my love.

Constant takeaway...

I'm doing it, but are you eating?

Why I'm beating have you ever thought about it?

Canberk I'll hit you with the back of my hand...

Then you'll understand the flavor of my hand.

Look at this. Look at Fikri and Ferhunde.

Like a salt shaker.

You know those tables You know the salt shaker that hugs...

Or that thing on the side of the road... Like this, like this...

What should we cook?

You cook very well. That's why this happened.

Red, red pepper.

-Red. -Pepper.

-Pepper. -Let's put this on.

-Then we'll do the inside and click-click-click. -Okay, okay, just listen to me.

Okay, okay, they're here.

Kitchen! In my philosophy the kitchen is divided into two.

Mut and fak! Mut, happiness in a relationship.

Fak is a factor.

Compliance factor.

So today your hands and with your arms crossed

you will cook as one.

We will do justice to both mut and fak.

Okay, if you're ready, here we go. Let's lock arms.

-So... -Tight, tight.

Yeah, it's beautiful.

And last, two, three, go.

[moving music player]

-Watch your hand. -Okay.

Turn me sideways.

It was going, my finger was going.

That's the place.

Very good, you're the best.

You're the best.

We've made a mess, my love.

I don't think we're going to make it, Should we order a package or something?

-I'm kidding. -Hold the yellow, bring it, bring it like this, bring it.

-You're great! We're doing great. -Yeah, yeah.

[moving music continues]

That girl, I'm so impressed right now, You know what?

No, you're doing fine.

-Come on, come on, close it now. -Drive.

Stroking the fish I'm lifting your spirits.

-Similar morale -Let him come to himself.

Give all your energy.

What are you doing? They'll see.

-Fikri, throw the carrot. -Throw it.

[moving music continues]

Yes, congratulations to all of you.

Indeed. you've done justice to both mut'ut and fak.

But let's see how they taste, shall we?

But yours looks pretty good.

It tastes the same, don't worry.

-Our left makes us crawl. -Our right kills.

-Bravo. -I just have one last touch.

-Really? -Of course.

Just watch.

-It's on, it's on. -It's not working.

It is not working.

Go out, go out!

-Extinguish, extinguish! -Extinguish!

Go out, go out!

Get out!

-Turn off! -Don't hit me.

-Stop hitting me! -Turn off!

[cries]

It went out, are you okay?

How can I be good? How can you put out a human being like that?

But, darling, you see, I tried.

It's scuba diving, you scuba dived me.

-Are you burned? -Not from burning.

Diving!

-Let's go to the doctor. -Let's go, come on, come on.

[moving music player]

Very good, very good.

And we made the fish so good. and now I'd love a cake to go with it.

We did great, just like the old days.

Look at the state.

It's all Barbaros Hodja's work, two ointments and it would have gone away.

You brought me to dinner in this state. Everyone is looking at me.

Well, we're here for a three-day vacation.

Even on a stretcher you'll eat here.

-I mean, I'm sorry. -Sorry. -Sorry.

-What are you doing? -Facial yoga.

Why are you so obsessed?

Come on, you do it. Come on, it feels so good.

-Welcome. -Welcome.

Get well soon, son.

Thanks a lot, Fikri Abi.

We ate the fish you guys made, we loved it.

-Thank you very much. -What are you doing, Aslıcım?

Face yoga, Ferhunde. I have to stretch very well until tonight.

Come on, Fikri Abi, do it together.

[Come on, Fikri.

[moving music player]

Where did you learn to cook this dish?

Abi, I'm a waitress and Asli is the sous chef.

We have been cooking together for years.

Come on, eyes to the right, diagonal, up.

Here we have the idea of opening our own place but it's kismet.

-Good for you. -We have to hurry.

The vehicles will leave but...

Don't worry, Ferhunde, we'll be staples by tonight.

-It's going to burn. -I don't want it to burn any more, it's obvious.

Eyes to the right, down.

Come on, ma'am, let's go.

See you, brother.

-Come quickly. -You heard.

Eyes right, down as you go to make it.

-Okay. -I'm going to fall now.

Come on, let's get up.

Let it down, let it up, come on.

Let's go, I'll eat in the room.

Let me out.

You shouldn't have come in, did you ask me?

Allah Allah.

Ice, anyone? Ice, anyone?

Help me

[Barbaros] From two thousand meters high

specially that I prepared with the herbs I collected

with this tea, all together we're gonna do some therapy.

You will be incredibly relaxed.

You will put your inner energy into it.

Sir, there is something more important.

-Something more important? -Are we ready?

-Asli's work. -So.

What the hell is that? Are you sure it went out?

Hodja, actually this was not there but you forced me to.

I chose this glittering life.

Very good, very good.

And I'm very happy with our concept it's a very appropriate costume.

We can start drinking our tea. Here you are.

Is that so?

Look how dark it is, I drink it open, it's like poison.

Drink the tea and don't complain once.

What don't you like about it?

I don't know, I have gastritis.

It's really beautiful, I'd drink another bowl.

Now we're all together

Let's close our eyes.

Let's start breathing deeply.

Why don't you breathe a little slower? you breathe like a gorilla.

[exotic music player]

Listen to the rhythm.

Hear.

Hear the music.

Feel the notes inside you.

-The left key is inside me. -Very good.

[exotic music player]

[King Sinan plays "Limon Limon"]

♪ Brother-in-law ♪

♪ Two and a half, five, seven and a half, ten ♪

♪ Two and a half, five, seven and a half, ten ♪

♪ They're jet skis, they're alive ♪

♪ They're gamblers, they're gangsters ♪

♪ They're drinkers, they're pavilion people ♪

♪ Brother-in-law ♪

♪ Give me the gazelle, baby, give me ♪

♪ Abo, abo, abo ♪

♪ Yes, Spanish Yes gracias ♪

♪ Yes Mexico Oh my God, sexy beybiley, DJ ♪

♪ Come on, Ahmet Kuyucu Give me the gazelle, baby ♪

[silence]

Look at me.

My baby.

I'll break mountains for you.

But if you look at someone else I'll bury you in that fucking mountain.

[Speaks Spanish]

♪ Sister, lubla, lub lub lub lubla, yes ♪

You see, right? Everyone's finished, we're not.

Why?

Because of the attraction between us, bigger than gravity.

[emotional music plays]

-Asli. -Sir?

I don't want to lose you.

You think I can give you up?

I'm so afraid you'll give up.

No.

It's just sometimes I don't know what to do, I don't know what to ask for.

Do you understand?

And what do I feel? Do you understand?

What?

Come closer.

-I'm close. -Come closer.

[emotional music continues]

Even when I kiss you

I can feel the distance and the hardness.

Me too.

It's like he's not with you I'm making out with a log.

But how good it tastes...

[emotional music continues]

Good morning everyone.

-Good morning. -Good morning.

-Good morning, sir. -Good morning.

How was your night last night?

Teacher, thank you.

We can't look each other in the face we can't even look at it.

And who says we'd be the most compatible couple, Do any of you have it in you?

I picked my favorite couple.

Canberk and Serra.

Stop them, stop them.

It's you, yes.

You see, perfection.

There's nothing to do. What can you do?

So perfection is for us it's like a curse or something.

Yes, all of us together today

that I found based on the family sequence

we're going to recreate the double sequence.

So, hodja?

We've experienced a trauma as a couple. by reenacting it here together.

we'll try to overcome it.

Now who's double traumatized to revitalize it?

Elbow in line, elbow in line.

Okay, here you go.

Sir, before we became a couple. that happened to us when we were close friends

and I'm the one who helped us get married. we'd like to tell you about an incident.

-Of course, go ahead. -Husband.

We were flirting at the time we were having dinner on a boat.

And who should play your dates?

-Canberk. -Serra.

-I don't know anything about acting. -Without us?

I can't! Can you please come here?

Please take it this way, please.

Thank you, thank you very much.

Yeah, what kind of boat was it?

Teacher, it was a beautiful and big boat.

Hodja, Fikri brother can he revive it?

It could be a boat idea. Here you go.

I don't know about riding the boss now...

Sir, then I'll take the captain Let it be Ferhunde Abla.

-Please, Ms. Ferhunde, please. -Captain.

Yes.

And where were you?

Teacher, the four of us were traveling by boat.

If you're moving forward there's an engine, then.

-[Spanish] Ben, can I be a motorcycle? -Jessica can be a motorcycle.

-Husband, it's rude. -Nonsense!

Please, please, the engine.

-Motor. -Yes.

Our beautiful, beautiful boat is beautiful.

Let's get him afloat, captain.

All together!

[animation sounds]

Good. [chuckles]

I'm sick at the thought.

The boat looks very much like the real thing.

I'm living the moment.

I have a pain in my neck.

Very good, let's tell our story.

My teacher is with the boat we moved forward, we moved forward, we moved forward.

Then we entered a cove.

-We anchored in that bay too. -Husband!

Let me be the iron Let's stop this engine.

[sound of hoe swinging]

[animation sounds stop]

Let's continue with our story.

Then the gentleman on the other side made the following suggestion.

Let's go swimming.

Please tell us.

Let's go swimming.

Teacher, since we can't swim well. we put on our life jackets

two close friends before our flirtations

we jumped into the sea and started swimming.

It's like someone pressed me upside the head

into the water.

I swallow a lot of salt water.

Very good, very good.

My teacher told them, "Come, the water is very beautiful, Come on, jump in."

A voice came from them like this.

We fell in love with each other. we didn't know how to say it.

You too!

[clears throat]

We fell in love.

We didn't know how to tell you.

-Good. -Husband.

We have yet to find out if this is a joke or real. trying to understand

and suddenly we're at anchor the boat started moving.

They left us high and dry.

-How so? -That's how.

[choking sounds]

I don't want to be anchored. This boat stays here.

And I'm the boat. I don't want to move.

And I'm giving up the captaincy.

Ah! Ah!

[Speaks Spanish]

[automatic translation] Anyone who doesn't stop the engine is an asshole.

It's a very sad story. It really is.

But doesn't every human make mistakes?

-I mean. -Yani.

It seems a bit exaggerated to me.

Is that so? And in real life Do you know who our dates were?

-Canberk and Serra. -Ah!

Yes, they did. They left us in the middle of the sea.

No...

Really?

-Oops! Disgraceful! -It's unbelievable.

Shame on you. Puh!

-[automatic translation] Spit. -Spanish spit

Throughout my professional life I've never interfered in my work.

But this time I can't take it.

[Ouch!

Get off this boat...

-I said get out. -Get out of here.

[Teacher...

Now please you're welcome to the boat you're entitled to.

Thank you, sir.

[victory music plays]

Yeah, let's get out of here, captain!

I am taking iron.

[anchor pulling sound]

Scaffolding alabanda!

-[Asli] Ya... -[Farhad] How does it work?

Bye-bye.

Are you happy?

Everyone knows what kind of people they are and I'm extremely happy.

If you're happy, I'm happy.

-Limoncellom -What about you?

What are you trying to do?

You embarrassed us there.

My dear justice, even if it's late let's just say he's found his place.

Shame on you, shame on you.

You ruined my career, my boss was there.

And you say we are disgraced and yelling at the same time.

-Come, let's talk inside. -All right.

-You go ahead. -You go ahead.

Of course we will.

Come, darling.

Brother, get out of here for two minutes, we're gonna talk about something.

-But we have work to do. -Come on, get out.

Come on, get out, get out, get out, come on, come on.

Get out, get out, get out. Close the door.

-Come on, speak up. -Come on, speak up.

Since we've been here. we're trying to be sweet.

We take everything in stride but no matter what we do, it doesn't work.

Do all that evil to us

and then with two good deeds everything shut down.

-What a great job! -Shame on you.

We're the ones who are here for each other. we showed how compatible you are.

[voices thinning] Just this act that we're doing...

deserve to be applauded

-What's happening to our voices? -That's what's happening. Leave it now.

Do you have to be like this to do this? you were supposed to behave?

Can I tell you something?

You've always been like this you took care of each other.

We were the first so we liked each other.

Is that how you comfort yourself?

Enough, brother. Enough. We're leaving this program.

And you can do whatever the hell you want.

Wow, what good timing.

The full polygraph stage has arrived and you quit the competition. Mashallah.

What a solid relationship you two have.

Certainly stronger than yours.

Prove it.

My love, let them let me go.

Wait, wait, wait, don't let them go.

They won't let go if they're eating. Let's do it.

Okay, we're not fucking quitting. Here we go.

-We'll meet. -We'll see.

-We'll meet. -We'll see.

Get out, it's like the White Show.

-How are they swollen? -Ya...

♪ It's snowing low down, aren't you cold ♪

♪ Didn't you think this through? ♪

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

It's a lie detector.

Every question I'm going to ask The one who gives a false answer will fall into the water.

First you start with easy questions like this

I'm just trying to make sure let's find out if it's not working.

-Send it, sir. -Here you go.

Your name?

-Asli. -Ferhat.

[moving music player]

Can you do it from the very first question?

Hodja, my name is Farhad Ziya.

Just because we misspoke doesn't mean that's it!

Here the instrument is very sensitive.

What do you do?

-I own a restaurant. -I'm a chef.

-But I mean, just because the shop is rented... -Waiter!

What happened to our squid? We've been waiting for them for two hours.

My shield is very fresh, do you want it?

Where did you first fall for your partner?

Your eyes.

A classic male lie.

When you come here Were you happy in your relationship?

-Yes. -Yes.

I knew it, sir, one on one.

You still love your wife Do you like it?

-Yes. -Yes.

Have you ever cheated on your spouse?

-No. -No.

So how does the program here Do you think it's good for you?

-No. -No.

Hodja, we didn't lie.

-I know, I dropped it. -Why?

I'm offended, brother.

There's not one normal man here.

He's the king, the basil. It smells good, good!

If you were to be born again

would you be with your wife again?

-Yes. -Yes.

Sir, there are other alternatives you have to evaluate, don't you?

God damn you Fikret! Throw me out, throw me out too.

-Who was your first love? -Jessica.

Birol!

Jessica!

Anyway, this kid doesn't have who could be her first love.

Do you like to gossip?

No, no, no.

Teacher, I haven't even answered yet.

It was obvious you were gonna lie.

That's right.

Mine washed ashore, can we call for some help, please?

When your husband's family comes home would you be happy?

-Drop us, hodja. -Drop us, drop us.

Have you ever lied to your spouse?

-No. -No.

Hodja, you haven't asked any questions yet.

That's how big a question

you lied so that he dropped it twice.

Hodja, that's right, that's right.

-That's right, he's right. -So.

Your dick works very well. Congratulations.

Can I ask you a question?

Unfortunately, we do not have such a practice.

Please, sir, just one.

Hodja, we don't mind if he asks.

I am not afraid of his questions.

-Well, suit yourself. -Thank you.

Your child and his father for a long time when he didn't see you?

-What a stupid question. -Really.

No, something like this happened to me. That's why I'm asking.

I don't understand why you have no answer. No answer?

So why can't we answer? Of course not.

-No, God! -They didn't fall.

They are telling the truth.

-Okay. -Why would you ask such a question?

Only I ask the questions here.

What a great contest, huh?

Straightforward questions, honest honest answers.

We're happy!

She's crazy, I swear she's crazy.

I can't stay dry where my wife is wet. I'm coming, wet muffin.

[moving music player]

[Barbaros] Yes, the most harmonious couple. we're just hours away from the election.

The excitement is at its peak.

-Our last game for today... -Sorry, sorry, sir.

She's pregnant. would you mind?

I don't mind anything.

Everybody mind their own business.

I wish you had a job if you could look.

Allah Allah.

If I headbutt a friend am I disqualified?

A light head.

So, now we're going to introduce our first couple to the playground. Here you are.

You should've worn pantyhose, they're too short.

-I wanted us to be harmonious. -We're dying of harmony.

What, we're great.

We're so in sync right now!

-You know what to do. -I know.

Here we go.

[moving music player]

-Husband, foul, foul. -Continue.

-I think it's regular. -Collision, collision. Nizami.

Hodja, in this game of yours Isn't there something like a var system?

Available It is here.

-Continue. -Winning

-We need to win. -Get up, get up, Jessica.

We passed, we passed.

-I knew this was going to happen. -Bravo, teacher. Bravo, bravo, bravo, bravo.

Son, I told you.

You should never have gotten into this ball.

[automatic translation sound]

-[speaks Spanish] -[automatic translation] Rude guy.

I don't know about the others but I'm clearly prettier than this girl.

-You're a baby. -Baby.

-[whistle blows] -Start!

Go ahead, don't take too long.

My love, don't keep in touch.

Don't open it, you're going too fast, come on, Boss, boss, don't do this.

No, you can't pass an old man. Isn't that right?

You know how even we sturdy old people we're giving you a seat on the bus.

I don't get it... Yay!

Hooray! Come on.

We will win.

-We're much better than before. -I'm aware of that.

-Okay. -Come on.

-There are no gaps. -Come on.

-Come on. -My love, my love!

We have this game, we have this game.

Come on, may the best man win.

-The good guy will win anyway. -That's what I'm saying.

-The good guy will win, don't worry. -Here we go.

Girl!

That ball only makes you look weak, good.

Look at me, dry ass, don't move me out of line.

-Don't make me fuck your ball! -No. -No.

-Ladies -What I've suffered from you!

-No, don't. -Don't.

-What are you doing? -No.

Not that much.

-Please! -Madam.

-Keep your ball. -I'll cut your ball.

-Please. -Allah Allah.

[whistle blows]

[exciting music player]

Don't give them credit.

-Come on, my love! -Don't give them credit!

-Go on, my love. -Don't give me that!

-Stop, run... -In.

Come on!

You've advanced, the last straight!

Come on, love, come on, we're winning!

-Winning. -The home stretch, my love.

-We won! -Come on!

We won, that's it!

That's what happened! What happened, what happened?

My love

My love, Asli, my love.

My love! Asli! My love!

-He fainted. -Let's take him to the hospital.

The hospital is close. I take him to the hospital.

No, it's time...

My love, stay with me. My love, please, we're almost there.

Come on, my love, hang in there, my love.

Come on, come on, come on.

Is there no doctor? Help me!

-No doctor? -What's going on?

What is it? What the fuck? What the fuck?

My wife has fainted, intervene.

How can I intervene? Why didn't you bring this out?

In my haste, I didn't think of it, do something, please. Quickly.

Melis, come on, nurses, get her out, Bring him to the room.

-Officers! -Asli

My love, don't worry, we're here, sweetheart.

All right? They're gonna help you now.

Wait, wait, let me go in.

Asli, we're here, we're here. We're here, Asli.

-Are you okay? -I'm fine.

-I'm just tired. -I'm so scared.

I'll eat you up.

Ham!

The doctor is here.

Yes, friends already they've done everything necessary.

And the results of the blood values but it'll be out soon...

What is happening?

It's like this...

You came to the emergency room last night

"I want to take a DNA test." "I want to take a DNA test"?

I mean, Doctor, you must have mistaken him for someone else.

So this is my first time here.

It's him. I swear it's him.

He also... He did it because of that voice, he's back in his seat. I swear you are him.

I don't know.

-What DNA test is this? -Last ma'am...

He came to the emergency room, with two strands of hair in his hand.

After that, he said.

He said, "I want to take a DNA test.

-No. -Allah Allah or something

"I don't want my husband he might have a child."

He's coming to the emergency room to get his DNA done. Can something like this happen?

It's urgent.

Come on then, let's go to the emergency room, is that a thing? Is there?

Is this what we do?

You as his wife... You are his wife.

Asli, what is the doctor talking about?

Darling, when I saw the Serras' child. I look a lot like you.

I was paranoid for a moment.

I mean, it's bullshit anyway, it's not something that's going to happen.

Serra's child looks like her uncle.

The same as your brother.

That's it, that's it. I said it that night, didn't I?

A boy is like an uncle, a girl is like an aunt.

So this is already the essence of genetic science.

-Doctor, will you come out? -I'm out.

Asli, you don't trust me that much?

What do I know, Farhad?

Even this hotel on purpose.

Yes, I brought it on purpose, I thought it would be good for our relationship.

I didn't know they were here.

-I think you knew. -[emotional music plays]

When you're wrong Are you trying to be right?

I use a touch-tone phone.

-What do I have to do with the Internet? -Don't lie.

I thought we promised each other.

I thought we were never to hear from them.

You're the one lying, twice.

Divorce with a lawyer and I know you've been talking.

Are you going through my cell phones?

Why would I go through your phone? I saw it on your screen in therapy.

You're the one. because we didn't get our dreams.

you always blamed me, you know that, right?

-You always blamed me. -Is that so?

Me, for all your indifference, for all his stinginess.

I've always wanted you to get better. I waited, you know?

And I've never I haven't given up on you.

I didn't do anything for you!

I got fired to come on this vacation. Is that enough?

It's too late to get fired from that job.

You couldn't get enough of counting.

-Is it? -It is.

Maybe you were right.

Maybe we we are the protagonists of other love tales.

[emotional music continues]

-What happened? -We had a terrible fight.

Okay, okay, calm down, think about that baby in your belly first, okay.

What baby? There is no baby.

-That's the belly. -How?

We lied to keep our heads down.

I apologize to you, by the way.

Why?

I mean, for a moment I thought your child was Ferhat's.

-Whoa! -Whoa!

Yeah, whoa and whoa.

I'm really sorry.

I mean, one moment, seeing you so happy. I don't know, I'm jealous.

Have a problem in your relationship maybe I wanted to, I don't know.

Asli, believe me. There is no such thing as a trouble-free relationship.

I mean, yes, we're with Canberk. we loved each other very much.

We have a beautiful child

but I don't see how your unhappiness build on

day by day, it's been disturbing our peace of mind, so we regretted it.

As a matter of fact, this program

we can offer you rigidity to be able to forgive.

I don't know, maybe we wanted to ask your forgiveness.

All right, all right, all right, all right, everything's closed for me now.

He's gone, so good for him.

I already have enough problems of my own.

-What's going to happen now? -What do I know?

-Asli Hanim. -Sir?

Doctor, I'm going to the astroturf I came because he's gone,

the baby is doing fine, I was gonna say don't worry.

What baby?

It's your baby, Ms. Asli, the blood work came back, he's fine.

[emotional music plays]

How's the baby doing?

Ms. Asli said you're pregnant. you didn't know?

Or do you have the same reaction you saved it for now?

What do you mean?

-What should I do now? -Go find Farhad.

Come on, come on, come on, come on. It hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts.

They just put it in, don't let it go to waste.

You need to rest alone, Ms. Aslı.

Stop it, girl! I've been pregnant for 40 years. Give it to me.

Oh, I don't care...

Ms. Kamuran

Ms. Kamuran, have you seen my husband?

I'm so sorry, your wife has your luggage.

By the pier waiting for the engine to arrive but...

What's that? It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.

[emotional music plays]

You didn't leave.

The bike came, but I couldn't go.

11 more hours with cake and juice.

Slowly coming to your senses but it's too slow at work.

You're right.

[emotional music plays]

I am pregnant.

Get well soon.

It's nothing, but it'll pass quickly.

Idiot, I'm pregnant.

[emotional music plays]

-Are you pregnant? -Yes.

Oh, God.

-We're having a baby. -Yes.

I wonder if it's a boy or a girl, I'm very curious.

It doesn't matter. As long as he looks like you.

I mean, let it be similar, but...

You know, I've been enjoying this beauty. I've been through a lot, you know.

I mean, should our child suffer this much?

I don't know.

What if it's a girl and she looks like me?

[repeatedly knocking on the blackboard]

It's original.

I know, lately we had a lot of trouble.

But I don't need a Smurf what you need is a Kerem.

We need each other.

As happy as I am with you It's good to be unhappy.

When it suits you what beautiful sentences you speak.

What would I do without you?

No, what would you do without me?

What would others do without us?

[emotional music plays]

[Should we go to the final?

[Forget it, is there a grand finale?

Let's sit down.

Let's watch the sunset.

Let's think about our baby.

And maybe we'll find a name for him.

You know what I'm saying?

If we have a son Should we name it after my grandfather?

I used to love it.

-Sold? -Yes, sold.

Let's not be too hasty with the name.

Okay.

Let's watch the sunset.

Let's not annoy each other from the first moment.

Okay, I'll shut up.

-I love you. -I love you too.

Are you going to be a father?

-[Farhad] Are you going to be a mom? Oh God... -[Asli] Yes.

-Bravo congratulations. -Congratulations.

-Congratulations. -Is this what you've been squirming for?

-Very nice. -Wow. -Wow.

-Good evening. -They're here.

-Good evening. -We're all waiting for you.

You don't need to wait for us, hodja.

We have already won.

Teacher, we've stopped competing, if you don't compete, you won't be passed.

Competing with others It's self-destructive, hodja.

-Is it? -It is.

And yet you won.

-What? -How?

-Yes be, yes! We're the best! -Here!

That's what I'm talking about! Everybody knows their place!

Congratulations.

That's it.

With my own point system You won with 35 points.

35, Izmir!

We are both champions and beautiful.

Then the winner's prize will come from us.

One of the restaurants at our hotel run it?

-Really? -Of course, dear.

Are we going to find someone better than you? Come here.

Congratulations, congratulations. That's great. Boss.

We should do our promotion sometime...

-Talk to you later. Later. -Don't we deserve a good time?

-Yes! -Yes!

[moving music player]

I'm pregnant too.

I am the father.

Thank you very much.

I don't understand what you're saying, but thank you.

-Yes, really... -I traveled from province to province, I saw everything.

This, I'll eat this.

[moving music continues]

Wait a minute, I'm so angry...

They're playing like a dwarf giving life.

Really.

I don't know if it's a joke or real. trying to understand

Leave us in the lurch like this...

Yeah, that's it.

Okay, give me one...

Get out!

- Limoncellom. - What's going on with you?

What are you trying to do? No, what are you trying to do?

How did we throw them into the sea?

What is happening?

I swear, I played with a straight face.

If you ever call me Serra again...

If you ever call me Serra again...

No, no, it's too long.

Why are you sniffing my ass, for God's sake? Are you a dog?

Woof!

Ibrahim, you are very funny up close.

You're less funny!

Are you all right?

- I can feel you. - So can I.

That was very funny.

- Lift. - Put it away?

He put his feet up like this...