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Right this way. All right.

Sorry we're so late. Yeah, that's okay.

Is it always this bad? Yes.

Only on this day on Tuesdays, but usually it's not.

Okay. All right. Let's go.

I mean, I guess if the place is worth it.

You're going to love this place. Trust me. I mean, penthouse.

How long have you been looking for this?

Baby, I never thought this would happen.

I'm excited for you guys.

You can feel it. You can feel it.

It looks so beautiful from the top.

I hope you like tall ceilings.

Oh, baby. Yes, yes.

What are you asking for? What are you asking for? Here we have a ride.

You ready?

Yeah. All right, let's do it, guys.

Oh, my God.

Wow. Oh, my God.

Wonderful.

All right, guys.

Oh, my God.

Hey.

It's so beautiful.

It's very, like, smack of, like, historical downtown.

Yeah. I've seen that. Yeah.

Yeah, I've actually been looking.

Why is this window so low to the ground?

Well, it's usually because, you know, some people can't, like, see what's

going on in your home.

They only see one side of it.

Oh, okay.

We can do a lot of private stuff.

Oh my god, this is so

cool.

Look at this viral staircase.

There's nothing like exercise where you live.

Oh,

you're going to get in such good shape, baby.

I know. Stop it.

Oh, my God.

What do you think?

Whoa, look at this window.

You have brick walls. Oh, my God. You can't beat the brick walls. Yeah, it's

really important.

Baby, look at this. Oh, my God. You can see even further out these windows of

the city.

Oh, they're so fantastic.

We have a bunch of cats, so I hope that's no problem.

Welcome here. We love him. He's very cat friendly.

This is so cool. Oh my gosh. Do you guys like baseball?

Baseball is right there. Oh my gosh.

We love baseball.

It's so much fun. I can't believe this.

This is amazing.

And guess what? This month we're doing a very special deal. So you might can get,

you know, a little pump, the monthly price.

How are we talking? I know I told you $6,000.

We're doing a special deal, so you might as well get it for $45,000.

$45,000? Is that parking?

Well, the parking is $300,000. Okay, okay.

That's still way better than $6,000.

Look at this view. Oh, my God. You can't miss that. It feels so good to be

exercising up here outside. Oh, my God, I know.

Don't be surprised if you see any celebrities walking down the street.

This is a very historic, popular area. Really? Yeah.

Celebrities?

I love celebrities.

So what do you think? Oh, my God.

All right.

I know there's a jacuzzi, right? Yeah. There's a jacuzzi.

There's something like that. There's a jacuzzi. Where is it? Oh, okay.

Okay, right here. This way, guys.

This is the jacuzzi. Oh, my God.

We're going to

see

so many. We love pigeons. We love pigeons.

We can just watch the shows from right here. In the jacuzzi.

In the jacuzzi.

Our favorite restaurant, right across there.

Oh, you like that place? Oh my God, love that place. It's so good.

How many times have we been there already?

God, I can't believe it. This is like, this is magical.

And this is all coming together. It really couldn't be better.

I think you're going to love this place. And we get the money off, like he was

saying. Oh my God. The amenities alone are just off the charts. It's insane.

I couldn't get it. It's brand new wood, like brand new hot tub, like new

coolant, everything.

Oh my God.

This is insane.

So you want to go see the kitchen?

Yeah. I love the kitchen. I love to cook. Look at this. I didn't get this

from nowhere.

Alright, guys.

Let's do this.

Let's get this lease done. Let's get this. Let's do it. Well, we're thinking.

We kind of want to. We want to buy it. Yeah, we want to buy it. We want to buy

it. I think we're ready. We can get approved the loan.

I don't think we'll have any trouble. You want to buy it? You want to buy it?

Yeah, we thought it was for sale. Yeah, I mean, if you want to buy it, we can

get that going today, right now.

Daddy, I need to see you.

Oh, hi, Chloe.

What are you doing here?

It's his day.

It is Tuesday.

Yeah. Yeah.

Okay.

This is Chloe, my stepdaughter.

Chloe, these are the Allures, Mr. and Mrs. Allure.

Hi, I'm Freddie. This is my wife, Adira. Hi, I'm Adira.

Hi, I'm Chloe. Sorry to interrupt. It's Tuesday.

Just let me finish with my clients and I'll be right with you.

We have a free use contract, Scotty. It's Tuesday.

Free use?

Chloe,

it's not a good time right now.

Chloe, it's not a good time.

Mom's not around today. It's free use Tuesday.

We have a contract and I expect you to fulfill it.

Contracts are important, Scotty.

Why don't you go ahead and talk to your stepdaughter?

It's fine.

Chloe just turned 20. She's about to start her pre-med.

Wow.

Impressive.

So you guys okay with this?

Is it fun?

Yeah, it's no problem.

We want to go look out the window anyway. Maybe we see some more

celebrities.

Oh, my God.

Scotty, should we go?

No, no, it's fine.

It's for a used Tuesday.

For a used Tuesday.

Okay,

I guess we'll just go look upstairs again and check out the view.

Yeah Yeah

Oh,

right there.

Right there.

Right there, baby.

Whenever I want

Fuck me.

Here, let me bend over right here.

Yeah, fuck me, stepdaddy.

Fuck me.

Yeah.

Fuck yeah, it's fucking Tuesday.

It's great.

Does this happen often with the customer clients here?

Actually, no, but sometimes it's just how the cards roll. Sometimes it's

Tuesdays. I'm starting to understand the concept.

Don't you get any funny ideas about this? Oh, no. You guys should try it.

Definitely. I mean, tell us what.

It's very modern, very progressive, honestly. It is. I mean, like, Imagine,

like, for you guys, like, four days to Wednesday, and people can just come

anytime they want and fuck your wife. It's amazing.

And have a fun dinner.

And she's like, you can do whatever you guys want.

I'm not really down with it anyway.

Well, I mean, it's just easy.

Then you guys should try it together.

Four days to Wednesday.

Let's see.

Do it.

Let's see.

I love It's a contract, and so is all Tuesdays. Yeah, that's great.

We do have a good contract.

Yeah, we do.

Would it be okay if we went in?

Can we give it a seal?

Yeah, just give it a whirl, you know?

Do it.

Put our toe in the water.

Ready?

We're going to have fun today.

Are you ready?

I love my step

deck so much.

I love using your comp.

Yeah.

Dirty ass stepdaughter.

You're so happy with this contract.

Yeah, I don't give a fuck if you're working.

You thought you were going to get out of this one, didn't you?

I don't know if I'm going to lose your cock whenever I watch you.

See why you're so eager.

Yeah, I love my stepdaddy.

He's sexy.

I can tell you really love him. I'm sure your mom is so proud.

Oh, she's so proud.

Yeah, it's your... Exactly.

Are you going away to school?

Is that... Hopefully not, because I need to be here for two days.

I mean, it would be a lot to travel back and forth. Yeah, I would hate that for

you. Yeah, if you would miss a Tuesday. Maybe I could come down to school and

see you.

relationship. It's very commendable.

Yeah, I love our relationship.

We're so close.

Yeah, I mean, this is a really good tale.

You just...

Maybe a few drinks and some Twister, you know?

How do you laugh so long?

Maybe we should take some notes.

Wow. I feel like we should be taking notes or something. How do you laugh so

long?

For you, it's a contract.

You gotta earn it.

I think we have a different kind of contract, you know. We signed some sort

of contract, you know.

Eventually, you know.

We'll be done.

Maybe soon. I don't know. I don't know.

It seems like it's never ending.

Nobody's got that.

What was it a lot less of a contract?

Oh, my God.

Wow. Okay.

What's that?

I didn't think I'd be able to go this way. I was trying to get it over with. I

was like, I think I'm going to get the full Los Angeles experience.

You don't necessarily want to mix everything.

This is a perfect place for you guys, too.

Oh, we want a place. Like a jacuzzi. That was a great

jacuzzi. Scotty, what do you guys keep at Jacuzzi Eyes? 104?

Yeah, 103.

103? Wow.

That's Steve.

Yes,

he does. Oh, yes.

Well, you know, we're going on eight years. No.

No.

He works so hard.

I never get to use him like this.

I wish my Jesus was free, lady.

But I guess if we have a contract.

Maybe I can come to your office.

I would love that. We know everything about you.

How do you think you're a co-worker?

I mean, it's for you. What can they say?

I mean, I guess they would be like, I don't have no choice.

We're just going to have to.

Oh,

man. Wow.

There's a lot of spaces in the office, too.

There's all this space, and here we are.

I mean, just incredible.

Your mom never noticed this, that you guys are so close? Yeah.

She never comes on Tuesdays? I mean, obviously not that I come on Tuesdays.

Someone's coming on Tuesdays, and it's not her mom.

Oh, funny.

We just like to have fun.

We actually both love comedy. We love L.A. We love L.A.

It's so amazing.

So, pre-med, so when did you get started?

next month or two weeks. Wow. Close.

You are so ambitious.

Thank you.

Go get her. Thank you. She sure is getting it. She is getting it.

You are going to be the shining star.

I like that belly button ring. Where did you get that? Very cute.

Very cute.

I guess it's a mall.

Oh, the mall.

Oh, that's very cute.

Thank you.

You girls are so silly.

Shopping with your friends, fucking your stepdad.

Yeah. This is a very new day and age that we live in. It's a wild world,

honey. I do not know what to think about this. I hate it either.

Technology is out of control.

Welcome to our world.

I mean, he is a realtor.

Yeah, he's a professional.

Yeah,

he's doing such a good job selling you guys this place.

Oh, the best? I mean, Scott, he's kind of overselling it now.

I swear I'm going to be right back. I love being with you guys.

Scott's driving a really hard bargain.

And the couch comes with it. You're learning everything you can do. I still

haven't even seen you kissing yet.

Speaking of...

Yeah.

We'll go check it out. Okay. We'll be back. Okay. You two don't have too much

fun now. Yeah.

We'll be back.

Yeah.

This is so good.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I want to take full.

advantage of this cock today.

Uh-huh.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Uh-huh.

Yes,

stepdaddy. Uh-huh. Yeah, fuck me up.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Mm.

Mm.

Yeah.

Uh-huh.

Mm. Do you love it?

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Give it to me.

Give it to me.

Pound me.

All of it.

So much space in this room.

I still can't believe it's right under there. You said this house doesn't come

with a job.

I mean, I know. It looks great. Look at that.

Oh, yeah.

I mean, this would be great for a few Splendid days.

It looks so good sitting on this great house. Wouldn't it?

I mean, come on.

You're amazing.

You're so amazing. You're really fun.

Thank you for this opportunity.

Oh, we're so happy. We appreciate that.

We're just so happy to be here and to support what we got to do.

Should I find a pen in my purse? Yeah, I think we have a check that we can sign

for your hair. Yeah, we actually do.

I got the papers over there. Give me a second.

I got the paperwork over there.

Give me one second.

I got the paperwork. Okay, no problem.

Okay, if you guys want to

Interesting. It was great, right?

Every Tuesday. Wow.

Every single fucking Tuesday.

I can't believe you're out for a youth one of these, honey. How about my

contract? Oh, yeah, about that. The paperwork's over there, guys.

We're very excited.