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Okay, I've got time for one more caller on the only radio station I know where you can call in and talk about any subject you want and still hear the best in country music.

You're on the air with Duffy LaRue.

Hi, I'm Jackie. I listen to you every second you're on.

Yeah, well, for a guy who knows what it's like to be out of work, I really appreciate that.

There's this problem I'd like to discuss with you.

Give it my best.

For those of you that still listen.

I suppose you know my qualifications, or lack thereof. Speaking of qualifications, there's a rumor running around the studio that an announcer may be forthcoming on a replacement for Dr. Carol Lewis. Save my fucking job.

I don't want to discuss my problem with the psychologist. I really like your down-to-earth approach.

Hey, what's your problem, Jackie?

I have this fixation on this guy. It's like I can't even think about anything else. I mean, I even dream about this guy. What can I do, Duffy?

How does he feel about you?

He doesn't know me. That I even exist.

Well, I think the first order of business is to make yourself known to him.

I watch him sometimes when he leaves work. I even follow him.

Sounds like you got it real bad for this guy.

He can say that again.

Look, I think you've got to be aggressive.

Now, somewhere, some place, you've got to introduce yourself to him.

What if he thinks I'm crazy?

That's just a chance you'll have to take.

Well, it's time for the news now, Jackie.

So, why don't you call us back sometime soon. We'll talk about it more, okay?

Well, when do you think you'll know?

It's hard to say.

I can only stay on top of the committee to a certain point.

But I have a job hanging on the balance.

Most dissertations go through rewrites.

Oh, I hope not.

Look, your paper is good, but who can predict the whims of the committee?

But I'll lose the job.

You won't have a job without the degree.

I know, but I really want it.

Hey, let's go somewhere. Do something.

I don't fraternize with my students.

Oh, come on. Make an exception.

Run along.

Fine. I'll go. Miserable and rejected.

My research was good, though. You know it.

Get out of here.

It's not an alcoholic beer, it's a bad after-all.

I'm glad you like it.

You know, I never thought I'd be able to stop drinking.

Neither did anyone else. You really surprised everyone.

Yeah. I had to hit bottom first.

Let's not talk about it.

Now I have more money than ever.

Speaking of money, I just got paid today.

I know. I've got plans.

You're going to put some in savings, right?

Well, right now I'd like to put something into my mouth.

Oh, to get paid more often.

My mouth can handle it.

Yeah.

Why don't we just get naked then, huh?

Okay.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I'll drink to that, baby.

I don't need no alcohol to get into that.

Who said marriage gets old? I know some wives who don't suck cock.

That's a quick road to divorce court. Well, I know some wives who suck cock, but

They don't like it.

Same outcome.

There's only a few wives like me.

Yeah.

Life's good to me.

Ahh.

Yeah.

Oh.

Yeah.

Mmm.

I just might make you do it in your mouth.

Oh yeah.

We're headed that way.

Fast.

You're good, because the stores are still open. Come on, big boy. Do it in your mouth.

I thought I'd put you to sleep.

Now, I have some things on layaway to pick up.

Um, you are going to put some in the savings, I hope.

Well, I did try very hard. There's just so many good cells going on right now.

Yeah, but it's important for us to save like we talked about.

I don't ever want to go broke again.

Now, how can that happen? Your listeners love you.

Sure, they want to listen.

Listen, it's the ones that don't that kill you.

You should ask them to pay you more money since you're doing Carol's job too.

They're looking for a replacement for Carol.

No Carol show really helped carry the whole radio station.

Well I hear good things about you. No listen,

you only hear what you want to. Well I don't want to get depressed.

Besides I gotta run.

I'm done. Otherwise, our plans are all messed up.

Well, just run, run, run. I don't want you to miss any good sales.

Oh, thanks for understanding.

There better not be any alcohol in here.

Have we lost all our mail callers? Not a single call from a mail today.

That's not true. I've been on hold for ten fucking minutes!

Oh, well, I'm sorry about that, but we took our calls and the order they come in.

I waited because I wanted your audience to know you're dangerous.

Dangerous?

Yeah, that's what I said.

Carol Lewis was bad enough, but talking to you is like talking to no one.

I got a feeling you're taking me a little bit too seriously.

I'm taking you for what you are.

I know nothing disc jockey that gives people bad advice.

Okay, well I think it's time for a station break.

Sorry I'm late. I got intercepted by the dean as I was leaving my office.

Well, did you meet with the committee?

All morning.

Well?

You now possess a doctorate in psychology.

Oh! Really?

Really. The committee thought your work was going to get published, and no one wanted to hold you up and then look like a fool.

I owe it all to you.

Nonsense. You made it happen, not me.

No, you were with me every step of the way.

That's my job.

I can't imagine going through it without you.

I enjoyed every minute of it.

Really? Well, then let's go out on the town.

And don't give me any of that stuff about fraternizing with your students.

Past students, I guess. Now...

So you'll help me celebrate?

Let's go.

Okay, Laurie, why don't you call us back and let us know what happens, okay?

Okay, good luck to you. Maybe I'll still be here.

Okay, who's the next caller?

Hi, I'm Jackie. I called you a few days ago. I'm the one with the fixation.

Yeah, yeah.

Did you ever introduce yourself?

I tried. I waited till I got off work, I walked right up to him and stopped.

He walked right past me like I didn't even exist.

Did he see you?

I don't know. How could he miss me? I was almost in his face.

What's wrong with this guy? I mean, maybe he has bad eyesight or something.

I don't think so. He can see to drive.

I guess I just didn't make any impression on him.

Did you say anything to him?

I couldn't. He was by me too quickly.

Hmm. Well, maybe you just caught him in a bad time. Maybe he was preoccupied or something.

I suggest next time you identify yourself.

I couldn't even eat for two days. I was so sick. I really cannot handle rejection.

I don't know what to tell you, Jackie. I think next time you really should confront him.

I'll think about it. But I really need to get my strength up first.

You keep in touch, okay? And don't forget, we're all pulling for you.

Thanks, Ducky.

What's taking so long?

Oh, be patient. I've got a surprise for you. I've just got to get it all packaged up.

You shouldn't have.

Oh, I've been planning this for some time now.

I'm going to make you feel good.

Oh, I hope not.

Well, you shouldn't have done it.

Oh, quit being so impersonal.

Oh, I hope you like it. I need some help.

In the bedroom?

Yeah, um, can you help me?

Surprise! Well, did I make it look nice for you?

I have to get out of here.

School's out. Life's in. We've shared so much together. We can share even more.

I've never thought of it in those terms.

We'll start thinking about it. Like, right now.

It's not unusual for a student to have a crush on her professor.

I've had a crush on you ever since I took that first class from you.

That was three years ago.

Well, see how long I've waited for this moment?

I've been very careful with my relationship with you. I am a human.

Yeah, I know. My guard has always been up.

Put it down for me.

Seems like you're in control.

Good.

Why don't we get you out of these clothes?

Oh, God! Oh, yeah! Oh, yes!

Are you glad I'm not your student anymore?

Yes. This is so nice.

Oh, I'm a good person.

Oh, yeah?

Would you?

Yes. Please.

That's a change.

You ask me neither question.

Oh, I don't want you to ever forget me.

How can I forget you?

Oh...

Oh yeah...

My pussy...

Oh God, yeah...

Oh...

Oh yeah...

Oh, yes!

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, God. Oh, yeah. Fuck me.

Yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, your cuffs look good.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yes.

Oh, come on.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you're cracking me up.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah!

It's very educational.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, thank you!

I can taste your coming, my man.

Oh yes, okay, that's it.

Oh, that was wonderful.

How did you like your surprise?

I hope it doesn't drive me crazy later.

Why is that?

You're special.

I wanted this to be special for you.

It was, and more.

I guess you'll have to go out to the real world now.

I have a few more days.

And I want to spend them all with you.

Good. You can help me correct final exams.

We won't have time.

You'll have to hire a reader.

Okay, we're going to break now for an announcement

by the Vice President of Programming.

So stay tuned and hear about the new talk show host.

The replacement for Dr. Carol Lewis that we've all been waiting for.

Well, they said you were up here. How are you? I'm Dr. LaRue.

I'm happy to meet you.

I'm not as happy as I am to meet you.

Apparently Carol's listeners made me a temporary fill-in.

Oh, I've listened to your show. You handle the callers very well.

You have a very nice touch.

Thank you very much, but I think in this case I'm out of my league.

No, there's people out there who are identifying with you.

Maybe, but I think they're better off with a professional.

I'll tell you what, why don't you just come with me and I'll introduce you to everybody.

Thanks.

Well, I finally found a replacement for Carol.

I heard.

You don't sound too happy about it.

Well, why should I? Why didn't you tell me you'd been given notice?

Look, management put us on 30 days, okay?

They did it for their own protection just in case they decide to institute a new format.

I hear the ratings are terrible.

Yeah, well Carol had a big fall.

So you think that some girl fresh out of college can rescue you?

Well, we're gonna find out real soon.

You're a dreamer. You're gonna lose your job and it's gonna be just like it was before.

I'm going to start drinking again.

I don't know what you're going to do.

But I'm not prepared for this.

We have some savings, you know.

Big deal!

You know, I'm not too sure that I care for your attitude.

So, how do you feel?

Scared to death.

That's good.

Good?

Yeah. That means your blood's pumping, your adrenaline's flowing. You're going to be sharp as a tack.

Are you speaking from experience?

Yeah, I'm speaking from years of experience. It's really when you take it easy that you get in trouble.

I mean, it's okay, you can go slow and take your time, you don't have to hurry or anything, but the main thing you want to remember is don't get mad.

Thank you for all of your support, Duffy. You really made me feel welcome here. I know Carol meant a great deal to all of you.

Yeah, she meant a lot. Look, uh, you're on. It's time to go. Go get them. And don't forget, we're all behind you, including Carol. Okay?

Okay.

Go get them.

You're on the air with Dr. Connie Morris, your new talk show host. I purposely did not say replacement because you don't replace a Dr. Carol Lewis, a fixture at this station and on the airwaves.

An individual who has done so much to obliterate sexual ignorance. Therefore I sit here tonight

with considerable trepidation and insecurity. And hopefully all of you out there can appreciate

the predicament anyone would be in following a world-famous talk show host of the magnitude

of Dr. Lewis. I'll talk more about her in the days ahead, about her achievements. But

But I may as well dive into the pool and see what happens.

John is with us from Mountain View.

Do you fuck, Dr. Moores?

Well, actually, John, one of the requirements for this job is that you're a virgin.

Joan from Ventura.

John, wherever you are, you're sick.

I can't believe we're listening to this.

Well, you could turn it off.

Oh, callers can say whatever they please Joan.

I don't know. I think we should listen to it just a little while longer.

Maybe we'll learn something from it.

Maybe.

Confront him now. Tell him,

you can have me or you can have your hand, but you can't have both.

Since he obviously can't handle both.

Just like that?

Oh, and call back and tell us what happens.

A good sex life requires two people when the conditions are right.

But when the conditions are wrong, then masturbating is the proper substitute

and should be done without guilt or any type of negative thoughts.

Hey, not bad. Not bad at all.

You think so?

So?

You showed your audience you can handle an attack with that first jerk they called him.

You're gonna have him eaten out of your hands in no time.

God, I'm mentally exhausted. Beat.

That's normal. That's what happens when you're up.

But it gets easier real quick. You'll see.

Duffy, thanks.

It's okay.

You're gonna be fine. Don't worry about it. You're gonna be fine.

It's a big load off me.

You want some pizza? Sure.

There's not much left, not too hot. But you'll probably just starve to death.

Thank you. Yeah. I made it myself.

Yeah, right. You and Bartels and James.

So, what do you think?

She's good, but she's a complete unknown.

Carol Lewis, on the other hand, was the household name.

You were right. Take time to build a following. Time is just not on her side.

So no chance?

Let's put it this way. Once you lose those listeners, you can play hell to get them back.

I should have just eased her in before Carol left.

So does that mean Duffy will lose his job?

Just jockeys. They come and they go all the time. One minute they are on the air, the next they are out there pumping gas.

Well you could give him a job, couldn't you?

Why would I do that? It's his wife that interests me.

Well, he worked for you before.

I don't play country-western music anymore. Besides, I just had him around because of you.

I'm afraid.

You got me. It's going to be under my conditions.

So I get to play a second fiddle to your wife?

Listen, I'm not going to go through any property settlement. And besides, she goes her way and I go mine.

Have you missed me?

A little pause... and we are back.

Duffy says I'm the best at sucking cock.

Oh, are ya?

Well, you better keep your head between these legs if you like shopping so much.

Well, what about Duffy?

He's history. You know that.

He may not like it.

Too bad. He's gonna be too busy looking for a job.

Let's see if your dick remembers the good time I used to give it.

Let's take these pants off.

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.

A little pause... and we are back.

A little pause... and we are back.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

All over me.

Oh, yeah. That was wonderful.

You're on the air with Dr. Connie Morris.

Over the past several days, the response to our discussions on masturbation has been phenomenal.

So I've decided to open with a masturbation hour for those who want to participate

and even share with us their feelings and attitudes and experiences.

So for those of you who have been listening to this show

I'm going to play a piece of music to help you.

A little pause... and we are back.

A little pause... and we are back.

Oh, yeah.

I really think I am.

I don't care.

Oh...

This is good.

Oh...

Oh, yeah.

Oh...

Oh, yeah.

I can't express how good all of my listeners have made me feel with their support and understanding

during this first week.

It's your new host. I thank you all.

Are you sure this Connie Morris is going to fail?

She's going to need a lot more than a masturbating hour to bring her ratings back up where they were.

She sounds pretty good to me.

Yeah, what's the matter? I'm taking good care of you, aren't I?

Oh, we have John back on the line. I was hoping you'd call back.

Yeah, I bet. Good old John. Yeah, let's hope he calls back, huh?

Tell me, John. Are you gay?

Are you calling me a homosexual?

No, I'm just asking you.

So you prefer women sexually, but despise them at the same time?

I don't have to take this shit off of you.

Do you think all women are bad?

Fuck off, shrink!

A drink.

JoN I think we're making progress.

It would be a major step for us if you could just hold your anger in check and start dating.

Come on, do it JoN.

There's a life waiting for you with lovable women out there.

Hi.

Would I be out of line to ask who you are?

No.

Well?

You gave me some advice.

Oh. And it didn't work out, is that it?

I don't know. I haven't found out yet.

What did I tell you to do?

You told me to introduce myself.

So why don't you do it?

I am. I'm Jackie.

You mean you were talking about me?

How about you?

Christ, isn't this my week for surprises?

What do you mean?

Well, first of all, my wife threw me out of the house because she thought I was going to lose my job.

And then Connie Morris turned out to be better than anybody had a right to expect.

And now I come in and I find this gorgeous little blonde sitting here who wants to re-inflate my poor bruised ego.

So, do you give good advice?

Are you putting me on?

Not on your life.

Why don't we go someplace and get to know each other a little better?

I think that's a really good idea.

But right now, I've got something else on my mind.

Did I tell you to move that fast?

Do you have a problem with it?

No. I just want to know when my advice ends and you go off on your own.

When you didn't throw me out of here.

Oh, cool.

I wish you'd taken my advice sooner.

Mmm.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh yeah.

Oh.

Heh.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Mmm.

Ah.

Ahh.

Mm.

Oh yeah.

Getting your pussy as much as you like something, cock.

I was hoping you'd say that.

It's just a thing for you.

If I ever see what I eat...

I really like to play with a woman's pussy first with my finger before I go down on her.

Just something I like about watching those pink swollen lips open up.

Look at your pussy and I can see your asshole.

Just look at your whole butt and your pussy at one time.

Just turns me on, gets me...

When she's made of, she'll do what she likes.

Can't believe you like a lot.

One.

Two.

Four.

Five.

Six.

Seven.

Nine.

10.

12.

13.

14.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God.

Come to sleep now.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh god. Yeah. Oh god. Yeah. Oh. Yeah.

I really need to get out of these clothes.

Let me stop you.

Damn, a free strip show right on my own desk.

Ooh. Yeah. Oh, God. Yeah. Oh, God. Yeah. Oh, God. Yeah.

Yeah. Come on, my dear son. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, God. Yeah.

A little pause... and we are back... and we are back.

Oh yeah, we were on the other side.

It's all good.

I can't see a thing in this room.

I'm bad at it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God.

Yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh god. Yeah.

Oh god. Yes.

Oh yeah. Oh god.

God... yeah... oh yeah... oh God... yeah... oh yeah... yeah...

Would you give it to me? I love you pussy... yeah... yeah... yeah... I love you pussy... yeah...

There. There you come.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, God!

Oh, yes.

Oh, God, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, God.

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God.

You're coming over my pussy?

Yeah.

What do you say we get out of here?

And go and get to know each other a little bit?

Who am I to argue with a woman who usually gets her way?

I enjoyed lunch and the show.

Yeah, so did I.

You're nothing like Becky said you were.

Becky talked to you?

She talked to everyone about you.

No good lying bitch!

It wasn't that bad.

She's trying to make me look bad. I'm not gonna take this shit from her.

Look John, I've got to go. Give me a call later on.

Well, it looks like you're becoming quite a hit.

Do you think so?

Well, look at it this way. You're taking over for a legend.

And I think you're becoming a legend yourself.

Oh, don't tease me.

Tease you? Have you listened to my tapes?

All my callers ever talk about is Dr. Connie Morris.

Can't say that I blame him, though.

You make me feel good.

Do you know that?

You make everybody feel good. Do you know that?

Stop. Oh, it's air time.

I hate that music.

Why? You didn't hate it while we were making love.

It's because I didn't hear it.

This is Duffy LaRue and I'm one happy disc jockey.

And I'd just like to thank you all for making us number one again after a short hiatus.

Really short.

That's not helping me, are you?

Come on, baby, I got to be on the air in 80 seconds.

Then hurry, can't you tell?

It feels that way.

Oh yeah, yeah...

Oh God, yeah...

Oh! Oh, yes! Oh, God! Oh, yeah! Oh, God!

Oh, you got to be real close, baby.

Oh, God. Better late than never.

Get your molasses out of here before you get any fire, huh?

Put some clothes on. She's crazy.

Bye, girl.

Thanks for helping me with the dishes.

No problem. The cook should never get stuck.

I could have done them later. It was no big deal.

You know, you're a great cook.

Thanks.

Can I ask you a question without you getting upset?

Well?

Okay.

Do you ever call the Connie Morris show?

Me? Yes, you. No, I don't need some shrink to give me advice. It sure sounded like you.

It's not me I said, are you deaf? It was you. She said you were afraid of girls.

She's full of shit. I bet you've never been to bed with a girl. Why don't you

Why don't you get out of here?

Could it be that you're a virgin?

No.

Maybe you've been with a prostitute? Is that right?

I said get out of here.

You're afraid of me.

No, I'm not.

Good, because I'm not leaving.

My touch, is it really that bad?

This is really sad.

I don't need any fucking sympathy from you.

Good, John, you're talking again.

I'm going to take off all my clothes just for you.

You'll see, not all women bite.

Actually, most women have a lot to offer men.

Well, John, what do you think?

Hey. Is this something to be afraid of? Something to hate?

Don't be afraid. I'm not going to hurt you.

How's this feel?

Now don't be afraid. I'm not going to hurt you.

You're not afraid of girls, are you?

Oh my god.

Feeling inside of me.

Oh god.

Oh, yes!

Oh!

Feels so good.

Yeah.

Oh!

Feels so good.

Yeah.

Oh!

Mmm, yeah!

Oh god, I feel so good.

I'm so nervous.

Yeah, I have to fuck you.

Yeah.

Awww.

Oh god.

Awww.

Yeah.

Oh God, yes. Oh God.

Oh God.

Oh yes. Oh yes.

Oh God, yes it feels good.

Oh, you're good. Oh, yeah. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yes. Oh. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh, you like it in here?

Yeah.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh, you wanna come with me?

Yeah.

I'm sure you like it.

Oh, you like girls?

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

T for yes.

Oh, let's take a deep breath.

T for yes.

Oh.

Oh yeah!

Oh goodness!

Oh my goodness!

Oh my god.

I love you.

That's a good beginning. Let's see how long that feeling lasts.

Hello out there in radio land. This is Dr. Connie Morris and today every fifth caller

is going to receive a love chair that we believe will enhance your sex life. So let's start

those phones ringing.

Yeah, you're gonna have to cut back on your spending. My advertising revenue is taking

I'm sick and I'm beating.

Connie Morris, doing it to you?

Yeah. It's just been an increase in the country western.

Are you going broke?

No, not hardly. I'm just cutting back like any good businessman would do.

Well, does that mean that good lovers get the squeeze too?

Listen, it affects everybody. I gotta get going.

Sure, why not. You got what you came for.

Be nice.

Why should I? Duffy's making good money. And he wasn't a cry baby like you.

Thank you.

Why don't you just give him a call?

Maybe he'll take you back.

I might do that.

Good.

Hey, I guess they love the chairs, huh?

Mm, mm-hmm.

Manufacturer can't produce them fast enough.

No kidding.

I guess that means they work.

Hey, do you want to take one home?

Oh, no, no, no, not me.

Sorry, I'm headed for divorce. My wife asked me to leave. She figured I was going to get fired when Carol left the show and the ratings dipped.

I'm sorry.

Don't be sorry. I think it's all for the best. I mean, I thought it was because of my drinking, but I've been sober for over a year and it still doesn't work.

You know, you never talk about yourself. You just listen to others and take an interest in them.

Well, that's easy to do when there's exciting people like you around.

Ah, there you go again.

Whoops, looks like it's time to go earn some money.

Have a good show.

Thanks.

Are you still in love with me?

More than ever.

Really?

I really love you.

Good.

And I'm gonna prove it by cooking you dinner.

Wow, you really spoil me in more than one way.

Oh, I thought I'd missed you.

I was just downstairs. Is this the chair?

This is it! My promotion!

This is cool. What are you doing?

Anything they can dream up. Isn't it great?

That's kind of cool.

Hey listen, I heard. Disc jockey of the year. Congratulations!

Can you believe it?

I mean, it just goes to show you how the popularity of one show can spill over into another one.

Oh, you can dish out the credit, but you certainly can't take it.

I'm just being a realist.

Your listeners feel like they can ask you anything.

You make them feel like you're one of them.

Come on, Connie, don't embarrass me.

Oh, come on, and I'm not done with you yet.

We've been to dinner several times, and you still treat me like I'm your sister.

Yeah, well...

I'm just trying to be professional.

Do you find me attractive?

Yeah, I'm human.

Well, I'm human too.

And I feel rejection from you.

You could change that...

in a hurry.

And how's that?

Oh, I brought this chair in here...

I'm here and... well, you know, my listeners are wondering if I've ever used the chair.

Do you think you could come over here and help me a little?

You put me on, right?

Do I ever put you on?

I'm sure you want to go through this.

Oh, yes.

I can't take this off.

Let's take this off.

Pardon. Professionalism, getting ready to cut with this.

Thank you.

Sister, my ass.

It's about time.

I've only got one question.

What's that?

How the fuck do you use this thing?

Oh, let me show you.

Come on over here.

Yes.

First we have to take these down.

Yes, then I'm going to make you sit down.

Like that?

Yes, just like that.

Oh!

Making this chair work better for naked.

Much better.

Woo!

I think, uh...

Is it helping to relate to your listeners a little better?

Ooh, I'm sure it will.

It could be a damn hot topic for one of your shows.

Yeah?

Well, maybe you'll be asking questions from your listeners.

Especially if I tell my listeners to call you.

Yeah?

You want me to tell them the truth?

Sure, why not?

You want me to talk dirty?

Will that get inspired?

Are you tired?

Oh no.

No?

Probably doing some extra hour in the time slot.

Ooh.

Mmm.

Mmm.

I've never f***ed a doctor before.

Why don't we try a new position on this chair?

Let me know what you got, darling.

Up!

God, your cock feels good in my pussy.

Oh yes!

You're a talented woman. I appreciate it even more.

Oh God, it's wonderful.

Oh yeah!

Yeah! Oh, God!

Yeah!

Oh, God!

Oh, yes!

Oh yeah!

Okay.

Come on, baby. Come on.

Do it for all your listeners, Connie. Come on.

They'd love to hear you like this.

Fuck you.

Fuck you, Chloe.

Fuck you.

Oh my god. Oh yes.

Sister my ass, you're gorgeous.

Oh...

Oh yeah!

Oh yes!

Oh god!

Oh god yeah!

Oh god! Oh yeah!

Oh my god!

A little more.

Yeah.

A little more.

Oh, would you come on me?

Yeah, I do.

I guess I have to come on you.

Oh yeah.

Fuck me!

Oh, yeah! Oh, my God! Oh, yeah! Oh, my God! Oh, yeah! Oh, yes! Oh! Oh, God! Oh, yes!

Oh god...

John is on the air.

My first caller from opening day.

I just wanted you to know that I'm dating a girl I love very much.

I guess you shrinks aren't so bad after all.

Well, neither is that shit-kicking Duffy.

I'm very pleased with your success, John.

Thank you so much for calling back and letting us know how you're doing.

Congratulations.

Hi Duffy.

Oh, what do I always call to?

I'm sure you do. A lot.

I want you to come home. Why the sudden change of heart?

I made a big mistake.

Well you know some things must come to an end.

Our marriage is one of them.

Well, I don't want it that way. What am I supposed to do?

I don't know. I'm sure we'll think of something.

Oh, by the way, give my best to Ralph, will you?

Balls of that woman.