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Alright, let's see. I've got something for my girlfriend's birthday.

For my mom's birthday.

It's a nice perfume.

Yeah, it's actually nicer than I thought. Alright, anyway.

One of these for me? Yeah.

Well, one's for my girlfriend. I was actually going to go drop that off

really quick, and then I'd come back and celebrate with you. You're so sweet. I

still think it's so cute that your girlfriend and I have the same birthday.

I know, right?

Thank you, sweetie.

You're the best.

I can't wait.

Oh, my goodness.

Okay. I'm so excited.

What could it be?

It better not be more spices.

Could it be a Nerf gun?

I don't think it's a Groupon.

Maybe it's a necklace?

Oh.

Um.

Wow.

This is surprising, for sure.

He's so observant.

I guess my stepson just noticed that ever since his dad left me, I've been

all alone.

Maybe I don't have to be alone anymore.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. That was the wrong gift. I'm sorry. I got them mixed up.

Oh, honey.

I'm a little disappointed, honey.

Wait, really?

Oh. I mean, I thought that you had just noticed how

lonely I've been lately.

Well... You're telling me that this... This gift was supposed to be for your

girlfriend. Yeah.

Makes sense.

What did you get me?

Well, maybe not something as exciting as that.

I got you some perfume.

It's lovely, sweetie.

Wow.

So nice.

I mean, I know that this may be hard for you to understand,

but, you know, come sit.

Okay.

You know, as a woman gets older, her

needs don't just go away.

Okay, cool.

I've been really, really lonely.

Is there anything I can do for you?

You know, just having your companionship means a lot to me, but I'm really

craving a lot more than that.

Oh, um, are you sure that would be okay?

I have my girlfriend and stuff.

Well, I mean, she doesn't need to know.

She's... with her birthday plans, right?

um um

It's okay.

um oh

uh...

Here.

Thank you.

Oh.

um um

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh,

right there.

Oh, my God.

Oh, you're going to be so good.

Good boy.

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