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[in German]Hey, that's me.

Inken.

Weird name, I know. My mother chose it.

She bolted pretty soon after I was born.

Sadly, she left the name behind.

Otherwise, I'm pretty normal.

My favorite subject in school is break.

French is all Greek to me.

And I've got no idea what my future holds.

But whatever. Today's my 17th birthday.

The sun's shining, and I'm ready. This will be my year.

Hot girl summer, I'm coming.

Whoops, now I am.

That's my...

- Dad. - Happy birthday.

For as long as I can remember, it's been just the two of us.

He always does his best for me.

Truly his best.

Oh no.

- Well, does it at least taste good? - It's delicious.

Thanks. But I have to go already.

The others are waiting.

- You home tonight? - I'm going to a party at the old quarry.

And I'll sleep over at Vicky's.

- Don't you want to open your presents? - Later, okay?

Thanks. Love you.

You too.

[In English] Happy Birthday!

[In German]These are my girls.

[In English]The baddest bitches in town.

[in German]I've known Lena since primary school.

She's the sweetest person imaginable.

We've been through many ups and downs together.

When we discovered K-pop.

And when our favorite band broke up.

Wrapped with love.

Vicky only moved here a few years ago.

We instantly found her cool as she's allergic to bullshit.

Hey, fresh fish.

But Vicky has her low points too.

Last year, she leaked like a sieve.

Vicky, you have something there.

Vicky went viral for several days.

She said if it happens again, she'll have to leave town.

Oh my God, I'm coming again.

What's going on there?

Cheyenne. Where should I start?

Cheyenne is perfect.

Wow.

She always gets an honor at the Federal Youth Games

and straight As at school...

[in French] Excellent, Miss Cheyenne.

[in German] ...while I panic that I'll have to retake French.

[in French] You need at least six points in your essay, Miss Inken.

- [in German] Uh, what? - You got two points.

Your essay needs at least six points, or you might fail.

I just hate Cheyenne.

I'm sure you think I'm jealous,

but it's been this way since seventh grade.

Yikes, Inken, they're just two mosquito bites.

You see that, right?

Well, Pancake. Jealous?

Piss off, Cheyenne.

We're off to play "Pattycake" anyway.

- You look great today. - You're glowing.

I'm telling you, since I started having so many orgasms, I wake up like this.

- Bye. - Come on, girls.

Ignore her. You're perfect as you are.

Why does Cheyenne have multiple orgasms, but I have none?

- Because Tim's a loser. - Hey, Vicky.

Just say if you wanna bang this.

Can I suck on that?

In your dreams.

Maybe you and Tim need to experiment a little more.

You haven't been together very long.

Yeah, but I want to wake up like that too.

But she doesn't look like that because she has lots of orgasms.

I read a study saying orgasms are good for your skin.

Read a study or saw it on TikTok?

But, Vicky, how does an orgasm feel?

It's like an...

explosion.

Goosebumps all over. As if you can do anything.

- Even get good grades in French? - Of course. Anything.

Yeah, you feel totally confident and full of energy after.

It's like a...

glow.

- An aura, like... - Go, Cheyenne!

Wow, I hate her timing.

- Nice. - Wow, respect.

Well, I can do that too.

- Inken, it's 15 feet. - Inken.

Inken.

Man, Inken.

Is that Pancake?

Pancake! Pancake!

Pancake! Pancake!

Pancake!

Pancake! Pancake! Pancake!

Shut up, Bonehead!

Man.

- Fuck, everything okay? - I'm okay.

- Oh God, Inken. - What?

Did she lose her bikini?

Fuck.

I swear, even I have bigger tits.

I need an orgasm and I need it now.

HOT GIRL SUMMER

Hey, Inken!

- Hey. - Happy birthday.

That's Flin, my neighbor.

Vicky and Lena say he likes me, but...

[in English]I don't see it.

[in German] We've always been friends. When we were little...

- You're all wet. - It's not so bad.

And even now.

- I have something for you. - Thank you.

- Maybe it's a bit too, too much but... - Really nice.

- My sister thinks it's a personal... - Hey, there's my birthday girl.

And that's Tim, my first boyfriend. Isn't he cute?

He's so attentive and always tells me how beautiful he thinks I am.

You're so beautiful.

Do you wanna suck me off?

Um, hello?

Sorry.

But I can't hold back with my babe.

- What's that then? - From Flin.

He made it himself.

Cute.

- I've got a surprise for you too. - Really?

Something really romantic.

Come on.

It's really cute.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

So, who do you think is the best looking?

I think everyone's good-looking in their own way.

You're always so diplomatic.

Okay.

Eenie, meenie, miney, mo. I'll do you.

YOUR MOUTH

- [mixed German and English] He's so cute. - Yuck.

[in German] Oh, okay.

And he's probably really nice.

You've tied a bow around your penis.

A gift that keeps growing.

Like it?

Awesome.

[mixed German and English] I've added us to the fuck list.

- [in German] To what? - [mixed German and English] The fuck list.

[in German] Nice.

Go talk to him.

No.

Hi, nice to see you.

Besides, I don't stand a chance against Cheyenne.

That'd be the point where you say, "No, Lena. You two are a much better fit."

Hey, what do you think of him? Is he hot?

- Sure. - Okay, I'll be right back.

Are you abandoning me?

[German and English] Sorry, just for ten minutes.

[in German] You're putting a lot of faith in him.

Hey, feel like screwing?

If me puking while we do doesn't bother you.

Shut it.

- Hey. - Hey.

Um, hey, Tim.

So, you know when we have sex, you do really great and everything.

Wow, they're so beautiful.

- Really? - Yeah.

I...

I've never had an orgasm.

What? But Babe, that can't be.

- Are you sure? - I think so.

Right, then I'll try especially hard today, okay?

Okay.

Don't move.

This is perfect.

- I, uh... - Yeah, like this, right?

Yes.

- I'm coming. - What? What?

No, think about your grandma, climate change.

- Fuck. - You're losing at FIFA.

That was awesome.

You're the best.

Yeah.

Here.

A keepsake of your first orgasm.

Well, there's nothing to remember. See, I...

I didn't come.

Of course you came.

- When? - When you went "hm."

That wasn't an orgasm.

You didn't feel it?

Well, maybe...

a bit of a warm feeling in my stomach.

You see? That was it.

- What? Really? - Sure.

That's pretty much all I feel too.

Okay.

- Let's go. - Have you seen Vicky?

- I don't believe a word. - Have you...

Do you know "Love Story" by CherryLipzz?

Where she falls in love with the boy band singer.

Yes, exactly. Wait.

"My nipples harden as Caleb runs his lips across my collarbone.

I let out a moan. Caleb's grip on my ass tightens."

- Oh my God. - Right?

It goes on like that for pages. CherryLipzz writes the best sex scenes.

Hey, it's my song.

Come on. Now. Quick, quick.

Quick, quick, quick.

- But... - Sorry.

Leni, aren't you too innocent to be reading soft porn?

- Leave me alone. - Wait a sec.

Ever seen one of these?

Bet you can't pull the condom over your nose

and exhale until it bursts?

- I'll give you 10 euros. - That's really dumb.

I knew it. You're uptight.

I'm not uptight at all.

Of course, there you go again.

- But only if you do it too. - Sure.

Ready?

Hey, look at her.

Oh my God.

You do a lot for ten euros.

- Would you fuck me too? - Dude.

You're so disgusting.

I don't sleep with virgins. They're so hard to get rid of afterwards.

Hey, wait. Bonehead is a complete idiot.

Don't mind his dumb comments.

Man, Bonehead is such a numskull.

Numskull?

- Ass. - Wimp.

Pisshead.

Chump.

Conceited, clueless...

...putz.

Better?

I'm Nick, by the way. I think I'm a year ahead of you.

I know.

I mean, I'm Lena. Hi.

No idea why he said the virgin thing. I'm not one, by the way, absolutely not.

Nice to meet you, Lena.

Oh, there you are.

Hi.

- Hi, I'm... - ...Nick.

[in English] We know.

[in German] Uh, Nick. Nick. Never heard it before.

Huh? Lena's constantly talking about Nick.

I think she's a bit drunk.

- Who? - We wanted to go home.

Didn't you want to ask Nick something?

Yeah?

I wanted to ask if I could maybe have your number.

Only if you want. Totally fine if not.

I know some people don't, for privacy reasons and stuff...

Yeah, sure.

Give me your phone.

Write me. Or call me.

It was nice to meet you.

Lena.

- I hate you guys. - Huh?

And? Did you come?

- I think so. - And you?

Naturally.

Do I look any different?

Like, energetic?

More like tired.

Well, I'm not tired at all.

He was so cute. He was so cute, right?

- Totally. - Totally.

I hope he likes me.

Of course he does. Or he wouldn't have given you his number.

- What if he felt sorry for me? - Come on.

Lena.

He only hangs out with people with loads of experience.

Oh God, he thinks I’m so cringe.

Oh, Vicky.

- Guys, I think I'll sleep at home. - Okay.

Dad?

Hello.

Hey.

You must be Inken?

I'm Kristin. Your father is incredible.

Inken.

- I thought you were at Vicky's. - I wish I was.

It was incredibly nice to meet you, and...

- I'll go ahead and get in the shower. - Go ahead.

- Would you mind if I... - No, Dad. Please just go.

Did you have a nice birthday?

What the fuck?

Flin?

Inken.

Hey.

Are you drunk?

No.

Want some cake?

How was your evening?

I didn't see you again.

Good.

And thanks again for the...

Oh man. Sorry.

I wanted to get it before we left. Then...

It's okay.

More cake?

Of course.

That's Kristin, my dad's new girlfriend. She's very comfortable naked.

- Oh. - Yeah.

And...

- How do you feel about it? - Being naked?

No, that your dad...

I mean, I know he's been seeing people now and then, but...

I'm coming!

...he's never brought anyone home.

I think she likes it.

Yeah, right?

Totally.

I didn't have an orgasm.

- That makes you happy because... - I wondered why everyone raved about it.

But now there's still hope.

So, Vicky.

Explain it all to me step by step.

Okay.

Well, I...

I close my eyes.

And I say to myself, "Vicky..."

- Lena. - Inken.

- No, well, only in my head, but okay. - Oh, okay.

And then I say,

"Now you can come."

And then...

Then I get really hot. And then...

Then there's a kind of...

tingling sensation.

And then I start to... to twitch.

Yeah.

And then there's this pain.

Pain? I thought it felt good.

- No. - No?

It does. But it's more like...

Like when you stub your big toe

and the feeling after, as it's getting better.

- Yeah. - So...

Your big toe?

Yeah, okay.

Maybe...

I've never had one either.

- What? - What?

Yeah, I've never had an orgasm myself.

I thought your first one was with Jason by the bins.

- Yeah. - The only thing I had after was a UTI.

- Eww. - Um, with... Leon.

He came when I took my bra off.

- Taigun? - Nope.

- I've got it. That guy, Jo... - Johannes?

Oh man, no. Not even then.

No matter how hard I try, I just can't come.

Sorry I lied to you guys.

I won't do it again. Promise.

- All right. - Okay.

- What are you doing over there? - Orgasm research.

She looks like a glazed doughnut.

What's he doing with that?

- That's... - Inspiring.

Misogynistic.

And made for men. I mean...

there has to be another way.

Here, "Three Insider Tips for a Breathtaking Orgasm.

First, turn on the heat. It won't just heat up the room.

Second, hold your pee before sex.

Your full bladder will bring you to climax in no time.

Third, pelvic floor exercises."

- What are those? - My grandma does them.

- For better orgasms? - Eww, no.

To prevent incontinence.

- Unconti-what? - It's when you wet yourself in old age.

Get up.

I feel like crap.

- Vicky, you too. - Okay.

- Everything okay? - All good.

Basically, you just tense your hips as much as you can.

Tense right up.

Until you can't anymore.

And release.

Tense up. Release.

Tense up. Release.

And then go faster and faster.

"It's been 123 days, eleven hours

and four minutes since we last saw each other..."

Hey, Babe.

."..and tore our clothes off in the car outside the airport."

We had plans?

"We couldn't wait, we were so hot for each other."

"Finally, Nick's..."

"Finally, Caleb is back.

Caleb smiles at me with his green eyes

that take my br..."

That take my breath away?

What do you think?

Okay, in that case...

"He smiles at me and says..."

Hey, are you Vicky?

Uh, no.

"Caleb tenderly kneads my shoulders

and drips massage oil down my back."

- Babe, can't we turn down the heat? - No way.

'Scuse me. Are you Vicky?

You're prettier in real life than in your pics.

"Caleb runs his hands over my naked body.

Pleasure shoots through my veins and pools in my lower abdomen.

I can feel how much he wants me."

- Do you speak a dialect? - Um, no.

- What's your take on five toe shoes? - On what?

Perfect.

Can't he look somewhere else?

Albrecht.

Fine.

Fine. Good dog.

Wait, don't you want to wash your hands first?

Fuck it.

"My lower body is on the verge of exploding."

Okay, I think... I think something's happening.

Are you coming?

Oh, no. I...

I made you squirt.

I think I should've done more pelvic floor exercises.

"My eyes widen as Caleb pushes his hard, swollen co..."

Lena.

Everything okay?

You're glowing.

Can you please set the table? Dinner will be ready soon.

Yeah?

Oh man, this is so embarrassing.

Well, my ex-girlfriends always came in five minutes.

Ever thought about why they're your exes?

Babe.

Come here.

We'll make it happen, okay?

Maybe you just have an issue.

Have you ever thought about therapy?

Is he for real? He needs therapy.

Inken, you have to dump him.

- Yes, but... - No buts.

But what if I never find anyone?

Inken, you're 17.

And really great. You'll find someone for sure.

But he accepts me as I am.

He accepts anyone if he can fuck them.

Nothing.

And I've already put in so much energy, and...

he's good-looking too.

- What? - What?

Oh man, Tim's so good-looking.

Inken.

Yeah, I know.

I know someone who's good-looking.

- Who happens to be available. - Oh no, don't say...

- Flin. - Flin.

You know it won't work. We've been friends forever.

- Have you called Nick yet? - Don't bring me into this.

I'm not going down alone. Have you?

No.

This just keeps getting better.

I can't just call him up.

- Of course you can. - And what do I say?

First, it's important you're confident.

You have to...

Don't you want to take notes?

Okay.

You have to be very clear with him about what you want.

A date.

And don't use words like "chill" or "hang out."

Guys don't clock that.

They think you want to play PlayStation, along with their best friend.

And suggest a place you can leave quickly,

if things go to shit.

You think it will be shit?

No, just in case.

Hey, Vicky, what are you doing there? Looking for treasure?

Okay, let's do this.

Scoot a tiny bit closer, please.

A bit more.

A bit more.

Just a tad more, please.

Perfect.

You've had some itchiness, you said?

Yup.

Have you had any sexual contact recently?

A bit.

More. A bit more.

Well, there have been three guys.

Four.

- Five, there have been five. - Okay.

You don't need to explain. It's important you protect yourself.

- Birth control? - Condoms.

Good. I'm going to take a closer look.

I'm going to insert the speculum.

Okay? I'll be very gentle.

Can you hold it for me for a second, please?

Just like that.

Thank you.

Yes, it appears to be a very typical yeast infection.

You have lumpy discharge.

That dog.

Yeast infections aren't primarily transmitted via intercourse.

What about animals?

I have a question.

Do you use intimate wash lotions?

Yes. Not just one after the last time.

They can disrupt your microbiome and foster yeast infections.

When you wash, please just use water. It's all you need.

I'll prescribe something for the infection.

You'll be fine in a few days.

But don't go out with the dog again.

Hello.

Oh dear.

"Lumpy discharge."

Hello.

Don't worry.

The cream and suppositories for vaginal yeast infections...

We always have them in stock.

- Can you speak a little quieter? - The cream, yes?

Please slather a thick layer on the area.

Okay? Don't be frugal.

Really... Really butter it on.

As if you're frosting a cake. Okay?

And the suppositories.

They're very easy to administer with the applicator.

It's best I show you.

Like so. Push it in really deep.

- Okay? - Can I just pay? Please.

Okay.

That comes to...

- 15.98. - By card, please.

- Cash only today. - What?

CASH ONLY

- Then I'll have to come back. - Sorry, I already opened the packet.

- Then hold on to it for me. - No can do. Those are the rules.

Then you shouldn't open packets without asking.

Maybe you should keep your legs closed

and not contract any sexually transmitted diseases.

Let me guess. Neglected as a child?

Your parents didn't give you enough love

so you're lashing out because you felt ignored?

And now you're standing here, a pharmacist, 60 years old.

- 58. - My mistake.

Someone just break up with you?

And you don't even know that a yeast infection

isn't strictly a sexually transmitted disease.

Keep the change.

Cheyenne.

- Thanks for... - It's all good.

- I hate people like that. - Same.

- So a yeast infection? - Yep.

- And you? - A UTI.

Always pee after sex.

Well, then.

Cheyenne.

I won't say anything.

Inken.

What are you doing here?

I live here.

Hey.

- Good morning, Inken. - Oh.

- Hello. - Maybe you remember me.

I'm Kristin. We met on the stairs.

Yes. I almost didn't recognize you with your clothes on.

Inken.

- We wanted to ask you something. - We?

How would you feel if Kristin started coming over more often?

Coming over, for what?

Well, sleeping over more often, eating,

maybe even got her own bathroom shelf.

What do you think?

Um, sure.

Well, that's wonderful.

Yeah, I have to go...

to study my French.

- Bye. - Good luck.

She won't understand yet.

- Inken, your books. - I don't need them.

- You all right? - Yeah, of course.

At least adjust the saddle. It's way too high.

Well, we're taking the bikes out next time.

Hey, Babe.

I had an orgasm.

With my bike saddle.

Babe.

Are you sure?

Seriously? Of course I'm sure.

I had an orgasm. And without you.

I don't need you. And I need your stupid drivel even less.

You know what?

I'm breaking up with you.

Babe, with a bike saddle?

Wow.

How could I have been so blind?

Just so it's clear, I'm breaking up with you!

Vicky, I have to tell you something.

- What? Has French been canceled? - No, much better.

Lena, I had the most awesome orgasm on my bike saddle.

Lena, your mobile.

Inken had an orgasm.

- To the orgasm! - To the orgasm!

And to your dad.

- Why him? - Well, he gave you the bike.

Eww, Vicky.

- Now I'll think of him when I have one. - How did it feel?

Like...

pure relaxation.

And how do you feel now?

Like I could get 15 points in French.

But I don't understand. Why did it work with the bike and not with Tim?

"Orgasm Gap. While most men orgasm during heterosexual penetrative sex

only about half of women climax too.

Indeed, most of the clitoris is found inside the body,

but its most sensitive part, the tip visible externally,

is often not adequately stimulated during penetrative sex,

which is why many women don't climax."

Huh? I don't get it.

In-and-out doesn't do much for us if our clitoris isn't getting attention.

- So it's not me? - No.

Hetero sex is just designed more for men than women.

So I just need to ride my bike more?

Or we try this here.

[in English] "Guided Masturbation.

[in German] A tutorial on bringing yourself to climax.

Read by Jonas."

Have you ever done this?

Had it mansplained to me how a female orgasm works?

- Unfortunately, yes. - No, I mean...

Have you ever masturbated?

I mean I always liked going to riding lessons.

- Ooh, Lena. - Lena.

What?

Well, I've tried it, but it's never worked.

But then let's try this.

- Now? - Together?

- Never. - Never.

Hey, I'm Jonas.

- Hey, Jonas. - Hey, Jonas.

Today, I'm inviting you to explore your body.

First, get into a position where you can relax.

Now close your eyes.

Stroke your hand over your face.

Your neck.

Man. Guys, please.

Your chest.

Your stomach.

Can you feel how warm your skin is?

If you like, let your hand now wander between your legs.

- Really? - Yeah.

- Yeah. - Okay.

- Okay. - Okay.

Okay.

And when you're ready, let one or more of your fingers

slide to the tip of your clitoris.

You'll find it at the upper end of your labia.

It almost feels like a small pearl.

When you've found the spot, move your fingers

sometimes with more, sometimes less pressure, back and forth.

Or in a circle.

What feels good to you?

When you've found a rhythm you like, keep it up.

Do you feel a pleasant pulling in your lower abdomen?

I...

- I have to go home. - No, no, no.

You can't leave us hanging... How did you do it?

- Bye. - At least tell me, one or two fingers?

[in Vietnamese]

Lena, Lena. It's Lena.

My Lena is finally here.

Our Lena.

Sit.

Hi, aunties.

Nice to see you all, but I have really have to go do...

Let us look at you. You've such beautiful long legs.

Like a model.

- Have you eaten? - You look different.

Have you just been working out? Your skin is so rosy.

Uh, no.

- I know what it is. - She's put on weight.

- She's lost weight. - Nonsense, sisters.

The little one's in love. Do you have a boyfriend?

Oh my. Lena's smart. She doesn't need a man.

Nonsense.

She's still young.

The good ones are rare.

Keep at it, or else you'll end up in the clearance aisle.

Leave her. She can decide where she ends up.

Lena.

My grandson will be a doctor soon.

I'll introduce you.

Thanks, but I...

Your grandson is only 12? What are they supposed to do together?

Homework. I really need to do my homework.

I told you she's smart.

Do you need help, sweetie?

No, I have to do this alone.

I'm off then.

[in German] COME WITH JONAS

...let your hand now wander between your...

And when you're ready, let one or more of your fingers

slide to the tip of your clitoris.

You'll find it at the upper end of your labia.

- It almost feels like a small pearl. - Fuck.

When you've found the spot, move your fingers...

[In Vietnamese] Sorry.

After every low, there's always a high.

[in German] By the way, the Plus subscription is even better.

[in Vietnamese] Out, out, out. Quickly.

[in German] Dad!

Dad!

AT THE LAKE! BACK THIS EVENING.

INKEN: ARE YOU FREE?

- Hello? - Nick, hi.

CONFIDENCE, CHILL, HANG OUT PLACE YOU CAN LEAVE QUICKLY

It's Lena, it's...

Lena from the party the other night, remember?

Lena with the condom on her head.

- Sure. Cool you're calling. - Really?

- You think so? - Yeah.

I was just thinking of you, and...

I mean, not in a weird way, well...

Would you like to do something? Like chill or hang out?

Well, not chill as friends, playing FIFA, that'd be...

Unless you want to. That'd be totally fine.

I'd be happy to be friends too.

But I was thinking romantically. I mean...

Would you like to go on a date?

Yeah, of course.

Really?

Of course. How's tomorrow for you?

Yes, then... the big wheel at five?

Sounds good. See you tomorrow, Lena with the condom on her head.

See you.

Jackie, we have a date!

CHEYENNE: THIS IS TOTALLY WEIRD, BUT CAN WE MAYBE MEET UP SOMETIME?

So, what did you do today?

Handcrafting with Vicky and Lena.

So that means no Tim today?

Actually, yes.

I broke up with him.

I feel like he was only with me because I thought he was great.

Idiot.

I know. I shouldn't have let him take me for a ride.

What? What? No, no, no. Not you.

Him. He's the idiot.

Yeah, but I feel stupid. Everyone told me what he's like.

I don't think it's stupid at all.

It's totally obvious that when you like someone,

you only see the good things.

- He took advantage of that. - Yeah.

You deserve better.

Ha... Have you ever masturbated?

What?

No. Well...

yes, I have.

- You? Have you? - Yeah, of course.

I love masturbating.

I can do it all... all the time.

Like, before eating, after eating, while eating. It's totally...

The sunset is beautiful, right?

While eating?

Hey.

Hey.

Did you find your way okay?

Yes, I'm...

I'm here often.

Hey.

- How... - Wha...

- You first. - No, you.

No, all good. You go.

Okay, um...

How...

How's your UTI?

It's gone. Thanks.

And your yeast infection?

- Gone too. - Nice.

Shall we go in?

Go in?

- Go in. - Oh right.

I thought we're just meeting here.

Oh, okay.

- Isn't that not allowed? - I didn't know you were one for rules.

- Do you do this often? - Now and then.

When I want to clear my head.

Of what? Your good grades?

You've never been caught?

No.

Is someone there?

- Fuck. - Hello?

Okay, we'll go under on three.

- One... - He'll notice.

...two, three.

That was close.

You're going to get me in trouble.

Wait. You have something there.

I... I have to go.

- Why are you staring at each other? - We're not.

We almost kissed.

Kissed?

Did I miss something?

We met in the evening.

- And now? - I couldn't for some reason.

I think we work better as friends.

Besides, I just broke up with Tim. I can't just hook up with someone else.

Inken.

Wow, they're so beautiful.

Well, that's settled then.

- Can I get Fin? - Vicky.

- Sorry, I just want you to get that... - Hey.

What the hell was that?

"Hey." I mean, what does it mean?

- Feel anything? - No.

"Hey, sorry I made your life hell the last few years"

or, "Hey, now I'm really going to let you have it"?

- "Hey"? - Hey.

Hey.

Do we know them?

Inken, wait.

I can't anymore.

Can we take a break?

Please.

Maybe she didn't say "hey," but "eh."

Like, "Eh, get out of my way, Pancake."

- No, it was clearly a "hey." - Yes, but why?

Maybe she just wanted to be nice.

That was a joke.

You're being weird today.

- Guys, I gotta go. - What? We've not done the cobblestones.

Yeah, but I need to submit my French essay.

You sure you don't need help?

- No, I've got an idea. - You haven't started?

I have. In my head.

- I just need to write it down. - Okay. Fine.

And I'm meeting Nick too.

What? You didn't tell us about that.

The timing wasn't right.

- I'm off too then. - And where are you going?

Bye.

Yeah.

Oh, hey.

"Hey"? Seriously?

- How did you get in? - Your dad let me in.

Why did you hey Inken?

- Hey her? - Yes, hey her.

In the schoolyard.

You mean when I said "hey"?

Yes.

I don't know.

I wanted to be nice.

Yeah.

I told her that too.

But...

why?

No idea.

I'm...

Man, you really confuse me.

I confuse you?

You confuse me.

Why did you ask if we should meet?

Why did you agree?

Why did you show up?

Why did you show up?

Inken is going to kill me.

Why?

SUBJECT: FRENCH HOMEWORK

MY ESSAY "NORMANDY: A REGION OF RICHNESS AND DIVERSITY" IS ATTACHED

UPLOAD NEW CHAPTER NOW DATE WITH NICK IN 30 MIN

Fuck.

CHAPTER 27

Yeah?

Lena, which do you think is nicer?

Red?

Or blue?

- The red one. - Nice.

- Can you ask Inken what saddle she has? - What? Why?

I want to start biking more.

Shit.

"NORMANDY" BY LENA NGUYEN DRAFT SAVED

Shit.

PARIS, CAPITAL OF FRANCE, IS A CITY...

NICK: HEY, SORRY. SOMETHING'S COME UP.

LENA: TOO BAD. EVERYTHING OKAY? DO YOU WANT TO MEET ANOTHER TIME?

PLEASE FIND MY ESSAY ATTACHED

YOURS SINCERELY, INKEN

Hey, Leni.

Not only did you deliver the surprise of the year, but our homework too.

Thanks.

What?

I really wouldn't have thought you were CherryLipzz.

- Want to hear some? - Yeah.

"His gentle touches at the tip of my clitoris bring the feeling

in my lower abdomen to the point of explosion.

I beg him not to stop while his eyes devour me."

- Really? - Hey, Lena.

I thought you didn't get any action, but you're a proper slut.

Shut up, Bonehead. You're crazy.

How many guys did you sleep with to write that?

Bonehead, shut up.

- You think it's cool? - I do.

Why did she write it? It's not cool.

- It's cringe. - What's going on here?

Shit.

Lena!

Inken.

Inken, I...

Stop, please.

I can explain. I can explain.

- I thought we were friends. - And we are. I...

If that's friendship, I don't want it.

Inken, please.

Cheyenne, Vicky.

I can't pick who I have feelings for.

Feelings?

How can you have feelings for someone like that?

You're a damn liar.

At least I'm not lying to myself.

I respect myself enough not to be with a complete idiot for ages,

instead of someone who really likes me.

Yeah.

You'd rather be with the person who's tormented your best friend for years.

[English and German] Good job, Vicky. Really.

[in German] You'd understand if you weren't so damn insecure.

And whose fault is that?

Inken.

Vicky.

I'm so sorry.

WHY IS THERE STRAW HERE?

Wow, you wouldn't believe what Vicky's done.

Not everything's about you, okay?

You too now?

Miss Inken, where are you going?

She must be confident about her essay.

Hey.

Everything all right?

Don't you want to put them down?

Oh right.

Oh, okay.

I think the others are waiting... waiting.

Okay. Stop.

- Sorry, did I do something wrong? - No, no.

Can we wait a bit? Only because I...

imagined it all going a little differently.

Yes, sure. No, sorry.

- It was a crazy idea. - Okay.

Probably wouldn't have been very successful anyway.

Successful how?

I probably wouldn't have come anyway.

You only want to have sex with me to orgasm?

No.

Well, yes. But...

Are you serious?

What?

Women want orgasms too.

Yes, of course. But you've never been interested in me.

And now all of sudden, you're taking advantage of me?

So you don't want to have sex with me?

I do. I do. Kinda...

Yes. But not because I want to have an orgasm.

But because I like you.

And I thought maybe you felt the same way.

Got it.

LINUS: SHALL WE MEET UP SOMETIME?

MAGNUS: ONE PHOTO

NOAH: DO YOU BLOW TOO?

KEVIN: I CAN MAKE YOU TREMBLE LIKE CALEB TOO.

CHEYENNE CALLING

VICKY CALLING

INKEN: FLIN, I'M SO SORRY. I...

INKEN: FLIN, I WOULD NEVER...

BONEHEAD TO CLASS CHAT VIDEO

"...the feeling in my lower abdomen to the point of explosion."

Hey, Lena.

I thought you didn't get any action, but you're a proper slut.

Hi, this is Lena Nguyen's voicemail. Unfortunately...

VICKY CALLING

What's wrong?

- Everything okay with you two? - Everything's fine.

Do you want to order pizza later? Yeah?

What are you doing here?

I want to apologize.

For what?

The bullying? Your existence?

Everything.

I know there's no explanation.

- Nothing would put things right... - Did Vicky send you?

She's ghosting me.

Okay. Anything else?

Inken, your package with the padded bras has arrived.

In case it helps...

My breasts are different sizes,

I always have a cheat sheet in French

and I fake all my orgasms.

Oh great.

I think we need to swap.

It clearly didn't save my last marriage, but it prolonged it a little.

It's more reliable than some men. You can keep it if you want.

- Your father is very reliable... - Okay, yes.

I'll keep it if you stop telling me about your sex life.

Okay.

Can I ask you something?

How is... Well...

How do you manage to have orgasms?

- Hello? - Oh right. I thought that was a test.

No? Ah, one sec.

Okay, come. For real.

Sit down.

Well, at the beginning, it was a total disaster. I never came.

I didn't talk about it either.

Then at some point, I grasped that I had to find out for myself what I even like.

Because only when you know that, can you communicate it.

And if you have someone who'll try it out with you, you've hit the jackpot.

But you can just as well try it out by yourself.

The main thing is that you have fun and feel comfortable.

And, Inken...

this might be intrusive, but I looked at what you ordered.

And it's probably not my place to say this,

but you don't need all that.

You're wonderful.

Exactly as you are.

Don't let things like that hold you back in life.

You know,

the first time I slept with your father...

Okay.

Bye.

- Thanks. - Bye.

- [in French] Miss Laura? - Yes.

- Mr. Kevin? - [in German] Yes.

[in French] In French, please.

Yes.

- Miss Marina? - Yes.

Miss Lena?

Miss Lena?

[in German] She's probably busy with one of her fellas.

- Shut up, Bonehead. - Shut up, Bonehead.

- What language is that? - True.

[in French] In French.

Shut up, Bonehead.

- I won't tolerate such language here. - But he started it.

Both of you to the principal.

[in German] What? What did he say?

Both of you to the principal.

- But... - Now.

[German and English] Wow, this is so unfair.

OTHER WAYS, OTHER LAYS

[in German] Hey, look there, the stain.

Shit.

Vicky.

- You're leaking. Here. - Fuck it.

It's nothing for us to be ashamed of.

- What's going on here? - I'm menstruating, Mr Möller.

Inken, stop. Haven't you forgotten something?

- What? - Your breasts.

Oh no, you don't have any.

Fuck.

Do you think Bonehead's nose is broken?

His ego, at most.

I'm sorry, Inken.

The thing with Cheyenne,

it's over.

I know.

She apologized to me.

Why didn't you say anything?

I...

I didn't know how. I...

I had such a bad conscience.

And I felt like the worst friend in the world.

But it wasn't intentional.

Really.

I...

I was just so confused.

I've never felt like this before.

I'm sorry you couldn't talk to me about it.

I totally got carried away with this whole orgasm thing.

I dunno. I just didn't want to be a loser.

You're not a loser.

But I feel like one a lot of the time.

You want to know who's a loser?

Bonehead.

Or Tim.

But you...

Hey, you're so full of energy,

full of love.

You're always optimistic.

You're...

Hey, you're my best friend.

Yeah.

Hey.

How are you?

Why is your phone off?

These guys keep sending me disgusting messages and dick pics.

- How do you think I am? - Those disgusting assholes.

It's a criminal offense.

Oh man, Lena.

We're really two selfish idiots.

We're really sorry.

We shouldn't have let you down like that.

But hey, look at it this way.

Things are actually going great for you.

I mean, you're a successful author.

And a sex goddess. How awesome is that?

But everyone thinks I'm a slut.

Nick too.

Did he call you one?

No, but it was the way he looked at me.

Why does everyone meddle with women's sex lives?

If we want to have lots of sex, we have lots.

And if we don't, we don't.

- Totally. - Right?

If we're virgins and have no sex, then we're prudes.

But if we have sex, we're sluts. So which is it?

What does "virgin" even mean? When his dick hasn't been inserted yet?

As if that's the only type of sex.

And the hymen virginity test isn't even real. It's a myth.

It's all old fashioned, male-dominated bullshit.

I'm done with it.

I don't want to have to hide anymore.

I'm CherryLipzz and I had an orgasm.

- What? - How?

Nick.

- You slept with Nick? - You slept with Nick?

Yes. Well, no.

I envisioned it.

How did you do it?

Circling? Tapping? How much pressure?

- Do you need a guide? - Yes, please, absolutely.

Come here.

I missed you guys so much.

EDIT PROFILE

CHANGE PHOTO

SAVE CHANGES

I'm sorry I didn't turn up at the big wheel.

And that I didn't support you at school.

I... I'm a...

A numbskull? A dickhead?

A conceited, clueless idiot?

Yes, probably all those things.

I... When I saw you were CherryLipzz,

I just panicked.

I thought you were out of my league,

since my cherry is very much not popped.

- I know, it's so embarrassing... - What? Not at all.

I thought you'd think I was boring or uptight...

when you found out that I...

have no experience.

You're not uptight at all. And your stories are just fiction?

That makes it even cooler.

And it's so awesome what you've done with CherryLipzz.

- Really? - Yeah.

Hey.

You probably don't meet fans, but...

can we retry our date sometime?

- He asked me on a date. - I'm so happy for you guys.

Me too.

- Hey. - Hey.

- Hey. - Hey.

Have you maybe seen Shanti and Vanessa?

Well, then.

But you can sit with us if you like.

Right, Vicky?

Yeah, sure.

Hey.

Hey.

Okay, but this hey-ing really needs to stop. I can't take it.

Be right back.

Shit.

Flin!

Flin, wait!

Flin!

Please!

Wait, Flin! Stop!

Flin!

Oh fuck.

Why now? Oh fuck.

Flin!

Flin, please. Wait.

Thanks. Give me a sec, please.

Or I'll just talk. No worries.

I'm...

I'm incredibly sorry. Really.

I...

I was totally confused and angry, at Vicky and at myself.

And there you were.

You're always perfect, saying the right thing.

And I'm so shitty to you.

You don't deserve it.

And I'll totally get if you're mad at me forever.

But if there's even any chance we can at least be friends again...

You're important to me, Flin.

Do you know how annoying you are?

- Medium annoying? - No, honestly.

With you, everything always has to be right now.

I'm just enthusiastic.

- It's always life or death. - Like I said, enthusiastic.

- You always disagree. - I don...

You do.

And even though you really deserve it...

somehow I can't be mad at you.

I'll make up for it. Promise.

Okay.

Maybe you can start by not forgetting photo album gifts.

Oh no.

Will I have to hear about that forever now?

Well, I mean...

Yes.

That was it. My hot girl summer.

A lot of sex, a lot of drama, but sadly, only one orgasm.

But I'm not complaining. I learned a lot.

I learned Tim isn't right for me,

that I'm okay as I am,

that I should definitely consider a career as a pro cyclist...

- Fuck. - Fuck.

Fuck.

Bikinis tight?

And above all, nothing's possible without my girls.

HOT GIRL SUMMER

[in French] Miss Inken.

[in German] Whatever you did,

keep it up.

See you next year.

The orgasm really helped.

- Fuck, I have to wash my hands. - What?

[in English] Just kidding.

[in German] "Caleb's fingers circle faster around the tip of my clitoris,

"and the feeling in my lower abdomen explodes.

I'm coming."

Cheyenne, you have something there.

What? A bug?

No.

- Is it gone? - No.

- Man, where? - There.

It's not funny. Where?

- Tell me. - No.

I hate you.