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I'm constantly on the move. The weeks go

by like hours. You haven't changed base

for the last 10 years. You know, that's

the price one has to pay for success.

I'm starting to get out of shape.

Stanley doesn't let up. You're better

off here with a subsidiary. You're on

your own with a secretary without any

major decision-making and you don't have

to be on the move.

Great life you must have with Marie, a

truly charming wife. Jack, it's been 2

years since Marie and I are divorced.

Oh, [ __ ]

You don't look that bad off with a wife

that's gone. I've been living with my

secretary for last 6 months. Oh, that's

really French, isn't it? I was bragging

about being so original and you end up

with your secretary.

Jack?

Yeah, okay, Danny. Give it to me fast.

Ewell's on a rally. I'll call to confirm

before lunch. Let's sell out on Fidelity

Freedom. They're buying now. Yeah, try

and sell as much as you can. We'll try

and sell the Ewell next week. Did you

pick up any United funds? What price?

50. Fan-fucking-tastic. Okay, good work,

Danny. I'll be waiting for your call.

Take care, Jack. Oh, hey, that's a

couple hundred dollars I just made for

the company.

What's wrong?

Can't feel my left arm. I have the

impression that my heart is going to

in the middle of I need to

Hey, stop joking around for once, will

you? My my jet lag makes me very

sensitive.

I'm sure I must be having a heart

attack. You're not going to have a heart

attack. It's not possible.

Hey,

you can't do this to me. You know damn

well I need you for that rendezvous

tomorrow. If you're not there, the guy's

going to take me for an idiot.

Come on, let's try and walk around a

bit.

Come on.

I'm sure it'll make you feel better.

Come on.

It's hereditary.

Hereditary.

You have a problem, monsieur?

No.

Say it in English.

Everything is fine.

HELP! HELP!

Not now.

My father died of heart attack.

You're not going to die.

You can't die. You were fine a minute

ago. It's a heart attack, Jack.

Stanley here.

Oh, Mr. Stanley.

Sorry, my limo was going through a

tunnel. I didn't know it was you. Hey,

everything looks great for tomorrow's

meeting. I could even tell you it's

already in the bag. That's great, Jack.

You know how much we need this deal at

the moment. Oh, don't sweat it. I'll

call you after tomorrow's meeting and

say hello to Mrs. Stanley.

on you, Jack.

On the rocks.

I was expecting a few more people here

in the bar to relax.

Hi.

Name's Jack Lesterhook.

You seem trapped in loneliness.

You must be in deep [ __ ] A colleague

friend of mine just let me down for a

business rendezvous. He was supposed to

be my translator. I can't speak French

and I completely panic when I don't

speak the language.

That's because you never took the time,

that's all. You have no entire time. Are

you free tomorrow? As free as the

breeze. Would you be my translator for a

couple hours?

Sure. Would a thousand dollars do it for

you? Cash? Got it.

But you didn't even ask me if I spoke

French.

I'm positive we're going to make a great

team. Maybe this is even the beginning

of a big friendship.

Amongst friends, there should be no

lies. Your colleague didn't let you

down. He has a big heart problem.

How did you learn such good English?

Always tell the truth.

Even when I lie.

So, say goodnight to the bad guy.

Any messages? Yeah, quite a few.

The banker.

Go ahead.

Banker? Kennedy called three times.

Kennedy three times, huh?

Bob. Bob? Is he staying on the bay?

Patty called twice. Patty twice? Hello?

Hello?

Is Tina there? She says free Friday

night.

And I'm American business man that's

dressed up for me translating job for a

business meeting.

I'm in the relaxing bar of the hotel

right now. Everything's going great.

Don't worry. I'm the breeze.

You know, I just got back from this

rejuvenation session in the Arizona

desert, a crystal mineral therapy for 2

weeks that I got for only 10 grand.

Five times a day for 1 hour sprawled out

naked on a bed of crystals in the

blazing sun, you wouldn't believe it.

Your body becomes super energized, hard,

and solid while the spirit becomes

illuminated and uncontrollable.

Wait, it doesn't France tonight?

If anyone's supposed to pay, it sure

wouldn't be me. Me, too.

I've never been paid, either.

If you haven't figured out the absurdity

of why you're here on this earth, you

will never advance in the content of

yourself. Damn right. I need to get a

business card. I'll be back. Uh we could

meet tomorrow morning at 9:00 in my

suite. We could have breakfast together

and prepare the rendezvous. Uh give me

your cell phone number in case I need to

contact you.

Oh my god, I didn't even ask you your

name.

Maxime.

Maxime Luchaux.

06 83 42 1255. It's the latest model

with a proximity beeper.

The proximity beeper.

So, 9:00, okay?

Leave a message.

Juliette, it's Jack.

I'm not here.

Patty, it's Jack.

Hi, friend. Hello, partner.

What are you doing here? You're not

supposed to be here at this hour.

They told me you needed me. I'm free.

What's the problem, Jack? Don't need you

24 hours a day.

I'm doing all I can to put myself into

the skin of a businessman. It's not

easy. I have these cards made.

I don't understand why you are not as

friendly with me like you were in the

bar.

I don't like people who change with the

wind. If you start changing like a wind

vane with me, I could become very very

angry.

I'm sorry.

I haven't slept since my arrival from

San Francisco. I'm completely

jet-lagged.

And I haven't had any good news from my

friend Francois who's still in intensive

care.

I'm afraid it's the end for Francois.

Don't like people who change with the

wind, either.

You're absolutely right.

Hey Maxime, you're not falling in love

with me or anything like that, are you?

Of course not. You're my businessman

friend.

I'm in love with Justine.

She's a nurse.

Then why aren't you with Justine right

now?

Okay, Jack. I got the message.

You don't want me around.

And now you got me thinking about

beautiful Justine.

You're lucky to be able to cry. I can't

do it even though I sometimes feel like

it.

It's all blocked up inside.

I'm sorry. Not tonight. It's not

possible.

Hey Maxime, I understand. If you need a

place to sleep for the night, there's an

extra bed.

Oh la la.

It's past 10:00. I've got to go to

sleep.

Oh la la. I don't even have my pills.

It's been 2 years since I've taken no

more pills. The pills to go to sleep,

the pills to wake up.

Taken so many drugs, I don't feel

anything anymore.

I used to know a nurse when I was young

and crazy.

I wanted to marry her, but she dropped

me for would you believe it a golfer?

Her parents wanted her to marry the one

who was richer.

But they aren't stinking rich.

And still my wife has left me.

Sometimes I just can't take it anymore.

You're sick, Jack.

You just like being young and rich too

much.

I just didn't have the choice.

Damn jet lag.

I'm going to sleep.

Me, too. I didn't have a ninja.

Let's do it. Let's go, Maxime. We don't

have much time. Hey,

come on.

HEY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? WHY ARE YOU

UP AT 3:00 A.M.?

I DIDN'T SLEEP ALL NIGHT.

Can't sleep without my pills.

I'm not going nowhere.

You don't have to make your bed. The

hotel takes care of that. The way one

makes his bed.

Especially to sleep.

I'm so afraid of the witching hour.

That's for sure.

Just can't get rid of the witching over

night.

I've always felt that the witching was

slowly making me fade away.

No one ever believed me.

I can't sleep. It's driving me.

I can do anything you want.

I'll be at your service.

Who makes sense of

I'm number one.

That's right.

Your confidence in me, Jack, means a

lot. I'm so touched, Maxime, that you're

sharing this with me. But we have to go.

We're going to be late for the

rendezvous. It's time to make some

money. I'm ready.

You like to take a shower? The showers

are only on Tuesdays and Fridays.

Good morning, Mr. Lister Hauff. It's

Hauff. Not Hauff. Hauff. Jack Lister

Hauff. How are you doing?

Remember, Maxime, never show any sign of

weakness.

If you want to win, you've got to be

greedy.

Greed is the engine of progress.

You've got to create your own life.

For each deal, it always happens.

I get this heaviness in my guts.

Panicked that I might fail.

A queer, dizzy sensation takes over the

body.

It's at that moment you got to convince

yourself you're number one.

It's euphoric.

For a while, you feel you're king of the

world.

Mr. de La Martinière, how are you? Mr.

Lister Hauff, how nice to meet you.

Hauff.

Not Hauff. Hauff. Mr. Lister Hauff.

Hauff. Ah, Lister Hauff. All right.

Maxime Luchaux, my translator. Voici

Maxime Luchaux, mon traducteur. Okay.

Please.

So,

this is your first time in Paris, Mr.

Lister Hauff?

You come from

San Francisco, beautiful city.

It always hot in California, I think

that. Is it hot in California?

I would like

I'm calm, Jack, but this guy is

preventing me from doing my job. Let's

start the deal. That's what we're here

for. Commençons le deal. Nous sommes là

pour ça. You can expect your investment

to double in a year's time. It's a sure

bet. Vous pouvez vous attendre à un

doublement de capital en un an. C'est un

bon pari.

Mais écoutez, ce rendez-vous est pour

moi une pure formalité. Je suis tout à

fait décidé à investir dans les

nouvelles technologies.

For me, this rendezvous is really only a

pure formality. I'm already decided in

investing in the new technologies. This

guy is a crook, Jack. I can feel it.

Yes.

The exuberance of the new technology

markets is confirming itself every day.

It sometimes fluctuates. I won't deny

it.

Of course, but for middle and long-term

investments, my US company only makes

sure bets.

Good. Good. We both know that if the

newly created companies in the market

finish the year at a loss, the

stockholders still make a killing as the

stock prices rise.

That's not what I learned at business

school, but I learned at team.

I have a new team of office cleaners and

they haven't emptied the trash for 3

days.

What's going on?

This guy really thinks he's something

special. Just stick to the translating,

Maxime. This guy is not a good human.

I will not tolerate impoliteness in my

office. I prefer doing business with

people who don't treat me like an idiot.

He believes in nothing, and that's

serious.

Um protect her

mean you uh

Um an old treasure

the

No.

Yeah. Not a good joke. I just wanted to

confirm the good news before I went to

bed.

The client didn't follow through as

expected. No balls, Mr. Stanley.

That's a less than zero reply, Mr.

Lesterhoof. Come on, Mr. Stanley. You

can't wipe away 10 years dedicated

service with one bad meeting. I'm

counting on you to find a solution to

this problem, Mr. Hoof.

Can't you keep your personal intuitions

to yourself? Can you tell me what was

going on between YOU AND THAT GODDAMN

TRASH CAN?

I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU, JACK. YOU'VE BEEN

FREQUENTING NON-HUMAN PEOPLE FOR TOO

LONG. AND STOP COMPLAINING.

IF YOU CAN'T TAKE THIS [ __ ] ANYMORE,

IF IT MAKES YOU SAD, THAT'S NOT MY

FAULT.

WHO HAS DEFORMED YOU, JOHN?

YOU DON'T KNOW who you are anymore.

You've lost all perspective.

I'm sorry I lost my cool, Maxime. Excuse

me, you're right. It's because we're

friends and I can share my emotions with

you.

Come on. I owe you some money.

Thank you so much, Jack.

No one has ever considered me as a

friend. You know, all my life there were

people around me and I've always been so

lonely.

most of my time alone, too.

Room 501, please.

In some moments, like a sudden flash, I

can see inside others. I can't help it,

but I have to say what I see.

Can you explain to me, Jack, why we

always have to keep things inside to

seem normal?

This hypocrisy is draining me.

You

You're smiling at my friend, Jack, but

your smile is so fabricated and empty.

But I'm paid to smile, sir.

There are moments in life when you are

so alone all you feel like doing is

crying your eyes out.

We are dying

each second.

I know what you're saying, Maxime.

But let's not let ourselves go with

these negative thoughts, huh?

Four.

HELP!

HELP!

HELP!

HELP!

He's an elevator phobic. We just got

stuck in one and he hasn't said a word

since.

You're helping someone out, Jack. That

doesn't sound like you. Did you just

blow a big deal?

No, it's my friend. He's not

communicating with me. That's not his

nature. What the hell am I going to do?

I believe you're the one who's not well,

Jack Lesterhoof. Well, in fact, you're

right, Greenberg. After a day like

today, I honestly feel like throwing in

the towel and giving it all up. Now,

Jack, relax. Your company needs you. You

must be crazy in vetting xenophobic

friends.

Hey, I'm not paying you a thousand bucks

for you to tell me that I'm crazy. Jack

That guy thinks you don't exist and then

I am I'm nuts. Can you believe it?

You're regressing.

We've got to change that.

I mean, after a day like today, we've

got to let it out. See some people,

laugh a little bit.

Maxime, could you please tell me what

has happened to my hair?

When you came out, you had no hair.

You had no hair when you came out. Jesus

Christ, I can't believe it. What the

hell happened? What am I going to do?

Hold this in your hand.

I promise it will make you feel better.

Room 501, please.

You know, once we get used to it, you

don't look bad.

Bald.

There's a message for you, sir.

Francois is dead.

What did I tell you?

Jesus Christ, what did I do to deserve

this? This is not happening. If you

would like, Jack, I could shave my head.

It might make you feel better. It might

even help you to accept yourself as you

are. Listen to me, Maxime. At the

moment, I'm going through a very

personal fundamental trauma.

My whole being right now is holding

together by Scotch tape.

This is really bad. So, the best thing

you can do for me right now is simply to

shut up.

Jack, it's no use to hide yourself

behind the illusion of who you think you

are.

This is Maxim, your friend, talking to

you.

Never fear,

Big Master is here.

You see?

Big Master is my spiritual chief. He

allows me to be and at the same time

stops me from being.

He inspires me in the quality of being

light.

He helps me to be open to life.

COME ON, JACK. YOU'RE AN AMERICAN. HOW

CAN YOU SHOW SUCH WEAKNESS?

STAY WITH US. DON'T HIDE. KEEP THE

CONTACT.

STAY WITH US.

DON'T HIDE.

Don't hide.

Don't hide. Keep the contact.

Keep the contact.

Don't hide.

Don't hide.

I've lied to myself all my life.

I've lost all bearings.

What was I telling you?

Be honest from this moment on and tell

me something you've never told anybody

else.

To tell the truth, when I really think

about it, I never wanted to be what I've

become.

Well, everybody can say that.

Come on. You can do better than that.

Inside me, I feel some sort of

cosmic revolt, but I don't know against

what.

Maybe against everything, I guess.

I'm a global child, but I can't

challenge the rest of the world to a

fight. No, it's all too vague what

you're telling me, too general.

Okay.

Now, it's my turn.

The money I've made as an interpreter,

he's going to pay for my trip to India.

Justine lives over there.

For 3 years, what has kept me alive is

the thought of my escape to go and join

her.

Big Master has been a big support.

That's my secret.

I've never told anybody else.

Not even Justine.

Thank you, Maxim.

I feel empty.

Are you going to Francois' funeral

before you leave for the States?

Oh, come on, Jack. Death is not

contagious. Everyone has a turn. It

comes in random order. There's nothing

to think about.

Could you change the subject, please?

Hey, you could be a bit happier for our

last time together.

I'll end up with a bad impression of

you. It's never good to be left with a

bad image of someone you like.

I'm going to kill my ego, eliminate the

I.

This Vanessa is not my sister. Hi, the

name's Vanessa.

I don't speak French anymore.

You're not interfering with my plans.

I'm going to India to find Justine.

Did Maxim tell you he escaped from his

insane asylum 2 days ago?

You know very well that if you're

exposed too long to the outside world,

you're going to hurt yourself, Maxim.

I found a friend.

You're still so trapped in your

frustration. Don't bother me with it. I

haven't taken my pills for 2 days.

Please, you have to convince Maxim to

come with me. He's got to go back, and I

would prefer that all this be done the

most human way possible.

Stop acting like a nut, Maxim.

Is it true you gave Maxim a translating

job? Yeah.

It's impossible to imagine you couldn't

see that he's completely crazy. Well,

you're a bit rough on him. Maxim's

unpredictable, that's for sure, but I

believe he's just innocent and acutely

sensitive.

He's only dangerous to himself.

Wait for us in my room. I'll be down

soon.

If you're not crazy, why did you leave a

message to the parents telling them

where you were?

In the name of our friendship, why don't

you tell me you were crazy? I'm not

crazy. If you're not nuts, why did they

stick you in an asylum? To protect

myself. From what?

How could I know when all this was

decided for me when I was 15?

Everything was decided for me.

Always.

And now I'm pissed off.

They were not expecting me to fall in

love.

That love has made me brave. I can

assume my life for once.

I love Justine because she's the only

person since I can remember who didn't

look at me like I was crazy.

The only one until I met you, Jack.

Let me take care of your sister. Could

you kidnap me, Jack? Forget about the

ransom.

Come on.

You let him lock himself in like that?

Relax, Vanessa. You got to chill out.

Your nervousness upsets Maxim. I know my

brother, and I don't need any lesson

from some immoral American who only

cares about business, and that is what I

smell when I see you, Jack. So, if you

think you can buy everything with your

money, get it in that empty head of

yours that I will never go to bed with

you. So, stop with the California

Casanova.

It seems that you have convinced Maxim

to come with me. Lighten up, lady. So,

now we have the hysterical American who

wants to feel you're losing a bit of

power.

You know, I truly believe this trip to

India could do Maxim a lot of good.

I'll go with him.

It'll be my responsibility. The money

only makes it easier.

It's out of the question.

Okay, go home.

You're not going to tell me how to live.

We see each other three times a year. In

2 days, I got to know Jack better than

we did all our lives.

I even knew him with hair. Come down.

You're having a fit here, not even

making any sense. With hair? I've never

felt better in my life.

Keep up the BLAH BLAH BLAH. GO BACK TO

WORK AND DO IT FOR the others. You have

no ideas, but you still pay for it. What

kind of work are you in?

I'm a TV news journalist.

Leave me.

Your distance means nothing to me.

Go.

No.

If you still want to go to India, we got

to get out of here fast.

Maxim, I want to thank you for giving me

the opportunity to come to India with

you.

I'm 40 years old, and

it's time to nourish my spirit.

Destiny has brought us together, and I'm

not going to miss this chance.

It's like

you're pointing the way to go,

and I do.

What is Justine doing over here?

Her skin is too sensitive for the smell

of [ __ ]

This heat is intolerable.

Believe me,

this is glorious chaos. Everybody has to

look out for anybody or they're dead.

Come on, Maxim.

Look at the look in people's eyes.

There's a certain softness and grace.

You don't see that anymore back West.

And the colors,

the dresses,

they're even better than I imagined.

They're not dresses. They're saris.

Did you know they're just one piece of

cloth about 6 m long?

We men wear not trousers.

We wear only dhotis. They are so

comfortable. Jack, could you keep your

mouth shut?

How was the trip, Vanessa? Oh, it's

nothing, sir. We'll know once we get

there.

I'm here to get the woman I love.

Oh, my. These love marriages, they're

never any good.

I don't like to be challenged, Raj. Calm

down, Maxim. It's how it's done over

here. Arrange marriages are the thing.

It's tradition.

I met my wife the way you did.

I did not know her from Adam or Eve.

You would say anything just to seem

interesting. It's a custom, no more

hypocritical than others. We usually get

married to people in our own class.

You can brag all you want of your

marriage, Raj.

But you totally ignore your wife, and I

must warn you, your descendants suffer

from that.

Sir Maxim,

your words conveys great wisdom.

I must sincerely thank you for it.

I've never made love to a woman I love.

Justine,

you're my sanctuary,

my place to hide,

my secret church.

Sir Maxim, I would like to show you a

place of much wisdom. It's my favorite.

Okay.

But I don't want to waste much more

time.

Gentlemen,

this is Miracle Forest.

Sir Maxim,

this temple is for the god Ayyanar.

And could you please remove your shoes?

Look, it's my first temple.

I'm trembling.

Sir Maxim,

would you like to join a puja?

I'm loyal to only one god.

You have the little horses,

I have a little pig.

Sir,

would you like to participate in the

puja?

Yes.

And this,

and this in the forehead.

Yes, thank you.

How can I transcend anything with you

around?

This land is so peaceful.

Dry, but rich at the same time. Can you

feel its wisdom, Maxim?

Just think,

Gandhi walked down these roads

introducing to the world his philosophy

of non-violence.

You don't know how much he's influenced

California. Forget Gandhi. Forget

Gandhi.

My main problem is that all my life I've

defined my existence by exterior things.

Forget Gandhi.

When do we get to Pondicherry?

Where is Pondicherry?

Are we far from Pondicherry?

Where is Pondicherry?

Hello.

Lester Holt, where the hell are you?

Your shrink just called me and told me

you flipped out. What about our [ __ ]

deal?

Stanley Kubrick, give me a chance to

find a little peace.

What the hell are you doing? Hey, Jack.

What if we get in trouble? Stop it.

Leave it alone.

Come, sir. Come. There is no reason to

be excited.

This is Catholic convent.

People's main activity is making

embroidery.

I know how to read that.

What is Justine doing in a convent? It

looks like a prison.

I'm looking for Justine.

Hi. My name's Jack Lester Holt.

What can I do for you, dear lady?

My name is Anna. Well, Anna, this is my

very good friend Maxim, and he's looking

for a young nurse who goes by the name

of Justine, and who apparently lives

here.

I will get Sister Justine for you.

Love conquers all.

What are you looking at me like that

for?

If Justine has become a nun,

it's because

I didn't come here soon enough.

Oh, I'm so proud of her. She has

preserved her purity all for me.

Jack,

I must ask you something very important.

Do you think that my love for her has

stayed pure even if I [ __ ] around a

lot in the asylum?

I'm afraid I'm the wrong person to ask,

Maxim. I could tell you the answer is

yes, but deep down inside I'm afraid

it's no.

Is Justine aware that you love her?

Of course not. Sir Maxim,

all chances are there if our god

Ganeshan little pig are with you.

Un,

deux, She's on.

Un, deux, trois.

Jack Lester Holt,

Jack Lester Holt, businessman taking a

break. I'm Maxim's escort.

Come back here 9:00.

She looks so sexy in white.

This might be a good time to look for a

hotel, no? Oh, that is right on over

there.

But you may like something more local. I

know some good hotel 10 minutes away by

car. No no more car today if we can

avoid it. It was only steps away.

You know I'm available just 5 minutes by

a phone call.

Don't hesitate to call me if you need a

guide. I had guys.

You're right Mr. Maxim.

You don't need guide. But it was my

pleasure to driving you

and Mr. Jack.

Mr. Maxim, I thank you for enlighten my

path. You have a lot of work to do on

yourself Raj. So you can become again

variable to your wife and your older

son.

And to me too. Maxim, I've had it with

your impoliteness. Jesus, where did you

learn your manners?

Jack,

Mr. Maxim is absolutely right.

His words are golden. His vision

surpasses all the appearances. You're

lucky to have a friend like him.

Mr. Maxim?

I WANT THE AIR CONDITION ROOM NOW.

TAKE A SHOWER MAXIM.

IT'LL COOL YOU OFF.

Even if it is Thursday.

You know,

I always thought that a couple was an

end in itself.

It wasn't until my wife left me after 7

years of marriage.

In fact,

what really happened was that I was in

love with myself being married.

I didn't know how to make my illusion a

reality.

How was it sexually with your wife?

It wasn't that great towards the end.

A premature ejaculator.

You must be like most Americans.

You don't have any notion of pleasure

Jack.

I can see it when you eat.

I've had good training. I can tell you

I'm ready to share my pleasure with

Justine.

Why are you laughing? I was just trying

to imagine crazy people making love.

Okay, I take a shower.

Maxim,

Jack.

Justine?

Jack, you're the biggest one of us. You

drive. I want to take you to this great

bar. You want me to drive? I can drive

as much as I can do Jack. Come on. Come

on.

Come on.

But I don't

But Jack

What is from the green thing?

The phone I put you in with the doctor

Oh.

You want me to go to Goa.

That's where you asked to go.

You'll love it there.

Goa?

Were you a nun when you went to Goa?

Of course not. I wasn't a nun then.

Are you still a nurse?

I almost quit being a nurse when I met

Maxim.

But I get back into it.

Come on.

You came all this way to butt there on

your counter. Come on, have a drink

since you've given up your pills.

You know.

If you let yourself go

India will transform you.

I hope so.

Okay, great. Everyone go to the

botanical garden.

Now that we have done that, I think it's

time to go.

Have you cooled off yet Maxim? It's

getting late.

It's too hot to sleep.

If I were in your place, I would still

give it a chance with Justine.

I have the feeling that Justine has lost

herself in this country.

She didn't ask me anything about him.

She doesn't even know that I escaped

from Sham Florey to be with her.

Hello. Yeah, this is Jack Osterhoff. Is

Dr. Greenberg in his office? Thank you.

Hold on please.

Yes.

Hey Greenberg, I got a question for you.

Can a schizophrenic engage himself in a

durable relationship? At last Jack,

you're finally admitting your illness.

Now we're getting somewhere. But be

careful. You're not ready to fall in

love yet. I'm warning you.

I'm not talking about me. I'm calling

you about my friend. We're in India.

He's in love with a nun who's in the

Goa. Get the hell out of India Jack.

It's going to aggravate your symptoms.

Your company needs you.

Come back Jack. Come back.

For 10 years I've paid that quack for

him to make fun of me.

You're right Jack. I can feel for

Justine. I can feel she needs me.

Now you're talking buddy. That's the

spirit. Wasn't that easy? But women are

one thing Jack.

You're not in my place. Okay.

You know, I was

really touched by your interesting

personal language. What were you talking

about?

Come on Jack. It was nonsense.

Completely made up. Uh-huh.

Well, maybe we can get some sleep now,

huh?

I need to buy Justine some flowers.

Tomorrow Maxim.

Come on.

You should be ashamed of yourself. That

guy was only trying to do his job.

Come on man.

Oh, you can buy the flowers by weight.

You can buy

100 g of orange flowers and 150 g of

white flowers. Orange and white, that's

nice, no?

I wish you put these in a vase and ask

my sister.

How much is it? 50 rupees.

50? 50 rupees.

Thank you.

Come on, Maxime.

Hey, Maxime.

Maxime.

What are you doing?

Maxime.

What are you doing?

Come on.

Maxime.

I want Justine. Where is she? Sister

Justine is doing her rounds in some of

the villages outside the city.

I want Justine. Take me to her, please.

Um

if you can find me a motorcycle,

I can take you.

You have to drink it here. The bottle's

on the floor.

Ah, this climate is wonderful for my

body.

It gets even stronger in this incredible

heat.

I hear the massages are great in this

country.

You see, I'm not insensitive to my

chakras. I'm in tune

with my third eye.

Maybe we could go out and party tonight.

But no one has died.

What?

We have bodies for funerals.

Nevertheless, uh Jack, you know what

would make me really happy? No.

It would be a beautiful gesture if you

would make a handsome donation

to the embroidery center.

Maxime.

Don't waste your film.

Where is Justine?

She must be in one of these houses here.

Justine.

Justine.

Justine, darling, where are you?

Justine.

Justine, darling, where are you? Hey,

Justine. Justine. Where are you?

Justine, darling.

Justine.

Justine is coming now.

My head is at ease here in India,

but not my body.

Maxime, the head and body are one.

And you're talking out of your ass.

You're forcing yourself to be nice to

me, but deep down inside we both know

you're two-faced, maybe even

three-faced. I'm going to talk to

Justine about that.

You'll feel better.

You'll feel better.

I'm so fed up with these Indian smiles

and this unending heat.

I'm losing too much water.

Hello, baby.

This is Venu, my assistant. Hi. Hi.

There's no one that child to be examined

because he's

blessed by the God.

God takes care of the spirit. I can take

care of the body.

How does she know that this child alone

is blessed by the gods?

Because he's not out there. He's crazy.

Ah.

Again. Yeah.

A little longer, huh?

Okay.

Ah, ah, ah.

Ooh, ah.

Again, carefully.

Longer.

Great.

Come cool off, Maxime. This is

wonderful. I have to go and visit the

local Brahmin. I would love to take you.

Thank you very much.

Justine is happy without me.

She doesn't need me.

What's wrong, Jack?

These people need to get connected.

That's their only chance for survival.

They got to catch up. I'm going to talk

to Stanley about it. Imagine the

business. Plug in India into the rest of

the world. I'm afraid you're too late,

Jack.

India is already very developed with

computers and internet. DAMN IT! DAMN

IT! DAMN IT!

THERE'S A PAIR OF CAR HEADLIGHTS shining

in my dark brain, and I know it means

I've come to India for something very

important. I can feel it, Maxime.

Maybe if I kiss a couple sacred cows, I

might come to something in my

meditation.

Jesus,

I'm so empty.

Oh, I want my wig.

No.

No, no, no. It's too hot for that.

Maybe if we take off all our clothes and

walk back to town, we won't need our

passports anymore.

Tear up your passport, Jack.

That's what I did after my first month

here.

And I'm totally free.

Come on, Bryce.

Tear up my passport? She must be nuts.

Well, she is.

Come on.

Please, Lisa. Tell Mr. Stanley there's a

gold mine waiting for him in India.

Got to realize, though, that it might

take some time.

But we got a lot of that, don't we? Hey,

did you know that a sari is only one

piece of cloth?

Oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, and uh tell

Teresa uh no, tell Sally to tell Teresa

that I'm not free this weekend.

I've got the best pig master in the sea.

I've left it for too long.

I promised.

Maxime,

our friendship has given me wings.

I'm starting to dream again.

How did I accept to live ignoring the

unknown before me?

I sank into the standard.

No more ideas,

tight thoughts and beliefs,

dictated desires,

no more ideals,

no revolt,

asleep,

pitiful.

I finished living with illusions.

I don't have many left, either.

I'm being light, Maxime. I can feel it.

And I feel like swimming.

That's what you must be hot.

Not swimming in soup.

Jack, you still back? I can't swim.

Jack, come back to me, back. Jeez, come

back.

Jack!

Ah, bad feeling.

Jack!

Jack!

Jack.

It's a great party, Maxime. Isn't it?

Maroti omori sbore ne.

Mhm.