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(DUCKS QUACKING)

I thought I asked you to change the filter.

Oh, I'm sorry. I was just about to do it.

- Well, chop, chop. - Don't talk to her like that.

And look who's up before noon.

I'm serious. She's a cleaner, not your slave.

Oh, please, I pay her enough, don't I?

(SPEAKING HINDI) Hmm?

"Be useful, then you can criticise."

I told you, I've got a job.

Oh, yeah. Whipping boy at the local pub?

A real, honest job.

Do you know what that is?

Yeah, but you're worth so much more.

If you just tried, you could be someone.

What, like you? A bully?

- No wonder Mum left. - What did you say?

You know he's right.

It's not my job to make your breakfast.

No, you're right.

Cleaning is your job.

You have some serious issues!

You know what else your mother left behind?

You.

- What did you say? - Ah, you want to hit me, huh?

DON: See, that's what I want to see!

I want to see some fight in you!

- (KEYS CLATTER) - Where are you going?

Kass!

(FESTIVE MUSIC PLAYING)

Avast, me hearties!

If you're looking for freebooting fun

for all the family,

head to The Black Dog. Ah-ha!

- Free grog at The Dog. - And a leaflet for you.

And one for you, sir.

And one for you, madam. Have one of these.

Thank you very much, sir. Ah-ha!

Hey, where's your gusto, hearty lass?

Look at me. It's embarrassing.

Well, you should've thought of that when you took my money.

Drop anchor in The Black Dog pub!

You'll love it!

Go on, heave to.

Show me what you got, come on.

Want to know what scurvy feels like?

Come and try our food at The Black Dog Inn!

Right, maybe you should carry on getting supplies.

Thanks for all your help. Brilliant.

Come to The Black Dog!

Come one, come all, come have a ball.

All your liver could require and more!

Ah-ha!

(LIGHTER FLICKING)

(SEAGULLS SQUAWKING)

(TYRES SCREECHING)

Get out! Get out!

Don't make me hurt him!

Get out!

Come on, get out!

- Go, go! Go, go! - Shh.

- Kill switch! - Where does it go?

- Go! - All right, let's go!

Do as your told. Get in. Get in!

(ENGINE STARTING)

All right, people, look lively!

I want the van's exact location

radioed through en route please. Jen, you're with me.

Let's go! Let's go!

(SIREN BLARING)

Don't worry, short cut.

Get out!

Easy, easy.

Go on, then. Let's move!

- Now open it. - All right.

Don't you look at me! Do it.

- (DOG BARKING) - (SIREN BLARING)

Put your hands through!

Don't you fight me!

MAN: Keep still!

Stop wriggling or you're asking for it.

Don't look at me!

Come on, we gotta go! Come on!

(SIRENS APPROACHING)

Check out that camper for me, Jen, will you?

You all right, my friend?

Yeah, yeah. They went out the back.

Jen?

Mike Oscar Two, suspects have fled

out the back of the old fish market on foot.

Do you have eyes on them, over?

WOMAN: (OVER RADIO) Sorry, sir, there's hundreds of pirates out here.

So, who am I looking for exactly?

Morning. Jane Kennedy.

Hi, thanks. Right.

- Morning. - Good morning.

(SIGHS)

Why's it always the gruesome ones in the morning?

Right.

White male, mid-40s, no other clothes or ID.

And no face.

Most likely cause of death, severe blunt trauma to the head.

That's gonna make it harder to identify him.

Ugh.

Come on, Clint, it's your job. Make yourself useful.

What do you see?

Uh, well, he's definitely dead.

You're a natural. Look.

Tattoo on his forearm.

Looks like a skull crossed with arrows.

That could help us. See anything else?

Uh... There.

There's a laceration on the lower leg.

- Good. - Like maybe something was tied around it.

Ooh, like a kill switch for a jet ski.

Yeah! He... He takes a midnight jaunt

at high speed, falls off

and bashes his head, then comes loose

and drifts to shore?

Very good. Except why's he in his pants?

Why is he not in trunks or a wet suit?

- (MOBILE RINGING) - It's a mystery.

That's what makes this job so interesting.

It's too early for mysteries.

Jane Kennedy.

Is she all right?

No, I'm... I'm on my way.

- I'll be back, I'll be back. - Where are you going?

CLINT: Jane!

Right, get statements from the tourists, will you?

And I need CCTV from that shop.

Oh, and do us a favour.

Make us a decent cup of tea, I'm coughing feathers here.

Beth, are you all right? I was so worried.

I'm fine, Mum, don't stress.

How come whenever there's trouble, I always find you

- right in the middle of it? - I just wish I could've done something.

It happened so fast.

You did the right thing. You kept your head down.

You wouldn't have. You'd have seen something

that would have them locked up by now.

Sweetheart, it's all right to be scared.

None of us know how we'll react under pressure.

I do.

Well, you never saw your mum

get caught sneaking down a drainpipe by my old man.

Talk about rabbit in headlights.

- What? Mum? - Can I take her home?

- Yeah, we're done. - Can I just finish this tweet?

I really want to get this trending.

- Come on. - Oh, no.

- (GROANS) - What's wrong?

Annette wants me to pick up some lamb shanks for dinner.

Not a chance of that now, is there?

- Have you got any leads? - Well, I could try

the butchers, I suppose, or the supermarket.

No. How do you find three pirates

in a town full of pirates?

(POLICE RADIO CHATTER)

- (BANGING) - (DOG BARKING)

MAN: Open it!

- (POP) - (MAN GROANS)

- Morning. - Morning.

- These need your signature. - Right.

And how's Beth?

Yeah, she's okay.

- Any news on our John Doe? - Uh, not yet.

There aren't any matching missing persons at present.

No hits on DNA comparison?

Nothing from police database or Interpol.

Also nothing on fingerprints or dental records.

You've misspelled "excoriate."

- What about cause of death? - Uh, not yet.

They're testing the blood for

- "microbial DNA"? - Microscopic life forms.

They're usually present in the bloodstream

- if you've drowned. - Lovely.

Well, we'll get the results in a few hours.

He's a genuine mystery. You know what this means?

It means we've already got three open inquests

that actually have names.

Can't we just pop this one to the bottom of the pile?

No. I'm on it.

Hold still, or I'll have your eye out.

We don't want that now, do we?

You've got longer lashes than I do.

I'm jealous.

They were here on the table.

I'm off now, Mr Shapur.

Remember, I asked to leave early for the festival?

Yeah, yeah, go.

You lost something?

- What's that supposed to mean? - Nothing.

Forget I asked.

Kass, it is time to get the apple keelhauling set up.

(CHUCKLES)

Hey, shouldn't you be curled up at home?

Why? Don't think I can handle a few kids?

I heard you had it rough, is all.

I'm fine, okay? Look, Mum and Gran

are already treating me like I'm the victim.

Yeah, well, they're not tough like you and me, are they?

A little scare don't keep us down.

- Exactly. - Go on then, weigh anchor.

Davey Jones's Pinata won't fill itself.

- Aye, aye, Captain! - Yeah.

Ah, you don't miss a trick, do you, Mick?

Those poor tourists don't see him coming.

I'm just proud of our cultural heritage, that's all.

- (PARROT SQUAWKING) - Here, you seen the parrot I got in?

(CHUCKLES) The kids love him.

Five quid a photo. My beauty.

Just don't try the grog.

Bottom-shelf booze he can't get rid of.

- Tastes like paint stripper. - Nonsense.

That's fine Latvian cherry brandy,

and a healthy and refreshing soft drink called Digest.

I'll pass, thanks. I'm here for work.

You ever seen anyone with that tattoo?

Mick?

Here? Well, not sure I can say.

I mean, you know, people are entitled to their privacy

in their local. They'll steer clear

if they think I'm passing on information to you lot.

Well, they won't be coming at all if Food Standards

find out you have a parrot for a bartender.

Well, now I look at it,

the Bull's-eye Buccaneers have a similar tattoo.

They're a darts team who play here sometimes.

Got any names?

Yeah, Dick. Tony, I think.

And ol' Blackbeard, he's always hanging out

on that rust bucket of his down Catch Quay.

Why don't you go and bother him?

Thank you.

(PARROT SQUAWKING)

- Say what? - (PARROT WHISTLES)

- She's a nasty lady, ain't she? - (PARROT SQUAWKS)

CLINT: Hey, hey, Davey.

Jane thought you might recognise this tattoo?

It's from our John Doe.

No idea, no. Sorry.

How's it going?

Yeah, it's all right.

It's a shame.

This place used to be the soul of the town.

My uncle used to work here.

When I was a kid, he used to bring back fish heads

and hide them in the garden. It gave me nightmares.

(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

DON: Look at that.

I didn't think the press would be so bothered.

Hey, you want to tell me what you're doing

walking on my crime scene?

Oh, uh, Don Shapur, corporate acquisitions.

I own this.

Yes, Davey Higgins. I called your office hours ago.

And here I am.

If we could get this done quickly,

I want to chat to the hacks, get some free advertising.

What, for an armed robbery?

No publicity is bad publicity.

All right then.

You wanna tell me why they used this building as cover?

How would I know? I've only been here

a couple of times with potential buyers.

No regular maintenance staff or builders, or...

No, I bought this dump for the real estate.

And I'll flip it, turn a cheeky profit, then move on.

That's a shame, innit,

for all those locals you'll throw out of work.

Oh, please.

What about the jobs at the new holiday resort?

Well, you wanna tell a third-generation fisherman

to wait tables, you be my guest.

So, what sort of compensation am I looking at?

They broke into my property. I'm a victim here.

Well, no one broke in.

They just came straight through the front door.

- They had keys? - Yeah. And as the owner,

you're responsible for who has access.

(CHUCKLING) You don't think...

Anyone who worked here could have a copy.

Uh, no.

All the external locks, they use restricted keys.

Can't be cut by just anyone.

So, someone made off with a key.

Do I have to do your job for you?

Well, rest assured, I'll be covering every angle.

Actually, could I see your set?

I... I don't have them right now.

Oh. Missing?

Misplaced.

I don't have time to search for keys, that's your job.

Now, if we're done here, I'd like to chat to the press.

Thank you, David.

(REPORTERS CHATTERING)

(BELL RINGING)

BLACKBEARD: Ahoy there, welcome to Captain Blackbeard's boat.

Well, as I live and breathe! Young Jane Kennedy.

How are thee, lover?

I'm fine, thanks. How are you, Mr Fraser?

You know to call me Blackbeard.

- Come aboard! - (JANE CHUCKLES)

Whatever happened to that snaggle-toothed little girl

who stole my pipe?

Your old mum will never forgive me

for letting you have that puff.

- I'd stay clear still. - (CHUCKLES)

So, what's all this?

You moved into children's parties?

Well, I'd be twiddling my thumbs else.

No demand for my catch.

Oh... I'm sorry to hear that.

I used to love my dad's stories

of your adventures on the high seas.

Well, I'd complain, but who'd listen?

Shane, Betty, stop running around or you'll fall in!

That's Ruby. I'll introduce you.

Nothing sordid.

She's the wife of a dear friend.

We've teamed up to get the grockles aboard.

Ruby, come and meet Jane, our coroner.

I used to fish with her old man,

- God rest him. - Pleasure.

I won't stay long.

I was told you were part of a darts team?

I'm asking after a man with this tattoo.

Well, look no further.

And your teammates have the same design?

We got tipsy one night

after checking out on a nine-dart finish.

Woke up with one apiece.

What's this about?

I'm sorry to say, but a body's been found,

and they have this tattoo.

When did you last see Dick and Tony?

Last night.

We played a game at the Captain's Pipe.

I haven't seen either since.

I'm sorry, I don't understand.

I'm Dick's wife. What's this about a body?

When did you last see your husband?

Yesterday.

He usually gets in around dawn,

but I didn't see him this morning.

Miss Kennedy, where's my husband?

REPORTER: (ON TV) Robbers dressed as pirates...

There you go, my love.

And remember, only five pounds for a photo with Princess Polly.

(CHUCKLES)

Polly? Where are you, girl?

Polly?

(CLICKING TONGUE) Where are you, girl?

If they'd have hurt our Beth,

I'd have shoved a cutlass where the sun don't shine.

Clever though, dressing like pirates.

Looks like they took a leaf out of your book, Mick.

Here, come on, that's enough of that.

Come on, we've got work to do.

Come on. Come on.

Going somewhere?

What? No.

You're holding a bag.

Yeah, uh... Yeah. I'm gonna go see my mum.

Oh, is your dad letting you out then?

No!

And if he finds out, I'm gonna be stuck here,

so just keep it between us, yeah?

Well, I mean, I normally report on your every move.

I mean it. Keep quiet!

'Kay.

I'd just like to take a minute to explain how this works.

- It will be disturbing... - Can we just do it?

Please, I have to know.

Of course.

What happened to him?

I'm afraid we don't know. But we will find out, I promise.

Is this your husband?

Yeah.

Yeah, that's him.

You don't think he...

- Oh, God, I can't even say it. - Think he what?

He's been so depressed since he lost his job.

He was a shucker down the fish market.

When that shut, something inside him just turned off.

If we step outside, we can take a moment to...

It's all right, I can manage till I get home.

Sorry, I meant just a moment

to complete the paperwork.

Oh. Yeah. 'Course.

Thank you. This way.

I'll just be a moment.

(SIGHS)

Clint, it's me.

The wife just confirmed.

Let's get the DNA match as soon as we can.

We got who, just not the how.

She gave me a photo of him.

DAVEY: Okay, just keep your eye on the place, will you,

in case he comes back.

Never far behind, is she?

Fancy seeing you here.

If you're looking for the elusive Tony, he's not in.

I am. He's one of the last people

to have seen my body.

Not my body... Oh, Davey!

Whatever you get up to afterhours is none my business.

Grow up. Haven't you got work to do?

Yeah, I'm on the clock.

Tony was the caretaker at the fish market.

So, who better to have a key than him, eh?

Why, do you think our cases are linked?

You'd like that, wouldn't you? Then I could solve it for you.

Oh, please. I got here first.

- But there's no Tony. - Yeah, I know that.

But did you know that Tony had a sweet old man

who passed away recently?

And she had a cottage sitting empty.

Perfect hiding place.

- What are you doing? - Oh, just... Just taking notes.

- Don't touch anything. - No. No.

Don't let him touch anything.

He's coming with us! Clint!

Seriously?

Come on, my lovely bird.

Come on, or you'll be Sunday's roast.

- (PARROT WHISTLING AND SQUAWKING) - Come on!

Another customer's come back with a dickey tummy.

I told you, it's that vegan hotdog stand across the road.

Who knows what goes into them!

It's your bleeding grog and you know it!

It's not my grog.

We had another throw-up.

All right, all right, close up shop.

Go on and get rid of the grog.

Can't you see I'm in serious negotiations here

- with the talent? - (PARROT SQUAWKING)

Right now, come on, beautiful. Come on.

Are you running away?

So what if I am?

Where are you going to? To your mum?

- If you know where she is, you have to tell me. - I don't.

KASS: I don't know where she is.

But why did she leave?

Hmm? What did you do?

I don't know. She left without a word.

KASS: She wouldn't do that, no.

She wouldn't just leave me unless you made her.

Don't you think I want to know why, huh?

I can't sleep, I keep thinking, what went wrong?

You can blame me, but she is the one

- that walked out on us. - Liar!

What did you do?

Did you hit her? Did you cheat?

What did you do? What did you do?

Kass! Stop it!

Now that Mum's gone, I've got nothing left here.

How are you getting signal out here?

That's my alarm. I forgot to pick up

those lamb shanks for Annette yesterday.

I don't want to let her down again.

Right when we get there, I want you to stay on the boat.

I don't need the paperwork if you get hurt.

What, and miss out on all the fun?

How are you so sure Tony's inside?

(BOAT ENGINE APPROACHING)

Hey, looks like someone's triggered the dye pack.

Wait a minute, that's not Tony, that's...

That's Richard Hamilton. That's Ruby's husband.

He's dead, isn't he?

Just pull in over there for us, will ya?

(DOGS BARKING)

Dick!

You see this road here, get round the back there and cut him off!

- Yeah! - Dick!

I'm getting too old for this.

Out of the way, get out of the way!

Move, move!

Out of the way! Not now! Not now! Out of the way!

Clint!

- Did you see where he went? - No.

Argh!

Any joy?

- (CLINT LAUGHING) - Whoa!

This is an actual thieves' hideout!

Oh, it's amazing.

Can I take a selfie?

Sorry.

Well, it looks like there's only one cash security box here.

So, we're still missing 50 grand.

It's not much use to them now they're covered in paint.

No, the dye packs are randomised.

I suspect the others will be clean.

Hey, could you put that down, please?

This is a crime scene. I need to call Forensics.

So, if we just chased off Dick Hamilton,

who's lying in the mortuary?

My guess is Tony. He's the only member

of the darts team unaccounted for.

Yeah, so that puts your buccaneers

well and truly in the frame, doesn't it?

JANE: I don't think Blackbeard would be capable

of anything so violent.

DAVEY: None of them are, really. Just the kind of fellas

you tick off for being drunk and disorderly,

- not playing Ocean's Eleven. - Uh, guys?

Hey, put that... What are you, part magpie?

Look, I think there might be details of the robbery

written on the back of these.

DAVEY: Oh yeah.

I'd recognise that handwriting anywhere.

Yesterday's heist, your handwriting.

What are you on about?

Come on, Mick, don't play games!

Give over, Davey. Mick wouldn't hurt a fly.

This is like having a smoking gun that's signed "Love, Mick."

- You've got it sideways! - Look, it is possible

that I may, I say "may,"

- have got a bit mixed up with it. - You what?

Look, I didn't mean to, all right?

I was having a couple of drinks with the boys

from the darts team a couple of weeks back and, you know,

we got to talking about the perfect crime, like you do.

Yours was playing pirates.

Well, it's only blooming worked, ain't it?

And what about the kill switch? That's confidential.

You wanna try telling that to the guards,

gossiping over their pints. You never know who's listening.

It were pub talk!

Just drunken banter with the lads.

I didn't think they'd go out and do anything.

You know me, Davey.

I mean, I might bend the rules a bit here and there,

- but I... I'd never hurt anyone. - I'm sorry.

Come on, Davey. It's me.

All right. But I'll be watching you.

And if I want intel, I expect your help.

Otherwise, you're going straight to the top

of Lighthaven's most wanted.

Fair enough.

And I'll be watching you and all!

Well, good.

Davey, I think I can help.

Oh, no, I've got enough of your family involved already.

I'm serious. It's Kass.

Something's not right.

Go on, then. Lead on, Nancy Drew.

So, we're saying this is Tony now?

No, not until we get a DNA confirmation.

But the pathologist confirms that the cause of death

was a blunt trauma to the head.

And then the crabs ate his face.

We can't be blamed for not identifying this.

Not "this," him.

We should have waited for DNA confirmation.

Now, we've got two families in distress.

Well, look at it like this.

Now, Dick's family are gonna be over the moon he's okay.

Ugh.

(LAUGHING) It's disgusting.

It's not a freak show.

He's not here for your amusement!

All right, don't be annoyed at me for your mix-up.

No, I'm annoyed because you're being disrespectful.

- This is a human being. - Yeah, a really dead one.

- I didn't sign up for this. - Yes, you did!

We don't just push paper around.

It is our duty to find out how and why someone died.

Yes, I know, we speak for the dead.

Right, and do you actually know what that means?

- Yes! - Well?

It means he was someone's son.

Someone's dad.

And it's for the family.

No one deserves to die forgotten or ignored.

KASS: You calling me a thief?

Do I need a solicitor?

I don't know, do you?

Only if you've got something to hide.

Typical pig.

Nice.

You ever heard of due process?

I bet you miss the good old days

where you beat the confessions out of people.

Ask me one I do know.

Did you take a set of market keys from your house?

They're my dad's keys. Why aren't you asking him?

Why are you packed up and ready to leave?

You told him.

Look, if you suspect anyone, it should be my dad.

He acts like the big man, but he's broke.

All he's got left is that dump in town.

Well, you might wanna redefine your definition of "broke."

I've seen his car.

It's all a con.

All he cares about is his image.

Now he's lost his cash and my mum, he's got nothing.

He's got you.

Why should I care?

Not like he ever did.

(SEAGULLS SQUAWKING)

What's in the files?

Oh, this is Mr Shapur's business history.

Might as well be written in Latin

for all the good it does me.

Why, what's up? I gotta brief the top brass,

and then I gotta pop by the butcher's.

Uh, pathologist report. Tony, if it is Tony,

died of a severe head injury, not drowning.

Right, so we can add murder to the list then.

Yeah, but there's more.

He's been dead for over 12 hours, which means...

He can't have been part of the robbery.

So, you're looking for two more thieves, not one.

And I still need an explanation on how Tony died.

Right, well, I need to speak to Blackbeard.

I know how you feel about him, but if the tattoo fits...

Yeah, I'll come with you.

I've got an uncomfortable conversation to have

with a premature widow.

BLACKBEARD: You must be barmy! I'm no thief!

There's three Buccaneers.

One's dead, one's on the run. Where else am I gonna go?

If you want a real pirate, go and arrest the jackal

who bought out our livelihood!

He's living it up while the rest of us suffer.

Suffered enough to steal 60 grand?

JANE: Mrs Hamilton, I'm so sorry.

There's been a mistake. Your husband is still alive.

- But I saw him. - So did I,

about an hour ago running away from the police.

He had the same big gut, the same tattoo.

It's understandable. You were in shock.

It's... It's not your fault.

No, it's yours.

You come down here, you get me all worried.

What am I supposed to think?

I'm... I'm truly sorry.

Oh, you're sorry? Well, that's all right then.

I just had to tell my kids their dad's dead.

Can your sorry make up for that?

Right, we're searched the boat and we're satisfied

there's no illegal materials.

What did I tell you?

Ruby, your husband's a suspect

in a robbery and he's on the run.

So, if you seen him or heard from him,

now's a good time to tell me.

- All right. You ready? - Yeah.

Don't leave town, eh? By land or sea.

You should be ashamed.

Protecting them in their ivory towers,

but they laugh at you.

Take off that uniform and you're just the same as us, Davey!

(PARROT SQUAWKING)

MICK: He's in the food!

Stupid bird!

Ah, Mr Shapur. I wondered if you wouldn't mind

accompanying me to the station please,

and answer some questions about the robbery yesterday.

Shh! Keep your voice down.

I've got a reporter from the Lighthaven Gazette here.

Oh, right, you're still profiting

from the crime then, I see.

Perhaps more than I first thought.

Are you so desperate for leads

that you've come here to harass me?

Well, I don't know. You tell me.

It's just I've done some homework,

- and you're near bankrupt. - Do I look bankrupt?

Oh, no, you've got the nice clothes

and the fancy car, but I've seen the debts.

- How dare you go snooping... - You even sold this house, haven't you?

On condition you'd rent it back.

I'd have downsized myself, but you know, I'm a simple man.

How do you know...

My own son.

And I work night and day to give my family everything.

It's what a man's supposed to do, you know?

Where did I go wrong?

Am I under arrest?

Well, you've got motive, no alibi, access to the market.

Found your keys yet? No?

No? Okay, then.

Let's try jogging your memory down at the station then.

- Shall we? - Don't touch me!

You can't wait to tear me down, can you?

Whatever I've lost, I will make back again.

You and your pathetic little town,

I will buy you a dozen times over.

You might want to keep your voice down.

I'll see you on the front page.

Um, look, look, I didn't mean any of that.

Come on, never mind.

Like you say, no publicity is bad publicity.

Do you think Dick's left town?

Gut instinct, no, I don't.

I think he's lying low somewhere, panicking.

He's gonna need the rest of the money, and I was thinking,

couldn't Ruby have taken the market keys?

Ah, what's that now?

It's just her reaction to her husband's body.

It didn't feel right.

You know, she was straight back on the boat the same day.

And at the morgue, it was all really rushed.

Well, I've seen my fair share of widows too,

and no two people react the same way.

Now, could you get out of here please,

and let me do some police work?

Jim, could you make sure Mr Shapur

has had the chance to speak to his solicitor, please?

I doubt someone like Don would stoop to burglary.

Can't see him getting his hands dirty.

Well, I won't know till I ask him.

What, you really think he'd risk it all for 60,000?

That is why I'm the cop and you're the coroner.

What's that supposed to mean?

Well, it's easy to see the good in dead people, innit?

I know that man. He thinks his money can protect him.

He thinks he's safe, but he's wrong.

But is he guilty?

You can't convict a man just 'cause you don't like him.

Oh, can't I?

(SIGHS)

- What is that? - I don't know.

Picked up your lamb shanks for you.

I didn't want Annette thinking you don't listen to her.

(MOBILE RINGING)

Hey, love. How are you feeling?

Mum, I'm watching Kass Shapur by the old slipway.

- What? - Can you just listen?

He's met some woman.

She's older, um... About your age.

Oh, thanks for that.

She's got two little kids with her.

- Oh, they're kissing! - Really?

(CAN RATTLING)

What does she look like?

Beth, what's happening?

She's left her kids with Kass.

Okay, stay there, I'm on my way.

Right, well, I think we'll leave old Don to sweat a bit.

Hey, I thought I told you to sit outside Mick's place?

- I gotta eat sometime, guv. - Don't worry.

I need to find out more about Don and his son

from Mick anyway.

Don't get indigestion, will ya?

And don't forget your siesta.

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

What do you think you're doing?

Hmm? Are you stalking me?

I'm not the one sneaking about.

Yes, you are!

Beth, I told you to mind your own business.

Beth?

You called your mum?

I'm done. Both of you, leave us alone, yeah?

Fine, I'll let your dad handle this.

You... Don't call my dad!

What are you doing with Ruby's children?

I love her.

She's kind and she's caring, and when my mum left,

she was the one that was there for me.

We're running away together. We're in love.

- Ugh, gross. - You're 17.

Did Ruby ask you to take the market keys?

- No. - Kass.

Either she stole them or you did, and if it was you,

you can forget about running away.

Fine. It was me.

I took the keys, but it's not what you think.

Her husband's a monster,

he said he'll kill her if she doesn't take him.

Kass, you idiot! She's manipulating you!

Beth, call Clint. We'll get him to look

after the children while I clear this up.

We ain't going anywhere.

She's coming back. She promised us.

I need to call Davey.

Well, I think you just have to admit that you're not always right.

JANE: Look, Ruby's involved, I know it.

Get out! I'm warning you!

Davey, did you hear me?

Yeah, I think you may be way off beam this time.

Yeah, what makes you so sure?

'Cause I'm in The Black Dog now.

I'm looking at Dick, Blackbeard, and they've both got knives.

- What? - DICK: All right, that's enough!

- Now, you give me that phone. - All right.

- Da... - (LINE DISCONNECTS)

You take it easy.

Here.

OPERATOR: Emergency services, which service do you require?

- Police. - What seems to be the problem?

Yes, there's someone with a knife at The Black Dog pub.

All right, put the knives down and we can talk.

Not till Mick gets us out of the country.

I told you, I can't!

Everyone knows you're the biggest smuggler around.

He says he's the biggest smuggler around.

You keep her quiet! It was all part of the plan.

You said you know every cove and cranny around,

that you'd get us past the coppers and away.

- Oh, did he now? - Please, Davey.

Mick finishes what he started and then we're gone.

For the last time, I'm not involved!

All right, fellas, think.

I got you for robbery and murder.

You're just gonna make this worse.

We didn't kill anyone.

- I know about Tony. - That was an accident!

- Shut up! - You know what I think?

I think you three Buccaneers met the day before the robbery,

and Tony got cold feet.

You argued, it got physical and you killed him.

BLACKBEARD: We were scared. We didn't mean

- for anyone to die... - Shut your teeth!

This is what he wants!

Your mate's head was smashed to a pulp.

How could that have been an accident?

He fell overboard.

He got tangled up in the fishing lines.

I tried to winch him up, but he got bashed

against the hull, that's what did him in!

All right, so you panicked.

You panicked.

You threw him in the sea hoping it'd wash him away.

- Some friends you are. - What choice do we have?

All I wanted was to ply my trade,

do right by my family, and they snatched it away!

Three generations working the sea.

And now, what are we?

We're clowns, performing for scraps.

The whole town's become a three-ring circus.

Is that how I'm supposed to raise my kids, Davey?

Eh? Scraping and bowing?

Come on. This isn't you.

What would your kids think if they saw you now?

What would Ruby say?

Come on, put the knife down, Dick.

Put the knife down. Come on, it's over.

Give me the knife, Dick, come on.

Give me the knife.

Good man.

It was her idea we came here. A fine mess she got us into.

Stop your yabbering, you old fool!

- Ruby knows? - She was in on the robbery too.

After Tony, we needed a third man, and she obliged.

Just shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up!

(SHOUTING)

- Mick? - Oh, God.

Richard Hamilton, you're under arrest

for robbery and suspected murder.

You don't have to say anything, but it may harm your defence

if you do not mention, when questioned,

something you later rely on in court.

Anything you do say may be given in evidence.

You understand? Come on.

Come on.

X marks the spot.

Nice touch.

Well, I thought so.

- How'd you find out? - Kass told me about the keys.

But really, it was your reaction

to the death of your supposed husband.

I didn't buy it.

There's still time, you know. Let me go.

(SCOFFS) Why would I do that?

My daughter could have been hurt because of your greed.

Look, I'm the victim here. It was Dick's plan.

He killed Tony and forced me into it.

Yeah, well, you could have told me that when you lied

- that your husband was dead. - Well...

I was gonna.

And then I thought, how often do you get a chance like this?

A fresh start?

See, it's all right for you

with your high-flying career, and your money, freedom.

I've been trapped here all my life.

You have no intention of going back to Kass, have you?

So, it's all right to use a vulnerable boy,

- to abandon your own children? - I never wanted kids.

And guess who got stuck with them?

Besides, they don't deserve a life on the run.

(SIRENS APPROACHING)

I'll split it with you. 25 grand to walk away.

I'm not for sale.

Shame.

Ahhh!

Ahhh!

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

Your greedy ways have caused nothing but trouble.

I am relieving you of your command, Captain Mick.

You're lucky I didn't make you swab out the toilets.

- This is still my pub. - Tell that to your parrot.

- (PARROT SQUAWKING) - Winged... Winged devil.

- The crew has spoken! - Ahoy.

You made it to the front page.

I haven't got that many chins, have I?

Please, there's nothing of you.

Their last pic of me looked like a grumpy giraffe.

Yeah, I got that one framed.

- (BOTH LAUGHING) - Look.

"A group of local entrepreneurs agreed a deal to buy back

"the market and return it to its former glory."

Well, let's hope they got a decent discount.

I thought that would cheer you up.

Well, it won't be the same, will it?

- Things never are. - No?

It might be better.

Aren't you the sunny optimist?

I just think things have a way of coming back around.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)