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Thank you so much, Jay, for driving me back. My grandmother would be rolling

over in her grave if she found out that I wasn't getting married in her

necklace. No problem.

I mean, anything for my future sister-in-law.

But I just don't know why your bridesmaid didn't pick it up for you.

Well, Emily's in hair and makeup right now, and besides, it's just a small

errand anyways.

Yeah, but in this? I mean, it must be such a pain in the ass to move around.

Yeah, it kind of is.

But at least you won't be pulling a runaway bride on your brother in this.

Yeah, Gavin sure is a lucky guy.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

He would have loved Gavin if you'd had the chance to meet him.

Something blew.

Jesus, Jay.

You scared me.

I told you I'd be a minute.

I know.

I was just going to see if you needed any help.

I mean, you look like you're struggling with that.

No, it's fine. I've got it. Come on, Natasha.

It's not a big deal. We're going to be family soon enough.

Give me.

I remember when your grandma gave this to you on your birthday.

When we first started dating.

She did?

Yeah, she was such a sweet woman. She really liked us together, you know?

Jay. What?

Jay, I really don't want to be talking about this on my wedding day.

I care about you a lot.

It was just, you know it was never going to work between us.

We just never clicked, you know?

You know what? We would have never worked anyway. The whole time we were

together, you were thinking about Gavin.

Jake, come on. Are you serious?

Gavin was just there for me when we broke up.

And... And what? You guys just clicked, right?

Right? Answer me.

To answer... Jesus, Jake, what the fuck?

Did you just come...

You've torn us apart, Natasha. I'm just returning the favor. Are you fucking

kidding me, Jay?

That's it. Take me back to the church right now. I am not dealing with this on

today of all days.

Why not today? You want me to wait in church until the priest asks if somebody

objects to this wedding and I just say something? Are you fucking kidding me,

Jay? Just take me back.

I'm not going back to that church.

Whatever. I'll find my own ride home, you fucking asshole.

Wait, what?

Missing something?

How do you have my phone? Give it back!

No, listen.

We're not driving to that church until we settle this matter once and for all.

Resolve! Jay, this has been settled.

I am marrying Gavin whether you like it or not, and there is nothing you can do

about it.

Gavin? Fuck Gavin!

You know he didn't even respect a bro code? He started dating you a week after

we break up? Like, what is that?

Fucking bro code? Are you serious?

Jay, we never meant to hurt you, okay?

It just sort of happened, and we were both hoping that we could just be

friends at the end of this.

Friends? You want to stay friends?

Do you know how hard it is to watch you and him build a life together?

A life we should have had?

Come on, you should be marrying me today.

Jay, come on.

Where are you going? Church is like 15 miles away.

Honestly, Jay, at this point, I'd rather fucking walk.

Come on, I just want closure. That's all, that's all. I never got closure

from you.

Closure? Are you fucking kidding me? I owe you nothing, and you're freaking out

for no reason.

I'm freaking out?

I'm freaking out, am I?

You know what? You're about to marry into this family.

I mean, we're going to be bound together one way or the other.

Do you really want me to make your life a living hell?

Every time you smile, every time you're happy, I'm just there to ruin it for

you? I will poison your fucking life.

I will make sure that you do not have one good moment.

for the rest of your life unless you have sex with me for good old

time sakes and all this will not happen.

Wait, so all of this is because you just want to have sex with me one more time?

Yeah, I mean, it's easy.

Just have sex with me and you'll never see me again. I'll be out of your life

and you'll be happy.

That's seriously all it's gonna fucking take?

That's all I want.

Just, you know, I just need closure.

You're such a fucking loser.

You want closure?

Fine.

But make it quick.

You look so fucking sexy.

I'm only doing this so that you'll leave me and my husband alone.

And then never talk about this ever again.

You know I don't come fast, right?

You better make today an exception.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yeah.

Fine.

Hurry up.

Still right there.

Open your mouth. Open your fucking mouth.

Fuck up your makeup.

Fuck up your makeup for your wedding.

You've already fucking ripped my dress already. You don't need to ruin it

anymore.

You fucking cock back in me.

That's right.

Get your cup nice and hard so you come really fast for me.

So we can put it back.

You know what I wanna do?

What? I'm gonna fuck your little asshole.

What? No, I've never done that before.

Well, what a better day than on your wedding day.

You are not fucking me in the ass. That's ridiculous.

Listen, you give me all of your holes, or I'm not out of your life.

My... Are you fucking kidding me? No, I want your asshole.

You've never had anal sex, have you?

I want your ass.

My ass was not a part of the deal.

Well, it is now.

Make sure you look at me. I want to see your face today.

Open it up like that.

Yeah, open it up like that.

Oh my god.

This is so sweet.

Oh my god.

so fucking tight.

I can't go inside of this.

talking to me.

I can't miss your mom.

I don't want to mess up my makeup anymore.