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>> So, is this like a class project or

I'm

board post is interesting

but very vague.

>> Audio post-production final.

>> Don't most podcasts have cameras too

now?

Where are yours?

>> Pretend.

>> You're very sassy.

And you said like 12 words since we got

here.

>> You know, there's a quote about men of

few words.

>> Enlighten me.

>> Men of few words have nothing to prove.

Wise men speak because they have

something to say.

Fools speak because they have to say

something.

>> Oh.

Oh.

I bet you're a riot at parties.

>> Could you keep talking? I want to get

the audio levels right.

>> Sure.

>> Why are you single?

>> I don't What?

>> Wait. Your name is spelled E O I N?

>> Yeah.

>> Eoin?

>> E-O-W-E-N?

>> What is that?

>> It's Owen.

>> That's not Owen.

>> It is if you know how to read.

>> So, you spend your whole life correcting

people, then?

>> Only the ones who say dumb [ __ ] into

microphones.

>> [snorts]

>> Luis.

>> What?

>> My name.

Accented I.

Since we're correcting each other.

>> I didn't ask.

>> Didn't have to.

You're going to have to say it

eventually.

>> Um

How about you save that energy for the

real thing?

>> [panting]

>> You're absolutely right.

No time like the present. I ask again.

>> Wait, you're not going to do an intro?

>> Uh

Welcome to On Air.

>> That's what you're going to call it?

>> [snorts]

>> [ __ ] you. It's a work in progress. Do

you want to do an intro or not?

>> I'm not cutting that out.

>> Welcome to On Air, where we say all the

things we probably shouldn't. I'm your

host, Luis Montoya, and today we're

joined by my guest, Owen.

So, Owen, why are you single?

>> You always open like that?

>> Depends on the guest.

>> So, this is intentional.

>> Yeah.

>> Then you're asking the wrong question.

>> Okay. What's the right one, then?

>> Why do you care?

>> Because I'm curious.

>> About my relationship status?

>> About your vibe.

>> My vibe.

You don't strike me as the type of guy

to

ask questions he doesn't already have

answers to.

And what answers do you think I have?

>> That

you clocked me as reserved.

And fill in the rest.

Hot or cold?

>> Warm.

>> Right.

To be fair, I don't usually entertain

guys who come on this strong.

>> Usually?

>> Usually.

>> [clears throat]

>> So, you think people misinterpret this

whole quiet and mysterious vibe you've

got going on.

>> I think people have gotten too

comfortable making assumptions about

strangers.

>> I mean, I wouldn't say I assumed

anything, per se.

>> No?

>> I made an educated guess.

>> Maybe that I wouldn't know what to do

with this.

>> Prove me wrong.

>> I'm down to flirt.

>> If you are.

Be my guest.

>> Okay, Louise.

Why are you single?

>> Who says I am?

>> Call it an educated guess.

>> By choice.

>> [ __ ]

>> You don't believe me?

>> I do. I just don't think it's your

choice.

>> Wow.

So, you think I'm what? Unwanted? Not

desirable?

>> That's not what I said.

I just think you enjoy the chase or

being chased.

You just don't like the part that comes

after.

>> You got all that from one question?

>> More or less.

The difference is

I'm not the one pretending like the

podcast is the reason I asked.

>> I think that is a great place

for a bathroom break.

Sure.

Great.

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>> here without you and I.