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OK, now that we've
finished clamping our stool
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and the glue has set,
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let's move on to our tabletop.
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We're gonna show you how to
do a dado head cut move today.
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Now, a "dado" is
just a carpenter's term
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for a groove cut into wood,
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and if you use the word "dado,"
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your wife will think you're
real intelligent, right, Al?
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I'm not married, Tim.
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Well, if you use it
in a conversation,
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maybe you'll get lucky.
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For cutting that dado,
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we're gonna be using
something that looks a lot like this.
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Here you go, Tim.
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(audience) Whoo!
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Well, thank you.
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This is the Binford Mach
3 super-plunge router.
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Oh, a thing of beauty, isn't it?
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3-horsepower motor,
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variable electronic
speed control
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and adjustable
depth-stop system.
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When using a router, you
want to use a real steady hand.
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You might want to
use the guide arm, Tim,
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so it doesn't get away from you.
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Well, you don't always have to use
the guide arm if you have a steady hand.
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If you want a straight line...
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Al, I've been doing
this for years, all right?
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Just hold the table, all right?
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OK.
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Start our cut, set
your depth gauge,
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and get going.
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Perfect, Al.
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Just... does a good
job of scrolling. Uh...
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While Al cleans up this
deliberate mess of mine,
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I'd like to welcome a new
family member to Tool Time...
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Alpena, Michigan.
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Cold in the winter.
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Pretty cold in the
summer, too, isn't it?
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Kidding around with you. It's
Channel 97 there on your cable box.
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And I'd like to give the folks
up there in Alpina... Al, uh...
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Al. There you are.
A Tool Time greet...
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What do you say, Al?
Ar-ar. Come on, guys. Ar-ar.
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(all) Ar-ar-ar-ar-ar.
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Well, I'll tell you...
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That's about all
for Tool Time today.
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I'm Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor,
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hopin'... hopin'
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that all your
fasteners stay tight.
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See ya next time.
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Ar-ar.
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Thank you, ma'am.
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Good show, Al. Good show.
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Yeah, right, Tim.
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You know, I'm installing a
satellite dish this Saturday.
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The one we used on
the show last week?
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They almost gave
it to me demo cost.
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Cost me nothing, man.
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I'm happy for you, Tim.
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I was kind of hoping you
could stop by Saturday,
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maybe have lunch
and help me put it up.
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Ah, gee. Well, I was king of
hoping to have the weekend alone,
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kind of a private man time.
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Al! Oh, good. Al... Yeah.
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What time did you say you
wanted to come over tomorrow
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to help me put up
my bookshelves?
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Well, uh, how about 9:00?
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That's perfect.
I'll see you then.
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Bye, Tim. See ya, Lis.
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Kind of that private
man time, huh?
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Well, she's a coworker, Tim.
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I... I think of her as a man.
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That's why you're
still single, Al.
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OK, once we get that satellite
dish put up on the roof there,
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run that co-ax cable
down the wall there, Mark,
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run it through the house, soffit
here, attach it to that TV set,
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and we are equipped
to get 200 stations.
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200 stations? Yeah.
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Great. Now it's gonna take
45 minutes for you to find out
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there's nothing on you
wanna watch. Yeah!
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(phone ringing)
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Hey... (sniffs)
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Could you smell that?
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That's... That's diesel fumes.
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That's a turbo diesel.
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That's 16 speeds. Tatum axle.
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That's a delivery
truck. (grunts)
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You can smell all
that? I sure can.
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Come on, help me out.
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Go out on that front porch.
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See if that delivery
truck's on the way.
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I think our satellite dish is
coming. Let me know when it's in.
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Oh, great. You're a lifesaver.
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No, no, no. No, today
is fine. Come right over.
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Thank you so much. I
really appreciate this.
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OK. Bye-bye. (softly) All right.
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Who was that? Rondall.
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Rondall.
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Yeah, you know, the teacher
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from that job-search
seminar I've been taking.
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Why is he coming over here?
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Last Monday after class,
we were having coffee,
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and he said that
anybody who needed...
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(whistles) Time
out. Flag that play.
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You had coffee
with Rondall? Yeah.
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You didn't tell me... didn't
tell me about this coffee.
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Oh, I'm sorry. It was
cream, two sugars.
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Well, was it coffee
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or coffee and dancing?
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Tim, don't be silly.
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It was a few of us went
out for coffee after class...
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That "safety in numbers" thing.
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And Rondall said that if
anybody needed any extra help,
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that we should give him a call.
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So you sprinted
right over to the phone
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and called him.
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Yes. He's gonna help
me get my résumé in order
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for that job interview
I have Monday.
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Giving up his
whole day Saturday.
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That guy must have a
pretty understanding wife.
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He's not married.
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How'd you find that
out... during coffee?
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No, while we were dancing.
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That's sweet.
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Tim, what is the matter
with you? Don't you trust me?
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No, it's not trust.
I'm just not sure
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that a man would give all
day Saturday for a woman
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unless he wanted
something in return.
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Tim, he's just a good
guy. He's helping me out.
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Don't I recall you telling me
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that he was this big strapping
cute big, hunk kind of guy?
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You know I never said that.
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Is he kinda cute?
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I don't know. Some
people would say so.
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(deep voice) Cuter than me?
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Some people would say so.
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(laughs)
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(Brad) Whoa.
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Hey, this is cool!
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(Randy) Excellent.
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That's true parabolic shape
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for super-efficient
reflectivity, man.
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Mr. Taylor, will you
sign this, please?
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Sure, man.
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Oh, my God, this thing is huge.
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How are you ever going
to get that up on the roof?
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Well, that's why I have that
pulley-ratchet system setup up there.
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Well, you're gonna
put this up yourself?
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Uh-huh.
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Yeah. Right.
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(laughing)
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(mocking laugh)
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Tim, what do you actually know
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about installing
a satellite dish?
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It's simple.
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Mount it, point it straight up.
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Any man could do that.
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Yeah, but...
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but it has to stay up
longer than ten seconds.
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(doorbell rings)
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Oh, that must be Rondall.
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Oh, boys, look, it's the
dancing coffee drinker.
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Hey, hey.
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Tim, this interview is
really important to me.
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This guy is gonna help
me. Please behave.
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I promise I will be a perfect
gentleman the entire time he's here.
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All right. Thanks. How
does this thing work, Dad?
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Well, use your
imagination, if you will.
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You look up there.
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There are satellites
orbiting the planet,
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sucking up information
from every corner of the globe
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and spitting it back down
here in this parabolic dish.
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Now, this is very dangerous,
though, satellite dishes,
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'cause they have
a pulse of their own.
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If you don't watch out,
they can suck you into 'em!
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(all shout)
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(Tim growling and grunting)
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Help me!
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Tim. Tim!
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Tim, this is Rondall Kittleman.
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Rondall, this is my husband Tim.
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Hi. Tim.
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And these are my boys.
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That's Randy, Mark and Brad.
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I was just showing the
kids how scientific these...
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We just got this today.
Oh, really? It's a beauty.
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Help me, Dad.
It's sucking me in.
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No, it's not. No, it's not.
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No, I don't know where
they get these ideas.
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Go on, you guys.
Get out of here.
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Mommy, look, I got
a splinter. Aw, honey.
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Let's go get the
tweezers and get that out.
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Will you excuse
me? Just a minute.
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Honey, hope you realize
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I'm gonna have
to use the needle.
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No!
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So, Jill's told me a
lot about you, Ron.
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Rondall. It's Rondall.
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Great name.
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You know, you
look familiar. I...
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Well, you've probably
seen me on TV.
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I got my own home
improvement show.
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Jill told you about it.
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No, she didn't mention it.
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Oh, no, right, right, right.
Wait a minute. Of course.
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That's why you look familiar. You
got that little tool show on the cable.
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We don't look at it as little. We pick
up a lot of cities. We just got Alpina.
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Oh, yeah? Really?
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Both sets?
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(laughs)
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Sorry. I was just
kidding you there, pal.
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That's pretty funny, Rondall.
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Oh, uh, do that thing
you do on the show,
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that barking sound, that, uh...
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(imitates wheezy bark)
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It's really not barking.
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It's more like a
simian, a grunt...
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Ar-ar.
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Yeah. Barking, grunting.
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Whatever. It's very funny.
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Very funny show.
You're very funny on it.
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It's not all fun and games. It's a home
improvement show. Basically, what we do...
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Well, yeah, but
you're very funny on it,
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not like the other guy, the
guy who knows everything.
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Al. Al.
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Al's my assistant.
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He assists me.
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I think I got everything ready.
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Do you want to
get started? Sure.
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I'd like to help you guys, but I'm
gonna finish up that satellite stuff.
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Can I take your
coat? Oh, thank you.
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Your husband's putting
up a satellite dish, huh?
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Yeah, this afternoon. I
hope you have some help.
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(mutters) Don't need
any help, Bondo.
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No, I'm gonna
do it all by myself.
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Tim, maybe you should call Al,
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'cause he really knows
about all that stuff.
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Al is my assistant.
He assists me.
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Gee, I think you
should listen to Jill.
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When I had mine put in,
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I had a couple of guys from
Global View Satellites install it.
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Did you?
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That must have cost
you a pretty penny, huh?
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Well, it was worth it when
you consider that the installation
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requires a precise calculation
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of the declination angle of the
dish in relation to the equator.
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Yeah.
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Slightest deviation,
the dish is useless.
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'Course, you know that.
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Goes without saying.
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Tim, call Al.
251
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:13,231
Al is busy today.
252
00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:17,046
Of course, the
important thing right now
253
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,781
is that you just get
that dish up on the roof.
254
00:12:18,805 --> 00:12:22,741
No problemo, Rondonello.
255
00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:26,889
Wilson?
256
00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:28,891
Wilson, are you back there?
257
00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,960
Right here, good neighbor.
258
00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:34,163
I was wondering, when you watch my
show Tool Time, do you think I'm funny?
259
00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:36,165
Well, I've got to be
honest with you, Tim.
260
00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:37,900
I've never seen the show.
261
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:40,336
You've never seen my show?
262
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:43,139
No, no, no, no, but I
don't have a television.
263
00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:45,374
Everybody's got a TV.
264
00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:47,910
Not me. I just use
my imagination,
265
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:50,374
watch the pictures
inside my mind.
266
00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:58,054
Cuts down on reruns,
then, doesn't it?
267
00:12:58,078 --> 00:13:01,045
Not really, Tim.
There's always déja vu.
268
00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:04,460
Right.
269
00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:06,528
Tim, I got the feeling you got
something more on your mind
270
00:13:06,552 --> 00:13:08,030
than television.
271
00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:10,432
Nah, not really, Wilson.
272
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:13,602
It's just Jill is working on
her résumé with this guy,
273
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,337
a know-it-all type.
274
00:13:15,361 --> 00:13:17,339
He's trying to impress her.
275
00:13:17,363 --> 00:13:20,076
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
And that worries you.
276
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:22,078
Well, I'm not jealous, you know.
277
00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:24,446
I'm the least jealous
guy on earth, really.
278
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,348
Curious thing about jealousy.
279
00:13:26,372 --> 00:13:28,350
Usually it stems
from insecurity.
280
00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:31,020
Well, there's no
insecurity here.
281
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:32,521
Tell you that.
282
00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:34,523
However much I'm not jealous,
283
00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:37,182
I'm twice as much not insecure.
284
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:40,029
You should be secure, Tim.
285
00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:42,031
You've got what
every man dreams of.
286
00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:44,755
Yeah... satellite dish.
287
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:48,737
No, Tim.
288
00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:51,340
Three strapping
boys, a nice home,
289
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:52,797
a loving wife.
290
00:13:55,601 --> 00:13:57,613
You're so right, you know.
291
00:13:57,637 --> 00:14:00,749
Jill and I share so
many great things.
292
00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:03,820
Memories, great food...
we love eating, you know.
293
00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:05,387
Laughter.
294
00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:07,389
Nobody makes
her laugh like I do.
295
00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:11,015
(Jill laughs)
296
00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:16,054
(grunts)
297
00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:23,594
(Jill and Rondall laughing)
298
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,514
What's so funny? What
are you laughing at?
299
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:35,017
It was nothing. It was
nothing at all. Really.
300
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:37,453
We always laugh around
here. Come on, what's so funny?
301
00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:40,122
Well, OK, there's a
woman in our class
302
00:14:40,146 --> 00:14:43,092
that was always
asking questions.
303
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:46,095
(laughs)
304
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:47,964
No, honey, that's
not the funny part.
305
00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:49,431
Oh, yeah, of course.
306
00:14:49,455 --> 00:14:51,100
So, anyway, this one day
307
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:53,435
Rondall asked if there
were any questions,
308
00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:55,104
and the woman stands up
309
00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:57,439
and forgets what
she was gonna say.
310
00:14:57,463 --> 00:14:59,075
Oh, it's really... I told
you, it's not funny.
311
00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:00,442
(chuckles)
312
00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:02,444
Guess you had to be there.
313
00:15:02,468 --> 00:15:03,846
(laughs) Yeah. Yeah.
314
00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:06,182
I gotta make some
measurements for this cable,
315
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:08,517
so you guys just
pretend like I'm not here.
316
00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:10,519
OK. OK, now, listen,
about this interview...
317
00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:13,322
I was gonna wear this blue
suit with a plain white blouse.
318
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,324
Now, is that just too
blah? No, no, I like white.
319
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:17,093
It's simple, but it's classic.
320
00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:19,095
It shows you're not
a slave to trends.
321
00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:21,330
(laughing)
322
00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:24,100
Yes? What was that, Tim?
323
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,434
Huh? Oh, uh, nothing.
324
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:28,604
I was thinking about that joke.
325
00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:32,008
She didn't know what to say.
326
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:35,211
It just took me a while.
327
00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:36,812
(sighs)
328
00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:38,381
So, anyway, Rondall,
329
00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:41,583
this jacket has really big shoulder
pads, so should I take them out?
330
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:45,121
'Cause you hear about how wide shoulders
make your neck look small and geeky.
331
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:46,389
No, no, no, no.
332
00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:49,447
Wide shoulders show
that you bear responsibility.
333
00:15:57,590 --> 00:16:00,369
Uh, maybe we should
just get back to the résumé.
334
00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:02,538
OK. I brought some samples over,
335
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,540
which I left in the car.
336
00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:06,542
I'll go get 'em. Be right back.
337
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:08,532
Oh. OK.
338
00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:15,418
Tim, what was this?
339
00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:18,387
I was shoveling manure.
340
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,389
You're not buying this crock.
341
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:21,958
I love this stuff.
342
00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:24,293
Well, shoulder pads
show strength in motion.
343
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:27,196
Color just brightens
your life. I know, I know.
344
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:29,898
It sounds really stupid,
but the guy is a professional.
345
00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:32,568
He knows what he's doing.
What is the matter with you?
346
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,236
What's the matter with me
347
00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:36,405
is I'm seeing a guy in my
house hitting on my wife.
348
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:37,873
What?
349
00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:41,243
Oh, come on. Don't be so naive.
350
00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:44,013
You see what's
happening here? No.
351
00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:46,015
Guy's over here on Saturday,
352
00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:49,773
drinking coffee,
making you laugh.
353
00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:54,890
Oh, God, you're right.
354
00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:57,860
How could I have missed
something so obvious?
355
00:16:57,884 --> 00:17:01,319
He's obviously just a
great big walking hormone.
356
00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:04,666
You laugh. You make jokes.
357
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:07,558
I can smell
testosterone right here.
358
00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:12,008
Oh, and just a wee bit of
estrogen thrown in, huh?
359
00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:13,142
Tim!
360
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:14,643
Look at this. Look.
361
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:18,080
Tim, get out of there. That
is his personal property.
362
00:17:18,104 --> 00:17:20,883
Look at this. Breath
mints, cigarettes.
363
00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:22,251
Now I got it.
364
00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:24,320
This is before...
365
00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:26,277
this is after.
366
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:31,627
You know, there may be a very good
reason for him to have breath mints.
367
00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:33,629
Rondall may just
have bad breath.
368
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:37,133
Actually, I don't.
369
00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:40,469
Ohh.
370
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,471
Ohh, Rondall,
you know, it's just...
371
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:44,973
you know how sometimes when
people smoke, they have bad breath.
372
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:46,975
Will you excuse me
for a minute, please?
373
00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:49,467
I want to talk to Tim.
374
00:17:52,838 --> 00:17:54,816
By gum, you said it.
375
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:58,120
Tim... I haven't worked
in a really long time.
376
00:17:58,144 --> 00:18:01,190
I'm really nervous about this
interview that I have Monday.
377
00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:03,292
This guy is trying to help me.
378
00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:05,827
This guy would be helping
himself to you if I wasn't here.
379
00:18:05,851 --> 00:18:07,829
He'd have his
hands all over you.
380
00:18:07,853 --> 00:18:10,732
No chance of that. You haven't left
us alone for more than ten minutes.
381
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,734
That what you want? Ten minutes?
382
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:15,571
I just want to finish
my résumé. Fine.
383
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:16,694
Excuse me.
384
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:19,508
Excuse me, Rondall.
385
00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:21,843
I'll be up on the roof,
completely out of sight.
386
00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:24,313
You won't even hear me, rest
of the day. I can't hear a thing.
387
00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:26,449
Be up there all by myself.
388
00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:29,073
Thank you. Thank you.
389
00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:35,057
I am so sorry for
all the interruptions.
390
00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:37,893
That's OK. Maybe we
can do this another time.
391
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:40,896
Oh, but my interview at
the Duncan Phillips Agency
392
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,398
is on Monday.
393
00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:44,900
Oh, OK. Well, then,
let's finish your résumé.
394
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:46,902
We're almost done
anyhow. Thank you.
395
00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:49,638
What time is your appointment
on Monday? It's 2:00.
396
00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,974
Why don't you and I
have lunch together?
397
00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:55,744
Are you saying lunch,
just you and me, just...?
398
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:57,246
No, 'course not.
399
00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:59,915
No, I'm a good friend of
the VP in Sales over there,
400
00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:02,585
and I thought maybe you
could join us before the interview.
401
00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:04,253
Oh, great!
402
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:06,522
Great! That...
403
00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:09,791
That just would be
a tremendous help.
404
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:12,528
It's a date.
405
00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:14,863
Now, um...
406
00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:17,299
when you put down your
educational information,
407
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:18,367
make sure...
408
00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:19,868
I'm sorry. I forgot.
409
00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:22,471
My friend won't be back
from Cleveland on Monday.
410
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,273
Ohh. Ohh.
411
00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:27,042
But you and I could
still get together.
412
00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:31,413
No, wait, you mean, that we're
back to you and I alone together?
413
00:19:31,437 --> 00:19:33,571
Mm-hmm.
414
00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:43,825
Jill, you know your husband's
hanging from the roof
415
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:45,794
spying on us?
416
00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:47,796
No, no, he's not
spying on us. No?
417
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:50,166
No, he's just
hanging upside down.
418
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:54,570
Uh, he does that all
the time to check things.
419
00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:56,572
I think he has a
problem with me.
420
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:58,574
No, he really likes
you. Does he?
421
00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:01,343
Yeah. (laughs)
422
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:03,979
I think he's a little bit
uncomfortable with me,
423
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:06,982
and I think it's because he's
sensing what I've been sensing.
424
00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:08,250
Which is what?
425
00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:10,794
Well, you have been
sending out signals.
426
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,690
Signals? What signals?
427
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,825
You asked me out
for coffee after class.
428
00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:19,562
Oh, no, no, no. No.
429
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:21,630
That was just...
There were four of us.
430
00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:24,433
You were just across...
way across the table.
431
00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:27,069
But every time I turn
around from the blackboard,
432
00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:29,071
I see you staring into my eyes.
433
00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:31,707
No, that's just paying
attention. That's a good thing.
434
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:34,376
I don't know why
you're fighting it, Jill.
435
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,378
There's obviously something
happening between us.
436
00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:38,947
I feel it. You feel
it. It's chemistry.
437
00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:40,282
No, I flunked chemistry.
438
00:20:40,306 --> 00:20:42,117
Jill...
439
00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:43,952
you're playing hard to get.
440
00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:45,287
I love that.
441
00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:48,457
No, no, I'm playing no
get. I am a no-get woman.
442
00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:50,859
I'm a happy married no-get woman
443
00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:52,561
with a wonderful husband...
444
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,685
Aah!
445
00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:01,136
(grunts) There's
Mr. Wonderful now.
446
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,571
Honey, are you all right?
447
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:05,395
I'm just testing the
safety line on this, honey.
448
00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:12,715
Rondall, I'm sorry, but I'm
gonna have to ask you to leave.
449
00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:14,717
Oh, oh, oh, that's good,
that's good, that's good.
450
00:21:14,741 --> 00:21:16,552
You're pretending
to throw me out
451
00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:18,387
because your husband can see us.
452
00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:20,188
No, I'm really throwing you out.
453
00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:22,591
I think you should speak a
little louder so he can hear you.
454
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,059
Here's your coat.
There's the door.
455
00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:25,594
That's a good
touch with the jacket.
456
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:26,995
I like that.
457
00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:29,265
Look, Rondall, you
want a signal? Uh-huh.
458
00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:31,700
Here is your signal.
459
00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:33,602
Wait a minute. I'm confused.
460
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,604
Does that mean
we're not having lunch?
461
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,094
Get out!
462
00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:42,678
Jill, come on out here, please.
463
00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:44,680
Tim. Oh, Tim, I
don't believe it.
464
00:21:44,704 --> 00:21:46,682
I am so embarrassed.
I feel like such a fool.
465
00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:48,684
Could you untangle
that rope up...
466
00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:50,686
You were right. That
slime came on to me.
467
00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:52,688
He wanted me to
have lunch with him.
468
00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:54,690
Get him out here.
Come on out here.
469
00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:57,426
It's OK. I took care of it. I
threw him out. Good for you.
470
00:21:57,450 --> 00:21:59,428
He said I was
sending him signals.
471
00:21:59,452 --> 00:22:02,964
Jill, could you just untie this
knot? I would never send signals.
472
00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:05,967
I know you wouldn't, Jill, but we
could talk about this some other time.
473
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:07,836
My legs are really
numb. I am so sorry.
474
00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:09,838
I just never realized, you know?
475
00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:11,840
I'm a married woman.
I got three kids.
476
00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:14,176
You're a beautiful,
intelligent, sexy woman,
477
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,878
and he'd be a fool
not to hit on you.
478
00:22:16,902 --> 00:22:18,814
Aw, Tim.
479
00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:21,706
Hey! You're so sweet.
480
00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:25,487
Could you cut me down, please?
481
00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:27,645
No, I like you like this.
482
00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:33,696
All right, settle in.
483
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:37,800
200 channels of
family entertainment.
484
00:22:37,824 --> 00:22:38,834
Seen it.
485
00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:41,036
Seen it. Seen that.
486
00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:44,139
Seen it. Seen it. Seen it.
487
00:22:44,163 --> 00:22:46,809
Will you slow down?
Just let me have that thing.
488
00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:48,076
Oh, boy.
489
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:49,745
(grunting on TV)
OK, what's that?
490
00:22:49,769 --> 00:22:52,514
Sumo wrestling from Japan.
(Tim speaks pseudo-Japanese)
491
00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:53,682
Seen it.
492
00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:55,183
(♪ classical)
493
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,820
Oh, now, that's better. Opera.
494
00:22:57,844 --> 00:23:00,322
(boys) Aah!
495
00:23:00,346 --> 00:23:02,446
Phew!
496
00:23:31,310 --> 00:23:32,342
Arr!
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