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Hey babe, did that guy ever get back to you?

Which one?

Andrew?

No.

Unfortunately, yeah.

I've been swiping through like crazy and can't find any decent looking guys.

Well, none of them answer me, so.

Like, it's just been so long since I've been big down, like.

Honestly, yeah.

Much needed.

I'm over it.

Too bad you're gay.

Yeah, I just want to say to you that Alex is gay.

You know any cute straight guys?

I mean, I don't know if you'd be into them or not.

I don't think they're your type.

Like, what do you mean? I don't really know if I have a type.

You guys kind of have a type.

I mean, I guess.

I just like guys that are cute.

Yeah, I guess. Anybody cute.

Anybody that I vibe with.

But if it's just for a hookup, then yeah, you just have to be cute.

You know what I mean?

I'm sure you'll find some dudes.

I mean, like...

You think so?

Yeah.

Obviously we're hot, but just like, well, you're hot too.

Guys that we like don't recognize that.

See? Why can't the guys we like think we're hot?

I guess that's life.

Yeah.

Hmm.

Shut up.

Maybe we could try something.

If you'd be into it.

What do you mean?

Well, I mean, I don't know. Maybe if you see our assholes, it'll, like, turn you

on a little bit.

I mean, you're not, like, 100% gay, right?

No one's 100% gay. Like, no one's 100% gay.

I don't know. I haven't really thought about it.

I mean, let's try.

Dakota, show them your asshole.

I mean, any objections right now? I mean, I'm down to try it, I guess.

Yeah, that definitely means you're not 100% gay, so... Take a look. See if

you like it.

That's pretty nice.

Can I rub them a little bit?

Yeah.

It's kind of hot.

Right.

It's a little different, but I don't know. I think this will work, maybe.

Want to try it?

I think so.

You know, we've all been friends for a while.

Yeah, it's not that weird, I guess.

No.

Yeah, let me see.

Oh, he's getting hard.

Wow,

it's crazy. It's actually working.

Yeah, no way you're 100% good.

I mean we've had our fair share of practice.

Here, let me ride you.

Okay.

Let me show you my ass.

Okay, cool.

Thank you.

Yeah, I mean, definitely probably like 90%. Maybe.

Yeah.

We should, maybe, I'd be okay with doing that again sometime.

Yeah, for sure.

Cool. You guys are great friends.