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You won't want to miss this one.

Our little Wednesday is getting bored of rubbing pussies with her scissor sister,

Enid. So they turn to the dark arts.

But you know what they say about demonology.

You never know what delicious demon daddy dick you'll conjure up.

You're such a pain.

Well, you know I'm not in all pain.

Pain can be really sweet if you know how that means, girl.

What?

You're so weird.

But that's why I love you.

You love me, right?

Not this brave perfection.

Come on. Just do something for the camera. It'll be fun.

Okay.

I will pick the sun. The sun that you pick makes me sick.

What's wrong?

You're even more gloomy than usual.

I know it'll make you feel better.

Can't believe it's just a black one.

Something about that dildo just creeps me out in a bad way.

Probably missed the sunshine.

but it looks like I'm doing. I'm casting a spell.

A spell for what?

Well, I didn't want to break it to you like that, but I'm not 100% lesbian.

So, what does that mean?

Well, my family is very open-minded, but we have something in our family, kind of

like an infomaniac.

We love sex. We enjoy sex.

Not just soft sex that we have.

So, I'm casting a demon.

To get the evil sex.

So, you're breaking up with me?

Is that what you're trying to say? Because I like boys too.

Oh, it's so sentimental.

I'm not breaking up with you.

But I need a demon to complete all my fantasies.

Well, if you're going to summon some health bond, you might as well summon

one for me too.

Are you sure?

This is not like a little prairie guy that is going to take you to the dance.

This is the evil. The demon.

I'm sure of it.

What's fair is fair.

I mean, after all, I am a werewolf. I have carnal needs, too.

Okay, here. Hold my hand.

Now close your eyes.

And for the magic tone, start a fantasy about your dream guy.

The one who will make your darkest fantasy come true.

Ready? Uh-huh.

Shadows sleep and passions conceal, a love forbidden yet revealed.

From depths unknown, let desire rise in the twilight's embrace

for darkness' light.

Whispers of longing in the night draw us together like lost

in light.

Embrace the shadows, let secrets entwine.

A romance born of existence and divine.

Moon's pale glow, a haunting grace.

In the realm of night, our hearts embrace.

Chains of darkness, desires hold.

Love mysterious, ancient and bold.

Unveil the depths where mysteries reside.

Two souls entangled in darkness confide.

The rolling glasses and forbidden delight.

Our love will be a clear light.

Where are we? What happened?

Santa, is that you?

What happened?

Hey, honey.

Yeah, one minute I was at home and getting ready for a hike, and then, bam,

the next minute I'm here.

I don't get what's going on.

Very strange indeed.

I suspect black magic is afoot, Wednesday.

Well, we have kept the demon for a long

spell for now.

Wednesday, you're full of devilish desire just like your mother. Who would

I be to deprive you of your desires?

You see, I mean, good spell work.

We are...

For real men, it's a full fire of desire.

And cooler than our fathers.

So, me and your dad, and you and my dad, are gonna fuck?

Vivian is a pervert.

She's a pervert.

She's a pervert.

Dad, you sure you're okay with this?

Well, why not?

We only live once.

In big breath, she's really good at sucking stuff.

Yeah.

You hear that?

Oh, I shouldn't be doing that. No, don't look.

Oh my God.

looking honey.

Isn't that lovely?

I really shouldn't.

You look so

pretty.

I love watching you swipe my dad's card. Yeah?

You think that's how pretty I look?

Yeah, you should look at that. Yeah, he should see you're busy.

You want to watch your ducks?

You look so good in front of my friend.

Oh, whose hand is that?

cup here.

It shouldn't be that.

Seriously.

Oh, I really should. Oh,

no.

Oh, no.

Thank you.

It's so good.

It's pretty good.

It shouldn't feel sick. It shouldn't feel sick.

No, but it does.

Oh, fuck. Is it part of the spell?

Oh, fuck.

That might be it.

Oh, God.

Let's just not tell anybody.

Oh, my God. Get it.

Get it.

Oh,

my God.

Good job, honey. Oh, God.

Okay, good job.

Give me that.

Yes.

Too far. Oh,

well, it's just already felt good enough.

You've already taped it. Why didn't you do it?

Oh, God.

Nobody's going to know me.

Well, just... Oh,

God.

Yeah. Really?

Oh, I really don't think it's such a good idea.

Oh, God.

Oh, it's so good.

It does feel pretty good.

We could do just one. Just a taste. Just a taste.

Oh, my God.

Thank you. Bye.

Break the spell.

Oh, my God, yeah.

Oh, my God, yeah.

Oh, my God,

yeah. Oh, my God, yeah. Oh, my God, yeah. Oh, my God, yeah. Oh,

my God, yeah.

Oh, my God, yeah.

Don't tell anyone.

Fucking male gray.

Okay.

We had a deal.