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Great!

You look even better in person.

Yeah, you too.

Where are you from?

Ireland.

Just came here for business.

What about yourself?

Upstate New York.

You're a feisty one.

You know it, Daddy.

Come to bed, Daddy.

How old are you?

29.

Well, I'm only 39, so I'm definitely not old enough to be your daddy.

Oh, you're a great kisser.

Oh, you too.

What are you working at?

IT.

Hello.

A what?

I've never seen one like that before.

Like what?

Like yours.

I've never seen an uncut penis before.

Ah, okay.

Are you?

Yeah.

I've never seen one in real life before.

Really?

It looks weird.

That's not weird.

Yours is the altered one.

There's so much skin.

That's not so much skin.

That's normal.

Is it clean?

Yes, it's clean.

So, how do I use it?

Like any of the ones you've used before.

Is it safe?

Of course it's safe.

I heard that uncut guys just aren't as clean.

I mean, cut guys are much less likely to have HIV or an STD.

That's a silly myth.

The only difference is you are less sensitive down there than I am.

Why don't you get it cut?

Sorry, why don't I get circumcised?

Yeah, it's better.

Said who?

It's cleaner.

God wanted it that way.

If God wanted it that way, wouldn't she have made us without one in the first place?

Ah, are you Jewish?

No.

Muslim?

No, I'm Christian.

Well, your God said that didn't have to be removed then.

But I know loads of Christian guys here that are cut.

That's because some frigid old man taught masturbation was a sin.

What are you talking about?

Really?

No.

You know Mr. Kellogg?

Yes.

This is a true story by the way.

So, John Harvey Kellogg was part of some crazy

religious group that believed masturbation was a sin.

He thought a bland diet would make teenage boys and teenage

girls less horny so he developed Kellogg's Corn Flakes.

He was also a doctor that recommended circumcising teenagers at a young age so

that they wouldn't touch themselves later in life.

He also supposedly was celibate for the 40 years of

a marriage apart from when he wanted to have kids.

That can't be right.

It is.

There's no need for young boys to be circumcised

unless it's for religious or medical purposes.

You're cut because it's cultural.

Back in the day, only rich women could have babies

in hospitals and that's where the trend started.

And sadly, it has never gone away.

Having your foreskin removed showed that you were from a rich family.

Fascinating.

This is serious.

But babies don't feel the pain.

Of course they do.

How would you feel if I took a blade to your penis?

But I don't remember it.

Of course you don't.

You were a baby.

Jesus Christ.

What are you doing?

Imagine doing that with a blade.

Exactly.

I really think it would look better cut.

That's it.

Out.