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Please, put that down.
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Trust me,
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you don't want to play with it.
Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Just hand it over.
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Just hand it over, okay?
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Just hand it over.
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Hand it over,
little monkey, okay?
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Hey, little man.
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Hey, man, look
what I got.
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A ripe,
delicious thingamabob.
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All his monkey buddies
are eating these outside.
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They're going crazy
for 'em.
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Hand that detonator over,
and this baby's
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all yours. Hmm?
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So good.
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So juicy. Mmm.
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Oh, y'all eat these things?
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How are they not extinct?
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How are you
not extinct, Jack?
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What kind of Darwin Award
nominee puts down a detonator
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in a room full of explosives?
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The kind with only two hands
who had to zip... oh...
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Zip-tie a rebel leader
in a hurry, Riley.
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That's who.
Okay.
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I just set the detonator
down for a second, man.
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How was I supposed to know
some cappuccino monkey
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was gonna go picking it up?
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Capuchin.
Ah, I think it's cappuccino.
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It's capuchin.
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Guys, it's a monkey.
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You know what?
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Good news is:
Safety's still on.
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So we're not in
any real danger,
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unless he somehow
figures out how to...
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- ...arm it.
- Uh-oh.
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Hey, I...
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think we better give
Curious George
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something else
to be curious about
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before he pushes
that button
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and ends us all right here.
Yeah, yeah,
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like what, like what?
I don't know.
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Hey, buddy.
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What's this?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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You like that, don't you?
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Want to trade?
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Yeah. Uh-huh.
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Just like...
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We're safe.
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Safe? What is safe about giving
a knife to a monkey?
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Do you have any idea
what that could do?
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I don't know, Jack. What?
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You probably just started
Planet of the Apes, man.
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Hey, guys. I just...
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I wanted to say
thank you so much
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for all the flowers
and the gifts.
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And, Bozer, you're right.
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The leftover Christmas pastrami
is surprisingly good.
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So the, um, the doctors have
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approved my travel request.
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I'm gonna be flying home
to Australia tomorrow
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to be with my sister,
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while I'm finishing PT.
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I'm gonna miss you guys.
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All of you.
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So take care of each other.
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Especially Jack.
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And if you can...
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...find Murdoc for me.
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I told her that was the plan.
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Amen to that.
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How's it going over here?
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Slow.
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I mean, I kind
of thought
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you lost your mind when
you said that 11 digit number
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etched into that gear was a clue
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that might help you
find your dad.
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But then, his super weird
Christmas present shows up,
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proving you right
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but leaving me
with even more questions.
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Yeah, like, why do the numbers
on this guy's arm
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match part of the number
on the gear?
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Yeah. And who
is this guy?
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And what does he have
to do with your dad?
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Look, all I know for certain
is he's not in any database.
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What does Matty think
about the dossier?
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Uh, I don't know.
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You haven't shown her?
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Nope.
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Why not? When it
comes to analyzing
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confusing intelligence,
no one is better than...
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Because I think
she's involved.
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Yeah.
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I thought I'd found proof
that she knew my dad,
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so I confronted her about it.
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She said she didn't.
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I think
she's lying,
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but at the same time,
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there's no way
to know.
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Man.
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This is a lot to process, Mac.
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Now I understand
why you're not upset
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you lost your knife.
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Didn't lose it.
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Gave it away.
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Besides, it was just a knife.
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Uh, no.
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What we use to carve
the Thanksgiving turkey
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is "just a knife."
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This was the vintage
pocketknife
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that your grandfather
gave you.
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Fair enough.
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But since its final act was
to save my life, and Riley's...
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...I think Grandpa
would be proud.
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I'd be happy to order
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a replacement knife for you.
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Or you could just ask
my replacement to order one.
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Dude, for the millionth time,
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you're not being replaced.
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That is a vehicular combat drone
for DARPA's Korman Challenge.
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The competition's been going on
for years,
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and nothing from our lab
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has ever been replaced
because of it.
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Well, I should hope not.
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Those weapons
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are utterly useless
in a laboratory setting.
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And have you tried
talking to it?
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It has absolutely
no personality.
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That's because
it doesn't need one.
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The goal of the challenge
is to prototype
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a fully autonomous
military vehicle,
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not a lab assistant.
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Your skill sets
don't overlap in any way.
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Okay?
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This guy could someday
do for ground troops
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what Predator drones have
done for our Air Force.
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If we could beat
the CIA this year.
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And the NSA.
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And the DoD, JPL...
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Which we absolutely will.
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Have some faith,
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guys.
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- This is our year.
- Hey, guys?
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I know you're busy
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getting ready for the
competition, but Jack is...
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acting weird.
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To be fair,
it would be weird
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if he wasn't acting weird.
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Yeah, Jill. By now,
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you should know that's kind of
his default setting.
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Right. No, this is weird weird.
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Even for Jack.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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What's going on, Jack?
Who's this guy?
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Assassin.
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No. Worse. Way worse.
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Meet James LeRoy.
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"Jimmy" to his friends,
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and his enemies.
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Sorry, did we just get
a new mission?
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No. He's not a mission, Riley.
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That right there
is my old high school nemesis.
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Seriously?
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Look who finally
decided to listen to me and go
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to his high school reunion.
Good on you.
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Apparently, the same guy
that used Phoenix resources
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to dig up dirt
on an innocent civilian.
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"Innocent"?
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Who said he's innocent?
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That guy
right there spent
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four years ruining my life,
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always one-upping me.
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When we both went out
for class president, he won.
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We both go out
for starting quarterback,
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he won.
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And when we were both up
for "best hair," guess what?
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He won?
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That's right. He won.
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And senior year, when he beat me
out for homecoming king...
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I was never the same after that.
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Well, you do know
that homecoming kings
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hold no real power,
right? Just sayin',
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this punk really shook
my confidence.
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Well, he
may have, Jack,
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but this was years ago.
Decades.
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Centuries, even.
Yeah...
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Oh, very funny. No, no.
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Go ahead. Laugh it up
at my expense.
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I'm telling you, this was a real
turning point for me in my life.
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Who knows what I could've
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accomplished if it weren't
for that guy, right there?
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If you hate
the guy so much,
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why are you even going
to the reunion?
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Well, I wasn't,
but then you fools all signed up
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for this
robo-apocalypse contest,
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and I don't want
no part of that.
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Jack. The Korman Challenge
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is a friendly competition.
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Yeah, I'm sure that's what
Miles Bennett Dyson said
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when he activated Skynet
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and unleashed
an army of Terminators.
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Does-does...
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Matty even know
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you guys signed up
for this contest?
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Can someone please
tell me why I'm waiting
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on you guys?
I mean, we're all loaded up,
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ready to leave for Virginia,
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and we're just missing
the team that's, you know,
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actually competing.
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And, Dalton,
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your cover I.D.
is bathroom tile salesman.
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If I find out that you leaked
Right.
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Classified info to impress
some divorced ex-cheerleader
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from Bumblesticks
Musical High School,
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then you're gonna wish
it was the robot apocalypse.
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Ten years ago,
DARPA scientist Martin Korman
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had a dream: To create an
autonomous medevac transport
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that could rescue wounded
soldiers from the battlefield
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without risking
additional troops.
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So he created the
Korman Challenge.
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To bring the brightest minds
together,
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with the hope that one day,
someone would fulfill his dream.
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But one aspect
of the competition has always
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remained the same.
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Our team has never won.
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But this is our year.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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The year that the Phoenix
takes home
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the blue ribbon, and all
the black budget funding
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that comes along with it.
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So tighten every
single screw,
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and double-check
every line of code,
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because everything on this
vehicle must be absolutely...
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Bozer?
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No problem.
We can totally fix that.
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No mistakes
today, people.
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None.
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Now, go win that challenge.
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Can you hand me the
needle-nose pliers right there? Yeah.
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Here you go.
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Thanks.
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Pliers and a folding chair?
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The Phoenix Foundation
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really works
with some cutting edge tech.
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Good to see you again, MacGyver.
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I came by to wish you luck.
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Allie Winthrop.
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How's life at the CIA's
Special Research Division?
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Oh, you know. Another year,
another kickass prototype.
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Meet Bruno, the Battle Ready
Unmanned Networked Operative.
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See you at the finish line,
MacGyver.
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May the best bot win.
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Yeah...
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I'm not sure
this is gonna be our year.
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So, when did you two hook up?
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What?
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Yeah, fine. That happened.
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Korman Challenge bonus points.
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Why didn't you tell me, man?
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Because it wasn't like that.
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It was a few years ago.
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00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:51,985
It was my first time here.
265
00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:53,020
I really liked her.
266
00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:54,888
And I thought she liked me.
267
00:10:54,922 --> 00:10:56,890
Right up until
I saw her going through
268
00:10:56,924 --> 00:10:59,159
my drone's design specs
on my laptop.
269
00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:00,861
She was snooping
on your laptop?
270
00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:02,229
Yeah, well...
271
00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:04,798
I guess for some people,
272
00:11:04,832 --> 00:11:07,200
winning is the only thing
that matters.
273
00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:34,962
Jack Dalton.
274
00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:36,797
Oscar Himenez?
275
00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:38,098
I knew it was you.
276
00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:39,332
You don't look
a day older.
277
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,168
You look great, man.
278
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,170
I love your hat. Tina Pham!
279
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:44,972
Yeah.
Give me some hugs, girl.
280
00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:47,107
You look amazing.
It is so great to see you guys.
281
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,209
How long's it
been since, uh...
282
00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:50,310
Homeroom together.
Yeah.
283
00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:52,255
Remember that? That's
right. Who else was in there?
284
00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:54,081
Jimmy LeRoy?
285
00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:55,783
No, I don't think
Jimmy was in there.
286
00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:57,350
Jimmy.
287
00:11:58,385 --> 00:11:59,887
Hey.
Hey, you.
288
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,488
You remember Jill?
Hi.
289
00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:03,223
Son of a bitch.
290
00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:05,068
There he is, there he is.
He's aging better than.
291
00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:07,060
George Clooney.
292
00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:08,361
We're going up. Boom!
293
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:09,897
All right. Hey, man.
294
00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:14,367
What's up, Karl?
295
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:17,070
You still into
Dungeons & Dragons?
296
00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:20,107
That's cool.
297
00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:22,175
Good to see you.
Hi. Hey, how are you?
298
00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:24,177
Next contestant
to the starting line.
299
00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:31,952
Organization?
300
00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:33,520
Phoenix Foundation.
301
00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:35,255
And the name of your entry?
302
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,993
Dalton's Nightmare.
303
00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:43,897
It...
304
00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:45,365
it's kind of a inside joke.
305
00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:46,800
Okay.
306
00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:49,102
It's a 20 mile course.
Your vehicle
307
00:12:49,136 --> 00:12:51,071
earns points from
speed, accuracy,
308
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,106
and the ability to differentiate
between targets.
309
00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:55,108
This is a live fire exercise,
310
00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:56,352
so I'm gonna have
to ask you to... Oh.
311
00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:59,212
All our weapons are state of
the art, less lethal technology:
312
00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:01,414
Taser cannons, beanbag rounds,
pepper spray grenades...
313
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,316
I don't like guns.
314
00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:04,584
Super.
315
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,930
I'm still gonna have to ask you
to step behind the safety line.
316
00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:08,088
All set?
317
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,189
All set.
318
00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:16,329
If your robot doesn't win,
you're all fired.
319
00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:19,566
Best of luck.
320
00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:21,334
Be advised,
321
00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:24,371
this is a live fire exercise.
Weapons hot.
322
00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:27,507
Ready. Set.
323
00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:45,926
Okay, this has to be
a rules violation.
324
00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:48,061
I don't think this is
part of the contest.
325
00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:50,130
Allie.
326
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,164
Allie!
327
00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:52,575
It's not me. I'm locked out.
Bruno won't respond
328
00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:53,600
to any of my commands.
329
00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,102
Has this ever
happened before?
330
00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:56,535
Never. I don't know
what's going on.
331
00:13:57,404 --> 00:13:58,872
Mac!
332
00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:15,322
Any chance that thing
has an off switch?
333
00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:26,533
High-impact polymer armor,
334
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:28,435
and a gas-electric hybrid engine
335
00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:31,671
with a 600 mile radius.
336
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:34,207
I-It's like a Predator
drone on wheels
337
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:36,476
run by an on-board
artificial intelligence
338
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:38,145
that's just gone
339
00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:39,079
completely insane.
340
00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:41,514
Well, technically,
A.I.s can't go insane.
341
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,583
This is more like when
an aerial drone goes rogue
342
00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:45,318
because its code has bugs.
343
00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:47,587
They call it a "flyaway."
344
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:51,024
Okay, maybe now's not the best
time to nitpick terminology.
345
00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:55,162
I ran Bruno through
10,000 simulations
346
00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:56,363
without a single glitch.
347
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,407
Bruno destroyed eight
other drones and tried to turn
348
00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:00,968
us into human roadkill.
That's a bit more than a glitch.
349
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:03,270
Guys, the only thing that
matters now is stopping Bruno
350
00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:04,938
before he hurts anyone else.
351
00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:06,582
We can't stop him
if we can't even find him.
352
00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:08,141
So how do we do that?
Head for McLean.
353
00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:12,045
Virginia? You think he's
headed to CIA Headquarters?
354
00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:16,049
If Bruno ever malfunctions, he's
programmed to go into safe mode.
355
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:18,685
As long as the onboard GPS still
works, he should be driving back
356
00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:21,054
to my lab as we speak.
Running home to mama.
357
00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:22,298
It's cute when a puppy does it.
358
00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:24,157
This? Not so much.
Okay, Allie,
359
00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:25,692
I've got birds in the sky,
360
00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:27,727
Jeeps on the ground
and satellite views
361
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:28,962
from here to McLean.
362
00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:30,430
There's no sign
of your lost dog.
363
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:33,200
How do we get eyes on it?
364
00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:34,501
I'm not sure we can.
365
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:35,568
Bruno is radar,
366
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:38,371
sonar, and thermal invisible.
367
00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:40,140
He's got visual camouflage,
368
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:42,509
and he's programmed to use
dense foliage for cover.
369
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:45,212
And good luck following the
right set of Humvee tracks
370
00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:47,147
on a military base.
Say, Allie.
371
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:48,324
You didn't want to maybe
put in a master kill switch
372
00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:51,184
just in case, you know,
this happened?
373
00:15:51,218 --> 00:15:52,228
Of course I put in
a master kill switch.
374
00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:55,388
It was the first thing I tried
when Bruno took off.
375
00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:58,225
But the code is corrupted.
It's-it's not working.
376
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,295
Wait a minute, Allie,
377
00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:04,664
you said that Bruno
is a gas.
378
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:07,034
Then I think I know
how to find him.
379
00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:08,477
Hey, Matty, would you
tell all of our
380
00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:10,370
search vehicles to turn off
their engines.
381
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:12,605
Because we'll find Bruno faster
382
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,274
if fewer people
are looking for it?
383
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:15,242
Yeah, well...
384
00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:16,552
actually, we're not
gonna be using our eyes.
385
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:17,377
We're gonna be
following our noses.
386
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:18,687
Allie, can you
take over the wheel?
387
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:21,481
Oh, yeah. Bozer, can you get
me a screwdriver from back there?
388
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:23,550
Yeah.
389
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:40,500
You're using the A/C system's
carbon dioxide sensors
390
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,402
to build an electronic nose
391
00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:44,504
so we can sniff out
Bruno's exhaust.
392
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:47,374
It may not be the
cutting edge tech
393
00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:48,375
you're used to,
394
00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:49,742
but...
395
00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:52,412
it should still do the trick.
396
00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:04,124
Dalton!
397
00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:05,358
Hey.
398
00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:06,759
Jimmy.
399
00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:08,361
Hey, man.
400
00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:09,296
Bring it in, brother.
401
00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:10,363
Bring it in.
402
00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:12,065
All right, all right.
403
00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:12,932
All right.
How are you?
404
00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:14,343
How are you?
I'm good. I'm good. Yeah.
405
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,378
You look good.
You look good.
406
00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:16,436
Thanks. Been a long time.
407
00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:18,771
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can you believe this, huh?
408
00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:19,772
Together again,
409
00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:22,709
like nothing's changed.
Right?
410
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:25,312
How you...
411
00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:26,579
How you been?
412
00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:29,449
Oh, oh, great, man, great.
Thanks for asking.
413
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:31,318
You know, I, uh, I sold my
business last year
414
00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:33,753
for ten times my
initial investment.
415
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:36,223
We used the proceeds
to start a nonprofit.
416
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:39,692
We just opened three schools
and a hospital in Africa.
417
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:40,427
The wife, you know,
418
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,295
she's still modeling
a little bit
419
00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:43,606
here and there, but
her natural foods company
420
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:47,267
just went public,
and the stock is...
421
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,102
up through the roof, man.
422
00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:51,271
Oh, wait, my kids...
I got...
423
00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:55,375
That's-that's Jimmy Jr. There,
ace left-hander.
424
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,477
The Blue Jays are
already scouting him.
425
00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:58,654
Don't get me started on that.
426
00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:00,613
And, uh, my
little bell, Melody,
427
00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:02,315
she starts Harvard
next fall, man.
428
00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:03,650
So I got no complaints, brother.
429
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:06,553
No complaints at all.
What about you, Dalton?
430
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:09,256
Where has life taken you?
431
00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:17,464
I'm a highly trained
government operative
432
00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:19,332
who's fought terrorism
on multiple continents
433
00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:22,469
and saved the world
over a dozen times.
434
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:33,580
Get in here, man.
435
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,382
That's you. There he is.
436
00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:37,350
There he is.
The old class clown.
437
00:18:37,384 --> 00:18:38,818
That's great. I love that. Yeah.
438
00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:41,588
I love that, man.
Yeah.
439
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:44,824
But no, seriously,
how's the bathroom tile biz?
440
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:49,329
Of course.
441
00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:53,266
Of course he's healing sick kids
and building schools in Africa,
442
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:55,502
and his wife is a
supermodel business mogul,
443
00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:58,371
and his kids are
Ivy League bound
444
00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:00,540
and athletically gifted.
445
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:03,843
Of course.
446
00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:07,714
What are you doing
with your life, Dalton?
447
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:08,747
What are you doing?
448
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,255
Hey, Jack.
449
00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:17,557
Hey, man.
450
00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:25,932
Good to see you again.
451
00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:27,434
Yeah.
452
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:34,883
Look, I know I'm not in
the position to criticize
453
00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:36,276
anyone else's work right now,
454
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,786
but are you sure this
contraption of yours
455
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:38,945
is gonna work?
456
00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:43,316
Left, Allie, left.
457
00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:51,190
Oh, right. Take a right.
458
00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:57,797
Bruno should just be
459
00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:59,198
straight up ahead.
460
00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:11,944
Riley, we got eyes on Bruno.
461
00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:13,446
Follow our signal.
462
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:14,481
I see your signal.
463
00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:16,015
More importantly,
I see his signal.
464
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,584
I'm gonna try to hack in
465
00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:18,817
and see if I can
shut him down.
466
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:23,356
Well, hack fast
467
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:24,900
because Bruno just
left the reservation.
468
00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:26,859
We're in civilian territory now.
469
00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:34,367
Guys, that was the exit
for McLean.
470
00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:35,944
What happened to "he's
programmed to go home"?
471
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:38,771
I don't know.
He is programmed to go home.
472
00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:39,939
Damn it, guys,
473
00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:41,641
I can't get any kind of access.
474
00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:42,885
If you use my login credentials,
475
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:43,710
it should give you
admin privileges.
476
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,678
I tried. The admin's
been changed.
477
00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:47,947
I can't hack in because
someone else already has.
478
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:51,551
Whoever they are, they
still have control of Bruno.
479
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:52,985
So if Bruno
480
00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:55,688
isn't going home,
where the hell is he going?
481
00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:32,325
Jack!
482
00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:34,461
Hey, Jimmy.
483
00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:36,363
Hey, I thought maybe you'd left.
484
00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:37,897
Yeah, actually,
I'm on my way out.
485
00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:39,466
I got to go. You
know what they say.
486
00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:41,368
"Bathroom tile never sleeps."
487
00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:45,372
I've actually never
heard that one.
488
00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:47,115
Hey, come on, man,
why don't you stick around
489
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:49,809
for a little while? Place won't
be the same without you here.
490
00:21:51,077 --> 00:21:53,346
At least let me buy you a drink
491
00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:54,381
to make up for that.
492
00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:57,116
Make up for what?
493
00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:59,051
Hey.
494
00:21:59,085 --> 00:22:00,587
Hey, come on, man.
495
00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:02,655
You don't owe me anything.
496
00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:05,625
You were crowned homecoming king
fair and square, you old dog.
497
00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:07,093
Yeah.
498
00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:10,062
Except the part where I snuck
into Mr. Haddon's office
499
00:22:10,096 --> 00:22:12,765
after school,
and stuffed the ballot box.
500
00:22:14,801 --> 00:22:17,003
Wait a minute.
What'd you say?
501
00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:20,840
Yeah, I stuffed the ballot box.
502
00:22:20,873 --> 00:22:23,042
You stuffed the ballot box?
503
00:22:23,075 --> 00:22:25,412
Well, yeah, man.
How else was I gonna win?
504
00:22:26,813 --> 00:22:28,080
Everybody loved you, Jack.
505
00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:29,782
Everybody.
506
00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:32,084
I mean, yeah, man,
I know, it was stupid.
507
00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:33,953
But we were always
neck and neck,
508
00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:36,122
and you had just kicked
the winning field goal for us
509
00:22:36,155 --> 00:22:38,791
at State, so...
510
00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:43,430
You're not mad about this,
are you?
511
00:22:43,463 --> 00:22:44,564
I mean, I hope not.
512
00:22:44,597 --> 00:22:47,667
I've been dying for years
to get this off my chest.
513
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,902
No.
514
00:22:49,936 --> 00:22:51,070
No, man.
515
00:22:51,103 --> 00:22:52,605
Come on, not at all.
516
00:22:52,639 --> 00:22:54,807
No, I mean, what kind of
pathetic loser obsesses over
517
00:22:54,841 --> 00:22:57,777
something like this
for all these years, right?
518
00:22:57,810 --> 00:22:59,946
Like, this one single event
519
00:22:59,979 --> 00:23:01,690
might've changed the course
of his entire life?
520
00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:02,782
Okay.
521
00:23:02,815 --> 00:23:04,617
All right. All right, all right.
Yeah.
522
00:23:05,952 --> 00:23:07,787
Hey. Why don't you come back
in the gym?
523
00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:09,422
I just bet Ahmed 50 bucks
524
00:23:09,456 --> 00:23:10,857
he can't do a
backflip anymore.
525
00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:12,625
I think he's
gonna try it.
526
00:23:12,659 --> 00:23:14,102
It's gonna get ugly.
Yeah, I'd love to, man,
527
00:23:14,126 --> 00:23:17,196
but I have a bathroom tile
emergency I have to deal with.
528
00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:21,434
Oh, right, right. 'Cause, uh,
"Tile never sleeps."
529
00:23:22,935 --> 00:23:23,836
Hey, you stay in touch, Jack.
530
00:23:23,870 --> 00:23:25,772
Let's not wait
another ten years to catch up.
531
00:23:25,805 --> 00:23:28,641
Yeah. Yeah, that's
a promise, brother.
532
00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:35,081
Don't tell me, let me guess.
533
00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:36,716
You started
the robot apocalypse.
534
00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:38,918
Yes. We have a runaway robot.
535
00:23:38,951 --> 00:23:40,553
Well, I called
that one, didn't I?
536
00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:42,188
But a human is in control.
537
00:23:42,221 --> 00:23:45,191
Someone hijacked
a fully-loaded military drone,
538
00:23:45,224 --> 00:23:47,059
and we believe it's headed
for the Pentagon.
539
00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:48,737
Mm-hmm, and does this someone
have a name yet?
540
00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:49,829
We're working on it.
541
00:23:49,862 --> 00:23:53,199
Riley traced the signal
to a network in Oklahoma City.
542
00:23:53,232 --> 00:23:54,400
And you're my closest agent.
543
00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:56,479
By the time you get there, we
should have exact coordinates.
544
00:23:56,503 --> 00:23:58,471
Okay. I'm on my way.
545
00:24:02,575 --> 00:24:05,578
Go Longhorns!
546
00:24:09,215 --> 00:24:10,726
You can't think of any way that
someone could've gained access
547
00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:12,094
to Bruno, like a-like
a breached firewall,
548
00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:14,220
or a phishing e
No. No.
549
00:24:14,253 --> 00:24:15,087
I'm insanely paranoid.
550
00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:16,989
And my security protocols
are better
551
00:24:17,023 --> 00:24:18,024
than the NSA's.
552
00:24:18,057 --> 00:24:19,025
Well, somebody got in.
553
00:24:19,058 --> 00:24:21,027
We need to get them out.
Riley, what if we just
554
00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:22,261
shut down all the cell towers?
555
00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:23,530
Cut them off from Bruno?
556
00:24:23,563 --> 00:24:24,573
It's the first thing I tried.
557
00:24:24,597 --> 00:24:26,633
But 300 milliseconds
after I killed the towers,
558
00:24:26,666 --> 00:24:28,901
Bruno switched over
to a Chinese spy satellite.
559
00:24:28,935 --> 00:24:30,178
I'm trying to hack
into that now,
560
00:24:30,202 --> 00:24:31,571
but it could take hours.
561
00:24:31,604 --> 00:24:33,181
We don't have hours.
The Pentagon is only
562
00:24:33,205 --> 00:24:34,841
30 minutes away.
And even if you kill
563
00:24:34,874 --> 00:24:36,552
the satellite,
I programmed Bruno to adapt.
564
00:24:36,576 --> 00:24:37,510
He'll just switch
565
00:24:37,544 --> 00:24:38,611
to ad hoc cellular,
566
00:24:38,645 --> 00:24:40,079
unsecured Wi-Fi, infrasound.
567
00:24:40,112 --> 00:24:41,213
Actually, I have an idea.
568
00:24:41,247 --> 00:24:43,616
Allie, pull over now.
569
00:24:45,785 --> 00:24:47,587
First and ten
from the 28-yard line.
570
00:24:47,620 --> 00:24:48,697
Now, what is
the offensive coordinator
571
00:24:48,721 --> 00:24:49,756
gonna call here, Bob?
572
00:24:49,789 --> 00:24:50,823
With the league's
573
00:24:50,857 --> 00:24:52,925
best running back,
you'd assume they'd run, Jim.
574
00:24:52,959 --> 00:24:54,927
But down two touch...
575
00:24:57,697 --> 00:24:59,666
Hey, what the
hell are you doing?
576
00:24:59,699 --> 00:25:01,339
Okay, go, go, go!
Get back here with that!
577
00:25:03,469 --> 00:25:05,638
Hey, Mac, didn't you
hear what I said? If you jam
578
00:25:05,672 --> 00:25:07,015
the signal Bruno is using
to receive commands,
579
00:25:07,039 --> 00:25:09,275
he'll just switch to another.
Yeah.
580
00:25:09,308 --> 00:25:11,286
We're not gonna jam his signal,
we're gonna mess with his mind.
581
00:25:11,310 --> 00:25:13,212
Hey, I need Allie's help.
Uh, so can you just...
582
00:25:13,245 --> 00:25:14,413
switch with her?
583
00:25:14,446 --> 00:25:16,291
Uh, you couldn't have mentioned
the need to switch drivers
584
00:25:16,315 --> 00:25:18,117
before we pulled
onto the road again?
585
00:25:18,150 --> 00:25:19,118
Have you met me?
586
00:25:19,151 --> 00:25:21,287
I am just making this up
as I go along, man. Go.
587
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:23,289
You got it?
Yeah.
588
00:25:27,594 --> 00:25:29,629
Hey, would you, uh,
clip and strip
589
00:25:29,662 --> 00:25:30,897
this coax cable for me?
Yeah.
590
00:25:30,930 --> 00:25:33,733
We're gonna use it
to run power to the dish.
591
00:25:33,766 --> 00:25:35,635
I'm sorry.
592
00:25:35,668 --> 00:25:37,169
Look, this is not
your fault.
593
00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:38,971
Even the best system
can get hacked.
594
00:25:39,005 --> 00:25:41,708
No, no.
I'm not talking about Bruno.
595
00:25:41,741 --> 00:25:43,576
I mean, I-I am sorry
596
00:25:43,610 --> 00:25:45,645
about Bruno,
and, you know,
597
00:25:45,678 --> 00:25:48,047
deeply ashamed.
598
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:52,151
But I was talking about...
when we first met.
599
00:25:57,156 --> 00:25:59,091
Don't worry about it.
Because believe it or not,
600
00:25:59,125 --> 00:26:00,359
that's not the biggest lie
601
00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:03,162
you've ever
told me.
602
00:26:03,195 --> 00:26:04,797
Wait. Wait.
603
00:26:04,831 --> 00:26:06,666
When did I lie to you?
604
00:26:08,367 --> 00:26:10,336
Really?
605
00:26:10,369 --> 00:26:11,771
You know, the part
606
00:26:11,804 --> 00:26:13,305
where you said you liked me,
607
00:26:13,339 --> 00:26:17,143
but you really just wanted
to sneak a peek at my plans?
608
00:26:17,176 --> 00:26:19,145
Mac, I wasn't lying.
609
00:26:19,178 --> 00:26:21,648
I mean, sure,
I'm competitive,
610
00:26:21,681 --> 00:26:23,315
like, super competitive,
611
00:26:23,349 --> 00:26:26,285
like, it's a problem
how competitive I am.
612
00:26:26,318 --> 00:26:29,622
Which is why I couldn't help
but take a peek
613
00:26:29,656 --> 00:26:30,990
at your
design specs.
614
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:36,663
But I wasn't lying
when I said I liked you.
615
00:26:38,264 --> 00:26:39,799
'Cause I did.
616
00:26:40,833 --> 00:26:42,601
I still do.
617
00:26:46,405 --> 00:26:48,174
Really?
618
00:26:49,676 --> 00:26:51,210
That's cool.
619
00:26:51,243 --> 00:26:52,411
That's, uh...
620
00:26:54,380 --> 00:26:57,183
I-I really don't know what
to say about that right now.
621
00:26:57,216 --> 00:26:58,651
But, uh...
622
00:26:58,685 --> 00:27:00,953
let's go stop your killer robot.
623
00:27:00,987 --> 00:27:02,088
Yeah?
624
00:27:02,121 --> 00:27:04,256
Good idea.
625
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:07,293
So what's
the game plan, Mac?
626
00:27:07,326 --> 00:27:08,861
You gonna kill him
with pay.
627
00:27:08,895 --> 00:27:11,798
You are not too far off.
628
00:27:11,831 --> 00:27:14,801
See, all computers work
by moving electrons
629
00:27:14,834 --> 00:27:16,969
through really,
really tiny little wires.
630
00:27:17,003 --> 00:27:18,137
So...
631
00:27:18,170 --> 00:27:21,273
if I can create enough radio
waves, a whole bunch of them,
632
00:27:21,307 --> 00:27:22,274
I can mess with those moving
electrons... Corrupt Bruno's data,
633
00:27:22,308 --> 00:27:24,376
overload his computer
and crash his network.
634
00:27:24,410 --> 00:27:25,945
Exactly. And hopefully,
635
00:27:25,978 --> 00:27:28,447
without him crashing
into anything else.
636
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:31,751
But in order for this to work,
we got to be within 160 feet.
637
00:27:31,784 --> 00:27:33,119
So you know what to do, Boze.
638
00:27:33,152 --> 00:27:34,721
Absolutely not.
639
00:27:35,688 --> 00:27:37,656
Go-go really fast.
We got to catch up to him.
640
00:27:49,335 --> 00:27:51,103
Hey.
641
00:27:51,137 --> 00:27:53,740
You sure this
is the address Riley sent?
642
00:27:53,773 --> 00:27:54,907
A hundred percent, Jack.
643
00:27:54,941 --> 00:27:57,977
Hacker's I.P. traces to an
office on the fourth floor.
644
00:27:58,010 --> 00:27:59,478
All right.
645
00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:02,214
So, how was the reunion?
You don't sound
646
00:28:02,248 --> 00:28:05,451
like a man that just got revenge
on a hated high school nemesis.
647
00:28:05,484 --> 00:28:07,186
Yeah, and how is a man who just
648
00:28:07,219 --> 00:28:09,355
got revenge
on a hated high school nemesis
649
00:28:09,388 --> 00:28:10,489
supposed to sound?
650
00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:12,391
I don't know. Gleeful?
651
00:28:12,424 --> 00:28:16,295
Yeah, well, it didn't actually
go down the way I thought,
652
00:28:16,328 --> 00:28:19,766
but revenge is a dish
best served cold.
653
00:28:19,799 --> 00:28:21,801
I'll fill you in later.
654
00:28:24,070 --> 00:28:25,738
Any idea what I'm facing here?
655
00:28:25,772 --> 00:28:27,373
A murderous hacker collective?
656
00:28:27,406 --> 00:28:30,777
A sleeper cell
of foreign agents.
657
00:28:30,810 --> 00:28:34,013
Could be any and all
of the above.
658
00:28:39,986 --> 00:28:43,022
What is this,
operation needle in a haystack?
659
00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:45,524
Matty.
660
00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:48,427
Will you please check
that address one more time?
661
00:28:48,460 --> 00:28:51,130
Please.
662
00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:55,677
All right. Almost in range.
Get closer.
663
00:28:55,701 --> 00:28:57,837
Okay, but I want to go
on record that this feels
664
00:28:57,870 --> 00:28:59,305
like a terrible idea.
665
00:28:59,338 --> 00:29:00,539
Hey, Mac?
666
00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:03,075
Whoever's controlling Bruno
667
00:29:03,109 --> 00:29:04,844
just decided we're a threat.
668
00:29:04,877 --> 00:29:05,921
Oh, man, I hate being right.
669
00:29:05,945 --> 00:29:07,185
Just keep your foot on the gas.
670
00:29:08,514 --> 00:29:10,182
Okay, we're in range.
Allie, now!
671
00:29:22,929 --> 00:29:23,695
Where's she going?
672
00:29:23,729 --> 00:29:26,565
I, uh, I wired
this dish directly
673
00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:27,900
to the van's battery.
674
00:29:27,934 --> 00:29:29,936
But it's currently drawing
more amps
675
00:29:29,969 --> 00:29:31,203
than we can output, so, uh...
676
00:29:32,438 --> 00:29:34,106
...once we run out of juice...
677
00:29:34,140 --> 00:29:36,442
You're about to say
"Bruno wakes up," aren't you?
678
00:29:36,475 --> 00:29:38,115
Yeah. Keep this
focused on him, all right?
679
00:29:41,580 --> 00:29:43,382
Mac, go around the front
and check the...
680
00:29:47,053 --> 00:29:48,955
Is this bad?
I think this is bad.
681
00:29:48,988 --> 00:29:50,957
Allie, get out of there
before the door close...
682
00:29:50,990 --> 00:29:51,990
No!
683
00:29:52,859 --> 00:29:54,460
Oh, no.
684
00:29:54,493 --> 00:29:56,395
Allie! Damn it.
685
00:30:28,294 --> 00:30:30,029
Any chance you got
a credit card on you?
686
00:30:30,062 --> 00:30:31,297
Uh, yeah.
687
00:30:42,141 --> 00:30:44,110
It's gonna be
okay, man.
688
00:30:44,143 --> 00:30:45,111
We're gonna get her back.
689
00:30:45,144 --> 00:30:46,144
You're damn right we are.
690
00:30:47,146 --> 00:30:48,323
I lost Zoe, we
almost lost Cage.
691
00:30:48,347 --> 00:30:49,627
We're not gonna lose
anyone else.
692
00:30:52,451 --> 00:30:54,386
Guys, we've got a big problem.
693
00:30:54,420 --> 00:30:56,431
You mean besides the hacked
military combat drone headed
694
00:30:56,455 --> 00:30:57,966
for the Pentagon
with Allie trapped inside?
695
00:30:57,990 --> 00:31:00,259
Unfortunately, yes.
696
00:31:00,292 --> 00:31:03,395
The Air Force just scrambled
three F-22s with orders
697
00:31:03,429 --> 00:31:05,364
to destroy Bruno on sight.
698
00:31:05,397 --> 00:31:07,333
You guys have, like,
20 minutes, tops,
699
00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:08,406
to get Allie out of there.
700
00:31:08,434 --> 00:31:09,611
Matty, you got to call that off.
701
00:31:09,635 --> 00:31:10,602
Mac, I tried.
702
00:31:10,636 --> 00:31:13,339
Homeland Security thinks
this is the best option.
703
00:31:13,372 --> 00:31:15,241
Well, then, we got to give them
a better one.
704
00:31:15,274 --> 00:31:16,909
In the next 20 minutes?
705
00:31:16,943 --> 00:31:18,110
And if we can't?
706
00:31:19,245 --> 00:31:21,413
We got to hope Jack's gonna be
able to find whoever's
707
00:31:21,447 --> 00:31:23,449
controlling Bruno
before it's too late.
708
00:31:32,124 --> 00:31:34,393
Riley, this place
is absolutely ginormous.
709
00:31:34,426 --> 00:31:37,429
Any chance you can tell me
how to find this scumbag?
710
00:31:37,463 --> 00:31:39,065
Sorry, Jack.
711
00:31:39,098 --> 00:31:40,408
I can tell you
where he is on the network,
712
00:31:40,432 --> 00:31:41,333
but not in the real world.
713
00:31:41,367 --> 00:31:43,045
You're just gonna have to
search that place
714
00:31:43,069 --> 00:31:44,236
one I.T. tech at a time.
715
00:31:46,472 --> 00:31:49,375
Or...
716
00:31:49,408 --> 00:31:51,710
I could use
an old high school trick.
717
00:31:53,379 --> 00:31:55,347
Okay, people, everybody out!
718
00:31:55,381 --> 00:31:57,349
Big fire coming this way.
719
00:31:57,383 --> 00:31:59,185
Hey!
720
00:31:59,218 --> 00:32:01,453
Hey! Is minimum wage
worth dying for?
721
00:32:01,487 --> 00:32:03,322
I don't think so,
not last time I checked.
722
00:32:03,355 --> 00:32:04,399
Sir, you like being on fire?
723
00:32:04,423 --> 00:32:06,225
No, no, no, no. That's right.
724
00:32:08,027 --> 00:32:10,027
No time for eye contact, sir,
think of your family.
725
00:32:13,532 --> 00:32:14,566
And then there was one.
726
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:16,402
What's up, dude?
727
00:32:16,435 --> 00:32:18,604
Riley, coming your way.
728
00:32:18,637 --> 00:32:20,706
Hey, wait a minute.
Don't I know you?
729
00:32:20,739 --> 00:32:22,217
Did you go to my high school
or something?
730
00:32:22,241 --> 00:32:24,576
No, Jack, you didn't
go to school with him,
731
00:32:24,610 --> 00:32:25,720
but you have
seen him before.
732
00:32:25,744 --> 00:32:27,746
That's Martin Korman.
733
00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:29,581
Founder of the Korman Challenge.
734
00:32:29,615 --> 00:32:32,651
The geek from the
robo.
735
00:32:34,553 --> 00:32:36,722
Why would you sabotage
your own thing, man?
736
00:32:36,755 --> 00:32:39,125
Because it's not my thing.
Not anymore.
737
00:32:39,158 --> 00:32:40,326
What do you mean?
738
00:32:40,359 --> 00:32:42,061
I wanted to build
unmanned ambulances
739
00:32:42,094 --> 00:32:43,429
to save wounded soldiers,
740
00:32:43,462 --> 00:32:45,431
but the government just
wanted another weapon.
741
00:32:45,464 --> 00:32:46,774
They want
to take the human element
742
00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:48,634
out of war.
743
00:32:48,667 --> 00:32:51,370
Well, mister, I was
the human element in war.
744
00:32:51,403 --> 00:32:52,580
Believe you me,
it's not pretty.
745
00:32:52,604 --> 00:32:54,449
Anything we can do to get
the soldiers off the battlefield
746
00:32:54,473 --> 00:32:55,541
is a good thing, right?
747
00:32:55,574 --> 00:32:57,776
Not if we can't control
what we put in their place.
748
00:32:57,809 --> 00:32:59,645
Touché.
749
00:32:59,678 --> 00:33:02,114
Robots can be hacked.
Human soldiers can't.
750
00:33:02,148 --> 00:33:04,283
When I tried to explain
this to my superiors,
751
00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:06,152
they pulled my
security clearance.
752
00:33:06,185 --> 00:33:08,687
Forced me out.
I had to make them
753
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:10,489
see the mistake
they were making.
754
00:33:10,522 --> 00:33:12,167
And since violence seems
to be all they understand...
755
00:33:12,191 --> 00:33:14,693
What did you program
that thing to do?
756
00:33:14,726 --> 00:33:16,162
Unfortunately,
I can answer that.
757
00:33:16,195 --> 00:33:17,205
I just got into
Korman's computer.
758
00:33:17,229 --> 00:33:20,032
He sent Bruno commands
to fire everything it's got
759
00:33:20,066 --> 00:33:21,100
at the Pentagon.
760
00:33:21,133 --> 00:33:24,570
Well, if you're at
Frankenstein's computer, Riley,
761
00:33:24,603 --> 00:33:27,039
can't you just
shut the monster down?
762
00:33:27,073 --> 00:33:28,283
No, I can't.
He sent his final command,
763
00:33:28,307 --> 00:33:30,276
then severed his connection
to Bruno,
764
00:33:30,309 --> 00:33:32,711
making the drone
fully autonomous.
765
00:33:32,744 --> 00:33:34,180
And I can't hack
Bruno remotely.
766
00:33:34,213 --> 00:33:36,715
I've tried.
Okay. Okay.
767
00:33:36,748 --> 00:33:39,651
Okay, Dr. Frankenstein,
on your feet.
768
00:33:39,685 --> 00:33:42,154
Don't mess around,
I'll put one in you.
769
00:33:42,188 --> 00:33:43,789
Let's go.
770
00:33:45,324 --> 00:33:46,758
Okay.
771
00:33:46,792 --> 00:33:49,728
Come on, Bruno, let me in.
772
00:33:52,431 --> 00:33:54,766
Whoa, whoa, why are you
loading your cannon?
773
00:34:09,848 --> 00:34:10,782
Clear out! Clear out!
774
00:34:10,816 --> 00:34:12,784
Get out of the way!
775
00:34:12,818 --> 00:34:14,052
Move, move!
776
00:34:22,628 --> 00:34:24,596
Matty, was that...
777
00:34:25,497 --> 00:34:27,699
No. You still have
778
00:34:27,733 --> 00:34:30,502
nine and a half minutes
before the F-22 is in range.
779
00:34:30,536 --> 00:34:33,572
Okay, Mac, as Jack would say,
time to be brilliant.
780
00:34:33,605 --> 00:34:35,117
So, what you got?
At this exact moment?
781
00:34:35,141 --> 00:34:36,175
Absolutely nothing.
782
00:34:36,208 --> 00:34:37,743
Guys, I have an idea.
783
00:34:37,776 --> 00:34:40,312
I can modify Korman's code
to reinstall the kill switch
784
00:34:40,346 --> 00:34:43,315
and shut Bruno down
for good, but...
785
00:34:43,349 --> 00:34:45,884
I-I can't deliver
the code remotely.
786
00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:47,018
What does that mean?
787
00:34:47,052 --> 00:34:47,986
Means you're gonna have to
physically upload the code
788
00:34:48,019 --> 00:34:51,223
by plugging a USB drive
directly into Bruno.
789
00:34:51,257 --> 00:34:53,892
- That's insane.
- Agreed.
790
00:34:53,925 --> 00:34:56,728
But right now,
insane is all we've got.
791
00:34:56,762 --> 00:34:57,905
Mac, do you think
you can do this?
792
00:34:57,929 --> 00:35:00,832
What, climb on board an
out-of-control military drone
793
00:35:00,866 --> 00:35:02,601
and find a way inside
in under nine minutes?
794
00:35:02,634 --> 00:35:05,137
Guess we're gonna find out.
795
00:35:13,545 --> 00:35:14,380
Andrews, this is
Lima Juliet Niner-Four.
796
00:35:14,413 --> 00:35:15,781
I am three minutes
to intercept.
797
00:35:15,814 --> 00:35:17,583
Weapons hot.
Preparing to...
798
00:35:17,616 --> 00:35:19,218
W-Wait.
What's that Camaro doing?
799
00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:27,926
All right, download complete.
800
00:35:27,959 --> 00:35:30,162
I got your kill switch,
Riley.
801
00:35:30,196 --> 00:35:30,896
Just plug that USB into Bruno,
802
00:35:30,929 --> 00:35:33,632
it should shut him down.
803
00:35:36,768 --> 00:35:39,181
You want to switch drivers in
a speeding car again, don't you?
804
00:35:39,205 --> 00:35:40,248
Unless you want to
jump onto the back
805
00:35:40,272 --> 00:35:43,275
of a hijacked military drone
at 80 miles an hour.
806
00:35:43,309 --> 00:35:44,810
No.
807
00:35:44,843 --> 00:35:47,513
Foot on the gas.
All right.
808
00:35:47,546 --> 00:35:49,248
Oh, my bad, my bad.
All right, hold on.
809
00:35:49,281 --> 00:35:51,917
Yeah, I got it now. Oh.
810
00:36:00,959 --> 00:36:02,069
Lima Juliet, we have confirmed
811
00:36:02,093 --> 00:36:04,230
that the civilian vehicle
has vacated the area.
812
00:36:04,263 --> 00:36:06,665
You are clear to arm your
missiles and make your run.
813
00:36:06,698 --> 00:36:08,900
Roger that, Andrews.
I'm armed and coming around
814
00:36:08,934 --> 00:36:10,802
to engage the target.
815
00:36:10,836 --> 00:36:12,738
Allie!
Allie, can you hear me?
816
00:36:12,771 --> 00:36:14,773
MacGyver?
How did you get up there?
817
00:36:14,806 --> 00:36:16,808
I'll explain later.
818
00:36:19,345 --> 00:36:20,612
You're a lunatic,
you know that?
819
00:36:20,646 --> 00:36:23,615
Yeah, well, I'd like to remain
a living lunatic,
820
00:36:23,649 --> 00:36:25,484
so in order to do that,
821
00:36:25,517 --> 00:36:26,918
I need to give you
this flash drive.
822
00:36:26,952 --> 00:36:28,254
How do we do that?
823
00:36:28,287 --> 00:36:29,921
Okay. There's an air vent
on the back
824
00:36:29,955 --> 00:36:31,923
near the driver's side.
825
00:36:31,957 --> 00:36:33,559
I mean, if there was a driver.
826
00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:37,363
Yep.
827
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:03,255
Okay, there you go.
Got it.
828
00:37:03,289 --> 00:37:04,556
Plug and play. Whoa!
829
00:37:13,031 --> 00:37:16,268
Is there, like, a...
status bar or anything?
830
00:37:16,302 --> 00:37:20,839
No. No, I don't think
it's gonna work!
831
00:37:34,386 --> 00:37:35,987
Matty, call off
the air strike now!
832
00:37:36,021 --> 00:37:37,589
Bruno's offline.
I repeat,
833
00:37:37,623 --> 00:37:38,757
call off the air strike now!
834
00:37:38,790 --> 00:37:40,058
Air strike, abort.
835
00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:41,927
Repeat: Abort.
836
00:37:49,067 --> 00:37:51,403
Roger that. Mission aborted.
837
00:37:53,104 --> 00:37:55,641
Cut it a little closer there
next time, MacGyver.
838
00:37:55,674 --> 00:37:58,310
Some of us are actually
still breathing.
839
00:38:03,915 --> 00:38:05,617
Hey, you okay?
840
00:38:16,061 --> 00:38:17,763
You jumped out
of a stolen vehicle
841
00:38:17,796 --> 00:38:20,699
onto a killer robot,
842
00:38:20,732 --> 00:38:23,535
and stared down an F-22
with orders to fire.
843
00:38:23,569 --> 00:38:26,738
Yeah, I also
smashed my phone.
844
00:38:28,407 --> 00:38:32,811
Why would you do
all that for me?
845
00:38:34,413 --> 00:38:37,048
Well, it's pretty simple.
846
00:38:37,082 --> 00:38:40,352
I don't like seeing people
I care about die.
847
00:38:42,421 --> 00:38:44,356
You still care about...?
848
00:38:44,390 --> 00:38:46,057
Even after everything
I've done?
849
00:38:47,426 --> 00:38:48,860
Yes.
850
00:38:48,894 --> 00:38:51,129
Although,
851
00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:53,107
you could work on being
a little bit less competitive.
852
00:38:53,131 --> 00:38:57,002
Nothing wrong with a little
healthy competition.
853
00:38:57,035 --> 00:39:00,672
The key words being
"little" and "healthy."
854
00:39:04,142 --> 00:39:07,112
Korman's been remanded
for psychiatric evaluation
855
00:39:07,145 --> 00:39:09,147
to see if he's fit
to stand trial.
856
00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:10,592
Nothing crazy about
wanting the world
857
00:39:10,616 --> 00:39:11,817
to be a more peaceful place.
858
00:39:11,850 --> 00:39:13,519
You mean
except for the part
859
00:39:13,552 --> 00:39:14,562
where he hijacked
a military drone
860
00:39:14,586 --> 00:39:16,154
and tried to attack
the Pentagon
861
00:39:16,187 --> 00:39:17,227
with it to make his point?
862
00:39:17,255 --> 00:39:20,125
Yeah, except for that
part. Shut up. You shut up.
863
00:39:20,158 --> 00:39:21,403
Well, however it
works out in the courts,
864
00:39:21,427 --> 00:39:23,962
at least we know Martin Korman
won't be allowed near a computer
865
00:39:23,995 --> 00:39:26,532
for the rest of his life.
Is it weird
866
00:39:26,565 --> 00:39:27,666
that I'm kind of offended
867
00:39:27,699 --> 00:39:28,810
that he didn't hack
our drone?
868
00:39:28,834 --> 00:39:30,602
Super weird.
Yes.
869
00:39:30,636 --> 00:39:34,005
At least we'll always
have this, right?
870
00:39:34,039 --> 00:39:35,941
It's all that's left
of Dalton's Nightmare
871
00:39:35,974 --> 00:39:37,208
before Bruno blew it up.
872
00:39:37,242 --> 00:39:40,779
So the government spent a half a
million bucks on a paperweight?
873
00:39:40,812 --> 00:39:43,148
Trust me, it's not the worst
purchase they've ever made.
874
00:39:45,150 --> 00:39:47,486
Come on, pizza's
on me if anyone's hungry.
875
00:39:47,519 --> 00:39:48,253
Sure.
876
00:39:48,286 --> 00:39:49,888
I'm in.
Now you're talking.
877
00:39:49,921 --> 00:39:52,424
All right. Hey, Mac,
hang on a second.
878
00:39:55,193 --> 00:39:56,237
Got you a little something.
879
00:39:56,261 --> 00:39:59,631
I know I'm not your
grandpa or anything, but...
880
00:39:59,665 --> 00:40:01,132
But you're almost
old enough to be?
881
00:40:01,166 --> 00:40:02,133
You looking to get
popped in the mouth?
882
00:40:02,167 --> 00:40:03,134
Saw an opening.
883
00:40:03,168 --> 00:40:04,536
Stop that.
That's enough.
884
00:40:04,570 --> 00:40:05,937
I will.
Open it.
885
00:40:08,674 --> 00:40:10,442
What?!
886
00:40:10,476 --> 00:40:12,077
Aw, man.
887
00:40:14,112 --> 00:40:15,514
Thanks.
888
00:40:15,547 --> 00:40:17,616
Yeah. Yeah, well,
I kind of realized
889
00:40:17,649 --> 00:40:19,585
it was probably my fault
that you lost it
890
00:40:19,618 --> 00:40:21,019
in the first place, so...
891
00:40:21,052 --> 00:40:23,188
Seriously, man,
this means a lot. Thank you.
892
00:40:23,221 --> 00:40:25,190
Ah, you're welcome.
This is awesome.
893
00:40:25,223 --> 00:40:28,193
Oh, I, uh...
got something for you.
894
00:40:28,226 --> 00:40:30,028
Same thing.
Tradeoff.
895
00:40:30,061 --> 00:40:31,863
Hmm. Thanks.
896
00:40:31,897 --> 00:40:34,232
So, you never told me
what happened at your reunion.
897
00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:36,234
Oh. Oh, yeah.
898
00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:38,169
So, so check it out.
899
00:40:38,203 --> 00:40:40,472
Jimmy finally admitted
that he cheated
900
00:40:40,506 --> 00:40:42,207
to beat me out
at homecoming king.
901
00:40:43,675 --> 00:40:44,710
Cheated how?
902
00:40:44,743 --> 00:40:46,588
He stuffed the ballot box.
Can you believe that?
903
00:40:46,612 --> 00:40:48,246
Seriously?
904
00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:49,681
And after he
unburdened his soul,
905
00:40:49,715 --> 00:40:51,149
what did you,
what did you do?
906
00:40:51,182 --> 00:40:52,851
Let him off the hook.
907
00:40:52,884 --> 00:40:54,553
You did?
908
00:40:54,586 --> 00:40:57,789
Yeah. Yeah, to be honest
with you, I'm glad he cheated.
909
00:40:57,823 --> 00:40:59,991
I mean, if I'd have
won homecoming king
910
00:41:00,025 --> 00:41:01,627
back in high school,
I might have peaked.
911
00:41:01,660 --> 00:41:03,237
You don't want to be peaking
in high school, dude.
912
00:41:03,261 --> 00:41:06,532
But losing gave
me the sense
913
00:41:06,565 --> 00:41:08,166
that I have something
to prove, you know?
914
00:41:08,199 --> 00:41:10,035
It kind of fueled
the rest of my life.
915
00:41:10,068 --> 00:41:12,046
It's probably why I joined
the Army, became a Delta,
916
00:41:12,070 --> 00:41:13,839
applied for the CIA.
917
00:41:13,872 --> 00:41:16,575
You know, losing that stupid
homecoming king crown,
918
00:41:16,608 --> 00:41:18,043
which means nothing,
919
00:41:18,076 --> 00:41:19,578
was probably
the best thing
920
00:41:19,611 --> 00:41:22,147
I ever could have
done for myself.
921
00:41:22,180 --> 00:41:24,249
These are all great things.
922
00:41:24,282 --> 00:41:26,752
I just, I wish you had said
something sooner.
923
00:41:42,300 --> 00:41:44,603
You won by a unanimous vote,
Jack.
924
00:41:44,636 --> 00:41:45,971
All right, Jack!
925
00:41:49,641 --> 00:41:51,777
Man, y'all didn't have
to do this.
926
00:41:51,810 --> 00:41:54,212
Oh, so you don't want the crown?
927
00:41:54,245 --> 00:41:55,623
You kidding me?
Of course I want it.
928
00:41:55,647 --> 00:41:57,783
Come on!
Put it on, Jack!
929
00:42:08,660 --> 00:42:12,263
Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech!
930
00:42:19,605 --> 00:42:22,941
Our honeymoon suite
is the finest
931
00:42:22,974 --> 00:42:25,210
our hotel has to offer.
932
00:42:25,243 --> 00:42:27,278
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933
00:42:27,312 --> 00:42:29,314
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934
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