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Guys, I heard about the no, not November thing.

Do you think you could go a whole month without masturbating?

Yeah, right.

You guys think you could?

I mean, I'm not sure.

No. No. We know you. You guys definitely can.

It's supposed to be really healthy, though.

You know, the thing.

I think we can do it, though. Yeah, right.

There's no way.

I caught you masturbating when you were younger. Exactly.

I masturbate all the time, but that doesn't mean that I can't refrain.

There's no way.

No.

You're the one to talk. You're a fucking anti-addict. And you're a slut.

Yeah? How much?

$500?

You know what?

I think we can win. I think we can win.

There's no way.

Let's do it.

Let's do it. I'm done.

No, not November.

What are the rules then?

Well, I was looking.

You got it. No masturbating at all.

No sex.

No accidental masturbating. You'll sit on the dryer again.

No touching rubber, bro.

No watching porn.

What? No, that's too far.

So you're going to watch it now?

Yeah.

Haven't you ever seen the intros? Wow.

Maybe she won't be able to drive.

Right? Wow, okay.

We'll see.

I can do that.

Let's go.

Ready? One, two, three. No!

What are you doing?

You were just masturbating. I saw you.

I didn't come.

Yeah, no, not in the library.

Why were you watching anyway?

I was watching. I was making sure you weren't cheating, and you were, so.

I didn't come.

So? Were you practicing?

Yeah, I was practicing not coming.

Okay, whatever.

Look, I'm going to tell everybody else. You owe me $500.

Okay, look, I won't say anything if you won't say anything.

Deal? Fine, deal.

Okay.

Don't masturbate.

Not anymore, pervert!

I'm almost done. Do you want to hang out after this? Watch some movies with me?

I'm literally not.

I can't help it.

Can't help getting wet. My shirt's all wet.

What happened?

Hey, yo, um, none of that.

What? My shirt's wet.

You're my sister.

You're step-sister.

Still my sister. Still weird.

Well. If you have a problem with it, you should just leave.

Or just stop.

Actually, why don't you just go jack off right now and give me the $500 you owe

me?

I will leave, but I'm not going to drop off.

Yeah, okay.

Okay.

I'm not gonna lie, he kind of looks hot.

What do you mean, you slut?

It's your brother.

So? Okay, you look at me too.

You're worse than I am.

No.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, I can't. Oh my god.

I'm so excited.

Come on, you're telling me you wouldn't laugh?

Okay, I might laugh.

I knew it.

I can't do it anymore.

What are you doing?

It's so hard.

I can't.

You're literally crazy.

Oh, my God.

Just because he's my stepbrother.

Oh, my God. Still, you're so dirty.

Look at him.

Can you help me? Thanks.

I'd love to help you out.

Thanks.

Do you maybe want to put your pants in the wash?

No, I think you're doing white, right?

Yeah, we'll kind of mix, you know.

I can help you get the detergent, though.

Oh, yeah, can you?

I think this load should be pretty good.

Pretty full?

I think so.

Sorry.

Hello?

Fuck.

I know those are

my fucking socks.

No, they're cute.

What are you talking about? I know they're cute. They're literally mine.

Why are you wearing them?

Because I took them.

Why are y

'all

arguing in the first place?

I'm sorry I took your thoughts about asking.

What are we even doing at this point?

About this November thing.

It's driving me insane.

You're telling me. I've been having wet dreams for like two weeks now. Oh my

god.

If no one's going to do it, why don't we just like stop and fuck?

I'm not fucking my brother.

Yeah, I'm not fucking my sister.

Wheels.

I didn't come.

I didn't come. It still counts. No masturbating was part of the rule.

But it's not November.

No masturbation November.

It's still part of the rule. Where are you from?

I'm so frustrated.

Alright, if y'all don't fucking want to do this bet, and you're over this bet,

why don't we quit and have sex?

Not that difficult.

Fuck.

I mean, I'm not fucking with this beer.

Well, no, what if we swap?

I mean, I'm down for that.

I kind of really, really need something.

It's been 29 days.

My balls are blue as fuck.

Your sister's very attractive.

There you go.

It's that simple.

But nobody can know.

No. Nobody can tell anyone.

Another time.

And we're keeping it this time.

Yeah.

We'll fuck on three. One, two, three, let's fuck.

Yeah, we're fucking.

Let's just fuck.

Let's go.

I got

it.

Yeah? Yeah.

Let's do it.

We're just fucking about, right? So...

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, damn.

Take a deep breath.

Dude,

your sister can fit my whole dick in her mouth.

This is pretty good, isn't it?

It's just my depth up there, okay?

Oh, I'm just showing you how to do it.

There are things.

Whoa.

Don't put my ball in there, man.

Okay.

Wow.

Don't forget about my brother.

Why are you over here? You have a headache. I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I think you showed her.

I'm just showing her how to do it.

All right.

I think I got it from here.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Keep going.

Let's do it.

You're really so hot.

Go to George.

Oh my God.

Oh my

God.

Careful with it.

You'd love to like it.

So it's like, oh.

Exactly, yeah.

You're sucking her pussy out.

You're like getting sucked by my brother.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

You have such a cute pussy.

Motherfuckers. Yeah.

What are you fucking thinking about?

Oh, is this okay?

Are you fucking dead?

What are you doing? Let's put it back in.

Y'all are good.

You're good.

Okay.

Well, I can't get to it.

I can't help it.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

You want to try fucking my dick? Yeah.

They're doing it.

We went a little bit far.

Yeah, but why don't you tell anybody?

No, yeah.

Thank you, brother.

I think that's enough.

Put it back in her mouth.

Already?

Yeah, keep doing that.

Oh, shh.

Oh, shh.

You guys can't do it.

Put it back in.

Oh, my God.

I didn't know how to take this so good.

Do this.

Yeah. I can feel her getting

wetter as I play with her.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Fuck her just like that, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck's sake.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I really like looking at you when talking about this.

I know.

Oh, fuck.

You should know me by now.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God.

I want to show someone a photo.

Hold on.

Oh,

you want to say what it is? I know what you want.

You want to do it?

Maybe.

It's so hot watching your brother fuck you. Oh, God.

Oh, fuck.

I never thought you'd be doing this for me. Yeah.

Fuck.

Oh, yeah.

I want my brother to come on my face.

Come on your sister's face. It's so hot.

Give it all to me. You ready?

Uh-huh.

Oh, here it comes.

Fucking hell, not November.

Oh, yeah.

Holy fuck.

It's so hot.

September's good.

That was a big one. You've been holding so much comment, brother.

Extra net December.

Wow.

We should make a TV comment to not comment.

Yeah.

Yeah,

let's do another one. Do it again.

Never tell anyone what we did. Of course not.

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