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It's the best idea. We're clearly going to make the most money.

Oh my god, yes. Those other moms and their stupid car wash are toast.

I mean, did you know they're not even wearing bikinis?

their car wash by some fugly mom and like a moomoo or whatever we are gonna

smoke those bitches so

we're finally gonna prove them who's

the best so why do you even hate these other moms so much

well These are the same bitches in high school that couldn't get laid,

so they called us what?

They were jealous of us. And even now we're your stepmoms, they still are.

So we're going to show them once and for all who's the best.

And so what makes you guys so much better?

Well, thanks.

You gotta pick one.

Yeah?

Whoa.

Look, man.

You got a hug.

Nice.

Two? Whoa.

It's my lucky day.

Hey, man. Go for it.

Oh, shit. Kiss.

Okay All

right

boys, you know what why don't you guys go yeah, but we're finishing up here

You heard Ms. Valencia. Get lost. Go on. Go.

Go. Yeah.

Yeah, fair.

That's not what I thought. Sure wasn't. I mean, there you go. That's it.

That's it.

It's okay, they're gone.

Fucking knew it.

What the fuck? That's bullshit. They knew they were up to some shit.

Yo, there's no way they're taking that get to school away.

Holy shit!

Whoa, uh, wow, Mom, you look so hot, Miss LeBeau.

You too.

Oh, thank you.

Maybe we should just stay home.

But no, we have to go to the fundraiser.

Wait, what? No, um, you can't.

Like, everybody's gonna want to fuck you and stuff.

Yeah, and we know what the sign says.

Oh, is that so?

Well,

why don't you try your luck and maybe we'll fuck you first.

Okay. What?

Choose one.

No, not that one. No.

You know what? I already had the hug and kiss.

I feel like you should start with this one.

Which one's that one?

What's it say?

Whoa. Yeah.

Yeah? Yeah.

Okay.

So like, I don't know.

Right now?

Yeah, is that okay?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, you look like you're already ready.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

you're hard for me.

Yeah,

good boy.

Emo.

You know what?

I feel like we should pick another one.

I think so.

What do you guys think?

Yeah.

This is so fucking crazy

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

has a great day.

Yeah, you're cute.

You can't put me on with your shirt on.

Oh, God.

I don't think I can wait anymore.

Where should we do this?

First I think you boys should show us how good you can lick our pussy

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

That's gonna be so hot eating that.

It's so hot

Oh, no.

I can't believe that.

You're so cool.

Okay, so would you make me come?

No. What's your time?

I would love that.

I love you.

Right there.

Check it out.

I'm coming.

Holy shit.

Check it out.

Yeah, I got everything.

Looks like we totally missed the fundraiser.