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Andrew, have you ever been sucked into a chicken?

I love sucking them.

You're a virgin, aren't you?

Oye, te voy a contar algo, ¿eh?

Bueno, no sé si hacerlo.

Se trata de mi primera vez.

Fue en una fiesta con una amiga mía y nos pusimos unas

bolsas de papel.

In the head, with... With a hole, to be able to suck it better.

And well, it was great, because... We started sucking chicks.

And we put a sign on the door that said... Here we suck free chicks.

And it was full of guys, you know?

It was full of...

Mi amiga y yo empezamos a chuparla.

Sin saber siquiera quién pertenecía a cada polla.

Creo que mi amiga también se la chupó a mi novio incluso y... Fue genial porque

fue muy emocionante.

Estaban aquellos tíos allí metiendo sus pollas en nuestras bocas.

Pero no nos veían la cara porque la teníamos tapada.

Esmeralda y su amiga nunca habían probado algo semejante.

Querían que fuera una fiesta inolvidable. Su objetivo era agarrar

todas las pollas que pasaran por sus caras.

Durante toda la noche era su gran estreno.

Thank you.

I'm sorry.

come on

um um

Ow!

Ow!

Oh, God.

Thank you.

Ow!

I don't know.

Oh, okay.

Bye.

Y así fue como perdí mi virginidad.

¡Uh! ¡Están llamando!

Hola. Hola. Tengo una pizza para ti.

Yo no he pedido ninguna pizza, cielo.

Ellos me han dado esta dirección.

A lo mejor te han llamado de la fiesta de aquí al lado.

Voy a enseñarte la dirección, mira.

A ver... Sí, sí, es correcto, pero...

I don't have money to pay you.

I need the money.

And what can I do?

Someone will have to pay for the pizza.

Andrew!

Yes? Do you want pizza?

No, I don't have money.

What do you do in these cases when things get dark?

Hey, what are you doing?

Shut up, man.

I think it's time to go.

What did you say?

I'm leaving.

Hey, you're here to help me, so stay seated.

And when you're done, I'll start with you, okay?

Okay.

Our good friend Andrew never worked so fast and so enthusiastically.

It would be Esmeralda's first time.

Don't miss the end of this story.

It won't disappoint you.

¿Has terminado?

Todavía no.

¿Cómo que aún no has acabado?

¿Quieres que pida más pizza?

From the televisions.

And we have come from far away, from Urano. We have brought our birds with

the holy intention and the good intention of being your friends.

We are rabbits, we are very special rabbits, because we are a human and

rabbit mix.

Very evolved beings that we want to establish contact with the human beings

of that planet.

And for that we have brought...

A gnocina. A gnocina that you take and you become like us.

It's called Toxic.

And it's something very delicious and very good that everyone has to try.

You have to try it.

We have a peace of mind. We are friends.

We are not going to eat any human.

We were waiting for such a little welcome from their little male friends

with them.

In a short time, they took over the planet making many allies that helped

them capture easy prey to experiment with Toxic, a new food that was going to

revolutionize the world.

Attack!

No toxic, no waste!

The hunting pool!

Do you want to eat?

Come on, eat.

Eat.

You have to eat more.

Shit.

You have to eat, dear.

I have something for you.

Do you like candies?

Well, yo tengo uno para ti.

Two buttons.

No, baby, no. Yo te voy a enamorar.

Así.

Lo ves.

Más fuerte, querida, más fuerte.

Así, métele.

Eso, es bonita.

Come on, honey, come here.

Come here, pretty.

Sit with me.

We're going to have fun.

To eat.

He's going to eat it all.

Ya verás, cariño. Tú relájate.

Y deja que Spinky llegue a tu conejito.

Así.

¿Quieres?

Ahora voy a llamar a unos amigos.

Sí.

Tenemos hambre, joder.

Os estoy esperando.

Solo esperamos que no sea como la última.

Vendremos con los disfraces de humanos.

Rapuñar como conejos, ¿vale?

Y así prolongar nuestra raza por toda la tierra.

Dentro de un momentito van a venir más bollas para los dos.

Voy a esperar aquí tranquilamente.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh, no.

You like candies, don't you?

Whoa.

What?

He said there was no extraterrestrial life.

Ma'am, we're losing her. Do something, damn it!

This is very critical, miss.

You know what we have to do.

Okay?

Silence!

This is very serious.

Get up with fresh air, okay?

Vamos, ánimo.

Un poco de frío.

Vamos,

vamos.

Más, más. Lo necesitamos, doctor.

Así que háganlo lo que puedan.

Está todo perdido.

El gobierno va a pedir la rendición.

Ha nacido una nueva raza.

Los hombres, conejo.

A partir de ahora, ellos son los que mandan.

Vamos a follar como conejos. Vamos.

Chupe. Chupe. Así más fuerte, señorita.

Vamos, vamos.

No se detenga.

Casi no.

Déjame chupar un poco.

Ya lo ha oído. Abártese.

Me toca a mí.

Fuera.

Come on, come on!

A little more, Garbo.

Now, hold that asshole tight. Come on!

That's it.

Keep going in that field.

This sphincter glows divinely.

That's it.

Miss, maximum suction.

Come on.

Come on.

I think my blood pressure is going up.

Come on.

Oh, yeah.

Good morning, Miss.

That's what they taught us in high school.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

Okay.

Come on. Open your mouth.

What the fuck?

Doctor, me he corrido.

Muy bien.

Vamos a ver si soy capaz de igualar.

Una recuperación envidiable.

Yeah.

Congratulations, you are great professionals.

The offer has been a success.

Informative bunny.

My friend.

Somos como hermanas.

Nuestras tropas se han rendido y ahora somos hijos de una misma

iglesia, de un mismo Dios.

Somos amigos y diferentes en Matalascañas.

Y todos vamos cogidos de las manos a la casa del Señor a rendir petición y a

orar porque todos somos hijos del mismo Dios.

¿Qué quiero decir con esto? ¿Qué quiero decir con esto? Pues que...

No problem, we are good and we are going to fight among you because we are so

nice, nice.

You are going to take this toxin lipid, you are going to take this toxin lipid,

which is very tasty, very tasty.

You are going to take this toxin lipid, which is very tasty, very tasty.

And you will see how you will notice the changes better.

The active lipids in your body will begin to react.

And the oligo-elements will make you focus on little rabbits.

You can find a great family of rabbits here on Earth.

How beautiful.

Jolling like rabbits.

Tiki-tiki-tiki-tiki-tiki-tiki-tiki-tiki. Like little rabbits. Rocking them. Come

on, come on, come on, come on. Come on, joy, joy.

Manolo, come on, come on. Come on, come on.

Five years later.

The human being was synonymous with being a failure.

The world belonged to the rabbits.

A new race had been born that triumphed.

Rabbit Men!

I'm sorry. The future is on TV.

On TV?

To be a rabbit.

On TV?

Of course.

What do I see on TV?

A rabbit.

A rabbit?

A rabbit?

Do you think I can be a good friend with him?

Of course!

Learn and look!

He's looking at me from the street and he's looking at the rocks all day.

There's nothing better than looking at the rocks.

And I'm disapointed a lot.

Of course, look.

I'm a great clown, don't you think?

No, clown is a piece of shit, look at me.

I'm the best friend with him.

Of course, you have to convince me in a rabbit.

In a rabbit, a rabbit, a rabbit.

A rabbit.

No, a rabbit, a big rabbit that sees all the opposite sides.

A rabbit, yes, I understand.

And that's why I'm going to see you, I'm going to be a rabbit.

That's what I'm going to say, son of a bitch. And not be a failed clown like

your father. What did you say?

Well, I don't want to say that.

But you're an asshole.

I don't want to bother you in your speech, but look at this girl.

Yes, of course.

I don't want to bother you, do I?

No. No, I don't want to bother you.

But, hey, how do you work for that?

Well, like a girlfriend, up and down.

I don't understand what you're saying, dad.

I don't understand what you're saying.

I don't understand why you do this to me.

I don't understand why you do this to me.

I'm going to teach you.

Yes, that's what I learned from the TV.

Of course, we're all the same, right?

The old man doesn't learn from the TV.

Yes.

I love you, Dad.

I love you, too.

You don't have to learn from us, because you probably never met us in your

fucking life.

Yes, once with a Mr.

Vestepona. Yes! He sold handkerchiefs.

And he was a bit of a madman.

You have to look at the back.

No, to learn.

But let me, let me, let me.

What?

A little bit, so I can learn faster.

What, apart from going with me and learning?

Looking or learning?

Looking.

Exactly.

I'm scared, I'm scared.

I'm scared of that woman.

No.

Because I think she's going to eat your beans.

Because she eats them.

She's the only one who wants to.

Yes, I see.

She's going to eat your beans.

I don't think so.

I'm going to see if she's going to swallow them.

How? Because she's very anxious.

Why? She's going to swallow them. And then she's going to eat them, Dad.

No.

. . .

I think so.

I'll watch TV.

I don't know.

Let's see what we can do.

Let's see.

This is a little room.

I'm going to look at the table.

It's a little small.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Oh!

No, no,

no, no, no.

Thank you.

Oh!

You're going to see my son, okay?

He's going to be a great rabbit, okay?

¿Qué pasó con Esmeralda?

Roberto Carlos, I think you have the suspicion that you are cheating on me

with another woman. Is that true?

But, Esmeralda, who are those scoundrels?

They are not scoundrels.

A rumor has reached my ears.

What do you have to say?

But what rumor are you talking about, Esmeralda?

I'm talking about María de las Mercedes, the nurse.

It's her.

You're Esmeralda?

You think this violence is the fruit of my imagination?

Look, I find myself in this hospital because... because I have a serum.

But, my love, I... I promise you... Damn, that's a lot of shit!

To drag Maria out of the hospital doesn't mean anything.

Look, I love you, but I take a lot of pills at the same time.

I'm here to give you the serum.

So that you and I can be together forever.

I'm going to have to put these foxes in jail.

Move. I have to do the healing.

After many years of waiting, Roberto Carlos and Esmeralda could share their

long-awaited dreams thanks to Dr.

Toxic. They would finally have the rabbit chicken and Esmeralda would stop

eating so many pizzas.

Would the rabbit chicken be with them forever or not?

I knew it, Roberto Carlos, I knew it!

Fin.

Thank you.

Oh, God.

¡Temporada de conejos!

¡Hazlo! ¡Te digo que lo hagas!

¡Eso!

¡Te digo que grites!

at all.

Hey! Hey! What?

What do you want?

Do you want me to punch your ass?

Pero qué haces, jodida puta zorra. Es mi cubículo para chupar. No me lo puedo

creer, perra guarra.

Lárgate de aquí.

Lárgate ahora mismo.

Pero, oye... Llévatela, tía.

Adiós. Lo bien que me lo estaba pasando.

Zorra.

Chupa, chupa, chupa.

You're going to do whatever I tell you, bitch.

Of course.

No problem.

Thank you.

Thank you.

um you

Yeah.

Nena, ¿dónde vamos ahora?

¿Dónde van todos los conejitos?

Creo que me voy a quedar este conejito para mi sola.

¿Deberíamos exterminar totalmente esta raza o somos todavía porteadores de esos

genes? ¿Todavía seguiremos follando como conejos?

¿Miraremos feliz porno?

Todavía no se sabe. Esto es otra historia.