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Oh my God.
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What the fuck Jerry?
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-Ow, Jesus, Mia! Ow!
-Jerry, what the fuck?
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-What are you doing?
-Leaving you a note.
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Well just send me a text, Jesus!
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I didn't want to wake you up.
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What's going on?
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Read it.
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I was having dinner
with some clients.
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They kept on buying
this Aussie Shiraz.
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I was too drunk to drive home,
so I slept in the car.
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But I think it might
have paid off.
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You got the PwC contract?
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Boom! Brand new photocopiers
on every single floor.
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All supplied by JB Print.
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How many floors is that,
you ask?
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Well, that would be...
41.
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Wow. That's great.
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Jesus, Mia!
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I'm working my fucking ass off.
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That's all I get?
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Can't you just take
the morning off?
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God, we've barely seen you.
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You think I want to work
with these asshole clients?
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I'm doing this to keep
our heads above water, Mia.
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I don't need you
piling on as well.
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Okay, well don't be so dramatic.
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What else do you want from me?
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Okay...
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I've got a million things to do
back at the office, okay?
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And then I've got to drive down
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for this conference
this afternoon.
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-Yeah, you said.
-Listen, listen.
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I know,
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I haven't been around enough.
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And I'm sorry, okay?
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I just need a couple more days.
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Just two more days
and I'm back, I promise,
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and I will shut
all this shit down,
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and I'll spend
some quality time with the kids.
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Actually, no. You know what?
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No quality time
for the kids. I...
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I'm going to get rid
of the kids.
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-Permanently.
-Well, I could do it.
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I mean, what, do
you want to keep them?
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No, no. I'm kind of attached
to the younger one, I guess.
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Okay. Fair enough.
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Look, I'm sorry,
I've really got to go.
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But it's only a couple
of days, okay? You'll be fine
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-without me.
-Yeah.
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I love you, baby.
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You can't just go
into my room and use my stuff!
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Like what if I went
on your Minecraft world
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and deleted half of it?
It's not fair. I'm telling Mom.
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Mom!
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Mom!
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Tell Max he has
to replace my moisturizer.
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He's wasted
like half the bottle.
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My knees were dry.
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Oh my gosh,
it's Clinique, you knob.
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Do you know how much
a bottle of that is worth?
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More than your life,
you fucktard.
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Olivia! Language.
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Why'd you get
that moisturizer, Olivia?
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-Shut your mouth.
-Was it for Wayne?
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Who's Wayne?
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I'm going
to straight up murder you.
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Who's Wayne?
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-Her English teacher.
-What?
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I hate you.
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Do you think
she means you or me?
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I don't know.
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Hey, guys. I'm writing a list of
everything that needs to be done
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in the house after school.
All hands on deck.
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You sound like Nana
when you say that.
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Dylan's birthday's tomorrow.
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Dad said I could stay
at his house tonight.
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-Well Dad's not here, is he?
-Yeah. What else is new?
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He's at a conference
for the next few days, okay?
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He's busy.
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Mom, he sells photocopiers.
How busy can he be?
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Shut up Max!
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What are you doing?
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I've told you, Mom.
I'm vegan now.
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I can't eat
all this processed crap.
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Vegan food's the most processed.
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Okay, you need
to eat something.
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Yeah, well,
I'll eat something at school.
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Also, if Max is allowed
to go to Dylan's,
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I'm gonna go to Taylor's.
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I want to talk
to her mom about uni.
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She's about to make partner,
and I'm on Head Girl track.
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Since when do you want
to be Head Girl?
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And the credit card's
for emergencies only!
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Don't think I don't
check the statements.
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Mom, we know you don't
check the statements.
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What's going on with her?
Have I done something?
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Nah, she's just freaked.
I told you about Mr. Ambrose.
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-Wayne?
-Yep.
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He's new.
All the girls think he's hot.
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-Well is he?
-Oh, totally.
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Oh God no.
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Kia or a e te what?? na -u.
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Mo? rena Sean -!
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-Max. Hey, uh, Mia.
-I'm not going to keep you.
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Just a quick reminder
about Wednesday night.
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And do you need
any help from me?
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-Oh, neighborhood watch.
-Yes.
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Your turn to host.
Lots on the agenda.
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I'm sure you've noticed all the
excess road cones on the road,
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which is not only
a bloody nuisance,
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but a total waste of resources.
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-And the big kids.
-Yes, I'm sure.
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who keep hanging down at
the five year old playground-
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So looking forward to it, Sean.
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Gotta go.
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Okay, yeah. All right.
Ka kite. Hey, and don't forget.
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Hey, Max.
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Hey, Mia.
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-Todd's dad is such an asshole.
-Mom!
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Mom, you're not allowed
to cut the line.
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-Bye, Mom.
-Bye, honey.
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-Bye, Mom.
-Bye, sweetie.
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Hi, I thought
that parking on yellow lines
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was numero uno on the agenda
at our last PTA meeting.
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Hi, Bridget.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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I didn't realize
you were unwell.
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Uh, I'm not.
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Oh!
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Congratulations
on making partner.
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Yeah, thank you. Any day now.
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Okay. Well, you rest up.
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-See you soon, Mimi.
-Yep, see you soon.
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$68.20, thanks.
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I'll just take the cheese.
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Okay.
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$20.
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Maybe you should go
to Pak N Save.
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Thank you
for waiting, Mrs. Bennett.
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I've found the problem.
Your account was frozen
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when your overdraft limit
was reached.
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Oh. Oh,
what's the overdraft limit?
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Um, sorry. Because your account
is in your husband's name,
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you'll need
to pop into a branch...
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No, I just need access
to my own bank account.
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My name should be on it.
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Um, I'm sorry. I just...
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You know what? Forget it.
I'll just ask him myself.
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Stop it!
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Mia!
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-Hi, Monica.
-This is so crazy.
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I was just thinking about you!
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Did you hear
about the PwC contract?
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-Yeah.
-Amazing, right?
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I hope Jerry gives
you the credit, though,
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because behind every great man
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is a wonderful woman.
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It's really sweet. Listen,
I need to ask Jerry something.
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Is he in his office?
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Jerry? No. He left already.
For the conference.
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He said he wasn't leaving
till this afternoon.
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Oh, um, well,
he called me from the road
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and said that he got
everything done. Quick Smart.
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So, yeah. Made tracks early.
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Right.
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Mia, wait.
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Sorry it's such a mess in there.
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He's at a conference.
Don't be crazy.
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Hi, sorry. I'm driving. Shit!
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Oh, I called
you yesterday.
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You didn't call back.
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I thought something
had happened.
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No, no, I'm still alive.
Just busy, Mom.
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Well,
you know who isn't alive?
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Carol's husband.
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Heart attack,
funeral was last week,
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but she's right back
into her tennis.
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Good for her.
Hey, how are the kids?
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Yeah, good.
Uh, Jerry's away again.
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Again? Oh, gosh.
He's been away an awful lot.
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Well, you know, he's busy, Mom.
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Your cousin Rachel
travelled a lot for her work.
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Then she left Richard
for her legal aid.
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Poor man. Completely broken.
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Jesus, Mom.
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Are you down a well, you
sound like you're down a well.
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I've gotta go. Call you later.
Love you Mom.
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Shit! Oh!
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Oh shit.
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Oh, shit!
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Okay.
Documented crash site,
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corner of Newcastle Terrace
and Arthur Street.
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Oh, and some serious damage
to the victim's right leg.
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Pain seems to be centralized
around the lateral tibial area.
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Okay, and also damage -Um...
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to the bumper
of the victim's recently
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restored vintage van, so that
is going to be expensive.
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Um. Excuse me. Hi.
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Oh, yeah. Here we go.
There she is.
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This is the cause
of the said accident.
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Recklessly ignoring
the two-second rule.
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What? You hit me.
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Calm down, lady, please.
I just need your name. Okay.
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I'm going to need it
for the police report.
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-Oscar?
-Yep.
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I mean, no, I mean what?
That's not my name.
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-What's your name?
-Oscar Clarke, it's Mia.
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-Mia, oh!
-Mia!
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Oh, snap! Mia! The Kettle?
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Oh, my God, it's been,
like ten years.
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Oh, no, it's been 18 years.
It's been 18 years. Oh, man.
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Holy shit. Oh!
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Mia Kettle!
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Well, Mia Bennett now.
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-I'm married. 15 years.
-Oh! Look at you, girl.
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Yeah. Putting those London party
days behind you, am I right?
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Well, that was actually
more your sister than me.
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Yeah. Oh, my God,
Jules used to get on it, eh?
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Yeah.
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So, like, um, like,
what are you doing? You...
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Are you still riding ambulances?
Saving lives?
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Oh, God.
No, no, no, I stopped that.
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I'm a full-time mom.
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-Mean.
-Yeah.
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That's the hardest job
in the world, am I right?
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Oh, yeah. I mean, it's
the best thing for the kids,
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-isn't it? Yeah.
-Yeah.
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And what about you, huh?
Let me guess. Tech, right?
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You were always making
those little things.
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Yeah, well, you know, I got a,
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I got a few patents
pending things.
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Yeah. I'm actually,
you know, I'm actually
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talking to Hammer Hardware
about stocking this,
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um, this like self-tightening
rope that I'm in.
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-Oh, like, like elastic?
-Yeah. Sort of.
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Yeah.
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But yeah,
but I'm a P.I. anyway now.
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-Wow!
-Like a private investigator.
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What?
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-I mean, that's amazing.
-Yeah.
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Like, what things
do you investigate?
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Well, I've just sort of.
I'm just sort of
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growing the business
at the moment.
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But, you know,
I've got this real like,
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like a startup energy
kind of Silicon Valley feel.
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-Of course.
-Anyway,
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this doesn't look so good.
249
00:15:38,434 --> 00:15:39,714
Yeah, we should exchange info.
250
00:15:39,794 --> 00:15:41,874
Oh, yeah.
Actually, um, about that.
251
00:15:41,954 --> 00:15:43,354
So my cousin,
252
00:15:43,434 --> 00:15:45,634
he owns a garage
because he's a mechanic
253
00:15:45,714 --> 00:15:47,194
and it's right
next to my office.
254
00:15:47,274 --> 00:15:49,034
And like this guy, he's like,
255
00:15:49,114 --> 00:15:50,770
he's like the best.
He's fucking Chewbacca.
256
00:15:50,794 --> 00:15:51,994
He'll fix anything.
257
00:15:52,074 --> 00:15:53,410
So you don't want
to go through insurance?
258
00:15:53,434 --> 00:15:56,234
No, no, no,
I do not want to mess with
259
00:15:56,314 --> 00:15:58,554
your no-claims bonus.
That's my number.
260
00:15:58,634 --> 00:15:59,954
Yeah. Now this.
261
00:16:00,034 --> 00:16:02,634
This is nothing, I got you.
Just...
262
00:16:03,274 --> 00:16:04,994
There we go. And...
263
00:16:05,114 --> 00:16:08,674
Jesus! There we go.
264
00:16:09,154 --> 00:16:11,434
Just pop, pop that in there.
265
00:16:14,714 --> 00:16:16,994
There we go. Easy.
266
00:16:17,074 --> 00:16:19,874
Boom! Anything else
wrong with the car?
267
00:16:19,954 --> 00:16:22,274
-Um, a few things.
-Yep. Sweet.
268
00:16:22,354 --> 00:16:23,850
Okay, well, he'll fix that too.
On the house.
269
00:16:23,874 --> 00:16:24,994
-Okay.
-Yeah.
270
00:16:25,074 --> 00:16:27,674
Okay. Just like, um,
it's so good to see you.
271
00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:29,434
Like, just like,
call me or something.
272
00:16:29,514 --> 00:16:30,834
-Yeah.
-Oh, and call George.
273
00:16:30,914 --> 00:16:32,890
Because he is, like,
honestly, he's the fucking best.
274
00:16:32,914 --> 00:16:34,794
He'll fix anything.
He's Chewbacca.
275
00:16:34,874 --> 00:16:36,314
Urrgh!
276
00:16:44,594 --> 00:16:46,714
]
277
00:16:51,834 --> 00:16:54,594
♪ Girl
You think you got it bad? ♪
278
00:16:56,634 --> 00:16:57,914
Okay.
279
00:16:57,994 --> 00:17:00,114
All right, well,
that looks bad, but it's not.
280
00:17:00,194 --> 00:17:01,994
Oh, that looks really bad.
281
00:17:03,394 --> 00:17:04,794
Is that me?
282
00:17:04,874 --> 00:17:07,674
No. Well,
the tower signifies change,
283
00:17:07,754 --> 00:17:09,914
so it's kind of like
your fear is holding you back
284
00:17:09,994 --> 00:17:11,154
from changing things.
285
00:17:11,234 --> 00:17:13,994
Okay, so what? I'm jumping
out of my burning marriage
286
00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:16,634
and falling into a frumpy,
middle aged death like this guy.
287
00:17:17,394 --> 00:17:19,074
Well, at least
that guy looks free.
288
00:17:19,154 --> 00:17:21,714
Oh, Trace. I'm fine. I'm free.
289
00:17:23,954 --> 00:17:25,394
We're also broke.
290
00:17:26,314 --> 00:17:28,514
Oh, and Jerry didn't wear
his wedding ring to work.
291
00:17:28,594 --> 00:17:30,874
-I found it in a thermos.
-What?
292
00:17:30,954 --> 00:17:32,914
I do you really think
he's that much of a cliche?
293
00:17:32,994 --> 00:17:36,114
Come on. He's sleeping
with his stupidly hot secretary.
294
00:17:37,394 --> 00:17:39,114
Fuck, she is really nice.
295
00:17:39,194 --> 00:17:40,650
Yeah, the contemporary
dancer that I caught,
296
00:17:40,674 --> 00:17:43,034
Eve scissoring,
she was really nice as well.
297
00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:45,954
Every marriage
has their bumps, right?
298
00:17:46,034 --> 00:17:48,274
-I mean, I love him.
-You're used to him.
299
00:17:48,354 --> 00:17:49,394
He's comfortable.
300
00:17:49,474 --> 00:17:51,594
It's like socks, you know?
301
00:17:51,674 --> 00:17:53,354
I'm so lame.
302
00:17:53,434 --> 00:17:55,194
I used to be so much fun.
303
00:17:55,954 --> 00:17:57,530
Don't you ever want
to go back to your 20s?
304
00:17:57,554 --> 00:17:59,554
-Ooh, no.
-No?
305
00:17:59,634 --> 00:18:01,874
-Do things differently?
-No fucking way.
306
00:18:01,954 --> 00:18:03,594
You couldn't pay me
to go back to my 20s.
307
00:18:03,674 --> 00:18:04,674
I loved my 20s.
308
00:18:04,754 --> 00:18:06,074
Mate, you just need Botox.
309
00:18:06,154 --> 00:18:08,434
You pop it here, here, here,
if you want to.
310
00:18:08,514 --> 00:18:10,114
Boom! Eternal youth.
311
00:18:10,194 --> 00:18:11,770
Or I can cut you a fringe.
Come into the salon.
312
00:18:11,794 --> 00:18:13,570
Oh, God. No, not with
this huge forehead. No way.
313
00:18:14,874 --> 00:18:16,130
I just, I don't know,
I just feel like
314
00:18:16,154 --> 00:18:18,514
I'm a supporting character,
you know, in my own life.
315
00:18:19,114 --> 00:18:22,754
I want, I want, I want stories
to tell, you know, good ones.
316
00:18:22,834 --> 00:18:24,690
Yeah, well, you need
to do something for yourself.
317
00:18:24,714 --> 00:18:26,314
Outside of the family.
318
00:18:30,954 --> 00:18:32,714
Do you think I should
leave my husband?
319
00:18:35,394 --> 00:18:37,634
I think you should do whatever
you fucking want to do.
320
00:18:38,434 --> 00:18:39,594
For once.
321
00:18:42,074 --> 00:18:43,354
Starting
with drinking some wine.
322
00:18:43,434 --> 00:18:46,554
-Just drink some more wine.
-Oh, God. I'm gonna get drunk.
323
00:18:57,434 --> 00:18:59,634
...Escalating violence
between rival gangs
324
00:18:59,714 --> 00:19:00,994
on the influx -
325
00:19:01,074 --> 00:19:03,154
of 501 deportees from Australia.
326
00:19:03,234 --> 00:19:05,234
The deportees, most
of whom have not lived
327
00:19:05,314 --> 00:19:06,714
in New Zealand for decades,
328
00:19:06,794 --> 00:19:09,674
are believed to be responsible
for the rise in violent attacks
329
00:19:09,754 --> 00:19:11,034
on our streets.
330
00:20:00,834 --> 00:20:01,954
You asshole.
331
00:21:05,874 --> 00:21:07,034
Hello!
332
00:21:07,114 --> 00:21:08,194
Oscar?
333
00:21:08,914 --> 00:21:10,074
Yeah. Who's this?
334
00:21:11,314 --> 00:21:13,594
-Hey, Mia!
-Oh!
335
00:21:14,394 --> 00:21:16,410
What are the chances? Hey, let
me just finish up on this call.
336
00:21:16,434 --> 00:21:17,570
Okay? I'll be right with you.
337
00:21:17,594 --> 00:21:20,354
No, no. It's me.
It's me calling.
338
00:21:20,434 --> 00:21:21,994
-Hello? Yeah.
-It's me.
339
00:21:22,074 --> 00:21:23,594
Wait. Mia! What?
340
00:21:23,674 --> 00:21:25,554
How are you doing this?
You're blowing my mind.
341
00:21:26,154 --> 00:21:28,594
Could you, could you
put a towel on, please?
342
00:21:28,674 --> 00:21:30,754
What? Oh! Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
343
00:21:30,834 --> 00:21:32,554
Uh, bye.
344
00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:35,474
Okay. All clear.
345
00:21:36,594 --> 00:21:38,154
Just fill me in.
How are you here?
346
00:21:38,234 --> 00:21:39,610
Well, you gave me
your cousin's card,
347
00:21:39,634 --> 00:21:40,874
you know, to get the car fixed.
348
00:21:41,474 --> 00:21:43,634
Oh, snap. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
349
00:21:43,714 --> 00:21:44,970
That's right.
George is the best.
350
00:21:44,994 --> 00:21:47,074
-Um, I just...
-Hey, cuzzie! Open up!
351
00:21:49,554 --> 00:21:51,114
Here he is.
352
00:21:52,114 --> 00:21:53,554
Hey, can you hook my friend up?
353
00:21:53,634 --> 00:21:55,474
Uh, no, no, no, it's, it's okay.
354
00:21:55,554 --> 00:21:57,154
I actually wanted
to ask you something.
355
00:21:58,994 --> 00:22:00,274
Okay. Uh...
356
00:22:00,354 --> 00:22:01,754
Well, yeah. Then, um,
357
00:22:01,834 --> 00:22:03,034
step into my office.
358
00:22:12,234 --> 00:22:14,074
Hey.
So I know what you're thinking.
359
00:22:14,154 --> 00:22:16,714
World's biggest,
but no, it's true.
360
00:22:16,794 --> 00:22:20,714
It's actually, like,
technically really accurate.
361
00:22:21,554 --> 00:22:24,394
Yeah. I bought this place
just before Netflix landed here.
362
00:22:24,474 --> 00:22:25,874
I mean,
363
00:22:25,954 --> 00:22:28,194
Who could see
that coming, right?
364
00:22:28,274 --> 00:22:31,714
So now I just, like,
mainly sell DVDs on TradeMe.
365
00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:33,674
Oh, you live here too?
366
00:22:33,754 --> 00:22:34,954
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Hell yeah.
367
00:22:35,034 --> 00:22:37,634
You think I could afford a place
like this and rent a pad?
368
00:22:37,714 --> 00:22:39,554
No! Huh.
369
00:22:39,634 --> 00:22:41,210
So, what do you want?
You want some rentals?
370
00:22:41,234 --> 00:22:43,954
I could probably do, like,
five weeklies for ten bucks.
371
00:22:44,434 --> 00:22:46,634
No, I, um, I actually wanted
372
00:22:46,714 --> 00:22:50,754
to talk to you as a P.I., maybe.
373
00:22:55,554 --> 00:22:57,594
Okay. So is like,
everything all good?
374
00:22:57,674 --> 00:23:00,874
Well, it's my husband, Jerry.
He's at a conference.
375
00:23:01,954 --> 00:23:03,874
-For photocopiers.
-Cool, cool.
376
00:23:03,954 --> 00:23:05,514
Kind of obsolete, but cool.
377
00:23:05,594 --> 00:23:06,754
It's a long story,
378
00:23:06,834 --> 00:23:10,674
but I found some,
some underwear today,
379
00:23:10,754 --> 00:23:13,074
and he left his wedding rings
in the thermos at home.
380
00:23:13,154 --> 00:23:15,274
Yeah, yeah.
Enough said, enough said.
381
00:23:15,354 --> 00:23:18,474
Just, I can,
I can track him down.
382
00:23:24,874 --> 00:23:27,074
You know what? That sounds
weird. I'm fine. We're fine.
383
00:23:27,154 --> 00:23:28,514
He's at the Hotel Royal.
384
00:23:29,874 --> 00:23:31,274
How the hell did you do that?
385
00:23:31,354 --> 00:23:32,514
Track my phone.
386
00:23:32,874 --> 00:23:34,050
I didn't even know
that was a thing.
387
00:23:34,074 --> 00:23:35,274
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
388
00:23:36,314 --> 00:23:37,794
Oh.
389
00:23:37,874 --> 00:23:39,714
That's great.
That's all I needed you for.
390
00:23:40,274 --> 00:23:42,394
Oh, my God, I feel so stupid.
391
00:23:43,634 --> 00:23:46,594
Just because my husband's
out of town at a hotel.
392
00:23:46,674 --> 00:23:48,434
Oh no, he's not out of town.
393
00:23:49,674 --> 00:23:51,114
Well, yeah,
he left this morning.
394
00:23:51,194 --> 00:23:52,194
No, no he didn't.
395
00:23:52,274 --> 00:23:53,610
He's in the Hotel Royal
in the city.
396
00:23:53,634 --> 00:23:55,234
-It's like ten minutes away.
-What?
397
00:23:56,074 --> 00:23:57,394
Oh, shit.
398
00:23:57,594 --> 00:23:58,794
Oh my God.
399
00:23:58,874 --> 00:24:02,354
-Oh, shit. This is it.
-Oh, what?
400
00:24:02,674 --> 00:24:04,514
This is my first case.
401
00:24:04,594 --> 00:24:06,314
Wait. I thought you'd
done this before.
402
00:24:06,874 --> 00:24:08,514
I call shotgun, let's go. Mia!
403
00:24:08,954 --> 00:24:11,114
Oh, shit. Oscar!
404
00:24:14,714 --> 00:24:16,274
What's he doing?
405
00:24:16,354 --> 00:24:17,594
Hooking you up.
406
00:24:19,514 --> 00:24:20,634
Hey, cuz?
407
00:24:21,194 --> 00:24:22,754
Can I borrow a car?
I got a case.
408
00:24:22,834 --> 00:24:24,770
So I can't use mine because
it's got to be low profile.
409
00:24:24,794 --> 00:24:26,330
Oh, no, no, no, it's okay.
We're not going. Okay.
410
00:24:26,354 --> 00:24:27,850
Just-just get him
to put the wheels down.
411
00:24:27,874 --> 00:24:29,514
No, no, you gotta
carpe that diem.
412
00:24:29,594 --> 00:24:31,354
You have got to
"Oh, captain, My captain."
413
00:24:31,434 --> 00:24:33,954
Hey, listen,
the Mia that I know,
414
00:24:34,274 --> 00:24:36,354
would not put up with that
sort of shit from anybody.
415
00:24:40,594 --> 00:24:42,154
Let's go sleuth
this motherfucker.
416
00:24:42,234 --> 00:24:45,034
-Okay.
-Oh, I mean
417
00:24:45,394 --> 00:24:48,114
-bags not driving.
-What? Okay.
418
00:24:50,114 --> 00:24:52,154
I can't believe my husband's
cheating on me!
419
00:24:53,234 --> 00:24:54,434
I'm gonna. I'm gonna-
420
00:24:54,514 --> 00:24:56,170
Maybe, just maybe just
pump the brakes a little bit.
421
00:24:56,194 --> 00:24:57,434
He's in the city?
422
00:24:57,514 --> 00:24:59,474
He's having
an affair down the road?
423
00:24:59,554 --> 00:25:00,610
Move!
424
00:25:00,634 --> 00:25:02,634
Ooh!
425
00:25:03,194 --> 00:25:04,434
They were touch and go.
426
00:25:04,514 --> 00:25:05,794
Maybe there's an explanation.
427
00:25:05,874 --> 00:25:07,514
Maybe the conference moved.
428
00:25:07,594 --> 00:25:09,754
No. Come on.
It'd be a logistical nightmare.
429
00:25:09,834 --> 00:25:12,994
God! He's lying. He's a liar.
He's a lying son of a cunt face.
430
00:25:13,874 --> 00:25:15,034
-Mia?
-Yes.
431
00:25:15,114 --> 00:25:17,194
Just relax, okay? I got you.
432
00:25:17,274 --> 00:25:18,914
Thanks.
433
00:25:18,994 --> 00:25:20,250
Not to break the moment, though,
434
00:25:20,274 --> 00:25:22,114
but can you keep your eyes
on the road, please?
435
00:25:22,154 --> 00:25:24,594
Oh!
436
00:25:24,954 --> 00:25:27,354
Sorry about that.
437
00:25:44,674 --> 00:25:46,554
-Okay. Do we have a plan?
-We? No, no.
438
00:25:46,634 --> 00:25:48,994
I'm gonna have
a little chat to him, okay?
439
00:25:49,074 --> 00:25:50,490
Maybe it's, just like
scare him a little bit.
440
00:25:50,514 --> 00:25:52,154
Okay. Catch him in the act.
441
00:25:52,234 --> 00:25:54,610
Get some video footage so we can
really hit him where it hurts.
442
00:25:54,634 --> 00:25:56,074
All right, listen,
443
00:25:56,434 --> 00:25:57,874
we got him on here,
444
00:25:57,954 --> 00:26:00,074
so I need you to look out.
445
00:26:01,474 --> 00:26:02,834
Don't worry.
I've done this heaps.
446
00:26:03,474 --> 00:26:05,154
You just told me
this was your first time.
447
00:26:05,234 --> 00:26:06,594
Do you have any cash?
448
00:26:10,154 --> 00:26:11,434
Please don't fuck this up.
449
00:26:11,514 --> 00:26:12,634
I got you.
450
00:26:19,874 --> 00:26:21,354
Oof!
451
00:26:21,834 --> 00:26:23,034
Jesus.
452
00:26:30,594 --> 00:26:32,154
Thank you. Have a great day.
453
00:26:37,394 --> 00:26:38,794
Excuse me!
454
00:26:39,754 --> 00:26:41,634
Uh, oi -Yeah?
455
00:26:42,314 --> 00:26:44,114
Yes, you can just leave
that here. Thank you.
456
00:26:44,674 --> 00:26:45,770
Sorry, man. I just told the guy
457
00:26:45,794 --> 00:26:47,274
that I'd take it right up
to his room.
458
00:26:47,354 --> 00:26:48,834
Hotel policy. Sorry.
459
00:26:53,674 --> 00:26:54,754
Hey.
460
00:26:55,314 --> 00:26:56,474
Real talk?
461
00:26:57,194 --> 00:26:58,490
This guy said he'd
give me a big tip
462
00:26:58,514 --> 00:26:59,610
if I dropped it off to his room.
463
00:26:59,634 --> 00:27:00,874
Yeah. Nah.
464
00:27:00,954 --> 00:27:01,794
Still no.
465
00:27:01,874 --> 00:27:05,074
Okay, listen. Real, real talk.
466
00:27:07,194 --> 00:27:08,714
I really need that money, man.
467
00:27:09,594 --> 00:27:11,274
See, I'm adopted, right?
468
00:27:11,354 --> 00:27:14,834
And I used Google Earth
find my birth family in India.
469
00:27:14,914 --> 00:27:16,394
And it turns out that my mom,
470
00:27:16,474 --> 00:27:18,194
she's terminally ill, so,
471
00:27:18,554 --> 00:27:20,250
I'm just trying to save up
as much money as I can
472
00:27:20,274 --> 00:27:22,674
so I can go back and, you know,
see her before she,
473
00:27:22,754 --> 00:27:24,234
before she dies.
474
00:27:25,994 --> 00:27:28,514
Isn't that the plot
from the movie Lion?
475
00:27:30,994 --> 00:27:32,314
Yeah.
476
00:27:33,314 --> 00:27:34,354
Oh.
477
00:27:35,274 --> 00:27:36,434
Go nuts, bro.
478
00:27:36,514 --> 00:27:38,514
-I love that movie.
-Yes!
479
00:27:40,354 --> 00:27:42,314
Fuck yeah, bro.
480
00:28:18,794 --> 00:28:20,034
I didn't order anything.
481
00:28:23,754 --> 00:28:25,314
There's no food in there,
is there?
482
00:28:29,674 --> 00:28:30,794
Did she send you?
483
00:28:33,234 --> 00:28:34,354
Why didn't she come herself?
484
00:28:35,834 --> 00:28:36,834
Well,
485
00:28:38,554 --> 00:28:40,674
let's just say
I'm looking out for her.
486
00:28:55,634 --> 00:28:58,714
Lookie, lookie. Mr. Fancy Pants.
487
00:28:59,954 --> 00:29:01,874
-Where is she?
-Oh, downstairs.
488
00:29:03,234 --> 00:29:04,314
Waiting.
489
00:29:05,514 --> 00:29:07,274
-Jez.
-Waiting for what?
490
00:29:08,314 --> 00:29:10,114
Waiting for me to report back.
491
00:29:11,794 --> 00:29:13,154
It's up to you what I say.
492
00:29:14,234 --> 00:29:17,194
I can be your best friend.
493
00:29:20,074 --> 00:29:21,354
Or I can be
your worst nightmare.
494
00:29:21,394 --> 00:29:23,554
It's gotten out of hand.
Okay, I know that.
495
00:29:23,634 --> 00:29:25,314
Hey, you betrayed
a trust, Jerry.
496
00:29:25,394 --> 00:29:26,954
That's not something
to overlook.
497
00:29:27,034 --> 00:29:29,354
Why don't you show the lady
some goddamn respect?
498
00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:30,754
We can still work this out.
499
00:29:31,234 --> 00:29:32,394
Okay?
500
00:29:32,994 --> 00:29:36,434
Listen, just tell her
that I just wanted out.
501
00:29:36,514 --> 00:29:38,874
But I didn't know how to say it,
and I knew she'd get angry.
502
00:29:38,914 --> 00:29:41,594
But, you know,
we can still figure this out.
503
00:29:41,674 --> 00:29:42,914
Say sorry.
504
00:29:43,634 --> 00:29:44,514
What?
505
00:29:44,594 --> 00:29:47,834
Say you are sorry.
506
00:29:48,194 --> 00:29:49,394
She needs to hear that.
507
00:29:50,074 --> 00:29:52,154
Yeah, I'm sorry, okay?
I'm sorry.
508
00:29:52,754 --> 00:29:54,594
I am so fucking sorry.
509
00:29:55,434 --> 00:29:57,154
Just, uh. Okay.
510
00:29:57,634 --> 00:29:59,434
Yeah. Just, uh.
511
00:30:02,834 --> 00:30:04,554
Just one more on camera, please.
512
00:30:09,794 --> 00:30:11,994
Ow!
513
00:30:12,074 --> 00:30:13,354
Fuck, man. You got me.
514
00:30:15,154 --> 00:30:16,914
You said she was downstairs!
515
00:30:16,994 --> 00:30:18,794
Oh, what?
She came up here. That's.
516
00:30:19,354 --> 00:30:21,114
Oh, man. Now it is a party.
517
00:30:21,194 --> 00:30:22,594
Oh fuck.
518
00:30:27,714 --> 00:30:29,474
Hey, that's not Mia. That's...
519
00:30:29,874 --> 00:30:31,634
Is that who you're banging?
520
00:30:31,954 --> 00:30:34,114
She's, she looks
kind of intense.
521
00:30:34,194 --> 00:30:36,234
What the fuck did you just say?
How do you know Mia?
522
00:30:36,394 --> 00:30:38,154
What? Mia sent me.
523
00:30:38,234 --> 00:30:39,954
What? Mia sent you?
Where is she?
524
00:30:40,034 --> 00:30:41,634
So, have you
been listening at all?
525
00:30:41,714 --> 00:30:43,354
She is downstairs, bro.
526
00:30:44,154 --> 00:30:45,394
Who the fuck are you?
527
00:30:45,474 --> 00:30:46,674
Who the fuck is that?
528
00:30:46,754 --> 00:30:48,370
Jerry, it's me.
529
00:30:48,394 --> 00:30:50,210
-Oh shit. Okay, look.
-Open the door.
530
00:30:50,234 --> 00:30:52,954
-You need to go.
-No, no. No, wait. No!
531
00:30:53,034 --> 00:30:54,090
You're just
a cheating son of a bitch.
532
00:30:54,114 --> 00:30:55,834
-We've got someth...
-We are done here.
533
00:30:55,914 --> 00:30:57,474
Okay, listen.
534
00:30:57,554 --> 00:30:59,914
Um, you need to go get Mia.
535
00:30:59,994 --> 00:31:01,434
You need to take her home, okay?
536
00:31:02,034 --> 00:31:04,754
Tell her that I will be there
later on tonight.
537
00:31:04,834 --> 00:31:06,034
You need to look after her.
538
00:31:06,114 --> 00:31:07,650
Do you understand?
539
00:31:07,674 --> 00:31:09,554
-Ow! Jesus Christ.
-Hey.
540
00:31:10,474 --> 00:31:11,770
Just tell me
you'll look after her.
541
00:31:11,794 --> 00:31:14,274
Yeah I got it. Get Mia,
tell her you'll see her tonight.
542
00:31:14,354 --> 00:31:16,794
Fucking Jesus Christ, okay!
Got it.
543
00:31:44,794 --> 00:31:46,354
Ow...
544
00:31:49,674 --> 00:31:51,154
Hiya. Good. Thanks.
545
00:32:05,554 --> 00:32:06,754
Did you see him?
546
00:32:07,594 --> 00:32:08,994
What happened?
547
00:32:10,474 --> 00:32:13,354
What happened? Was she there?
Who is she?
548
00:32:13,434 --> 00:32:14,954
What does she look like?
She ugly?
549
00:32:15,034 --> 00:32:17,754
Tell me she's ugly. Oh, fuck.
Well, maybe that's worse.
550
00:32:17,834 --> 00:32:18,930
My God, I've been freaking out.
551
00:32:18,954 --> 00:32:21,354
Listen, on a scale
of 1 to 10, okay,
552
00:32:21,434 --> 00:32:22,954
it was pretty well.
553
00:32:23,034 --> 00:32:24,434
What?
554
00:32:24,514 --> 00:32:25,794
Did you film him?
555
00:32:25,874 --> 00:32:28,034
Oh, shit. I forgot to film him.
She looked so strong.
556
00:32:28,114 --> 00:32:29,514
So there was a woman?
557
00:32:29,594 --> 00:32:31,474
That lying son of a bitch.
558
00:32:31,554 --> 00:32:32,730
I tell you what.
There was a dude.
559
00:32:32,754 --> 00:32:33,874
A really big dude.
560
00:32:33,954 --> 00:32:35,394
Jesus. Like, like,
like a threesome?
561
00:32:35,474 --> 00:32:36,634
Well, he admitted okay,
562
00:32:36,714 --> 00:32:38,434
he admitted to cheating,
but he's all alone.
563
00:32:38,514 --> 00:32:40,674
Oscar, you're
not making any sense.
564
00:32:40,754 --> 00:32:42,154
Oh my God.
565
00:32:42,234 --> 00:32:44,994
-Ow!
-Jesus. You're bleeding.
566
00:32:45,074 --> 00:32:47,434
Huh? Yeah.
He hit me with a tiny statue.
567
00:32:47,514 --> 00:32:49,234
Who did? Jerry did that?
568
00:32:50,394 --> 00:32:53,754
Oscar. Oh! Oscar. Oscar.
Oh, Jesus.
569
00:32:53,834 --> 00:32:57,634
Oh, my God, what is happening?
Shit!
570
00:33:12,514 --> 00:33:14,114
What are you doing, George?
571
00:33:20,034 --> 00:33:21,474
I need a first aid kit.
572
00:33:27,194 --> 00:33:30,474
Make way! Make your way
up the stairs. Mind the stairs.
573
00:33:30,554 --> 00:33:31,674
Where are you?
574
00:33:34,274 --> 00:33:35,554
Stay with him.
575
00:33:35,634 --> 00:33:38,874
Okay. Just put him
on the, on the bench
576
00:33:41,914 --> 00:33:44,194
Oh!
577
00:33:44,274 --> 00:33:46,074
How old is this kit?
578
00:33:46,634 --> 00:33:49,034
No! Oh, why
do people keep doing that to me?
579
00:33:49,674 --> 00:33:50,794
Oh.
580
00:33:50,874 --> 00:33:53,114
Oh, am I gonna make it?
581
00:33:53,194 --> 00:33:54,994
Yes. Just stay still.
582
00:33:55,954 --> 00:33:58,714
And I need my car back, okay?
No more hook ups.
583
00:33:58,794 --> 00:34:01,234
I have school pickup on Monday,
and the paint better be dry.
584
00:34:05,434 --> 00:34:06,834
I'm really sorry.
585
00:34:06,914 --> 00:34:10,434
Oh, listen, it's not that bad.
It'll barely leave a scar.
586
00:34:10,754 --> 00:34:13,114
No, I mean about Jerry.
I mean, that just sucks bad.
587
00:34:14,234 --> 00:34:17,554
It was weird, too. It was
a real iffy vibe in that room.
588
00:34:17,634 --> 00:34:21,234
It was, it was kind of like he
was expecting me, you know?
589
00:34:21,314 --> 00:34:24,234
Then he said for me to
look after you, which is...
590
00:34:24,314 --> 00:34:25,714
I don't need looking after.
591
00:34:25,794 --> 00:34:28,594
Yeah. Hey, what's-what's
happening over here?
592
00:34:29,154 --> 00:34:30,754
It's just
a little old trick, okay?
593
00:34:30,834 --> 00:34:33,034
-No. All good.
-It's gonna sting.
594
00:34:33,114 --> 00:34:34,890
No, I'm usually pretty
good with this kind of,
595
00:34:34,914 --> 00:34:36,874
Oh, fuck. Oh!
Fuck it. Oh, shit.
596
00:34:36,954 --> 00:34:39,634
-Jeez!
-Sorry, sorry, sorry.
597
00:34:45,434 --> 00:34:47,594
It's under your hair.
You won't even see it.
598
00:34:49,554 --> 00:34:51,434
Thank you for today.
599
00:34:52,594 --> 00:34:54,154
I told you, I got you, Kettle.
600
00:34:55,674 --> 00:34:57,594
You have blood on your shirt.
You should soak it.
601
00:34:58,194 --> 00:34:59,434
Like in the rain?
602
00:35:00,034 --> 00:35:01,314
Oh, my God.
603
00:35:01,394 --> 00:35:02,634
That'll take ages.
604
00:35:07,354 --> 00:35:08,554
Hello?
605
00:35:56,474 --> 00:35:58,434
What the fuck?
606
00:35:59,434 --> 00:36:01,834
Check it out. Sick, right?
I told you he was good.
607
00:36:01,914 --> 00:36:03,554
I can't take the kids
to school in this.
608
00:36:03,914 --> 00:36:06,074
What? Why not?
Moms will be hell a jealous.
609
00:36:06,154 --> 00:36:07,234
I want my old car back.
610
00:36:07,314 --> 00:36:09,114
What? I can't undo a paint job.
611
00:36:09,194 --> 00:36:10,850
Well, could you just
put the regular wheels
612
00:36:10,874 --> 00:36:11,954
back on for God's sake?
613
00:36:12,034 --> 00:36:13,794
Okay, okay.
You don't need to get so,
614
00:36:13,874 --> 00:36:15,274
like, shouty.
615
00:36:16,234 --> 00:36:17,530
Jerry didn't come
home last night.
616
00:36:17,554 --> 00:36:20,194
Oh, no, that's,
that's messed up.
617
00:36:20,274 --> 00:36:21,914
I don't know where he is.
618
00:36:21,994 --> 00:36:23,210
And now he's not
answering his phone.
619
00:36:23,234 --> 00:36:24,714
I think I've got
to go to the police.
620
00:36:24,794 --> 00:36:26,874
Yeah, well, no. No, no.
What? Say what?
621
00:36:26,954 --> 00:36:29,154
That you hired me to break
into some guy's hotel room,
622
00:36:29,234 --> 00:36:30,330
and then I got
into a fight with him,
623
00:36:30,354 --> 00:36:31,450
and now we don't
know where he is?
624
00:36:31,474 --> 00:36:33,450
No. I've seen Making a Murderer.
I know what happens next.
625
00:36:33,474 --> 00:36:34,954
Okay, well,
then where is he, Oscar?
626
00:36:35,034 --> 00:36:36,834
Maybe schtupping
that hot blonde woman.
627
00:36:36,914 --> 00:36:38,114
I know I would be. Am I right?
628
00:36:39,434 --> 00:36:40,714
Go home please.
629
00:36:40,794 --> 00:36:43,194
-Yeah, sorry. Yeah, yeah, cool.
-Go!
630
00:36:43,274 --> 00:36:45,434
I should never have come
to see you in the first place.
631
00:36:45,954 --> 00:36:47,314
I made a huge mistake.
632
00:36:47,394 --> 00:36:49,474
And when Jerry gets home,
we will talk about this
633
00:36:49,554 --> 00:36:51,194
like rational fucking adults.
634
00:36:51,274 --> 00:36:54,154
Because I am
a rational fucking adult.
635
00:36:54,234 --> 00:36:57,034
And rational fucking adults
don't just stalk their husbands,
636
00:36:57,114 --> 00:36:59,594
and they certainly don't
drive red fucking cars
637
00:36:59,674 --> 00:37:02,074
with gold fucking wheels.
638
00:37:02,434 --> 00:37:04,754
Okay. Yeah.
639
00:37:06,434 --> 00:37:08,490
Could we go our separate ways
after you drop me home?
640
00:37:08,514 --> 00:37:10,954
It's just quite,
it's quite a long walk.
641
00:37:13,314 --> 00:37:15,714
Yes.
642
00:37:17,394 --> 00:37:18,674
Just need to get changed.
643
00:37:18,754 --> 00:37:20,754
-Yeah, yeah. All good.
-Okay.
644
00:37:23,154 --> 00:37:26,314
♪ I ain't got no muscle
No hustle, no backbone ♪
645
00:37:26,394 --> 00:37:27,874
♪ I stand alone, I'll triple ♪
646
00:37:32,114 --> 00:37:34,914
♪ Passport in my left hand
Thinking that you got next ♪
647
00:37:34,994 --> 00:37:36,954
♪ Heck, hope you ain't
Holding your breath man ♪
648
00:37:37,034 --> 00:37:40,234
♪ Cause I'm out here I'm hungry
I don't play around. Trust me ♪
649
00:37:40,314 --> 00:37:43,154
♪ Ain't had this much drive
Since my Honda Civic got rusty ♪
650
00:37:43,234 --> 00:37:44,954
♪ And my girl said
She loved me ♪
651
00:37:45,034 --> 00:37:46,714
♪ It's funny
Just thinking back ♪
652
00:37:46,794 --> 00:37:48,274
♪ Study hard for that 9 to 5 ♪
653
00:37:48,354 --> 00:37:49,890
♪ Like I thought
I'd actually be good with that ♪
654
00:37:51,834 --> 00:37:54,074
-Fuck this.
-Mia?
655
00:37:56,474 --> 00:38:00,114
♪ Get it while I'm living
All I ever hear's the clock ♪
656
00:38:00,194 --> 00:38:02,834
♪ Tick, tick, ticking
So I'm 'bout my business ♪
657
00:38:02,914 --> 00:38:06,394
♪ And I'm running, I'm running
I'm running with it now ♪
658
00:38:06,474 --> 00:38:08,074
♪ They don't wanna give it up ♪
659
00:38:15,274 --> 00:38:16,554
What the fuck?
660
00:38:19,034 --> 00:38:20,274
Where's the sign?
661
00:38:22,474 --> 00:38:23,834
Monica?
662
00:38:50,114 --> 00:38:51,394
What is this place?
663
00:39:03,394 --> 00:39:05,954
What the fuck is happening?
664
00:39:15,514 --> 00:39:16,794
Am I a total loser?
665
00:39:16,874 --> 00:39:19,914
No, you're
a rational fucking adult.
666
00:39:20,514 --> 00:39:21,514
I must be a loser.
667
00:39:22,314 --> 00:39:24,034
My husband left me by text,
668
00:39:25,274 --> 00:39:27,194
and now he's ghosting me
because he's run off
669
00:39:27,274 --> 00:39:28,674
with some woman or man.
670
00:39:28,754 --> 00:39:29,994
I don't even know his type.
671
00:39:30,074 --> 00:39:32,034
Blonde, I think,
like hot blonde.
672
00:39:32,114 --> 00:39:34,394
Fuck sorry, I did that again.
I just keep saying that.
673
00:39:34,474 --> 00:39:37,074
Hey, can I just say that most
men that cheat on their wives,
674
00:39:37,154 --> 00:39:39,234
they don't also make
their entire office disappear.
675
00:39:39,314 --> 00:39:41,154
Can you show me his text?
676
00:39:43,754 --> 00:39:46,034
Actually, can I just?
Sorry, can I just?
677
00:39:49,394 --> 00:39:52,314
"I'm so sorry I've left you.
Sobering."
678
00:39:53,034 --> 00:39:54,914
"Lol in casket. C364."
679
00:39:54,994 --> 00:39:57,314
LOL in casket? Like what?
Laugh when you're dead?
680
00:39:57,394 --> 00:39:58,554
That's cold.
681
00:39:58,634 --> 00:40:00,834
No. He swipes,
so he makes tons of mistakes.
682
00:40:00,914 --> 00:40:02,794
Oh, yes.
It's probably a mistake.
683
00:40:02,874 --> 00:40:04,994
It probably autocorrected
when he was swiped.
684
00:40:05,074 --> 00:40:06,474
Wait. Hold on.
685
00:40:08,714 --> 00:40:11,154
"Sobering" is "something".
686
00:40:11,354 --> 00:40:12,914
"I left you something."
687
00:40:13,034 --> 00:40:14,594
Oh, yeah. Like an explanation
688
00:40:14,674 --> 00:40:16,394
as to why he's
screwing someone else.
689
00:40:16,474 --> 00:40:19,314
Yeah, and "LOL"
could be "Look", so...
690
00:40:19,914 --> 00:40:23,314
"Look in casket." Holy shit.
691
00:40:23,394 --> 00:40:24,674
This isn't CSI.
692
00:40:24,754 --> 00:40:26,674
Do you know anyone
who's dead? Well, not.
693
00:40:26,754 --> 00:40:29,634
I mean, no, maybe someone who's,
like, about to die.
694
00:40:29,714 --> 00:40:31,074
Can you please stop?
695
00:40:31,274 --> 00:40:32,914
Yeah. Okay. You're right, it's,
696
00:40:33,354 --> 00:40:35,594
probably was just LOLing you.
An asshole.
697
00:40:43,314 --> 00:40:44,834
"Castle"?
698
00:40:46,314 --> 00:40:48,514
We used to have
a storage unit at Castle.
699
00:40:49,114 --> 00:40:50,754
You store stuff in a castle?
700
00:40:51,354 --> 00:40:53,274
Castle Storage! Westmere Road.
701
00:40:54,474 --> 00:40:55,714
Casket could mean that.
702
00:40:56,994 --> 00:40:58,194
Oh wait, wait, wait.
703
00:40:58,914 --> 00:41:00,394
"I left you something."
704
00:41:01,314 --> 00:41:03,114
"Look in Castle."
705
00:41:03,394 --> 00:41:04,434
No.
706
00:41:04,514 --> 00:41:08,034
You just Beautiful Mind-ed
that shit. Fuck CSI.
707
00:41:08,674 --> 00:41:10,794
-Where are you going?
-We are going to your Castle,
708
00:41:10,874 --> 00:41:13,194
and I'm gonna figure out
those numbers on the way.
709
00:41:13,754 --> 00:41:14,794
Oh shit.
710
00:41:17,634 --> 00:41:19,034
How are we
supposed to get in?
711
00:41:19,074 --> 00:41:20,754
I don't have a swipe card.
712
00:41:20,834 --> 00:41:22,194
There's no guard.
713
00:41:22,874 --> 00:41:24,314
Someone's leaving.
714
00:41:27,594 --> 00:41:29,234
Let's carpe the fucking diem.
715
00:41:32,314 --> 00:41:33,874
Okay. Fuck it.
716
00:42:00,314 --> 00:42:01,794
That lying piece of shit!
717
00:42:25,194 --> 00:42:26,354
Look, look.
718
00:42:27,354 --> 00:42:28,514
Look!
719
00:42:30,874 --> 00:42:32,474
Oh, snap!
720
00:42:32,554 --> 00:42:33,994
C364!
721
00:42:52,274 --> 00:42:53,474
Maybe there's a guard.
722
00:42:55,834 --> 00:42:57,274
Where are you going?
723
00:42:57,354 --> 00:42:58,594
You stay here.
724
00:43:21,874 --> 00:43:23,514
Oh my God!
725
00:43:44,554 --> 00:43:45,714
Shit, shit!
726
00:43:45,794 --> 00:43:48,154
♪ How bizarre. How bizarre ♪
727
00:43:48,514 --> 00:43:49,834
Hello.
728
00:43:49,954 --> 00:43:52,074
Mom. People are here.
Where are you?
729
00:43:52,714 --> 00:43:53,994
What people?
730
00:43:54,074 --> 00:43:56,394
Sean. And he brought
half the street.
731
00:43:56,994 --> 00:43:59,394
Cha brought her kids and they
won't stop going in my room.
732
00:43:59,994 --> 00:44:02,154
Okay... just put the kettle on
and I'll be right there.
733
00:44:02,354 --> 00:44:03,650
Can't I just tell them
to leave?
734
00:44:03,674 --> 00:44:05,834
No... it's our turn to host.
735
00:44:21,474 --> 00:44:23,514
What the fuck Jerry!
736
00:44:24,434 --> 00:44:27,154
Oi! Meathead!
737
00:44:28,954 --> 00:44:30,514
Hey!
738
00:44:44,234 --> 00:44:45,714
Start the car!
739
00:44:49,234 --> 00:44:51,274
-Ready?
-Go, go, go!
740
00:44:51,354 --> 00:44:52,874
Jeez!
741
00:44:52,954 --> 00:44:54,554
It's the tall guy
from the hotel.
742
00:44:54,634 --> 00:44:57,154
I pulled a hammy I think!
743
00:44:57,834 --> 00:44:59,354
Holy mother of God!
744
00:44:59,434 --> 00:45:02,194
Just drive.
Drive, drive, drive, drive!
745
00:45:18,474 --> 00:45:20,434
No, no, no, no, no, no!
746
00:45:20,634 --> 00:45:22,114
-Hey.
-Shit.
747
00:45:22,674 --> 00:45:24,794
Okay, okay. Should we just,
should we just go?
748
00:45:25,274 --> 00:45:26,594
We can't just leave him here.
749
00:45:26,674 --> 00:45:29,394
No, no. Okay, okay.
Okay. Um. Okay. Look at me.
750
00:45:30,194 --> 00:45:31,554
I'm gonna sort this, okay?
You go.
751
00:45:31,634 --> 00:45:33,274
-You sure?
-Yeah. You just, I got you.
752
00:45:33,354 --> 00:45:34,514
Okay, you listen to me.
753
00:45:34,594 --> 00:45:36,090
You go back to your place.
I'm going to meet you there.
754
00:45:36,114 --> 00:45:36,914
I'll be right behind you.
755
00:45:36,994 --> 00:45:38,114
-Okay.
-Okay?
756
00:45:38,234 --> 00:45:39,514
-Okay.
-Okay.
757
00:45:40,434 --> 00:45:42,034
-Oh God.
-Go.
758
00:46:18,754 --> 00:46:20,754
Oh my God.
759
00:46:31,994 --> 00:46:34,274
Oh shit!
760
00:46:48,234 --> 00:46:51,154
That's right.
So the eggshell, which is.
761
00:46:51,834 --> 00:46:52,914
Hello!
762
00:46:52,994 --> 00:46:55,994
Hi, everyone. Hi.
Sorry I'm late. Sorry, sorry.
763
00:46:56,834 --> 00:46:58,874
-These people are nuts.
-Is Dad home?
764
00:47:00,154 --> 00:47:02,154
Sorry. More important
things going on
765
00:47:02,234 --> 00:47:03,650
than the safety
of our neighborhood, Mia?
766
00:47:03,674 --> 00:47:05,794
-No, no, of course not.
-Sorry mate.
767
00:47:05,954 --> 00:47:07,354
Yeah. My fault, my fault.
768
00:47:07,514 --> 00:47:08,954
Just a little late
finishing a job
769
00:47:09,034 --> 00:47:10,514
a couple streets over.
770
00:47:10,874 --> 00:47:12,634
And you are?
771
00:47:12,714 --> 00:47:14,554
Oh, I'm Oscar Clarke.
I'm a security insulant.
772
00:47:14,634 --> 00:47:16,610
-Consultant.
-Consultant, and Mia,
773
00:47:16,634 --> 00:47:17,674
she called me.
774
00:47:17,754 --> 00:47:19,834
She wanted me to have a
little chat to you guys about
775
00:47:20,234 --> 00:47:23,954
upgrading your locks
and security systems,
776
00:47:24,994 --> 00:47:26,394
and maybe some DIY
777
00:47:26,834 --> 00:47:28,114
latch hacks
778
00:47:28,194 --> 00:47:29,890
that she thought might
come in handy later on.
779
00:47:29,914 --> 00:47:31,874
So, yeah.
780
00:47:32,234 --> 00:47:33,434
DIY latch hacks?
781
00:47:34,634 --> 00:47:37,594
I'm all ears, Oscar.
You take it away.
782
00:47:37,674 --> 00:47:39,234
Great. Great.
783
00:47:42,994 --> 00:47:43,994
Please.
784
00:47:44,074 --> 00:47:46,274
Uh, the latch. Go on.
You were saying?
785
00:47:46,354 --> 00:47:48,994
Yeah. Yeah.
Well, yeah, first of all.
786
00:47:52,394 --> 00:47:53,594
Mia Bennett?
787
00:47:55,714 --> 00:47:58,074
I'm Detective Morrison,
could we,
788
00:47:58,154 --> 00:48:00,314
come in for a word
with you, please?
789
00:48:00,874 --> 00:48:03,674
Oh, sorry.
Um, I have people over.
790
00:48:03,754 --> 00:48:05,394
What is this about?
791
00:48:05,474 --> 00:48:06,874
Is your husband Jeremy Bennett?
792
00:48:07,434 --> 00:48:08,474
Uh, yes.
793
00:48:08,554 --> 00:48:10,154
The owner of JB Print?
794
00:48:10,234 --> 00:48:11,514
Yeah. That's right.
795
00:48:11,594 --> 00:48:12,994
When did you last see him?
796
00:48:13,754 --> 00:48:14,954
He's at a conference.
797
00:48:15,874 --> 00:48:17,274
I'm sorry to have
to tell you this.
798
00:48:17,794 --> 00:48:19,714
Your husband was
found dead yesterday.
799
00:48:21,874 --> 00:48:24,954
What? Wha...?
800
00:48:25,234 --> 00:48:27,714
Jerry's dead? What do you mean?
801
00:48:28,194 --> 00:48:30,634
His body was recovered
outside the Hotel Royal
802
00:48:30,714 --> 00:48:32,114
in the CBD.
803
00:48:32,394 --> 00:48:34,034
He wasn't
carrying identification,
804
00:48:34,114 --> 00:48:36,554
so apologies
it took us longer to locate you.
805
00:48:39,314 --> 00:48:41,034
I know this is a shock, but
806
00:48:41,354 --> 00:48:44,354
do you know why he might
have been at the Royal, Mrs. Bennett?
807
00:48:49,194 --> 00:48:51,074
He's dead? How?
808
00:48:51,994 --> 00:48:53,674
Looks like he jumped
from a window.
809
00:48:53,754 --> 00:48:55,594
I'm so sorry.
810
00:48:56,674 --> 00:48:59,354
Mom, what's happening? Mom!
811
00:49:05,434 --> 00:49:06,754
Do you need to get that?
812
00:49:13,314 --> 00:49:15,394
Sounds like the 90s are calling.
813
00:49:16,114 --> 00:49:17,914
Oh, wow. It's the police.
814
00:49:17,994 --> 00:49:20,594
Mia, must say
I'm very impressed.
815
00:49:21,554 --> 00:49:22,874
Pick up if you need.
816
00:49:28,274 --> 00:49:29,474
Hello?
817
00:49:29,554 --> 00:49:30,874
This isn't Jerry.
818
00:49:34,634 --> 00:49:36,754
I don't know
who you are, cupcake,
819
00:49:36,834 --> 00:49:38,194
but I am going to find you,
820
00:49:38,274 --> 00:49:40,674
and I'm gonna rip
your fucking heart...
821
00:49:46,434 --> 00:49:47,714
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