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Naughty America. Nobody. Nobody.

Nobody. Does it better?

Coming, Johnny.

Hi, Johnny. Oh, hi. Come on in.

All right. Are you ready to study?

We're going to work hard today. Come on, we can sit right here.

Have a seat. Come on in.

Let's get comfortable. Ugh. Thanks for helping me study.

You know, Brian's not going to help me study.

We know how he is, okay? He's never taken school

seriously, and I'm just so happy that you are.

I'm here to help. Awesome. I'm glad he's not here.

He can be a distraction, so—Right.

—I'm happy that you're focused.

So you had said you—you ace this class in college, right? Yeah.

I'm going to help you with these two.

I've been to the same school, and I know that I can help you with this.

Thank goodness. All right. I'm just so proud of you for working hard

and wanting to do this. Yeah.

So let's get your books. Let me see.

Oh. Did you bring everything? Yeah, yeah.

Of course. Let me—let me show you what we're working with.

Now, you're on, I think, the second semester, right?

You said? Uh, yeah.

It's such a heavy—It's a big book. I know.

You guys are required to learn a lot.

Yeah. It's not easy. So get your notebook and a pencil.

Right. Good. All right. I'm ready.

And can I see your book? I just want to look through it.

Of course. Make sure it's the same one that I had.

Let's see. It couldn't have changed so much, right?

I don't think so. Now, what chapter are you guys on?

Um, chapter 7. 7, okay. Let's see.

You got this. Chapter 7.

Geometry. Mm-hmm. All right. Well, I was very good at this class.

I know all my shapes, and I have a couple little tricks in the book for you.

Right. I, I, I can't wait to see them.

So you have a quiz coming up, and I think—let's see, there's a chapter.

Okay, chapter 7. Rational Expressions and Equations.

Now, for this chapter, I have a little practice quiz at the end.

Are you paying attention? Yeah, um—Okay, because I will be quizzing you.

Oh, okay. Okay, so take your notes.

All right. Right. Okay, Johnny.

So now this with—see how these numbers look really crazy over here?

I found that when we add them all together at the bottom—Mm-hmm.

—right here, you can divide by the amount that you see here

and actually get that number without doing all of this extra work.

Oh, okay. Um, so 5 divided by xy plus 2y

equals—I'm just not getting—I know.

Don't worry. I'll—I'll give you another example, okay?

Okay. Okay, so here—so what you're going to want to do is factor the

two denominators, observe that the LCD is actually x squared plus

x plus y, and then you're actually going to times that by x minus y.

Right. And I know that that can get a little confusing,

but the—here's a little trick. Are you ready?

Uh-huh. They're going to cancel each other out, and then you're going to add this

plus this. Right. You see? Uh-huh.

Then you put—you're going to times it by 3 because that's the amount of

characters here, and you're actually going to get the same number.

Oh my god. Yeah. You're so smart.

I'm here for you. Okay, and I wish that Brian would just take it by example.

Right. Let's just—let's forget about him.

I—I know. I know you wish your son was studious.

I, I don't know. But I'm here to help you, and I think you are going to show him by

example. So let's ace this, okay?

Let's do it. Okay. That's the spirit.

Suppose two rational expressions have denominators of x minus 4,

and explain how you would determine that lowest common denominator.

The lowest common denominator would be the product that contains each

factor, however, any repeated factor in any one denominator.

Johnny! Oh, what? What are you looking at?

Um, just—just an equation. What do you mean?

What are you doing, Johnny? Nothing.

I'm—I'm—I'm not doing anything.

You were looking at my tits. No.

I mean, Brian would kill me if I was looking at his—Yeah, he would.

Thank god he's not here. Yeah, he would.

What are you doing? You're not focused at all.

Oh, I'm—I'm so sorry. What kind of best friend am I?

You're right. I shouldn't be doing this, and Brian would beat me up if he find

out—if you found out. Just—just please don't tell him or anything.

We'll go back to studying. Look, um, I—we were on chapter 7, section 2, right?

Um, least common denominator?

Honey, yes, but you need to focus.

Look at your notes. They're just a bunch of titties.

You're not focused at all. Are you even going to be able to handle this?

I—I—Aw.

It's okay. I—I don't know what to say.

Um, you know what? I should probably just excuse myself and, um—Oh, sweetie.

—I'll learn on the computer somehow or something.

It's okay. It's okay. I'm here to help you, okay?

I promised I would help you.

Brian's dad's not going to be here for a couple more hours, so actually, I think

there's something we can do. Right.

Maybe. Yeah. Maybe some—I know you keep looking at my tits.

Let's just get this out of the way, and then I think it'll

help motivate you. Aw. To focus and finish this.

Yeah. Get what out of the—out of the way?

Um, I have an idea. Well, maybe—maybe some flashcards or something.

No, he's not going to be here for a few hours.

What if we just take care of that little problem for you?

Do you think that'll help you focus?

Um, yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course.

Yeah? Um, yeah. We got to take care of my concentration issues.

I'm really distracted right now. I know you really do.

Yeah. Um. Oh, Johnny. Let's just get this out of the way quick.

I mean, you young guys are quick anyways, right?

This should be easy. Uh, quick at what?

This shouldn't take long at all.

Um, you've been staring. Don't you want to touch that?

Oh my god, I can't. I mean—You need—Brian, like I said,

he's my best—Get it out of the way.—friend, and—This won't take long.

Doesn't that feel better? Come on, get it out of your system.

Just squeeze them. Okay. Oh my god.

Is that better? Yeah. Do you think you'll be able to focus now?

Yeah. Okay, okay. Yeah, you're right.

Let—let—let's—let's pick up where we left off at.

You're right. I'm—Or do you think that—I—I think I got this now.

Okay. Okay. Or do you think you might need a little bit more?

You know what? You're right. I—I may need a little bit more.

Oh. Now don't tell Brian, okay?

Okay. But I have a feeling

this will help you remember everything you're going to learn today.

Oh my god. Don't say a word. I won't.

I promise. I think it's best we get this out of the way now.

Yeah. Oh my god. Let me get my turtles, huh?

Yeah. Like these? Yeah, I do.

Is this what you've been staring at?

Oh, yeah. They smell so good.

How do they feel? I'm—I need just more of this.

I know you've been wanting to do this for a long time.

Yeah. Can I see them? Yes.

Oh god. Like these big titties?

Yeah. Why don't you suck on them?

Give them a taste.

Is that nice? Ooh.

Like my tiny baby.

Feels so good.

That mouthful? Huh? Is that a mouthful?

Yeah, it is.

Yeah. Suck my big titty.

They're so good, though. Yes.

Get a bite.

Yeah, just one titty.

Oh my god. I'm so excited.

Your hands feel so good.

Yeah.

So warm.

Oh my goodness.

Yeah. Is this what you wanted?

Uh-huh.

Oh. Tell him here. Snap me.

Look at that wet kitty. Yeah.

Is she ready? Mm-hmm. Holy shit.

I just want to play with the light.

Yeah, I just want to play with the—That's it.

Yeah? Yeah. I like that.

Oh. Like that? Oh, yeah. Oh.

Yes.

Oh.

He's—

Oh my god.

Yeah. Keep me talking over you.

Good. Yes.

Johnny. Oh, yes. I'll go wave to you.

She feels good. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh. Yeah. Yeah, I do. I want to taste it.

Touch me. I want to taste it.

Lick me up. Lick me up. Lick you up?

Yes. You'll be a good boy. Yeah.

I'm good. I'm good. Okay. You're a good boy.

Yes. Yes, baby.

Yes. Yes, baby.

Come on. You're a nasty thing.

Lick it up. That's it.

Oh my god. Out of all my friends'moms, I always thought you were the hottest.

You wanted this? Yeah. Yeah? Every time you come over,

I see you looking at my tits.

Do you want this pussy in your mouth?

Uh-huh. Lick it up, baby. Yeah.

Yes. Oh.

Suck my baby. Those fingers.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yummy. Yummy.

Yes. Oh my god. Such a face, baby.

Yes. You nasty thing. Yes.

You got to spread that pussy open. Yes.

Give me that tongue. Oh, yes.

Suck my clique, baby. Oh, I fuck your face.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Yeah.

Oh my god. Yes, baby.

That's so fucking good.

I want your coffee. Yeah? I want it.

You suck me so good. I don't want to taste it.

Can I? Yeah. Can I, Johnny? Yeah.

Don't tell Brian. Don't you say a fucking word.

You better not, baby. I want to taste that.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

Yes, baby.

Yeah. Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh, fucking—Oh, yes, baby.

Look. Oh, you start a titty fucking you?

You want a titty titty chill?

Oh.

My dick feels so good here, baby.

Oh, no hands, no hands. Yeah.

Oh my god.

Fuck you.

Oh my god. Oh, my fucking brother.

Yeah, so good. Thank you. Yeah, so good.

I love you so good.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I love that.

Oh, yeah. Spit on my pussy. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes. Come here, baby. Yeah.

Oh, fuck you.

Yeah.

Don't you just stick it in there, baby.

I love this. Take it.

Oh, yes. Yes. Just like that.

Oh. Yes.

Oh, you needed it. Yes. I needed this, Johnny.

Yes.

Open it.

Just like that. Just like that.

Oh my god. Just come on, my dick.

Yeah.

Oh, Johnny. Oh my god. Yes.

Yes. Oh, baby.

Yeah.

Yes, Johnny. Oh my god.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Fuck me.

Just like that. Yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes, baby. Yes. Let me done.

Let me done, baby.

Oh, yes. Oh my god. Yes.

Oh, baby. You're a big boy, huh?

Yeah. You lasted a little longer than I thought.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

So fucking wet. Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh my god.

Oh, yes. Yes.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Really?

Oh, yes.

Oh my. Yeah, fuck me. Yeah. It's an ink gun.

Just like that. Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Oh, yes. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, just a naughty mom.

Yes. Yes.

Oh, yes. Just like that. Throw it back.

Yeah. Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Oh my god. Oh my god. Holy fuck.

Come here. Get all this. Yeah.

I'm going to take this right now. Yeah.

Make it up. Oh, fuck you. I'm going to take that.

Oh, yeah. Take off my tight skirt.

Yeah. Fuck this. Yeah. Oh my god.

Yeah. Yeah. I want it bad.

I want it bad. Yes, Johnny.

God, give it to me. Oh, yes.

Yeah, don't do it. Yeah. Oh, yes.

Yeah.

Oh, yes. Oh, yeah.

Oh my god. Oh, you're so nasty for me.

Oh, yes. Oh my god. Yes.

Yes. Oh, yeah.

Yes. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. Fuck you. Fuck you.

I'll spit it right. Yes.

Oh, yeah. Yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah. Oh.

Yeah. Yes. Yeah.

Oh, yes. Oh.

Just like that. Yeah.

That's what I wanted. That's what I needed.

I needed that. Look at that dick going.

Do you look at that? Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh my god. Yes. You look so good.

Fuck my tiny ass, baby. Yes. Fuck.

Fuck. Yes. Oh, yes, baby. Yes.

I'm going to come. I'm going to come on your dick, baby.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Oh, I need to fucking check.

Come on. Oh, oh. Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes. Oh, shit. Oh, that's great.

Oh, yes. Oh, good, baby. Yes.

You know what? Squirt on me with my little fucking sword.

Squirt on me with my little fucking sword.

Fucking cock. Yeah. Oh, yes.

With my little fucking sword. Yeah.

You're my little fucking sword.

Oh, fuck. Yes.

Dirty ass, baby. Fucking dirty.

Don't be for me. Oh, yes.

Get on top of me. Get on top of me.

Yeah. Oh, yes. Yeah. Wait. Don't talk.

Let me take this off. Yeah. Right there.

Just like that. Oh, yeah. Take that off.

Oh, my fucking.

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