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Mommy wants to play with you.

It's the best idea. We're clearly gonna make the most money.

Oh my god, yes. Those other moms and their stupid car wash are toast.

I mean, did you know they're not even wearing bikinis?

Who's gonna want their car wash by some fugly mom in like a muumuu or whatever?

We are gonna smoke those bitches.

Mm-hmm.

So we're finally going to prove to them who's the best.

Mm-hmm.

So why do you even hate these other moms so much?

Well, these are the same bitches in high school that couldn't get laid, so they

called us what?

They were jealous of us. And even now we're your stepmoms, they still are.

So we're going to show them once and for all.

Who's the best?

And so what makes you guys so much better?

Well... You

gotta pick one.

Yeah?

Whoa!

Look, man. You got a hug.

Nice.

Two?

Whoa.

It's my lucky day.

Hey, man. Go for it.

Oh, shit. Kiss.

Kiss.

Oh, man.

Come on.

Okay, man.

Get two kisses?

I'll leave it.

I'm jealous.

Okay.

You saw that? You saw that, right, man? Yeah, I saw that. All right, boys. You

know what? Why don't you guys go?

Yeah, but... We're finishing up here. Yeah, you guys should go.

You heard Miss Valencia. Get lost. Go on. Go. Go.

Yeah. Yes, ma'am.

It's okay, they're gone.

Fucking knew it.

What the fuck? That's bullshit!

They knew they were up to some shit.

Yo, there's no way they're taking that. Get to school. Wait.

Holy shit!

Whoa, uh, wow, Mom, you look so hot, Mrs. LeBeau.

Wow, you too.

Oh, thank you.

Maybe we should just stay home.

But no, we have to go to the fundraiser.

Wait, what? No, um, you can't.

Like, everybody's gonna want to fuck yourself.

Yeah, and we know what the sign says.

Oh, is that so?

Well,

why don't you try your luck and maybe we'll fuck you first.

Okay. What?

Choose one.

No, not that one.

No.

You know what? I already had the hug and kiss.

I feel like you should start with this one.

Which one's that?

What's it say?

Whoa. Yeah.

Yeah? Yeah.

Okay.

So,

like, I don't know.

I don't know.

Right now?

Yeah, is that okay?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, you look like you're already ready.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

you're hard for me.

Good

boy.

oh my god

Amen. Amen.

You know what?

I feel like we should pick another one.

I think so. What do you guys think?

Yeah, we're done.

This is so fucking crazy

There's a surprise too.

Have a great day.

Yeah, yours too.

Oh, you can't leave me alone with your shadow.

Oh.

Oh.

I think she should

Yeah Where should we do this?

I think you boys should show up how good you can lick our pussy.

I think so too. Yeah.

Show me how good yours are.

My stomach is so hot eating this.

It's so hot.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

What am I gonna like with these?

Looking on.

You're so sweet. Oh, yeah, me too.

Sweet.

Oh, my God.

Do you want to feel mommy's tight pussy?

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Thank you.

Oh, there you are.

I know,

I love that.

Oh, yeah, right there.

Wait there.

I'm coming.

Holy shit.

All right, there's chicken oil.

Yeah, you got everything.

Looks like we totally missed the fundraiser.

Yeah, well, we got hosed by our step-sons instead.

We are such bloody step-moms. I love it.