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Larry and the Pursuit of Unhappiness One Almost United States History

On the night of June 17, 1972, thieves broke into the offices

of the Democratic National Committee

at the Watergate complex, in Washington, D.C.

The scandal became known like "Watergate"

and ended up leading to resignation of Nixon as president.

FOR THE NATION

Washington Post reporters, Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein revealed

the story with his dogged investigation.

But they wouldn't have succeeded without a source called "Deep Throat",

that leaked information anonymously from a garage in D.C.,

how it was immortalized by the film All the President's Men.

Great film.

But we also discovered that Garganta Deep had more to say

than Woodward and Bernstein they let it show.

- What state are you in? - Locked.

The investigation stalled.

And you thought I would help?

I will never quote you.

Not even as an anonymous source.

You are ultra confidential. You can trust me.

Continue.

You can count What do you know about Watergate?

I heard some things.

I'm all ears.

Do you know Ferguson Investments?

It's on the fifth floor. They're going bankrupt.

Father and son fighting control of the company.

Things are ugly.

And what does that have to do with the invasion?

You mentioned the building.

I thought you were talking of the Watergate building.

I don't care about the building. I am talking about the Watergate scandal.

Nixon's re-election campaign and illegal wiretapping at the DNC

in the Watergate building.

Right.

I heard that G. Gordon Liddy is involved. Tell me about Liddy.

I know his daughter will take it the device next week,

and will buy a new bike for her.

If you used the device,

she would win the bike.

So what?

Now she doesn't even want plus the bike.

Want a pony.

And quite expensive.

- Yes, it's expensive. - I don't think it's going to happen.

Are you trying to say that it is easily manipulated?

I'm saying he doesn't want buy her a pony.

What does this have to do with Watergate? I don't care about Liddy's daughter.

You have to give me something useful.

I heard that the Haldermans They're not doing well at all.

Like this?

Do you know that his wife, Joanne, Do you have back problems?

- I know. - She got a masseur.

And let's say which is much better,

if you understand me.

- He's eating her. - So what?

Turns out he's 5'10" tall.

- It's a cap. - And?

She is ten centimeters taller. It's worse than the age difference.

If the man is older, nobody cares. If the woman is older, it's different.

This has nothing to do with Watergate.

I don't care about this information. I thought there was...

- You said you had information. - And I said it.

Didn't you find it interesting?

I need something that reveals information

about what happened at Watergate and how he connects to Nixon.

I'll tell you something else about G. Gordon Liddy.

Right.

The White House...

don't want anyone to know What does the "G" mean?

- And what does that mean? - Gordon.

The White House doesn't want them to find out that his name is Gordon Gordon Liddy?

Yeah, it doesn't sound right. Maybe it's Gus.

Are you asking or stating?

- George, Gary... - Are you kicking now?

Gerry with G...

Do you want to know? This is a waste of time.

- I'm leaving. - Wait.

- Hey, Woodward. - What?

- You owe me the parking. - I shouldn't.

I gave a lot of information.

Just useless information.

Here are some things you should know.

I'm listening.

There's a guy in town who is called Doctor of Grass,

- but he's not a doctor. - He's a gardener.

People think that he is a doctor, but he is not.

He thought he was a doctor and was Angry when you found out it wasn't?

He charges $400 per visit.

- How big is your lawn? - I can't tell you.

Why did you bring me here?

- I heard you had information. - Put the pieces together.

Do you know how they connect?

Follow the money.

"Follow the money?"

What money? I don't understand anything.

Where is Bernstein?

He's a little smarter that you, without meaning to offend.

This is ridiculous. Give me something useful, anything involving the White House.

Okay, but this is very confidential.

Of course.

There is a rumor that Pat Nixon was caught stealing

a department store.

Found a shoe in her bag.

A single shoe. Think about it.

I'm thinking. A shoe.

Did she lose a shoe?

She stole a shoe.

Why would I steal? She can't use just one.

Exactly. Are you ready for this one?

No, I don't think so.

Gerald Ford went to ask for candy with the grandchildren on Halloween.

When he was not recognized, he sent children return the sweets.

What?

- His grandchildren don't talk to him anymore. - What are you talking about?

I don't care! I don't care about Halloween,

I don't care about pony, of apparatus, of cases!

I don't want to know any of that. This is a waste of time.

Is there something that I can use?

Charles Colson wore flip-flops to a meeting at the White House.

Nixon didn't call, but Halderman made a scandal.

Okay, we're done.

I have to go too.

I'm using a public dryer,

and I'm scared of someone having taken my things out of there.

- Right. Good luck with that. - So...

It was worth it all. I thank you.

There are coins if I need them turn the dryer back on?

Hey, you don't look good.

Can you get back home? Do you have a ride?

I came by bus.

Did you come by bus? But he asked me to pay for parking.

Were you trying to rob me?

- That's for you to discover. - What the hell!

Screw it! Don't call me anymore! I'm tired!

- Ask Bernstein to call me. - Don't call Bernstein.

Leave me alone!

My God!

Crazy guy.

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On July 15, 1903,

Henry Ford received the first order of the Model A,

an automobile made by Ford Motor Company in Detroit, Michigan.

By the end of the year, the factory had already produced a thousand cars

and the automobile revolution had begun.

Ford was not just an inventor and industrialist.

It was also a fanatical anti-Semite.

He owned from the Dearborn Independent,

used to publish articles as "The International Jew".

THE WORLD'S PROBLEM

What a figure.

Soon there would be cars on all US roads.

Ford was on top of the world.

But as they say in the shtetl,

fate has a funny way to give you a good kick in the tuchus.

Yes?

Mr. Ford, the civic leaders from Detroit are here.

- Send in, young Clifton. - Right.

Gentlemen, allow let Mr. Ford take them for a ride.

...business and he...

Gentlemen, the...

- Commander Mahoney. - Pleasure.

- Mr. Hudson. -Henry.

Who are you?

I'm the rabbi Shmuel Ben-Yanklovitz.

Newly elected to the City Council.

My congratulations.

What a pleasure to be part of of such a historic occasion.

I have goosebumps. Goosebumps. What is that called?

We are calling that's a car.

- Car. - Extraordinary.

- It's Model A. - Can we see?

Of course, just don't touch, but you can look.

Truly magnificent.

Oh, Mr. Ford... Mr. Ford, you did...

- This is an incredible achievement. - Very impressive.

- Beautiful. - Goes from zero to seven in one minute,

and take advantage of the power of up to two horses.

What a magnificent achievement, Mr. Ford.

Thank you very much.

There in Krakow,

There's a Jaime Fordberg.

Any relatives? Switched from Fordberg to Ford?

- Did it shorten? - I didn't shorten my name.

- I think it's shortened. - There is no Fordberg.

- Did it shorten? - No, sir.

Well... then, shall we?

For sure.

Yes.

Unfortunately, it only sleeps two passengers besides me, so...

But I see four seats.

But there is a weight limit.

A weight limit.

- A weight limit, yes. - Interesting.

What can you do?

- There is a weight limit. - What can be done?

So, someone will be left out.

Yes. We have to choose someone to...

But how are we decide which two?

I'll tell you how.

Let's do it the fair way, honest and American.

I'm thinking of a number between zero and ten.

Whoever comes closest, walks, and whoever doesn't arrive, leaves.

- Seems fair to me. - Very fair.

- It's very fair. - Thanks.

Mr. Hudson, why don't you start?

- Five. - Excellent. Commander?

I have three children. Lucky number three for me.

Excellent. And you... rabbi?

I've already caught seven sometimes because he is Jewish.

So, I'm going to say seven!

I am really sorry. The number was four.

If I had just caught four times, would be in the car

instead of leaving.

- I am really sorry. - How could I make a mistake?

I want to thank you for coming.

- Oh yes. - Yes.

Very unlucky for me, right?

- �. - Commander Mahoney.

Gentlemen, sorry, We have a police emergency.

- No. - Thank you for your time.

- No, no! Come back! - I am really sorry.

It seems like there's just the two of us left, Mr. Ford.

Mr. Ford.

Alright, come in.

What is this?

Look at this!

Calm down, please.

Hello!

Don't talk to them. They have already passed.

- This is incredible. - Thanks.

This is really incredible. I've never seen an intelligent gentile.

How did you get smart? As?

- Good genes. - What is this here?

- My glove box. - Glove box.

It has a compartment for gloves, candies...

and perhaps a sustika?

The swastika is an ancient symbol strong Indian and nothing more, sir.

I think you There's a swistica!

- I don't have a systitch! - He has a sustika!

Oh, Haimy!

- Shmuel! - Moishe, Feivel!

- Stop the car! - I won't stop for them.

- Come on. - Stay away.

- Stay away. - Come on.

Someone help Mr. Ford!

He crashed his machine.

- Oh, no. - Henry Ford is hurt.

Mr. Ford?

I thought we were going to lose you.

What happened?

His horseless carriage crashed,

you were thrown against a shop window and suffered several cuts.

He lost a lot of blood.

We thought we weren't manage to save him.

Fortunately, we found a donor with the same blood type.

His blood is running through your veins.

And who is this holy man?

It was a mitzvah.

No!

My blood brother!

No! How could this happen?

And why is it so windy?

It's a little cold.

- It's a little cold. - A little cold.

And I need to eat.

I need a snack or I will waste away.

- We are wasting away. - Yes, we are wasting away!

Nurse, bring toast...

Toasts? I want a bagel with cream cheese.

Maybe a herring with schmaltz?

�, a herring with schmaltz, but not too salty.

Why am I talking like this?

FOR PRESIDENT OF PENNSYLVANIA JAMES BUCHANAN

In 1857, James Buchanan became the nation's fifteenth president.

He was and continues to be the only president who never married.

When he took office,

found itself in the middle of a growing crisis between northern and southern states.

The question, of course, it was slavery.

Buchanan refused to take a firm position on either side,

and historians blame your passivity

as one of the main factors which led to civil war.

But it's not that he was indecisive.

He was, let's say... distracted.

Even with fate of the union at stake,

there were others unions in his head.

There they are.

Look how beautiful.

How beautiful. Look.

Great work, Appleton. It's fantastic.

I don't believe that all these women came.

It's unbelievable.

- Thank you, sir. - Amazing.

I just have one question. What time will dinner be?

No, there is no dinner.

- Just canapes. - Just canapes?

�, I got the idea from Henry Clay.

He hated being trapped next to someone at a table,

so he invented this thing of canapes circulating.

The waiter walks with the tray and people eat standing up.

Sir, it's dinner time. The people They'll be upset if they don't have it.

No, they will love it because no one gets stuck at the table

on someone's side with those who don't want to talk.

Mr. President, I have an important question...

Wait there.

Take your time, Appleton.

Maybe she wants to exchange a few words with the fifteenth president.

Mr. President, I'm sorry...

I don't understand. Where's dinner?

Greetings, Mr. President.

- Mr. President. - Goodnight.

- Goodnight. - Good evening, Mr. President.

Where is she? What happened?

As we talked, Jefferson Davis is here today.

Yes yes.

The talk of secession It's getting hot.

It would be great if you talked to him.

- Yes. - Remember this, please.

It's important.

Don't forget to talk with Jefferson Davis.

- Goodnight. - Mr. President.

You know what I love in the suspenders? To place.

First, they hang down here.

Then you do it like this.

One arm goes in, the other goes in. Then they accompany the shoulders.

- Yes. - It's fun.

And then you spends the whole day like this.

- Very good. �. - How are you?

- All good? - Mr. President.

- Hello. - Hello.

See? It's the suspender.

- Beautiful green dress. - Thanks.

- �. - Thanks.

What else is green?

Gram. Grass is green. Dollar.

Are we just going to talk about green things?

Pickles are green.

Yeah.

There must be more. It has to be.

I think there's more, but it's great.

Have you ever eaten persimmon?

- No. - Interesting fruit.

It looks like she was baptized in honor of someone.

I met a guy called Caqui, do you know?

- Oh, it's done. I'm going to the bar. - Jack Persimmon.

Maybe there was a man called Edgar Caqui.

Steven Caqui.

Well, What a beautiful young lady like you

does it alone at a party like this?

- I'm working. - Thanks.

I'm James Buchanan,

president of the United States.

Canapes?

What is your favorite lump?

- Caro�o? - Fruit core.

- Mine is cherry. - Wonder.

It's fun to spit after chewing the cherry.

And the seeds? What do you think of the seeds?

I have no opinion on seeds.

Watermelon seeds. They are very slippery.

I have a trick to catch.

I do it like this with my hand like killing a fly.

They stick to the palm. Then, I eat.

I don't think it is good to swallow the seeds.

That's an old legend.

Speaking of old,

I wouldn't mind doing of you an old wife.

- How is it? - Didn't it stick?

I need to get back to work.

Is it really? Is it really?

You know, I don't have a first lady,

but you are the first lady I saw today.

We already know each other.

Oh, yeah.

�. The green, green, green, green.

- �. - Right. The kiwi.

- Round and green. - Excuse me.

It is a two-sided fruit. It's a...

Hello.

Do you know what this is like in Morse code?

Dot, dot, dot, dot. Point.

Dash, dash. Dash, dash, dash, dash.

- Dot, dot, dot. - Me again.

Dash, dash. Dash, dash, dash, dash.

- Hello. - Hello, Mr. President.

Have you ever eaten mango?

It's delicious.

Very juicy. You need a towel to eat.

- It runs all over your face. - Fascinating.

And it has a big lump. Do you like big lumps?

She doesn't like you.

I stepped on her foot.

It was an accident. Even though it was her fault.

I think she has paralysis.

What?

She has what?

She has paralysis.

He has no control over his movements. I don't even know how he can walk.

Really? She looks normal.

Anyway, what color is that dress?

- From rust. - Rust?

I don't remember anything rust.

Great. I'll look for something to eat.

Pitomba!

I don't understand.

I get dumped one after another.

I was talking about fruits, mango, papaya.

I talked about pits and seeds...

- Were you talking about lumps? - Dear ones.

Big lumps, small lumps. Peach pit, plum.

I find this very interesting. Apparently, they don't.

- They don't have that curiosity. - They don't have that curiosity!

It drives me crazy.

Try to bring up something that is not fruit.

I tried. I asked one who was her dentist.

She had horrible teeth. He was a stupid question. She was embarrassed.

I should never have asked. But I need a dentist.

Lord, it would be a good time to talk to Jefferson Davis?

That's what it was for that I entered politics.

To meet women.

Lord, we need you to preserve the Union.

Talk to the south It is of utmost importance.

Of utmost importance?

- Yes, that's it. That's it. - Thanks.

That's great. I had an idea. It's seeing the woman in the red dress?

She's tearing me apart.

See how I'll impress you.

I'll talk to her. Then you arrive and say:

"Sir, need to sign a document.

The fate of the Union is at stake."

- But it is. - Say that again.

The fate of the Union is at stake.

- Perfect. - But...

- Mr. President. - Hello.

Hello.

You know, I have a sixth sense.

I'm a bit of a mentalist.

I can guess a person's name without knowing anything about her.

- Really? - Think about your name.

Imagine it screaming in your head.

- Are you screaming? - I'm screaming.

It's good. Capturing...

Open your eyes.

Janet.

- No, it's not Janet. - Gertrude?

No. Not even close, honestly.

-Corinne? - Closer.

But I don't...

- Clarissa. - No.

- I don't think I have the gift for that. - Mr. President.

I have a document very important to sign.

The fate of the Union is at stake.

Now? I'm talking with this beautiful woman, Treiman.

- My name is not Treiman. - It's a pleasure, Miss. Treiman.

That's not my name. That name doesn't even exist. That...

What is this about?

Well, let's go in at war with Italy.

But why?

Question of tomatoes.

They are stocking up on tomatoes.

- It's not a problem, Miss. Treiman. - My name is not Treiman.

Don't you know, Appleton, what is happening.

But let's go to war because of tomatoes?

And peppers.

- What's the problem with peppers? - They are also stocking up.

- Do we really need this? - We need.

And tomato is not a vegetable.

- It's a fruit. - So what?

And they are red. What else is red?

Please don't make us come in at war over tomatoes.

- It's not that serious, Miss. Treiman. - It's not Treiman!

Okay, that was great.

But next time,

we find out the name first, Then I arrive and guess.

She's going to go crazy.

Lord, I need to insist Let him talk to Jefferson Davis.

Okay, I'll talk. Let's go.

Keep going with these trays.

- I don't understand. - Canapes.

If you'll give us permission.

Mr. President.

Senator Davis, I have some thoughts about Kansas.

I think they can please everyone.

They are serving canapes since we arrived.

- Where's dinner? - There's no dinner.

No dinner?

Are you serious?

This is called flying service.

Like this...

These little trays are absurd.

I stepped on her foot before. I think she has a problem.

I don't care that you stepped on her foot.

I'm starving.

I ate a sandwich the size of a baby's bite.

I ate cookies with crap on top.

I'm pretty sure I ate Pork penis wrapped in bacon.

This is new, okay?

It's called steering service.

They pass with the tray and you eat standing up.

No, canapes are not dinner.

It's the entrance to dinner. But it doesn't replace dinner.

If you eat enough, replace it.

- If I eat enough? - Replaces.

I like to eat salad for dinner.

- Will there be a salad? - It doesn't work here.

I would have to eat with a fork standing upright. It wouldn't work.

At least there will be some piece of bread and butter?

I like bread with butter

like everyone, especially when the bread is warm.

- Of course it's hot. - The butter melts.

You spread the butter, it melts deliciously into the bread.

- My God. It's orgasmic. - Where's that bread and butter?

- It doesn't work here. - It doesn't work.

Maybe it's not exactly a meal.

I recognize. But it has its advantages.

If it's dinner, everyone curls up at the table.

They take too long. We don't like that.

Maybe not in the north.

In the south, We love to prolong the meal.

It's part of the process.

In the north, We don't like this long ending.

We want to eat and leave,

put on your pajamas, pick up a good book and relax.

We don't want to sit at a table with small talk all the time...

It's like a family.

They are the last who I want to talk to.

These are the people I want close to. Cousins ​​and second cousins.

I don't want to connect.

I want to finish dessert and leave.

I'll say something else.

I can't imagine living in a country

where half the population does not prolong the meal.

And I can't imagine living in a meal-extending country.

Southern states will reunite in three days.

- Goodnight. - Oh, yeah.

Go. "We're going to split up."

We will separate.

- Then separate. - It's quite possible.

- How scary! - It's really good.

Get away from me!

Oh, yeah. This is a meal! To have lunch!

Don't tell me this is dinner when it clearly isn't!

That's dinner!

This is a joke!

How rude!

Three days later, eleven states separated from the Union.

At the end of the 19th century and beginning of the 20th century,

polio was one of the diseases most feared in the world,

with outbreaks that killed thousands of people and left others paralyzed,

including the president Franklin D. Roosevelt.

But in the early 1950s,

the American doctor Jonas Salk created The first effective vaccine against polio.

It was revolutionary.

In the following years, Dr. Albert Sabin created an oral vaccine,

cheaper to produce and easier to administer.

And in 1979, polio has been eliminated from the US

thanks to mass vaccination.

I will repeat this:

Thanks to mass vaccination.

Because of his pioneering work,

Jonas Salk saved countless lives around the world

and left his mother very proud of him.

Very, very proud.

Queens, New York

Hello, Evelyn.

Good afternoon, Dora. How are you?

Very well, very well.

Evelyn, I don't know if I already mentioned...

- Here it comes. - ...that my son Jonas

will testify in Congress next week.

Yes, you've already mentioned it several times.

And you know why he Will you testify in Congress?

Yes.

Because he discovered the cure for polio.

Yes, Dora.

My Jonas discovered the cure for polio.

- Found out. - He's brilliant.

- It's true. - Jonas! Jonas!

Come down here and tell Evelyn How did you discover the cure for polio?

I don't have time now, mom. I'm very busy.

- I have a lot of work. - Of course.

Hi, Evelyn, how are you?

- Jonas, it's a pleasure to see you. - It's my pleasure.

- It's great. - Thank you, Jonas.

Now, I need to work.

- I understand. - I'm sorry. Thanks.

Good job!

Work to cure cancer. It's killing people.

He will do it. The cure for cancer.

- Perhaps. - Maybe cancer.

Do you want to know?

I knew since he was little.

- You knew? - That he had an important destiny.

We gave him a chemistry kit.

And, of course, he caused a fire.

Daniel never forgot.

- He was furious. - How funny.

He said, "I don't know What am I going to do with this boy?"

- Of course. - And I said: "Daniel, wait.

One day this boy will make you very proud."

A mother knows things.

And if they don't give the Nobel for him this year,

I'm going to Sweden wring their necks.

- Are you really going? - Until they suffocate to death.

I will kill everyone!

Calm down, Dora. Seriously, leave it alone.

Did you know Jonas didn't win? no penny with this vaccine?

He didn't patent anything. He just wants to serve humanity.

He's a great guy.

I asked myself Why do you still live here?

- but now I understand. - We have wonderful children.

- It's a blessing. - �.

- Yes I know. - It's a blessing.

- How is Timothy? - Thanks for asking, Dora.

- You're welcome. - I know it wasn't easy.

He's doing well.

- Are you at the suit and tie store? - At Robert Hall.

You just got promoted.

Now he is the youngest manager of the company's history.

- How is it? - The youngest manager

of the company's history!

- Oh! Hey, Jonas! Jonas! - Yes, mom.

Timothy manager at Robert Hall.

- I can get you a suit. - It's a great idea.

Isn't it?

And, Jonas, he is the coolest manager young man in the company's history!

- What? - The youngest manager

of the company's history!

This is wonderful. Very good.

Let him get a suit for Congress, Jonas.

I already have suits, Mom. I have several.

Jonas, how many times Are you going to Congress?

I don't need a suit, but thank you. It was kind, Mom.

- It's from Robert Hall. - And they have a tailor there.

I'll think. Can I think?

You won't think about anything. You won't think.

- I'll think about it. - No, it won't. I know you.

- My God. - You won't...

He's busy. They don't like to listen to their mothers.

He doesn't care about clothes. He only cares about humanity.

- Right. - He's healing the world, my boy.

My Jonas. Jonas!

Yes, mom?

- He's healing the world. - I'm doing my best, mom.

You left here, from me.

- I made you. - It's good.

It's going wonderfully.

He is a love, a sweet boy, Dora.

And your Timothy too.

Why do they Did they never become friends?

- Well, Timothy was a sportsman. - Sportsman?

I was going to be a pitcher for the Yankees,

but decided he wanted a simpler life.

- He wants to work at Robert Hall. - That.

He still dates that robust girl

with a weasel face? I saw her weeks ago in front of the house.

She's a lovely girl, Dora.

- Very sweet. - Great.

And, you know, I read that Albert Sabin is launching an oral polio vaccine.

I spit on Sabin. Never again mention that name to me.

Oral vaccine.

That boy up there was in the laboratory

until 2am, everyone days, seven days a week.

This Sabin is a fraud!

- A charlatan. - It's fine.

If you mention his name again, It will be the end of you.

Your end, Evelyn!

There may be more than one!

No! There is only one and it is him!

He's the only one!

This vaccine will kill people.

It will cause a heart attack.

Ah, die quickly, Bobby. What you die a miserable death.

I heard it does the balls shrink.

Please spare me.

You don't understand anything about science.

- I understand more than you. - He's not a doctor.

If it were up to me, none child would take this vaccine.

This goes for measles too.

- Oh, if it were up to you? - Yes!

God save us from some idiot put you in charge.

It's going to be a dark day for humanity, I imagine.

Mom, mom, relax. You don't need to talk to him.

He doesn't know... He doesn't know What are you talking about, Bobby.

You are crazy with these vaccines.

Yes, you're right. We're crazy, Bobby.

- Completely crazy. - We really are.

Thanks to you, everyone has to get vaccinated.

- Just like Nazi Germany, Adolf! - Adolf?

- How is it? - How dare you call my son Adolf?

- Adolf! - Nazi Germany?

How dare you compare my son Is that monster?

- Jonas is saving lives, Bobby. - Hello.

Instead of losing time with vaccines...

Excuse me. Is this 437B 69th Street?

This is 439. I think that you want the house next door.

...the flower usually causes gender confusion.

I'm too smart to drink unpasteurized milk every day.

Drink milk straight from the cow. Straight from the tit.

- Everyone knows that. - Does everyone know this?

And another thing, Spanish flu? It's a biological weapon,

but done so as not to reach Ashkenazi Jews or Chinese.

And the government doesn't want let you know this.

- Yes, it's him. - I ripped off a whale's head

with the chainsaw.

But I put my head against my wall, so I made good use of it.

- Hey, what are you doing? - Let's go.

- Admit him! - What are you doing?

He has worms in his brain.

And a dead bear in the trunk!

I'm going to eat that bear!

- He's sick! - I'm going to eat that bear!

Let's go.

When they're done with him, they can come back for it.

This Jonas is very funny.

Funnier than those comedians.

- What? - Henry Youngman and Milton Berle.

He could have been a comedian, but he chose science.

Chose science because it's Jonas.

It's Jonas!

My Jonas!

Translation: Alysson Navarro

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