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Oh, fucking hell.

Where the hell is she?

Okay, where are they?

Oh, sorry, Keisha. I'm here to pick up my kids for the weekend.

Are you watching them today?

Are you sure it's your weekend?

I'm pretty sure your ex-wife took them out for the day.

God damn, bitch! Did they say when they would be back?

Great. I drive all the way down here and waste my day.

Yeah, don't get me wrong. I like watching your kids and everything, but

she's a piece of work, man.

Are you okay?

Yeah, well, no.

My doctor said I fucked up my back when I was moving all my shit out of here and

we split up. And all this stress, it ain't helping.

Aw, poor thing.

Come inside.

She's not going to show up, is she?

Well, she took the kids out to the theme park. I don't think they're going to be

back until dark.

Good. I'm going to give her a piece of my mind when I see her. Oh!

You need to relax.

Just breathe.

Are you feeling better now?

You know, I watch after a lot of kids that have divorced parents.

And I have to say, you're really good with your kids.

Thanks. It takes a real man to be a father.

You know...

If I had met a good girl like you instead of a witch, things would be

different.

Where's your ass?

Surprised? Found a girl like me.

Am I what you want?

You know what I mean.

But thanks.

Alright,

that's enough.

Come with me.

We gotta work out that king.

Sit. Yeah, it's weird being back in here again.

At least there's not any steamy memories.

Talk about your dead bedrooms.

My ex-wife was a dead fish.

Just relax.

I'm going to make you all better.

Now just relax.

I promise I'll make you feel all better.

Ah, it feels so good.

Good.

Yeah, it's effective.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Ah.

That's just what I needed.

Oh.

Oh yeah.

I don't know what you're doing back there, but it sure does feel good.

Do you want to make a memory of me?

What's it gonna be?

I won't tell your bitchy ex-wife.

Promise.

Oh, my God,

they're amazing.

Oh, they're fresh.

This feels so good.

It feels so good to be doing it.

It's okay?

Yeah? Yeah. You ready?

Huh? Huh?

Oh my god, it's just...

I love that.

Just so good. Just a peep in his throat.

Oh man.

to show you something cool.

Ready?

Oh my god.

It's the night that ends up everything.

Do you like it?

We'll see you in Mexico.

Hey you're back.

Keisha was just keeping me company while we were waiting on you and the kids.