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Stop.

Why, you don't like that?

No, stop it.

I'm busy.

Come on.

You ready to go?

Ready to go where?

You forgot already?

Forgot what? You promised we'd go to Ikea today.

What? Today?

Come on. We were going to go last week and it never happened.

Our place is totally empty. We've been here for a month and we haven't even

gotten a couch.

Are you kidding?

Why can't you just like go and just send me pictures of stuff?

Are you kidding? I have to do all the work?

You're just going to lay here?

We got this place together.

I want to make it cute.

Kate, I want you to understand that if...

We weren't together. Like, I would live in a storage unit, which is, like, hot

in my car.

Okay, well, I'm here now.

And I don't want to be able to have people over.

It's, like, embarrassing.

No, it's not.

Yeah, it is.

All we have is a bed.

There's a desk?

Yeah, not a thing is on the walls.

I mean, like... Why do I have to put something on the walls?

Then you have to, like...

frame them and, like, hang them and put nails in them.

It's so amazing. It's such a party blooper. Oh, Ikea is so big. It's, like,

six stories, and there's, like, a bunch of people there, and it's, like... Huh?

Yeah, and it's, like, smells and sounds, and it's, like, overstimulating.

Oh, my gosh. I don't like it.

Uh-huh. A little negative Nancy.

Babe, that's a good thing. There's so much to choose from.

You know, we'll be able to look around, find the perfect stuff for our place.

You'll get your steps in.

Get my steps in? Yeah.

What does that even mean?

Yeah.

What? Apparently you're supposed to get at least 10,000 steps a day.

Oh, are you? Who says that?

The internet.

What does the internet know?

Um, I mean... I'm going to get my steps in.

Are you calling me fat?

Is that what you're saying?

No. You're not fat, babe. You're saying I'm fat.

You're not fat. I thought you liked the dad bod.

I thought you said you're into the dad bod.

You're not fat.

No.

You're not fat.

Sorry. But I want us to be healthy.

And I want us to have the cutest place.

So. I don't think you're calling me fat.

I'm not. Is that what it is?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I don't know.

Sorry, not everyone. Stop it. I'm going to kick you.

Stop.

Not everyone can go to the gym every day like you.

You know, sometimes it's almost like to take naps and stuff.

Stop it.

Babe, I'm trying to make us better.

We're going to be like, everyone's going to be jealous of our place.

Yeah. Yeah.

So, it's what always happens. I feel like I can't wait.

I feel like.

It always happens.

What are you talking about? You distract me.

And then we never even end up going. This happened last weekend.

I'm not even doing anything.

You're not doing anything. I'm not even touching you.

So I don't know what you're talking about.

Uh-huh.

You're such a tease.

Are you trying to say that this doesn't feel good?

Of course it is.

So what's the problem?

We'll just go after.

I just need, like, five minutes.

Every time, you just take a nap after. Three minutes.

Two, two, and two minutes, 15 seconds. Pinky swear.

Pinky swear. Yeah, I'll just, like, drink some coffee or something. Pinky

swear.

Okay, fine.

Don't like you.

Don't like you.

You promised, babe.

Thank you.

I really think just you and a bed is enough for me, though. I'm just saying.

Okay, fine. We'll go.

We need at least a little loveseat.

A loveseat? A little loveseat. I got some ideas on what we could do with our

loveseat. Yeah?

Yeah. Probably more places to fuck me.

Look, look, look, look, look.