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You've got to be a football hero.

Take a chance. Follow the road now.

You've got to be a football hero.

Take some time. Make those little girls feel fine.

Football, football hero.

Put it out. Put it in. You'll do anything to win.

Football, football hero.

Run young, run wild, just do everything with style.

Girls will love a football hero.

They'll do anything at all just to touch that ball.

So just be a football hero.

Throw a pack, make a run, just go out and have some fun.

Oh, my God.

Screw you, Jane.

Poor kid.

Oh, forget it.

That's it.

Good.

You know, Jenny, I always had this fantasy.

I always wanted to fuck a cheerleader and have her cheer at the same time.

Did you really do it for me, Jenny?

Ustasa, Ustasa, come to the camp with your big kill butter.

Come on.

Come on.

You've got to be a football hero to stand a chance on my game

road.

Got to be a football hero.

Make some time. Make those little girls feel fine.

Football, football hero.

Put it out, put it in. You'll do anything to win.

Football, football hero.

Run young, run a mile. Just do everything with style.

Girls will love a football hero.

They'll do anything at all just to touch that ball.

So just be a football hero.

Throw a pass, make a run, just go out and have some fun.

having a celebrity on campus, but right next to us, shit.

Yeah. Oh.

Hey, wait a minute. What is so bad about having a celebrity here with us?

Because, Jenny, my dear, up until now, you and I have been the most popular,

the most sought after, the most loved girls on campus.

Now we have the so-called star to contend with, and I hate competition.

Do you think you'll like me, Johnny?

Oh, certainly, Miss Fields.

Why wouldn't they?

Everybody loves a star.

I sure hope so.

Anyway, she's a lousy actress and even a worse model. Did you see the last movie

she was in, Paradise Blue?

Yeah, I kind of liked it.

I hated it. Oh, me too, really. Hey, let's pull a prank on her. Like what?

Well, I was thinking... Yeah, yeah.

You know that chick, Marcy the Dyke? Mm-hmm.

She just died!

Hey, if I give

you 50 bucks, will you do something really important for me?

Like what?

Well, you're gonna love it. There's this new girl in school.

Here she comes, that slut. Yeah.

Hey, let's go meet her. Yeah.

No problem.

Thank you.

So what?

if it isn't Brooke Fields, the star.

Oh, Brooke, I've seen all your films. I just love you.

Thanks. Do you guys know where my room is?

Sure. It's down that way.

Just kidding.

Excuse me.

That's okay.

I'm Brooke.

Hi. I'm Marcy.

Hi. Um, you haven't seen my dildo around here, have you?

Dildo? Yeah.

It's like this long and it's about this thick.

No. It's gotta be here somewhere.

Ah! Here it is.

Not much of a room, but I guess home.

Yeah. Well, you know, what do you expect for dormitory anyway?

Would you mind helping me with this?

What do you want?

Well, would you help me put it inside of me?

Inside you?

Yeah.

Well, all right.

Bye. Bye. Bye.

Bye.

Well, that must be Jerry.

Jerry? Sure.

He's my nice, quiet little boyfriend.

You'll like him.

Hi, honey. Hi, Louise.

Don't mind us, honey. We won't make but a peep. Uh, sure.

I love you, Louise.

Your body's like silk in my arms.

Oh, Jerry, you do know how sweet talk me.

Your breasts are like golden mounds of ripe honeydew.

Oh, Jerry.

Oh, no, you don't.

I'm sick and tired, honey. I'm kind of tired.

And psychotics, neurotics, schizophrenics, psychopaths, they are

all crazy. You should stay away from them. They are nuts. It just goes to

show you, if it's not one thing, it's another.

The composition of a typical intercepted enigma message of those days is

indicated in figure three point.

A film is far more than the sum of its component parts.

It is the aesthetic realization of an author in his or her attempt to create a

semiotic reality.

Thus, when we speak of the films of Walt Disney, we're not talking any Mickey

Mouse productions.

What's going on in Lebanon?

What's going on in Honduras do any of you bimbos know of course you don't

Come on, take it down more. Take it down more. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

that's good. All right.

Oh, right there. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Oh,

baby. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Suck it, baby. Come on.

Suck it.

Oh, yeah.

Suck it.

Suck it, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Suck it.

Take it deeper.

Yeah, that's good.

That's it.

Oh, yeah.

Take a really, really deep inhale.

Really deep.

Oh,

yeah.

Yeah.

Uh-huh. Yes.

Yes. Uh-huh. Yeah.

Oh, yes.

What's going on in Lebanon?

What's going on in Honduras?

Do any of you bimbos know? Of course you don't. Take Miss Fields there in the

third row. Does she know?

You boys all hot and sweaty after all that practicing.

I know I am.

All over.

The only problem is I can't wash my own bath.

Could you do it for me?

Come on.

How could you wash my bath?

Come on.

Yeah, let's hit the locker room, Jen. Sounds great.

Who's the matter with her?

Oh, don't mind her. She's just a bitch.

Hi, Miss Fields.

Hi, Beth.

Well, come on, Jane.

What do you want me to do?

A massage.

Oh, okay.

Like this?

Oh, you're so handsome.

So sexy.

And so long.

Give me a chance to hug.

Well,

do you need me to add it?

No.

I want you to give me that first.

Now it's your turn.

Hey, you think Brookfield's gives a good head?

Ah, watch his teeth.

Easy,

easy. Take it easy.

I've only got one cock.

I'd like to keep it if I could.

Suck it. That's it.

Like that.

I know they may seem like assholes, but you've got to learn how to deal with

them. I thought I met that in Hollywood. I thought I wouldn't have to deal with

that anymore.

Or was I ever wrong?

And they're the same here or anywhere else.

How do the guys compare to the ones in Hollywood?

God, if I know, I haven't made it with any of the guys here yet.

No, you don't want to?

Well, yeah.

He would mope around all the time.

Well, no.

Okay, so where do we go to meet the guys?

Okay, we've got to go to the Rapskeller. It's a great pickup joint, and everybody

goes there.

No, I could never do that.

My agent would kill me.

Man, you're horny, aren't you?

Don't you want to get laid?

Don't you want somebody to hug you and hold you and kiss you?

I mean, shit, how's your agent going to find out anyway? You don't know these

guys. They have ways of finding these things out. They have eyes and ears

everywhere, and they could kill my career in a... second.

Ma'am, what is more important, your career or your kite?

I knew

we shouldn't have come here.

Will you relax?

Are you sure this place is safe?

Sure, I think.

Look, Ken, there she is. Who, Tom? Who? Brooke Fields.

Not bad, huh?

Not bad at all. Maybe we should go over and meet her.

She wouldn't want to meet us. She's a star.

I don't think I'm going to meet anyone in this place.

Will you relax?

And even if I do, I wouldn't know what to do with them.

You mean you're a... Well, you've got to start somewhere.

Come on, let's make the move.

What about Ginny and Dana?

Well, what about them? Tom, I can't. I can't. Yes, you can. Besides, those two

girls want us. Can't you tell by the way they're cruising us?

Let's go.

Come on.

Hi,

I'm Tom Rogers, and this is Ken Walker. We're on the football team, and if you

two aren't with anybody or anything, you know, if you wouldn't mind a little

company. No, she wouldn't mind any company at all.

Hardly ever.

She helps me out a little bit after school, you know.

No, I'm not just trying to pick her up, I think.

You are the most beautiful girl I've seen.

I kind of like you.

Why don't you come back to our place with us?

Sure. That'd be great.

I don't know about this.

I'll be very gentle.

It's not that.

What is it? It's because I'm not one of your big Hollywood movie star friends.

even foreplay?

I'm an atheist.

Really?

Take it easy. Take it easy, kid.

I really want to make

love to you.

I'd rather not.

You're such a warm, caring, sensitive person.

Tom! I'm sorry.

I don't want to rush you.

That's all right.

You won't.

Come on.

Come on, baby.

Oh, yeah, take it all.

That's it.

Now run your fingers up and down it.

Come on.

That's it.

Beautiful.

That's it.

Squeeze it.

I don't see them anywhere, do you?

No, I don't think they're in here.

Shit. You want a cigarette?

Yeah, give me one.

We should order a drink.

You want it, don't you?

Make that prick nice and big.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh. Tom.

I'm sorry.

Make that prick nice and big.

Come on.

Come on, baby.

Oh, eat my cock, eat it.

It's not a creature on here, don't you think? Yeah.

Shove it in.

shove it in there.

Come on.

Oh, yeah, take it all.

That's it.

Oh, yeah, just take it all.

I'd really like to make love to you.

Tom and Ken should have been here by now.

I know.

Maybe they're practicing.

Practicing what?

I don't know, football or something.

Yeah, right.

Well, Brooke, what do you like?

Well...

Shop on her day of drive and horseback ride and watch all Clark Gable movies.

Brooke, I mean in bed.

Sleep gently.

You won't kiss me. You won't even let me hold your hand.

Will you stop playing games?

It's no game.

You want it? I know you do. You're just as horny as I am.

Doesn't it make you want to do it?

Is she okay?

Slow down just a little.

Come on.

Come on.

Oh, wait.

Fuck me.

Oh, God.

Come on.

Don't you want to touch it?

Why? I know you want it. You're no virgin.

I like knowing you can take it and leave my car.

You really don't care.

You finally got that. You're so famous, so popular, and you're here watching me

get my dick harder and harder, making it ready to shoot a load of cum.

You're a cold bitch, aren't you?

Your pussy doesn't get hot, does it?

Hey, Mo, have you seen Tom and Ken?

Sure, Dana. They went off with Brookfield and Melissa.

Thanks.

Get out of here. Hey, Dana.

You want to fuck?

You asshole.

Get out of here.

You like sitting here watching guys get horny over you.

You don't get wet.

You don't get horny. And you won't leave the room.

You wish you had it between your legs.

Fuck you.

You really want it, don't you?

Don't you want it?

Well, come on. Give me your hand.

Damn it. Give me your hand.

Reach out. Touch it. Look.

Come on. Give me your hand. Touch it. Damn it. Give me your hand.

I'm going to cum.

Star fucker. Oh, my God. How could you do this to me? Dana, really? It's not

what you think.

Don't you ever talk to me again, you fucking whore.

Gosh, Brooke, I'm really sorry about last night. I just lost control.

Look, you have to come to cheerleading practice with me. I can handle it.

I'd better.

Dan and Judy will be out for blood. And besides, I don't want them to think last

night was all your fault.

Yeah, and they're going to kick me off the team.

Not if I have anything to say about it. I don't think that's going to make much

of a difference.

Look, Brooke, I really appreciate you coming with me, you know?

You're okay.

He's not.

Oh, bitch.

I think he's gay.

He hasn't screwed one girl since he's been at state.

How long has he been here?

Two years.

Hi, Brooke.

Hi, Melissa.

So glad you decided to come here today.

We're all so excited about the big game Saturday.

Kind of makes everything seem worthwhile.

Yeah. Dana, I wanted you to know that we're really sorry about last night.

And I know how you feel about me, but I don't think you should hold that against

Melissa.

Hold it against Melissa?

Why would I hold anything against Melissa?

Brooke, I like you.

I don't understand how you could have ever thought anything differently.

You can consider last night forgotten.

Really?

Sure.

Tom and I are both adults. He doesn't own me any more than I own him. Besides,

one sexual fling doesn't mean anything.

even though it was kind of kinky.

I was thinking of asking Brooke out, but I'm kind of scared.

Hey, take it from me. She's not that great a lady.

Well, maybe she's different. Maybe you're not what she's looking for. Hey,

are you crazy? I'm what every woman's looking for.

Yeah, maybe every woman except Brooke, you know? I think she just wants a

little affection from the right kind of guy.

Hey, bitch, go for it. What the hell you got to lose?

expresses my sentiments, too. In regards to Ken, I mean.

You mean you're not mad?

Not at all.

And just to prove it, we've decided to give Brooke another shot at the

cheerleading squad. You have?

Sure.

Thanks. Well, what do I have to do?

Oh, just a little initiation. A matter of form.

Everybody's got to do it.

Initiation? I didn't have to do that.

Tough shit.

She has to go through the initiation.

Now, if you want to be a cheerleader, you've got to pass this test.

I want you to go in this house, into a room.

There's a woman inside. Her name is Tanya.

I want you to bring me her necklace. What's that stealing?

Don't worry about it.

You'll return it to her.

You've got to get it first.

Where is this necklace?

On her neck.

This is Tanya.

Do you want to eat my snatch?

Huh?

Lick my snatch.

You've been a bad little dog, haven't you?

Huh?

Sniff this.

Lick, lick, lick.

Lick all my old cum. My next trick got that. Right, don't you love it? All that

male cum in your mouth. Eat my snatch.

Harder.

Uh-huh.

Slick my skin. Here. Here. Right there.

No. No. No. No.

Sit. Sit.

Here. Come.

Down.

Right here.

Behave yourself or you'll go back to the damn kennel where you belong.

That's enough cunt for you. Sit there. Sit.

Sit. You want my titty? Come on. You can't suck them yet, but I'll let

you feel them.

Feel my titty. Come here. Come down.

Look real close. But you can't have it.

No. No. Sit there. Look.

Oh, my God.

If you're a good little cunt, I might give it to you.

Suck harder.

Harder. Harder. Open your mouth more.

Suck harder.

Harder. You are like a drug.

Suck. Suck.

Open your mouth wider.

Roll over and line your back like a dog if you are.

Sit in your face.

Snatch. Snatch. Snatch. Snatch. Snatch. Snatch.

Snatch.

Look, faster.

Faster, faster.

Oh,

puppy.

Oh, that's nice.

Right there.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Eat it.

Right there.

That's it.

That's enough pussy for you. Now you're going to fuck me like a little dog if

you are.

Good little doggie. Good little doggie. What's up?

That's your little chest.

That's it.

Harder. Harder.

Harder.

Stop! Stop! Stop!

be a cheerleader.

Come on, let's give her another chance, okay?

Isn't there anything I can do?

Sorry.

Hey, Bookie, hey, how you doing? Bookie, what are you doing here?

Well, I'm doing a little promotion tour here in Capital City, so I thought I'd

drop by your new campus and give you a little more support, you know what I

mean? Geez, I could sure use it.

I thought they were vultures in Hollywood. That was small time.

Excuse me, but aren't you Mike Stromboli?

Star of stage screen, and my favorite...

Mascotoy fantasy?

Oh, mine, too.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah, I like that. You know what I mean?

Mascotoy fantasy.

Hey, how you doing?

How you doing, huh? Great.

Mike,

it's so nice to have a friend. You've made me feel better already.

Yeah, yeah, well, look, look, I'm glad. You know, I figured you might feel a

little down, you know, going through the transition of college and all, you know?

Hey, Brooke, wait up.

Oh, here they come, Fang and Blacktooth.

I think they're sort of cute.

You would!

Brooke! Brooke!

Yeah, oh, Brooke!

Brooke, darling, you're still here.

Are you still interested in joining our cheerleading squad?

Not really.

Sure you are.

It's a miracle, isn't it?

Huh?

I mean, after all, we would just love to have you a member of our team.

I mean, after all, you've worked so hard for it.

What do I ask? to do? Do you want me to go to Mexico now?

Oh, you silly thing. Of course not.

Just let us borrow Mr.

Stromboli for a couple of hours. That's not too much to ask, now is it? Well,

why don't you just ask Mr.

Stromboli? Hey, I'm game.

You don't know Dina and Ginny. I will.

Oh, Mike, let us show you some of our campus sites.

Okay.

I never, never could stop her.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah. It was the first time for everything, you know what I mean?

Hey, Johnny, how about we give him a blowjob he'll never forget?

Yeah.

Hi, Brooke.

Hi, Beth.

Uh, Brooke?

Yes, Beth?

Hey, look, I know you're used to having guys with lines all rehearsed and stuff.

I was never too good at that sort of thing.

Brooke, what I'm trying to say, would you go out with me?

Beth, I'd be delighted.

You would?

Of course.

Brooke? Yes?

Can I ask you a personal question?

Well, maybe.

Is it really true what you say?

You mean that nothing comes between me and my Calvins?

How do we compare with Hollywood women?

No comparison.

You're far, far superior.

Oh, let me have some.

It's gonna start.

Thank you.

Put your face down.

Put your face down.

ever had a boyfriend not really i was always surrounded by so many

photographers newspaper people makeup artists producers directors and actors

sounds pretty rough you know brooke i've been waiting to do this since the day i

saw your very first movie

I know you're more beautiful all screen than I am. You think so?

Yes.

Well, I like you better out of your uniform than in.

Really?

Yes.

Make love to me.

What is so beautiful?

Oh, that's so beautiful.

Oh, it's so bad.

I want you.

I

want

you so bad.

Oh. Oh.

Ruth?

Hmm?

Do you think you could get me a part in your next movie?

Well, it's... Excuse me.

Being a state cheerleader is no easy task.

We force our recruits to endure rigors that would break many students.

But I am proud to announce that our newest cheerleader has passed all of the

tests and requirements.

and has come through with flying colors.

She truly deserves this honor.

May I present you, Brooke Fields, with the honor of State Celebrity

Cheerleader. Thank

you, Dana.

I'm honored.

Well, Brooke, tell us one thing.

Yes? Well, is it true what you say?

Oh, you mean when I say...

Or nothing at all?

And here are the players at State U.

Brooke Fields as herself.

Herschel Savage.

Jody Nicole.

Johnny 19.

Lori Smith.

Dick Howard.

Gene Silver.

Michael Bruce.

Sharon Kane.

Joey Silvera.

David.

Kenny D.

I've been waiting to do this since the day I saw you very personally.

What do I have to do now?

Swim the Gulf of Mexico?

You've got to be a football hero to stand a chance of finding romance.

You've got to be a football hero to make some time. Make those little

girls feel fine.

Football, football hero.

Put it out, put it in. You'll do anything to win.

Football, football hero.

Party on the front of my house. Just do everything with style Girls that love a

football hero They'll do anything at all Just to touch that ball So

just be a football hero Throw a pass, make a run Just go out and have some fun