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Good morning, Alabama!
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'Mornin', Harry!
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I love you! Ain't nothin'
you can do about it!
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♪For once in my life
I have someone who needs me ♪
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Hello, Miss Emily!
I see you got a new walker.
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Well, hello, Mr. Harry!
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♪For once, unafraid
I can go where life leads me...♪
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Bonjour! Aloha! Konnichiwa and whatnot.
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{\an8}Oh, hey! Good mornin', Miss Ella!
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Keep rollin', you old buzzard.
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When was the last time
you washed your car?
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When was the last time
you washed your behind?
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And a lovely day to you, Ella.
And a lovely day to you.
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Can't see. Can't hear. Can't drive!
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I heard that!
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Boy, 'bye.
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Hey, Louis!
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I was gonna ask you
if you wanted your car washed,
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but let's face it,
some vehicles are just too far gone.
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I thought you were here
to audition for my choir.
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I could sew two robes together.
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I am as God and several thousand
strips of bacon make!
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You look like it, too!
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All right, now. Look at that.
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Come on, now,
and get yourself a car wash.
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Hello, Maggie!
You know.
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Whose bike is this?
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All right. Two wheels, want a deal?
Come see me, okay?
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♪For once in my life
I have someone who needs me ♪
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♪Someone who needs me ♪
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♪Hey, yeah!♪
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♪Someone who needs me ♪
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♪Oh, I'm in love, baby!♪
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Finish this for me. I got to go.
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Hello.
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Desiree, please tell me
you're still on the bus.
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Of course I'm still on the bus.
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How are you feeling?
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Oh, you know...
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Remember to set clear boundaries.
Um, stay in your resilient zone.
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And, uh, be present, curious,
and non-judgmental.
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Present, curious, and non-judgmental.
Present, curious, and non-judgmental.
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I got this!
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The last several times
you've said, "I've got this,"
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it turns out... you didn't really have it.
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Okay, yes. You're right.
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Facing your father is very different
than facing a pillow in my office.
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Don't worry. I actually think
I've got this.
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And who knows, maybe he's more open
to change than either of us realizes.
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- ♪Ha! What you see ♪
- ♪What you see ♪
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- ♪Is what you get ♪
- Harry, why don't we have Wi-Fi?
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If we get Wi-Fi, what next?
You want to replace the fax machine?
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I would never do that.
That thing's a classic.
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Saw one just like it
on Antiques Roadshow.
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I'm done working on the Toyota.
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That's going on my resume.
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No, Opal, you're a child.
You're not working, you're interning.
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Right, my bad. I'm done interning
on the Toyota.
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Well, did you intern behind the spokes?
Did you get under the bumper?
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Mr. Harry, this is my first step
towards world domination.
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You really think I'm gonna botch it?
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You'd better be careful,
because if Oprah hears you comin' for her,
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she'll take your little scrawny butt out.
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Oprah? [scoffs] I'm coming for Bezos.
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Well, excuse me.
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Well, hey, before you dominate the world,
why don't you go get cleaned up.
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Your grandma's coming to pick you up soon.
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Got it.
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You've got mail.
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Look at this. The singles in my area
want to meet the hell out of me.
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Mm-hmm. And here's an ad
for some cheap-as-hell toner.
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And...
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Oh, my God...
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Well, dang, how cheap's that toner?
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It's from my son, Desmond.
He's comin' back to Alabama.
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You have a son?
I'm only hearing about this now.
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- We haven't spoken in awhile.
- How long?
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July, August... 23 years.
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- What happened?
- I don't know, I never figured it out.
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He never seemed to be the happiest kid,
but what teenager is?
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I always thought I was like a son to you.
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You're more like
a distant cousin's son.
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I'll take it.
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My son's comin' home.
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Look what I brought home, baby!
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Miguel! One day,
you're gonna pull up in here
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without a recently deceased animal
on your roof.
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Deal with it. I'm a sportsman.
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Eighty-sixin' Bambi from
a safe distance ain't no sport!
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You want to impress me,
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why don't you start taking those suckers
down hand-to-hand.
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You welcoming someone?
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Yeah, my son.
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Hm, well, that's not really
your strong suit.
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Not everybody comes storming up
in this neighborhood
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makin' people remove their bird baths.
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The survey said... it was on my property.
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I took it down.
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Now, when you see these dirty birds
flappin' up around in here,
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that's on you!
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Hello.
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Hey, miss fancy lady! I don't know
what you're trying to sell me,
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but you can just go ahead and leave
your little Watchtower magazine
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'cause this really ain't a good time
right now.
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My son's comin' any minute now.
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Harry...
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Harry? How you know my first name?
What's the suitcase for?
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Dad, I'm your daughter, Desiree.
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Desmond?
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No. No, no, no. [sighs] It's Desiree.
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I've always been Desiree.
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Wow.
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Clearly, we have a lot of
catching up to do.
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May I come in?
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Yeah, come on in.
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I thought you had a son.
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So did I.
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Wow, this place looks...
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exactly the same.
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Well, you know what they say,
if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
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Ooh!
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That's broke. I gotta fix it.
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Oh!
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- You all right?
- Yeah.
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Ain't nobody sit in that chair
for 23 years.
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Oh, my.
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You look just like I remember you.
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Well, I can't say the same thing
about you.
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Definitely not.
But so much better, right?
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You know you coulda given me
a heads-up on this.
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It felt like an awkward thing
to put in an email, you know.
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More awkward than this?
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Good point.
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Yeah, well, let me ask you a question.
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Before you go any further,
is this the kind of question
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only a doctor or my boyfriend
would need to know the answer to?
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Boyfriend. Yeah.
That answers my next question.
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So, where ya been?
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New York City.
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Ooh! They tell me it's so cold up there,
Baskin-Robbins is selling soup.
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You got a job up there?
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I work in the art world.
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That like pictures and sculptures
and whatnot?
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I curate shows for galleries
and whatnot.
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You were always makin' pictures.
We used to put 'em on the fridge.
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Then we ran out of space and
I started puttin' 'em in the refrigerator.
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It was one of the greatest honors
of my life to see one of my watercolors
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underneath half a pound of sliced ham.
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Yeah.
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So, how 'bout you, Dad?
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How are you doing?
I mean, you know, emotionally?
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You know me. As long as cars
and dirt remain a thing,
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hell, I got it made in the shade.
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Thank you for trusting me with that.
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Mm-hm. Where you stayin'?
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I'm staying with Louis.
You remember Louis.
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You don't want to stay with Louis!
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Louis still got that weird-ass cat with
the wandering eyes goin' every which way.
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Why don't you just stay here with me?
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Wow, that's so parental. Thank you.
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Know what? It's good to see you.
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It's good to see you, too.
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I need to get going. I'm supposed
to go meet Louis, actually.
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Well, later on, why don't you and I
have dinner?
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I'll, um, fire up some wings.
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Okay, there's one other thing
I need to tell you.
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And this is hard for me to say.
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Dad, I'm a vegetarian.
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Say what now?! You're what?
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Now, you know you coulda put that
in your email!
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That's some bullshit!
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Meat is murder.
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I'm gonna murder some wings tonight.
Wait 'til you get home.
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Mm-hmm!
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Gonna murder 'em up, gonna get fired up!
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♪Let us march on
To victory ♪
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♪This world ♪
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Tameeka! I swear,
if you don't stop vamping,
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I'm gonna stab you in your eyeball.
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I think we've lifted enough voices
for now.
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Let's call it a day.
Get outta here.
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Oh, my God!
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You sure you just came from Harry's?
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You don't seem, how do I say,
emotionally destroyed.
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It went surprisingly well, actually.
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Oh, my God, his house.
Not a thing has changed.
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It's like "Black to the Future."
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He invited me to have dinner
with him tonight,
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and apparently, I'm staying with him.
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I thought you were staying with me.
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This isn't about my cat, is it?
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I'm sure your cat is lovely, Louis.
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Then why did you unfollow him?
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That cat was becoming my entire feed.
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Meowser plays the piano.
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Everyone can see you moving his paws.
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I do.
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Excuse me. Y'all together?
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Just friends.
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Good. Louis, my niece is in town
this weekend,
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and she is extremely single.
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Oh, well, you know I can't resist
a pretty lady.
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We don't care nothin'
'bout your niece. Girl!
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From what I recall,
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you were all about resisting
all the pretty ladies, all the time.
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I know, I know.
"Come out, live your truth."
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I never said that. Do you, boo.
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So, what happened up there?
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I arranged for a gallery space.
Put every penny I had into fixing it up.
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And then, my funding fell through.
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What was his name?
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- Gavin.
- Gavin would.
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And that son-of-a-bitch did.
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Dang. You're bus broke.
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And you live with your mama broke.
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Oh! She brought jokes with her
from New York!
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And there's more where that came from.
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I heard she was the pastor's mistress
come down from Birmingham
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to make him leave Sandra.
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I heard she's a spy
from the Ebenezer Choir in Atlanta
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trying to sew discontent
between our sopranos.
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Listen, uh-uh, honey.
I heard she was a streetwalker.
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Yeah. And Louis was helping her
find Jesus.
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My behind! Ha!
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You're not gonna believe
what I found down at the Piggly Wiggly.
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Apparently, they can now smash soybeans
into shapes of all kinds of things,
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including wings! So, real wings for me...
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and fake-ass wings for you.
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Fake-ass wings at the Piggly Wiggly.
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Well, I guess some things
do change in this town.
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More than you know. I just heard
Louis befriended a streetwalker.
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And supposedly, Pastor Hughes
has a new mistress.
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A new mistress.
Oh, these pastors, they never change.
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Mm-mm-mm!
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You sure you don't want to try
one of these real ones?
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This chicken's so good,
another chicken will eat this chicken.
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Tempting, but no, thank you.
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Look at us, picking up
right where we left off
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after all these years.
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Well, it will be a process.
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What's gonna be a process?
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You know, unpacking all our stuff.
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Well, you ain't got but one suitcase.
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Okay. Um... My therapist says
that our past and our presents are linked.
245
00:12:23,702 --> 00:12:28,497
Like, with me, I have a pattern of
choosing emotionally unavailable men.
246
00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:32,377
And that is linked to my past
and to, well...
247
00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:37,798
You know, the first...
emotionally unavailable man in my life.
248
00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:40,759
Well, who the hell is he?
Does he live around here?
249
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,180
Do we need to go pay him a visit?
250
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:48,058
Okay. Um...
251
00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:49,268
Let's try something.
252
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:54,523
Are you open to writing a letter to me
as the ten-year-old girl I always was
253
00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:56,734
but you were unable to see?
254
00:12:56,735 --> 00:12:58,194
Say what, now?
255
00:12:58,195 --> 00:13:00,571
Dr. Vera Rishikarara says...
256
00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:02,198
- Doctor who?
- My therapist.
257
00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:04,950
Have y'all been up there
talking about me behind my back?
258
00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:06,702
Maybe I need to write his ass a letter.
259
00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:07,704
She's a she.
260
00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:09,998
Maybe I need to write
her ass a letter.
261
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,917
So, I think I'm just gonna retire
to what I imagine is
262
00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:15,211
my completely unchanged childhood bedroom.
263
00:13:15,212 --> 00:13:18,506
That's where you got it wrong.
I put in a ceiling fan.
264
00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:22,886
I'm totally gonna have to redecorate.
265
00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:57,044
What's on fire?!
266
00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:58,879
Oh! What's on your face?!
267
00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:01,048
It stops me from snoring.
What the hell are you doing?
268
00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:02,508
You're gonna burn my house down.
269
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:05,344
My Lord, look at this!
Go on, get outta here!
270
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:09,723
I'm so sorry. I was burning mugwort
for positive energy.
271
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:12,851
Plus, it still smells very wingy in here.
272
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,020
When was the last time
you changed your frying oil?
273
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:16,397
You never change your frying oil.
274
00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:18,274
Where do you think all the flavor
comes from?
275
00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:21,485
Of course. I made you matcha.
276
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:23,571
It's high in antioxidants.
277
00:14:23,572 --> 00:14:27,032
I'm pro-oxidant.
The only green thing going down my throat
278
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,452
is a shamrock shake from McDonald's.
279
00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:34,915
Oh, by the way,
I got a little something for you.
280
00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:39,044
I wrote that note
to a ten-year-old you.
281
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,629
Oh, my God. You did?
282
00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:42,840
- Yes.
- That's amazing.
283
00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:52,350
Dear Des, I'll be home around six.
There's bologna in the fridge.
284
00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:54,811
What?
285
00:14:56,396 --> 00:15:00,524
It's just that when Dr. Vera Rishikirara
suggested this exercise...
286
00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:03,485
I ain't trying to hear nothin' 'bout no
Dr. Richisushiperlamo.
287
00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:06,947
You disappeared 23 years ago.
288
00:15:06,948 --> 00:15:10,784
Not one call, not nothin'.
289
00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:14,872
And somehow, I get ambushed.
It's hard for me.
290
00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:16,082
Seriously.
291
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,793
Hard for you?
292
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,546
Did you ever think about
why I had to run away?
293
00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:25,924
I thought I did right by you.
I put a roof over your head.
294
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:29,178
I put food on the table.
But I didn't know about all of this.
295
00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:30,346
You knew something.
296
00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:32,014
Why didn't you
just come and talk to me?
297
00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:35,100
Oh, please. Do you remember
what you used to say about Uncle Glenn?
298
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:39,146
I said Uncle Glenn
had a little sugar in his tank.
299
00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:40,522
"Sugar in his tank."
300
00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:44,151
Now, was that kind of talk
supposed to make me feel confident
301
00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:47,196
that you'd understand
what I was going through?
302
00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:48,364
Uh...
303
00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:52,826
What the hell you doin'?
304
00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:54,120
I'm resetting.
305
00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:56,872
My vagus nerve.
306
00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:59,375
And you're resetting
in one of my good chairs.
307
00:15:59,376 --> 00:16:01,335
You're just some kind of mess.
308
00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:06,590
This mess was a feminine child
in South Alabama
309
00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:09,176
who had to run
home from school every day
310
00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:12,012
from kids who wanted to kick her ass.
311
00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:13,681
I hid out in the library.
312
00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:17,393
And Mrs. Phipps was the only
kind face I saw for six years.
313
00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:20,312
And then, you let me go.
314
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:23,023
You were 17 years old.
315
00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:25,484
What the hell you want me to do?!
316
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,111
You were supposed to fight for me!
317
00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:31,407
And you would have if I was the son
you always wanted me to be.
318
00:16:31,408 --> 00:16:34,284
That's just a flat-out lie,
and you know it!
319
00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:37,372
You practically threw a football jersey
at me yesterday when I got here.
320
00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:40,332
Mom would've fought for me.
321
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:43,210
You know the tumor took your mom
away from me, too!
322
00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:45,629
I don't know why I ever thought
that this could work.
323
00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:47,464
I am leaving.
324
00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:49,299
Well, we know you're good at that.
325
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:50,384
Go to hell, Harry!
326
00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:53,679
See ya again in another 23 years, Desmond!
327
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:54,805
Unh!
328
00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:56,391
Stop slammin' that door!
329
00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:01,770
Where's Des now?
330
00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:03,522
I don't know, and I don't care.
331
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,816
I do know he ain't gonna come back here
and rip me a new one
332
00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:08,152
'cause he wants to say yes to the dress!
333
00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:09,486
- She.
- Whatever.
334
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:11,572
Oh, don't do that, man.
Don't "whatever" your kid.
335
00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:13,742
Do I ever tell you your business, Mack?
336
00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:18,036
- Listen, when I was in prison...
- When you were where?!
337
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:21,457
Yeah, it was self-defense.
I did my time, now I'm here.
338
00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:24,418
That two-dollar background check
ain't said nothin' 'bout no prison!
339
00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:28,839
Look, anyway, when my time was up,
and that big door rolled open,
340
00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:30,674
my mama was there waitin' for me,
341
00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:33,594
in that Nissan Pulsar,
smoke shootin' out of the muffler.
342
00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:37,515
She had a hot plate of supper
wrapped in foil waitin' on the dashboard.
343
00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:42,144
If my mama can come and get me
after what I'd done...
344
00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:43,938
maybe this ain't the hill
for you to die on, man.
345
00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:46,356
Got get your kid.
346
00:17:57,786 --> 00:17:59,578
Hey, Miss Ella.
347
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:00,662
What is it, Harry?
348
00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:03,040
I'm lookin' for Desiree.
Have you seen her?
349
00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:05,418
Get your old behind in here.
350
00:18:06,169 --> 00:18:07,878
Mm, cinnamon! What you bakin'?
351
00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:10,339
You go near my oven,
I'll throw you in it.
352
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:11,965
Sit down.
353
00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:13,301
What now?
354
00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:16,845
You messed up, Harry.
355
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:19,515
I know that, Ella.
Why you think I'm over here?
356
00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:23,060
Look, I ain't perfect
and I don't pretend to know it all,
357
00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:24,895
but, honey...
358
00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:28,607
Desiree coming back
and opening up like that?
359
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:31,152
That was a major step.
360
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:35,281
I'm still waitin' for Louis to talk to me,
and we live together.
361
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:39,452
But it's their path to walk. Not ours.
362
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:42,454
You're right, Ella. You're always right.
363
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,206
Shocking!
364
00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:48,252
- Oh, my God!
- What?
365
00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:50,003
We're in your living room, girl!
366
00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:53,423
You took the plastic off the furniture?!
Are you crazy?!
367
00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:54,675
You know where you goin'?
368
00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:56,593
I am goin' straight to hell.
369
00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:58,053
- Straight to hell.
- No detour.
370
00:18:58,054 --> 00:18:59,180
Mm-hmm.
371
00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:03,351
It's time to open the living room up
to some folks, ain't it?
372
00:19:04,519 --> 00:19:06,145
I reckon it is, Ella.
373
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:08,731
I reckon it is.
374
00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:12,818
Well, you better get goin'
if you're gonna catch Desiree.
375
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,611
Louis is taking her to the bus station.
376
00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:18,031
To the bus station? I know durn well
you ain't sittin' here
377
00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:20,033
havin' a leisurely fireside chat with me,
378
00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:23,120
and you know my child is about to leave
forever. What's wrong with you?!
379
00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:24,913
That was an important conversation.
380
00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:27,875
I already heard a bunch of wise shit
from that convict I work with.
381
00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:28,959
Convict?
382
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,919
Yeah! I ain't got time
to explain it right now.
383
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,880
You can't not explain a convict!
384
00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:34,299
You talk too much!
385
00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:37,760
And save me a piece of that pie.
386
00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:40,304
Are you sure you want to leave?
387
00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:43,432
I wouldn't stay for all the fake-ass wings
in the world.
388
00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:45,184
I thought you couldn't afford New York.
389
00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:49,188
You called Gavin, didn't you?
390
00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:52,482
Desiree would.
391
00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:54,235
And she did.
392
00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:57,447
Come here.
393
00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:05,954
A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.
394
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:07,707
Now, you do you, boo.
395
00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:14,421
Alabama ain't big enough
for that walk! Walk, walk, walk!
396
00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:16,965
Wow, ow, ow, ow!
397
00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:30,437
Excuse me. Pardon me.
Excuse me, excuse me.
398
00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:32,314
We got us a rogue Ken at checkpoint.
399
00:20:32,315 --> 00:20:34,316
I repeat, we got a rogue Ken
at checkpoint.
400
00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:36,944
S'cuse me, this is an emergency.
401
00:20:36,945 --> 00:20:37,945
I know that look.
402
00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:39,780
He gonna try to run through here,
ain't he?
403
00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:41,657
- Sir? Sir?
- No, you don't understand.
404
00:20:41,658 --> 00:20:43,825
I don't have it. You don't understand!
405
00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:46,578
You don't understand! My son!
I mean, my daughter! Desiree!
406
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:49,373
My Desiree! Don't leave, don't leave!
Desiree, don't leave!
407
00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:51,041
Don't leave! Don't leave!
408
00:20:51,042 --> 00:20:53,126
Oh, hell to the no.
409
00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:55,337
Desiree, don't leave, don't leave!
Don't leave!
410
00:20:55,338 --> 00:20:57,297
That your daddy?
411
00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:58,548
No comment.
412
00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:05,931
I'm Desiree Slate's daddy!
I'm Desiree Slate's daddy!
413
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:07,557
Don't leave, Desiree!
414
00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:09,685
I'm Desiree Slate's daddy!
415
00:21:09,686 --> 00:21:11,895
Get off of me!
Desiree, don't leave!
416
00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:13,438
What's he doin'?
417
00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:15,065
I'm Desiree Slate's daddy!
418
00:21:15,066 --> 00:21:16,900
He's...
419
00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:18,986
He's fighting for me.
420
00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:20,404
Get away from me!
421
00:21:20,405 --> 00:21:21,697
Hold my earrings.
422
00:21:21,698 --> 00:21:23,198
Do what, honey?
423
00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:24,908
Never mind.
424
00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:28,870
I'm Desiree Slate's daddy!
Get off of me!
425
00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:30,289
Get away from me!
426
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,251
I'm Harry Slate's daughter!
427
00:21:34,252 --> 00:21:35,961
I'm Desiree Slate's daddy!
428
00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:38,046
Stop! I'm Harry Slate's daughter!
429
00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:39,882
- I'm Harry Slate's daughter!
- Get off of me!
430
00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:44,344
I don't understand.
Why did those guards let us go?
431
00:21:44,345 --> 00:21:46,054
'Cause I wash their cars.
432
00:21:46,055 --> 00:21:48,390
Oh, the car wash connection.
433
00:21:48,391 --> 00:21:50,058
- Mack!
- What happened?
434
00:21:50,059 --> 00:21:51,768
Thanks for coming. I went to jail!
435
00:21:51,769 --> 00:21:53,645
Man, that wasn't jail,
that was a time-out.
436
00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:56,064
Desiree, have you met Mack?
He just got out of prison.
437
00:21:56,065 --> 00:21:58,066
- Harry!
- Well, is that or is that not
438
00:21:58,067 --> 00:21:59,609
the most interesting thing about you?
439
00:21:59,610 --> 00:22:00,777
It's not an ice-breaker.
440
00:22:00,778 --> 00:22:03,613
Okay. Mack, here, loves curly fries
and he loves Carrot Top
441
00:22:03,614 --> 00:22:07,659
and he just got out of prison.
How do you like that, Mr. Smarty Pants?
442
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,161
Charmed.
443
00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:12,706
Okay. So, I've only heard bits and pieces.
What's your pronoun sitch?
444
00:22:12,707 --> 00:22:16,376
Oh, I like this one. Is she yours?
445
00:22:16,377 --> 00:22:17,669
I'm her dad.
446
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:20,464
But I'm kinda his guardian.
We take care of each other.
447
00:22:23,301 --> 00:22:24,509
Welcome back, Desiree.
448
00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:26,386
So, you are his guardian.
449
00:22:26,387 --> 00:22:28,890
'Cause he doesn't do
what I tell him to do.
450
00:22:30,475 --> 00:22:34,061
Well, I think your mama would want us
to give it another try.
451
00:22:34,062 --> 00:22:35,479
Together again?
452
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:36,688
Thick as thieves.
453
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:38,857
Now, why would thieves be thick?
454
00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:41,943
Wouldn't that make it harder for thieves
to sneak around and steal and so forth?
455
00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:47,157
How 'bout I crash with you until you
can write ten-year-old me a real letter?
456
00:22:47,158 --> 00:22:48,366
That's fine, that's fine.
457
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,828
But I tell you what,
it ain't crashin' when you're home.
458
00:22:51,829 --> 00:22:52,747
Okay.
459
00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:55,333
I got something for you.
460
00:22:59,003 --> 00:23:01,046
A library card.
461
00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:02,672
Mm-hmm.
462
00:23:02,673 --> 00:23:05,258
Mrs. Phipps, she remembered you.
463
00:23:05,259 --> 00:23:08,763
And it's got your name on it.
464
00:23:10,181 --> 00:23:11,307
Desiree.
465
00:23:12,141 --> 00:23:13,351
Desiree Slate.
466
00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:23,026
Patricia, Des is back,
and he wants to say hello.
467
00:23:23,027 --> 00:23:25,362
She, Dad, it's she.
468
00:23:25,363 --> 00:23:28,615
Mom, that's a free-bee.
Next one I'm chargin' him five bucks.
469
00:23:28,616 --> 00:23:32,369
I'm sorry, okay? It's gonna take me
a minute to get all this stuff together.
470
00:23:32,370 --> 00:23:34,079
You know what?
I'll do anything.
471
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,956
I'll even adjust my vagus nerve.
472
00:23:35,957 --> 00:23:38,834
Your vagus nerve
is too far gone.
473
00:23:38,835 --> 00:23:42,087
Well, um, I'll even drink some of that
nasty-as-hell matchbox tea.
474
00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:44,714
It's matcha. And yeah, it's nasty.
475
00:23:44,715 --> 00:23:47,092
It's not as nasty
as those hippy-dippy wings.
476
00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:51,805
♪For once in my life
I have someone who needs me ♪
477
00:23:51,806 --> 00:23:53,724
♪Someone who needs...♪
478
00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:04,734
{\an8}This season on Clean Slate...
479
00:24:04,735 --> 00:24:07,779
- I heard there was a yard sale.
- Over my dead body.
480
00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:10,198
- I've got rental tables.
- Will they fit over his dead body?
481
00:24:10,199 --> 00:24:12,993
- Where are you goin'?
- I too, am going to church.
482
00:24:12,994 --> 00:24:16,705
- So, what's the plan?
- We gonna have us a food strike.
483
00:24:16,706 --> 00:24:18,206
Fight! Fight!
484
00:24:18,207 --> 00:24:19,207
What's goin' on?
485
00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:21,418
Your uncle just knocked
that wucker flucker out.
486
00:24:21,419 --> 00:24:24,254
Remember, straight strokes.
You don't want to get swirl marks.
487
00:24:24,255 --> 00:24:25,964
Are you calling me bougie? Ah!
488
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- Are you okay, Mr. Harry?
- What'd you do?
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- Take out an ad?
- I'm sorry, people love you.
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