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HUBBELL WILL BORE HER. 13 00:00:32,534 --> 00:00:34,196 Michelle: SHE HAS A DANCE STUDIO IN THE BACK. 14 00:00:34,196 --> 00:00:36,238 HER WHOLE LIFE IS HERE. YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ANY OF THAT. 15 00:00:36,238 --> 00:00:38,670 - SO WE HEARD YOU'RE A DANCER. - I TRAINED AT A.B.T. 16 00:00:38,670 --> 00:00:41,373 - DO YOU LOVE HIM? - I THINK I COULD FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM. 17 00:00:41,373 --> 00:00:43,375 - TRULY, WHAT'S THE MATTER? - HUBBELL. 18 00:00:43,375 --> 00:00:45,146 WE WENT DRIVING 19 00:00:45,146 --> 00:00:46,678 LOOKING FOR THE TWO OF YOU. 20 00:00:46,678 --> 00:00:48,810 IT JUST CAME OUT OF NOWHERE. 21 00:00:48,810 --> 00:00:49,681 I'M SO SORRY. 22 00:01:18,578 --> 00:01:23,112 ♪ IMAGINE NO ONE KNOWS ♪ 23 00:01:25,785 --> 00:01:28,117 ♪ SEEING WHAT THEY CAN'T SEE ♪ 24 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:33,392 ♪ PROJECTOR WRITES THE EPITAPH ♪ 25 00:01:36,455 --> 00:01:38,197 ♪ BIGGER THAN TV ♪ 26 00:01:39,658 --> 00:01:41,130 ♪ FLOWERS UP ♪ 27 00:01:42,601 --> 00:01:44,663 ♪ EVERYTHING BUT NOT ENOUGH ♪ 28 00:01:45,864 --> 00:01:48,637 ♪ FLOWERS UP ♪ 29 00:01:48,637 --> 00:01:51,810 ♪ EVERYTHING BUT NOT ENOUGH ♪ 30 00:01:51,810 --> 00:01:55,213 ♪ LA LA LA LA ♪ 31 00:01:55,213 --> 00:01:58,877 ♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪ 32 00:02:01,879 --> 00:02:04,822 ♪ LA LA LA LA ♪ 33 00:02:04,822 --> 00:02:09,357 ♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪ 34 00:02:11,759 --> 00:02:15,232 ♪ LA LA LA LA ♪ 35 00:02:15,232 --> 00:02:19,636 ♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪ 36 00:02:21,839 --> 00:02:25,302 ♪ LA LA LA LA ♪ 37 00:02:25,302 --> 00:02:29,906 ♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪ 38 00:02:31,778 --> 00:02:34,911 ♪ LA LA LA LA. ♪ 39 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:46,792 ( theme music playing ) 40 00:03:05,740 --> 00:03:07,412 ( cheering, chattering ) 41 00:03:09,814 --> 00:03:10,815 Sasha: I DON'T KNOW. 42 00:03:10,815 --> 00:03:13,288 EITHER PATH IS FRAUGHT WITH PERIL. 43 00:03:13,288 --> 00:03:14,849 I KNOW THAT IF I ASK FOR A CAR 44 00:03:14,849 --> 00:03:16,751 FOR MY BIRTHDAY, I'LL GET IT. 45 00:03:16,751 --> 00:03:17,952 - HOW DO YOU KNOW? - I KNOW. 46 00:03:17,952 --> 00:03:20,294 I WALKED IN ON A REALLY WEIRD FIGHT THEY WERE HAVING 47 00:03:20,294 --> 00:03:22,757 INVOLVING THE GUY WHO DOES OUR LANDSCAPING AND A FONDUE POT. 48 00:03:22,757 --> 00:03:24,328 - WEIRD. - SO WEIRD. 49 00:03:24,328 --> 00:03:26,760 ANYHOW, THE MINUTE THEY SAW ME THEY TOTALLY CLAMMED UP. 50 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:28,232 WHICH TRANSLATES TO BUSTED, 51 00:03:28,232 --> 00:03:29,603 WHICH TRANSLATES TO GUILT, 52 00:03:29,603 --> 00:03:31,365 WHICH TRANSLATES TO BEAMER. 53 00:03:31,365 --> 00:03:32,966 HOWEVER, I KNOW THAT IF I ASK THEM 54 00:03:32,966 --> 00:03:34,768 FOR THE CAR AND THEN I RECEIVE SAID CAR 55 00:03:34,768 --> 00:03:36,440 I'M THEN INDEBTED TO THEM FOR THE CAR, 56 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:37,871 WHICH MEANS THE NEXT TIME ONE OF THEM ASKS, 57 00:03:37,871 --> 00:03:39,843 "DOES THIS OUTFIT MAKE ME LOOK FAT"? 58 00:03:39,843 --> 00:03:41,715 I'M GONNA HAVE TO LOOK. 59 00:03:41,715 --> 00:03:43,747 I DON'T KNOW. HOW BAD IS THE BUS? 60 00:03:43,747 --> 00:03:45,378 ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME? 61 00:03:45,378 --> 00:03:46,850 CAR, BIRTHDAY, FONDUE POT, 62 00:03:46,850 --> 00:03:48,381 AM I FAT, QUANDARY. 63 00:03:48,381 --> 00:03:49,953 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - READING THE PAPER. 64 00:03:49,953 --> 00:03:51,985 - WHO DOES THAT? - I'M GOING TO SEE MY GRANDPA TONIGHT 65 00:03:51,985 --> 00:03:53,786 AND HE LIKES ME TO READ THE PAPER TO HIM. 66 00:03:53,786 --> 00:03:54,857 SO READ IT TO HIM THEN. 67 00:03:54,857 --> 00:03:56,859 I ALWAYS PRE-READ IT 68 00:03:56,859 --> 00:03:58,731 AND CIRCLE THE ARTICLES I THINK HE'LL LIKE 69 00:03:58,731 --> 00:04:01,394 BECAUSE TIME IS AN ISSUE AT HIS AGE AND HE GETS REALLY UPSET 70 00:04:01,394 --> 00:04:03,596 IF HE FALLS ASLEEP BEFORE I GET TO GAIL COLLINS. 71 00:04:03,596 --> 00:04:05,598 THE CLASS IS OUT THERE, LADIES. 72 00:04:05,598 --> 00:04:06,999 FROM OUR BALLET TEACHER. 73 00:04:06,999 --> 00:04:09,001 ANYTHING INVOLVING BATS, HELMETS, RACKETS, 74 00:04:09,001 --> 00:04:11,373 GOAL LINES, SHIN GUARDS, PERSONAL FOULS OR HIGH FIVES 75 00:04:11,373 --> 00:04:13,805 COULD CAUSE INJURY AND JEOPARDIZE OUR DANCE CAREERS. 76 00:04:13,805 --> 00:04:16,848 - BASICALLY ANYTHING THAT HAPPENS OUT THERE IS OUT. - PLUS I HAVE CRAMPS. 77 00:04:18,009 --> 00:04:19,481 WHY DON'T YOU JUST USE AN iPAD? 78 00:04:19,481 --> 00:04:21,613 TRIED TO. HE COULDN'T GRASP THE CONCEPT OF IT. 79 00:04:21,613 --> 00:04:24,015 HE JUST GOT ANGRY AND THOUGHT I WAS MAKING EVERYTHING UP. 80 00:04:24,015 --> 00:04:25,687 UGH, THE OLD. 81 00:04:25,687 --> 00:04:27,288 PROMISE YOU'LL PUT A PILLOW OVER MY FACE 82 00:04:27,288 --> 00:04:28,760 - WHEN I TURN 60? - WILL DO. 83 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:29,921 - DID YOU HEAR? - HEAR WHAT? 84 00:04:29,921 --> 00:04:32,463 GINNY THOMPSON! OH, JEEZ. 85 00:04:32,463 --> 00:04:33,965 - THE ANNOUNCEMENT. - OH, YOU MEAN THE ONE 86 00:04:33,965 --> 00:04:35,966 THAT WENT "BLARSH MENT HUCCKLES FLAUS USHCONMENT"? 87 00:04:35,966 --> 00:04:37,528 - YES, THAT'S THE ONE. - THEN YES, WE HEARD IT. 88 00:04:37,528 --> 00:04:38,699 WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT SAID? 89 00:04:38,699 --> 00:04:40,030 SOMETHING TO DO WITH PINK SLIME? 90 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:42,433 HUBBELL WAS IN A CAR ACCIDENT LAST NIGHT. 91 00:04:42,433 --> 00:04:44,034 - MADAME FANNY'S HUBBELL? - YEP. 92 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:45,375 - BAD? - YEP. 93 00:04:45,375 --> 00:04:47,608 - AND? - AND... HE'S... 94 00:04:49,980 --> 00:04:51,081 WHAT, HE'S WHAT? 95 00:04:51,081 --> 00:04:53,013 - YOU KNOW. - I DON'T KNOW. 96 00:04:55,645 --> 00:04:57,817 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT LOOK MEANS. - MELANIE! 97 00:04:59,389 --> 00:05:01,921 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT LOOK MEANS EITHER. - THINK. 98 00:05:01,921 --> 00:05:03,923 FOCUS. FOLLOW THE INFORMATION 99 00:05:03,923 --> 00:05:05,895 TO ITS OBVIOUS CONCLUSION. 100 00:05:05,895 --> 00:05:08,598 HUBBELL, ACCIDENT, TWO WEIRD LOOKS? 101 00:05:10,900 --> 00:05:13,602 OH. 102 00:05:13,602 --> 00:05:15,434 WOW. 103 00:05:17,066 --> 00:05:18,067 WOW. 104 00:05:29,978 --> 00:05:31,920 - I NEED A TENT. - YOU... 105 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:34,552 I'VE CALLED THREE DIFFERENT TENT COMPANIES, BUT THEY'RE NOT OPEN YET. 106 00:05:34,552 --> 00:05:36,855 YOU'D THINK THERE'D BE ONE 24-HOUR TENT COMPANY 107 00:05:36,855 --> 00:05:38,927 SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD IF FOR NO OTHER REASON, 108 00:05:38,927 --> 00:05:40,028 JUST FOR NOVELTY'S SAKE. 109 00:05:40,028 --> 00:05:41,629 WHAT DO YOU NEED A TENT FOR? 110 00:05:41,629 --> 00:05:43,361 FOR THE MEMORIAL. 111 00:05:43,361 --> 00:05:44,362 THE-- 112 00:05:44,362 --> 00:05:45,833 I DON'T DO FUNERALS. 113 00:05:45,833 --> 00:05:48,035 THERE'S NO CELEBRATION, NO ODE TO LIFE. 114 00:05:48,035 --> 00:05:49,997 LIFE IS EVERYTHING. AND LIFE GOES ON, YOU KNOW. 115 00:05:49,997 --> 00:05:52,399 BUDDHISTS BELIEVE THAT EVERYONE COMES BACK. 116 00:05:52,399 --> 00:05:55,042 DOESN'T THAT FEAT ALONE DESERVE A REALLY GREAT PARTY? 117 00:05:55,042 --> 00:05:56,473 OF COURSE IT DOES. 118 00:05:56,473 --> 00:05:59,046 IT'S GOING TO BE A TRADITIONAL BUDDHIST CEREMONY. 119 00:05:59,046 --> 00:06:01,108 DIGNIFIED, SPIRITUAL, 120 00:06:01,108 --> 00:06:02,109 NOT SAPPY. 121 00:06:02,109 --> 00:06:04,111 WE'LL NEED CANDLES AND INCENSE, 122 00:06:04,111 --> 00:06:06,913 AND A BEAUTIFUL BOOK FOR PEOPLE TO WRITE THEIR THOUGHTS IN. 123 00:06:06,913 --> 00:06:08,715 I THINK IT'S GOING TO RAIN TOMORROW, 124 00:06:08,715 --> 00:06:10,116 SO I'LL HAVE TO HAVE IT ON SUNDAY, 125 00:06:10,116 --> 00:06:12,118 THOUGH I WONDER IF THERE'S A RELIGIOUS CONFLICT 126 00:06:12,118 --> 00:06:13,760 IN HAVING IT ON A SUNDAY. OH WELL. 127 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:15,061 JESUS WILL JUST HAVE TO SHARE. 128 00:06:15,061 --> 00:06:16,863 WELL, HE'S PUT UP WITH WORSE, SO. 129 00:06:16,863 --> 00:06:18,664 OF COURSE WE COULD DO MONDAY IN A PINCH. 130 00:06:18,664 --> 00:06:19,996 - MONDAY? - DO YOU WANT COFFEE? 131 00:06:19,996 --> 00:06:21,727 - I-- - PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BRING FOOD. 132 00:06:21,727 --> 00:06:24,730 CASSEROLES, LASAGNA, HAM. 133 00:06:24,730 --> 00:06:26,402 SOMEONE ALWAYS BRINGS A HAM. 134 00:06:26,402 --> 00:06:27,873 WHAT THEY SHOULD REALLY BRING 135 00:06:27,873 --> 00:06:29,074 IS SOME VALIUM AND A SHRINK. 136 00:06:29,074 --> 00:06:30,075 ( laughs ) 137 00:06:30,075 --> 00:06:31,407 GALLOWS HUMOR. 138 00:06:31,407 --> 00:06:32,478 WE NEED FLOWERS, 139 00:06:32,478 --> 00:06:33,609 TONS OF FLOWERS, 140 00:06:33,609 --> 00:06:36,742 ROSES, TULIPS, PANSIES, VIOLETS. 141 00:06:36,742 --> 00:06:37,843 OH! 142 00:06:37,843 --> 00:06:40,115 LILIES! LILIES EVERYWHERE! 143 00:06:40,115 --> 00:06:42,848 IS IT LILY SEASON HERE? WELL, IT'S LILY SEASON SOMEWHERE. 144 00:06:42,848 --> 00:06:44,889 I NEED TO MAKE A LIST OF GUESTS, 145 00:06:44,889 --> 00:06:46,421 AND WE NEED A BAND. 146 00:06:46,421 --> 00:06:48,653 MAYBE JULIANA CAN PLAY SOMETHING ON THE CELLO. 147 00:06:48,653 --> 00:06:50,455 I WONDER IF IT'S GOING TO RAIN ON MONDAY. 148 00:06:50,455 --> 00:06:52,497 SHE HATES TO PLAY IN THE RAIN. 149 00:06:52,497 --> 00:06:54,098 PLUS, RAIN AND A MEMORIAL 150 00:06:54,098 --> 00:06:55,830 IS SUCH A CLICHED COMBINATION. 151 00:06:55,830 --> 00:06:57,762 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - I DON'T KNOW. 152 00:06:57,762 --> 00:06:59,563 - TIN FOIL! - AAH! 153 00:06:59,563 --> 00:07:01,766 I NEED TIN FOIL AND TOILET PAPER. 154 00:07:01,766 --> 00:07:03,968 OH GOD. ALL THOSE PEOPLE, 155 00:07:03,968 --> 00:07:06,010 ONE GUEST BATHROOM. 156 00:07:06,010 --> 00:07:07,741 DON'T THINK ABOUT IT, FANNY. 157 00:07:07,741 --> 00:07:09,513 JUST LIE BACK AND THINK OF ENGLAND. 158 00:07:39,101 --> 00:07:40,573 I BLAME YOU. 159 00:07:42,875 --> 00:07:43,876 ME TOO. 160 00:07:55,717 --> 00:07:57,589 SENOR DAWSON, 161 00:07:57,589 --> 00:07:59,591 ( speaking Spanish ) 162 00:08:01,523 --> 00:08:04,596 - SORRY. - EN ESPANOL, SENOR DAWSON. 163 00:08:04,596 --> 00:08:06,197 LO SIENTO, SENORA YOCKEY. 164 00:08:15,206 --> 00:08:16,977 EXCUSE ME, MISS YOCKEY? 165 00:08:16,977 --> 00:08:17,978 YES? 166 00:08:17,978 --> 00:08:19,740 EN ESPANOL, SENORA YOCKEY. 167 00:08:19,740 --> 00:08:20,881 - ( sighs ) - ( chuckles ) 168 00:08:20,881 --> 00:08:23,143 ( speaks Spanish ) 169 00:08:25,015 --> 00:08:26,687 WHAT DO YOU NEED? 170 00:08:26,687 --> 00:08:28,248 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE HEARD THE TRAGIC NEWS, 171 00:08:28,248 --> 00:08:30,220 BUT THE SON OF OUR BELOVED BALLET TEACHER, 172 00:08:30,220 --> 00:08:33,123 FANNY FLOWERS, WAS IN A TERRIBLE CAR ACCIDENT LAST NIGHT. 173 00:08:33,123 --> 00:08:35,095 I DID HEAR. I'M SO SORRY. 174 00:08:35,095 --> 00:08:37,557 MADAME FANNY'S BEEN LIKE A SURROGATE MOTHER TO US. 175 00:08:37,557 --> 00:08:38,758 ALL OF US. 176 00:08:38,758 --> 00:08:40,029 ESPECIALLY BOO. 177 00:08:40,029 --> 00:08:41,831 I DON'T KNOW IF SHE'S HEARD. 178 00:08:41,831 --> 00:08:44,303 THE P.A. SYSTEM IN THIS SCHOOL IS SO SUB-PAR. 179 00:08:44,303 --> 00:08:47,837 PUBLIC SCHOOLS-- SAD. 180 00:08:47,837 --> 00:08:49,839 ANYHOW, 181 00:08:49,839 --> 00:08:52,141 I JUST THINK BOO WOULD MAYBE TAKE IT A LITTLE BETTER 182 00:08:52,141 --> 00:08:54,643 IF HER FRIENDS BROKE IT TO HER FIRST. 183 00:08:54,643 --> 00:08:55,674 IF IT'S OKAY. 184 00:08:55,674 --> 00:08:57,146 OH, OF COURSE. 185 00:08:57,146 --> 00:08:58,147 I UNDERSTAND. 186 00:08:58,147 --> 00:09:00,018 BOO? 187 00:09:00,018 --> 00:09:01,019 COME HERE. 188 00:09:01,019 --> 00:09:02,551 BRING YOUR THINGS. 189 00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:13,932 - COME ON, BOO. - WHAT'S GOING ON? 190 00:09:13,932 --> 00:09:15,263 WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT? 191 00:09:17,335 --> 00:09:19,167 - DID YOU HEAR? - HEAR WHAT? 192 00:09:19,167 --> 00:09:20,868 HUBBELL WAS IN A CAR ACCIDENT LAST NIGHT 193 00:09:20,868 --> 00:09:22,670 - AND... - AND HE'S WHAT? 194 00:09:22,670 --> 00:09:24,201 SEE, SHE DOESN'T GET THE LOOK EITHER. 195 00:09:24,201 --> 00:09:26,604 HE'S... 196 00:09:26,604 --> 00:09:28,005 OH MY GOD. HE'S DEAD? 197 00:09:28,005 --> 00:09:30,608 OH, COME ON! I JUST GAVE YOU THAT EXACT SAME LOOK. 198 00:09:30,608 --> 00:09:31,609 THIS IS TERRIBLE. 199 00:09:31,609 --> 00:09:33,080 I KNOW IT IS. SO BAD. 200 00:09:33,080 --> 00:09:34,151 LET'S GO. 201 00:09:34,151 --> 00:09:35,082 - WHERE? - BUS STOP. 202 00:09:35,082 --> 00:09:36,083 - WHAT? - SHH. 203 00:09:36,083 --> 00:09:37,714 - KEEP WALKING. - WE CAN'T. 204 00:09:37,714 --> 00:09:39,216 "VENGEANCE WALKING"'S AT 12:00 AND 2:30. 205 00:09:39,216 --> 00:09:41,088 - WE'RE GOING TO A MOVIE? - EVERYONE GRIEVES 206 00:09:41,088 --> 00:09:42,759 IN THEIR OWN WAY. HEAD DOWN, LOOK SAD. 207 00:09:42,759 --> 00:09:44,090 - POPCORN'S ON ME. - I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 208 00:09:44,090 --> 00:09:45,161 I GAVE HER THE EXACT SAME LOOK. 209 00:09:45,161 --> 00:09:47,163 YOU HAVE OTHER GIFTS. GO. 210 00:09:49,696 --> 00:09:52,168 Fanny: WELL, I AM PLANNING A MEMORIAL SERVICE. 211 00:09:53,970 --> 00:09:55,231 FOR TOMORROW, HOPEFULLY. 212 00:09:57,633 --> 00:09:58,935 I UNDERSTAND THAT, BUT-- 213 00:10:03,809 --> 00:10:06,041 IS THERE ANY OTHER COLOR I CAN GET IT IN? 214 00:10:08,714 --> 00:10:10,946 FINE. GOODBYE. WELL, IT'S OFFICIAL. 215 00:10:10,946 --> 00:10:13,388 THE PEOPLE IN THE TENT-RENTAL INDUSTRY ARE VERY UNPLEASANT. 216 00:10:13,388 --> 00:10:15,190 THE ONLY COMPANY 217 00:10:15,190 --> 00:10:17,723 THAT CAN GET ME A TENT TO HOLD 100 PEOPLE BY SUNDAY 218 00:10:17,723 --> 00:10:20,655 SAID ALL OF THEIR TENTS ARE WHITE CANVAS. 219 00:10:20,655 --> 00:10:22,057 WHITE CANVAS. 220 00:10:22,057 --> 00:10:24,129 NO ONE IN THE WORLD WANTED PINK OR BLUE? 221 00:10:24,129 --> 00:10:26,060 I ASKED THEM HOW MUCH TO DYE A TENT 222 00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:28,102 AND THEY LAUGHED AT ME. LIKE I'M ELLEN. 223 00:10:28,102 --> 00:10:29,334 YOU HAVE 100 PEOPLE COMING? 224 00:10:29,334 --> 00:10:31,265 MORE. I WENT OVER THE INVITE LIST 225 00:10:31,265 --> 00:10:33,267 AND REALIZED I FORGOT TO INVITE THE GARDEN CLUB. 226 00:10:33,267 --> 00:10:35,139 WHO DO YOU KNOW IN THE GARDEN CLUB? 227 00:10:35,139 --> 00:10:37,411 I'M INVITING MOST OF THE TOWN AND THEY ARE IN THE TOWN, 228 00:10:37,411 --> 00:10:40,074 SO THAT BRINGS THE HEAD COUNT UP BY 20. 229 00:10:40,074 --> 00:10:42,146 MAYBE I SHOULD FORGET A TENT AND THINK ABOUT A THEATER. 230 00:10:42,146 --> 00:10:43,747 I'LL PUT THAT ON THE POSSIBLE LIST. 231 00:10:43,747 --> 00:10:45,679 OH, HERE. I PRINTED UP A LIST 232 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:48,222 OF BUDDHIST MEMORIAL TRADITIONS OFF THE INTERNET. 233 00:10:48,222 --> 00:10:50,224 THERE ARE SOME CHANTS YOU SHOULD LEARN. 234 00:10:50,224 --> 00:10:51,825 AH. FINALLY A CHANCE TO USE 235 00:10:51,825 --> 00:10:53,086 MY HIGH SCHOOL TIBETAN. 236 00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:54,788 I REMEMBER YEARS AGO 237 00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:57,891 WHEN THE HUSBAND OF A FRIEND OF MINE DIED. 238 00:10:57,891 --> 00:10:59,362 MY ENTIRE WICCAN GROUP 239 00:10:59,362 --> 00:11:01,965 WENT DOWN TO THE OCEAN AT MIDNIGHT 240 00:11:01,965 --> 00:11:03,436 SANG A SONG, 241 00:11:03,436 --> 00:11:05,198 THREW OUR CLOTHES OFF, 242 00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:06,699 JOINED HANDS 243 00:11:06,699 --> 00:11:09,902 AND RAN INTO THE SEA. 244 00:11:09,902 --> 00:11:12,905 IT WAS REALLY BEAUTIFUL. 245 00:11:13,976 --> 00:11:15,207 THERE WILL BE KIDS THERE. 246 00:11:15,207 --> 00:11:17,179 THEY CAN WEAR FLOATIES. 247 00:11:18,110 --> 00:11:19,882 YOU WERE IN A WICCAN GROUP? 248 00:11:19,882 --> 00:11:21,714 WELL, I WAS LIVING IN VANCOUVER. 249 00:11:21,714 --> 00:11:23,315 I DIDN'T SKI, SO. 250 00:11:23,315 --> 00:11:25,387 TRADITIONALLY, EVERYONE SHOULD WEAR 251 00:11:25,387 --> 00:11:27,419 WHITE ROBES AND HEADBANDS. 252 00:11:27,419 --> 00:11:29,061 WE'LL LOOK LIKE A CULT. 253 00:11:29,061 --> 00:11:30,122 OR A KARATE CLASS. 254 00:11:30,122 --> 00:11:32,063 MAYBE INSTEAD OF HEADBANDS, 255 00:11:32,063 --> 00:11:33,395 EVERYONE COULD WEAR A SCARF? 256 00:11:33,395 --> 00:11:34,466 OR A CAPE. 257 00:11:34,466 --> 00:11:35,727 I LOVE CAPES. 258 00:11:35,727 --> 00:11:37,268 WHO DOESN'T LOVE A CAPE? 259 00:11:37,268 --> 00:11:38,399 WHERE ARE WE GONNA GET ALL THOSE CAPES? 260 00:11:38,399 --> 00:11:40,201 WE CAN CUT UP THAT TENT. 261 00:12:58,806 --> 00:13:01,279 ( girls chattering ) 262 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:20,497 - Sasha: BOO! - WE'RE LATE! 263 00:13:20,497 --> 00:13:21,568 WE'RE NOT THAT LATE. 264 00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:23,900 20 MINUTES. WE ARE 20 MINUTES LATE. 265 00:13:23,900 --> 00:13:25,031 OW! SIDE CRAMP. 266 00:13:25,031 --> 00:13:26,032 ROCK IN SHOE. 267 00:13:26,032 --> 00:13:27,303 CAN'T BREATHE. BREATHING BAD. 268 00:13:27,303 --> 00:13:29,375 SLOW DOWN, YOU'RE KILLING YOUR FRIENDS. 269 00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:30,837 YOU DON'T WANT ME TO RUN TO CLASS, 270 00:13:30,837 --> 00:13:32,238 NEXT TIME TELL ME THE REAL TIME. 271 00:13:32,238 --> 00:13:34,580 - I DID! - YOU SAID IT WAS 2:00. IT WAS NOT 2:00! 272 00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:35,581 IT LOOKED LIKE 2:00. 273 00:13:35,581 --> 00:13:37,113 SPOTS. SEEING SPOTS. 274 00:13:37,113 --> 00:13:38,384 IT HAD NOT BEEN 2:00 FOR AN HOUR! 275 00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:39,845 OH, I THINK I'M GONNA BARF! 276 00:13:39,845 --> 00:13:40,846 NO YOU WON'T! 277 00:13:40,846 --> 00:13:42,248 NOT UNTIL WE GET INSIDE. 278 00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:45,921 - SHE'S NOT EVEN HERE. - SHE'S NOT?! 279 00:13:45,921 --> 00:13:48,524 - I TOLD YOU SHE WOULDN'T TEACH TODAY. - THE DAY IS NOT OVER YET. 280 00:13:48,524 --> 00:13:50,325 - OH, BROTHER. - WE'RE GOING TO HELL. 281 00:13:50,325 --> 00:13:53,198 - ALL OF US. - AS LONG AS I DON'T HAVE TO RUN THERE. 282 00:13:53,198 --> 00:13:55,400 MADAME FANNY'S SON DIES AND WHAT DO WE DO? 283 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:57,602 WE WATCH MARK WAHLBERG BLOW UP FRANCE 284 00:13:57,602 --> 00:13:59,834 - FOR TWO AND A HALF HOURS. - IT WAS A LONG MOVIE. 285 00:13:59,834 --> 00:14:02,537 - NOT MY POINT, MELANIE. - CALM DOWN. 286 00:14:02,537 --> 00:14:05,470 WHAT ABOUT A MARK WAHLBERG MOVIE SAYS "SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS"? 287 00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:07,011 NOTHING. WE SUCK. 288 00:14:07,011 --> 00:14:09,273 YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK. 289 00:14:09,273 --> 00:14:10,845 I SUCK. WE ALL SUCK. 290 00:14:10,845 --> 00:14:12,376 BUT TELL ME HOW YOU REALLY FEEL? 291 00:14:12,376 --> 00:14:15,319 - WE SUCK AND WE'RE GOING TO HELL. - WAKE UP, BOO! 292 00:14:15,319 --> 00:14:16,480 WE LIVE IN HELL. 293 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:18,923 THE WORST THAT CAN HAPPEN IS WE GO TO CARPINTERIA. 294 00:14:18,923 --> 00:14:21,155 I'M GETTING DRESSED OVER THERE. 295 00:14:21,155 --> 00:14:22,486 DO NOT FOLLOW ME. 296 00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:25,959 BOO. 297 00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:28,962 YOUR DANCE SPACE. 298 00:14:28,962 --> 00:14:30,293 MY DANCE SPACE. 299 00:14:39,943 --> 00:14:41,604 ANY WORD FROM MADAME FANNY? 300 00:14:41,604 --> 00:14:43,346 NOPE. NOTHING. 301 00:14:43,346 --> 00:14:45,108 SHE'S NOT GONNA TEACH TODAY. 302 00:14:45,108 --> 00:14:46,449 I WOULDN'T WANT TO TEACH EITHER. 303 00:14:46,449 --> 00:14:47,950 IT'S SO WEIRD, ISN'T IT? 304 00:14:47,950 --> 00:14:49,011 YESTERDAY HE WAS HERE, 305 00:14:49,011 --> 00:14:50,182 AND TODAY HE'S NOT. 306 00:14:50,182 --> 00:14:52,655 WELL, I HEARD THEY FOUND HIS SHOE 30 FEET AWAY. 307 00:14:52,655 --> 00:14:54,316 I HEARD THEY STILL HAVEN'T FOUND HIS FACE. 308 00:14:54,316 --> 00:14:55,488 HORRIBLE. 309 00:14:55,488 --> 00:14:56,619 WE'RE HORRIBLE. 310 00:14:56,619 --> 00:14:58,160 EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM IS HORRIBLE. 311 00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:00,162 I HEARD THEY HAD JUST HAD SEX RIGHT BEFORE 312 00:15:00,162 --> 00:15:02,194 HE WENT OUT AND... 313 00:15:02,194 --> 00:15:04,967 - GIVE IT UP, MEL. - CRAP. 314 00:15:04,967 --> 00:15:07,499 I WONDER IF THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME THEY'D EVER HAD SEX. 315 00:15:07,499 --> 00:15:09,971 I WONDER IF THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME HE'D EVER HAD SEX. 316 00:15:09,971 --> 00:15:12,173 - THAT'S PROBABLY WHAT KILLED HIM. - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 317 00:15:12,173 --> 00:15:14,035 OKAY, YOU'RE A VIRGIN FOR 75 YEARS 318 00:15:14,035 --> 00:15:15,977 AND THEN THE FIRST TIME YOU HAVE SEX, 319 00:15:15,977 --> 00:15:17,609 YOU DO IT WITH A LAS VEGAS SHOWGIRL? 320 00:15:17,609 --> 00:15:19,180 HE COULDN'T HANDLE IT. 321 00:15:19,180 --> 00:15:20,441 DUDE DROVE RIGHT INTO A TREE. 322 00:15:20,441 --> 00:15:22,243 IF AN ASTEROID HIT THIS PLACE RIGHT NOW, 323 00:15:22,243 --> 00:15:24,085 WE ABSOLUTELY HAD IT COMING. 324 00:15:24,085 --> 00:15:26,317 WHEN MY GRANDMOTHER DIED, HER SPIRIT HAUNTED OUR CAR. 325 00:15:26,317 --> 00:15:27,388 - WHAT? - YEP. 326 00:15:27,388 --> 00:15:29,250 SUDDENLY, THE DAY AFTER THE FUNERAL, 327 00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:31,652 YOU COULDN'T START IT IS SOMEONE WAS SITTING IN THE PASSENGER SEAT. 328 00:15:31,652 --> 00:15:34,255 - GRANDMA REALLY LIKED HER PASSENGER SEAT. - WHAT DID YOU DO? 329 00:15:34,255 --> 00:15:37,357 - WE SOLD THE CAR. - YOU SOLD YOUR GRANDMOTHER? 330 00:15:37,357 --> 00:15:40,060 - AND BOUGHT A SKI-DOO. - LIGHTNING HIT OUR POOL THREE YEARS AGO. 331 00:15:40,060 --> 00:15:41,702 - WHO DIED? - NO ONE. 332 00:15:41,702 --> 00:15:44,304 WE'RE TALKING DEATH, MELANIE. STAY ON TOPIC. 333 00:15:44,304 --> 00:15:46,336 NOT ENOUGH "HAIL MARY"S IN THE WORLD. 334 00:15:48,068 --> 00:15:50,210 I FEEL LIKE WE'RE MISSING SOMETHING SPECIAL. 335 00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:51,311 SOMETHING WITH FLAIR. 336 00:15:51,311 --> 00:15:53,473 ( cellphone rings ) 337 00:15:53,473 --> 00:15:54,544 HELLO? 338 00:15:54,544 --> 00:15:56,276 YES. 339 00:15:56,276 --> 00:15:58,478 I'M LOOKING TO HAVE COCKTAIL NAPKINS MADE 340 00:15:58,478 --> 00:16:00,449 WITH THE DALAI LAMA'S FACE ON THEM. 341 00:16:00,449 --> 00:16:03,222 DOES HE EVER NOT WEAR GLASSES? 342 00:16:04,223 --> 00:16:06,185 OKAY, SHE'S ACTING CRAZY, RIGHT? 343 00:16:06,185 --> 00:16:08,227 I DON'T KNOW. COMPARED TO WHAT? 344 00:16:08,227 --> 00:16:09,558 NOT YOU, HONEY. 345 00:16:09,558 --> 00:16:12,091 OH. THEN MAYBE. 346 00:16:12,091 --> 00:16:13,992 SHE'S IN SHOCK. SHE'S IN PAIN. 347 00:16:13,992 --> 00:16:15,464 SHE HASN'T TALKED ABOUT ANYTHING 348 00:16:15,464 --> 00:16:17,035 BUT PLANNING THIS MEMORIAL 349 00:16:17,035 --> 00:16:18,467 SINCE THE ACCIDENT HAPPENED. 350 00:16:18,467 --> 00:16:20,298 WHEN I PICKED HER UP FROM THE POLICE STATION 351 00:16:20,298 --> 00:16:22,370 SHE WAS WONDERING IF AN EVITE WAS TOO INFORMAL. 352 00:16:22,370 --> 00:16:23,471 IT'S DENIAL. 353 00:16:23,471 --> 00:16:25,103 THE SEVEN STEPS. 354 00:16:25,103 --> 00:16:26,544 DALAI LAMA COCKTAIL NAPKINS. 355 00:16:26,544 --> 00:16:29,577 YOU GO THROUGH A LOT OF NAPKINS AT THOSE THINGS. 356 00:16:29,577 --> 00:16:32,310 WELL, THAT'S BASICALLY DONE. 357 00:16:32,310 --> 00:16:35,283 THEY JUST HAVE TO WIRE TIBET FOR PERMISSION TO USE HIS LIKENESS. 358 00:16:35,283 --> 00:16:36,454 SO WHERE WERE WE? 359 00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:39,056 - AH! ICE CREAM TRUCK. - HEY. 360 00:16:39,056 --> 00:16:40,388 I JUST WENT OUT AND GOT SOME BAGELS 361 00:16:40,388 --> 00:16:41,489 IF ANYONE'S HUNGRY. 362 00:16:41,489 --> 00:16:43,120 NO ONE EATS CARBS ANYMORE. 363 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:44,361 OH, OKAY. 364 00:16:44,361 --> 00:16:45,522 WELL, THEY'RE STALE. 365 00:16:45,522 --> 00:16:48,465 IF THAT HELPS AT ALL. YOU KNOW, ALL THAT CHEWING. 366 00:16:48,465 --> 00:16:50,327 HELPS BURN SOME EXTRA CALORIES. 367 00:16:52,329 --> 00:16:54,071 IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO? 368 00:16:54,071 --> 00:16:55,072 NOPE. 369 00:17:00,337 --> 00:17:01,438 SO... 370 00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:03,209 SHE'S STILL HERE. 371 00:17:03,209 --> 00:17:04,340 WONDER WHY. 372 00:17:04,340 --> 00:17:07,143 - IT JUST HAPPENED, VI. - I KNOW. 373 00:17:07,143 --> 00:17:09,285 BUT SHE REALLY DIDN'T KNOW HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE. 374 00:17:09,285 --> 00:17:11,117 THERE'S NOTHING HERE FOR HER NOW. 375 00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:13,419 SHE'S AWFULLY TALL, ISN'T SHE? 376 00:17:13,419 --> 00:17:15,691 - WAS SHE EVER A MAN? - WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? 377 00:17:15,691 --> 00:17:18,094 I DON'T KNOW, I JUST THINK THE TOWN COULD USE 378 00:17:18,094 --> 00:17:19,325 A WOMAN WHO USED TO BE A MAN, 379 00:17:19,325 --> 00:17:21,056 TO GO WITH THE REPUBLICAN 380 00:17:21,056 --> 00:17:23,329 AND THE LIZA MINNELLI IMPERSONATOR. 381 00:17:23,329 --> 00:17:25,461 ( cellphone rings ) 382 00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:26,802 HELLO? 383 00:17:26,802 --> 00:17:29,434 OH, IT'S THE MONK. 384 00:17:29,434 --> 00:17:31,366 YES, YOUR HOLINESS. 385 00:17:31,366 --> 00:17:32,637 THANK YOU FOR CALLING ME BACK. 386 00:17:37,512 --> 00:17:39,374 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - CLEANING UP. 387 00:17:39,374 --> 00:17:40,815 I'M CLEANING UP. SOMEONE SHOULD CLEAN UP. 388 00:17:40,815 --> 00:17:42,247 I COULD CLEAN UP. 389 00:17:42,247 --> 00:17:44,479 WELL, THERE'S NO POINT NOW. IT'S ALMOST DONE. 390 00:17:44,479 --> 00:17:46,321 - IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I CAN DO? - NO. 391 00:17:47,722 --> 00:17:49,684 I DIDN'T THINK ANYONE ATE CARBS ANYMORE. 392 00:17:49,684 --> 00:17:51,325 YEAH, WELL, 393 00:17:51,325 --> 00:17:53,658 I'M THINKING OF SINGLEHANDEDLY BRINGING THEM BACK. 394 00:17:53,658 --> 00:17:55,760 YOU KNOW, ALONG WITH SMOKING, LEAD PAINT, 395 00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:57,391 THALIDOMIDE, SLIP 'N SLIDE. 396 00:17:59,433 --> 00:18:00,794 PICTURING MY FACE UNDER THERE? 397 00:18:00,794 --> 00:18:02,396 - ( door opens ) - I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 398 00:18:02,396 --> 00:18:04,398 NO, LITERALLY I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 399 00:18:04,398 --> 00:18:07,341 COULD YOU PUT THE INTERPRETER BACK ON. 400 00:18:07,341 --> 00:18:09,403 OH, THANK GOD, YES. 401 00:18:09,403 --> 00:18:11,174 AS I WAS TRYING TO TELL THE LAMA 402 00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:12,576 WHILE I'M VERY GRATEFUL HE AGREED 403 00:18:12,576 --> 00:18:13,747 TO PRAY FOR HUBBELL, 404 00:18:13,747 --> 00:18:16,409 I WAS ACTUALLY HOPING HE WOULD DO IT HERE. 405 00:18:16,409 --> 00:18:18,351 AT THE MEMORIAL ON MONDAY. 406 00:18:18,351 --> 00:18:20,683 OR TUESDAY. WE'RE FLEXIBLE ABOUT THE DAY. 407 00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:22,285 COULD YOU ASK HIM AGAIN? 408 00:18:22,285 --> 00:18:24,217 BECAUSE I ALREADY HAVE A MONK IN IRELAND 409 00:18:24,217 --> 00:18:25,618 WHO SAID HE'D PRAY FROM THERE. 410 00:18:25,618 --> 00:18:27,490 BUT I WAS REALLY LOOKING FOR SOMEONE 411 00:18:27,490 --> 00:18:30,222 TO REPRESENT, AS THE KIDS SAY. 412 00:18:30,222 --> 00:18:32,825 WHAT IF I THROW IN A TRIP TO DISNEYLAND? 413 00:18:32,825 --> 00:18:35,197 DOES HE HAVE A FRIEND WHO'S NOT BUSY CHANTING 414 00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:37,369 FOR THE JAPANESE PEOPLE? 415 00:18:37,369 --> 00:18:39,531 ALL RIGHT. THANKS ANYWAY. 416 00:18:39,531 --> 00:18:41,673 WHAT IS IT ABOUT THESE MONKS? 417 00:18:41,673 --> 00:18:43,375 HOW HARD IS IT TO GET ON A PLANE? 418 00:18:43,375 --> 00:18:45,177 WELL, AT LEAST HE SAID HE'D PRAY FOR HIM. 419 00:18:45,177 --> 00:18:46,778 - THAT'S NICE. - HE CAN SAY ANYTHING HE WANTS. 420 00:18:46,778 --> 00:18:49,381 HE'S ON ANOTHER CONTINENT. HOW DO I KNOW HE'S REALLY DOING IT? 421 00:18:49,381 --> 00:18:51,212 - WELL, HE IS A MONK. - SO? 422 00:18:51,212 --> 00:18:53,314 SO HE'S A MONK. 423 00:18:53,314 --> 00:18:55,517 THEIR TO-DO LIST BASICALLY CONSISTS OF 424 00:18:55,517 --> 00:18:56,848 "PRAY" AND... 425 00:18:56,848 --> 00:18:58,149 YOU KNOW, "PRAY." 426 00:18:58,149 --> 00:19:00,721 I TAKE MY SPIRITUALITY VERY SERIOUSLY. 427 00:19:00,721 --> 00:19:03,294 IF I DON'T SEE IT WITH MY OWN EYES, I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 428 00:19:03,294 --> 00:19:04,295 AMEN. 429 00:19:05,526 --> 00:19:07,458 I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S GONE. 430 00:19:07,458 --> 00:19:09,730 - OH, TRULY. - I'M SORRY. 431 00:19:09,730 --> 00:19:12,132 DON'T BE SORRY. 432 00:19:12,132 --> 00:19:13,364 YOU LOVED HIM. 433 00:19:13,364 --> 00:19:15,335 WELL, I DID. I DID LOVE HIM. 434 00:19:15,335 --> 00:19:16,537 YOU TWO WERE MAGIC TOGETHER. 435 00:19:16,537 --> 00:19:18,468 SOULMATES. 436 00:19:18,468 --> 00:19:19,539 WHEN YOU WOULD MAKE PIES-- 437 00:19:19,539 --> 00:19:22,472 WELL, HE MADE PIES. I JUST ATE THEM. 438 00:19:22,472 --> 00:19:23,573 THEY WERE SO GOOD. 439 00:19:23,573 --> 00:19:25,475 JUST BE HAPPY YOU FOUND EACH OTHER. 440 00:19:25,475 --> 00:19:28,348 AND KNOW THAT NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU, 441 00:19:28,348 --> 00:19:29,749 HE LOVED YOU WITH ALL HIS HEART. 442 00:19:29,749 --> 00:19:31,581 REALLY? RIGHT HERE. 443 00:19:31,581 --> 00:19:33,152 TRUE LOVE NEVER DIES. 444 00:19:33,152 --> 00:19:34,684 IT JUST TAKES A BREAK FOR A WHILE. 445 00:19:34,684 --> 00:19:36,886 OKAY. ANYONE NEED SOME HELP? 446 00:19:36,886 --> 00:19:39,388 NO? GREAT. GOING FOR A WALK. 447 00:19:39,388 --> 00:19:41,290 Truly: I THOUGHT WE WOULD GET MARRIED. 448 00:19:41,290 --> 00:19:43,262 I JUST WANTED TO CALL YOU MOM. 449 00:19:43,262 --> 00:19:44,693 OH, HONEY. 450 00:19:44,693 --> 00:19:47,566 YOU DON'T NEED A RING TO CALL ME MOM. 451 00:19:47,566 --> 00:19:48,697 OH MY GOD! 452 00:20:09,717 --> 00:20:10,718 HEY. 453 00:20:10,718 --> 00:20:11,719 HEY. 454 00:20:11,719 --> 00:20:12,790 YOU TAKING A WALK? 455 00:20:15,323 --> 00:20:16,594 I GUESS. 456 00:20:16,594 --> 00:20:18,265 YOU WANT TO WALK MY DOG? 457 00:20:33,740 --> 00:20:35,342 ( cellphone ringing ) 458 00:20:41,217 --> 00:20:42,889 ( beeps ) 459 00:20:45,351 --> 00:20:46,823 Talia: Oh, finally! 460 00:20:46,823 --> 00:20:47,894 HI, TALIA. 461 00:20:47,894 --> 00:20:49,495 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WAITED SO LONG 462 00:20:49,495 --> 00:20:51,427 TO CALL ME. COME ON, I'M DYING. 463 00:20:51,427 --> 00:20:52,558 TELL ME EVERYTHING. 464 00:20:52,558 --> 00:20:54,300 UH... 465 00:20:54,300 --> 00:20:57,363 I WANT TO TAKE NOTES TO TELL THE GIRLS LATER. 466 00:20:57,363 --> 00:20:58,564 OKAY. GO. 467 00:20:58,564 --> 00:21:01,567 ( sighs ) WELL, WE GOT HERE, 468 00:21:01,567 --> 00:21:03,368 I BOUGHT A DRESS, 469 00:21:03,368 --> 00:21:04,640 WENT TO A PARTY, 470 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:05,771 FOUGHT WITH HIS MOM, 471 00:21:05,771 --> 00:21:07,312 HAD SEX, 472 00:21:07,312 --> 00:21:08,573 DANCED WITH HIS MOM, 473 00:21:08,573 --> 00:21:10,645 HE GOT IN A CAR ACCIDENT AND NOW HE'S DEAD. 474 00:21:13,248 --> 00:21:14,279 TALIA? 475 00:21:14,279 --> 00:21:15,720 HMM? 476 00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:17,482 - SAY IT. - NOPE. 477 00:21:17,482 --> 00:21:19,324 - SAY IT. - NOPE. 478 00:21:19,324 --> 00:21:20,355 TALIA. 479 00:21:20,355 --> 00:21:23,428 YOU HAVE THE WORST LUCK WITH MEN! 480 00:21:23,428 --> 00:21:24,489 YEP. THERE YOU GO. 481 00:21:24,489 --> 00:21:26,360 I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT. 482 00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:28,332 - LET IT OUT. - IT'S LIKE YOU'RE CURSED. 483 00:21:28,332 --> 00:21:29,594 OR JINXED OR BUILT YOUR HOUSE 484 00:21:29,594 --> 00:21:31,565 ON AN ANCIENT INDIAN BURIAL GROUND. 485 00:21:31,565 --> 00:21:32,867 OKAY, GOTTA GO. 486 00:21:32,867 --> 00:21:33,938 No, wait! 487 00:21:33,938 --> 00:21:34,999 HANGING UP. 488 00:21:34,999 --> 00:21:36,000 ( beeps ) 489 00:21:37,871 --> 00:21:38,872 YOU WANT A BONE? 490 00:21:38,872 --> 00:21:40,404 ( cellphone rings ) 491 00:21:40,404 --> 00:21:41,875 YOU HAVE TEETH? 492 00:21:41,875 --> 00:21:43,807 ( rings ) 493 00:21:43,807 --> 00:21:44,948 ( sighs ) 494 00:21:44,948 --> 00:21:46,480 Talia: You danced with his mother? 495 00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:47,551 BYE. 496 00:21:49,012 --> 00:21:50,954 THAT WAS TALIA. SHE'S OLDER THAN SHE LOOKS, 497 00:21:50,954 --> 00:21:53,486 - PASS IT ON. - ( rings ) 498 00:21:53,486 --> 00:21:55,358 I'm sorry. 499 00:21:55,358 --> 00:21:56,860 I'm back. Do over? 500 00:21:56,860 --> 00:21:57,860 OKAY. 501 00:21:57,860 --> 00:21:59,392 HOW ARE YOU? 502 00:21:59,392 --> 00:22:01,424 I'M... LOST. 503 00:22:01,424 --> 00:22:02,425 OH, HONEY. 504 00:22:02,425 --> 00:22:03,826 NO, I'M GENUINELY LOST. 505 00:22:03,826 --> 00:22:05,428 I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE I AM. 506 00:22:05,428 --> 00:22:06,469 MICHELLE... 507 00:22:06,469 --> 00:22:07,800 I HAVE NOWHERE TO SIT DOWN. 508 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:09,301 I HAVE NOWHERE TO SLEEP. 509 00:22:09,301 --> 00:22:10,873 I HAVE NO CLOTHES TO CHANGE INTO. 510 00:22:10,873 --> 00:22:12,675 OH MY GOD, I HAVE NO KEY TO THE HOUSE. 511 00:22:12,675 --> 00:22:14,506 I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF SHE'LL LET ME IN 512 00:22:14,506 --> 00:22:16,008 WHEN I GET BACK. IF I GET BACK. 513 00:22:16,008 --> 00:22:18,310 - MICHELLE-- - No, seriously, Talia. 514 00:22:18,310 --> 00:22:19,541 THEY WON'T LET ME DO ANYTHING. 515 00:22:19,541 --> 00:22:21,713 THEY WON'T LET ME CLEAN UP OR MAKE PHONE CALLS. 516 00:22:21,713 --> 00:22:22,984 SHE'S CALLING HER MOM 517 00:22:22,984 --> 00:22:24,816 AND I'M WALKING AN OLD GUY'S DOG. 518 00:22:24,816 --> 00:22:26,988 AND THAT'S NOT A SEXUAL EUPHEMISM. 519 00:22:26,988 --> 00:22:29,651 AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHEN THE MEMORIAL SERVICE IS. 520 00:22:31,392 --> 00:22:34,726 ( tearfully ) AND NO ONE EATS CARBS ANYMORE. 521 00:22:34,726 --> 00:22:36,657 ( sighs ) 522 00:22:36,657 --> 00:22:38,329 HOW WAS THE SEX? 523 00:22:38,329 --> 00:22:40,061 TALIA... 524 00:22:42,533 --> 00:22:44,405 IT WAS REALLY REALLY GOOD. 525 00:22:55,475 --> 00:22:56,647 TAKE A LOAD OFF, ANNIE. 526 00:22:59,419 --> 00:23:01,681 - THAT A SERVICE DOG? - LIKE A MARINE? 527 00:23:01,681 --> 00:23:03,984 LIKE A SEEING-EYE DOG, THAT KIND OF THING? 528 00:23:03,984 --> 00:23:05,655 YEAH. HE IS MY SERVICE DOG. 529 00:23:05,655 --> 00:23:08,828 WHEN I GET REALLY DRUNK AND PASS OUT IN THE GUTTER, HE IS MY PILLOW. 530 00:23:08,828 --> 00:23:10,630 OKAY. 531 00:23:10,630 --> 00:23:11,961 WHAT'LL YOU HAVE? 532 00:23:11,961 --> 00:23:14,363 WELL, WHAT'S NOT GROSS HERE? 533 00:23:14,363 --> 00:23:15,434 OH, WOW. 534 00:23:15,434 --> 00:23:18,367 REALLY TRICKY QUESTIONS FOR 100, ALEX. 535 00:23:18,367 --> 00:23:19,568 UH... 536 00:23:19,568 --> 00:23:21,100 THAT HAS ITS MOMENTS. 537 00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:22,972 OKAY. I'LL HAVE THAT AND A MARGARITA. 538 00:23:24,003 --> 00:23:25,975 OKAY. 539 00:23:25,975 --> 00:23:27,906 SO. 540 00:23:27,906 --> 00:23:30,449 - WHAT KIND OF DAY YOU HAVING? - THAT KIND. 541 00:23:30,449 --> 00:23:32,651 THOUGHT SO. 542 00:23:32,651 --> 00:23:34,913 YOU HAD THAT LOOK IN YOUR EYE. 543 00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:37,886 - THIS YOUR PLACE? - FOR 20 YEARS. 544 00:23:37,886 --> 00:23:40,058 USED TO BE A NICE RESPECTABLE SURF BAR, 545 00:23:40,058 --> 00:23:41,990 BUT WITH THIS FREAKIN' ECONOMY, 546 00:23:41,990 --> 00:23:44,062 YOU WANNA MAKE ENDS MEET, NOW YOU GOTTA SERVE BRUNCH! 547 00:23:44,062 --> 00:23:45,593 BLEH! I HATE BRUNCH. 548 00:23:45,593 --> 00:23:46,594 PICK A MEAL. 549 00:23:46,594 --> 00:23:48,596 OH, A GIRL AFTER MY OWN HEART. 550 00:23:50,468 --> 00:23:52,470 TO TIME-SPECIFIC EATING HABITS. 551 00:23:52,470 --> 00:23:53,471 HERE HERE. 552 00:23:56,734 --> 00:23:57,805 NICE DOG. 553 00:23:57,805 --> 00:23:59,136 - THANKS. - WHAT'S HIS NAME? 554 00:23:59,136 --> 00:24:01,478 - DON'T KNOW. - IS HE DEAD? 555 00:24:01,478 --> 00:24:02,880 - DON'T KNOW. - RIGHT ON. 556 00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:04,912 - I'M JUST WALKING HIM. - WHY? 557 00:24:04,912 --> 00:24:07,684 OLD GUY ASKED ME TO. COULDN'T THINK OF A REASON TO SAY NO. 558 00:24:07,684 --> 00:24:09,716 - YOU LIKE DOGS? - NOT PARTICULARLY. 559 00:24:09,716 --> 00:24:11,488 THAT COULD BE YOUR REASON. 560 00:24:11,488 --> 00:24:12,589 WHERE WERE YOU AN HOUR AGO? 561 00:24:12,589 --> 00:24:15,051 - WHAT'S YOUR NAME? - SOPHIE TUCKER. 562 00:24:15,051 --> 00:24:16,953 NICE TO MEET YOU, SOPHIE. I'M RICO. 563 00:24:16,953 --> 00:24:18,595 SO YOU NEW IN TOWN? 564 00:24:18,595 --> 00:24:20,527 YEP. JUST GOT HERE YESTERDAY. 565 00:24:20,527 --> 00:24:24,030 MOVING TO A NEW TOWN ON A THURSDAY-- BALLSY! 566 00:24:24,030 --> 00:24:26,202 YEAH. I CAME HERE WITH MY HUSBAND. 567 00:24:26,202 --> 00:24:27,633 HE LIVES HERE WITH HIS MOTHER. 568 00:24:27,633 --> 00:24:29,735 WELL, HE LIVED HERE WITH HIS MOTHER. 569 00:24:29,735 --> 00:24:30,836 LIVED? 570 00:24:30,836 --> 00:24:32,868 PAST TENSE? 571 00:24:32,868 --> 00:24:34,470 JUNIOR COLLEGE. 572 00:24:37,513 --> 00:24:39,875 - WAIT, YOU'RE THAT GIRL. - I'M SORRY? 573 00:24:39,875 --> 00:24:42,518 YOU'RE THE SEX AT THE PARTY GIRL. 574 00:24:42,518 --> 00:24:45,050 YEAH. I AM THAT GIRL. 575 00:24:45,050 --> 00:24:46,521 DUDE. 576 00:24:48,123 --> 00:24:49,654 TOUGH BREAK. 577 00:24:49,654 --> 00:24:50,785 RICO! 578 00:24:50,785 --> 00:24:52,787 MAN, THAT THING IN THE KITCHEN. 579 00:24:52,787 --> 00:24:53,958 WHAT THING? 580 00:24:53,958 --> 00:24:55,860 - YOU KNOW, THE THING! - THE FRYER? 581 00:24:55,860 --> 00:24:57,532 YEAH, THE FRYER. 582 00:24:57,532 --> 00:24:58,933 - THE FRYER. - WHAT ABOUT IT? 583 00:24:58,933 --> 00:25:00,665 THERE'S A SOUND. 584 00:25:00,665 --> 00:25:02,597 A FRYING SOUND? 585 00:25:02,597 --> 00:25:05,139 MAN, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT KITCHENS 586 00:25:05,139 --> 00:25:07,071 AND THE THINGS IN KITCHENS. 587 00:25:07,071 --> 00:25:08,743 SOPHIE TUCKER, THIS IS MY WIFE NINA. 588 00:25:08,743 --> 00:25:09,904 MY NAME'S NOT REALLY SOPH-- 589 00:25:09,904 --> 00:25:12,206 SHE'S THE SEX AT THE PARTY GIRL. 590 00:25:12,206 --> 00:25:13,877 WHOA. 591 00:25:13,877 --> 00:25:15,749 DUDE. 592 00:25:15,749 --> 00:25:16,750 TOUGH BREAK. 593 00:25:17,751 --> 00:25:19,153 ( cellphone ringing ) 594 00:25:21,585 --> 00:25:23,657 - HELLO? - THOUGHT SHE'D HAVE BIGGER BOOBS. 595 00:25:23,657 --> 00:25:26,690 - WHAT IS THAT SMELL? - IT'S THE THING, MAN. 596 00:25:26,690 --> 00:25:27,821 OH MAN. 597 00:25:27,821 --> 00:25:30,694 OH, UH, I THINK YOU HAVE THE WRONG-- 598 00:25:30,694 --> 00:25:32,866 OH. WELL, I DON'T KNOW IF WE'VE HIRED 599 00:25:32,866 --> 00:25:34,898 A SITAR PLAYER FOR THE MEMORIAL YET. 600 00:25:34,898 --> 00:25:36,970 YOU'LL HAVE TO TALK TO FANNY ABOUT THAT. 601 00:25:36,970 --> 00:25:39,572 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER VOICEMAIL, SO, I-- 602 00:25:39,572 --> 00:25:41,704 NO, I DON'T NEED TO HEAR YOU. 603 00:25:41,704 --> 00:25:43,806 NO, I REALLY DON'T NEED TO HEAR-- 604 00:25:56,248 --> 00:25:58,590 WELL, YOU'RE VERY GOOD. 605 00:25:58,590 --> 00:26:00,652 YES. YOUR MOTHER IS WRONG. 606 00:26:00,652 --> 00:26:02,594 HEY, HOW DID YOU GET MY NUMBER? 607 00:26:04,796 --> 00:26:07,729 THANK GOD I FOUND YOU. 608 00:26:07,729 --> 00:26:10,131 I FORGOT TO ASK FANNY SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT, 609 00:26:10,131 --> 00:26:12,003 AND BY THE TIME I GOT BACK TO HER HOUSE 610 00:26:12,003 --> 00:26:14,866 SHE HAD STARTED HER 16 HOURS OF MEDITATIVE SILENCE. 611 00:26:14,866 --> 00:26:16,137 IS THAT YOURS? 612 00:26:16,137 --> 00:26:17,869 UH, YES. I'M GONNA HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK. 613 00:26:19,740 --> 00:26:22,073 FANNY ASKED ME TO DO A LIFE-SIZED SCULPTURE 614 00:26:22,073 --> 00:26:23,614 OF HUBBELL. 615 00:26:23,614 --> 00:26:26,076 TO HAVE ON THE DECK AT THE MEMORIAL. 616 00:26:26,076 --> 00:26:28,018 I DO FOUND OBJECT SCULPTURES. 617 00:26:28,018 --> 00:26:29,119 I'M IN GALLERIES. 618 00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:30,581 ON DECK? ON DECK OF WHAT? 619 00:26:30,581 --> 00:26:31,622 WE'RE NOT SURE. 620 00:26:31,622 --> 00:26:33,183 THERE'S TALK OF THE INTREPID. 621 00:26:33,183 --> 00:26:34,584 WHAT? 622 00:26:34,584 --> 00:26:36,727 THAT SOUNDS CRAZY TO YOU TOO, RIGHT? 623 00:26:36,727 --> 00:26:38,688 THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER INTREPID FROM THE WAR? 624 00:26:39,829 --> 00:26:41,731 SHE SAID SHE WAS GETTING A GREAT DEAL ON IT. 625 00:26:41,731 --> 00:26:44,734 - SOMETHING ABOUT A COUPON. - A COUPON FOR AN AIRCRAFT CARRIER? 626 00:26:44,734 --> 00:26:46,236 I DON'T KNOW. 627 00:26:46,236 --> 00:26:48,898 SHE WAS SO SCREWY EARLIER. 628 00:26:48,898 --> 00:26:51,871 THOUGH, I MEAN, WHO COULD BLAME HER, RIGHT? 629 00:26:51,871 --> 00:26:54,043 I WISH SHE'D TALK. 630 00:26:54,043 --> 00:26:56,005 BUT YOU KNOW FANNY. 631 00:26:56,005 --> 00:26:57,707 NOT REALLY. 632 00:26:57,707 --> 00:26:59,648 ANYWAY, FANNY ASKED ME 633 00:26:59,648 --> 00:27:01,710 TO DO A SCULPTURE, WHICH OF COURSE I'LL DO. 634 00:27:01,710 --> 00:27:03,912 BUT I ONLY DO NUDES. 635 00:27:03,912 --> 00:27:05,854 SO I'M GONNA NEED SOME INPUT. 636 00:27:05,854 --> 00:27:07,656 - WHAT? - NOW... 637 00:27:07,656 --> 00:27:10,319 JUDGING BY HIS GENERAL BUILD, 638 00:27:10,319 --> 00:27:11,920 I'M GUESSING 639 00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:13,862 HE LOOKED SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 640 00:27:13,862 --> 00:27:16,124 - ( rings ) - HELLO? 641 00:27:16,124 --> 00:27:17,726 It's Minka from Cozy Catering. 642 00:27:17,726 --> 00:27:19,667 I'm trying to get some confirmation 643 00:27:19,667 --> 00:27:21,669 concerning the memorial service menu. 644 00:27:21,669 --> 00:27:23,071 WHAT KIND OF CONFIRMATION? 645 00:27:23,071 --> 00:27:25,133 JUST THAT THE HEAD COUNT IS NOW 500. 646 00:27:25,133 --> 00:27:27,175 - THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. - BECAUSE IF IT IS, 647 00:27:27,175 --> 00:27:29,677 I DON'T GET MY NEW SHIPMENT OF TOMATOES UNTIL WEDNESDAY. 648 00:27:29,677 --> 00:27:32,710 I CAN'T HAVE THOSE TARTS MADE UNTIL THURSDAY, FRIDAY AT THE LATEST. 649 00:27:32,710 --> 00:27:33,941 THE MEMORIAL CAN'T BE FRIDAY. 650 00:27:33,941 --> 00:27:35,783 OH, FRIDAY WOULD BE BETTER FOR ME TOO. 651 00:27:35,783 --> 00:27:37,715 GIVES ME MORE TIME TO DO THE DETAIL WORK. 652 00:27:37,715 --> 00:27:39,216 I'M GONNA HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK. 653 00:27:39,216 --> 00:27:41,789 - I'M SORRY, I HAVE TO GO. - WAIT! WAIT. 654 00:27:41,789 --> 00:27:43,690 - WHAT DO YOU THINK? - AAH! JEEZ. 655 00:27:43,690 --> 00:27:45,752 AH. ( grunts ) 656 00:27:45,752 --> 00:27:47,094 - ( shudders ) - AM I AT LEAST 657 00:27:47,094 --> 00:27:49,356 - IN THE BALLPARK? - ( grimaces ) 658 00:27:50,757 --> 00:27:51,958 HMM. 659 00:27:56,663 --> 00:27:58,665 ( acoustic music playing ) 660 00:28:00,667 --> 00:28:02,638 THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 661 00:28:02,638 --> 00:28:03,639 BOO? 662 00:28:03,639 --> 00:28:05,211 - NO. - SHE'S NOT COMING. 663 00:28:05,211 --> 00:28:08,144 - NO. - BOO, SHE'S NOT GOING TO TEACH TODAY, OKAY? 664 00:28:08,144 --> 00:28:10,876 IF YOU KEEP US HERE ANY LONGER, AT LEAST DEMAND A RANSOM. 665 00:28:10,876 --> 00:28:12,348 IF MADAME FANNY SUDDENLY DECIDES 666 00:28:12,348 --> 00:28:13,949 THAT SHE WANTS TO TEACH TODAY, 667 00:28:13,949 --> 00:28:16,051 WE ARE GOING TO BE HERE FOR HER TO TEACH. 668 00:28:17,152 --> 00:28:18,353 YOU KNOW YOU'RE CRAZY, RIGHT? 669 00:28:19,755 --> 00:28:22,087 - HEY. - NOBODY'S LEAVING! 670 00:28:22,087 --> 00:28:23,158 OKAY. 671 00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:26,191 I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 672 00:28:28,693 --> 00:28:30,095 NEVER MIND. 673 00:28:37,241 --> 00:28:39,374 FANNY? 674 00:28:39,374 --> 00:28:41,806 FANNY! FANNY! 675 00:28:41,806 --> 00:28:43,247 - WHAT? - SORRY TO INTERRUPT 676 00:28:43,247 --> 00:28:45,209 THE WHOLE SUFFOCATING-YOURSELF WITH-A-PILLOW THING, 677 00:28:45,209 --> 00:28:47,752 - BUT THINGS ARE HAPPENING THAT NEED YOUR ATTENTION. - MY GOD. 678 00:28:47,752 --> 00:28:50,114 - YOU NEARLY GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK. - I ASKED NICELY-- TWICE. 679 00:28:50,114 --> 00:28:53,257 - NOTHING. - I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF A 16-HOUR MEDITATIVE SILENCE, 680 00:28:53,257 --> 00:28:54,988 WHICH ONLY WORKS IF YOU'RE SILENT. 681 00:28:54,988 --> 00:28:56,720 WELL, I EITHER NEED TO TALK TO YOU NOW 682 00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:58,422 OR GET MORE MINUTES ON MY PHONE PLAN. 683 00:28:58,422 --> 00:29:00,063 FIRST OF ALL, WE HIRED A SITAR PLAYER. 684 00:29:00,063 --> 00:29:02,065 HE'S VERY GOOD. HE'S GOT THE WHOLE OPENING 685 00:29:02,065 --> 00:29:03,727 OF "DEAR PRUDENCE" DOWN COLD. 686 00:29:03,727 --> 00:29:06,299 THE CATERER WANTS TO KNOW IF THE HEAD COUNT IS REALLY 500, 687 00:29:06,299 --> 00:29:08,201 'CAUSE IF IT IS, THERE'S A PROBLEM WITH THE TARTS, 688 00:29:08,201 --> 00:29:10,033 WHICH WOULD PUSH THE MEMORIAL BACK TILL FRIDAY 689 00:29:10,033 --> 00:29:12,005 WHICH IS GREAT FOR THE WOMAN MAKING A SCULPTURE 690 00:29:12,005 --> 00:29:14,207 OF MY HUSBAND'S GENITALIA OUT OF OLD HUBCAPS. 691 00:29:14,207 --> 00:29:17,210 ALSO, THE TRADITIONAL BUDDHIST MARIACHI BAND 692 00:29:17,210 --> 00:29:19,882 YOU WANTED IS ON TOUR IN BOLIVIA TILL FALL, SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? 693 00:29:19,882 --> 00:29:22,284 MAKE IT A HALLOWEEN THEME? EVERYONE CAN COME IN COSTUME? 694 00:29:22,284 --> 00:29:23,816 EVERYTHING'S SO JAMMED IN HERE, 695 00:29:23,816 --> 00:29:25,047 HOW CAN YOU FIND ANYTHING? 696 00:29:25,047 --> 00:29:26,749 - THE HAM'S RIGHT THERE. - I SEE THE HAM. 697 00:29:26,749 --> 00:29:29,021 YOUR DAUGHTER TRULY HANDLED THE FRIDGE SO I CAN'T HELP YOU WITH THAT. 698 00:29:29,021 --> 00:29:30,222 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL THE CATERER? 699 00:29:30,222 --> 00:29:31,493 - I'LL HANDLE IT. - WHAT DO YOU WANT ME 700 00:29:31,493 --> 00:29:33,095 - TO TELL THE MARIACHI BAND? - I WILL HANDLE IT. 701 00:29:33,095 --> 00:29:35,157 WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET A COUPON TO RENT THE INTREPID? 702 00:29:35,157 --> 00:29:37,499 - JUST LET ME HANDLE IT. - AND THAT WOULD BE GREAT! 703 00:29:37,499 --> 00:29:39,301 EXCEPT THAT YOU'RE NOT HANDLING IT. 704 00:29:39,301 --> 00:29:41,763 AND EVERYONE IS CALLING ME AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO TELL THEM. 705 00:29:41,763 --> 00:29:43,765 - ( phone rings ) - ( groans ) 706 00:29:43,765 --> 00:29:45,767 - ( beeps ) - YEAH? 707 00:29:47,038 --> 00:29:49,771 SHE'S RIGHT HERE. IT'S FOR YOU. 708 00:29:49,771 --> 00:29:51,773 CAN I TELL HER WHAT THIS IS REGARDING? 709 00:29:54,375 --> 00:29:56,077 RINGLING BROTHERS SAYS YOU CAN USE 710 00:29:56,077 --> 00:29:58,519 THEIR TENT ON THEIR DOWN DAY, BUT YOU HAVE TO GO TO SACRAMENTO. 711 00:30:00,121 --> 00:30:02,052 YEAH, I'M SORRY. THAT'S NOT GONNA WORK FOR US. 712 00:30:02,052 --> 00:30:03,754 THE VOICE OF REASON HAS JUST REENTERED THE BUILDING. 713 00:30:03,754 --> 00:30:05,426 THANK YOU FOR THE CALL THOUGH. 714 00:30:05,426 --> 00:30:08,889 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - I'M CUTTING THE CRAZY QUOTIENT IN HALF. 715 00:30:08,889 --> 00:30:10,961 YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO CANCEL MY TENT. 716 00:30:10,961 --> 00:30:12,833 500 PEOPLE? REALLY, FANNY? 717 00:30:12,833 --> 00:30:14,795 ARE THERE EVEN 500 PEOPLE IN THIS TOWN? 718 00:30:14,795 --> 00:30:17,467 - I'M CALLING THAT GUY BACK. - THIS IS GETTING COMPLETELY OUT OF HAND. 719 00:30:17,467 --> 00:30:19,799 WE CANNOT WAIT TILL 2014 TO HAVE THIS MEMORIAL. 720 00:30:19,799 --> 00:30:22,802 IT HAS TO BE NOW. TOMORROW, LIKE YOU PLANNED ORIGINALLY 721 00:30:22,802 --> 00:30:25,305 WHEN IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A TRADITIONAL BUDDHIST CEREMONY, 722 00:30:25,305 --> 00:30:27,847 EVEN THOUGH TO MY KNOWLEDGE HUBBELL WASN'T A BUDDHIST. 723 00:30:27,847 --> 00:30:29,108 NONE OF THIS IS YOUR CONCERN. 724 00:30:29,108 --> 00:30:30,810 I AM GOING THROUGH THIS TOO, FANNY. 725 00:30:30,810 --> 00:30:33,252 I CAME HERE. I GAVE UP MY LIFE. 726 00:30:33,252 --> 00:30:35,054 OH, WHAT A SACRIFICE THAT MUST HAVE BEEN. 727 00:30:35,054 --> 00:30:36,786 NO MORE GETTING PAID IN POKER CHIPS? 728 00:30:36,786 --> 00:30:39,818 - I AM HIS WIFE. - AND I AM HIS MOTHER! 729 00:30:39,818 --> 00:30:42,821 AND I HAVE BEEN HIS MOTHER FOR 48 YEARS. 730 00:30:42,821 --> 00:30:44,823 AND NOW I HAVE TO FIGURE OUT THE PROPER WAY 731 00:30:44,823 --> 00:30:46,895 TO SAY GOODBYE TO MY SON. 732 00:30:46,895 --> 00:30:49,968 AND IF THAT INCLUDES MARIACHI BANDS OR CIRCUS TENTS 733 00:30:49,968 --> 00:30:52,430 OR FIREWORKS OR THE DAMN ROCKETTES, 734 00:30:52,430 --> 00:30:54,573 THEN IT IS FOR ME TO DECIDE. 735 00:30:54,573 --> 00:30:58,907 BECAUSE MY HEART IS COMPLETELY BROKEN FOREVER. 736 00:30:58,907 --> 00:31:01,539 AND WHEN YOUR HEART IS COMPLETELY BROKEN FOREVER, 737 00:31:01,539 --> 00:31:03,281 YOU GET TO DO WHATEVER YOU WANT, 738 00:31:03,281 --> 00:31:05,443 NO MATTER HOW CRAZY IT SEEMS TO THE WOMAN 739 00:31:05,443 --> 00:31:07,845 WHO WAS HIS WIFE FOR 24 HOURS. 740 00:31:07,845 --> 00:31:09,146 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO. 741 00:31:09,146 --> 00:31:11,589 I DON'T WANT YOU TO DO ANYTHING. 742 00:31:11,589 --> 00:31:12,950 EVER. 743 00:31:25,532 --> 00:31:27,264 THAT'S IT. 744 00:31:27,264 --> 00:31:29,206 HEY. HEY, NOBODY LEAVES! 745 00:31:29,206 --> 00:31:30,537 ( door opens ) 746 00:32:24,959 --> 00:32:26,260 WHY AREN'T WE DOING ANYTHING? 747 00:32:26,260 --> 00:32:27,962 - WHAT? - WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING! 748 00:32:27,962 --> 00:32:30,494 - SASHA, I-- - MADAME FANNY IS JUST SITTING THERE ALONE 749 00:32:30,494 --> 00:32:32,466 AND SAD AND YOU'RE JUST SITTING HERE 750 00:32:32,466 --> 00:32:35,599 AND WE'RE JUST SITTING IN THE STUDIO AND NO ONE IS DOING ANYTHING! 751 00:32:35,599 --> 00:32:37,671 ALL DAY LONG WE'VE DONE NOTHING. 752 00:32:37,671 --> 00:32:39,673 WELL, BOO LOST HER MIND AND WE WENT TO A MOVIE, 753 00:32:39,673 --> 00:32:41,935 BUT OTHER THAN THAT, NOTHING! 754 00:32:41,935 --> 00:32:43,637 - SOMEONE SHOULD DO SOMETHING! - WHAT? 755 00:32:43,637 --> 00:32:45,608 I DON'T KNOW. 756 00:32:45,608 --> 00:32:46,940 SOMETHING. 757 00:32:48,611 --> 00:32:49,642 OKAY. 758 00:32:59,021 --> 00:33:01,153 WHERE IS EVERYBODY? 759 00:33:01,153 --> 00:33:02,955 YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT? 760 00:33:02,955 --> 00:33:03,996 YOU LEFT. 761 00:33:03,996 --> 00:33:05,598 AND WHEN YOU LEFT, EVERYBODY LEFT. 762 00:33:05,598 --> 00:33:07,299 WELL, DID YOU TRY TO STOP THEM? 763 00:33:07,299 --> 00:33:08,430 DID I? 764 00:33:08,430 --> 00:33:10,132 DO YOU-- I'VE BEEN-- 765 00:33:10,132 --> 00:33:11,403 ( sighs ) 766 00:33:11,403 --> 00:33:13,435 YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE 10 YEARS OFF OF MY LIFE. 767 00:33:13,435 --> 00:33:15,437 HOW MANY CHAIRS DO YOU GUYS HAVE HERE? IS THIS IT? 768 00:33:15,437 --> 00:33:18,170 OH, THERE'S SOME IN THE BOYS' DRESSING ROOM, I THINK. 769 00:33:18,170 --> 00:33:20,942 - WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE? - Michelle: SHE'S LOOKING FOR CHAIRS 770 00:33:20,942 --> 00:33:22,644 FOR PEOPLE TO SIT ON. DOG EARS. 771 00:33:22,644 --> 00:33:25,376 OKAY, WE'RE GONNA NEED TO SCROUNGE UP SOME MORE SEATING. 772 00:33:25,376 --> 00:33:27,418 ARE THERE STOOLS OR I DON'T KNOW, 773 00:33:27,418 --> 00:33:29,480 SHORT TABLES ANYWHERE AROUND HERE? 774 00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:31,022 ( sniffles ) 775 00:33:31,022 --> 00:33:32,023 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 776 00:33:32,023 --> 00:33:33,454 MARK WAHLBERG. 777 00:33:33,454 --> 00:33:35,456 - I KNOW. - IN FRANCE. 778 00:33:35,456 --> 00:33:37,658 I'M BEHIND HERE, WHAT HAPPENED TO MARK WAHLBERG IN FRANCE? 779 00:33:37,658 --> 00:33:39,590 RUSSIAN MOBS, LOTS OF GUNS. 780 00:33:39,590 --> 00:33:41,532 SALMA HAYEK IN A BRA. 781 00:33:41,532 --> 00:33:44,435 IS THAT SAD? BECAUSE MILLIONS OF MEN WOULD DISAGREE WITH YOU. 782 00:33:44,435 --> 00:33:46,136 WE WENT TO A MOVIE. 783 00:33:46,136 --> 00:33:47,197 OKAY. 784 00:33:47,197 --> 00:33:49,139 TODAY. WE WENT TO A MOVIE TODAY. 785 00:33:49,139 --> 00:33:50,470 WE... SKIPPED SCHOOL 786 00:33:50,470 --> 00:33:52,042 AND WE WENT TO A MOVIE TODAY. 787 00:33:52,042 --> 00:33:54,004 BOO DIDN'T WANT TO AND WE ALL IGNORED HER. 788 00:33:54,004 --> 00:33:55,175 AND WE MADE HER GO. 789 00:33:55,175 --> 00:33:56,746 - IT'S OKAY. - IT'S NOT OKAY. 790 00:33:56,746 --> 00:33:59,008 YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE MARK WAHLBERG! 791 00:33:59,008 --> 00:34:00,710 "THE DEPARTED" WASN'T BAD. 792 00:34:00,710 --> 00:34:02,512 - WE'RE GOING TO HELL. - NO, WE'RE NOT. 793 00:34:02,512 --> 00:34:04,554 - YOU SAID WE WERE! - I KNOW, BUT I'M NOT LIKE 794 00:34:04,554 --> 00:34:06,386 THE FINAL WORD OR ANYTHING. 795 00:34:06,386 --> 00:34:08,157 - HEY. - I'M SORRY. 796 00:34:08,157 --> 00:34:09,418 I'M SORRY TOO. 797 00:34:09,418 --> 00:34:11,691 I DIDN'T MEAN TO SCARE YOU GUYS WITH HELL. 798 00:34:11,691 --> 00:34:13,162 IT'S OKAY. 799 00:34:13,162 --> 00:34:14,393 THAT'S WHAT HELL IS FOR. 800 00:34:14,393 --> 00:34:16,265 ( sobbing ) 801 00:34:16,265 --> 00:34:18,998 THEY WERE FINE WHEN I LEFT. 802 00:34:18,998 --> 00:34:21,070 OKAY, YOU GUYS. LOOK AT ME. 803 00:34:21,070 --> 00:34:23,071 I DON'T NEED APOLOGIES. 804 00:34:23,071 --> 00:34:25,173 GOD KNOWS I CUT SCHOOL MANY A TIME 805 00:34:25,173 --> 00:34:26,775 FOR INCREDIBLY DUBIOUS REASONS. 806 00:34:26,775 --> 00:34:28,376 AND WITH ME, NUNS WERE INVOLVED, 807 00:34:28,376 --> 00:34:30,108 SO WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT HELL, 808 00:34:30,108 --> 00:34:32,641 I GOT A TWO BEDROOM PENTHOUSE WITH A SPA TUB RESERVED THERE, 809 00:34:32,641 --> 00:34:33,712 SO COCKTAILS AT 6:00! 810 00:34:33,712 --> 00:34:36,114 ( sobbing ) 811 00:34:36,114 --> 00:34:38,646 THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL! 812 00:34:38,646 --> 00:34:40,588 OR BALLET. 813 00:34:40,588 --> 00:34:42,050 PLUS, IF YOU DON'T STOP, 814 00:34:42,050 --> 00:34:43,751 I'LL START AND I DON'T WANT TO START. 815 00:34:46,394 --> 00:34:48,396 YOU BACK? 816 00:34:48,396 --> 00:34:50,798 YOU JOINING? YOU GOT PHONES? 817 00:34:52,730 --> 00:34:54,702 START DIALING. 818 00:34:56,403 --> 00:34:57,734 OKAY. 819 00:35:02,539 --> 00:35:05,812 I'M SORRY FOR ALL THE TROUBLE. THE TARTS SOUND LOVELY. 820 00:35:05,812 --> 00:35:08,745 WE'RE GOING TO POSTPONE THE GATHERING FOR A WHILE. 821 00:35:08,745 --> 00:35:11,478 I DON'T REALLY HAVE THE ENERGY RIGHT NOW. 822 00:35:11,478 --> 00:35:12,549 THANK YOU THOUGH. 823 00:35:23,159 --> 00:35:24,230 HELLO, RAVI? 824 00:35:24,230 --> 00:35:26,092 IT'S FANNY FLOWERS. 825 00:35:26,092 --> 00:35:27,693 YES, I'M SORRY, BUT THERE'S BEEN 826 00:35:27,693 --> 00:35:29,164 A CHANGE OF PLANS. 827 00:35:29,164 --> 00:35:31,637 WE WON'T NEED YOU AT THE MEMORIAL. 828 00:35:31,637 --> 00:35:33,839 NO, YOU ARE A VERY GOOD SITAR PLAYER. 829 00:35:33,839 --> 00:35:36,171 IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR ABILITIES. 830 00:35:36,171 --> 00:35:38,503 WE'RE JUST GOING TO POSTPONE-- 831 00:35:38,503 --> 00:35:41,276 THAT'S NOT REALLY NECESSARY. I'VE ALREADY HEARD YOU-- 832 00:35:53,117 --> 00:35:54,519 THAT WAS WONDERFUL. 833 00:35:54,519 --> 00:35:57,391 AND IF WE WERE GOING TO HAVE A MEMORIAL, YOU WOULD DEFINITELY-- 834 00:36:00,094 --> 00:36:01,465 WELL, HAVE YOUR MOTHER CALL ME. 835 00:36:01,465 --> 00:36:03,597 - ( knocks on door ) - RAVI, I HAVE TO GO. 836 00:36:12,876 --> 00:36:14,478 BOO? 837 00:36:14,478 --> 00:36:16,680 WHAT ARE YOU-- 838 00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:18,281 OH NO. THE CLASS. 839 00:36:18,281 --> 00:36:20,383 OH MY GOD, I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THE CLASS. 840 00:36:20,383 --> 00:36:21,584 YEAH, WE FIGURED YOU DID. 841 00:36:21,584 --> 00:36:23,516 - I'M SO SORRY. - IT'S OKAY. 842 00:36:23,516 --> 00:36:25,718 WE KNOW YOU'VE GOT OTHER THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT RIGHT NOW. 843 00:36:25,718 --> 00:36:28,391 YES, BUT STILL, IT'S UNFORGIVABLE. 844 00:36:28,391 --> 00:36:30,393 PLEASE APOLOGIZE TO THE OTHER KIDS FOR ME? 845 00:36:30,393 --> 00:36:32,225 - I WILL. - ARE THEY STILL THERE? 846 00:36:32,225 --> 00:36:34,557 OH NO NO. EVERYONE WENT HOME. 847 00:36:34,557 --> 00:36:37,630 I WAS GONNA LOCK UP, BUT THE SINK IN THE BATHROOM'S RUNNING AGAIN 848 00:36:37,630 --> 00:36:39,702 AND I CAN'T TURN OFF THE WATER. 849 00:36:39,702 --> 00:36:42,364 THAT SINK HAS BEEN A PROBLEM EVER SINCE I PUT IT IN. 850 00:36:42,364 --> 00:36:43,906 MAYBE IF I TRIED A WRENCH? 851 00:36:43,906 --> 00:36:45,908 THAT'S ALL RIGHT, I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. YOU GO ON HOME. 852 00:36:45,908 --> 00:36:47,209 BUT IT'S FILLING UP. 853 00:36:47,209 --> 00:36:48,670 I'LL HANDLE IT. 854 00:36:48,670 --> 00:36:50,442 OKAY. 855 00:36:50,442 --> 00:36:51,473 UM... 856 00:36:53,245 --> 00:36:54,516 I'M SORRY, MADAME FANNY. 857 00:36:54,516 --> 00:36:57,218 ME TOO, BOO. 858 00:37:03,184 --> 00:37:04,425 ( sighs ) 859 00:37:58,437 --> 00:37:59,778 Fanny: WHAT'S GOING ON? 860 00:37:59,778 --> 00:38:00,779 THAT'S YOUR SEAT. 861 00:38:16,794 --> 00:38:18,526 I DON'T KNOW YOU THAT WELL. 862 00:38:18,526 --> 00:38:20,498 SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 863 00:38:21,499 --> 00:38:23,901 SOMETIMES IT'S BETTER NOT TO SAY ANYTHING. 864 00:38:25,333 --> 00:38:26,464 SOMETIMES MAYBE 865 00:38:26,464 --> 00:38:28,536 YOU JUST NEED TO DO SOMETHING. 866 00:38:30,467 --> 00:38:31,809 SO, FANNY, 867 00:38:31,809 --> 00:38:33,911 IT'S NOT THE INTREPID. 868 00:38:35,342 --> 00:38:36,543 BUT THIS IS FOR YOU. 869 00:38:47,684 --> 00:38:51,688 ( piano music playing ) 870 00:39:01,697 --> 00:39:03,969 ♪ THE SUN COME UP ♪ 871 00:39:05,441 --> 00:39:08,444 ♪ IT WAS BLUE AND GOLD ♪ 872 00:39:11,507 --> 00:39:13,509 ♪ THE SUN COME UP ♪ 873 00:39:13,509 --> 00:39:16,381 ♪ IT WAS BLUE AND GOLD ♪ 874 00:39:19,584 --> 00:39:21,516 ♪ THE SUN COME UP ♪ 875 00:39:21,516 --> 00:39:26,391 ♪ IT WAS BLUE AND GOLD ♪ 876 00:39:26,391 --> 00:39:27,962 ♪ EVER SINCE I PUT YOUR PICTURE... ♪ 877 00:39:27,962 --> 00:39:29,924 YOU DID THIS? 878 00:39:29,924 --> 00:39:31,466 I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 879 00:39:31,466 --> 00:39:32,997 THEY DID. 880 00:39:35,069 --> 00:39:38,673 ♪ I'M GONNA LOVE YOU ♪ 881 00:39:38,673 --> 00:39:43,077 ♪ TILL THE WHEELS COME OFF ♪ 882 00:39:43,077 --> 00:39:47,411 ♪ OH ♪ 883 00:39:47,411 --> 00:39:49,343 ♪ YEAH ♪ 884 00:39:51,815 --> 00:39:53,817 ( music continuing ) 885 00:40:10,032 --> 00:40:12,765 ♪ I LOVE YOU, BABY ♪ 886 00:40:12,765 --> 00:40:17,770 ♪ AND I ALWAYS WILL ♪ 887 00:40:17,770 --> 00:40:21,573 ♪ EVER SINCE I PUT YOUR PICTURE ♪ 888 00:40:21,573 --> 00:40:24,046 ♪ IN A FRAME ♪ 889 00:40:25,717 --> 00:40:30,052 ♪ EVER SINCE I PUT YOUR PICTURE ♪ 890 00:40:30,052 --> 00:40:34,456 ♪ IN A FRAME ♪ 891 00:40:35,457 --> 00:40:38,059 ♪ MMM. ♪ 892 00:41:02,553 --> 00:41:03,684 ( people chattering ) 893 00:41:06,556 --> 00:41:07,617 - BYE-BYE. - BYE. 894 00:41:27,436 --> 00:41:29,038 THAT WAS QUITE A DANCE. 895 00:41:29,038 --> 00:41:31,510 THEY HAD SOME PRETTY GOOD TRAINING. 896 00:41:31,510 --> 00:41:32,511 THEY CERTAINLY DID. 897 00:41:33,983 --> 00:41:35,984 I LIKED THE SONG. 898 00:41:35,984 --> 00:41:37,146 TOM WAITS. 899 00:41:37,146 --> 00:41:38,787 I FOUND IT IN HUBBELL'S CD PLAYER, 900 00:41:38,787 --> 00:41:39,788 SO I FIGURED... 901 00:41:41,720 --> 00:41:43,522 IT'S A VERY GOOD SONG. 902 00:41:47,596 --> 00:41:48,596 SO... 903 00:41:50,598 --> 00:41:51,659 HOW ARE YOU? 904 00:41:56,534 --> 00:41:57,665 I THINK I STOLE A DOG. 905 00:41:58,666 --> 00:41:59,707 Jerry: FANNY! 906 00:42:01,709 --> 00:42:02,740 JERRY! 907 00:42:02,740 --> 00:42:03,811 WILL YOU EXCUSE ME? 908 00:42:03,811 --> 00:42:04,942 SURE. 909 00:42:04,942 --> 00:42:06,143 Ginny: MICHELLE! 910 00:42:06,143 --> 00:42:07,615 WELL? 911 00:42:07,615 --> 00:42:08,676 - WELL, WHAT? - HOW WAS IT? 912 00:42:08,676 --> 00:42:09,677 - HOW'D WE DO? - WHO FELL? 913 00:42:09,677 --> 00:42:10,748 - SOMEBODY FELL. - IT SOUNDED LIKE EDGAR. 914 00:42:10,748 --> 00:42:11,879 HE HAS A VERY DISTINCTIVE THUD. 915 00:42:11,879 --> 00:42:13,620 - WE SUCKED. - I SUCKED. 916 00:42:13,620 --> 00:42:14,751 - NO ONE SUCKED. - SOMEONE SUCKED. 917 00:42:14,751 --> 00:42:16,023 - SOMEONE ALWAYS SUCKS. - NO ONE SUCKED. 918 00:42:16,023 --> 00:42:17,684 NO ONE FELL. YOU GUYS WERE PERFECT. 919 00:42:17,684 --> 00:42:19,856 YOU MELTED MY COLD FROZEN TUNDRA OF A HEART. 920 00:42:19,856 --> 00:42:22,689 - DO YOU THINK MADAME FANNY LIKED IT? - NO. NO, I DON'T. 921 00:42:22,689 --> 00:42:23,730 COME ON. 922 00:42:23,730 --> 00:42:25,792 I THINK IT WAS EXACTLY WAS SHE NEEDED. 923 00:42:26,793 --> 00:42:28,735 SERIOUSLY. 924 00:42:28,735 --> 00:42:30,737 YOU GUYS, YOU WERE TRULY GREAT. 925 00:42:30,737 --> 00:42:33,169 - IT WAS FUN. FOR FUNERAL DANCING, I MEAN. - THAT SOUNDS CREEPY. 926 00:42:33,169 --> 00:42:34,901 HEY, LET'S GO SAY HI TO MADAME FANNY. 927 00:42:34,901 --> 00:42:36,572 YEAH, GO TAKE YOUR BOWS. 928 00:42:41,577 --> 00:42:44,250 - YOU DID GOOD. - THREE HOURS OF REHEARSAL, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? 929 00:42:45,581 --> 00:42:46,952 SO ARE YOU LEAVING NOW? 930 00:42:46,952 --> 00:42:48,714 NOT AS LONG AS THE HAM HOLDS OUT. 931 00:42:48,714 --> 00:42:51,056 NO. I MEAN, ARE YOU LEAVING? 932 00:42:51,056 --> 00:42:52,788 OH. 933 00:42:54,519 --> 00:42:55,620 I DON'T KNOW. 934 00:42:56,661 --> 00:42:58,763 MICHELLE, THERE'S SOMEONE I WANT YOU TO MEET. 935 00:43:01,726 --> 00:43:03,128 THIS IS JERRY MORTON. 936 00:43:03,128 --> 00:43:05,770 JERRY AND HUBBELL WENT TO SCHOOL TOGETHER. 937 00:43:05,770 --> 00:43:08,202 MICHELLE IS HUBBELL'S WIFE. 938 00:43:08,202 --> 00:43:11,205 - MY DAUGHTER-IN-LAW. - IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU, JERRY. 939 00:43:11,205 --> 00:43:13,177 YOU TOO. HUBBELL'S BEEN DRIVING US CRAZY 940 00:43:13,177 --> 00:43:15,579 AT OUR POKER GAME FOR A YEAR TALKING ABOUT YOU. 941 00:43:15,579 --> 00:43:16,580 REALLY? 942 00:43:16,580 --> 00:43:18,142 YEAH. HE WAS INSANE ABOUT YOU. 943 00:43:18,142 --> 00:43:20,214 TOLD US EVERY LITTLE DETAIL. 944 00:43:20,214 --> 00:43:21,946 SHOE SIZE NINE, RIGHT? 945 00:43:21,946 --> 00:43:23,647 - WOW. - OH, YEAH. 946 00:43:23,647 --> 00:43:24,948 WHEN HE MET YOU, THAT WAS IT. 947 00:43:26,750 --> 00:43:27,721 I'M SO SORRY. 948 00:43:27,721 --> 00:43:29,192 THANK YOU. 949 00:43:29,192 --> 00:43:30,954 WELL, I SHOULD GET GOING. 950 00:43:30,954 --> 00:43:32,956 IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, FANNY, ANYTHING AT ALL. 951 00:43:32,956 --> 00:43:34,728 I'LL CALL YOU FIRST THING. 952 00:43:34,728 --> 00:43:36,760 AND AS SOON AS THINGS SETTLE DOWN A BIT, 953 00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:39,662 YOU JUST STOP BY THE OFFICE AND WE'LL-- WE'LL GET THE PAPERWORK DONE. 954 00:43:39,662 --> 00:43:41,804 - FANNY CAN TELL YOU WHERE IT IS. - PAPERWORK? 955 00:43:41,804 --> 00:43:43,706 JUST SOME SIGNATURES, NO RUSH. 956 00:43:43,706 --> 00:43:45,068 SIGNATURES FOR WHAT? 957 00:43:45,068 --> 00:43:46,869 FOR THE WILL TRANSFER. 958 00:43:48,641 --> 00:43:49,712 WELL, I THOUGHT-- 959 00:43:49,712 --> 00:43:51,774 I THOUGHT HE TOLD YOU-- 960 00:43:51,774 --> 00:43:54,246 HE CALLED ME ON THE WAY BACK FROM VEGAS. 961 00:43:55,718 --> 00:43:58,651 THE LAND, THE HOUSE-- 962 00:43:58,651 --> 00:44:01,583 HE LEFT EVERYTHING TO YOU. 963 00:44:01,583 --> 00:44:02,654 ( exhales ) 67761

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