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Bring out the prisoner!
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[ Cheering ]
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This man has been accused of
conspiring with the Valdrogians!
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Should he be granted mercy?
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Crowd: No!
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Then, in the name
of King Cragnoor the Heartless,
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this man
is condemned to death!
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[ Cheering ]
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Wait, do we drink when they
scream or when they throw mud?
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One for scream, two for mud,
three for the crazy hag.
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[ Mad Jane cackles ]
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There she is.
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Mad Jane: You're all gonna
burn in hell!
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The devil's gonna pick his teeth
with your bones!
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Mm.
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Do you ever feel like
we're living
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during a particularly bad
period in history?
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-It's time to kill a person!
-Whoo! Yeah!
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Sometimes.
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[ Cheering ]
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[ Sighs ]
Man, I hate this stupid town.
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♪ I've gone down
that road again ♪
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♪ I've been there before
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♪ Though want to know more
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♪ It's always been
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Sword slices, chicken clucks ]
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♪♪
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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Hi-eee!
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Oh, hey, guys!
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Oh, my God, did you see
the execution yesterday?
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So good.
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My favorite part was
that thing at the end
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when they cut
that guy's head off.
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure that guy
was innocent.
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Man, I can't believe
summer's over.
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I know, right?
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And we're all, like,
adults now with jobs.
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Oh. What are you guys...
doing?
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Well, Ted Carpenter's
gonna be a carpenter.
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Yeah, Mary Baker's
going into baking.
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And Wesley is --
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W-What are you doing again,
Wesley Pervert?
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Stuff.
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Just stuff.
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-Nice.
-Cool.
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What are you thinking of doing,
Alexandra Shitshoveler?
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I'm going to school.
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What?
I-It's this --
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It's this new thing
where you learn information?
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I've been preparing
for years.
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Saving up money, teaching myself
how to read and count.
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But what are you gonna do
for your job?
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Anything.
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I could go into science
or law or travel.
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You mean, like,
past the tree?
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Yeah.
Or, like, farther.
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So, off the Earth?
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I was thinking more like,
you know, a city.
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Al, not to be harsh,
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but that's the dumbest
[bleep] thing I've ever heard.
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But, great news, if the school
thing doesn't work out,
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you can always shovel shit,
just like your dad.
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[ Whistling ]
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[ Humming ]
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See you tomorrow, Agnes.
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Agnes: Thanks, Eddie.
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Jennifer,
you feeling okay?
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I haven't seen a lot
from you lately.
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I'm good.
Alright, just checking in.
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Abigail.
Oh?
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I'll see you after breakfast,
and, Peter, after lunch.
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Life doesn't get
any better than this.
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Chauncley: Some caviar for you,
Winifred?
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Henry, you have already
had seconds.
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Don't be greedy.
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Now, everybody focus.
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It's showtime.
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The Valdrogians believe their
cavalry can outrun our archers.
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But we will sow their fields
with blood.
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We shall burn their homes,
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take their land,
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destroy --
Hi, Dad!
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[Bleep]
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Great news!
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It took 16 months,
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but Prince Chauncley's
Amazing Duck Show
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is finally ready
to premiere.
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This is not
a good time.
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Are you sure?
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Because Jargar
and Bloodgosh
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look like they
could use a laugh.
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Right, guys?
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[ Duck quacks ]
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No?
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Lord Vexler, would you
get rid of him, please?
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I'm going to ask you
a personal question.
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Do you think I've lived up
to my father's expectations?
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Hmm.
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What makes you wonder?
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By my age, my father had already
earned his terrifying nickname.
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I haven't earned any nickname
at all.
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Perhaps he would respect me more
if I were more like him?
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Eh, I mean, probably, or,
you know, just less like...
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you.
Hmm.
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Yes.
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♪♪
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[ Bell rings ]
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Okay, class, settle down.
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I know it's the first day, but
we've got a lot to get through.
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The Earth is flat.
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The devil is real.
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The sun is crazy.
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And that is everything
that we know.
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Congratulations, graduates!
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-Whoo-hoo!
-Whoo!
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That's it?
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Well, no.
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You still owe tuition.
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Lucas:
I'm really gonna miss you guys.
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What a journey.
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Reggie: Goblin!
Kill the goblin!
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Oh, shit!
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Kill the goblin!
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Goblin!
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Hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
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For the last time,
my brother is not a goblin!
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But he's got
the devil's mark!
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That's just a third nipple.
Aye!
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That's where the devil
takes his suck!
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God, Reggie,
just go home.
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Come on.
You're such a bully.
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Get out of here!
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Oh.
How was your day?
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Yeah, not bad.
How about you?
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Mm.
I don't want to talk about it.
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Eddie:
Congratulations, graduate!
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Ah, your mom would
have been so proud.
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Mm.
Thanks, Dad.
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What's wrong?
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I don't know.
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I just feel like
I made a huge mistake.
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I mean, we didn't learn
anything practical.
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And now I have
this expensive degree,
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but it's not like
I can do anything with it.
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Aw, Allie, sweetheart, just
because you're done with school
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doesn't mean
you quit learning.
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That's why
I got you this.
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Dad! You don't have to
get me anything.
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You earned it.
What is it?
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I'll bet
Allie can guess.
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Not if you don't
give me a clue.
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Okay, let's just say I've been
reading you for a while now,
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and I hope you don't judge
this gift by its cover.
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Oh.
But if you read me correctly,
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I'd say
you just might book it.
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[ Laughter ]
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It's a shit shovel!
For shoveling shit!
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I mean, now that you're done
with school,
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you can finally join
the family business.
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Yeah.
Oh, congratulations, Al.
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Yeah, uh, thanks.
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Wait, what were
all the allusions
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you were making
to books and reading?
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Oh, no. Just because
there's writing on it.
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You know, I mean,
these are words.
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I think that's your name.
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And watch this.
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Whshht!
Boom!
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It also doubles as a gravestone.
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So when you drop dead
shoveling,
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it's just one-stop
shopping, baby.
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Wow!
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Look, it's just like mine,
only you got the newer model.
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Alright, you.
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Off to bed
'cause you need your rest.
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Tomorrow starts
your real education.
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Mm.
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Everything in the world
is perfect.
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[ Rooster crows ]
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Dad, why do we have
to start so early?
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Well, you know
the shoveler's pledge.
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"Any time, anywhere,
even if it's big."
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That's the pledge?
Yeah.
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It's easy to remember
because it doesn't rhyme.
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First job.
Big moment.
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Okay.
Let's just get this over with.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa!
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Easy there, cowboy.
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I got to teach you
"la technique."
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Alright, now, never turn
your back on the cart,
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and always lift
from your neck.
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The neck is the body's
power center.
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Why are these shovels
so short?
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Well, this way we have to stoop
over more, and it's harder.
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Those are negatives.
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That's the way
my dad taught me.
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I remember what he said just
before he died of shoveling.
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"Son, I feel weird."
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Alright.
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Cragnoor:
What did you say?
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I want to help you
conquer the Valdrogians,
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to swing the sword,
and hit the -- the --
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the -- the things.
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Yeah, like you.
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You do realize that
defending our kingdom
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is a solemn
and sacred honor?
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Once you take up arms,
there's no going back.
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Oh, yeah!
No, I totally get it.
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Do you?
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Totes.
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for the first time
in my life,
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I can gaze upon you without
feeling wrenching shame.
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Thank you.
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I-I-I love you, too.
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Lord Vexler, escort him
to the town gates
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with full
military honors.
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Are --
Are you sure about this?
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He -- He doesn't even
have any armor.
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He can wear mine.
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Alright, we're coming up
on Mitchell's house.
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Now,
he's a heavy hitter.
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He's got real
health problems.
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But don't let that
psych you out.
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You know, just --
we got to get in there.
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Hi-eee!
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Oh, God.
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I'll be right back.
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Hey, guys!
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How's it going?
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Not gonna lie.
It's pretty lit.
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Carpenter stuff
is going great,
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and Wesley Pervert over here
is killing it do--
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What are you doing again,
Wesley?
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Things.
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-Nice!
-Cool!
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Oh, and Mary's got
some big news.
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I'm getting married!
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I think you met him.
He's my brother.
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Sorry, fiancé.
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I just got to
get used to it.
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Fiancé. Fiancé.
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Still feels weird.
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Anyways, how's school?
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Uh, you know, it --
Al.
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You dropped
your shit shovel.
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Wait.
Oh, my God.
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I'm so confused.
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Are you shoveling shit?
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That is so great.
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I just love this for you
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'cause when you said
you were doing school,
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I was like, "Huh,"
but this just fits.
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It's like you finally
found your thing.
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Speaking of, I took
a truly wild shit
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behind that tree
over there.
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Do you think
you could...?
260
00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:35,534
Oh, we're all over it.
261
00:10:35,602 --> 00:10:37,602
Hey!
Tell them about today's special.
262
00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:39,338
No, I don't think they want
to hear about today's special.
263
00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:41,807
Please tell us
about today's special.
264
00:10:45,612 --> 00:10:49,548
Uh, Double Trouble Tuesdays
are here.
265
00:10:49,616 --> 00:10:51,550
Triple Dookie Sweepstakes.
266
00:10:51,618 --> 00:10:54,419
Buy one, get one,
kids go free.
267
00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:55,821
That's my girl.
268
00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:56,755
Aw!
269
00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:58,690
Nice seeing you!
270
00:10:58,692 --> 00:11:00,425
Well, that went great!
271
00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:03,362
I'd say we earned
our lunch today.
272
00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:04,896
Hey, don't turn your back
on the cart.
273
00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:07,232
Gonna take my lunch break
alone.
274
00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:09,901
Oh.
Okay, well...
275
00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:12,904
Well, see you later.
276
00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:13,905
Huh.
277
00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:20,379
♪♪
278
00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:24,383
All hail Prince Chauncley,
the...TBD.
279
00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:27,318
Thanks for
letting me tag along.
280
00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:29,188
We are honored to fight
by your side.
281
00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:30,789
You do your father proud.
282
00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:32,724
Ohh, guys, come on!
283
00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:34,325
We mean it.
284
00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:38,530
It isn't every prince who would
march into the Realm of Blood.
285
00:11:38,599 --> 00:11:41,266
Uh, listen, I'm a bit
of a battle newbie.
286
00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:42,868
These Valdrogians
we're off to conquer,
287
00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:44,870
what's, um --
what's the sitch?
288
00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:46,671
They're
a war-based people.
289
00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:50,141
A band of blood-mad maniacs
who live only to kill.
290
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:52,677
Hmm, so -- so, they all have
previous fighting experience
291
00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:54,013
is -- is what
you're telling me.
292
00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:55,414
Their currency is blood,
293
00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:57,282
their music human screams.
294
00:11:57,350 --> 00:12:00,019
They have no fear of death
and live as ghosts.
295
00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:03,154
But our -- our weaponry
is superior, I imagine.
296
00:12:03,224 --> 00:12:04,890
I don't know.
297
00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:08,560
They have these new things
called guns.
298
00:12:08,629 --> 00:12:10,361
They're pretty nuts.
299
00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:12,731
[ Bell tolling ]
300
00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:21,506
[ Whispers ] Maggie.
301
00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:23,642
Right,
I'm taking my break.
302
00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:26,044
[ Sighs ]
My dad is driving me crazy.
303
00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:29,915
He's just --
He's so old-fashioned and rigid.
304
00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:32,050
You need to lower
your expectations.
305
00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:33,852
I mean, look at me.
306
00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:35,921
I've been in this convent
two days,
307
00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:37,989
and I can already tell
it's a total dead-end job.
308
00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:41,593
I mean, the pay's crap,
the upward mobility
309
00:12:41,662 --> 00:12:44,729
is nonexistent,
but it's cushy.
310
00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:47,532
I mean, we're supposed
to cut off our tongues,
311
00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:50,735
and they never
even check.
312
00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:53,004
Go ahead and tell on me,
Trish.
313
00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:54,339
Oh, wait, no.
314
00:12:54,408 --> 00:12:56,541
You can't because
you've got no tongue.
315
00:12:56,610 --> 00:13:00,078
[Bleep] off!
316
00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:03,882
I just always thought our lives
would turn out differently.
317
00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:10,689
I mean, didn't you think you'd
be doing something...more?
318
00:13:10,758 --> 00:13:12,157
No.
319
00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:15,094
[ Sighs ]
320
00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:23,234
♪♪
321
00:13:23,304 --> 00:13:24,303
Where you been?
322
00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:25,971
You missed
the post-lunch rush.
323
00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:27,106
Sorry about that.
324
00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:30,375
You know, this business isn't
something you can play at.
325
00:13:30,444 --> 00:13:33,444
I mean, it requires dedication,
hard work --
326
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:36,581
W-W-W-What
the heck is that?
327
00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:39,584
Oh, I just made a slight
design modification.
328
00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:41,386
You made a what --
what -- a what-what?
329
00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:43,054
I made the handle longer.
Why?
330
00:13:43,124 --> 00:13:45,791
So I don't have to,
you know, stoop over.
331
00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:48,860
Aw, sweetie, you're supposed
to stoop over.
332
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:50,462
I showed you.
That's how we do it.
333
00:13:50,531 --> 00:13:52,397
Maybe
there's a better way?
334
00:13:52,466 --> 00:13:53,932
Okay, I get it.
You're confused.
335
00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:56,267
I've been throwing a lot at you
today, but don't worry,
336
00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:58,603
you have the rest of your life
to master this.
337
00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:01,873
But in the meantime, let me
just fix this for you.
338
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:03,342
Ohh!
339
00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:04,743
Alright, all set.
340
00:14:04,812 --> 00:14:06,611
Now, I want you to re-shovel
what you shoveled,
341
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:07,946
but do it the right way.
342
00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:10,549
What?
Re-shovel what you shoveled.
343
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:13,018
No, I'm not gonna re-shovel
what I shoveled.
344
00:14:13,086 --> 00:14:14,753
Why not?
Because
it's already shoveled.
345
00:14:14,822 --> 00:14:16,688
I'm trying to teach you
how to shovel.
346
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,289
I don't want to shovel!
347
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:21,026
Have you ever considered
that maybe there's a chance
348
00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:24,163
that I don't want to do
this stupid job?
349
00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:25,430
No, because you --
350
00:14:25,499 --> 00:14:27,833
you don't care about
what I'm going through.
351
00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:30,101
You don't care
about me at all.
352
00:14:30,171 --> 00:14:31,770
Uh, uh, okay, but...
353
00:14:31,839 --> 00:14:32,771
What?
354
00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:35,607
You turned your back
on the cart.
355
00:14:37,511 --> 00:14:39,044
Stop that cart!
356
00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:42,047
I say, I'm starting to think
that, um, strategically,
357
00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:44,516
this -- this battle
might be a bad idea.
358
00:14:44,585 --> 00:14:46,117
That's no excuse
to turn back.
359
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:49,254
After all,
we're able-bodied men.
360
00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:50,889
Al: Stop that cart!
361
00:14:54,395 --> 00:14:56,395
Oh, no!
I've fallen out somehow!
362
00:14:56,463 --> 00:15:01,934
♪♪
363
00:15:07,408 --> 00:15:08,907
[ Goat bleats ]
364
00:15:11,412 --> 00:15:13,478
Aah!
Ah, father.
365
00:15:13,547 --> 00:15:15,881
I apologize for summoning you
from your war chamber,
366
00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:18,817
but as you can see,
we have had quite the calamity,
367
00:15:18,886 --> 00:15:20,752
and I have
become wounded.
368
00:15:20,821 --> 00:15:22,021
Aah.
369
00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:24,556
Look, it's perfectly obvious
that you faked this injury.
370
00:15:24,625 --> 00:15:26,225
What?!
No!
371
00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:28,493
Dad, I...
372
00:15:28,562 --> 00:15:29,895
How, even?!
373
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:31,630
It's not my fault
somebody pushed a cart at me!
374
00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:34,566
Oh,
somebody pushed it?
375
00:15:34,568 --> 00:15:36,367
Yes, that is what
I am now saying,
376
00:15:36,437 --> 00:15:39,438
that somebody else
did this.
377
00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:41,840
Then punish them.
378
00:15:41,909 --> 00:15:43,575
What?
379
00:15:43,644 --> 00:15:45,711
If somebody else
is responsible,
380
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:48,447
then punish them!
381
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:51,583
Or can you
not even do that?
382
00:15:51,585 --> 00:15:53,385
No, no, no,
of course I can.
383
00:15:53,454 --> 00:15:55,720
Um...
384
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:58,590
Who -- Who --
Who is responsible for this?
385
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:04,129
Yeah, hi, uh, uh --
It was me.
386
00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:06,398
Uh, I did whatever
the thing was.
387
00:16:06,467 --> 00:16:10,269
I'm very sorry.
388
00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:11,970
Come with me.
389
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:23,949
I just --
I can't believe
390
00:16:24,018 --> 00:16:26,351
they're gonna
chop your head off.
391
00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:28,286
You'll do fine without me,
kiddo.
392
00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:30,155
Just remember
this life advice --
393
00:16:30,224 --> 00:16:32,358
If you work hard
and be kind,
394
00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:34,226
everything will always
go your way.
395
00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:36,027
Bring out the prisoner.
396
00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:37,495
Got to go.
397
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:38,363
Dad!
398
00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:40,298
Why did you
take the blame?
399
00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:42,368
For the same reason
I do everything.
400
00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:44,970
'Cause I'm your father,
and I love you.
401
00:16:45,039 --> 00:16:46,838
I am so sorry.
Everything I said, I --
402
00:16:46,907 --> 00:16:48,640
No, no, no.
It's okay. It's okay.
403
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:51,243
The truth is you're too smart
for this job.
404
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:53,111
You get your brains
from your mother.
405
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:55,113
Before she died,
I-I promised her
406
00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:57,715
I'd do my best for you.
407
00:16:57,717 --> 00:17:00,452
I taught you
everything I knew this morning.
408
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:04,055
And I know you'll succeed
at whatever you do.
409
00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,791
[ Clears throat ]
410
00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:07,393
Got to go.
411
00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:09,695
[ Cheering ]
412
00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:15,734
Is this good for you?
413
00:17:15,803 --> 00:17:18,336
In the name of
Prince Chauncley the --
414
00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:19,938
Wait!
415
00:17:19,940 --> 00:17:22,740
[ Crowd gasping ]
416
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:23,942
You can't kill this man.
417
00:17:23,944 --> 00:17:25,076
Uh, why not?
418
00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:27,079
This kingdom needs him.
419
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:30,148
He is the heart and soul
of this town.
420
00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:31,417
I mean, Linda,
421
00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:34,620
when you ate that curry,
remember?
422
00:17:34,688 --> 00:17:35,753
He was there.
423
00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:38,690
And, Todd, when you had
that flu thing,
424
00:17:38,759 --> 00:17:39,891
he was there.
425
00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:41,493
A lot.
426
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:44,562
And, Mitchell, I mean,
where to start?
427
00:17:44,632 --> 00:17:46,632
[ Laughter ]
428
00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:48,767
We all need my dad
429
00:17:48,836 --> 00:17:53,772
because he is the kind of guy
who is there for us.
430
00:17:53,841 --> 00:17:58,644
Any time, anywhere,
even if it's big.
431
00:17:58,712 --> 00:18:02,580
[ Cheering ]
432
00:18:02,650 --> 00:18:04,450
Yeah, look, I-I'd love
to help your father,
433
00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:06,051
but I'm afraid
it's just not possible.
434
00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:07,319
What?
Why not?
435
00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:08,786
Well,
it's hard to explain.
436
00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:10,989
I come from a long line
of murderous tyrants,
437
00:18:10,991 --> 00:18:12,324
and there's just --
438
00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:15,393
there's a lot of pressure
on me to, um...
439
00:18:15,463 --> 00:18:18,796
Carry on
the family tradition.
440
00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:20,198
Yes.
441
00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:21,933
Yeah,
e-e-exactly.
442
00:18:22,002 --> 00:18:23,869
And when everyone expects you
to be one thing,
443
00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:28,006
can you ever really
be a different thing?
444
00:18:28,008 --> 00:18:31,443
I don't know,
but you can try.
445
00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:35,147
Um...
446
00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:41,153
♪♪
447
00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:47,025
♪♪
448
00:18:47,094 --> 00:18:49,895
Wait. Uh...
449
00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:51,096
Let -- Let him go.
450
00:18:51,165 --> 00:18:55,633
[ Cheers and applause ]
451
00:18:55,703 --> 00:18:58,436
We've been waiting for an hour.
At least torture him.
452
00:18:58,438 --> 00:18:59,771
Yeah, or flog him.
453
00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:02,541
Yeah, or spank his butt
or suck his dick or something!
454
00:19:04,778 --> 00:19:07,579
Hey, let's hear it
for the prince. Chaunc-ley!
455
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:11,850
Crowd: [ Chanting ] Chaunc-ley!
Chaunc-ley! Chaunc-ley!
456
00:19:11,852 --> 00:19:15,120
Oh, wow.
He -- He did not like that.
457
00:19:15,189 --> 00:19:17,989
Well, I thought
it was pretty cool.
458
00:19:18,058 --> 00:19:19,558
Huh.
459
00:19:21,195 --> 00:19:23,328
[ Laughs ]
460
00:19:23,397 --> 00:19:25,464
[ Cheers and applause ]
461
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,068
Pretty cool.
462
00:19:30,070 --> 00:19:37,475
♪♪
463
00:19:37,545 --> 00:19:39,144
Ugh.
464
00:19:39,213 --> 00:19:40,746
Terrible.
465
00:19:40,814 --> 00:19:49,287
♪♪
466
00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:58,163
♪♪
467
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:02,300
Executioner:
Bring out the prisoner!
468
00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:04,770
Hey,
no crazy hag this time.
469
00:20:04,838 --> 00:20:06,772
Wow.
Yeah, that's a first.
470
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:08,306
[ Mad Jane cackles ]
471
00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:11,043
Oh, wait, no, she was
just hiding in that barrel.
472
00:20:11,111 --> 00:20:13,445
You know why this town
is so stupid?
473
00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:15,447
Because nothing
ever changes.
474
00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:19,084
Mad Jane: You're all gonna
burn in hell!
475
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:21,653
Like this?
476
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:22,788
Close.
477
00:20:22,856 --> 00:20:26,325
You might want to move
your hands a little higher.
478
00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:29,795
Okay.
479
00:20:29,863 --> 00:20:30,996
Gotcha.
480
00:20:31,065 --> 00:20:32,765
Here goes nothing.
481
00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:37,803
Oh, yeah, I can
get used to this.
482
00:20:37,871 --> 00:20:39,004
Right?
483
00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:41,206
Oh, thanks, Allie.
484
00:20:41,275 --> 00:20:43,042
Anytime.
485
00:20:45,145 --> 00:20:47,279
You want to grab lunch?
486
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:49,347
Really?
Yeah.
487
00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:51,349
I'd say we earned it.
488
00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:53,218
You lead the way.
489
00:20:53,287 --> 00:21:01,092
♪♪
490
00:21:01,161 --> 00:21:08,967
♪♪
491
00:21:08,969 --> 00:21:16,708
♪♪
492
00:21:16,777 --> 00:21:24,583
♪♪
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