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♪♪
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Hello?
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Jackie?
Yeah?
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Dawn from Cook County
Meat and Fish.
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Hi.
Oh, thank you for coming.
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You look exactly
like I pictured you
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from all of
our phone calls.
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You are, too. But weirdly,
you sound different.
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Oh, I love this space!
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[ Chuckles ]
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You know, a lot of new
restaurants try too hard.
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Yeah, not us.
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We know what it takes
to get the job done,
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and we do
just a little bit less.
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[ Both laugh ]
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You're hilarious,
you know that?
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No, I'm not. Am I?
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Yeah, heck yeah.
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Okay,
so, I got your menu.
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I will put together
a preliminary order.
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That way,
you can price me
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against other suppliers
you're considering.
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I mean, thieves.
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[ Laughing ]
No, I'm kidding.
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I mean suppliers.
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Who steal.
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[ Both laugh ]
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Sorry I'm late.
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D.J. came over
to watch the baby,
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and she hit him in the eye
with a rattle.
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He cried, she cried,
and then I cried
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'cause I don't have
better child care.
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Becky, this is Dawn
from Cook County Meat and Fish.
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She thinks I'm hilarious.
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Such a pleasure,
Becky.
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I have to tell you,
I think comfort food
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in this location
is gonna be a big winner.
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The only thing you're missing is
a signature, big-ticket item.
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Steak.
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You need to offer
a good steak.
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We can't afford
a good steak.
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And I'm not just talking
about the customers.
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I'm talking about the people
that own the restaurant.
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Becky, Dawn has
a fantastic background.
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She was a buyer
for a big restaurant chain.
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I started this company
after the managing partner
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at the old place
groped me in the stock room.
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Can you believe that?
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Same thing.
The stock room.
Happened to me.
In the stock room.
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Yep,
and look at us now.
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Well, I'm looking at you
in those boots,
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and I got to tell you,
I love those.
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Oh, well, they'd look good
on your cute, little figure.
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Oh, no, I could never
pull off boots like that.
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Oh,
you wouldn't have to.
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Your boyfriend
would be pulling them off.
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And he wouldn't stop there!
[ Chuckles ]
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Oh, yeah, you better
quit it right now!
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I mean, I --
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I don't even have
a boyfriend.
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Oh. Neither do I.
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But so what?
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Here's to being
our own soul mates.
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Amen!
Amen.
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Yes, we love ourselves,
and men don't want us.
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Can we get back
to the food?
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Let's talk prices.
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Okay.
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Well, this has been fun.
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I will make a list
of what I think you need,
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and I will send you
an itemized estimate.
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Au revoir.
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That's French
for "goodbye."
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I know.
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Everybody knows.
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And before you fall in love
with her,
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we should discuss
whether we can afford her.
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I love her.
I'm not in love with her.
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[ Grunting ]
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Oh, my God!
What happened?
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He tweaked his back
nailing the floorboard.
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I'm fine. I just got to soak it
and then lay down.
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No, you need
to see a doctor.
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I'm gonna take you
to urgent care.
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It's just a twinge.
I'm fine.
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Ow!
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♪ I feel good ♪
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♪ I knew that I would ♪
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Whoa!
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♪ I feel nice ♪
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♪ Like sugar and spice ♪
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Jackie: Ohh, Dan.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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"The Conners" is
recorded in front of
a live studio audience.
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[ Groaning ]
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[ Groaning continues ]
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Can I help you
with something?
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If I need help,
I'll ask for it.
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See?
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Easy peasy.
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Huh.
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Harris got a letter
from Central Illinois State.
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The college
or the penitentiary?
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"Congratulations.
You're a Mud Turtle."
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Oh, my God, she got in!
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That's great!
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Finally, someone from
this family made it to college.
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Hey, I went to college.
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You went to art school.
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That's basically Color Me Mine
with a library.
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How much is this college
gonna cost you?
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I don't know,
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but now that I'm a divorced,
unemployed single mom,
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we might actually have a shot
at some financial aid.
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My plan to destroy my life
is working.
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I told you
to stick with it.
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You know what --
Harris asked me
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to bring some clothes
over to Odessa's.
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I'm gonna take them over there
right now and show this to her.
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Ah, she's finally gonna let you
into the dope den.
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Ah, at least now I got a shot
at getting her out of there
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and into a dorm room!
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No drugs there.
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Hello, Odessa.
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Harris is expecting me.
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[ British accent ]
Before the other side you see,
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answer me
these questions three.
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Uh, somebody
just smoked a bowl
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watching
"Monty Python's Holy Grail."
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Correct.
You may pass.
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[ Vacuum cleaner whirring ]
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[ Normal voice ]
Not what you expected, huh?
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We do the human sacrifices
in my bedroom.
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Hey, Mom.
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Guess what.
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You are a Mud Turtle.
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[ Whirring stops ]
I haven't put on makeup yet.
Give me a break.
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No.
You got into college.
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Central Illinois State.
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We've got a tour
on Friday.
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Yeah,
I'm not going to that.
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What? Why not?
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I start working at
Price Warehouse next Monday.
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They've got a program
for employees
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to get a business degree
online.
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Well, I-I don't want you
to go to school online.
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It's a great deal, Mom.
It's only 350 bucks a year.
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Yeah, but I want you
to live in a dorm
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and gain 15 pounds
and get mono.
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That's for rich kids.
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We don't have the money
for college.
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Yeah, no, we already
have an appointment
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with the financial aid
office.
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They want to help us.
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A-And see? They look forward
to meeting you.
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Nobody ever looks forward
to meeting you.
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[ Scoffs ]
They write that to everyone.
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No, they don't. This is
written directly to you,
"Mr. Harris Coner."
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[ Scoffs ]
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And why do you want
a business degree, anyway?
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You should study writing.
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You remember
when the Sun-Times printed
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your "I Hate Lanford" article
and everybody was so angry?
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That's the happiest
I've ever seen you.
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Yeah.
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The Mayor called me an
embarrassment to the community.
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Of course
that made me feel good.
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Okay.
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I'll go on the tour.
For you.
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Mud Turtles!
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A mud turtle
is the worst mascot ever.
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What's the cheer?
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"Go, fight.
Do something."
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Mud Turtles! Whoo!
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Whew!
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Instead of an estimate, we got
a bill from your gal pal, Dawn,
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which is weird, because
I don't remember hiring her.
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She made a good case
for her company at lunch,
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so I went for it.
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So now decisions are being made
without me over lunch?
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Well, we were hungry after
our Pinot and Painting class.
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I'm learning so much
about myself.
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I always knew I could drink,
but I didn't know I could paint.
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This is twice
what we agreed we could afford.
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Look at what she's charging us
for vegetables.
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They're all
locally sourced.
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I don't care
if they're locally sourced.
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I care
if they're locally eaten.
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And she went ahead
and put the steak on here.
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Dawn showed me
that with an upgraded menu,
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we can pull people
as far away as Chicago.
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You're right.
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You can't get a good steak
in Chicago!
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You got to drive an hour to
a roadside diner in a dying town
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that bought their steak
from Chicago.
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I'm sorry that you don't
trust Dawn, but I do.
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Jackie, okay, um...
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I might be wrong,
but Dawn is a saleswoman.
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Isn't it possible that she's
pretending to be your friend
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to ratchet up the bill?
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I'm afraid she might be
taking advantage of you.
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Au contraire.
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I'm taking advantage of her
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by being her friend
and picking her brain.
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"Au contraire"?
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Now you're talking
like her.
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You've never said "au contraire"
in your life!
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Au contraire!
I said it just a second ago!
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Dawn likes me.
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She invited me
to the Rockford Wine Festival.
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Well, okay.
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If she's really
your friend,
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maybe you should
cut the order in half
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and see if she still wants to go
to the wine festival with you.
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Oh, she'll still want me to go.
It's a fait accompli.
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♪♪
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Okay. Your counselor
will be right in.
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See you around campus,
Harris.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Hm? He's cute.
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Why would I date him
when there's professors here?
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Hi. I'm Helen.
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I'm here to help
with your financial aid.
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Hi.
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So, Harris, what did you think
of the campus?
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It was cool.
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I like that the student paper
investigates real stuff.
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And it's far away enough
from my house
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that my mom can't visit
on a whim.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Well, Harris, we thought
your admissions packet
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was really special.
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Your "I Hate Lanford" essay
was spot-on.
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My ex is from there.
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Thanks.
I'm glad you liked it.
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Uh, along with showing you
that Harris is special,
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our application should've also
shown you that we're super poor.
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Like Dust Bowl poor.
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That's why we put together
a comprehensive aid package
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to make this happen.
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Sweet.
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Okay.
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Loan...
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loan...
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loan.
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Um...
[ Chuckles ]
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Where are all the grants
and scholarships --
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you know,
the free money?
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Well, I'm sure
you folks expected
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that you'd be
contributing something.
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Uh, yeah, something,
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but you have us paying
everything, and with interest.
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I mean,
we can't afford this.
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According to this chart,
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it'll take me 20 years
to pay back these loans.
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00:10:08,710 --> 00:10:12,290
20 years goes by
faster than you think.
260
00:10:12,290 --> 00:10:14,750
You can waste that on a man
everybody said was wrong for you
261
00:10:14,750 --> 00:10:15,710
but you knew better.
262
00:10:15,710 --> 00:10:17,210
[ Chuckles ]
263
00:10:20,290 --> 00:10:21,670
I'm confused.
264
00:10:21,670 --> 00:10:24,540
I mean, the letter you sent us
promised to help us.
265
00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:26,170
I want to.
266
00:10:26,170 --> 00:10:27,960
Um, does Harris have
a unique skill
267
00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:30,540
that might qualify her
for a scholarship?
268
00:10:30,540 --> 00:10:34,790
A female tuba player is
a college admissions home run.
269
00:10:34,790 --> 00:10:35,960
Do you play the tuba?
270
00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:37,170
Yes.
No.
271
00:10:38,750 --> 00:10:41,000
This is a waste of time.
I shouldn't have come here.
272
00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,540
No, Harris, wait.
We're still talking.
273
00:10:42,540 --> 00:10:44,330
I'm done.
274
00:10:44,330 --> 00:10:46,460
I felt good about my plan,
and then I let you drag me here
275
00:10:46,460 --> 00:10:48,120
and show me everything
that I can't have.
276
00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:49,170
Thanks a lot.
277
00:10:50,380 --> 00:10:52,540
You know what?
This whole thing is a scam.
278
00:10:52,540 --> 00:10:54,710
You just bring people down here,
get their hopes up,
279
00:10:54,710 --> 00:10:56,670
and then try to trick them
into crippling loans
280
00:10:56,670 --> 00:10:59,170
they'll be paying back
for the rest of their lives.
281
00:10:59,170 --> 00:11:01,540
You should be ashamed
of yourself.
282
00:11:01,540 --> 00:11:04,500
You know, I want
my $100 application fee back.
283
00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:07,380
I'm sorry.
We -- We can't do that.
284
00:11:07,380 --> 00:11:08,830
Well, that check was
never gonna clear anyway.
285
00:11:08,830 --> 00:11:09,830
Good day.
286
00:11:09,830 --> 00:11:13,330
♪♪
287
00:11:13,330 --> 00:11:15,330
Dan?
288
00:11:15,330 --> 00:11:17,040
Yeah?
289
00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:19,380
Uh, I heard
you hurt your back,
290
00:11:19,380 --> 00:11:22,580
so I came by
to check on you.
291
00:11:22,580 --> 00:11:24,290
Mark said you've been in there
for a couple hours.
292
00:11:24,290 --> 00:11:25,460
You okay?
293
00:11:25,460 --> 00:11:27,380
I can't pull myself
out of the tub.
294
00:11:27,380 --> 00:11:28,830
[ Sighs ]
295
00:11:28,830 --> 00:11:31,330
You're gonna get sick
if you stay in there too long.
296
00:11:32,670 --> 00:11:33,790
I'm coming in.
297
00:11:33,790 --> 00:11:35,250
Aw, geez!
298
00:11:35,250 --> 00:11:39,210
Uh...okay, give me a second
to cover up, would ya?
299
00:11:41,290 --> 00:11:42,330
Alright.
300
00:11:44,790 --> 00:11:45,790
[ Sighs ]
301
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,460
Oh, rainbow bubbles?
[ Chuckles ]
302
00:11:49,460 --> 00:11:51,830
I didn't picture you
as a bath bomb kind of guy.
303
00:11:51,830 --> 00:11:53,960
I'm a very complex man.
304
00:11:55,330 --> 00:11:58,380
I have a gay grandson
who gave me this for Christmas.
305
00:11:58,380 --> 00:12:00,750
I thought
the Epsom salts would help.
306
00:12:00,750 --> 00:12:02,670
I didn't know
the glitter and the color
307
00:12:02,670 --> 00:12:04,210
would turn me
into a merman.
308
00:12:05,830 --> 00:12:08,620
Uh, your -- your hair
has shampoo in it.
309
00:12:08,620 --> 00:12:10,960
Yeah, I-I was gonna rinse it off
with the hose attachment.
310
00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:12,620
It fell in the tub.
311
00:12:12,620 --> 00:12:16,670
Well, I could...
reach in there and root around.
312
00:12:16,670 --> 00:12:18,460
Might change our relationship.
[ Chuckles ]
313
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,250
Oh, it's -- it's just
a little shampoo.
314
00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:24,210
I'll get it.
315
00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:25,500
Um, here.
316
00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:26,580
[ Grunts ]
317
00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:27,960
Okay.
318
00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:29,120
Okay.
319
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,000
There.
320
00:12:34,460 --> 00:12:37,210
See?
That's not so bad, is it?
321
00:12:37,210 --> 00:12:38,540
It's kind of nice.
322
00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:39,750
Oh, soap in my eye.
Soap in my eye!
323
00:12:39,750 --> 00:12:40,920
Oh. Here, I got it.
324
00:12:43,460 --> 00:12:44,670
Okay.
325
00:12:46,420 --> 00:12:47,920
Yeah.
326
00:12:54,380 --> 00:12:55,250
Um...
327
00:12:56,710 --> 00:12:58,380
Alright.
328
00:12:58,380 --> 00:13:00,710
Let's get you
out of that tub.
329
00:13:00,710 --> 00:13:03,250
Now, do you want to, uh,
have some more towels,
330
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:04,670
or should I
just close my eyes?
331
00:13:04,670 --> 00:13:07,290
More towels. You're gonna peek.
You can't help yourself.
332
00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:12,500
[ Both laughing ]
333
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,170
Well,
it looks like you two
334
00:13:14,170 --> 00:13:15,830
had a good time
at the wine festival.
335
00:13:15,830 --> 00:13:17,790
I only had one glass.
336
00:13:17,790 --> 00:13:20,540
I don't know why I threw up
in the Uber, but...
337
00:13:20,540 --> 00:13:22,210
[ Laughs ]
338
00:13:22,210 --> 00:13:24,080
Dawn bought me this.
339
00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:26,000
Ohh.
I'll be right back.
340
00:13:29,830 --> 00:13:32,920
Well,
guess I was wrong.
341
00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:35,210
She really is
your friend.
342
00:13:35,210 --> 00:13:36,460
She still took you
to the festival
343
00:13:36,460 --> 00:13:37,710
even though
you cut the order.
344
00:13:37,710 --> 00:13:39,380
Well...
345
00:13:39,380 --> 00:13:40,880
You did cut the order?
346
00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:41,790
Eh...not exactly.
347
00:13:41,790 --> 00:13:43,040
Jackie!
348
00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:45,040
Oh, I don't want to know,
Becky.
349
00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:46,540
Dawn's the only friend
I've got.
350
00:13:46,540 --> 00:13:47,830
That's not true.
351
00:13:47,830 --> 00:13:49,000
Women don't like me,
Becky!
352
00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:59,420
I'm a woman,
and I used to like you.
353
00:13:59,420 --> 00:14:02,290
I'm 64, and I'm tired
of being lonely.
354
00:14:02,290 --> 00:14:03,830
She's the first friend
I've had in years,
355
00:14:03,830 --> 00:14:05,500
and I don't want
to lose her.
356
00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:08,330
But isn't it better to find out
now if she's playing you,
357
00:14:08,330 --> 00:14:10,670
before you get
any more attached to her?
358
00:14:10,670 --> 00:14:12,170
Or I never find out
359
00:14:12,170 --> 00:14:14,250
and I live
in a happy fantasy world
360
00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:17,580
where I go from wine festival
to wine festival.
361
00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:20,960
Look, I just don't want
to see you get lied to
362
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,290
in another relationship.
363
00:14:23,290 --> 00:14:24,920
You deserve a real friend.
364
00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:26,880
I know I do.
365
00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:29,210
How about a glass of wine
for courage?
366
00:14:30,540 --> 00:14:32,710
But just one.
I don't want to get sloppy.
367
00:14:32,710 --> 00:14:34,710
♪♪
368
00:14:40,210 --> 00:14:42,790
What are you doing
out here?
369
00:14:42,790 --> 00:14:44,580
Trying to freeze myself
to death
370
00:14:44,580 --> 00:14:47,460
so Harris can get
some hardship money for college.
371
00:14:47,460 --> 00:14:49,040
You might want
to take your shoes off.
372
00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:50,460
It'll go faster.
373
00:14:54,290 --> 00:14:56,830
The school wouldn't
give us any money.
374
00:14:56,830 --> 00:14:58,500
If I'd saved anything,
375
00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:01,830
my daughter wouldn't be
giving up her dreams at 17.
376
00:15:01,830 --> 00:15:03,920
Hi. Welcome
to the Conner family.
377
00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:05,210
Pbhhhht!
378
00:15:07,170 --> 00:15:08,540
Dad,
you should've seen her face
379
00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:10,750
when she was
walking around that campus.
380
00:15:10,750 --> 00:15:13,420
I swear
she was actually smiling.
381
00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:17,000
I feel like I failed her.
382
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,960
Don't beat yourself up.
383
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:22,580
It sounds like she's got
a few things figured out.
384
00:15:22,580 --> 00:15:24,460
Hey, I'm sure
it's a great school,
385
00:15:24,460 --> 00:15:26,790
but she probably doesn't want
all that debt.
386
00:15:26,790 --> 00:15:30,170
And a business degree,
that's not a bad idea.
387
00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:32,920
I want more for her.
388
00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:35,540
I know what you want.
389
00:15:35,540 --> 00:15:38,080
But it's time to get on board
to the future she's building.
390
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,250
And if you're not careful,
you're gonna make her feel like
391
00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:44,790
she's never accomplished
anything in your eyes.
392
00:15:44,790 --> 00:15:46,460
[ Chuckling ] Oh.
You mean like art school?
393
00:15:46,460 --> 00:15:47,250
[ Hisses ]
394
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:48,580
[ Hisses ]
395
00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:54,000
You know where I'm gonna be
Monday morning?
396
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:57,540
At Harris' first day of work,
congratulating her.
397
00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:59,120
And you should be, too.
398
00:16:00,420 --> 00:16:01,540
Wait.
399
00:16:01,540 --> 00:16:04,080
Is that glitter
in your eyebrows?
400
00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:06,080
I wish it was
just in my eyebrows.
401
00:16:12,330 --> 00:16:15,080
So, Dawn, um...
402
00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:17,500
I'm just gonna say this.
403
00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:19,080
I have to cut
our food order.
404
00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:20,500
I got
a little carried away,
405
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,580
and I didn't discuss it
with Becky.
406
00:16:22,580 --> 00:16:24,250
Well,
that's disappointing.
407
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:25,250
I know.
408
00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:26,580
And even though
it wasn't real,
409
00:16:26,580 --> 00:16:28,420
I really enjoyed
being your friend.
410
00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:30,040
What are you talking about?
What wasn't real?
411
00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:31,420
This. Us.
412
00:16:31,420 --> 00:16:32,670
I know you were
just being nice to me
413
00:16:32,670 --> 00:16:35,000
so I'd buy more stuff,
and I get it.
414
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,290
I'm not hilarious.
I don't have a cute figure.
415
00:16:37,290 --> 00:16:40,210
I'm just a woman
with a roadside restaurant.
416
00:16:40,210 --> 00:16:43,250
So, you think I was just
pretending to be your friend
417
00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:45,540
so I could make a few bucks
on an order?
418
00:16:45,540 --> 00:16:47,170
That's ridiculous.
419
00:16:47,170 --> 00:16:49,330
Look, you're cool,
you're smart,
420
00:16:49,330 --> 00:16:51,500
you're just damaged enough
to be entertaining.
421
00:16:53,290 --> 00:16:55,080
And you set off
all those car alarms
422
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,960
to shorten the line
at the wine festival.
423
00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:01,790
When you want wine,
you are absolutely fearless.
424
00:17:01,790 --> 00:17:04,330
Hey, they were running low
on white Zin.
425
00:17:04,330 --> 00:17:07,000
Somebody needed
to take action.
426
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,460
I have a blast with you,
427
00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:10,250
and it's hard for me
to make female friends.
428
00:17:10,250 --> 00:17:11,540
I think
they're intimidated by me.
429
00:17:11,540 --> 00:17:12,750
[ Sighs ] So same.
430
00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:14,210
Mm.
431
00:17:14,210 --> 00:17:16,790
So, we're still going
to Cheyenne Pete's?
432
00:17:16,790 --> 00:17:18,120
Oh, hell yeah!
433
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:20,170
We're drunk and fun. We're not
gonna waste that at home.
434
00:17:20,170 --> 00:17:21,460
No way!
435
00:17:21,460 --> 00:17:22,620
I'll be right back.
436
00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:26,080
I cut the order,
and she's my friend.
437
00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:28,330
In your face!
438
00:17:28,330 --> 00:17:30,170
That's great.
[ Chuckles ]
439
00:17:30,170 --> 00:17:31,210
I'm happy for you.
440
00:17:31,210 --> 00:17:32,830
We're going bull riding.
441
00:17:32,830 --> 00:17:34,710
Hey, I'm off in an hour.
Can I come?
442
00:17:34,710 --> 00:17:36,540
Becky, back off!
443
00:17:36,540 --> 00:17:39,290
It's like you reek
of desperation.
444
00:17:40,580 --> 00:17:43,170
♪♪
445
00:17:43,170 --> 00:17:45,080
You know, um,
I'm not complaining,
446
00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:46,580
but the smell
of those pain patches
447
00:17:46,580 --> 00:17:48,790
is a little overwhelming.
448
00:17:48,790 --> 00:17:50,460
Oh.
449
00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:52,540
I thought the mosquito candle
would cover it up.
450
00:17:52,540 --> 00:17:54,080
[ Chuckles ]
More wine?
451
00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:55,170
Sure.
452
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,540
When I can venture
more than 10 feet
453
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:03,790
from an outlet
next week,
454
00:18:03,790 --> 00:18:06,540
I'll take you
to a real restaurant.
455
00:18:06,540 --> 00:18:09,290
Um, since you brought up
next week,
456
00:18:09,290 --> 00:18:11,170
there's something
I want to talk to you about.
457
00:18:11,170 --> 00:18:12,710
Shoot.
458
00:18:12,710 --> 00:18:14,540
There's a promoter
459
00:18:14,540 --> 00:18:17,420
that offered my old band
a tour of the Midwest.
460
00:18:17,420 --> 00:18:19,670
That's great!
461
00:18:19,670 --> 00:18:20,830
How long?
462
00:18:20,830 --> 00:18:23,580
Three months,
at -- at least.
463
00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:25,420
Could be six.
464
00:18:25,420 --> 00:18:26,540
Wow.
465
00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:28,460
You know, the road
is a blast and all,
466
00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:31,500
but if you felt like
you...wanted me to stick around,
467
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:33,120
I could pass on it.
468
00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:34,620
I wouldn't be comfortable
469
00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:37,250
costing you
that kind of an opportunity.
470
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:38,830
I'd be okay with it.
471
00:18:38,830 --> 00:18:43,080
'Cause, you know, things are
going pretty well with us.
472
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,210
I think they are, too.
473
00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:51,790
Dan, this may be my last chance
to go on the road.
474
00:18:51,790 --> 00:18:53,170
But I'll give that up.
475
00:18:54,380 --> 00:18:56,790
I think you need me.
476
00:18:56,790 --> 00:18:59,540
So if you want me
to stay...
477
00:18:59,540 --> 00:19:01,420
tell me to stay.
478
00:19:01,420 --> 00:19:03,420
Of course
I want you to stay.
479
00:19:04,380 --> 00:19:06,040
Okay.
480
00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:09,710
So, does that mean you're ready
for a real relationship,
481
00:19:09,710 --> 00:19:12,040
with everything
that goes with it?
482
00:19:17,670 --> 00:19:18,710
Got it.
483
00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:21,880
I got to go.
484
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,420
[ Sighs ]
485
00:19:24,420 --> 00:19:26,080
Take care of yourself,
Dan Conner.
486
00:19:28,670 --> 00:19:30,580
That's what I do best.
487
00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:35,710
♪♪
488
00:19:35,710 --> 00:19:37,460
Hi.
489
00:19:37,460 --> 00:19:39,790
That's my granddaughter!
That's my granddaughter!
490
00:19:39,790 --> 00:19:41,540
First day! First day!
491
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,420
Grandpa,
what are you doing here?
492
00:19:44,420 --> 00:19:46,620
Hopefully, embarrassing the hell
out of you.
493
00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:48,620
And letting you know
how proud I am of you.
494
00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:50,420
Thanks.
495
00:19:50,420 --> 00:19:53,120
And also probably gonna
pick up some tiger balm
496
00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:54,500
and a canned ham
while I'm here.
497
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:55,710
Pbhhhht!
498
00:19:58,460 --> 00:20:00,330
Hey.
499
00:20:00,330 --> 00:20:03,000
Am I the only one in this family
who works?
500
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,580
I just wanted
to say to you,
501
00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:08,380
in front of these vending
machines and this rocket ride,
502
00:20:08,380 --> 00:20:10,170
that I was wrong.
503
00:20:10,170 --> 00:20:12,580
I think what you're doing
is great.
504
00:20:12,580 --> 00:20:14,960
You found a way to go to
college. I mean, that's amazing.
505
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:16,580
Really?
506
00:20:16,580 --> 00:20:19,120
I feel like
I'm...disappointing you.
507
00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:20,210
Never.
508
00:20:20,210 --> 00:20:22,120
I am so proud of you.
509
00:20:23,380 --> 00:20:25,210
You know,
I just want you to be happy.
510
00:20:25,210 --> 00:20:27,420
Well, you want to hear
something weird?
511
00:20:27,420 --> 00:20:28,920
I am happy.
512
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:31,790
I'm gonna get a business degree,
and I'm gonna get rich
513
00:20:31,790 --> 00:20:32,920
exploiting
people like you.
514
00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:33,960
[ Chuckles ]
515
00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:36,580
Well,
that would be great.
516
00:20:36,580 --> 00:20:38,380
Can you do it quick enough
to send Mark to college?
517
00:20:38,380 --> 00:20:39,330
[ Chuckles ] Sure.
518
00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:45,330
Okay.
519
00:20:45,330 --> 00:20:47,460
It's my first day.
I got to get in there.
520
00:20:47,460 --> 00:20:48,290
Mm.
521
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:49,580
Do you want me
to get fired?
522
00:20:49,580 --> 00:20:50,710
A little bit.
523
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:56,080
Okay,
now that I'm painting,
524
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:59,380
I finished something
that I'm really proud of,
525
00:20:59,380 --> 00:21:01,210
and I think that it would
look great in here --
526
00:21:01,210 --> 00:21:02,880
if you agree, partner.
527
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:05,120
Of course you can
hang your painting in here.
528
00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:08,170
I call it "Dawn At Dusk."
529
00:21:12,790 --> 00:21:14,960
Wow.
You're really talented.
530
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:17,380
If you put that up in here,
I quit.
531
00:21:17,380 --> 00:21:20,460
Okay, I will put it up
in the storage room.
532
00:21:20,460 --> 00:21:22,880
But when I finish
"Dawn At Dawn,"
533
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:24,500
it's going up in here.
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