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The Carmichael Show is taped in
front of a live studio audience.
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(loudly): Joe, time for dinner.
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I'm not calling you again.
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What's Dad doing in there?
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Oh, he got himself one of
those Facebook Web sites.
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He made me take 25
profile pictures of him,
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before I "captured his essence."
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Well, I think it's great he's becoming
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more connected with the world.
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He might finally see other
opinions than his own,
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and it might make him less opinionated.
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Maxine, I don't think Facebook
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or the Internet has ever made
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a single person less opinionated.
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You know?
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And I formed that opinion
after the Internet,
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- so I know it holds up.
- (laughs)
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- (laughs)
- All right. I'm gonna go get him.
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Yo, Dad. What's up?
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I'm drunk on power, Jerrod.
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Now, look, you got to understand this.
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I always had these thoughts in my head,
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but I've been looking for an outlet,
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and I finally found one.
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Joe Carmichael is
killing it on Facebook.
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All right, all right, Dad.
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Slow down for a second.
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How many friends you got?
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Brace yourself. 52!
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Am I bracing myself
for a larger number?
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Well, Jerrod, I've never been friends
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with 52 people, all together,
during my entire lifetime.
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Shoot, now I got 52 people
listening to my every word.
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Okay, Dad, you've been
alive for a long time.
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You should get out more.
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That's like a friend a year.
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Joe Carmichael is
killing it on Facebook.
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My man!
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Look, I was getting a haircut, right?
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And I started reading
your status updates
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out loud at the barbershop.
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Man, you are really inspiring people.
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(laughs) Daddy, stand on up.
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Take a bow, man. You earned it.
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Oh, man, I ain't getting
up off this couch.
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But I appreciate the gesture.
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Look, Bobby, instead of
reading Dad's Facebook posts,
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you should read my tweets
out loud at the barbershop.
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Come on, man, nah, Jerrod.
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Like, (scoffs) Dad got
good social commentary.
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Your tweets always sound negative.
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(laughing) What are you talking about?
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I have amazing social
commentary, Bobby.
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Dude, there's a difference
between you and Dad.
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Matter of fact, hold on,
let me pull this up.
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This is Dad. Posted this earlier:
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"Strippers don't like it
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"when you get change
for a 20 off the stage."
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Come on, man.
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It's genius.
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You know what I mean? And look, I Li...
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I like the fact that Facebook
got these new emojis on here.
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I gave that status a...
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JOE: You learn the hard way.
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That is not great social commentary.
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That's just a simple
fact about strip clubs.
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Come on. Dinner's ready.
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But look here, man,
I didn't know that, okay?
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I learned something. And look,
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it's three other people
in that barbershop
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that learned something, too, okay?
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- (grumbles)
- Try... look, here's one of your tweets.
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"Democracy is an illusion."
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What am I supposed to do with that?
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Democracy is an illusion, Bobby.
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The only way to bring
about change is through
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MAXINE and JERROD: ...money or death.
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If you know it, retweet it, Maxine.
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I don't want to retweet that.
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It's embarrassing.
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You know I've actually lost friends
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because of Jerrod's tweets.
Like that time you tweeted
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that your biggest fear
used to be spiders,
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but it is now the cough
of an immigrant.
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That tweet was written at a time
when Ebola was scaring us all.
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See, look... nah, nah.
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Dad can top that.
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Matter of fact, he
tweeted this yesterday.
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"How come every Asian person under 30
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looks like they're from the future?"
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(laughing)
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Nothing this family says
should be made public.
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You shouldn't say bad things
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about the Asians on the Internet, Joe.
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They invented computers.
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I'm exercising my freedom of speech.
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That's right.
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That's right. All right?
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It-it's in the Constitution.
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It's all we got to go by.
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Mm-hmm. I mean, you know, even
though democracy's an illusion
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and your vote doesn't matter,
it still counts to us.
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Oh!
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(laughs)
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Another friend request. (laughs)
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Vicki Colette. Count it.
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Vicki Colette!?
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Wait. Who... who's Vicki Colette?
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Oh, you don't know about
Vicki "Muffin Top" Colette?
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That's my old high school
girlfriend before your mama.
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Uh, she just poked me.
What do I do now?
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Am I supposed to poke her back?
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Joe, look at me.
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No.
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?
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Joe, I don't think it's appropriate
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to be Facebook friends
with an ex-girlfriend.
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Well, I already accepted.
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Well, let me see this Vicki Colette.
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All right.
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- Uh-huh.
- There you go.
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Ah, she looks good for her age.
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Wh-Why "for her age," Jerrod?
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Why can't she just look good?
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Because after 40, your good looks
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come with a disclaimer,
Maxine, all right?
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All right? I-I'm not
saying it's a bad thing,
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but we can't pretend it's not a thing.
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Let me look at her.
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She does not look good for her age.
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She looks really bad for her age.
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Really, really, really bad for her age.
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All right, all right, look, Ma,
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there's no need to feel threatened.
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No one's actually looking
to reconnect on Facebook.
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Facebook's just a place where you go
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to see if you're winning at life.
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Well, how do you win?
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By staying more attractive
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than all your friends from
high school, you know?
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They should rename Facebook
GuessWho'sFatNow.com.
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(laughing)
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Cheryl Finley.
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I'm sorry, but she was very mean.
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She called me Triscuit.
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What does that mean?
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Brown cracker.
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(laughing)
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I'm sorry, but that
was a good one... no!
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(laughing)
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Look, look,
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social media is more than that, okay?
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Like, if I'm feeling sad,
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I'll post something real vague,
like... (sighs)
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If Bobby Carmichael
wasn't here anymore,
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would you care?
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And then get a bunch of "likes."
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Why would they like that?
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No, see, Mama,
"like" doesn't mean "like,"
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on social media, you know what I mean?
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"Like" means like, uh... "I see you."
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"I care."
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And, uh, that type of support
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can just turn your whole day around.
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(phone dings)
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Oh!
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(laughs) Vicki Colette
just liked my profile pic.
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What kind of lonely,
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desperate woman goes around
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just liking Facebook pictures?
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I mean this, Joe,
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no more Facebook.
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Now, if you need to be stimulated,
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you've got that little
weather girl on the 6:00 news.
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Wait, you can't tell me
what to do on my Facebook.
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It's called "My Facebook."
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It's not called "Your Facebook."
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It's also not called "My Facebook."
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Joe, your little Facebook Web site
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is a reflection on me, too.
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You are my husband.
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No, not on here, I'm not.
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On here, I'm just
Joe Carmichael, raconteur.
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Look, look, Mom,
stop trying to take away
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his social media, you know?
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If he had a den that
he went to for refuge,
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you wouldn't take that away.
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If he had a garage
that he fixed cars in,
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you wouldn't take that away.
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Why are you trying to
take away his Facebook?
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But a den and a garage are private.
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Social media is public,
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and any time you want to put
something out there publicly,
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you need to consider
the people close to you.
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Especially when it's a
ridiculous tweet, like,
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"People on welfare shouldn't
be allowed to eat breakfast."
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Hey, hey, that is a
good thought, Maxine.
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I mean, think about it.
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They're building up
their strength for what?
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Like, what are they
doing later in the day
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that they need Wheaties for now?
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(Maxine scoffs)
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Cynthia, I completely support
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you telling Joe what to do.
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You know, Maxine,
I'm not concerned with the way
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you present yourself on social media.
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Why are you worried about me?
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Wh-What's wrong with the way
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that I present myself on social media?
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Well, if we're being honest,
Maxine, it's a bit...
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Scattered.
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Yep. All over the place.
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You need a brand, Maxine.
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I was going to say self-righteous.
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You know, y-you are kind
of all over the place.
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Your profile picture is
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a Eiffel Tower with a rainbow filter,
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and a pink ribbon in the corner.
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Wh-What are you supporting there?
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Like a, a gay Frenchmen
with breast cancer?
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Yeah, you can be very preachy, Maxine.
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Mm-hmm. I can only read
your posts on Sunday.
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That's when I'm already feeling judged.
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Wait, I'm sorry.
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So are you attacking me for
being socially conscious?
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For-for spreading awareness?
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JERROD: No, no, no. I'm attacking you
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for being dishonest, Maxine.
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I mean, if I only saw
you on social media,
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I would think that you
wake up looking perfect,
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and that you protest
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the one percent every single weekend.
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Okay. Well, then,
if I only read your tweets,
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I would just think that you're
some arrogant contrarian,
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who only says things to
get a rise out of people.
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- JOE: Yeah, that sound like him.
- CYNTHIA: That's pretty spot-on.
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BOBBY: Yeah, that him.
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Thank you.
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At least I'm honest, Maxine.
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Okay.
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So you would never complain
about what I do online?
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Pssh! No. Why would I care
about what you do online?
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The Internet's not a real place.
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It's more of an illusion
than democracy.
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Would you stop trying
to get that to work, man?
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Okay.
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Okay. What was that
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challenging "okay" for?
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Nothing.
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Mm! That tone and what she said
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sounds like they at odds.
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I'm intrigued.
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(phone dings)
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Oh! Oh!
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Vicki Colette just wrote
on my wall, "Hey, you."
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- (laughing) - How you go "hey,
you" somebody's husband?
258
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I can understand "hey,"
259
00:09:31,825 --> 00:09:35,360
but that "hey, you" is
just dripping with sex.
260
00:09:36,862 --> 00:09:38,362
You write her back and tell her,
261
00:09:38,404 --> 00:09:40,305
"Me and my beautiful wife Cynthia,
262
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we're doing just great."
263
00:09:43,098 --> 00:09:44,521
Well, how am I going to write that?
264
00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:46,494
That's going to make me
sound like I'm crazy.
265
00:09:47,279 --> 00:09:48,579
And I'd be lying,
266
00:09:48,615 --> 00:09:51,184
'cause clearly, we're not
doing great right now.
267
00:09:51,254 --> 00:09:52,888
Well, we would be doing great
268
00:09:52,933 --> 00:09:55,968
if you'd shut up and listen to me.
269
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Hey, y'all.
270
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Maxine, I saw the picture
271
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you just posted on Instagram.
272
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Girl, you are so brave.
273
00:10:04,378 --> 00:10:06,121
- Well, thank you, Nekeisha.
- JERROD: Wait.
274
00:10:06,169 --> 00:10:07,928
Wh-What is she talking
about? What picture?
275
00:10:07,976 --> 00:10:09,676
BOBBY: Okay...
276
00:10:09,723 --> 00:10:12,291
here we go. Ooh, damn.
277
00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:14,096
Yeah, that's brave, brother.
278
00:10:15,481 --> 00:10:17,182
Okay, I see what you're doing here.
279
00:10:17,228 --> 00:10:18,691
JOE: Oh, well, don't hold out on me.
280
00:10:18,732 --> 00:10:20,236
Let me see.
281
00:10:20,278 --> 00:10:22,646
Oh, yeah. That is brave.
282
00:10:22,710 --> 00:10:24,411
That is very brave.
283
00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:25,658
Maxine!
284
00:10:25,692 --> 00:10:27,193
You ain't got no clothes on.
285
00:10:28,913 --> 00:10:31,981
Is this what y'all
calling brave these days?
286
00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:33,532
Yes, I am naked,
287
00:10:33,573 --> 00:10:36,208
but all the important parts
are artfully covered up.
288
00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:37,881
I took that picture
in support of PETA's
289
00:10:37,925 --> 00:10:40,193
"I'd rather go naked
than wear fur" campaign.
290
00:10:40,255 --> 00:10:41,478
Yeah, well, it doesn't mention
291
00:10:41,512 --> 00:10:42,879
anything about PETA right here.
292
00:10:43,682 --> 00:10:44,882
And I ain't even thinking
293
00:10:44,916 --> 00:10:47,117
about them little animals, neither.
294
00:10:47,177 --> 00:10:48,344
Put the picture down.
295
00:10:48,377 --> 00:10:50,344
So this doesn't bother you, Jerrod?
296
00:10:50,398 --> 00:10:52,933
You don't want to have any say
in my social media accounts?
297
00:10:53,002 --> 00:10:55,671
Nah, nah. I'm good.
298
00:10:55,744 --> 00:10:58,445
You're a feminist's feminist, Maxine.
299
00:10:58,519 --> 00:11:00,721
I don't understand feminism.
300
00:11:00,781 --> 00:11:03,049
What's the difference
between being brave
301
00:11:03,112 --> 00:11:05,379
and just being a slut?
302
00:11:05,441 --> 00:11:07,042
That is exactly the point, Cynthia.
303
00:11:07,086 --> 00:11:09,120
No one would complain
if it was a naked man
304
00:11:09,176 --> 00:11:10,844
on the Internet, and call him a slut.
305
00:11:10,890 --> 00:11:12,744
Actually, there is a
really great article
306
00:11:12,795 --> 00:11:13,939
I would love to forward you,
307
00:11:13,971 --> 00:11:17,209
- where you could read all about...
- That's fine; you're brave.
308
00:11:17,297 --> 00:11:19,198
Maxine, I think it's great
that you're showing
309
00:11:19,251 --> 00:11:21,252
young women not to be
ashamed of their bodies.
310
00:11:21,307 --> 00:11:22,774
Well, I don't know, I mean...
311
00:11:22,814 --> 00:11:24,382
if I was a woman, like...
312
00:11:24,426 --> 00:11:27,361
this would make me feel
terrible about my body.
313
00:11:27,441 --> 00:11:28,641
Matter of fact, I'm a man,
314
00:11:28,674 --> 00:11:31,676
and it make me feel
terrible about my body.
315
00:11:31,758 --> 00:11:33,626
See, that's why I try
to avoid social media,
316
00:11:33,678 --> 00:11:35,879
because it's just too many problems.
317
00:11:35,939 --> 00:11:37,139
Plus, it prevents you
318
00:11:37,172 --> 00:11:40,274
from being able to
experience real life.
319
00:11:40,359 --> 00:11:42,060
That's why I limit my social media use
320
00:11:42,107 --> 00:11:43,440
to only when I'm driving.
321
00:11:45,020 --> 00:11:47,421
Once I'm out of the car,
I'm there, I'm present.
322
00:11:47,486 --> 00:11:50,155
Experiencing life.
323
00:11:50,228 --> 00:11:51,595
She's not lying.
324
00:11:51,633 --> 00:11:53,576
That's why I stopped riding
with her a while ago.
325
00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:56,089
It was a very nerve-racking experience.
326
00:11:56,156 --> 00:11:57,390
(phone dings)
327
00:11:58,315 --> 00:11:59,282
(laughing)
328
00:11:59,309 --> 00:12:01,010
Another update.
329
00:12:01,057 --> 00:12:03,058
Vicki Colette. She says,
330
00:12:03,113 --> 00:12:04,713
"I just got back into town.
331
00:12:04,757 --> 00:12:05,991
"I'm working at Chili's."
332
00:12:06,025 --> 00:12:08,092
Uh, "Stop by any time.
333
00:12:08,149 --> 00:12:10,084
Apps on me."
334
00:12:10,137 --> 00:12:12,571
Oh, no, Joe.
335
00:12:12,638 --> 00:12:14,973
You are not getting any free appetizers
336
00:12:15,037 --> 00:12:17,272
from any other woman
as long as I'm alive.
337
00:12:17,333 --> 00:12:18,299
I forbid it.
338
00:12:18,326 --> 00:12:19,927
What? You can't forbid me.
339
00:12:19,972 --> 00:12:23,474
I forbid you from forbidding
me for doing anything.
340
00:12:23,569 --> 00:12:25,637
Well, I don't think it's very smart
341
00:12:25,694 --> 00:12:28,262
to tell the woman
who cooks all your meals
342
00:12:28,332 --> 00:12:30,467
that you're going out to have free food
343
00:12:30,526 --> 00:12:32,026
with another woman.
344
00:12:32,067 --> 00:12:33,568
I forbid it.
345
00:12:34,535 --> 00:12:36,502
Well, maybe I don't want your food.
346
00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:38,591
Maybe I got some free
loaded potato skins
347
00:12:38,647 --> 00:12:39,780
with my name on it.
348
00:12:39,812 --> 00:12:41,413
I'm going to cash that in right now.
349
00:12:41,457 --> 00:12:42,991
Forbid me in my own home.
350
00:12:43,033 --> 00:12:44,667
Joe...
351
00:12:44,713 --> 00:12:46,614
you eat some appetizers
with that woman,
352
00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:48,266
don't think you coming back here
353
00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:50,244
to get some dessert with me.
354
00:12:52,045 --> 00:12:54,613
Well, they got some, uh,
(clears throat)
355
00:12:54,683 --> 00:12:56,151
lava cake...
356
00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:57,925
Did you use a metaphor?
357
00:12:58,898 --> 00:13:00,566
I'm still going.
358
00:13:00,612 --> 00:13:02,346
Joe!
359
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,876
All right, Maxine.
360
00:13:07,928 --> 00:13:10,095
Just take the naked
picture off Instagram.
361
00:13:10,154 --> 00:13:11,154
(mocking laugh)
362
00:13:11,182 --> 00:13:13,154
Jerrod, I have never seen you
363
00:13:13,208 --> 00:13:14,975
squirm this much before.
364
00:13:15,024 --> 00:13:16,324
This is fun.
365
00:13:17,286 --> 00:13:19,722
Yeah? Maxine, this is
weird to me, all right?
366
00:13:19,788 --> 00:13:21,171
You know I got three text messages
367
00:13:21,210 --> 00:13:22,473
on the way home that said,
368
00:13:22,508 --> 00:13:23,888
"Hey, what's up with your girl?"
369
00:13:25,455 --> 00:13:26,588
Well, why should you care?
370
00:13:26,620 --> 00:13:27,820
I thought we weren't supposed to care
371
00:13:27,853 --> 00:13:29,556
what the other person
does on social media.
372
00:13:29,603 --> 00:13:31,335
You know what? I get it. I get it.
373
00:13:31,383 --> 00:13:33,584
I am feeding into
a double standard here.
374
00:13:33,644 --> 00:13:35,746
I am wrong. I am a jerk.
375
00:13:35,804 --> 00:13:37,171
Have I said any of the buzz words
376
00:13:37,209 --> 00:13:39,743
to get you to take that picture down?
377
00:13:39,812 --> 00:13:41,513
Look, there is an easy solution here.
378
00:13:41,560 --> 00:13:42,913
Just delete the offensive tweets,
379
00:13:42,951 --> 00:13:44,294
and I will take the picture down.
380
00:13:44,331 --> 00:13:45,469
N-N-No!
381
00:13:45,501 --> 00:13:47,469
No! Absolutely not, Maxine.
382
00:13:47,523 --> 00:13:49,791
That is infringing upon
my First Amendment right.
383
00:13:49,853 --> 00:13:50,820
Well, this isn't about your rights.
384
00:13:50,847 --> 00:13:52,314
Your tweets aren't illegal,
385
00:13:52,355 --> 00:13:53,655
they're offensive...
386
00:13:53,691 --> 00:13:55,025
and you are just saying them
387
00:13:55,062 --> 00:13:56,405
just to get a rise out of people.
388
00:13:56,442 --> 00:13:57,599
Oh, uh, and you're not?
389
00:13:57,631 --> 00:13:59,654
Really? That's what a naked
picture is for, Maxine,
390
00:13:59,710 --> 00:14:01,022
to get a rise out of people.
391
00:14:01,058 --> 00:14:02,158
All right?
392
00:14:02,189 --> 00:14:03,523
You are better than this, and even if
393
00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:04,760
you're not better than this,
394
00:14:04,793 --> 00:14:06,466
I still want you to
take the picture down.
395
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:08,147
(chuckles) You know, actually,
I was a little worried
396
00:14:08,192 --> 00:14:09,520
about posting that picture,
397
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:10,940
but now I like having it up there.
398
00:14:10,978 --> 00:14:12,496
It makes me feel strong, uninhibited.
399
00:14:12,538 --> 00:14:15,940
You posted a naked picture
online because you were angry.
400
00:14:16,033 --> 00:14:17,467
You revenged porn yourself, Maxine,
401
00:14:17,506 --> 00:14:20,041
and that's not how revenge
porn is supposed to work.
402
00:14:21,173 --> 00:14:22,847
Actually, you know,
the more you complain,
403
00:14:22,893 --> 00:14:24,160
the more empowered I feel.
404
00:14:24,195 --> 00:14:25,422
Fine. Fine.
405
00:14:25,456 --> 00:14:27,359
You know what? I'm going
to go to that bathroom.
406
00:14:27,412 --> 00:14:28,677
I'm going to take
407
00:14:28,712 --> 00:14:30,015
a provocative picture of myself.
408
00:14:30,051 --> 00:14:31,415
I'm going to post it everywhere.
409
00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:33,888
- Nobody wants to see that.
- Damn it, Maxine!
410
00:14:33,954 --> 00:14:35,121
Just take the picture down.
411
00:14:35,154 --> 00:14:36,220
Are you doing this for attention?
412
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:37,551
'Cause that seems desperate.
413
00:14:37,587 --> 00:14:38,620
Wh... I'm sorry.
414
00:14:38,649 --> 00:14:39,916
I am not desperate.
415
00:14:39,951 --> 00:14:41,185
I am frustrated.
416
00:14:41,219 --> 00:14:42,686
'Cause I won't delete some tweets?
417
00:14:42,727 --> 00:14:45,862
Because you won't even
consider my feelings.
418
00:14:45,947 --> 00:14:47,448
The tweets bother me.
419
00:14:47,490 --> 00:14:49,007
Shouldn't that be enough?
420
00:14:49,049 --> 00:14:50,809
God, you are so stubborn.
I can never get you
421
00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:52,480
to do anything that
you don't want to do.
422
00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:53,660
That's not true, Maxine.
423
00:14:53,692 --> 00:14:55,195
Remember, when we went to the movies.
424
00:14:55,236 --> 00:14:56,434
I wanted to see Mad Max.
425
00:14:56,468 --> 00:14:58,035
You wanted to see Pitch Perfect 2.
426
00:14:58,078 --> 00:15:00,046
Remember? And what did we see?
427
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,403
- Pitch Perfect 2.
- Only because
428
00:15:01,439 --> 00:15:02,503
Mad Max was sold out
429
00:15:02,533 --> 00:15:04,300
when we got to the theater.
430
00:15:04,349 --> 00:15:08,152
Because it was clearly
a better movie, Maxine.
431
00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:09,355
Why am I being villainized
432
00:15:09,386 --> 00:15:10,729
for having great taste in cinema?
433
00:15:10,766 --> 00:15:11,790
Oh, God!
434
00:15:11,819 --> 00:15:13,202
Why are those tweets so important?
435
00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,625
Why do you need the freedom
to be publicly offensive?
436
00:15:15,691 --> 00:15:17,292
Because it's fun.
437
00:15:17,336 --> 00:15:19,437
It's so much fun to
offend people on Twitter.
438
00:15:19,495 --> 00:15:20,998
It lets me know people are listening.
439
00:15:21,039 --> 00:15:22,404
In real life, I can only offend,
440
00:15:22,442 --> 00:15:24,643
like, one person at a time,
but on Twitter,
441
00:15:24,704 --> 00:15:27,739
I can offend the masses.
442
00:15:27,821 --> 00:15:30,022
Plus, would it make you
feel any better to know
443
00:15:30,083 --> 00:15:32,618
that my last tweet got 114 likes.
444
00:15:32,687 --> 00:15:34,922
My picture's at 800.
445
00:15:37,279 --> 00:15:39,180
You're a cold bastard, Maxine.
446
00:15:39,232 --> 00:15:40,833
Just take that picture down.
447
00:15:40,877 --> 00:15:42,644
- Take it...
- (phone rings)
448
00:15:44,098 --> 00:15:45,299
Hello?
449
00:15:45,332 --> 00:15:46,765
BOBBY: Hey, it's me, Bobby.
450
00:15:46,805 --> 00:15:50,007
Why are you coming
through on both ears?
451
00:15:51,055 --> 00:15:54,057
It seemed too late to knock, man.
452
00:15:54,139 --> 00:15:55,802
(sighs) Look, we got to
do something, man.
453
00:15:55,848 --> 00:15:58,617
Mom is on a Facebook rampage.
454
00:16:00,478 --> 00:16:02,078
Mom, what are you doing?
455
00:16:02,122 --> 00:16:03,890
I'm a cyber bully.
456
00:16:06,646 --> 00:16:09,214
Please don't say that
like it's a good thing.
457
00:16:09,285 --> 00:16:10,518
Ma, what's wrong with you?
458
00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:11,853
Ma, you know people can see
459
00:16:11,889 --> 00:16:12,952
what you're typing, right?
460
00:16:12,982 --> 00:16:14,986
It's okay. I need the world to know
461
00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:17,676
that Vicki "Muffin Top" Colette
462
00:16:17,748 --> 00:16:20,450
is a straight-up ho.
463
00:16:20,524 --> 00:16:23,026
You barely knew about
Facebook this morning,
464
00:16:23,094 --> 00:16:24,199
and now you're a cyber bully?
465
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,068
Well, I saw Meredith Vieira's special
466
00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:27,587
about Internet shaming,
467
00:16:27,627 --> 00:16:31,263
and she was teaching
people how to bully.
468
00:16:31,363 --> 00:16:32,863
Are you sure she was teaching?
469
00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:34,071
Well, I learned a lot.
470
00:16:34,104 --> 00:16:36,405
Those 12-year old girls
are very creative.
471
00:16:37,739 --> 00:16:39,322
Yeah, they'll tear your heart out, man.
472
00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:41,000
Look, I got some 12-year old followers
473
00:16:41,045 --> 00:16:42,927
that just love giving me the business.
474
00:16:48,187 --> 00:16:50,989
Look, Ma, you are saying
things on Facebook
475
00:16:51,066 --> 00:16:52,967
that you would never
say to anyone's face.
476
00:16:53,019 --> 00:16:54,286
I know!
477
00:16:54,322 --> 00:16:57,857
It is so much easier
to trash-talk a person
478
00:16:57,953 --> 00:17:00,255
from the comfort of my own home.
479
00:17:00,318 --> 00:17:02,953
No, Ma, you gotta stop, all right?
480
00:17:03,025 --> 00:17:04,425
Think about everything
you're writing online,
481
00:17:04,464 --> 00:17:06,232
and realize that it exists forever.
482
00:17:06,281 --> 00:17:07,948
Once you put it out there,
it's out there.
483
00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:09,261
You can't get it back.
484
00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:11,163
And-and once your grandkids
start Googling you
485
00:17:11,214 --> 00:17:12,581
to see what you've done,
486
00:17:12,619 --> 00:17:14,520
they will never see that you've
gone to church every Sunday.
487
00:17:14,573 --> 00:17:16,908
They won't see that you
volunteered at some shelter,
488
00:17:16,972 --> 00:17:19,155
they'll only see that you wrote
on Vicki Colette's wall
489
00:17:19,214 --> 00:17:22,116
that she's a prostitute
only worthy of sailors.
490
00:17:22,797 --> 00:17:24,498
Damn! Oh, the imagery!
491
00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:28,865
Why are you two ganging up on me?
492
00:17:28,931 --> 00:17:31,566
Vicki Colette is the enemy.
493
00:17:31,638 --> 00:17:34,707
Now, if you cannot think of
something mean and nasty to say,
494
00:17:34,791 --> 00:17:36,892
don't say anything.
495
00:17:38,217 --> 00:17:39,718
Hey, what are you guys doing here?
496
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,822
What are you doing here?
I told you not to come back
497
00:17:41,879 --> 00:17:43,751
after your little date with Miss Vicki.
498
00:17:43,802 --> 00:17:45,369
I didn't go see Vicki.
499
00:17:45,413 --> 00:17:46,714
What?
500
00:17:46,750 --> 00:17:48,584
You didn't go?
501
00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:51,035
Oh, my God! I've been putting
all this nasty stuff up...
502
00:17:51,101 --> 00:17:52,668
Oh, my Lord!
503
00:17:52,711 --> 00:17:54,879
How do you delete? How do you delete?
504
00:17:54,939 --> 00:17:57,140
(phone ringing)
Just delete, delete, delete.
505
00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:59,335
Ma, stop punching buttons.
You're calling my phone.
506
00:18:01,347 --> 00:18:02,947
What the hell is going on?
507
00:18:02,991 --> 00:18:05,860
Mom has been cyber bullying Vicki.
508
00:18:05,939 --> 00:18:08,374
Oh, baby. You love me.
509
00:18:09,982 --> 00:18:11,783
I do.
510
00:18:11,833 --> 00:18:14,168
Okay, this is wrong.
511
00:18:14,232 --> 00:18:15,832
Oh, I don't know what happened.
512
00:18:15,876 --> 00:18:17,277
I feel terrible.
513
00:18:17,316 --> 00:18:20,017
I was just sitting here
in the house all alone,
514
00:18:20,091 --> 00:18:24,461
and I was looking at her
Facebook page for hours.
515
00:18:24,579 --> 00:18:27,214
(sighs heavily)
I looked at all her pictures
516
00:18:27,287 --> 00:18:29,422
and all of her friends,
517
00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:31,080
and I read her quotes,
518
00:18:31,124 --> 00:18:34,260
and it just made me feel
insecure, you know?
519
00:18:34,346 --> 00:18:35,813
Like a high school girl.
520
00:18:35,854 --> 00:18:37,121
Mm-hmm.
521
00:18:37,156 --> 00:18:38,510
I know what you're talking about.
522
00:18:38,547 --> 00:18:40,170
This Facebook is getting
in my head, too.
523
00:18:40,215 --> 00:18:41,239
Jerrod, I don't know
524
00:18:41,268 --> 00:18:43,102
how you and Bobby can deal with it.
525
00:18:43,152 --> 00:18:45,055
I don't deal with it.
I haven't been on Facebook
526
00:18:45,108 --> 00:18:48,375
since the Great Parent
Migration of 2009.
527
00:18:48,464 --> 00:18:49,964
JOE: You know what it is?
528
00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:51,639
I think I got caught up
529
00:18:51,684 --> 00:18:53,485
trying to be this Facebook Joe.
530
00:18:53,535 --> 00:18:54,798
Now Facebook Joe is killing it.
531
00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:56,037
He's funny.
532
00:18:56,071 --> 00:18:58,094
He's being quoted in
barbershops every which where.
533
00:18:58,149 --> 00:19:00,162
He got rich, beautiful women
534
00:19:00,218 --> 00:19:02,486
inviting him out to fancy
meals all over the world.
535
00:19:02,548 --> 00:19:03,714
JERROD: I'm sorry...
536
00:19:03,746 --> 00:19:05,380
rich, beautiful women?
537
00:19:05,425 --> 00:19:07,260
Is that what you call
a Chili's employee
538
00:19:07,311 --> 00:19:10,279
that invites you down to the
mall for some appetizers?
539
00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:13,562
Well, I don't see no women
inviting you for free food.
540
00:19:13,649 --> 00:19:17,285
Now, the point is,
it's too much pressure
541
00:19:17,385 --> 00:19:19,553
trying to be this Facebook Joe.
542
00:19:19,612 --> 00:19:21,980
I created something
that's unsustainable.
543
00:19:22,045 --> 00:19:25,881
I mean, I can't make 53
people laugh every day.
544
00:19:25,985 --> 00:19:27,419
Besides, I mean, why am I trying
545
00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:28,726
to impress all them people?
546
00:19:28,761 --> 00:19:30,529
When the one person I
really want to impress
547
00:19:30,578 --> 00:19:32,121
is standing right here in front of me.
548
00:19:32,164 --> 00:19:34,799
Aw, honey, let's go to bed.
549
00:19:36,266 --> 00:19:38,609
All right, boys, it's time for
y'all to get up out of here.
550
00:19:38,673 --> 00:19:39,632
Night, boys.
551
00:19:39,659 --> 00:19:41,626
JOE: Come on. Come on, baby.
552
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:42,847
CYNTHIA: Hurry up, Dad.
553
00:19:42,879 --> 00:19:44,747
All right. I'm coming.
554
00:19:44,799 --> 00:19:46,833
Hey, Dad, what do you
want me to do about all
555
00:19:46,889 --> 00:19:48,890
these Facebook posts Mom
put on Vicki's wall?
556
00:19:48,945 --> 00:19:50,608
Oh, leave them up.
I want the world to see
557
00:19:50,653 --> 00:19:52,191
these two women fighting over me.
558
00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:53,768
Remind everybody
559
00:19:53,810 --> 00:19:57,213
that Joe Carmichael is
killing it on Facebook.
560
00:19:57,306 --> 00:19:58,572
Oh, and, uh,
561
00:19:58,607 --> 00:20:01,576
your mama was right about Vicki.
562
00:20:01,657 --> 00:20:04,726
She sent me...
that picture right there.
563
00:20:04,810 --> 00:20:07,378
Not as revealing as Maxine,
but still...
564
00:20:07,449 --> 00:20:08,632
Yeah, still pretty revealing,
565
00:20:08,665 --> 00:20:10,750
and pretty brave for
a Chili's bathroom.
566
00:20:10,807 --> 00:20:12,675
All right.
567
00:20:12,726 --> 00:20:15,194
Do you think she washed her
hands after she took this?
568
00:20:15,262 --> 00:20:16,629
Mm!
569
00:20:16,667 --> 00:20:18,468
Okay, look.
570
00:20:18,517 --> 00:20:20,217
Delete this picture.
571
00:20:20,264 --> 00:20:21,531
Block Vicki for me,
572
00:20:21,566 --> 00:20:23,029
'cause I don't need that in my life.
573
00:20:23,070 --> 00:20:24,508
All right.
574
00:20:24,548 --> 00:20:25,782
JOE: Oh, actually... uh,
575
00:20:25,816 --> 00:20:28,517
Yeah, and I'll e-mail a copy
to myself, just in case.
576
00:20:28,591 --> 00:20:30,659
My man!
577
00:20:34,571 --> 00:20:36,052
(sighs)
578
00:20:36,093 --> 00:20:38,261
Maxine...
579
00:20:38,321 --> 00:20:40,403
I had some time to think, you know?
580
00:20:40,460 --> 00:20:41,660
And I got to be honest.
581
00:20:41,693 --> 00:20:45,196
I saw some things tonight
that I cannot un-see.
582
00:20:45,292 --> 00:20:47,093
Yeah, I saw your mom's Facebook posts.
583
00:20:47,142 --> 00:20:49,610
She uses racial slurs
like she's not black.
584
00:20:49,678 --> 00:20:51,512
Yeah. I know. I know.
585
00:20:52,350 --> 00:20:53,751
You know...
586
00:20:53,790 --> 00:20:55,853
I guess it goes without saying,
but I should say it.
587
00:20:55,910 --> 00:20:59,017
Maxine, nobody's opinion
means more to me than yours.
588
00:20:59,101 --> 00:21:00,434
I already took the picture down.
589
00:21:00,471 --> 00:21:02,873
Thank God.
590
00:21:02,939 --> 00:21:05,607
All right, Maxine, I-I'll
start censoring my tweets
591
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:06,880
a little bit more, okay?
592
00:21:06,914 --> 00:21:08,297
And-and I'll make a deal with you.
593
00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:09,753
Once a month, you can delete
594
00:21:09,792 --> 00:21:11,059
my most offensive tweet,
595
00:21:11,094 --> 00:21:13,429
but only if it has less than 70 likes,
596
00:21:13,493 --> 00:21:15,227
and it's not favorited by a celebrity.
597
00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:16,775
And I get to define celebrity.
598
00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:18,118
Is that cool?
599
00:21:18,154 --> 00:21:19,698
You know, I can just
take another picture,
600
00:21:19,741 --> 00:21:20,530
and I could just put it...
601
00:21:20,552 --> 00:21:21,619
Okay, Maxine, don't take another...
602
00:21:21,649 --> 00:21:23,402
Well, at least put it
on Snapchat this time.
603
00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:24,559
- It goes away in 60 seconds.
- (laughs)
604
00:21:24,609 --> 00:21:29,159
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