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Maxine.
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I'm not confident in a lot of things.
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I mean, is the government
protecting us? Who knows?
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Is the environment gonna be okay?
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- I'm not a scientist.
- (chuckles)
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But what I am confident in
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is that I am, perhaps,
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the greatest boyfriend of all time.
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Maxine, get your coat. We're going out.
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But I thought we were going
to your parents' house
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for their anniversary.
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I got them Apple TV.
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Well, we'll stop by and
say a quick hello,
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but it's en route to the surprise.
Let's go.
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Get your coat.
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(laughs)
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All right, so where we going?
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Don't you understand the
concept of a surprise?
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I'm being spontaneous.
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I'm being exciting.
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I'm being perhaps the greatest
boyfriend of all time.
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Well, just tell me where we're going.
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Is it, like, the roller derby
or experimental art theater?
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I don't know what either
of those things are.
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Come on, just tell me.
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- No. It's a surprise.
- Just tell me where it is.
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- Come on!
- All right.
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It's a comedy show.
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Oh.
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Uh, I don't really like most comedians.
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- They're usually so mean.
- No, no, no.
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Not this one. This one's friendly.
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His act's mostly about,
like, family and children.
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Oh, okay. Well, that sounds nice.
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Who is it?
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- Uh...
- Who is it?
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Okay.
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- No.
- (scoffs)
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- Come on.
- Absolutely not.
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You're being unreasonable.
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There is absolutely, positively
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no way on earth you could ever
get me to see Bill Cosby.
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This is exactly why it
should have been a surprise.
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Come on, Maxine.
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I've loved The Cosby
Show since I was a kid.
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And I've never seen him live,
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and let's be honest,
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this is kind of his farewell tour.
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I mean, who knows how
long he's gonna be alive?
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Or free?
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The ironic part is, you would
have to knock me unconscious
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to get me to go see Bill Cosby.
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So, I just want to confirm...
that's a no, right?
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No, I just wanted...
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I wouldn't take you without
your consent, Maxine.
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That's just...
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?
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34 years, wow.
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I'm so proud of you guys.
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I mean, relationships are so hard.
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You know, all the, all the trials
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and all the tribulations.
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You know, I think that's what
messed up me and Nekeisha.
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The tribulations.
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What's you guys' secret?
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Well, Bobby, the key to
a long-lasting relationship
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is: don't break up.
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Okay, but how?
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Every relationship comes
with some challenges.
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And sometimes you feel like
the only solution is to end it.
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The secret is: don't.
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Thanks for the advice.
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No problem.
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Joe, is Jerrod and Maxine still coming?
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That boy has been late his whole life.
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He's the reason why you had
to have that C-section.
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Well, I bet you I was on time, Daddy.
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Are you kidding me?
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You were two months early.
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Scared us to death.
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Nearly ruined us financially.
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You fit in a shoe.
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BOTH: Happy anniversary!
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Thank you guys!
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So, what are you guys doing?
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Anything special?
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Well, being with Joe all these
years is such a blessing.
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I'm just thankful for that.
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So you're not doing anything?
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No, nothing, not at all.
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You know, me and your
mama ran out of ways
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to make each other feel special.
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We have been celebrating
anniversaries for 34 years.
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Do you know how many ways there
are to celebrate an anniversary?
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17.
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Now, I done already ran
through 16 of them.
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I gotta save something
special for the 50th.
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Yes, but it's still you
guys' anniversary.
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You should come out with me
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to a fun comedy show.
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Jerrod, what are you doing?
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Oh, I love comedians.
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They're always so mean.
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This is exciting.
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We haven't been out in a long time.
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Who are the tickets for?
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Bill Cosby.
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Bill Cosby?!
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Bill Cosby?
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Bill Cosby?!
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Bill Cosby.
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Oh.
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You know, when we were
dating, your daddy
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used to play those Cosby records
and act out routines for me.
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Oh, I would laugh so hard.
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But he wasn't very good at it.
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But that was when we
cared enough to try.
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Joe, you remember
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when we cared enough to try?
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It feels like it was a lifetime ago.
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But tonight we're celebrating,
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'cause we're going to see Bill Cosby.
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- (squeals)
- Oh, Joe, come on.
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You're not really gonna
go support Bill Cosby?
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Support? No.
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Enjoy.
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Now, I'm not gonna be
a character witness
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for this man in court.
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Well, Cynthia certainly doesn't
want to go and see a predator
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who took advantage of innocent women.
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Do you, Cynthia?
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No, right?
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Right.
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Look, Ma, it's a special day for you.
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If you want to come, just come.
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Well, how many women is it up to now?
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- 55.
- 55. - 55.
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Yeah, it's a lot.
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55 different women
have all come forward.
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Well, that's a high number.
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(sighs) I shouldn't go!
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Right?
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Oh, I don't know what to do.
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What you guys think?
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Well, I tell you what I think.
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I couldn't go see Bill Cosby.
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Good, good for you, Bobby.
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We need to support the victims.
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That's a good reason, too.
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But my thing is this:
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Bill Cosby is always so critical
of us young people, you know?
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He always talking about
the way we wear our pants
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and the music we listen to.
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"Us young people"?
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Bobby, you're 32 years old.
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You know, Maxine, there's
something in this country
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called "innocent until proven guilty."
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Oh, you really think that
there's a chance he's innocent?
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No, I know he is innocent
until proven guilty.
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But that is the foundation
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of our justice system.
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I mean, isn't that what you would want
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if you were accused of something,
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or do you want the Internet to decide?
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Don't get me wrong,
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if Bill Cosby is tried and
convicted during the show,
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all you gotta do is text me,
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and I promise you,
I will storm right out.
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Our justice system also has a bad habit
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of letting people who are
rich and famous off the hook.
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CYNTHIA: Well,
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maybe it isn't our place to decide.
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I mean, with the statute
of limitations,
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only God can judge now anyway.
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Who is gonna be in the opening act?
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Is it Wayne Brady?
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Oh! He's does it all!
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(laughs)
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Look, for me, this whole thing
isn't about guilt or innocence.
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It's about the fact that The Cosby Show
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was so important.
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I mean, it brought my family together.
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It made us realize we
could go to college.
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I mean, we didn't,
but we knew we could.
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And that ain't nothing.
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That doesn't change the fact
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that he's a horrible human being.
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(stammering)
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Allegedly.
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Continue.
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Look, Maxine, just face it.
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Talent is more important than morals.
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What? More important?
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According to who?
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According to you,
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the same woman who,
despite many accusations,
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continues to listen to Michael Jackson.
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Well, if she's listening
to Michael Jackson,
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I can go see Bill Cosby.
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Yeah.
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Oh, come on, give me a break.
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Everybody listens to Michael Jackson.
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And that's my point.
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Everyone should listen
to Michael Jackson.
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Even his victims should
listen to his music.
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I mean, they probably
need it more than we do.
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They've been through a lot.
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Well, the boy's got a point.
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I mean, I support gay rights,
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but I still eat at Chick-fil-A.
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Like, a lot.
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Like, four times a week.
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Mmm.
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Maybe I don't support gay rights.
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You're being hypocritical, Maxine.
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Aren't you the same person
who saw Blue Jasmine
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during the height of the
Woody Allen scandal?
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Just putting money
directly into his pockets?
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Fine, if you don't go see Bill Cosby,
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then I will never go see a
Woody Allen film again.
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I'm not judging you for
seeing his movies.
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You should see them.
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He's a great artist. I'm just saying
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you need to separate people's
personal life from their work.
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I mean, anybody's capable
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of doing something
violent or disgusting,
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but the list of people with
genuine talent is limited.
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So, talent trumps morals.
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Hmm.
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Does this mean I can go back
to listening to Chris Brown?
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Has there ever been a singer
with the last name Brown
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who didn't hit a girl?
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Chris, Bobby, James.
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The list is bottomless.
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Look, the-the show starts soon, Ma.
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What's it gonna be?
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Oh, this is a tough one.
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I mean, Joe has made
some very good points
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about the judicial system,
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and Maxine, she's made some good points
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about how rape is bad.
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Hey, y'all.
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- JERROD: Hey, Nekeisha.
- CYNTHIA: Oh, Nekeisha!
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Happy anniversary!
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(coldly): Hey.
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'Sup?
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Now, I would've put
five dollars in here,
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but I had to buy the
card, so there you go.
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Oh, Nekeisha, I'm so glad
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you're here.
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Do you think I should go see Bill Cosby?
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You got tickets?
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To the show tonight?
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That's amazing. Why wouldn't you go?
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Well, you know.
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Well, of course he's
not as sharp as he was
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when he was in his prime,
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but I heard he's still very funny.
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JERROD: No. No.
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No, Nekeisha. (chuckles)
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We're not talking about the
quality of his comedy here.
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We're talking about, you know...
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all the stuff in the news.
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Stuff in the news?
266
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What-what stuff in the news?
267
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(sighs) Oh, Lord.
268
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Are you being serious right now?
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- You really haven't heard?
- Heard what?
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What are you guys talking about?
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You know what, I'm just gonna pull up
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Bill Cosby's Wikipedia page
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and let you read for yourself.
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Just keep scrolling
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until you find something noteworthy.
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Okay.
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(sighs)
278
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Whoa!
279
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I had no idea Bill Cosby was the
first African-American costar
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in a nationally televised show,
pioneering the way
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for other African-American
actors for many years to come.
282
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I mean, that's really pretty
noteworthy right there,
283
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that's...
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MAXINE: Yeah.
285
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Okay, just...
286
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- Keep reading, keep reading.
- Okay.
287
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Good God!
288
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Mm-hmm.
289
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Did you know that Bill Cosby
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has donated over $100 million
291
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to Spelman and Morehouse Colleges?
292
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No, not that! No!
293
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Can you just skip down
to the '80s or something?
294
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Okay, to the '80s.
295
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- (sighs)
- Okay.
296
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Oh, my God.
297
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They played The Cosby Show
298
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for Nelson Mandela in prison.
299
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No!
300
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The women, Nekeisha, the women.
301
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I don't know why that's not
higher on his Wikipedia page.
302
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Oh.
303
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Okay. (murmuring)
304
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55 women?
305
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Oh, that's horrible.
306
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Hell no,
307
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I wouldn't go to that show.
308
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Mm-mm.
309
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Well, is there a-an acceptable number
310
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whereby someone could go to the show?
311
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You know what? Thank you, Nekeisha.
312
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I'm glad someone else has principles.
313
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Oh, yeah, you gotta be
able to look at yourself
314
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in the mirror and like what you see.
315
00:11:03,593 --> 00:11:06,094
I remember somebody tried
to give me a free iPhone
316
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and I had to tell them "Hell no!
317
00:11:07,991 --> 00:11:10,492
I heard little Chinese
babies make those phones."
318
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I'd rather use a pay phone
319
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than put one of those in my pocket.
320
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You know that?
321
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JERROD: Well, look.
322
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We got, like, an hour till
Cosby, so who's coming with me?
323
00:11:23,247 --> 00:11:25,882
Although I would really
love to go out tonight,
324
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I cannot go in good conscience.
325
00:11:28,366 --> 00:11:31,335
Well, son, looks like it's
just gonna be you and me.
326
00:11:31,425 --> 00:11:32,592
What?
327
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You're going?
328
00:11:33,864 --> 00:11:36,199
You're going to leave me
alone on our anniversary?
329
00:11:36,269 --> 00:11:38,403
Well, I've been home for 20 hours.
330
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I'm just gonna miss the last few.
331
00:11:40,599 --> 00:11:43,200
Well, I cannot believe this, Joe.
332
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You're gonna pick this show over me?
333
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Nekeisha,
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get that Wikipedia page and update it,
335
00:11:50,048 --> 00:11:53,350
because now there's 56 women
336
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that Bill Cosby has hurt!
337
00:11:58,018 --> 00:11:59,753
Are you really mad?
338
00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:00,939
Not mad.
339
00:12:00,973 --> 00:12:02,340
Disappointed.
340
00:12:02,382 --> 00:12:04,516
Good, 'cause I hate when you're mad.
341
00:12:05,783 --> 00:12:06,949
Well...
342
00:12:09,151 --> 00:12:10,752
Well, Maxine, I take it
343
00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:12,768
you're gonna be pretty
disappointed if I go, too?
344
00:12:12,828 --> 00:12:14,095
No, I'm mad.
345
00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:15,266
Oh, thank God.
346
00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:16,666
I hate it when you're disappointed in me.
347
00:12:16,708 --> 00:12:17,943
Good night, you guys.
348
00:12:27,430 --> 00:12:30,331
Now that's what I call tribulations.
349
00:12:34,409 --> 00:12:36,891
Maxine's always trying to
make me a better person.
350
00:12:36,966 --> 00:12:38,364
I mean, what's up with that?
351
00:12:38,407 --> 00:12:39,568
You know, I was good enough to get her.
352
00:12:39,603 --> 00:12:42,377
Why do I have to be better
now than I was then?
353
00:12:42,461 --> 00:12:44,151
You-you don't buy a Toyota,
354
00:12:44,202 --> 00:12:47,305
then get mad a year later
when it's not a Lexus.
355
00:12:47,399 --> 00:12:48,933
Well, that's true.
356
00:12:48,979 --> 00:12:52,047
I never heard a guy ask his
girl to be a better person.
357
00:12:52,140 --> 00:12:55,142
It's like they expect us to
be more complex than we are.
358
00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:56,900
Yeah, and all we ask of them
359
00:12:56,951 --> 00:12:59,485
is that they stay hot.
360
00:12:59,561 --> 00:13:00,962
It's never even crossed my mind
361
00:13:01,005 --> 00:13:02,238
to wonder if Maxine's a good person.
362
00:13:02,275 --> 00:13:03,576
I mean, I assume she is,
363
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,184
but I don't know what she does
when she leaves the house.
364
00:13:06,262 --> 00:13:08,864
Maybe she shoplifts or harms animals.
365
00:13:08,942 --> 00:13:10,542
It's none of my business, really.
366
00:13:10,591 --> 00:13:12,559
You know what?
They expect too much of us.
367
00:13:12,618 --> 00:13:16,020
I mean, if I don't disappoint
your mama from time to time,
368
00:13:16,123 --> 00:13:17,690
how's she gonna know how it feels
369
00:13:17,737 --> 00:13:19,404
when I really delight her?
370
00:13:23,921 --> 00:13:25,757
All right, I gotta ask you.
371
00:13:25,812 --> 00:13:27,579
Do you...
372
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do you think Cosby did
373
00:13:29,248 --> 00:13:30,882
all of what they're saying he did?
374
00:13:30,931 --> 00:13:33,265
Are we really gonna do this?
375
00:13:35,191 --> 00:13:36,958
Roll your window up.
376
00:13:43,025 --> 00:13:44,527
Look. (sighs)
377
00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:46,841
The only people who
really know what happened
378
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,976
are Bill Cosby and those women.
379
00:13:49,039 --> 00:13:51,139
And those women happened
to be knocked out.
380
00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:54,542
So we really only have
Cosby's word to go on.
381
00:13:54,605 --> 00:13:56,005
You know what? You know what, Dad?
382
00:13:56,048 --> 00:13:57,482
Don't really think you're
helping your point, here.
383
00:13:57,526 --> 00:13:58,659
No, I mean, have you ever tried
384
00:13:58,694 --> 00:13:59,995
to interview somebody
who was knocked out?
385
00:14:00,034 --> 00:14:01,267
No. No, I have never...
386
00:14:01,305 --> 00:14:02,814
It's impossible 'cause
they're unconscious.
387
00:14:02,860 --> 00:14:03,752
Okay, all right. You know what?
388
00:14:03,779 --> 00:14:05,279
- Sorry I brought it up.
- You can ask 'em 100 questions,
389
00:14:05,325 --> 00:14:07,260
- you ain't gonna get no answers.
- Sorry I brought it up.
390
00:14:07,319 --> 00:14:09,019
? Sittin' by the open fireplace... ?
391
00:14:09,070 --> 00:14:10,571
Ooh, I like this song.
392
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:12,651
This reminds me of your mama.
393
00:14:12,713 --> 00:14:15,482
I don't know where I would
be today without her.
394
00:14:15,565 --> 00:14:16,965
Parking lot's over here on the right.
395
00:14:17,008 --> 00:14:19,009
? And it sounded sweet to me... ?
396
00:14:19,069 --> 00:14:22,004
$25 for parking?
397
00:14:22,093 --> 00:14:24,261
I'm not paying $25 for parking.
398
00:14:24,326 --> 00:14:25,393
I'll pay it, Dad.
399
00:14:25,426 --> 00:14:26,559
No, it's the principle.
400
00:14:26,594 --> 00:14:28,228
Principle?
401
00:14:28,277 --> 00:14:29,744
We're on our way to a Bill Cosby show.
402
00:14:29,789 --> 00:14:31,724
You're gonna draw your line at parking?
403
00:14:31,783 --> 00:14:33,450
I don't know.
404
00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:35,167
Your mama's upset with me
405
00:14:35,218 --> 00:14:37,086
and now this $25 parking...
406
00:14:37,142 --> 00:14:38,742
It's all starting to add up.
407
00:14:38,791 --> 00:14:41,260
I think I'm just gonna go get your mama
408
00:14:41,335 --> 00:14:42,768
an anniversary gift and head on home.
409
00:14:42,811 --> 00:14:44,579
- Get out.
- What?
410
00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:45,933
What are you doing?
411
00:14:45,973 --> 00:14:47,941
You're-you're kicking me
out of your car? Here?
412
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,600
This is a bad neighborhood.
413
00:14:49,649 --> 00:14:52,017
There's no such thing
as a bad neighborhood.
414
00:14:52,088 --> 00:14:54,056
Just bad people who hang out
415
00:14:54,116 --> 00:14:56,784
in neighborhoods kind of like this one.
416
00:14:56,864 --> 00:14:58,998
Here, you better take a weapon.
417
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:03,436
That can also be used as a flashlight.
418
00:15:03,530 --> 00:15:06,599
It doesn't even have batteries in it.
419
00:15:06,691 --> 00:15:07,825
Well, good talk.
420
00:15:07,860 --> 00:15:10,161
Enjoy the concert. Be safe out there.
421
00:15:10,230 --> 00:15:12,631
? 'Cause I love you, Brandy ?
422
00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:15,139
? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah ?
423
00:15:15,212 --> 00:15:18,681
? Sippin' on a cherry soda pop... ?
424
00:15:18,786 --> 00:15:20,720
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
425
00:15:20,778 --> 00:15:23,013
Do y'all think it's okay
that we watch Ted 2,
426
00:15:23,081 --> 00:15:24,682
since it's a Mark Wahlberg film and all?
427
00:15:24,730 --> 00:15:26,631
Well, what's wrong with Mark Wahlberg?
428
00:15:26,689 --> 00:15:29,657
Well, when he was a teenager,
right... this is pre-Marky Mark...
429
00:15:29,746 --> 00:15:30,913
he committed a hate crime.
430
00:15:30,949 --> 00:15:34,285
He beat up a-a blind Asian dude.
431
00:15:34,385 --> 00:15:36,085
N-Now the thing about it is,
432
00:15:36,137 --> 00:15:37,438
I don't know if he hated the blind
433
00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:39,412
or if he hated the Asian.
434
00:15:39,470 --> 00:15:41,805
Fine, I'll change it.
435
00:15:41,876 --> 00:15:44,444
Hey, Siri!
436
00:15:44,521 --> 00:15:47,289
Uh, what's the name of that movie
437
00:15:47,373 --> 00:15:51,209
where Denzel Washington
plays a drunken airplane pilot?
438
00:15:51,324 --> 00:15:53,292
You know the one I'm talking about.
439
00:15:53,351 --> 00:15:54,970
I don't... I don't think
it works like that.
440
00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:56,868
SIRI: Now playing Flight.
441
00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:00,083
(door opens)
442
00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:03,973
Hey, honey.
443
00:16:04,003 --> 00:16:05,303
Oh, don't "honey" me.
444
00:16:05,343 --> 00:16:06,743
And don't come over
here with that "baby"
445
00:16:06,785 --> 00:16:08,987
and "sweetheart" thing, either.
446
00:16:09,054 --> 00:16:10,688
Look, I know you're mad.
447
00:16:10,738 --> 00:16:12,038
But I will have you know
448
00:16:12,077 --> 00:16:14,378
that I did not go to the show.
449
00:16:14,448 --> 00:16:17,117
Instead, I bought you a present.
450
00:16:17,197 --> 00:16:18,830
Happy anniversary!
451
00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:21,315
Look who's not disappointing now?
452
00:16:21,388 --> 00:16:23,122
Oh, Joe!
453
00:16:23,175 --> 00:16:25,043
Goodness, is this for me?
454
00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:27,835
- Yes, it is.
- Oh, my goodness,
455
00:16:27,917 --> 00:16:28,884
it's beautiful.
456
00:16:28,914 --> 00:16:31,048
- (laughs)
- Oh...
457
00:16:31,112 --> 00:16:34,881
Joe, you are not a disappointment.
458
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,462
Oh...
459
00:16:36,507 --> 00:16:38,608
You are the most wonderful,
460
00:16:38,672 --> 00:16:40,739
kindest, sweetest man in the world.
461
00:16:40,801 --> 00:16:42,569
(chuckles) You pretty lucky to have me.
462
00:16:42,623 --> 00:16:43,589
Yeah,
463
00:16:43,619 --> 00:16:45,420
I guess I am.
464
00:16:45,474 --> 00:16:47,108
(giggling)
465
00:16:47,158 --> 00:16:48,592
Oh. Hey, Jerrod.
466
00:16:48,636 --> 00:16:49,936
Did you also have a change of heart
467
00:16:49,975 --> 00:16:51,409
and not go see Bill Cosby?
468
00:16:51,453 --> 00:16:53,020
Oh, no, I definitely went to the show.
469
00:16:53,068 --> 00:16:54,202
But...
470
00:16:54,236 --> 00:16:57,104
you'll be happy to know
that I did not enjoy it.
471
00:16:57,191 --> 00:16:58,625
Oh. Well, that does make me happy.
472
00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:00,437
Glad you still have a conscience.
473
00:17:00,490 --> 00:17:02,624
He was still funny and still sharp,
474
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:05,157
but it just left me
time to think, you know?
475
00:17:05,231 --> 00:17:06,865
Every time he took a sip of water...
476
00:17:06,915 --> 00:17:09,583
and he took a lot of sips of
water, too, 'cause he's 80...
477
00:17:09,663 --> 00:17:11,464
and I kept thinking:
478
00:17:11,519 --> 00:17:12,486
Was it wrong to laugh?
479
00:17:12,516 --> 00:17:13,916
Was it wrong to be there?
480
00:17:13,958 --> 00:17:15,792
I couldn't stop thinking
about all the things you said.
481
00:17:15,848 --> 00:17:17,649
So congrats, Maxine,
482
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,838
you ruined my idol for me.
483
00:17:19,903 --> 00:17:22,171
Whoa, hold on. This is not my fault.
484
00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:23,373
And it's not your fault.
485
00:17:23,407 --> 00:17:25,175
It's Bill Cosby's fault. He did this.
486
00:17:25,229 --> 00:17:27,163
He ruined his own reputation.
487
00:17:27,221 --> 00:17:29,322
I just want the guy
that makes me laugh back.
488
00:17:29,386 --> 00:17:31,187
The best thing our heroes can do
489
00:17:31,242 --> 00:17:32,941
is die before they disappoint us.
490
00:17:34,230 --> 00:17:36,499
If Martin Luther King Jr.
were still alive,
491
00:17:36,568 --> 00:17:38,936
he'd probably be doing
mattress commercials.
492
00:17:39,007 --> 00:17:41,608
"I... had a dream...
493
00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:43,754
"and you can, too,
494
00:17:43,817 --> 00:17:46,752
"on a new Tempur-Pedic queen-sized
495
00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:48,608
memory foam mattress."
496
00:17:48,662 --> 00:17:51,864
Oh, Joe! Stop!
497
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:54,128
Look...
498
00:17:54,194 --> 00:17:55,494
I get it.
499
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:58,268
I don't want to be immoral
and support him, but...
500
00:17:58,351 --> 00:17:59,851
(sighs) ...I don't know,
I just can't forget
501
00:17:59,897 --> 00:18:01,198
all the good things Cosby's done.
502
00:18:01,237 --> 00:18:03,638
I mean, we've all loved
Bill Cosby at some point.
503
00:18:03,711 --> 00:18:05,512
He's made us all laugh,
504
00:18:05,566 --> 00:18:07,033
and finding something
that brings you joy
505
00:18:07,078 --> 00:18:09,046
is really hard to find, so...
506
00:18:09,106 --> 00:18:10,940
letting it go is even harder.
507
00:18:10,995 --> 00:18:14,264
Oh, Jerrod, I know it's hard.
508
00:18:14,363 --> 00:18:17,098
But, baby, once you know something,
509
00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:19,448
you cannot un-know it.
510
00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:21,784
Now, it is up to you to decide
511
00:18:21,853 --> 00:18:23,987
where you want to draw your line.
512
00:18:24,051 --> 00:18:28,187
Mama, is that a security
tag on your coat?
513
00:18:31,885 --> 00:18:33,520
Joe, is that stolen?
514
00:18:33,569 --> 00:18:36,204
Is something stolen if it costs $600
515
00:18:36,284 --> 00:18:39,853
but I got it out of a
guy's trunk for $80?
516
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:41,727
- Yes.
- CYNTHIA: Joe.
517
00:18:41,781 --> 00:18:43,549
Well, I love it
518
00:18:43,602 --> 00:18:44,969
and I love you, too.
519
00:18:45,011 --> 00:18:46,778
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
520
00:18:46,832 --> 00:18:48,333
What, you're gonna keep a stolen coat?
521
00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:49,745
What happened to
"once you know something,
522
00:18:49,787 --> 00:18:50,987
you can't unknow it"?
523
00:18:51,024 --> 00:18:53,626
Honey, I told you to draw your line.
524
00:18:53,704 --> 00:18:56,606
And right now, I'm drawing
all kind of lines
525
00:18:56,694 --> 00:18:57,994
around this coat.
526
00:18:58,033 --> 00:18:59,000
(laughs)
527
00:18:59,030 --> 00:19:00,463
That's my girl!
528
00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:02,575
(whoops, laughs)
529
00:19:02,637 --> 00:19:04,304
Aw. Jerrod, come over
and sit next to me.
530
00:19:04,355 --> 00:19:05,489
(sighs)
531
00:19:05,524 --> 00:19:08,059
I'm sorry that you had a rough night.
532
00:19:08,135 --> 00:19:09,368
Yeah.
533
00:19:09,406 --> 00:19:11,808
All this Cosby stuff is
really starting to depress me.
534
00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:13,947
I need something to cheer me up.
535
00:19:14,010 --> 00:19:15,845
Hey, Siri, play The Cosby Show.
536
00:19:15,901 --> 00:19:18,302
Just one more time,
537
00:19:18,374 --> 00:19:19,841
you know... for old times' sake.
538
00:19:19,886 --> 00:19:21,320
Wait, which episode you gonna do?
539
00:19:21,363 --> 00:19:23,334
Could you pull up the one
where Rudy's goldfish died
540
00:19:23,394 --> 00:19:24,351
and he did a funeral for it?
541
00:19:24,381 --> 00:19:26,221
No, I'm gonna do the Monopoly
money one with Theo.
542
00:19:26,276 --> 00:19:27,677
No, no, no, it's my anniversary.
543
00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:30,188
I want to see them
dancin' on the stairs.
544
00:19:30,262 --> 00:19:31,495
Oh! Or the Gordon Gartrell shirt one.
545
00:19:31,533 --> 00:19:32,500
JOE: No, no, no.
546
00:19:32,530 --> 00:19:33,830
Do the Thanksgiving episode
547
00:19:33,870 --> 00:19:36,138
where he teaches Theo
how to carve the turkey
548
00:19:36,206 --> 00:19:37,740
using that Julia Child voice.
549
00:19:37,787 --> 00:19:40,222
"Now the first thing you do is,
550
00:19:40,295 --> 00:19:41,695
"you got to grab the turkey
551
00:19:41,738 --> 00:19:43,839
"and make the cut
552
00:19:43,903 --> 00:19:46,004
all the way down to the
Frick and frackle."
553
00:19:46,067 --> 00:19:48,502
(laughter)
554
00:19:48,576 --> 00:19:50,844
Damn shame what he did
to those women, though.
555
00:19:50,912 --> 00:19:53,346
Oh...
556
00:19:55,661 --> 00:19:57,981
So this is the new show
557
00:19:58,051 --> 00:20:00,253
we're gonna be watching as a family.
558
00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:02,454
Steinfield.
559
00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:06,806
Seinfeld, and yes, it's hilarious.
560
00:20:06,883 --> 00:20:08,984
You know something? It's
like people don't know this,
561
00:20:09,047 --> 00:20:11,519
but Jerry Seinfeld does
what I like to call
562
00:20:11,594 --> 00:20:13,395
"observational comedy," right?
563
00:20:13,449 --> 00:20:15,350
Where he observe something
and then he make comedy
564
00:20:15,408 --> 00:20:17,709
out of that observation, right?
565
00:20:17,778 --> 00:20:18,811
So, for instance, look
at this table, right?
566
00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:19,943
He would look at this
table, he would say,
567
00:20:19,977 --> 00:20:21,511
"What's with tables?"
568
00:20:21,558 --> 00:20:23,025
(laughing)
569
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:27,943
- That was a spot-on impression, Bobby.
- (laughs)
570
00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:32,864
I can't believe you guys
have never seen this show.
571
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:35,734
It was a huge part of
NBC's Must See TV lineup.
572
00:20:35,818 --> 00:20:37,318
Well, I don't like people telling me
573
00:20:37,363 --> 00:20:39,331
I must see something.
574
00:20:39,391 --> 00:20:41,158
Makes me want to rebel.
575
00:20:41,211 --> 00:20:44,046
Like when everyone was going
crazy over that "blood moon,"
576
00:20:44,132 --> 00:20:46,267
I refused to look up.
577
00:20:47,327 --> 00:20:50,129
I don't do anything anyone tells me.
578
00:20:50,213 --> 00:20:52,348
That's why I've been
tased so many times.
579
00:20:56,742 --> 00:20:59,577
Now, before we become
580
00:20:59,662 --> 00:21:01,496
emotionally invested in this show,
581
00:21:01,552 --> 00:21:03,553
has anyone in the cast
582
00:21:03,614 --> 00:21:07,017
ever done any horrible thing?
583
00:21:07,119 --> 00:21:08,419
No, no, no.
584
00:21:08,459 --> 00:21:11,094
Jerry's only vices are cars and coffee,
585
00:21:11,173 --> 00:21:12,673
Elaine's the new Veep,
586
00:21:12,719 --> 00:21:15,454
and George now has a lush
head of hair for some reason.
587
00:21:15,536 --> 00:21:17,971
Okay, here we go.
588
00:21:18,045 --> 00:21:20,013
Now, the dude who played Kramer...
589
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,468
JOE: He called us what?
590
00:21:23,518 --> 00:21:28,068
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