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The Carmichael Show is taped
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in front of a live studio audience.
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Happy Birthday.
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Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
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- Mm.
- Mwah!
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So you already opened the gift I got you.
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Yeah.
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I didn't want you to have the
pressure of watching me open it,
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in case I didn't like it.
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All right, how do you like it?
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You gift-paused.
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Oh, no. No, no, no. No.
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No. Uh, uh,
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Maxine, I think you're a very beautiful,
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thoughtful girlfriend, really... but...
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come on... Banana Republic, Maxine?
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I mean, do I look like a guy
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that works in Accounting,
named Adam, to you?
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Okay, I think their demographic
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is slightly larger than that.
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Or a young dad named Chris?
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Now you're just naming people you know
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who wear Banana Republic.
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I'm not an assistant principal
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named Markel, Maxine.
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Where are you even
getting these names from?
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Okay, look, since it's your birthday,
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I thought we could do something fun today
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like check out that new Italian food cart.
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You want me to eat on the streets?
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- For my birthday?
- Okay,
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but the guy who opened it
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almost made it onto Top Chef Boston.
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That doesn't count.
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Nobody goes to Boston for the food.
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You go for there for
the enthusiastic racism.
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All right? Look, look,
sit down... sit down.
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- Okay.
- All right, so...
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First, we are... thank you...
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going to watch Coming to America
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while we sip hot chocolate.
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Ooh, I heard that's pretty funny.
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What do you mean, you
heard it's pretty funny?
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Yeah, I heard it's funny.
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No, no, no... you hear the
Guggenheim has great exhibits.
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You hear HPV is more
dangerous than you thought.
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You... see
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Coming to America.
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Okay. And then what else are we gonna do?
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And then,
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we go to my parents' house
for my surprise party.
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Okay, how is it a surprise,
if you already know about it?
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Oh, no, I need to know about
my surprises, all right?
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Otherwise they're just too startling.
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But then we, uh, we eat some cake
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and then my parents sing to me.
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Oh, well, I can sing you the birthday song.
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? Happy birthday ?
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? Mr. Carmichael... ?
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What are you doing?
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? Ha... ? I'm singing.
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You know she died from
a pill overdose, right?
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- Happy birthday, playboy.
- Oh, thank you.
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Did y'all hear what happened?
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The cops shot a unarmed teenager downtown.
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And I'm going down there to protest.
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Oh, my God, that's terrible.
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I know. Look, this is
the worst possible day
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I could start my new job.
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I don't know... I'm torn, too, man.
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I don't know if I'd go
down there, take the streets
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and fight because I'm a black youth...
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or do I defend the force, you know?
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Because, you know, I'm a officer now.
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Okay.
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You're a 32-year-old man
who works security part-time
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at an electronics store.
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You're not a youth, you're not an officer,
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and neither side wants you, man.
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Okay, forget you, okay?
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Matter of fact, is that your sweater?
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This sweater's ugly.
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What, you're a architect named Pete?
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Okay. Ha-ha.
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Listen, I think that we
should go down and protest.
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'Cause, you know, I tried
to go to Occupy Wall Street
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but my flight landed
when the protest ended,
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so I just saw Book of
Mormon twice and went home.
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That's the saddest story
I've ever heard before.
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But no, I'm not
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gonna go protest. Nobody
should go protest...
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it doesn't do anything.
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You know those people
that, like, stand outside
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- the White House with picket signs?
- Mm-hmm.
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Just completely wasting their time.
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They are not wasting their time.
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People protested for gay marriage
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in front of the White
House and that worked out.
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You really gonna credit that to protests?
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That was more Neil Patrick
Harris than anything.
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Look, I'm going down there.
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Come on Bobby, I'm gonna give
you a ride halfway to work
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and you can walk the rest of the way.
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'Cause I can't be seen with no pig.
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Learn Thai online with BananaThai
http://osdb.link/bananathai
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I feel like we should be at the protest.
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Okay, look. I'm willing to negotiate.
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We'll go in here now and
after I blow out the candles
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I'll make a little wish that
black people not get shot
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by the police nearly as often, okay?
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All right, if you'll excuse me,
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we have a surprise party to attend.
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- Surprise!
- Oh!
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, you got me good this year.
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Maxine, did you know about this?
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? Happy birthday to ya ?
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? Happy birthday to ya ?
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Yeah!
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? Happy birthday! ?
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Ah. "Black lives matter"?
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What's that about?
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We live in a time where
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the police can indiscriminately...
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I know what it means, Maxine.
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But why are you wearing
that on my baby's birthday?
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Well, the police shot an
unarmed man in West Charlotte
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and people are protesting downtown.
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Oh... It's so exciting
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to see all our people down there.
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Voices are being heard,
change is happening...
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Do you always get this giddy
when somebody gets shot?
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You guys, let's not
talk about this anymore.
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Let's get back to the song.
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? Happy birthday to... ?
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Oh, come on, y'all.
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- Jerrod, hush. This is important.
- Yes, I was
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trying to explain to him earlier.
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It's our generation's chance to be heard.
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You know, here in Charlotte,
you are four times more likely
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to be arrested if you're black than white.
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Oh, Joe, I don't like those numbers.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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Slow down.
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I hope you're not thinking
about going out there.
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Protests are filled with
too much sexual energy.
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What?!
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That's right. I don't need
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my wife around all those
rebellious black men.
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Protests make you sexy. It's a fact.
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That is just not a fact.
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Okay, think about it:
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Without protests, Malcolm X was a four.
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Malcolm X was a ginger.
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The man was a black ginger
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and nobody even noticed.
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Oh, he's just talking nonsense.
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I loved protesting.
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Oh, the electricity in the air.
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The smell of change on the horizon.
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The sounds of civil rights hymns.
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See, this is what I'm talking about.
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Now they're getting all worked up.
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Yeah, Cynthia. Oh!
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You know, I'm inspired
by all that stuff, too.
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I'm inspired by your generation,
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who laid the groundwork for mine.
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I almost miss the inequality of the '60s,
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I loved protesting that much.
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Mm-hmm.
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You know, Maxine is right...
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these young people need to get out there
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and stand up for what they believe in.
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I don't think anybody
needs to be out there.
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Thank you.
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No, I watched the news this morning.
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We don't have all the facts.
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Now, I've seen plenty of these protests,
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and I'm just gonna say this:
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sometimes black people
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have a tendency to jump to conclusions.
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Jump to conclusions?!
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Well, look at you.
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You read a damn T-shirt,
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now you're encouraging Maxine
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- to go out there and protest.
- Yeah,
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yeah, yeah, and she's,
like, ready to ignore
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her son's birthday. You haven't
even seen the news story yet.
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The sad part is I don't have to see it.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Well, okay,
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you know, I will say that sometimes
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there's a legitimate reason to protest.
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But sometimes I say to myself,
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"Why are they running from
the cops in the first place?"
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- Joe!
- What?
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I mean, you think just because
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he's black, he's innocent?
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What? I'm just being honest
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about how I feel.
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I thought I was in a safe place.
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Okay.
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No matter what he did, he was unarmed.
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So we need to make sure that people
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are held accountable for their actions.
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And that's why we should
be down there, Jerrod.
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So you really think protesting
makes people accountable
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- for their actions?
- Yes.
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Okay, then why did I see George Zimmerman
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at a Dave and Busters, Maxine?
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At a Dave and Busters!
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You did not see George
Zimmerman at Dave and Busters.
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Well, I could have.
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He's free enough to do it.
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I mean... all I'm saying
is this: like, people got
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all up in arms after Trayvon
died, and George Zimmerman's
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now running around the
country and is probably
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gonna be Donald Trump's
running mate for president.
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Well, that is why I'm going down there.
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I can hear the bells of justice ringing
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and I'm answering the call.
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Maxine,
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I'm gonna show you how to protest.
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Yeah! Me and Cynthia.
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Me and the Cynth.
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Making change.
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Making change and taking names.
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Uh... Ah, ah, ah! Young lady...
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Joe...
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I'm going upstairs to change
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into my civil rights clothes.
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Yeah, well, if somebody hits on you,
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it's gonna be another black man shot.
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Man, it is pandemonium out there.
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Oh, it's, like, thousands
of people out there, man.
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It is crazy. I mean, they
called the National Guard.
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Well, you know, Mom
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and Maxine are going out there, too.
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Uh-uh. Y'all need to be careful, man.
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Things are escalating real fast down there.
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Man, in fact, I hear they rioting, too.
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That's just the media. They always do this.
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They just find a couple
looters and make it seem like
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that's the entire scene, when in fact,
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a majority of the people
are protesting peacefully.
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Happy birthday, Jerrod.
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Got you a TV, man.
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Whoa!
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I am thirsty. I got to
get something to drink.
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I've been protesting all morning.
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Okay...
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so...
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do you guys think that she's one of the...
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peaceful protesters?
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Oh... Come on.
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You don't think that she would...
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Oh, no, that's exactly what I think.
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Okay, Bobby, you were married to her...
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- you don't...
- Yeah, she definitely did that.
261
00:09:54,996 --> 00:09:56,397
All right, well,
262
00:09:56,419 --> 00:09:59,054
- I'm gonna have to ask her.
- No, you can't ask her.
263
00:09:59,093 --> 00:10:00,892
I got $50 says she did it.
264
00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:05,205
Mmm.
265
00:10:05,220 --> 00:10:08,022
Oh, Nekeisha was thirsty.
266
00:10:08,064 --> 00:10:09,965
Hey... hey, Nekeisha, come here, sit down.
267
00:10:09,994 --> 00:10:12,729
Sit right here. Sit right here, Nekeisha.
268
00:10:12,770 --> 00:10:14,838
Hey. Um...
269
00:10:14,870 --> 00:10:17,104
there's no easy way
270
00:10:17,137 --> 00:10:20,640
of asking this, but, um...
271
00:10:20,693 --> 00:10:22,859
did you loot that TV?
272
00:10:24,314 --> 00:10:27,216
Are you asking me if I stole this TV?
273
00:10:29,155 --> 00:10:31,124
Yeah, yeah, I'm, uh,
274
00:10:31,153 --> 00:10:33,321
I'm asking if you stole the TV.
275
00:10:33,354 --> 00:10:34,854
Well, I'm offended.
276
00:10:34,877 --> 00:10:37,746
I did not steal that TV.
277
00:10:37,789 --> 00:10:39,756
Oh, my God. 'Cause I was like, "What?"
278
00:10:39,786 --> 00:10:41,087
Yeah, me, too.
279
00:10:41,107 --> 00:10:42,741
- Me, too... me, too.
- Got me.
280
00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:44,900
It was already stolen when I stole it.
281
00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,914
Come on.
282
00:10:47,946 --> 00:10:49,546
Damn it, I knew it!
283
00:10:49,570 --> 00:10:52,205
What? I took it from a looter.
If anything, I rescued this TV.
284
00:10:52,245 --> 00:10:53,646
Oh, come on.
285
00:10:53,668 --> 00:10:56,603
You know I can't take a
stolen television, Nekeisha.
286
00:10:56,646 --> 00:10:59,081
But I stole it from the bottom of my heart.
287
00:10:59,118 --> 00:11:02,287
You know something, Nekeisha,
this TV is going back.
288
00:11:02,334 --> 00:11:04,301
I cannot be an officer of the law and
let this happen... it's going back.
289
00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:05,932
- You aren't no officer of the law.
- I am an officer of the law!
290
00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:08,191
- You're a mall security guard!
- No, I got a badge.
291
00:11:08,224 --> 00:11:09,692
- No, man, you don't even have a gun.
- I got mace!
292
00:11:09,714 --> 00:11:10,947
You just got a flashlight, man.
293
00:11:10,967 --> 00:11:12,301
You ain't the boss of me!
294
00:11:12,321 --> 00:11:14,488
Okay, let's do this!
295
00:11:20,344 --> 00:11:23,479
Don't you walk out my house
looking that good, girl.
296
00:11:25,388 --> 00:11:26,957
Oh, wow, you look amazing.
297
00:11:26,981 --> 00:11:29,082
You have to look good so
when they treat you bad,
298
00:11:29,114 --> 00:11:30,780
makes them look worse.
299
00:11:32,023 --> 00:11:33,958
That's Protest 101.
300
00:11:33,988 --> 00:11:38,392
Oh, and you need to
have uncomfortable shoes.
301
00:11:38,457 --> 00:11:40,024
You wearing those?
302
00:11:40,049 --> 00:11:42,616
Oh, yeah, I'll be fine.
They're-they're wedges.
303
00:11:45,701 --> 00:11:47,803
All right, fine.
304
00:11:47,835 --> 00:11:49,503
Come on, Maxine, let's go.
305
00:11:49,528 --> 00:11:50,928
Yeah. Let's go...
306
00:11:50,950 --> 00:11:52,517
make a difference.
307
00:11:52,540 --> 00:11:54,008
Come on, C Pound.
308
00:11:54,031 --> 00:11:56,164
You know, you're trying too hard, Maxine.
309
00:11:58,058 --> 00:12:00,561
Well, forget about my birthday!
310
00:12:00,599 --> 00:12:02,266
Well, you're getting too damn old
311
00:12:02,291 --> 00:12:03,725
for your birthday anyway, son.
312
00:12:03,747 --> 00:12:06,715
Welcome to being an adult.
313
00:12:06,759 --> 00:12:09,995
Nobody cares if you die,
nobody cares if you age,
314
00:12:10,044 --> 00:12:11,945
and I didn't get you a gift.
315
00:12:16,798 --> 00:12:17,498
_ _
316
00:12:26,808 --> 00:12:28,058
What's wrong, son?
317
00:12:28,568 --> 00:12:29,520
You all worked up
318
00:12:29,535 --> 00:12:31,269
'cause nobody's celebrating your birthday?
319
00:12:31,295 --> 00:12:32,996
Well, I'm gonna tell you
320
00:12:33,023 --> 00:12:35,658
the story of the day of your birth.
321
00:12:35,697 --> 00:12:37,291
Now, first of all, let me just say,
322
00:12:37,315 --> 00:12:39,008
a lot of people have the misconception
323
00:12:39,034 --> 00:12:41,870
that a miracle cannot be disgusting.
324
00:12:41,912 --> 00:12:43,412
Right.
325
00:12:43,435 --> 00:12:46,237
Why did Mom and Maxine have
to go out there now, you know?
326
00:12:46,279 --> 00:12:47,479
It's not like
327
00:12:47,498 --> 00:12:49,566
two more protestors are gonna end racism.
328
00:12:49,597 --> 00:12:50,764
So you're angry.
329
00:12:50,782 --> 00:12:52,683
No, I'm not angry! I...
330
00:12:52,712 --> 00:12:54,212
I just don't understand
331
00:12:54,235 --> 00:12:57,104
why someone had to get shot on my birthday.
332
00:12:57,147 --> 00:12:59,715
I get it.
333
00:12:59,754 --> 00:13:01,854
It's shocking.
334
00:13:02,766 --> 00:13:04,034
But this is nothing new.
335
00:13:04,053 --> 00:13:06,121
This has been going on for a long time.
336
00:13:06,152 --> 00:13:07,819
Nothing surprises me anymore.
337
00:13:07,845 --> 00:13:09,313
Shoot, I was there
338
00:13:09,335 --> 00:13:11,436
when Ozzie Osborne bit
the head off that pigeon.
339
00:13:11,468 --> 00:13:13,268
Oh, I've seen a lot.
340
00:13:13,296 --> 00:13:14,930
Look, I-I know it's not new.
341
00:13:14,955 --> 00:13:17,424
I mean, look, being young
and black in America...
342
00:13:17,460 --> 00:13:19,094
you're gonna get stopped by the cops.
343
00:13:19,119 --> 00:13:20,486
You know, it's like jury duty.
344
00:13:20,507 --> 00:13:22,074
Sometimes your number's gonna be up.
345
00:13:22,098 --> 00:13:23,632
Oh... just the other week, right,
346
00:13:23,656 --> 00:13:25,557
I was out getting a cup of coffee.
347
00:13:25,586 --> 00:13:27,420
What kind of coffee?
348
00:13:27,447 --> 00:13:28,714
Why does that matter?
349
00:13:28,734 --> 00:13:30,368
I'm a visual thinker, Jerrod.
350
00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:31,359
Okay. Fine.
351
00:13:31,374 --> 00:13:32,408
Iced coffee.
352
00:13:32,424 --> 00:13:34,024
Thank you. Now I can see it.
353
00:13:34,049 --> 00:13:36,117
Okay. So I was out getting iced coffee,
354
00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:38,249
and then, out of nowhere,
these four cops came,
355
00:13:38,281 --> 00:13:39,681
and they pulled guns on me,
356
00:13:39,703 --> 00:13:41,538
and they forced me down to the ground,
357
00:13:41,565 --> 00:13:43,065
and they handcuffed me, and I, like,
358
00:13:43,088 --> 00:13:45,356
had a mark on my face from
it hitting the sidewalk.
359
00:13:45,390 --> 00:13:46,724
You know, and, uh,
360
00:13:46,745 --> 00:13:49,947
you know, it was all
because I fit a description.
361
00:13:49,994 --> 00:13:51,962
Look, son...
362
00:13:51,993 --> 00:13:54,594
I'm sorry you had to go through that.
363
00:13:54,632 --> 00:13:56,166
But let me ask you something.
364
00:13:56,190 --> 00:13:57,824
Do you recall what you were wearing
365
00:13:57,849 --> 00:13:59,583
when you got stopped by the cops?
366
00:13:59,609 --> 00:14:02,978
- Why does it matter what I was wearing?
- Just answer the question.
367
00:14:03,029 --> 00:14:06,498
- A hoody, if you must know.
- Bingo.
368
00:14:06,549 --> 00:14:07,816
What do you mean, "Bingo"?
369
00:14:07,836 --> 00:14:09,670
Now, one more question:
How were you walking?
370
00:14:09,698 --> 00:14:11,366
- What do you mean, how was I walking?
- Yeah.
371
00:14:11,391 --> 00:14:13,558
Get up right now and show me your walk.
372
00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:14,425
Are you kidding me?
373
00:14:14,438 --> 00:14:15,571
No, I'm not kidding you.
374
00:14:15,589 --> 00:14:16,723
Go on.
375
00:14:16,741 --> 00:14:18,008
Are we really gonna do this?
376
00:14:18,027 --> 00:14:19,327
We are really gonna do this.
377
00:14:19,347 --> 00:14:20,881
Fine, I'll show you my walk.
378
00:14:20,904 --> 00:14:22,137
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
379
00:14:22,156 --> 00:14:23,557
What?!
380
00:14:23,579 --> 00:14:26,080
That is one suspicious
walk you got there, son.
381
00:14:26,118 --> 00:14:27,819
You always walk like that?
382
00:14:27,844 --> 00:14:29,545
It's my walk. It's how I walk.
383
00:14:29,572 --> 00:14:31,639
Well, I'm your father
and I'd never shoot you,
384
00:14:31,669 --> 00:14:34,404
but that is one aggressive stroll you got.
385
00:14:34,446 --> 00:14:36,346
I blame it on the hip-hop.
386
00:14:37,662 --> 00:14:39,264
You know what I'm starting to realize?
387
00:14:39,288 --> 00:14:40,521
I'm starting to realize
388
00:14:40,539 --> 00:14:42,440
it's just that type of prejudiced thinking
389
00:14:42,469 --> 00:14:44,704
that got me stopped by the
cops in the first place.
390
00:14:44,738 --> 00:14:46,305
No, this is the kind of thinking
391
00:14:46,329 --> 00:14:47,863
that's kept me safe all these years.
392
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,888
I prejudge, Jerrod.
393
00:14:49,918 --> 00:14:51,118
I'm not prejudiced,
394
00:14:51,136 --> 00:14:54,270
but I will prejudge your behind like hell.
395
00:14:55,842 --> 00:14:57,310
That's how you get through life, huh?
396
00:14:57,332 --> 00:14:59,300
It's the only way to get through life.
397
00:14:59,330 --> 00:15:03,299
I'm only telling you this,
son, to keep you safe.
398
00:15:03,358 --> 00:15:04,926
She still loves me.
399
00:15:04,950 --> 00:15:07,451
No, I don't.
400
00:15:07,488 --> 00:15:09,523
Look, somebody tried to hit
me in the head with a bottle,
401
00:15:09,554 --> 00:15:10,954
and Nekeisha caught it before it hit me.
402
00:15:10,976 --> 00:15:13,845
I thought there was beer still in it.
403
00:15:13,888 --> 00:15:16,489
You saved my life.
404
00:15:16,527 --> 00:15:20,163
We all have our regrets.
405
00:15:22,013 --> 00:15:23,513
Give me a second.
406
00:15:23,536 --> 00:15:24,770
I was running very fast. Oh.
407
00:15:24,789 --> 00:15:26,656
Catch your breath. Catch your breath, baby.
408
00:15:26,684 --> 00:15:28,185
- Catch your breath.
- Oh. Oh.
409
00:15:28,208 --> 00:15:29,308
Are you okay? Where's Maxine?
410
00:15:29,326 --> 00:15:30,493
The police...
411
00:15:30,510 --> 00:15:32,477
they put out a city-wide curfew.
412
00:15:32,507 --> 00:15:33,841
Okay. And...?
413
00:15:33,861 --> 00:15:35,995
The cops came, and we all ran.
414
00:15:36,028 --> 00:15:37,596
Okay, but where's Maxine, Ma?
415
00:15:37,620 --> 00:15:39,921
I'm telling you... this generation...
416
00:15:39,956 --> 00:15:43,392
they have no idea how to protest.
417
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,209
It was chaos.
418
00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:48,171
Everybody yelling,
people selling T-shirts...
419
00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:49,849
there were food carts.
420
00:15:49,874 --> 00:15:52,910
It was like a street festival out there.
421
00:15:52,956 --> 00:15:54,423
Oh, which reminds me:
422
00:15:54,446 --> 00:15:57,513
I brought you that Mexican corn you like.
423
00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:00,888
Okay, yeah, but, Ma, where's Maxine?
424
00:16:00,912 --> 00:16:03,513
There was a DJ down there.
425
00:16:03,552 --> 00:16:05,553
You don't play music
426
00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:08,619
on a laptop at a protest!
427
00:16:08,665 --> 00:16:10,265
You sing!
428
00:16:10,289 --> 00:16:11,957
Everybody knows that.
429
00:16:11,983 --> 00:16:13,650
That's right. Show 'em how it's done, baby.
430
00:16:13,675 --> 00:16:17,111
? Will the circle... ?
431
00:16:17,162 --> 00:16:19,964
? Be unbroken ?
432
00:16:20,006 --> 00:16:23,341
? By and by, Lord ?
433
00:16:23,391 --> 00:16:25,759
? By and by... ?
434
00:16:25,795 --> 00:16:28,197
- I love when you sing, Mama!
- Ma, tell me,
435
00:16:28,233 --> 00:16:29,400
tell me... where's Maxine?
436
00:16:29,418 --> 00:16:33,220
? There's a better ?
437
00:16:33,277 --> 00:16:35,879
? Place awaiting ?
438
00:16:35,917 --> 00:16:37,951
? In the sky, Lord ?
439
00:16:37,982 --> 00:16:40,551
? In... ?
440
00:16:40,590 --> 00:16:44,092
? The sky! ?
441
00:16:44,144 --> 00:16:46,345
? Ooh! ?
442
00:16:48,004 --> 00:16:50,238
- Damn, you sexy when you protest.
- Oh!
443
00:16:50,271 --> 00:16:52,272
Boys, your mama left the house a ten.
444
00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:54,104
She done came back a 15!
445
00:16:54,131 --> 00:16:55,565
Look at you.
446
00:16:55,588 --> 00:16:58,256
The sweat of justice
dripping off your forehead.
447
00:16:58,296 --> 00:17:00,397
I'm coming in, baby.
448
00:17:00,428 --> 00:17:03,430
Stop. Stop. Ma, Ma, Ma... Maxine!
449
00:17:03,475 --> 00:17:05,009
Maxine! Where is she?
450
00:17:05,032 --> 00:17:06,266
- Oh, her?
- Yes.
451
00:17:06,285 --> 00:17:07,719
Yes. Her.
452
00:17:07,742 --> 00:17:09,042
She got arrested.
453
00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:10,729
What?!
454
00:17:10,755 --> 00:17:14,658
You mean they're rounding
up white people now, too?
455
00:17:14,716 --> 00:17:16,917
And-and you just left her?
She okay? Where is she?
456
00:17:16,949 --> 00:17:19,184
I had to. You should have seen
457
00:17:19,218 --> 00:17:21,753
how easy it was for the
police to pick her up.
458
00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:25,093
You got to make that girl eat more.
459
00:17:25,142 --> 00:17:27,744
Damn!
460
00:17:27,784 --> 00:17:29,084
He mad.
461
00:17:29,103 --> 00:17:30,704
I know. Look at him. He's pissed.
462
00:17:30,730 --> 00:17:32,831
Yeah, yeah, I'm a little
pissed, okay? All right?
463
00:17:32,862 --> 00:17:34,362
My mom ignored my birthday,
464
00:17:34,385 --> 00:17:36,520
I was racially profiled by my father,
465
00:17:36,552 --> 00:17:37,752
and now my girlfriend's in jail.
466
00:17:37,771 --> 00:17:39,138
So, yes, I'm a little bit pissed.
467
00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:43,028
Oh, honey! Jerrod!
468
00:17:43,085 --> 00:17:45,086
Oh... Jerrod, baby, listen!
469
00:17:45,117 --> 00:17:46,818
I'm sorry
470
00:17:46,844 --> 00:17:49,879
about your girlfriend,
but you got to tell her...
471
00:17:49,924 --> 00:17:52,725
you can't wear wedges to a protest.
472
00:17:54,291 --> 00:17:56,226
You can't run in those.
473
00:17:56,256 --> 00:17:57,556
Thanks, Ma.
474
00:17:57,575 --> 00:17:59,610
I'll be sure to pass that along.
475
00:17:59,641 --> 00:18:01,774
He all right.
476
00:18:03,126 --> 00:18:04,595
Can't believe that I did it.
477
00:18:04,618 --> 00:18:06,218
I was there.
478
00:18:06,243 --> 00:18:09,312
I didn't hear about it, I didn't
see it on TV, or read about it.
479
00:18:09,357 --> 00:18:11,558
I had handcuffs on.
480
00:18:11,592 --> 00:18:13,693
Well, actually they were
just little twist-ties,
481
00:18:13,724 --> 00:18:17,260
but still, I was arrested
protesting like Rosa Parks.
482
00:18:17,313 --> 00:18:19,147
All right, all right, relax.
483
00:18:19,175 --> 00:18:21,810
Pretty sure Rosa didn't
stop by a Steak and Shake
484
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:24,285
on the way home from jail.
485
00:18:24,321 --> 00:18:26,956
You know, I had no idea
your mom could hop a fence.
486
00:18:26,996 --> 00:18:28,063
Mm.
487
00:18:28,079 --> 00:18:31,314
All right, I, uh... I got you something.
488
00:18:31,363 --> 00:18:34,866
And I know you don't like
surprises, so, it's a hamburger.
489
00:18:34,918 --> 00:18:37,886
Thank you. Appreciate it.
490
00:18:37,931 --> 00:18:40,533
I'm sorry I wasn't there
for you on your birthday.
491
00:18:40,572 --> 00:18:43,441
I don't want you to think it
was just about my birthday.
492
00:18:43,483 --> 00:18:44,950
You know? I'm not that selfish.
493
00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:48,895
I, uh, was talking to my father,
494
00:18:48,934 --> 00:18:51,936
and, uh, he made me realize
495
00:18:51,981 --> 00:18:53,915
that this whole thing hits a little...
496
00:18:53,945 --> 00:18:56,513
closer to home than I
care to admit, you know?
497
00:18:56,551 --> 00:18:57,918
I mean,
498
00:18:57,940 --> 00:18:59,941
that kid could've been me, Maxine.
499
00:18:59,971 --> 00:19:02,306
And I know you think
that protesting goes out
500
00:19:02,340 --> 00:19:04,508
and solves the problem, but I don't know.
501
00:19:04,541 --> 00:19:08,709
This is something I have to
deal with every single day.
502
00:19:09,618 --> 00:19:11,752
You know I'm black, right?
503
00:19:22,855 --> 00:19:24,055
Eh.
504
00:19:27,460 --> 00:19:29,529
Honey, I know this is hard,
505
00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:32,862
but I'm so glad that
you're opening up about it.
506
00:19:32,912 --> 00:19:34,846
You know, we can do
something about it together.
507
00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:37,676
Oh, it can be something
that we do every birthday.
508
00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:39,453
Fighting for change.
509
00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:41,381
Me and J-Man...
510
00:19:41,410 --> 00:19:44,712
taking names and fighting on birthdays.
511
00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:48,229
We really got to work on
your nicknames, Maxine.
512
00:19:48,281 --> 00:19:51,150
I'm glad you're home safe.
513
00:19:51,193 --> 00:19:53,327
Mm. Me, too.
514
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:56,328
And... I'm glad I get to spend
515
00:19:56,373 --> 00:19:58,107
the rest of my birthday
516
00:19:58,133 --> 00:20:01,002
lying next to the woman I love.
517
00:20:01,045 --> 00:20:03,211
Mm.
518
00:20:12,149 --> 00:20:13,383
Hey, Maxine?
519
00:20:13,402 --> 00:20:15,203
Hey,
520
00:20:15,230 --> 00:20:17,798
before you get in the
bed, you want to maybe
521
00:20:17,836 --> 00:20:20,537
hop in the shower, get
all that prison off of you?
522
00:20:21,662 --> 00:20:22,929
No!
523
00:20:23,828 --> 00:20:26,163
Come on!
524
00:20:27,445 --> 00:20:28,145
_ _
525
00:20:29,607 --> 00:20:32,710
Okay, let's see it.
526
00:20:32,756 --> 00:20:34,757
Yeah. Okay.
527
00:20:35,949 --> 00:20:36,886
- What?!
- I never noticed that before.
528
00:20:36,901 --> 00:20:38,769
I didn't raise you to
walk like that, Jerrod.
529
00:20:38,797 --> 00:20:40,297
What you talking about? No.
530
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:42,422
All right, there is
nothing wrong with my walk.
531
00:20:42,453 --> 00:20:43,686
It's just how I walk.
532
00:20:43,706 --> 00:20:44,906
No, dude, you look like you're about
533
00:20:44,924 --> 00:20:46,692
to pull a pistol out
your boot or something.
534
00:20:46,719 --> 00:20:47,952
Then let me try it.
535
00:20:47,971 --> 00:20:49,539
Okay, let's go, boy. You go. You do it.
536
00:20:49,563 --> 00:20:50,996
Here we go. Let me... Mind
if I...? Let me tie my shoes.
537
00:20:51,018 --> 00:20:53,520
Aah! Don't you put your foot on my table!
538
00:20:53,558 --> 00:20:55,225
- What are you...?
- Oh.
539
00:20:55,251 --> 00:20:59,187
Okay, over, under, through.
540
00:20:59,244 --> 00:21:01,446
This how Bobby
541
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:04,981
tie his shoe.
542
00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:08,559
Aw, come on!
543
00:21:08,590 --> 00:21:10,557
Come on, that's just as aggressive.
544
00:21:10,586 --> 00:21:12,621
What is that? You're like Huckleberry.
545
00:21:12,652 --> 00:21:15,754
Your dad's right... you guys
got some aggressive strolls.
546
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:18,034
Anybody want anything from the kitchen?
547
00:21:18,069 --> 00:21:19,569
Whoa, whoa!
548
00:21:24,432 --> 00:21:27,202
I'm surprised Nekeisha
hasn't gotten shot yet.
549
00:21:37,203 --> 00:21:44,823
_ _
550
00:21:44,824 --> 00:21:51,327
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