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I don't understand why I have toeat them out of a tiny bag.
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Portion control,
Douglas.
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Your cardiologist telling you
you got to watch fat intake
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is the best thing
that ever happened to me.
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My man's gonna eat healthy,and we're gonna support him
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because we want
to keep him alive.
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Oh, I forgot to tell you, but
it's Derek's last day in town.
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And we're really
finding a rhythm.
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Ready?
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Ready.Ready.
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Ooh.
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Ooh!
Yeah!
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Yeah![ Chuckling ] Yeah!
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Okay, this next batchis blueberry.
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Everyone make the adjustmentsyou need to make.
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We tried to
make a pancake
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into the shape of a "G"
for Graham,
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but then, it ended up
looking like a swastika.
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Take that, Nazis!
We ate you for breakfast!
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Sounds confusing for the boy,but I'm happy for you.
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Were there any
awkward moments?
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Graham didn't have
any questions like
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"Where's my dad beenmy whole life?"
No.
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We're still sticking
to the Greek blueberry
scientist story --
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Derek became the most
famous blueberry scientist
in the Mediterranean
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and then was sent to the States
as an emissary
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to help Ratso's launch the new
blueberry fudge pie shake cake.
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Sounds solid.
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Douglas,
what are you doing?
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I'm sorry.
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I wanted ham.
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--Captions by VITAC--
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[ Snorting ]
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Will, we came to
see how you're doing
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after your breakup
with Tracy.
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Not great.
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But I am distracting myself
with a deep clean.
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It's like my Gam-Gam
always says,
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"The cleaner the floors..."
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Is there more to that?
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No. Normally,
she just trails off after that.
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I never knew my Gam-Gam
when she was doing well.
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What you working on here?
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I wrote down a list
of sexual positions
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so that I don't forget them
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by the time
I'm ready to date again.
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"Up and down."
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"Back and forth."
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"Topsy pushy."
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Sweetie, these all sound likethe same thing to me.
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Also, you think you're gonnaforget sex positions?
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How long you planningon being out of the game?
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I don't know.
Possibly forever.
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How you mean?
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Yeah. Miggy's right.
How you mean?
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Guys, I don't know how to
go on first dates.
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The only people I'veseriously dated since my divorce
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were Sophie's pediatrician
and my boss.
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I didn't have to meet them.
They were just there.
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Hey, can I have this?
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Can you have it?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
Nice.
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Alright,put down the Windex,
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change your shirt,
and come with us.
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We're gonna get you
a first date --
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someone to topsy pushy on.
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Topsy pushy with?
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You know what I mean.
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Guys, I'm not ready.
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And for the record,
"topsy" and "pushy"
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are two different things.
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I just wrote them
on the same line.
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That's worse.
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Some people will tell you
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to roll your clothes up
or fold them,
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but the most efficient way
to pack
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is just to jam all your
crap right in there.
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Yeah.Interesting.
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What about
your toiletry bag?
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Well,
ask yourself this --
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why do I need a toiletry bag
when I already have...
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a shoe?
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You just rocked.
My. World.
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You see? I won't have a kidwith just anyone.
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So, what's the plan
today, guys?
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You want to walk around,find a family
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we don't like the looks of,and challenge them to a fight?
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Actually,
Derek and I were thinking
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that maybe we could have
a little alone time together.
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Graham wanted to have
a father-son day,
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so I was gonna take him to
an L.A. Ratso's
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so he could see
where I work.
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He's really excited to see
how we defrost our eggs.
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Oh. So not
the three of us?
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Just the two of you?
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Now you're gettin' it.
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Okay. That's cool.
Great.
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On the way there,
I can show you
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this amazing place
where you can get gas.
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It's a gas station.
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I have to get gas.
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Okay, Will. Let's geta first date under your belt.
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[ Sighs ]
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Ooh!
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There's a woman over therewho's looking at you.
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Ohhh, man, she's, like,
undressing me with her eyes.
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Do you think she can tell
I'm wearing bike shorts?
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You're wearing bike shorts?Oh, no.
Oh, God.
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I don't know, you guys.
I really don't feel ready.
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For what? Coffee?'Cause that's all it has to be.
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Mm-hmm.Come on. Get over there.
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Go, go, go.[ Exhales sharply ]
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Shamon.
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Sorry.
I meant to say hello.
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Shamon is what
Michael Jackson yells.
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Did you...
hear what happened?
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No. Let's start over.
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♪ Shamon!
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I was...wundeling...
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uh, if you would like to
go on a date sometime.
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God, we're really
good friends.
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We sure are.
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You know, I took his list
of sex positions.
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Read it!
I got you.
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[ Clears throat ]
"Holdy rubby."
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"Sit and reach."
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"Squeezy fun fun."
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"Downward facing Will."
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"66."
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[ Laughs ]
[ Chuckles ]
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So, yeah, Derek and Grahamare going to Ratso's,
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just the two of them.
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I'm being boxed out by a humanI cooked up from scratch!
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How could Inot see this coming?
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Graham's a guy.
Derek's a guy.
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I'm not a guy.
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I can't competewith blowing up toads
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and taking apart hot rods.
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Look,
you've let Graham go,
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so now you just got to
play through.
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Mm!
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Oh, God,
this is terrible.
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It tastes like
Bigfoot's shampoo.
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I'm just gonna
go to the farmers' market
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and let one of those bra-less
ladies help me out.
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Can I come?
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I need a distraction.
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It'll be...a Douglas day.
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You know, I'm embarrassed
to admit it,
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but I could really use
one of those.
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Alright, kids, Angie and I are
going to the farmers' market,
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so Tony's in charge.
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No way Douglas is sticking to
eating healthy.[ Door opens ]
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Yep.That's a wrap on Dad.
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[ Door closes ]He gone.
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But we'll survive.
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Even if we lose
the house,
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we've got enough store credit
at Home Depot
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to make whatever we need.
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But how are you gonna get
everything home?
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Whoa. We've never reallythought of that.
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Dad's car does have
a really big trunk.
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Oh, God.
It's such a good trunk!
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What if we lose the trunk?
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What if I told you there was
a way to save your dad?
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Andthe trunk?!What about the trunk, man?
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Yes, and the trunk.
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We eat all the junk foodbefore hecan.
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Everythingthat's not a vegetable.
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Ladies, to the icebox!
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♪♪
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Poppy...Hmm?
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...I don't really know
what fire is.
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You don't know what fire is?[ Scoffs ]
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Miggy, it's just --
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Oh, God,I don't really know either.
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See?
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Oh, thank goodness. I don't wantto think about this anymore.
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Will, how'd it go?
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I am so relieved.
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I did it! I went on
a first date!Miggy: Yes!
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And on the way here,I called my Gam-Gam to tell her,
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and she does not know
who I am.
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But anyway, thank you, guys,
for making me do that.
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Well, really sad
for your family,
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but gladyou're back out there.Yeah!
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Well, not actually
back out there,
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because I have a serious
girlfriend now.
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How you mean?How you mean?
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♪ If you want
the greenest beans ♪
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♪ Baby, there's
a price to pay ♪
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♪ I'm a farmer
in the market ♪
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♪ Gonna buy
all the broccoli ♪
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This doesn't feel likea Douglas day so far.
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Where is this
farmers' market?
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[ Brakes squeak ]Ratso's?
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Yeah. We were never
gonna do yourthing.
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Alright.
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Alright.
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"Alright"
as in "go in there"!
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Check on Graham.Why am Igoing in?
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Because I don't want to be theone breaking up their guys' day.
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Just go in there,
order something,
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and pretend it's all
a big coincidence.
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Come on! This is
supposed to be an Angie day!
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It's opposite.That's the opposite!
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You know what?
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Other than living
in your house for weeks
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and loaning me that five-thou,
what have you ever done for me?
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Just grumble something
and get out of the car!
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[ Grumbles ]
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. So one date
and she's your girlfriend?
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Sure.She checks a lot of boxes.
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She works in applied sciences,
nice quiet sneeze,
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has a Great Dane.
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Oh, can I have it?
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The Great Dane?Yeah.
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I'm gonna guess the answer's no,but you can ask her.
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[ Door opens ]Oh, there she is.
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She was just parking.
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Yeah, I guess you could saymy lady drives.
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Okay, I got a bad feelingabout this, Miggy.
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I mean, don't you thinkhe's moving too fast?
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Maybe she's cool.
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Hey, maybe she can
pick stuff up with her toes.
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Ah. Yeah.
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This is Miggy and Poppy.
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Both: Hi.Kay.
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I'm sorry?
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I'm Kay.
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Well,
that's my middlename.
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My first name is Olivia.
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My coworkers call me
OKay.
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[ Laughs ]
That's hilarious.
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Why?
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Um, Will tells us you workin applied sciences.
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That's true. I work in a
protractor and ruler factory.
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I'm in charge
of the markings.
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That's something.
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So...do you have
any hobbies?
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Yarn...
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Mm.
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...and pebbles.
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[ Exhales sharply ]
Okay.
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I'm going to cough.
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[ Coughs ]
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Did it.
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Will, can we just talk to youover here for a second?
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Sure.Are you gonna be alright?
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I am going to drink
some warm water.
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That's great.
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♪♪
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[ Water pours ]
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[ Exhales deeply ]
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Okay, this is your
serious girlfriend?
257
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Will, what was so greatabout this date?
258
00:09:08,306 --> 00:09:10,550
Well, first of all,
the movie was incredible.
259
00:09:10,584 --> 00:09:12,793
And second of all, I did
everything you told me to do --
260
00:09:12,828 --> 00:09:14,554
the new shirts,
the first date questions.
261
00:09:14,588 --> 00:09:15,762
And now
if I stay with her,
262
00:09:15,796 --> 00:09:17,902
I never have to do
any of that ever again.
263
00:09:17,936 --> 00:09:20,421
I don't want to go on
any more first dates.
You saw how bad I was.
264
00:09:20,456 --> 00:09:21,595
You said "shamon" twice.
265
00:09:21,630 --> 00:09:23,252
I did. And she still
went out with me.
266
00:09:23,286 --> 00:09:24,874
I'm never gonna get
that lucky again.
267
00:09:24,909 --> 00:09:27,601
Plus, you would not believethe costume design in this film.
268
00:09:27,636 --> 00:09:30,466
It sounds like you reallyjust liked the
movie.
269
00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:32,502
Oh, great.
She's got a dribble going.
270
00:09:32,537 --> 00:09:33,918
I'm gonna go
get her a napkin.
271
00:09:35,954 --> 00:09:38,612
Okay.
We better fix this.
272
00:09:38,647 --> 00:09:41,132
[ Gasps ] Oh!
I got an idea.What?
273
00:09:41,166 --> 00:09:43,652
It's not about this,but I want to remember it later.
274
00:09:45,274 --> 00:09:46,896
What took you so long?!
275
00:09:46,931 --> 00:09:50,417
Oh, sorry. I got caught upin the food for a second.
276
00:09:50,451 --> 00:09:52,764
Do you realizethat they have an egg sandwich
277
00:09:52,799 --> 00:09:54,352
between two donuts?
278
00:09:54,386 --> 00:09:56,078
[ Exhales sharply ]Did you check on Graham?
279
00:09:56,112 --> 00:09:59,184
Yeah, and I tell you thisas a mentor
280
00:09:59,219 --> 00:10:01,083
and a former landlord --
281
00:10:01,117 --> 00:10:03,430
you do not want
to go in there.
282
00:10:03,464 --> 00:10:05,639
♪♪
283
00:10:05,674 --> 00:10:07,503
So that's
a turkey leg biscuit,
284
00:10:07,537 --> 00:10:09,781
a Chinese chicken salad
sandwich croissant,
285
00:10:09,816 --> 00:10:11,783
and a small curry fries.
286
00:10:11,818 --> 00:10:13,543
Up-sell him
on the ketchup.
287
00:10:13,578 --> 00:10:16,926
You want ketchup with that?
Only fifty cents a pack.
288
00:10:16,961 --> 00:10:18,514
You won't regret it.
289
00:10:18,548 --> 00:10:20,102
That'll be $48.50.
290
00:10:20,136 --> 00:10:21,551
Please pull up
to the rat.
291
00:10:21,586 --> 00:10:22,552
Up-sell!
292
00:10:22,587 --> 00:10:24,278
[ Bell clanging ]
293
00:10:24,313 --> 00:10:26,384
Oh, hey, Mom!
Hey!
294
00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:29,352
Big news -- they made Grahaman honorary Fatso.
295
00:10:29,387 --> 00:10:31,009
That's what we call
all the employees.
296
00:10:31,044 --> 00:10:33,391
This is the best day
of my life.
297
00:10:33,425 --> 00:10:34,495
I'm flying!
298
00:10:34,530 --> 00:10:36,843
[ Bell dings ]
299
00:10:36,877 --> 00:10:38,948
It's worse than I thought.
300
00:10:38,983 --> 00:10:40,674
He likes his dad
better than me.
301
00:10:40,709 --> 00:10:42,642
I tried to warn you.
302
00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:43,919
God, I love food.
303
00:10:45,714 --> 00:10:47,474
This can't be good.
304
00:10:47,508 --> 00:10:49,200
I'm sweating cookies!
305
00:10:49,234 --> 00:10:51,720
We still have to eatall the mayonnaise and butter.
306
00:10:51,754 --> 00:10:53,653
You know what we need?
307
00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:55,862
We need reinforcements.
We got to get the big guns.
308
00:10:55,896 --> 00:10:58,381
Beefy Steve.
Hungry Franklin.
309
00:10:58,416 --> 00:11:00,660
Oh, my God,
it's happening.
310
00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:01,799
I'm throwing
a dinner party.
311
00:11:01,833 --> 00:11:03,248
Cool your jets, Banks.
312
00:11:03,283 --> 00:11:06,320
If we throw a party,
our dad will dump a brick.
313
00:11:06,355 --> 00:11:08,150
And if you don't,
he'll die,
314
00:11:08,184 --> 00:11:09,841
and you can
kiss your trunk goodbye.
315
00:11:09,876 --> 00:11:12,326
Fine.
But keep it small.
316
00:11:12,361 --> 00:11:14,363
♪♪
317
00:11:14,397 --> 00:11:16,020
Sounding great, Tony.
318
00:11:16,054 --> 00:11:19,161
Beefy Steve! You are lookingblack Angus prime.
319
00:11:19,195 --> 00:11:21,197
Rocco, where do you hideall that relish
320
00:11:21,232 --> 00:11:22,440
you're throwing down?
321
00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:25,443
Louisa, you are grace.
322
00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:28,273
May I take this home
to my owl?
323
00:11:28,308 --> 00:11:30,103
Yeah, sure. Why not?
324
00:11:30,137 --> 00:11:32,761
Not only are
pebbles and gravel different,
325
00:11:32,795 --> 00:11:36,419
but straw and hay
are different, as well.
326
00:11:36,454 --> 00:11:39,871
Here's the thing, though --
when you think of hay --
327
00:11:39,906 --> 00:11:42,736
the thick kind
that you see in a barn --
328
00:11:42,771 --> 00:11:46,119
that's actually straw.
329
00:11:46,153 --> 00:11:50,261
Hay is the dried grass you see
tied up in bales in the fields.
330
00:11:50,295 --> 00:11:51,158
[ Chuckles ]
331
00:11:53,402 --> 00:11:54,541
Are we dead?
332
00:11:54,575 --> 00:11:56,025
You know what?I have to run to the bathroom.
333
00:11:56,060 --> 00:11:57,268
Got to make
some front water.
334
00:11:57,302 --> 00:11:58,752
You guys keep talking.
335
00:11:58,787 --> 00:12:01,065
Sorry.
I got so off track.
336
00:12:01,099 --> 00:12:02,791
Oh. I was
talking about yarn.
337
00:12:02,825 --> 00:12:03,792
Oh, no.
338
00:12:03,826 --> 00:12:06,242
So, yarn can be long --
339
00:12:06,277 --> 00:12:08,141
Actually, Kay,let's talk about you and Will.
340
00:12:08,175 --> 00:12:09,314
I want to get on board,
341
00:12:09,349 --> 00:12:11,040
but this just seemsall really quick to me.
342
00:12:11,075 --> 00:12:13,215
Yes. We are in it.
343
00:12:13,249 --> 00:12:15,873
Yeah, so, Will is ina very fragile place,
344
00:12:15,907 --> 00:12:18,599
and I just want to knowthat you really like him.
345
00:12:18,634 --> 00:12:20,636
Yeah. He's fine.
346
00:12:20,670 --> 00:12:22,086
He'sfine?
347
00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:23,881
Well, I mean
he's no Tom Bergeron...
348
00:12:23,915 --> 00:12:24,882
Who dat?
349
00:12:24,916 --> 00:12:26,159
...but he seems reliable.
350
00:12:26,193 --> 00:12:27,677
Like a potato,
351
00:12:27,712 --> 00:12:31,302
just like a blank blob that
I can season however I want.
352
00:12:31,336 --> 00:12:32,648
A potato?
353
00:12:32,682 --> 00:12:34,443
Honey, hi. No way.
354
00:12:34,477 --> 00:12:36,790
Will is not a fine potato.He is a prince.
355
00:12:36,825 --> 00:12:38,102
He is an archduke.
356
00:12:38,136 --> 00:12:39,759
You'refine.You're the fine one.
357
00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:41,415
You are done here.
358
00:12:41,450 --> 00:12:43,141
We are breaking up with you.Will is not gonna settle.
359
00:12:43,176 --> 00:12:44,177
So scootch!
360
00:12:44,211 --> 00:12:45,350
Scootch!
361
00:12:45,385 --> 00:12:47,283
'Kay.
362
00:12:47,318 --> 00:12:48,940
[ Scoffs ]
Oh, but can I
have your Great Dane?
363
00:12:48,975 --> 00:12:50,252
[ Door opens, closes ]
364
00:12:50,286 --> 00:12:51,840
No?!
365
00:12:51,874 --> 00:12:53,324
Awful woman.
366
00:12:53,358 --> 00:12:54,601
Where's my best gal?
367
00:12:54,635 --> 00:12:56,361
Look, there's good newsand there's bad news, right?
368
00:12:56,396 --> 00:12:59,123
The good news is, we broke upwith her foryou.
369
00:12:59,157 --> 00:13:00,503
What?!
370
00:13:00,538 --> 00:13:02,712
Yeah, but the bad news is, Istill ain't got no Great Dane.
371
00:13:02,747 --> 00:13:04,714
Guys, how could you?
372
00:13:04,749 --> 00:13:07,959
It had to be done, Will.
You can do so much better.
373
00:13:07,994 --> 00:13:11,031
Look, she may not be the most
interesting woman in the world,
374
00:13:11,066 --> 00:13:14,000
but I learned more about pebblesfrom her than any of you.
375
00:13:14,034 --> 00:13:16,036
And maybe that's enough
for this lonely weatherman.
376
00:13:17,037 --> 00:13:18,004
I'm Will Cooper.
377
00:13:18,038 --> 00:13:19,315
Are you
signing off on us?
378
00:13:19,350 --> 00:13:21,386
You're damn right I am.
379
00:13:21,421 --> 00:13:23,526
Shamon, guys.
380
00:13:23,561 --> 00:13:24,424
Shamon.
381
00:13:25,666 --> 00:13:28,014
Angie: Man, you were right.
I wish I hadn't seen this.
382
00:13:28,048 --> 00:13:29,981
I know you're freaking out,and I get it,
383
00:13:30,016 --> 00:13:31,189
but he's leaving tonight.
384
00:13:31,224 --> 00:13:33,295
This is only
for an afternoon.
385
00:13:33,329 --> 00:13:36,229
Hell, you could survive a lizardmaking a nest in your ass
386
00:13:36,263 --> 00:13:38,334
if it's only
for an afternoon.
387
00:13:38,369 --> 00:13:41,199
I'm not really surewhen that situation would arise,
388
00:13:41,234 --> 00:13:43,961
but...I guess
I can see your point.
389
00:13:43,995 --> 00:13:45,583
Mom, check it out.
390
00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:47,896
They have trash cans
you can put your whole arm into
391
00:13:47,930 --> 00:13:49,173
because the flap hinges up!
392
00:13:49,207 --> 00:13:50,864
Cool.
393
00:13:50,899 --> 00:13:54,143
And, um, looks like you got
your own small uniform.
394
00:13:54,178 --> 00:13:55,524
Oh, yeah.
395
00:13:55,558 --> 00:13:58,768
It's still a little big on me,
but today I'm Tiny Tina.
396
00:13:58,803 --> 00:14:00,598
There used to be a womanthat worked here named Tina,
397
00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:03,912
and she was real small,so we called her Tiny Tina.
398
00:14:03,946 --> 00:14:05,568
You actually
called her that?
399
00:14:05,603 --> 00:14:07,018
Yeah, it's not great,
400
00:14:07,053 --> 00:14:09,607
but there was also another Tina,and she was, well, heavy,
401
00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:11,609
and we did not want tocall her Big Tina.
402
00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:14,854
So sort of found ourselvesbacked into a corner.
403
00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:18,202
Check it out. I putGraham on the scheduleevery other weekend.
404
00:14:18,236 --> 00:14:19,720
So I'll come down to L.A.twice a month.
405
00:14:19,755 --> 00:14:23,414
And Graham is gonna becomea permanent honorary Fatso.
406
00:14:23,448 --> 00:14:26,210
If he wants, he can even seewhere we keep Mr. Ratso's bones.
407
00:14:26,244 --> 00:14:27,867
Wow! Yeah.
408
00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:29,109
Hoh. [ Smacks lips ]
409
00:14:29,144 --> 00:14:32,009
That -- just gonna be
the two of you, huh?
410
00:14:32,043 --> 00:14:34,114
Together,
doing your thing!
411
00:14:34,149 --> 00:14:35,771
Without me!
412
00:14:35,805 --> 00:14:37,221
Indefinitely.
413
00:14:37,255 --> 00:14:38,739
That's so...
414
00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:41,087
...fun.
415
00:14:41,121 --> 00:14:42,536
Can you believe it, Mom?
416
00:14:42,571 --> 00:14:44,124
I get to be
Tina the Fatso!
417
00:14:44,159 --> 00:14:47,127
Oh, no, no, no. We takegreat care never to say that.
418
00:14:47,162 --> 00:14:50,475
You know, I realize we're in a
delicate family situation here,
419
00:14:50,510 --> 00:14:53,547
but I ordered the onion tenders
about 20 minutes ago
420
00:14:53,582 --> 00:14:55,170
and just want to make sure
they're coming.
421
00:14:58,414 --> 00:15:00,623
I never should have let
this weekend happen.
422
00:15:00,658 --> 00:15:02,556
Suddenly,
Derek's Graham's hero,
423
00:15:02,591 --> 00:15:04,731
and I'm just
the roommate, chauffeur,
424
00:15:04,765 --> 00:15:06,560
and shoelace coach.
425
00:15:06,595 --> 00:15:08,597
How does that child still not
know how to tie his shoes?
426
00:15:08,631 --> 00:15:09,909
It's insane.
427
00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:11,600
I guess
I'm just old news.
428
00:15:11,634 --> 00:15:16,156
Just the same old mom, singing
the same old song since 2011.
429
00:15:16,191 --> 00:15:18,779
♪ Doo ba dee doo,
wipe yourself ♪
430
00:15:18,814 --> 00:15:21,092
♪ Doo ba dee doo,
where's your sweatshirt? ♪
431
00:15:21,127 --> 00:15:23,336
Yeah, I agreethat's not a chart topper.
432
00:15:23,370 --> 00:15:26,684
Look, Derek is justthe shiny new object.
433
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:29,066
Everything that's new
is shiny, right?
434
00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:31,827
Cars, apples,
polished coconuts.
435
00:15:31,861 --> 00:15:35,072
But you --you're the constant.
436
00:15:35,106 --> 00:15:37,591
You're the rock, Angie.
437
00:15:37,626 --> 00:15:40,594
And he'll always
come back to you.
438
00:15:40,629 --> 00:15:43,321
Pfft. That was...
439
00:15:43,356 --> 00:15:44,874
beautiful.
440
00:15:44,909 --> 00:15:46,186
Where did that come from?
441
00:15:46,221 --> 00:15:48,119
I don't know,
probably Poppy.
442
00:15:48,154 --> 00:15:49,983
She's...
443
00:15:50,018 --> 00:15:52,296
rubbing off on me,
isn't she?
444
00:15:52,330 --> 00:15:54,332
Eh, what the hell
am I doing?
445
00:15:54,367 --> 00:15:57,646
I promised her I'd cutall this stuff out.
446
00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:59,648
I owe her that much.
447
00:15:59,682 --> 00:16:02,616
Douglas, thank you.
448
00:16:02,651 --> 00:16:04,446
[ Exhales sharply ]
449
00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:06,344
Oh. Alright.
450
00:16:10,659 --> 00:16:11,453
Here. Let me just --
451
00:16:11,487 --> 00:16:12,972
There we go.
452
00:16:14,387 --> 00:16:15,560
Hey, buddy.
453
00:16:15,595 --> 00:16:16,699
Oh. Hey, Mom.
454
00:16:16,734 --> 00:16:18,460
I'm taking my fifteen.
455
00:16:18,494 --> 00:16:20,876
They said Tiny Tina
used to smoke on her breaks,
456
00:16:20,910 --> 00:16:23,465
but I'm just bouncing this
burger against the wall.
457
00:16:23,499 --> 00:16:24,742
Check this out.
458
00:16:27,434 --> 00:16:29,195
That's wonderful.
459
00:16:29,229 --> 00:16:32,370
Hey, listen. Um,I wanted to talk to you.
460
00:16:32,405 --> 00:16:33,578
I just wanted you to know
461
00:16:33,613 --> 00:16:36,581
that if you want tocome here every other week,
462
00:16:36,616 --> 00:16:38,376
I fully support it.
463
00:16:38,411 --> 00:16:41,483
Great. It'll be super cool to
hang out with Derek.
464
00:16:41,517 --> 00:16:44,244
Normally on Saturdays,
I'd just be home with you,
465
00:16:44,279 --> 00:16:46,246
recharging my batteries.
466
00:16:46,281 --> 00:16:49,318
Which is kind of the cornerstoneof my self-care routine.
467
00:16:49,353 --> 00:16:51,148
But things change.
468
00:16:51,182 --> 00:16:53,702
The whole world is spinning
all the time.
469
00:16:53,736 --> 00:16:54,703
Oh, God.
470
00:16:54,737 --> 00:16:56,567
My throat feels tight.
471
00:16:56,601 --> 00:16:58,741
Oh. Okay.
It's alright.
472
00:16:58,776 --> 00:17:01,434
Buddy, look,don't black out on me.
473
00:17:01,468 --> 00:17:04,954
You don't have to do anythingyou don't want to do.
474
00:17:04,989 --> 00:17:07,681
But I want Derek
to like me.
475
00:17:07,716 --> 00:17:08,958
I don't want him to
leave again.
476
00:17:10,788 --> 00:17:12,031
Oh, man.
477
00:17:13,446 --> 00:17:15,931
You just got me
right in the gut.
478
00:17:15,965 --> 00:17:19,693
Look, your dadcares about you -- a lot.
479
00:17:19,728 --> 00:17:20,936
I-It might take a minute
480
00:17:20,970 --> 00:17:24,077
for us to figure outhow he fits into our family,
481
00:17:24,112 --> 00:17:27,356
but...we'll get there.
482
00:17:27,391 --> 00:17:29,703
No matter what,I am not leaving your side.
483
00:17:29,738 --> 00:17:37,125
♪♪
484
00:17:37,159 --> 00:17:39,196
Hey. I've been
looking for you guys.
485
00:17:39,230 --> 00:17:41,060
Actually, this is
the first place I looked.
486
00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:42,095
I don't know why
I said that.
487
00:17:42,130 --> 00:17:44,580
Anyways,
about this weekend thing...
488
00:17:44,615 --> 00:17:47,411
Yeah. We should
talk about that.
489
00:17:47,445 --> 00:17:49,102
Angie, I could tell from your
face the moment I said it
490
00:17:49,137 --> 00:17:50,552
that I'd overstepped.
491
00:17:50,586 --> 00:17:52,105
Now, I was thinking
a lot about it
492
00:17:52,140 --> 00:17:53,796
while I was getting
hair out of the fryer,
493
00:17:53,831 --> 00:17:55,384
and it was not
cool of me to do that
494
00:17:55,419 --> 00:17:56,765
without
talking to you first.
495
00:17:56,799 --> 00:17:58,767
I should never have put either
of you in that position.
496
00:17:58,801 --> 00:18:00,148
Oh.
497
00:18:00,182 --> 00:18:02,081
Thank you.
498
00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:04,290
I'm really glad the hairin the fryer got you there.
499
00:18:04,324 --> 00:18:05,739
I'm new to parenting,
500
00:18:05,774 --> 00:18:07,741
and you guys
are already a family.
501
00:18:07,776 --> 00:18:09,260
Like me and my turtle.
502
00:18:09,295 --> 00:18:11,124
Except we spend
more time together,
503
00:18:11,159 --> 00:18:12,608
because she doesn't
go to school.
504
00:18:12,643 --> 00:18:14,783
But I don't want to
force my way into anything.
505
00:18:14,817 --> 00:18:16,612
So...
506
00:18:16,647 --> 00:18:19,028
why don't we take a beat
on the whole Ratso's idea?
507
00:18:19,063 --> 00:18:20,168
That sounds right.
508
00:18:20,202 --> 00:18:21,514
But I'm sure gonna miss
509
00:18:21,548 --> 00:18:24,033
working next to Greece'sbiggest blueberry hero.
510
00:18:25,345 --> 00:18:27,347
I'm no hero.
511
00:18:27,382 --> 00:18:31,144
Your mom just said
that so you wouldn't hate me.
512
00:18:31,179 --> 00:18:33,146
I'm not a good blueberry
scientist at all.
513
00:18:33,181 --> 00:18:36,563
I actually
really let Greece down.
514
00:18:36,598 --> 00:18:39,014
I abandoned the...
515
00:18:39,048 --> 00:18:41,361
Picker's Guild
when they needed me most.
516
00:18:43,225 --> 00:18:44,640
If you want a hero,
you look at your mom,
517
00:18:44,675 --> 00:18:48,817
'cause while I was off, just
gunkin' up the berry paddies,
518
00:18:48,851 --> 00:18:51,164
Angie was taking care of you
every day.
519
00:18:52,407 --> 00:18:55,824
If we're being honest, I don'teven really like blueberries.
520
00:18:55,858 --> 00:18:57,274
God, you're
a straight shooter.
521
00:18:59,552 --> 00:19:03,556
Listen, I'll be around anytime
you want to see me.
522
00:19:03,590 --> 00:19:05,316
And for the record,
523
00:19:05,351 --> 00:19:07,422
you're a beast on the
drive-through headset.
524
00:19:07,456 --> 00:19:15,188
♪♪
525
00:19:15,223 --> 00:19:17,846
Oh, God.You guys are both so greasy.
526
00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:19,779
[ Horse whickers]
527
00:19:19,813 --> 00:19:22,333
[ Horse neighs]
528
00:19:22,368 --> 00:19:24,024
Hey.
How ya doin', Will?
529
00:19:24,059 --> 00:19:25,060
Will?
530
00:19:25,094 --> 00:19:26,130
Will?
531
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,028
Will? Will?
532
00:19:28,063 --> 00:19:30,238
Will, you mad? Will?!Man: Shh!
533
00:19:30,272 --> 00:19:31,791
I don't think it's him.[ Whispering ]
Of course it's me!
534
00:19:31,825 --> 00:19:33,206
I'm not talking to you.
535
00:19:33,241 --> 00:19:34,794
You broke up with Kay
for me.
536
00:19:34,828 --> 00:19:36,105
Quiet, please.
537
00:19:36,140 --> 00:19:37,245
Poppy: Okay, come on, Miggy.
Let's go.
538
00:19:39,143 --> 00:19:42,215
Will, we're really sorry,
okay?
539
00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:44,390
We were just trying to
look out for you.
540
00:19:44,424 --> 00:19:46,461
You can't just settle
for the first person
you go on a date with.
541
00:19:46,495 --> 00:19:47,807
Why not?
542
00:19:47,841 --> 00:19:49,222
She was fine.
543
00:19:49,257 --> 00:19:50,879
She was a warm body.
544
00:19:50,913 --> 00:19:53,122
Now I have to go back out there
with the shirts
545
00:19:53,157 --> 00:19:55,366
and the questions, like,
"Should we go see jazz?"
546
00:19:55,401 --> 00:19:56,574
or, "Should we get
red or white?
547
00:19:56,609 --> 00:19:58,369
Oh, you like red?
Well, I'm a white guy."
548
00:19:58,404 --> 00:19:59,784
And --
bl-bl-bl-bl-bl.
549
00:19:59,819 --> 00:20:00,958
[ Clears throat ]
550
00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:03,167
Deep down, you know
Kay wasn't the one.
551
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,617
She's not generous.
552
00:20:04,651 --> 00:20:06,619
You're gonna find someone who
can see how great you are.
553
00:20:06,653 --> 00:20:08,552
And until then,
you need a warm body,
554
00:20:08,586 --> 00:20:10,243
you got Miggy and me.Yeah.
555
00:20:10,278 --> 00:20:11,934
I guess you're right.
556
00:20:11,969 --> 00:20:14,074
Thank you.
557
00:20:14,109 --> 00:20:16,560
But just to be clear,
when you say you'll be
a warm body for me...
558
00:20:16,594 --> 00:20:17,940
Mm-hmm....you don't mean
that you'll --
559
00:20:17,975 --> 00:20:19,321
What are you doing?It's...a conversation.
560
00:20:19,356 --> 00:20:20,598
Shh!
561
00:20:20,633 --> 00:20:22,428
Hey! Youshh!
562
00:20:22,462 --> 00:20:23,877
Oh, nachos.
Can I have those?
563
00:20:27,053 --> 00:20:29,262
Beefy Steve,
564
00:20:29,297 --> 00:20:31,195
if you're not eating
your pimentos,
565
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,093
then you have not
finished your olives!
566
00:20:33,128 --> 00:20:34,854
And, Franklin,
still can't see
567
00:20:34,888 --> 00:20:36,649
the bottom of
that mayonnaise jar.
568
00:20:36,683 --> 00:20:39,030
I don't think I can eatany more mayonnaise.
569
00:20:39,065 --> 00:20:41,101
[ Bangs table ]
Eat it, Franklin!
570
00:20:41,136 --> 00:20:42,862
[ Door closes ]
571
00:20:42,896 --> 00:20:44,208
What's going on here?
572
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,314
Dad,
please don't get mad.
573
00:20:46,348 --> 00:20:48,661
We're eating all the foodso you don't die.
574
00:20:48,695 --> 00:20:50,663
Oh, girls,
I'm not gonna die.
575
00:20:50,697 --> 00:20:53,148
We were afraid of losing
the trunk space.
576
00:20:53,182 --> 00:20:55,633
Yeah. It can fit
a ton of stuff.
577
00:20:55,668 --> 00:20:57,117
Oh, that is so sweet.
578
00:20:57,152 --> 00:20:58,981
I honestly thought
nobody noticed
579
00:20:59,016 --> 00:21:01,812
what a big trunk
that car has.
580
00:21:01,846 --> 00:21:03,641
Alright.
Listen up, everybody.
581
00:21:03,676 --> 00:21:05,194
The girls are right.
582
00:21:05,229 --> 00:21:07,611
You got to finish everything,
or else I'lleat it.
583
00:21:07,645 --> 00:21:08,888
So keep going.
584
00:21:08,922 --> 00:21:12,132
Mr. Fogerty,
please no.
585
00:21:12,167 --> 00:21:14,376
Eat the mayonnaise,
Franklin.
586
00:21:14,411 --> 00:21:18,587
♪♪
587
00:21:20,693 --> 00:21:26,008
♪♪
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