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>> PREVIOUSLY ON NIP/TUCK...
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>> YOU EVER SCREWED ON NITROUS?
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>> IT'S DANGEROUS.
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>> YOU CAN TRUST ME.
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I'M AN ANESTHESIOLOGIST.
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>> YOU TWO SOME SORT OF COUPLE
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NOW?
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>> THEY OFFERED ME A DEAL AT
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PENETRATE.
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>> TO DO PORN?
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>> WE JUST HAD TO SNATCH HER UP.
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>> HOW'S MY BABY DOING?
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>> THE TUMOR HAS SPREAD TO THE
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SUPRACLAVICULAR LYMPH NODES.
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>> GIVE ME A BALLPARK.
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>> 6 MONTHS.
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>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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>> I WANT YOU TO MARRY ME.
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>> TELL US WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE
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ABOUT YOURSELF, MS. BLAYLOCK.
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[MS. BLAYLOCK SIGHS]
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ME FIRST, I GUESS.
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>> WHAT IS THAT?
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SOMETHING BITE YOU?
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>> YEAH. MY BAD.
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>> YOU DID THAT?
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>> I WAS TRYING TO MATCH THE ONE
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SHE GAVE ME.
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>> THAT'S A GOOD THING YOU HAD
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ITALIAN FOR LUNCH.
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THAT GARLIC BREATH MIGHT BE THE
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ONLY THING THAT SAVES US.
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>> THAT'S HOLLYWOOD BULLSHIT.
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WE LOVE GARLIC AS MUCH AS ANYONE
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ELSE.
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>> THE SUN DOESN'T MELT US.
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WE DON'T GET BURNED BY HOLY
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WATER.
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AND LOOKING AT CROSSES IS NO BIG
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DEAL.
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>> SO, YOU'RE VAMPIRES. OK.
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>> IF YOU HAVE TO LABEL US, WE
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PREFER TO BE CALLED SANGS, NOT
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VAMPIRES.
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>> AND YOU ACTUALLY DRINK EACH
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OTHER'S BLOOD?
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>> WE HAVE ROUTINE BLOOD WORK
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DONE, SO WE KNOW WE'RE NOT
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SHARING ANY DISEASES.
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WE JUST PIERCE THE SKIN AND
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OFFER EACH OTHER A TASTE.
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>> IT'S OUR INTIMACY,
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SHARING THIS MOST SACRED OF
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BODILY FLUIDS.
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BUT LAST WEEK, WE TOOK IT TOO
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FAR.
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>> I'LL SAY.
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YOU REALIZE HOW CLOSE YOU GOT TO
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HER ARTERY?
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>> I HIT IT. BY MISTAKE.
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[PANTING]
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>> TAKE ME.
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>> THE PARAMEDICS HAD TO COME.
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THE VASCULAR SURGEONS STOPPED
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THE BLEEDING, BUT THE E.R.
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DOCS DID A HORRIBLE JOB SUTURING
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THE SKIN.
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IT TOOK ME ALMOST LOSING HER TO
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REALIZE THAT WE'D GONE TOO FAR
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WITH THE BLOOD LUST.
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LIKE ADDICTS.
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OUR BEHAVIOR'S BECOME DANGEROUS
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AND WE NEED TO STOP IT.
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>> SO, YOU'RE OFF THE BLOOD?
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CONGRATS.
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>> SNEER IF YOU LIKE, DOCTOR.
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BUT THE RESTORATIVE POWERS OF
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BLOOD CAN BE KIND OF ADDICTING,
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YOU KNOW?
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YOU GET THIS IMMEDIATE RUSH.
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YOUR COLOR CHANGES.
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IT CAN RESTORE YOUR HEART, YOUR
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LIVER, KIDNEYS.
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>> WE'RE FAMILIAR WITH THE
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EFFECTS OF TRANSFUSION.
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>> WE WERE JUST HOPING TO
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PRESERVE OURSELVES,
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TO STAY YOUNG
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AND VITAL AS LONG AS POSSIBLE.
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>> AS PLASTIC SURGEONS, YOU
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SHOULD RELATE.
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THE IDEA OF CHASING IMMORTALITY
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IS SOMETHING YOU MAKE A KILLING
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OFF OF.
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>> * AHH *
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* MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL *
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* MAKE ME
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THE PERFECT SOUL
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A PERFECT MIND,
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A PERFECT FACE,
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A PERFECT
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LIE *
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[FLASHING LIGHTS BY KANYE WEST
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PLAYING]
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>> * FLASHING
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LIGHTS, LIGHTS, LIGHTS, LIGHTS,
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FLASHING
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LIGHTS, LIGHTS, LIGHTS, LIGHTS,
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FLASHING
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LIGHTS, LIGHTS, LIGHTS, LIGHTS,
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FLASHING
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LIGHTS, LIGHTS, LIGHTS, LIGHTS *
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>> * SHE DON'T BELIEVE
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IN SHOOTIN' STARS,
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BUT SHE BELIEVE
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IN SHOES AND CARS,
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WOOD FLOORS
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IN THE NEW APARTMENT,
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COUTURE FROM
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THE STORE'S DEPARTMENT,
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YOU MORE LIKE
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LOVE TO START SHIT,
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I'M MORE OF THE
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TRIPS TO FLORIDA
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ORDER THE HOR D'OEUVRES,
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VIEWS OF THE WATER
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STRAIGHT FROM THE PAGE
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OF YOUR FAVORITE AUTHOR,
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AND THE WEATHER SO BREEZY,
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MAN, WHY CAN'T LIFE
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ALWAYS BE THIS EASY?
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SHE IN THE MIRROR
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DANCING SO SLEAZY,
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I GET A CALL
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LIKE WHERE ARE YOU, YEEZY... *
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>> HEY.
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IT'S, UH, 9:00.
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WHERE ARE YOU?
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>> * ... AS I RECALL,
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I KNOW YOU LOVE
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TO SHOW OFF... *
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>> OHH, THERE'S MY LITTLE HONEY
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BUNNY.
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MWAH!
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AWW.
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>> SORRY I'M LATE, DARLING.
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I WAS ON A WINNIN' STREAK.
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JUST COULDN'T TEAR MYSELF AWAY.
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AND DON'T GET STARTED ON HOW I
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HAVE A GAMBLING PROBLEM.
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NO, IT ISN'T A PROBLEM UNLESS
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YOU LOSE.
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AND TONIGHT, BABY, I WON BIG.
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>> AH, YOU AND THIS LITTLE LADY.
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AND SHE DECIDED TO SPEND HER
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WINNINGS BY GETTING RID OF HER
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SADDLEBAGS.
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WALKED RIGHT IN HERE AFTER
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HITTING THE JACKPOT.
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>> YOU ARE A GENIUS.
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YOU KNOW THAT, HARLAND?
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I MEAN, WHERE ELSE BUT IN VEGAS
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CAN YOU GET YOUR THIGHS SUCKED
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AT 9:00 AT NIGHT?
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>> HEY, SUGAR, I THINK THAT WAS
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YOUR IDEA.
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[TEDDY GIGGLES]
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>> AND IT WAS A GOOD ONE.
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WHEN IN ROME.
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I MEAN, IF 2 PEOPLE CAN GET
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MARRIED IN AN ELVIS CHAPEL AT
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4:00 IN THE MORNING--
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[HARLAND LAUGHS]
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[TEDDY SQUEALS]
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>> CONGRATULATIONS, DIXIE.
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VERY EXCITING.
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>> I KNOW.
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>> NOW, SUGAR, HOW'S YOUR AUNT
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DOING?
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>> THE DOCTORS SAY IT WON'T BE
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LONG NOW.
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>> HMM.
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YOU'RE A GOOD GIRL, DIXIE.
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THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU.
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I JUST HOPE SHE APPRECIATES YOUR
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VISITS.
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NOW, LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE
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ROAD.
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THE SOONER WE PLAY DOCTOR, THE
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SOONER WE CAN PLAY DOCTOR.
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[TEDDY GIGGLES]
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>> * ... FLASHING
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LIGHTS, LIGHTS,
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LIGHTS, LIGHTS *
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>> [MOANING]
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>> AHH.
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[KISSING LOUDLY]
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>> WHAT?
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>> WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
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SHE WANTS TO KNOW THE TRUTH.
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HE'S ALL NERVOUS ABOUT HURTING
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YOUR FEELINGS, BUT ME?
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I DON'T HAVE THAT PROBLEM.
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[SIGHS]
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YOU'RE A RELIC AND WE WANT YOU
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OUT OF OUR BED.
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>> SHUT UP, YOU STUPID SKANK.
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>> HEY, NO DRAMA IN HERE.
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LOOK.
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EDEN AND I HAVE BEEN TALKING
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THIS OVER.
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TALKING ABOUT THE FUTURE.
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TALKING ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS.
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THE BOTTOM LINE, BABY--THIS IS
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NOT WORKING OUT.
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>> YOU'RE BREAKING UP WITH ME?
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>> YES.
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>> OH. LET ME GUESS WHY.
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[EDEN SCOFFS]
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>> 'CAUSE YOUR FACE IS LIKE AN
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OLD PURSE FROM ALL THAT HORRIBLE
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TANNING BOOTH DAMAGE, YOUR HAIR
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IS LIKE THE HAY I FEED MY HORSE,
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AND YOUR KNEES KIND OR RESEMBLE
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A CIRCUS ELEPHANT.
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I SHOULD BE FEEDING YOU PEANUTS.
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>> WAIT TILL YOU TURN 30,
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HORSEFACE.
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THEY'LL BE PUTTING YOU ON A
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TRAIN RIGHT TO THE GLUE FACTORY.
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AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
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CHRISTIAN TROY, MY EX, WHO
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HAPPENS TO BE THE BEST PLASTIC
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SURGEON IN THE CITY, TOLD ME 2
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WEEKS AGO HE COULDN'T FIND ONE
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THING THAT NEEDS IMPROVEMENT ON
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ME. IN FACT, I WAS PROBABLY THE
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MOST GORGEOUS WOMAN, PERFECT
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WOMAN, THAT HE HAS EVER SEEN FOR
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HER AGE.
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>> FOR. HER. AGE.
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>> ECCH. RAM.
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>> YOU GOTTA GET REALISTIC HERE.
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KIMMY, THERE DOES COME A TIME
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WHEN THERE'S NO MORE PROCEDURES,
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NO MORE PLASTIC SURGERY.
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YOUTH GOES AWAY.
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AND WHEN YOU'VE BEEN TRYING TO
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KEEP AHOLD OF IT AS MUCH AS YOU
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HAVE, IT'S NO LONGER SEXY.
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IT'S JUST DESPERATE.
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
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YOU'VE JUST DONE ME A BIG FAVOR.
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I AM A SYMBOL OF SENSUALITY,
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GLAMOUR, AND POWER, AND I HAVE
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BEEN WASTING MY TIME WITH YOU
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TWO LOW-RENT, SCUMBAG ASSHOLES.
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I DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE, RAM.
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I WILL SURVIVE.
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NO, IN FACT, I AM GOING TO
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THRIVE WITHOUT YOU.
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THE LEGEND OF KIMBER HENRY WILL
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LIVE FOREVER.
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>> WE HAVE TO DO A LITTLE MUSCLE
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REPAIR, RESECT THE SKIN HERE AND
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HERE.
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>> OHH.
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>> YOU ALL RIGHT?
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>> OHH.
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>> HERE, BABE.
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HAVE SOME.
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>> I'M AFRAID TO ASK.
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WHAT IS THAT STUFF?
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>> OH!
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WHAT IS THIS SHIT, LEGEND?
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>> IT'S GOT ALL THE VEGETABLES
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AND MINERALS WE NEED.
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>> I THOUGHT YOU WERE GIVING ME
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THE BLOOD FROM A STEAK OR
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SOMETHING.
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>> WE ARE WEANING OURSELVES OFF,
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REMEMBER?
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[SIGHS]
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>> I GUESS I WON'T BE NEEDING
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THESE ANYMORE.
286
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>> BIOWASTE.
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I'LL DISPOSE OF THEM.
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WHAT ABOUT YOURS?
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MUST BE A BITCH TO FLOSS.
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>> MINE ARE THE REAL THING.
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DENTIST HAS TO FILE THEM DOWN
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NEXT WEEK.
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>> WELL, IF THERE ARE NO MORE
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QUESTIONS, UH, DR. McNAMARA WILL
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SEE YOU IN SURGERY.
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>> YOU'RE COOL.
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MOST PEOPLE GET OFF ON JUDGING
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US.
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>> LIVE AND LET LIVE.
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>> EMPHASIS ON "LIVE."
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YOU ONLY GO AROUND ONCE.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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[HISSING]
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>> I'VE FIGURED OUT A WAY TO
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LIVE FOREVER.
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>> CRYOGENICS?
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>> I'M GONNA NEED YOUR HELP.
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[MACHINES BEEPING]
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WHEN YOU SEE THAT I'M CLOSE, YOU
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HAVE TO CALL THE CRYOGENICS
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COMPANY.
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ANY TIME, 24/7.
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BUT YOU HAVE TO TIME IT RIGHT,
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SEAN.
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I'M COUNTING ON YOU.
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>> HE'S READY.
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[MACHINE BEEPING CONTINUOUSLY]
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THE STANDBY TEAM WILL COME TO
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THE HOUSE, PACK ME IN ICE TO
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PREVENT ISCHEMIC DAMAGE, AND
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TRANSPORT ME TO A STORAGE
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LOCATION.
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THEY'LL PREPARE ME, THEN PLACE
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ME IN MY CRYOSTAT.
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THE LIQUID NITROGEN WILL FREEZE
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MY BODY AND PUT ME IN A STATE OF
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SUSPENDED ANIMATION.
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MY CELLS, STILL RICH WITH
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OXYGEN.
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MY CANCER WILL BE FROZEN, UNABLE
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TO MULTIPLY.
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[LIZ LAUGHING]
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>> A TROYSICLE!
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>> I TELL YOU WHAT.
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IS JABBA THE HUT GONNA HANG YOU
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ON HIS WALL?
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[LAUGHING]
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>> I'M SERIOUS ABOUT THIS.
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I MEAN, THINK ABOUT ALL THE
341
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ADVANCEMENTS THEY'VE MADE IN
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CANCER RESEARCH IN THE PAST
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10 YEARS.
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I MEAN, 10, 20 YEARS FROM NOW,
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THEY'LL HAVE GOT A CURE.
346
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>> AND THEN WHAT?
347
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>> AND THEN THEY'LL REVIVE ME.
348
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[GASPS]
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MAKE ME HEALTHY AGAIN.
350
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>> DAD?
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>> I'LL BE ABLE TO SEE WILBER GO
352
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TO COLLEGE.
353
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I'LL BE ABLE TO PLAY WITH MATT'S
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KIDS.
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OUR GRANDCHILDREN.
356
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>> THIS IS WHY YOU HAVEN'T
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HELPED ME WITH THE WEDDING?
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CHRISTIAN.
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I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'RE AFRAID
360
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OF DYING.
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WE ARE ALL AFRAID OF YOU DYING
362
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AND WHAT LIFE IS GOING TO BE
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WITHOUT YOU, BUT IS THERE ANY
364
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SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE THAT THIS
365
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PROCEDURE WORKS?
366
00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:23,276
>> AND WHAT EFFECT DO YOU THINK
367
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LIQUID NITROGEN AT A TEMPERATURE
368
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CLOSE TO ABSOLUTE ZERO IS GONNA
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HAVE ON YOUR SKIN?
370
00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:29,016
>> HOW MUCH IS ALL THIS GOING TO
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00:12:29,016 --> 00:12:31,051
COST?
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[CHRISTIAN SCOFFS]
373
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>> THERE'S A $200,000 INITIATION
374
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FEE AND IT'S 5 GRAND A MONTH
375
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AFTER THAT.
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>> JESUS.
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>> OH, WHAT?
378
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YOU GOT ANY BETTER SUGGESTIONS
379
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OF HOW I SHOULD SPEND MY MONEY?
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>> WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
381
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MAYBE LEAVE IT TO THE PEOPLE WHO
382
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ARE GONNA STILL BE ALIVE?
383
00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:48,268
>> YOU ARE SUCH A SPOILED LITTLE
384
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DICK.
385
00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:51,304
IS THAT ALL YOU CARE ABOUT?
386
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MY MONEY?
387
00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:53,173
>> NO, CHRISTIAN.
388
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>> I MEAN, NO, THAT'S FINE.
389
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TAKE IT.
390
00:12:58,078 --> 00:12:58,946
HERE YOU GO.
391
00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:00,480
HERE'S 20. ANOTHER ONE.
392
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HERE YOU GO. TAKE THAT.
393
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,049
HAVE IT.
394
00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:03,250
TAKE IT ALL. HERE YOU GO.
395
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:04,852
WOW, LOOK AT ALL THIS MONEY YOU
396
00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:05,418
CAN HAVE.
397
00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:06,920
IS THIS ENOUGH MONEY FOR YOU?
398
00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:07,620
YOU LITTLE DICK!
399
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:08,288
>> LOOK.
400
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>> TAKE IT ALL.
401
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:11,892
>> IT'S AMAZING, MAN.
402
00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:13,060
EVEN DYING DOESN'T MAKE YOU ANY
403
00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:14,527
LESS OF AN ASSHOLE.
404
00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:17,064
BUT IT'S GOOD.
405
00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:23,503
[SEAN SIGHS]
406
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:25,005
[DOOR CLOSES]
407
00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:27,240
[CHRISTIAN SNIFFS]
408
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,641
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
409
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:29,609
>> I'M MEETING WITH AN ICE
410
00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:31,411
SCULPTOR.
411
00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:33,881
SEAN, WOULD YOU PLEASE TALK HIM
412
00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:36,416
OUT OF THIS?
413
00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:42,355
[DOOR OPENS]
414
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:43,390
[DOOR CLOSES]
415
00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:44,657
>> YOU KNOW, ANY TIME YOU SPEND
416
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:47,660
SEARCHING FOR IMMORTALITY, YOU
417
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:48,896
MISS OUT ON A LITTLE BIT YOU
418
00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:54,134
ACTUALLY HAVE LEFT.
419
00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:55,068
>> JUST COME TO THE PLACE AND
420
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:58,105
SEE IT WITH ME.
421
00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:08,448
[SEAN SIGHS]
422
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:19,359
[MACHINES BEEPING]
423
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,094
>> SORRY I'M LATE.
424
00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:22,362
NO EXCUSES.
425
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:23,931
JUST SORRY.
426
00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:26,266
>> AT LEAST YOU'RE CONSISTENT.
427
00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:27,667
OK.
428
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:30,270
IF YOU'RE READY?
429
00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:31,304
>> YEAH.
430
00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:34,007
>> HIT IT, LINDA.
431
00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:35,108
[MY VAMPIRE BY SINEAD O'CONNER
432
00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:38,078
PLAYING]
433
00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:51,724
>> * MY VAMPIRE,
434
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,326
MY VAMPIRE'S
435
00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:57,497
FINE *
436
00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:59,399
>> MY VAMPIRE,
437
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,034
MY VAMPIRE'S
438
00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:04,972
OK,
439
00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:05,472
OH, NO,
440
00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:06,506
IT'S ALL A MESS,
441
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:07,374
DON'T KNOW IF
442
00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:08,275
I SHOULD UNDRESS
443
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:09,276
THE WOUNDS YOU
444
00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:10,410
WANT TO CARESS,
445
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,378
I MADE IT
446
00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:12,379
TO THE OTHER SIDE,
447
00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:13,313
NOW I
448
00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:14,247
DON'T HURT NO MORE
449
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,182
AND YOU TRY
450
00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:16,116
KNOCK DOWN THAT DOOR,
451
00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:17,117
YOU SHOULD HAVE
452
00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:18,018
BEEN THERE BEFORE,
453
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:18,651
I MADE IT
454
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:23,323
TO THE OTHER SIDE *
455
00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:26,093
[SEAN SIGHS]
456
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:29,096
>> LOOK, SEAN, I KNOW THAT
457
00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:29,629
YOU'RE MAD AT--
458
00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:30,530
>> LOOK, IF YOU WANT OUT, JUST
459
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:31,999
SAY IT. YOU KNOW?
460
00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:33,266
DON'T MAKE ME WAIT FOR YOU WITH
461
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,435
A WOK FULL OF BURNT STIR FRY AND
462
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:36,403
HALF-LIT CANDLES.
463
00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:37,370
DON'T MAKE ME FEEL MORE LIKE A
464
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:38,571
FOOL THAN I ALREADY DO.
465
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,007
>> MY NOT SHOWING UP IS NOT A
466
00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:41,308
COMMENT ON THE EVENING'S
467
00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:44,744
ENTERTAINMENT.
468
00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:47,014
MY AUNT DIED.
469
00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:48,248
WE WERE CLOSE.
470
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:49,216
>> DID YOUR CELL PHONE DIE ALONG
471
00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:52,185
WITH HER?
472
00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:53,286
>> I AM SORRY IF MY FIRST
473
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,588
THOUGHT WASN'T ABOUT YOU, SEAN.
474
00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:56,523
IT'S BEEN OVERWHELMING.
475
00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:57,457
I HAD TO FLY TO HOUSTON AND
476
00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,392
IDENTIFY THE BODY, MAKE FUNERAL
477
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:00,460
ARRANGEMENTS.
478
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:07,367
I'VE BEEN A WRECK.
479
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:10,737
>> I'M SORRY.
480
00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:15,442
>> I'M SORRY, TOO.
481
00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:17,744
WHY DON'T WE TRY IT AGAIN
482
00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:20,813
TONIGHT?
483
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,315
I'LL MAKE YOU ONE OF HER FAMOUS
484
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:25,218
DISHES
485
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:31,324
AND YOU CAN BE DESSERT.
486
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:31,791
>> HELLO.
487
00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:32,459
>> [INDISTINCT]
488
00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,194
>> HI.
489
00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:35,162
>> COULD YOU PUT HER IN THE
490
00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:36,396
PLAYPEN, PLEASE, AND GIVE ME A
491
00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:37,064
HAND?
492
00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:38,565
>> UH, YEAH.
493
00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:40,367
HEY, BEAUTIFUL.
494
00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:41,634
UM, YOU KNOW IT'S NOT MY DAY TO
495
00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:42,535
WATCH HER, RIGHT?
496
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:43,336
>> YEAH, I KNOW.
497
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,371
WELL, I'M NOT DROPPING HER OFF
498
00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:45,405
FOR YOU TO WATCH HER.
499
00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:46,439
SHE'S GONNA MOVE IN WITH YOU,
500
00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:48,408
BUT JUST FOR, LIKE, 2 WEEKS, OK?
501
00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:49,409
AND I HAVE HER HIGH CHAIR IN THE
502
00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:51,344
CAR, SO WILL YOU COME GET IT?
503
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,479
>> UM, WAIT A MINUTE.
504
00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:56,816
HEH. UM, M-MOVE IN?
505
00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:57,517
>> YEAH.
506
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,319
DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
507
00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:02,389
SHE IS YOUR DAUGHTER.
508
00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:03,356
>> WELL, WAIT A MINUTE.
509
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:03,823
LOOK.
510
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:05,358
YOU--YOU CAN'T JUST BARGE IN
511
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:06,359
HERE AND EXPECT ME TO DROP
512
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,294
EVERYTHING.
513
00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:09,496
>> MATT, PLEASE.
514
00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:11,131
[KIMBER SIGHS]
515
00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:12,765
RAM KICKED ME OUT, OK?
516
00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:13,866
SO, I DON'T HAVE A PLACE TO LIVE
517
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:16,303
AND I NEED TO FIND AN APARTMENT,
518
00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:17,270
AND THE GOOD ONES, THEY DON'T
519
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:18,105
LIKE IT WHEN YOU BRING THE
520
00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:21,574
LITTLE SQUEALER.
521
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:24,444
>> HE REALLY KICK YOU OUT?
522
00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:28,848
[KIMBER SIGHS]
523
00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:35,222
>> HE SAID I WAS TOO OLD.
524
00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:37,357
DO YOU THINK I LOOK TOO OLD?
525
00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:49,702
>> I THINK YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
526
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:50,903
YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN BEAUTIFUL TO
527
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:57,577
ME.
528
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,412
I HAVE AN IDEA.
529
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:00,313
WHY DON'T WE GET A PLACE
530
00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:01,648
TOGETHER?
531
00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:06,219
THE 3 OF US, LIKE A FAMILY.
532
00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:08,455
>> MATT, ARE YOU ON METH AGAIN?
533
00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:10,423
BECAUSE YOU'RE ACTING HIGH.
534
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:11,591
COME ON.
535
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:12,459
>> HEY.
536
00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:12,925
>> WHAT?
537
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:13,926
BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A PLACE TO
538
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:14,894
LIVE, YOU THINK I DON'T HAVE A
539
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:15,895
LIFE OR A FUTURE?
540
00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:16,863
>> OH!
541
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:17,797
>> NOW, WILL YOU GO GET HER HIGH
542
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:18,398
CHAIR?
543
00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:19,766
>> NO, I CAN'T GO GET HER HIGH
544
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:20,567
CHAIR.
545
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:21,434
AND YOU KNOW WHAT, KIMBER?
546
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:22,635
JENNA CAN'T STAY HERE.
547
00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:23,403
>> WHY?
548
00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:24,537
>> CHRISTIAN'S GETTING MARRIED.
549
00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:25,438
THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS
550
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:26,739
HAPPENING.
551
00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:27,507
>> W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
552
00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:28,441
CHRISTIAN'S GETTING MARRIED?
553
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,276
TO WHO?
554
00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:32,312
>> TO LIZ.
555
00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:34,681
>> DYKE LIZ? OK.
556
00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:36,183
YOU'RE HIGH.
557
00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:36,883
>> THE INVITATION'S ON THE
558
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:37,784
COUNTER IF YOU WANT TO TAKE A
559
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:40,520
LOOK.
560
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:52,699
>> LIZ AND CHRISTIAN? WHY?
561
00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:59,639
>> HE'S DYING, KIMBER.
562
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:00,740
THE CANCER CAME BACK.
563
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:04,477
HE'S GOT MAYBE 6 MONTHS.
564
00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:07,680
YOU KNOW, LIZ HAS REALLY BEEN
565
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:10,283
THERE AND SHE WANTS TO TAKE CARE
566
00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:11,984
OF HIM, YOU KNOW?
567
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:14,554
BEFORE HE, UH...
568
00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:22,862
>> SO, HE'S REALLY DYING?
569
00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:33,940
>> THE MAIN DIFFERENCE IN TEXAS
570
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:36,008
CHILI IS THAT IT DOESN'T HAVE
571
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,910
BEANS.
572
00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:40,813
>> OH, JESUS.
573
00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:43,015
[TEDDY LAUGHS]
574
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,485
I'M ON FIRE!
575
00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:46,953
>> OH!
576
00:19:46,953 --> 00:19:49,622
AUNT DOT ALWAYS SAID THAT IT WAS
577
00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:53,260
ALWAYS ABOUT THE CHILI PEPPER.
578
00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:54,294
>> OH, MAYBE THAT'S WHAT KILLED
579
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:55,962
HER.
580
00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:57,029
UM.
581
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,499
SORRY. I--THAT WAS PRETTY--
582
00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:01,033
>> FUNNY.
583
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:01,868
FUNNY.
584
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,570
ACTUALLY.
585
00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:05,372
MY AUNT HAD SUCH A GREAT SENSE
586
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:06,639
OF HUMOR.
587
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:09,476
SHE ACCEPTED THAT NO MAN WAS
588
00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:10,510
EVER GOING TO BE THERE FOR HER,
589
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:11,444
SO SHE DECIDED THAT SHE WOULD BE
590
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:12,512
THERE FOR HERSELF.
591
00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:13,813
[TEDDY SIGHS]
592
00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:14,881
AND THAT BEING ALONE DIDN'T MEAN
593
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:19,018
BEING LONELY AND MISERABLE, AND
594
00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:21,488
THAT NO MAN WAS EVER GOING TO
595
00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:24,791
HURT HER OR TAKE AWAY HER SPIRIT
596
00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:27,694
EVER AGAIN.
597
00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:30,663
AHEM.
598
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:35,568
YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO CALL LIZ AND
599
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,470
TELL HER THAT I CAN'T MAKE IT TO
600
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:38,438
THE WEDDING BECAUSE IT'S THE
601
00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:40,440
SAME DAY AS THE FUNERAL.
602
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,008
>> YOU WANT ME TO COME WITH YOU?
603
00:20:42,008 --> 00:20:45,545
>> NO, SEAN.
604
00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:46,879
CHRISTIAN IS YOUR BEST FRIEND
605
00:20:46,879 --> 00:20:49,282
AND HE NEEDS YOU.
606
00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:53,320
LIFE TRUMPS DEATH EVERY TIME,
607
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:54,654
RIGHT?
608
00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:56,623
>> RIGHT.
609
00:20:57,657 --> 00:21:00,393
YOU CAN BE VULNERABLE WITH ME.
610
00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:02,094
HMM? COME HERE.
611
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:04,030
>> THANK YOU.
612
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:05,898
[TEDDY SNIFFS]
613
00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:07,400
I APPRECIATE THAT, BUT RIGHT
614
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,435
NOW, I DO NOT WANT TO BRING US
615
00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:10,370
DOWN.
616
00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:12,339
I WANT TO BRING US UP.
617
00:21:12,339 --> 00:21:13,005
>> HMM.
618
00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:14,841
>> HMM.
619
00:21:16,909 --> 00:21:20,813
[BOTH MOANING]
620
00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:22,515
>> HOLD THAT THOUGHT.
621
00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:24,584
HOLD THAT THOUGHT.
622
00:21:26,353 --> 00:21:32,725
[PANTING]
623
00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:36,663
[INHALING]
624
00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:38,665
OH, MY GOD.
625
00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:40,900
[TEDDY GIGGLES]
626
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:41,901
>> DO YOU NEED THAT TO GET OFF
627
00:21:41,901 --> 00:21:43,736
WITH ME?
628
00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:45,572
HUH?
629
00:21:45,572 --> 00:21:47,974
>> NO.
630
00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:50,410
IT JUST HEIGHTENS THE ORGASM.
631
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:03,456
[PANTING]
632
00:22:03,456 --> 00:22:04,891
>> WHAT?
633
00:22:04,891 --> 00:22:05,858
>> I JUST THINK IT'S A LITTLE
634
00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:08,495
DANGEROUS.
635
00:22:08,895 --> 00:22:11,464
>> I AM AN EXPERT IN N2O's
636
00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:12,832
ANESTHETIC EFFECTS.
637
00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:14,100
I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
638
00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:15,835
>> DO YOU?
639
00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:17,036
>> YOU HAVE YOUR 2 GLASSES OF
640
00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:20,473
WINE TO GET HIGH.
641
00:22:20,473 --> 00:22:27,046
AND I HAVE THIS.
642
00:22:27,046 --> 00:22:29,549
[TEDDY SIGHS]
643
00:22:29,549 --> 00:22:30,417
[TEDDY MOANS]
644
00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:32,419
[TEDDY GIGGLES]
645
00:22:32,419 --> 00:22:35,522
[TEDDY SIGHS]
646
00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:38,558
>> WHAT'S IT FEEL LIKE?
647
00:22:38,558 --> 00:22:41,127
>> THERE'S NO PAIN.
648
00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:44,497
IT'S PURE ESCAPE.
649
00:22:54,441 --> 00:22:55,942
THERE'S NO PEER PRESSURE HERE,
650
00:22:55,942 --> 00:22:58,478
SEAN.
651
00:22:58,478 --> 00:22:59,178
YOU DON'T HAVE TO PROVE
652
00:22:59,178 --> 00:23:00,613
ANYTHING.
653
00:23:00,613 --> 00:23:01,914
I KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND I ACCEPT
654
00:23:01,914 --> 00:23:03,950
THAT.
655
00:23:04,116 --> 00:23:06,653
JUST LIKE I HOPE YOU ACCEPT ME.
656
00:23:18,598 --> 00:23:23,235
[LAUGHS]
657
00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:25,137
OH! OH! OH!
658
00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:27,874
[LAUGHS]
659
00:23:39,719 --> 00:23:40,887
>> I'D ONLY EAT HALF OF THAT IF
660
00:23:40,887 --> 00:23:41,821
YOU WANT TO FIT INTO YOUR
661
00:23:41,821 --> 00:23:43,823
WEDDING DRESS.
662
00:23:43,823 --> 00:23:44,857
IT'S AN OLD MODELING TRICK OF
663
00:23:44,857 --> 00:23:45,592
MINE.
664
00:23:45,592 --> 00:23:47,960
>> MY GOWN IS CUSTOM MADE.
665
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,061
AND I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T WEAR
666
00:23:49,061 --> 00:23:49,929
ANY CLOTHES IN MOST OF YOUR
667
00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:52,431
MODELING.
668
00:23:54,534 --> 00:23:55,802
>> YOU KNOW, WHEN I HEARD ABOUT
669
00:23:55,802 --> 00:23:57,003
CHRISTIAN'S UPCOMING WEDDING TO
670
00:23:57,003 --> 00:23:59,939
YOU, I STARTED TO FEEL A BIT
671
00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:02,174
NOSTALGIC.
672
00:24:02,174 --> 00:24:03,075
DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN I HAD MY
673
00:24:03,075 --> 00:24:05,011
FIRST SURGERY IN MIAMI?
674
00:24:05,011 --> 00:24:07,547
YOU WARNED ME ABOUT CHRISTIAN.
675
00:24:07,547 --> 00:24:09,015
YOU TOLD ME HE WAS NO GOOD AND I
676
00:24:09,015 --> 00:24:11,150
WAS JUST ONE IN A LONG LINE OF
677
00:24:11,150 --> 00:24:12,752
GIRLS HE HAD SCREWED AND SCREWED
678
00:24:12,752 --> 00:24:13,686
OVER.
679
00:24:13,686 --> 00:24:14,621
>> WHAT'S YOUR POINT?
680
00:24:14,621 --> 00:24:16,255
>> MY POINT IS, YOU WERE WRONG
681
00:24:16,255 --> 00:24:18,257
ABOUT HIM AND I THEN AND YOU'RE
682
00:24:18,257 --> 00:24:20,727
WRONG ABOUT US NOW.
683
00:24:20,727 --> 00:24:22,629
HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU, LIZ.
684
00:24:22,629 --> 00:24:24,564
I MEAN, I'M SURE HE LOVES THE
685
00:24:24,564 --> 00:24:27,099
IDEA OF YOU PLAYING NURSEMAID,
686
00:24:27,099 --> 00:24:30,002
BUT HMM.
687
00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:33,139
I'M THE ONE HE REALLY LOVES.
688
00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:36,008
>> YOU ARE SO PATHETIC.
689
00:24:42,849 --> 00:24:44,050
>> WHO'S PATHETIC?
690
00:24:44,050 --> 00:24:46,218
THE WOMAN WHO'S MARRYING A MAN
691
00:24:46,218 --> 00:24:48,755
BECAUSE HE'S DYING OR THE ONE HE
692
00:24:48,755 --> 00:24:50,122
CLOSES HIS EYES AND THINKS ABOUT
693
00:24:50,122 --> 00:24:56,228
WHILE HE'S SCREWING YOU?
694
00:24:56,228 --> 00:24:58,831
WAIT. WAIT A SECOND.
695
00:25:01,668 --> 00:25:04,070
[SIGHS]
696
00:25:04,070 --> 00:25:05,938
YOU DON'T HAVE TO MARRY HIM,
697
00:25:05,938 --> 00:25:07,239
LIZ.
698
00:25:07,239 --> 00:25:08,240
I WILL.
699
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:09,576
I'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM.
700
00:25:09,576 --> 00:25:10,943
>> CHRISTIAN IS GONNA BE 100
701
00:25:10,943 --> 00:25:12,211
POUNDS IN 3 MONTHS, AND HE'S
702
00:25:12,211 --> 00:25:13,145
GONNA NEED SOMEBODY TO WIPE HIS
703
00:25:13,145 --> 00:25:14,080
ASS.
704
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:15,848
NOW, I'M SURE YOU'RE A WIZARD AT
705
00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:17,216
ORAL SEX, BUT DO YOU THINK
706
00:25:17,216 --> 00:25:18,250
YOU'RE UP TO THAT?
707
00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:19,185
>> YES!
708
00:25:19,185 --> 00:25:20,820
THIS IS MY CHANCE TO REDEEM
709
00:25:20,820 --> 00:25:21,754
MYSELF WITH HIM.
710
00:25:21,754 --> 00:25:23,823
I LOVE HIM, LIZ.
711
00:25:23,823 --> 00:25:25,892
I ALWAYS HAVE AND I ALWAYS WILL.
712
00:25:25,892 --> 00:25:27,860
>> AW.
713
00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:29,228
I'M ON TO YOU, SWEETIE.
714
00:25:29,228 --> 00:25:31,263
MATT TOLD ME ABOUT EDEN AND THE
715
00:25:31,263 --> 00:25:32,364
PANDERER WHO THREW YOU OUT ON
716
00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:34,100
YOUR BLEACHED LITTLE ASS.
717
00:25:34,100 --> 00:25:35,868
YOU DON'T WANT CHRISTIAN.
718
00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:37,003
YOU WANT THE WARM EMBRACE OF HIS
719
00:25:37,003 --> 00:25:38,204
WALLET.
720
00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:39,872
ARE YOU SO VAPID, ARE YOU SO
721
00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:42,241
UNABLE TO MAKE IT ON YOUR OWN
722
00:25:42,241 --> 00:25:44,143
THAT YOU WOULD SINK YOUR FANGS
723
00:25:44,143 --> 00:25:46,979
INTO A DYING MAN?
724
00:25:46,979 --> 00:25:48,114
WELL, I AM NOT GONNA LET YOU
725
00:25:48,114 --> 00:25:50,750
SUCK ONE MORE DROP OF BLOOD FROM
726
00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:53,019
HIM.
727
00:25:53,019 --> 00:25:55,788
>> THIS ISN'T OVER, BUTCH.
728
00:25:55,788 --> 00:25:57,389
>> OHH.
729
00:25:57,389 --> 00:25:59,358
IF YOU COME NEAR ME OR MY
730
00:25:59,358 --> 00:26:01,994
FIANCE, I'M GONNA SHOW YOU JUST
731
00:26:01,994 --> 00:26:04,697
HOW BUTCH I CAN GET.
732
00:26:09,702 --> 00:26:10,937
[DOOR CLOSES]
733
00:26:10,937 --> 00:26:12,371
>> DR. TROY, ARE YOU READY TO
734
00:26:12,371 --> 00:26:15,174
SEE YOUR FUTURE?
735
00:26:34,126 --> 00:26:36,162
>> I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE BIGGER.
736
00:26:36,162 --> 00:26:37,697
>> WELL, THE HARDWARE IS STILL
737
00:26:37,697 --> 00:26:39,398
EXTREMELY EXPENSIVE, AND THOUGH
738
00:26:39,398 --> 00:26:41,133
YOU AND I AGREE THAT THIS IS THE
739
00:26:41,133 --> 00:26:42,969
TICKET TO EXTENDING LIFE, THE
740
00:26:42,969 --> 00:26:44,236
CLIENTELE WITH THE FORETHOUGHT
741
00:26:44,236 --> 00:26:45,337
AND FINANCIAL WHEREWITHAL IS
742
00:26:45,337 --> 00:26:46,939
LIMITED.
743
00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:51,177
NOW, DOCTOR, HERE'S YOUR PORTAL.
744
00:26:51,177 --> 00:26:54,146
THE AZ-6294.
745
00:26:54,146 --> 00:26:57,283
IT'S ONE OF OUR NEWEST.
746
00:26:58,417 --> 00:27:00,252
>> CHRISTIAN, UH, YOU MIGHT WANT
747
00:27:00,252 --> 00:27:03,122
TO SEE THIS.
748
00:27:11,063 --> 00:27:11,798
[CHRISTIAN LAUGHS]
749
00:27:11,798 --> 00:27:12,799
>> THERE'S AN OLD JEWISH GUY IN
750
00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:13,265
MY TANK.
751
00:27:13,265 --> 00:27:14,366
>> YES, THERE'S SOMEONE IN EVERY
752
00:27:14,366 --> 00:27:15,467
TANK.
753
00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:18,104
WE'RE AT FULL CAPACITY.
754
00:27:18,104 --> 00:27:21,774
DR. TROY, MEET HERB SCHLANSKY.
755
00:27:21,774 --> 00:27:23,242
HE'S YOUR ETERNITY ROOMMATE.
756
00:27:23,242 --> 00:27:25,211
>> NO.
757
00:27:25,211 --> 00:27:26,145
I--I WANT MY OWN TANK.
758
00:27:26,145 --> 00:27:27,880
I--I'LL PAY MORE.
759
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:29,148
I MEAN, DON'T YOU HAVE LIKE A
760
00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:30,049
ONE BEDROOM OR SOMETHING?
761
00:27:30,049 --> 00:27:30,983
>> NO. NO, NO, NO.
762
00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:32,018
THAT'S--THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE.
763
00:27:32,018 --> 00:27:33,052
AS I SAID, WE'RE AT FULL
764
00:27:33,052 --> 00:27:34,286
CAPACITY.
765
00:27:34,286 --> 00:27:35,154
>> THERE WAS NOTHING IN YOUR
766
00:27:35,154 --> 00:27:37,356
LITERATURE ABOUT SHARING A TANK.
767
00:27:37,356 --> 00:27:38,290
I MEAN, WHAT IF THEY FIND A CURE
768
00:27:38,290 --> 00:27:39,325
FOR THIS GUY FIRST AND THEY HAVE
769
00:27:39,325 --> 00:27:40,292
TO THAW HIM.
770
00:27:40,292 --> 00:27:42,394
HOW DO THEY KEEP ME FROZEN?
771
00:27:43,830 --> 00:27:45,164
>> I'M--I'M SURE WE'LL FIGURE
772
00:27:45,164 --> 00:27:47,199
SOMETHING OUT.
773
00:27:49,068 --> 00:27:50,903
>> AHEM.
774
00:27:51,137 --> 00:27:52,138
I DIDN'T EVEN LIKE IT WITH YOU
775
00:27:52,138 --> 00:27:53,439
AS A ROOMMATE.
776
00:27:53,439 --> 00:27:54,340
WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING?
777
00:27:54,340 --> 00:27:55,842
>> YOU'RE SCARED.
778
00:27:55,842 --> 00:27:57,243
YOU'RE REACHING OUT FOR SOME
779
00:27:57,243 --> 00:27:59,078
PHANTOM HAND TO KEEP YOU FROM
780
00:27:59,078 --> 00:28:00,913
FALLING INTO THE ABYSS.
781
00:28:00,913 --> 00:28:02,181
IT'S NORMAL.
782
00:28:02,181 --> 00:28:03,482
IT'S JUST NOT GOING TO MAKE ANY
783
00:28:03,482 --> 00:28:04,183
DIFFERENCE.
784
00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:05,317
>> SEAN, I'VE LIVED MY LIFE LIKE
785
00:28:05,317 --> 00:28:06,418
I'VE HAD SOME KIND OF DEATH
786
00:28:06,418 --> 00:28:07,286
WISH. YOU KNOW?
787
00:28:07,286 --> 00:28:10,757
I MEAN, DRUG ABUSE, UNSAFE SEX.
788
00:28:10,757 --> 00:28:13,159
I DRINK VODKA LIKE IT'S WATER.
789
00:28:13,159 --> 00:28:14,326
IF I COULD FIT INTO A TAILORED
790
00:28:14,326 --> 00:28:15,494
GUCCI SUIT WITHOUT WORKING OUT,
791
00:28:15,494 --> 00:28:18,197
I'D NEVER STEP INSIDE A GYM.
792
00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:20,166
[SEAN SNORTS]
793
00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:21,968
>> AND NOW?
794
00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:26,138
>> NOW...
795
00:28:29,308 --> 00:28:30,777
I DON'T WANT TO GO YET.
796
00:28:30,777 --> 00:28:32,478
[WEEPING QUIETLY]
797
00:28:32,478 --> 00:28:34,180
>> HEY.
798
00:28:34,180 --> 00:28:36,849
COME HERE.
799
00:28:39,852 --> 00:28:41,220
CHRISTIAN, ALL YOU NEED TO
800
00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:43,455
UNDERSTAND RIGHT NOW IS THAT
801
00:28:43,455 --> 00:28:44,390
YOU'RE NEVER REALLY GOING TO
802
00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:46,092
DIE.
803
00:28:46,092 --> 00:28:47,026
AND IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF OUR
804
00:28:47,026 --> 00:28:48,260
PRACTICE THAT WE'VE BUILT UP OR
805
00:28:48,260 --> 00:28:51,097
A SON WE RAISED.
806
00:28:51,097 --> 00:28:53,800
IT'S THE STORIES.
807
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,101
[LAUGHS]
808
00:28:55,101 --> 00:28:55,401
RIGHT?
809
00:28:55,401 --> 00:28:56,368
I'M GONNA BE TELLING CHRISTIAN
810
00:28:56,368 --> 00:29:00,139
TROY STORIES FOR DECADES.
811
00:29:00,139 --> 00:29:02,241
YOU'LL LIVE ON FOREVER THROUGH
812
00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:04,476
ME.
813
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:10,282
NOW, COME ON. BUY ME LUNCH.
814
00:29:10,282 --> 00:29:10,983
>> NO, I GOTTA--
815
00:29:10,983 --> 00:29:12,051
[SNIFFS]
816
00:29:12,051 --> 00:29:13,085
I GOTTA HEAD BACK TO THE OFFICE
817
00:29:13,085 --> 00:29:15,754
AND START WRITING MY VOWS.
818
00:29:22,494 --> 00:29:23,495
>> [THINKING] "I'VE DONE A LOT
819
00:29:23,495 --> 00:29:24,596
OF THINGS I'M NOT PROUD OF IN MY
820
00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:25,965
LIFE, BUT PROPOSING TO YOU ISN'T
821
00:29:25,965 --> 00:29:27,033
ONE OF THEM."
822
00:29:27,033 --> 00:29:30,302
[OUT LOUD] OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE.
823
00:29:30,302 --> 00:29:32,905
[SIGHS]
824
00:29:37,910 --> 00:29:39,411
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
825
00:29:39,411 --> 00:29:41,313
[BEEP]
826
00:29:41,313 --> 00:29:42,114
>> HEY.
827
00:29:42,114 --> 00:29:43,415
>> HEY. YOU GOTTA HELP ME OUT
828
00:29:43,415 --> 00:29:44,083
HERE.
829
00:29:44,083 --> 00:29:45,517
>> LISTEN TO THIS GIBRAN POEM.
830
00:29:45,517 --> 00:29:46,418
I THINK I'M GONNA USE IT.
831
00:29:46,418 --> 00:29:48,387
IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
832
00:29:48,387 --> 00:29:49,555
OK.
833
00:29:49,555 --> 00:29:50,957
"LOVE ONE ANOTHER
834
00:29:50,957 --> 00:29:52,291
MAKE NOT A BOND OF LOVE--"
835
00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:53,392
>> LIZZIE, HONEY, SURPRISE ME,
836
00:29:53,392 --> 00:29:54,326
OK?
837
00:29:54,326 --> 00:29:55,294
I'M THE ONE WHO NEEDS THE HELP
838
00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:57,163
HERE. THIS IS NOT MY THING.
839
00:29:57,163 --> 00:29:58,430
WRITING WEDDING VOWS.
840
00:29:58,430 --> 00:30:00,066
>> OK.
841
00:30:00,066 --> 00:30:03,936
LOOK, JUST MAKE IT SIMPLE AND
842
00:30:03,936 --> 00:30:05,604
HEARTFELT.
843
00:30:05,604 --> 00:30:06,538
YOU KNOW?
844
00:30:06,538 --> 00:30:09,008
JUST ONE SIMPLE SENTENCE.
845
00:30:09,008 --> 00:30:10,576
THAT'S ALL YOU NEED.
846
00:30:10,576 --> 00:30:13,312
>> OK.
847
00:30:28,260 --> 00:30:30,863
[KEYS CLACKING]
848
00:30:40,606 --> 00:30:42,875
[SIGHS]
849
00:30:52,618 --> 00:30:57,456
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
850
00:30:57,456 --> 00:30:59,591
[RUSTLING]
851
00:31:23,549 --> 00:31:26,418
[BOTH MOANING]
852
00:31:26,418 --> 00:31:28,988
[MOANING CONTINUES]
853
00:31:33,993 --> 00:31:36,195
>> WE COULDN'T HELP OURSELVES.
854
00:31:36,195 --> 00:31:37,529
[CHRISTIAN SCOFFS]
855
00:31:37,529 --> 00:31:38,965
>> ON THE CONTRARY.
856
00:31:38,965 --> 00:31:39,665
YOU HELPED YOURSELVES AND THEN
857
00:31:39,665 --> 00:31:42,001
SOME.
858
00:31:42,001 --> 00:31:44,170
>> IT'S LIKE WE'RE DYING.
859
00:31:44,170 --> 00:31:45,371
LIKE...
860
00:31:45,371 --> 00:31:48,040
WE'RE CORPSES WITHOUT THE BLOOD.
861
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:49,741
>> I GET IT, I GET IT.
862
00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:52,211
YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER.
863
00:31:52,211 --> 00:31:54,080
>> ARE YOU GOING TO REPORT US?
864
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:55,181
>> NOPE.
865
00:31:55,181 --> 00:31:57,283
LAST CALL, THOUGH.
866
00:31:57,283 --> 00:31:58,217
ONE MORE FOR THE ROAD, THEN GET
867
00:31:58,217 --> 00:32:01,120
YOUR SCARY ASSES OUT OF HERE.
868
00:32:07,059 --> 00:32:12,031
[MOANING]
869
00:32:12,031 --> 00:32:13,065
>> OH, BABY.
870
00:32:13,065 --> 00:32:15,101
I HOPE WE DON'T GET A WALK-IN.
871
00:32:15,101 --> 00:32:18,070
IT'S ONLY 3:00 A.M.
872
00:32:18,070 --> 00:32:19,171
>> BABY, IF YOU WANT TO PLAY
873
00:32:19,171 --> 00:32:20,439
DOCTOR, YOU CAN'T BE ONE ALL THE
874
00:32:20,439 --> 00:32:21,307
TIME.
875
00:32:21,307 --> 00:32:22,274
[HARLAND LAUGHS]
876
00:32:22,274 --> 00:32:23,275
>> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT TO
877
00:32:23,275 --> 00:32:25,044
BE.
878
00:32:25,044 --> 00:32:30,216
WAY DOWN SOUTH IN DIXIE.
879
00:32:30,216 --> 00:32:32,451
[BOTH MOANING]
880
00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:34,020
>> OH, LET ME AIR OUT BEFORE YOU
881
00:32:34,020 --> 00:32:35,087
GO DOWN.
882
00:32:35,087 --> 00:32:36,055
>> WHOA.
883
00:32:36,055 --> 00:32:37,423
[TEDDY GIGGLES]
884
00:32:37,423 --> 00:32:39,025
THAT'S IT, BABY.
885
00:32:39,025 --> 00:32:40,192
THAT'S IT.
886
00:32:40,192 --> 00:32:41,093
TAKE IT IN, HONEY.
887
00:32:41,093 --> 00:32:44,063
TAKE IT IN.
888
00:32:44,063 --> 00:32:44,796
[BOTH LAUGH]
889
00:32:44,796 --> 00:32:45,631
NOW, GIVE ME SOME.
890
00:32:45,631 --> 00:32:47,133
GIVE ME SOME.
891
00:32:47,133 --> 00:32:48,034
GIVE ME SOME.
892
00:32:48,034 --> 00:32:49,035
'CAUSE YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT
893
00:32:49,035 --> 00:32:50,469
MAKES MY DICK.
894
00:32:50,469 --> 00:32:51,770
AND DON'T BE STINGY WITH IT.
895
00:32:51,770 --> 00:32:52,671
>> COME ON, BABY.
896
00:32:52,671 --> 00:32:54,506
LIE DOWN ON THE TABLE.
897
00:32:54,506 --> 00:33:00,812
[BOTH LAUGH]
898
00:33:00,812 --> 00:33:01,480
>> READY?
899
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,049
>> OH, GOD.
900
00:33:03,049 --> 00:33:05,084
GIVE IT TO ME, BABY.
901
00:33:05,084 --> 00:33:07,386
GIVE IT TO ME.
902
00:33:07,386 --> 00:33:09,655
YES.
903
00:33:17,596 --> 00:33:19,565
[LAUGHING]
904
00:33:19,565 --> 00:33:22,068
>> THAT'S IT, DARLING.
905
00:33:22,068 --> 00:33:23,802
TAKE IT ALL IN.
906
00:33:23,802 --> 00:33:29,108
[HARLAND LAUGHING]
907
00:33:29,108 --> 00:33:30,809
[HARLAND STRUGGLING]
908
00:33:30,809 --> 00:33:35,814
>> OH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
909
00:33:35,814 --> 00:33:38,650
GOD.
910
00:33:53,599 --> 00:33:57,736
>> [PANTING]
911
00:33:57,736 --> 00:34:00,506
>> YOU POOR FOOL.
912
00:34:00,506 --> 00:34:01,573
WHY'D YOU HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE
913
00:34:01,573 --> 00:34:04,210
WITH ME?
914
00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:09,581
[SIGHS]
915
00:34:14,853 --> 00:34:15,521
[SIGHS]
916
00:34:15,521 --> 00:34:16,522
>> WHAT THE?
917
00:34:16,522 --> 00:34:17,523
>> HERE.
918
00:34:17,523 --> 00:34:18,424
>> [SIGHS]
919
00:34:18,424 --> 00:34:19,491
LET ME.
920
00:34:19,491 --> 00:34:20,492
YOU'D THINK YOU'D NEVER BEEN
921
00:34:20,492 --> 00:34:21,493
THROUGH THIS BEFORE.
922
00:34:21,493 --> 00:34:22,428
>> YEAH, WE ALL KNOW HOW THAT
923
00:34:22,428 --> 00:34:24,830
TURNED OUT.
924
00:34:24,830 --> 00:34:25,764
GUESS WE KNOW HOW THIS ONE WILL
925
00:34:25,764 --> 00:34:27,899
TURN OUT, TOO, HUH?
926
00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:29,135
AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER
927
00:34:29,135 --> 00:34:33,605
AFTER FOR AT LEAST 6 MONTHS.
928
00:34:33,605 --> 00:34:36,342
>> CHRISTIAN, YOU DON'T HAVE TO
929
00:34:36,342 --> 00:34:38,877
DO THIS. I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU.
930
00:34:38,877 --> 00:34:41,280
>> I KNOW. THIS IS RIGHT.
931
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:42,714
I LOVE LIZZIE. SHE'S A GREAT
932
00:34:42,714 --> 00:34:46,552
GIRL. SHE'S GREAT WITH WILBER.
933
00:34:46,552 --> 00:34:47,353
I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT
934
00:34:47,353 --> 00:34:48,687
THE FUTURE, YOU KNOW.
935
00:34:48,687 --> 00:34:49,488
HOW ABOUT YOU?
936
00:34:49,488 --> 00:34:50,456
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
937
00:34:50,456 --> 00:34:51,657
>> AM I GONNA LEAVE THIS WORLD
938
00:34:51,657 --> 00:34:52,724
WITH YOU A CONFIRMED BACHELOR,
939
00:34:52,724 --> 00:34:54,226
OR ARE YOU GONNA SEAL THE DEAL
940
00:34:54,226 --> 00:34:55,261
WITH TEDDY?
941
00:34:55,261 --> 00:34:56,895
>> OH, WHO THE HELL KNOWS? SHE'S
942
00:34:56,895 --> 00:34:58,697
BEEN AWAY SO MUCH LATELY.
943
00:34:58,697 --> 00:34:59,565
>> WELL, LOOK AT THE BRIGHT
944
00:34:59,565 --> 00:35:01,500
SIDE, SHE'S PROBABLY GOT ENOUGH
945
00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:03,302
FREQUENT FLYER POINTS TO SEND
946
00:35:03,302 --> 00:35:04,470
THE TWO OF YOU TO THE GREAT
947
00:35:04,470 --> 00:35:05,837
BARRIER REEF.
948
00:35:08,207 --> 00:35:09,941
>> IT'S TIME.
949
00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:16,282
>> OK.
950
00:35:16,282 --> 00:35:22,554
COME HERE.
951
00:35:22,554 --> 00:35:24,623
YOU WERE RIGHT, I WAS
952
00:35:24,623 --> 00:35:28,294
AN ASSHOLE. I'M SORRY. I GOT AT
953
00:35:28,294 --> 00:35:30,896
LEAST 2 MONTHS TO FIGURE THAT
954
00:35:30,896 --> 00:35:33,965
STUFF OUT, RIGHT?
955
00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:40,206
YEAH.
956
00:35:40,206 --> 00:35:42,741
[INHALES] OK.
957
00:35:42,741 --> 00:35:44,310
YOU TWO READY TO GET ME TO
958
00:35:44,310 --> 00:35:47,246
THE CHURCH ON TIME?
959
00:35:47,246 --> 00:35:49,147
YEAH?
960
00:35:49,348 --> 00:35:52,284
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
961
00:35:59,225 --> 00:36:01,493
>> YOU INVITED KIMBER?
962
00:36:01,493 --> 00:36:02,261
>> SHE DIDN'T NEED
963
00:36:02,261 --> 00:36:03,762
AN INVITATION. IT'S A CHURCH,
964
00:36:03,762 --> 00:36:04,930
THEY WELCOME EVERYBODY,
965
00:36:04,930 --> 00:36:05,897
ESPECIALLY WHORES. IT'S BIG IN
966
00:36:05,897 --> 00:36:07,233
THE BIBLE.
967
00:36:07,233 --> 00:36:08,867
>> [CLEARS THROAT]
968
00:36:08,867 --> 00:36:11,537
>> SORRY.
969
00:36:11,537 --> 00:36:19,645
>> * THE VERY THOUGHT OF YOU *
970
00:36:19,645 --> 00:36:24,916
* AND I FORGET TO DO
971
00:36:25,851 --> 00:36:32,858
THE LITTLE, ORDINARY THINGS
972
00:36:33,692 --> 00:36:37,929
THAT ANYONE OUGHT TO DO... *
973
00:36:37,929 --> 00:36:39,598
>> LINDA, DO I LOOK LIKE
974
00:36:39,598 --> 00:36:40,832
A BRIDE?
975
00:36:40,832 --> 00:36:42,468
>> YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. JUST START
976
00:36:42,468 --> 00:36:43,402
WALKING.
977
00:36:43,402 --> 00:36:45,937
>> * I'M LIVING IN
978
00:36:45,937 --> 00:36:50,709
A KIND OF A DAYDREAM,
979
00:36:50,709 --> 00:36:55,614
I'M HAPPY AS A QUEEN *
980
00:36:55,614 --> 00:36:58,650
>> WOW. WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT?
981
00:36:58,650 --> 00:37:02,020
>> * AND FOOLISH THOUGH
982
00:37:02,020 --> 00:37:05,857
IT MAY SEEM,
983
00:37:05,857 --> 00:37:12,698
TO ME THAT'S EVERYTHING... *
984
00:37:12,698 --> 00:37:15,301
>> FATHER, YOU HAVE MADE
985
00:37:15,301 --> 00:37:16,735
THE BOND OF MARRIAGE A HOLY
986
00:37:16,735 --> 00:37:18,670
MYSTERY, A SYMBOL OF CHRIST'S
987
00:37:18,670 --> 00:37:20,339
LOVE FOR HIS CHURCH.
988
00:37:20,339 --> 00:37:23,675
>> * THE LONGING HERE... *
989
00:37:23,675 --> 00:37:25,411
>> YOU WERE BORN TOGETHER, AND
990
00:37:25,411 --> 00:37:27,446
TOGETHER YOU SHALL BE FOREVER
991
00:37:27,446 --> 00:37:30,582
MORE. YOU SHALL BE TOGETHER WHEN
992
00:37:30,582 --> 00:37:33,452
THE WHITE WINGS OF DEATH SCATTER
993
00:37:33,452 --> 00:37:36,355
YOUR DAYS.
994
00:37:36,955 --> 00:37:43,362
>> * TILL I AM NEAR TO YOU... *
995
00:37:43,362 --> 00:37:46,432
>> [SIGHS]
996
00:37:46,432 --> 00:37:50,336
LIZ CRUZ, I WILL LOVE YOU FOR
997
00:37:50,336 --> 00:37:52,938
THE REST OF MY LIFE.
998
00:37:54,706 --> 00:37:57,409
>> * AND YOUR EYES IN STARS... *
999
00:37:57,409 --> 00:37:58,477
>> IF ANY PERSON HERE CAN SHOW
1000
00:37:58,477 --> 00:38:00,346
JUST AND SUFFICIENT REASON WHY
1001
00:38:00,346 --> 00:38:01,980
THESE 2 PERSONS MAY NOT BE
1002
00:38:01,980 --> 00:38:04,015
JOINED TOGETHER IN MATRIMONY,
1003
00:38:04,015 --> 00:38:05,417
LET THEM DECLARE THEIR REASONS
1004
00:38:05,417 --> 00:38:07,819
NOW OR FROM THIS TIME FORWARD,
1005
00:38:07,819 --> 00:38:09,888
KEEP THEIR PEACE.
1006
00:38:09,888 --> 00:38:12,057
>> * MY LOVE *
1007
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,770
>> KIMBER, SIT DOWN!
1008
00:38:38,717 --> 00:38:44,723
>> EXCUSE ME, I'M SORRY.
1009
00:38:44,723 --> 00:38:46,858
[SOBBING]
1010
00:38:51,863 --> 00:38:53,732
>> BY THE AUTHORITY VESTED IN ME
1011
00:38:53,732 --> 00:38:55,601
BY THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA, I
1012
00:38:55,601 --> 00:38:57,803
NOW PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND AND
1013
00:38:57,803 --> 00:38:59,405
WIFE.
1014
00:38:59,405 --> 00:39:05,110
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
1015
00:39:05,110 --> 00:39:08,013
* AND FOOLISH
1016
00:39:08,013 --> 00:39:13,752
AS IT MAY SEEM,
1017
00:39:13,752 --> 00:39:19,090
TO ME THAT'S EVERYTHING,
1018
00:39:19,090 --> 00:39:21,727
THE MERE IDEA OF YOU *
1019
00:39:28,667 --> 00:39:36,141
* THE LONGING HERE FOR YOU *
1020
00:39:36,141 --> 00:39:39,745
* YOU'LL NEVER KNOW
1021
00:39:39,745 --> 00:39:44,650
HOW SLOW THE MOMENTS GO
1022
00:39:44,650 --> 00:39:50,989
TILL I AM NEAR TO YOU,
1023
00:39:50,989 --> 00:39:55,827
I SEE YOUR FACE
1024
00:39:55,827 --> 00:40:00,165
IN EVERY FLOWER
1025
00:40:00,165 --> 00:40:08,640
AND YOUR EYES IN STARS ABOVE,
1026
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:12,844
IT'S JUST THE THOUGHT OF YOU,
1027
00:40:12,844 --> 00:40:17,015
THE VERY THOUGHT OF YOU,
1028
00:40:17,015 --> 00:40:22,120
MY LOVE,
1029
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:27,125
MY LOVE *
1030
00:40:27,125 --> 00:40:30,896
[AIR HISSES]
1031
00:40:30,896 --> 00:40:33,899
* MY *
1032
00:40:33,899 --> 00:40:38,970
>> [INHALES]
1033
00:40:38,970 --> 00:40:43,475
>> * LOVE *
1034
00:40:46,277 --> 00:40:48,013
>> I'M GONNA EAT SPAGHETTI.
1035
00:40:48,013 --> 00:40:50,048
>> YOU ARE? THAT SOUNDS GOOD TO
1036
00:40:50,048 --> 00:40:53,552
ME. SO, HOW DO YOU SAY "ICE
1037
00:40:53,552 --> 00:40:54,553
CREAM" IN ITALIAN?
1038
00:40:54,553 --> 00:40:55,621
>> GELATO.
1039
00:40:55,621 --> 00:40:57,222
>> GELATO? YOU'RE TOO GOOD.
1040
00:40:57,222 --> 00:40:58,256
HIGH-FIVE.
1041
00:40:58,256 --> 00:41:01,259
>> OK. OK, IS EVERYBODY READY
1042
00:41:01,259 --> 00:41:02,961
AND ZIPPED? ARE THESE THE BOOKS
1043
00:41:02,961 --> 00:41:03,829
YOU WANT TO TAKE WITH YOU
1044
00:41:03,829 --> 00:41:04,696
ON THE PLANE?
1045
00:41:04,696 --> 00:41:05,631
>> YEAH.
1046
00:41:05,631 --> 00:41:07,298
>> ALL RIGHT. HUBBY, ARE WE
1047
00:41:07,298 --> 00:41:08,233
GONNA HAVE TO PAY EXTRA FOR YOUR
1048
00:41:08,233 --> 00:41:09,100
LUGGAGE?
1049
00:41:09,100 --> 00:41:10,001
>> NO, NO, NO. WHILE YOU GUYS
1050
00:41:10,001 --> 00:41:11,703
ARE OUT EATING GELATO, I'M GONNA
1051
00:41:11,703 --> 00:41:13,572
SHOP FOR A WHOLE NEW WARDROBE.
1052
00:41:13,572 --> 00:41:16,608
>> CAN I CALL YOU MOMMY NOW?
1053
00:41:18,176 --> 00:41:21,112
>> YES, YOU CAN.
1054
00:41:21,112 --> 00:41:23,715
YES, YOU CAN.
1055
00:41:23,715 --> 00:41:25,551
MMM.
1056
00:41:25,551 --> 00:41:26,852
OK, BUT WE GOT TO HURRY UP. WE
1057
00:41:26,852 --> 00:41:28,319
GOT ONLY 5 MINUTES TO GO BEFORE
1058
00:41:28,319 --> 00:41:29,020
THEY COME.
1059
00:41:29,020 --> 00:41:29,888
>> OK.
1060
00:41:29,888 --> 00:41:30,722
>> LET'S GO.
1061
00:41:30,722 --> 00:41:35,226
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
1062
00:41:35,226 --> 00:41:36,227
[BEEP]
1063
00:41:36,227 --> 00:41:37,095
>> YEAH?
1064
00:41:37,095 --> 00:41:39,598
>> DR. TROY, THIS IS DR. MOSS.
1065
00:41:39,598 --> 00:41:40,566
>> HELLO, DOC. LISTEN, I KNOW
1066
00:41:40,566 --> 00:41:41,667
YOU'RE DISAPPOINTED THAT I'M NOT
1067
00:41:41,667 --> 00:41:42,701
DOING ANYMORE TREATMENTS, BUT
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00:41:42,701 --> 00:41:44,002
HERE'S THE DEAL, I JUST GOT
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00:41:44,002 --> 00:41:45,036
MARRIED AND I'M ON MY WAY TO MY
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00:41:45,036 --> 00:41:46,572
HONEYMOON IN LESS THAN
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00:41:46,572 --> 00:41:47,205
5 MINUTES.
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00:41:47,205 --> 00:41:49,074
>> ACTUALLY, I'M--I'M CALLING
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00:41:49,074 --> 00:41:51,677
ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE. BECAUSE OF
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00:41:51,677 --> 00:41:52,878
THE NEW HEPA LAWS, WE'VE BEEN
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00:41:52,878 --> 00:41:54,045
USING PATIENT I.D. NUMBERS
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00:41:54,045 --> 00:41:55,647
INSTEAD OF NAMES. WHEN ANOTHER
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00:41:55,647 --> 00:41:57,248
PATIENT, MRS. GLENDENING,
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00:41:57,248 --> 00:41:59,651
SURPRISED US WITH AN UNEXPECTED
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00:41:59,651 --> 00:42:02,654
DOWNTURN THIS WEEK, WE RECHECKED
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00:42:02,654 --> 00:42:03,689
HER BLOOD WORK.
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00:42:03,689 --> 00:42:04,890
>> CUT TO THE CHASE, DOC. WHAT,
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00:42:04,890 --> 00:42:06,625
AM I GONNA KICK THE BUCKET
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00:42:06,625 --> 00:42:07,593
SOONER THAN I THOUGHT?
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00:42:07,593 --> 00:42:10,996
>> OUR LAB TECH INADVERTENTLY
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00:42:10,996 --> 00:42:14,633
SWITCHED YOUR I.D. NUMBERS. YOUR
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00:42:14,633 --> 00:42:16,134
RESULTS WERE LABELED AS HERS AND
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00:42:16,134 --> 00:42:19,605
VICE VERSA. LONG STORY SHORT,
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00:42:19,605 --> 00:42:23,975
MRS. GLENDENING'S BAD NEWS IS
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00:42:23,975 --> 00:42:26,011
YOUR GOOD FORTUNE. YOUR CANCER
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00:42:26,011 --> 00:42:28,113
IS IN REMISSION, DR. TROY.
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00:42:28,113 --> 00:42:31,349
I WISH YOU AND YOUR BRIDE A LONG
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00:42:31,349 --> 00:42:33,118
AND HAPPY LIFE TOGETHER.
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00:42:33,118 --> 00:42:33,985
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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00:42:33,985 --> 00:42:36,021
>> CHRISTIAN, THEY'RE HERE. CAN
1095
00:42:36,021 --> 00:42:39,691
YOU CALL HIM BACK FROM THE CAR?
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