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>> PREVIOUSLY ON NIP/TUCK...

>> WELL, DR. ROWE.

>> CALL ME TEDDY. STOP WORRYING

ABOUT HOW OTHER PEOPLE ARE REACT

TO YOU. AND DO WHAT YOU WANT TO

DO.

>> YOU WANT THE HONEST TRUTH?

YOU'LL NEVER GET HER A

NATIONAL CAMPAIGN, NOT WITH

THOSE THIN VILLAINOUS LIPS.

>> DR. TROY, PLASTIC SURGEON

AND BREAST CANCER PATIENT.

I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO LOOK IN

THE MIRROR AND SEE MY MUTILATED

BODY. BUT DAMN IF I'M GONNA

ACCEPT IT.

>> LIZ THOUGHT YOU WOULD CHANGE

FOR HER. SHE INFORMED ME SHE'S

MOVING BACK TO MIAMI.

>> THANK YOU.

>> IS IT REALLY COMPLETELY PITCH

BLACK? HOW ARE WE GOING TO KNOW

WHAT WE'RE EATING.

>> YOU HAVE TO HAVE A LITTLE

BLIND FAITH, SEAN. THIS WHOLE

EXPERIENCE IS ABOUT OPENING UP

YOUR OTHER SENSES AND LETTING

GO.

>> GOOD EVENING. YOUR NAME,

PLEASE?

>> McNAMARA.

>> 8:15. PLEASE, PUT YOUR HAND

ON THE SHOULDER OF THE PERSON IN

FRONT OF YOU AND FOLLOW ME.

>> OOH.

JESUS, I CAN'T SEE A THING.

>> THAT'S THE IDEA, JACKASS.

WE DIDN'T COME TO PASADENA TO

EAT AT EL POLLO LOCO.

>> DON'T WORRY, MR. McNAMARA.

I'VE DONE THIS A FEW TIMES. JUST

KEEP YOUR HAND ON MY SHOULDER.

YOUR WAITER WILL BE ALONG

SHORTLY TO PRESENT THE AMUSE

BOUCHE AND TELL YOU ABOUT THE

MENU. ENJOY YOUR EVENING.

>> IS HE GONE?

>> GIVE ME YOUR HAND.

>> HMM.

>> THE AMUSE BOUCHE,

MR. McNAMARA.

>> HEH HEH. SOMEBODY'S NOT

WEARING ANY PANTIES.

[CELL PHONE RINGS]

>> DON'T ANSWER THAT.

>> IT'S JULIA. ONE OF THE KIDS

MIGHT BE SICK. HEY. YEAH,

WHAT'S GOING ON?

OF COURSE. MY ACCOUNTANT SENT IT

DIRECTLY TO THE SCHOOL.

>> HANG UP THE PHONE, SEAN. YOU

CAN DEAL WITH THIS TOMORROW.

>> JUST TELL 'EM IF IT DOESN'T

POST UNTIL MONDAY, I'LL CALL

STAN.

NO, I SENT ANNIE'S SWEATER

LAST WEEK. YEAH. BLUE CARDIGAN.

>> SEAN...

>> IT WAS THE ONLY ONE IN HER

TOP DRAWER. FINE. I'LL CHECK

AGAIN. OK? CALL YOU TOMORROW.

[SIGH] SORRY. PHONE'S OFF.

NO MORE INTERRUPTIONS.

TEDDY? TEDDY?

COME ON. IT COULD HAVE BEEN AN

EMERGENCY.

>> BUT IT WASN'T, WAS IT?

>> OK. I APOLOGIZE. BUT IT'S

OVER NOW. LET'S GO BACK INSIDE.

>> NO, SEAN. UNTIL YOU STOP

TAKING RESPONSIBILITY FOR EVERY

LITTLE MOMENT OF EVERYONE ELSE'S

LIVES, I'M NOT INTERESTED.

>> I CAN'T JUST IGNORE MY

RESPONSIBILITIES.

>> A ROLLING STONE GATHERS NO

MOSS. AND BABY, YOU GOT A LOT

OF MOSS.

[ENGINE STARTS]

>> * AHH *

* MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL *

* MAKE ME,

THE PERFECT SOUL

A PERFECT MIND,

A PERFECT FACE,

A PERFECT

LIE *

>> SORRY, I'M LATE. JESUS, SEAN,

YOU COULD HAVE SCHEDULED MR.

TREE MAN IN A COUPLE HOURS AFTER

I FINISHED DIGESTING MY SUSHI.

>> HE SPEAKS PERFECT ENGLISH,

CHRISTIAN.

>> I'M USED TO SUCH REACTIONS,

DOCTOR. ONE DAY, DOCTORS AT

U.C.L.A. FLEW ME FROM BALI TO

LOS ANGELES TO STUDY MY UNIQUE

CONDITION. I CAUSED A STUDENT

NURSE TO FAINT AND SWITCH HER

CAREER. I'VE BEEN LOOKING LIKE

THIS SINCE ON MY 18th BIRTHDAY.

THAT'S WHEN I FIRST SCRAPED MY

FOOT. I WAS SWIMMING WITH A GIRL

I HAD A CRUSH ON.

>> THE FIRST WART APPEARED

SHORTLY AFTERWARDS AND BEGAN TO

SPREAD UNCONTROLLABLY. DOCTORS

AT U.C.L.A. GAVE HIM MASSIVE

DOSES OF VITAMIN A TO RETARD THE

SPREAD OF THE VIRUS.

>> I'M GUESSING THAT DIDN'T

WORK.

>> MR. SABRI'S CONDITION WAS

COMPLICATED BY A RARE IMMUNE

SYSTEM DEFICIENCY WHICH

ENABLED THE VIRUS TO CAUSE A

MASSIVE PROLIFERATION OF HIS

CELLS, FORMING THESE CUTANEOUS

HORNS.

>> WELL, IT'S JUST A GUESS BUT

U.C.L.A. IS NOT PAYING FOR OUR

BUDDY BUDI'S LITTLE MANI-PEDI.

>> MR. SABRI, MY PARTNER AND I

DON'T WANT TO MISLEAD YOU.

IT COULD TAKE HALF A DOZEN

PROCEDURES. AND EVEN THEN WE

CAN'T BE CERTAIN HOW SUCCESSFUL

WE'LL BE OR WHAT SPECIFICALLY WE

CAN ACCOMPLISH.

>> YOU'RE SAYING THAT I SHOULD

FORGET MY DREAM AS A FASHION

MODEL.

WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, THE PEOPLE

IN MY VILLAGE WOULD GATHER THEIR

CHILDREN INSIDE WHEN THEY SAW

ME COMING. I WAS QUITE BITTER

ABOUT IT.

NOW, IF I COULD JUST WALK ON MY

OWN, LIE DOWN WITHOUT PAIN.

TO THINK THAT I COULD JUST FIND

JOY IN MY LIFE.

OR MAYBE ONE DAY

FEEL HUMAN AGAIN.

[HUMAN LEAGUE PLAYS]

* COME ON BABY, DRY YOUR EYES,

WIPE YOUR TEARS...*

>> SO HOW DID YOU GET HOME LAST

NIGHT? CALL YOUR MOM?

>> I HITCHED A RIDE WITH OUR

MAITRE D, ACTUALLY.

>> DON'T YOU WANT TO GET A SHOT

WITH MR. SABRI FOR YOUR PHOTO

ALBUM, TEDDY?

>> THERE IS A BIG DIFFERENCE

BETWEEN MR. SKERRITT AND THIS

POOR MAN. HE'S A VICTIM. ALL

HE'S KNOWN FOR YEARS IS PAIN AND

ISOLATION.

>> WHATEVER. THEY'LL BE PLENTY

OF PHOTO OPS TOMORROW AT THE

PRESS CONFERENCE THAT I CALLED.

MR. SAPPY HERE SHOULD BE WELL

ENOUGH TO SMILE AT THE CAMERA

AND SAY CHEESE.

I KNOW. I KNOW. I FEEL JUST AS

BAD FOR THIS GUY AS YOU GUYS DO.

ALL RIGHT? BUT I MEAN, COME ON,

LET'S THINK ABOUT IT HERE. HE'S

GONNA CLOCK UP AT LEAST 60

BILLABLE HOURS. HOW ARE WE GONNA

GET THAT BACK? HUH?

>> IF YOU WANT ATTENTION,

CO-AUTHOR THE PAPER I'M GONNA

WRITE FOR THE NEW ENGLAND

JOURNAL OF MEDICINE.

YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT BEING SICK

YOURSELF MIGHT OPEN YOUR EYES A

LITTLE TO WHAT PEOPLE LIKE

MR. SABRI GO THROUGH.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT, DO ME A FAVOR,

SEAN. DON'T LECTURE ME ON HOW I

SHOULD DEAL WITH MY CANCER. OK?

I DEALT WITH IT MY OWN WAY. AS

FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, I THINK I

DID A PRETTY GOOD JOB. AND I'M A

MUCH BETTER PERSON BECAUSE OF

IT. ANYWAY, I HAVE MY 12-WEEK

CHECK UP TOMORROW WITH DR. MOSS.

SO I'M LOOKING TO PUT

THIS WHOLE THING BEHIND ME.

OH, JESUS.

CAN YOU FINISH UP FOR ME?

>> YEAH.

>> THANKS.

>> COME ON.

GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE.

>> I'M NOT BIG ON SECOND

CHANCES. IF I WANTED TO BE WITH

A PUSSY, I'D BE A LESBIAN.

>> WELL, I CAN LOOSEN UP. I CAN

BE WILD. I HAD SEX WITH A DOLL

ONCE.

>> [CHUCKLES]

I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT OVER

LUNCH.

>> FINE.

PICK ME UP. MY PLACE. 1:00

SHARP.

>> OK.

>> SO YOU SWEAR SHE'S HAD NO

FEVER, NO RASHES, NO SWELLING OF

ANY KIND?

>> OH, MY GOD, CHRISTIAN, SHE'S

FINE. SHE'S NEVER BEEN BETTER.

EXCEPT YOU CAN SEE THE

COLLAGEN'S BEEN ABSORBED.

AND WE'RE BACK TO OUR THIN,

VILLAINOUS LIP PROBLEM. YOU'RE

GONNA HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN.

>> WHEN PIGS FLY SWEETIE PIE.

I'M STILL HAVING NIGHTMARES

ABOUT WHAT I DID.

>> YEAH, BUT YOU SEE, THE STEVES

CALLED. AND SHE'S SHORT LISTED

FOR THIS NEW VINTAGE INSPIRED

BABY CLOTHING LINE FOR TARGET.

>> READ MY THIN, VILLAINOUS

LIPS, MAMA ROSE. IT AIN'T NEVER

GONNA HAPPEN.

>> OK. WE'LL JUST GO DOWN THE

BLOCK TO DR. POTSANDER'S OFFICE.

HE'LL DO IT. AND I THINK WE'RE

GONNA GO TO HERMES TO GET A NEW

LITTLE BABY TREAT. SO WE'LL TALK

TO YOU LATER.

>> YOU'RE NOT TAKING HER

ANYWHERE.

>> LET GO OF ME!

>> ...HEAR ME!

>> HEY, EASY YOU TWO. NO

FIGHTING IN FRONT OF THE BABY.

HOW'S MY GIRL? LET ME SEE THOSE

LIPS.

>> I WAS JUST TELLING CHRISTIAN

THAT THE COLLAGEN HE GAVE HER

HAS BEEN ABSORBED. SO IF HE

WANTS HER CAREER TO STAY ON THE

FAST TRACK, SHE NEEDS MORE OF

IT.

>> FIRST OF ALL, MOTHER OF THE

YEAR, I HAPPEN TO KNOW YOU DID

IT.

>> SEAN, YOU'RE SUCH AN EASY LAY

IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY. HE DID

IT. I TOLD HIM I'D TAKE THE

BLAME TO SAVE HIS PRETTY FACE.

POOR GRANDPA IS JUST TOO

EMBARRASSED TO ADMIT THAT HE

WANTS HIS GRANDDAUGHTER TO BE A

BIG STAR BECAUSE HE'LL NEVER BE

ONE.

>> IF I FIND OUT YOU'VE INJECTED

ANYTHING INTO JENNA AGAIN, I'LL

HAVE YOU ARRESTED FOR CHILD

ENDANGERMENT.

>> DAMN STRAIGHT.

>> AM I CLEAR?

>> I WALKED IN. THAT CRAZY BITCH

IS INJECTING JENNA HERSELF.

I ONLY STEPPED IN SO THERE

WOULDN'T BE ANY COMPLICATIONS.

LOOK, I LOVE HER. I'M TRYING TO

DO THE BEST I CAN.

>> OH, BULLSHIT! YOU DID THIS

FOR YOU! 'CAUSE YOU WANTED YOUR

GRANDDAUGHTER TO GET A MODELING

CONTRACT. STOP RATIONALIZING.

AND THINK ABOUT THE REALITY OF

WHAT YOU'VE DONE. I THOUGHT YOU

OF ALL PEOPLE--SOMEONE WHO WAS

THE VICTIM OF ABUSE--WOULD HAVE

KNOWN BETTER! HOW MUCH FURTHER

CAN YOU FALL, CHRISTIAN?

>> [DOORBELL]

>> [BUZZER]

>> HEH. WOW, LOOK AT YOU.

>> HOW DO YOU LIKE MY HOUSE?

>> I LOVE IT. IT'S AMAZING.

>> HERE'S TO A GREAT DAY.

COME ON. I WANT TO SHOW YOU THE

BEDROOM FIRST.

>> THIS PLACE IS HUGE.

>> FAMILY MONEY.

>> WHO'S THIS?

>> MY BROTHER, HIS SISTER, AND

THEIR DAUGHTER, WREN.

I'M ADOPTED.

>> WELL, I GUESS WE CAN JUST

ORDER IN.

>> OR EAT OUT.

>> STRANGE. I DIDN'T THINK I

LEFT THE AIR CONDITIONING ON.

THE HOUSE IS LISTED AT 4.5. BUT

I THINK I CAN CAN GET THEM DOWN

TO 3. IT'S BEEN ON THE MARKET

FOR ALMOST A MONTH ALREADY.

>> DID YOU HEAR THAT?

>> NO.

>> ALL THE FIXTURES ARE

ORIGINAL, PAINSTAKINGLY RESTORED

BY THE OWNERS. CARRARA MARBLE,

BRAZILIAN ROSEWOOD THROUGHOUT.

>> SOMEONE'S BREAKING INTO YOUR

HOUSE.

>> I HAVE A SECRET TO TELL YOU.

>> WHEN WAS THE RESTORATION

DONE?

>> UM, 2005, I THINK.

>> I DON'T REALLY HAVE A KOREAN

BROTHER. AND THIS ISN'T REALLY

MY HOUSE.

>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT

YOUR HOUSE?

>> I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO

BREAK INTO AN OPEN HOUSE AND

HAVE SEX. AREN'T YOU HAVING FUN?

>> YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THE VIEW

FROM THE BEDROOM. YOU CAN SEE

ALL OF LOS ANGELES.

>> YOU CAN DO ONE OF 2 THINGS.

YOU CAN EITHER LOSE YOUR SHIT

AND MAKE A BIG SCENE OR YOU CAN

KEEP HAVING FUN. IT'S UP TO YOU.

BUT YOU BETTER ACT FAST.

>> OOH! OH, MY GOD!

>> WHO ARE YOU?

>> HI. ARE THESE SHEETS INCLUDED

IN THE ASKING PRICE?

>> NO. THEY ARE NOT. AND

THEY'RE 800 THREAT COUNT

EGYPTIAN, SO THE KIMS BETTER NOT

FIND ANY JIZZUM STAINS WHEN THEY

RETURN FROM BIG SUR.

>> ARE YOU TWO INTERESTED IN

BUYING THE HOUSE?

>> TO BE HONEST, IT'S A LITTLE

ABOVE OUR PRICE RANGE.

>> WELL, WE LOVE IT. WE--

WE'LL TAKE IT.

>> WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, WRITE

US A CHECK FROM JAIL?

>> WOULD YOU TAKE 20% DOWN.

WE'RE BOTH DOCTORS. I'M SURE WE

CAN ARRANGE IT.

>> DOCTORS?

>> MM-HMM.

>> YOU KNOW, THERE'S A NICE

HOUSE IN HANCOCK PARK I KNOW

YOU'LL LOVE. THIS ONE JUST WENT

OFF THE MARKET.

>> MM-MM-MM. COME ON.

>> [CHUCKLING]

>> DR. TROY, THIS IS JUST A

CONSULTATION.

>> NEVER HURTS TO ADVERTISE.

WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT? COURTESY

OF McNAMARA-TROY.

>> EXTRAORDINARY.

I'LL BE SURE TO RECOMMEND YOUR

PRACTICE.

>> GOOD. GOOD. GOOD. GOOD.

I'M JUST GLAD TO HAVE THE WHOLE

GODDAMN ORDEAL OVER WITH.

I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING I KNOW

AND THAT IS CHEMO AIN'T FOR

PUSSIES.

>> I'D ACTUALLY LIKE TO TRY YOU

ON A FEW COURSES OF AROMASIN.

IT'S KNOWN TO BE EFFECTIVE IN

SOME OF THE MORE RESISTANT

CANCERS.

THE TUMOR HAS SPREAD TO THE

SUPRACLAVICULAR LYMPH NODES. THE

SIDE EFFECTS ARE LESS DRAMATIC

WITH AROMASIN. HOT FLASHES.

JOINT PAIN. HEADACHE. FATIGUE.

>> AND THE RESULTS?

>> UNCERTAIN.

OUR RECENT TRIALS INDICATE THAT

IT SLOWS THE PROGRESSION. IT CAN

ALSO REDUCE THE BONE MINERAL

DENSITY. SO THERE IS GREATER

LIKELIHOOD OF FRACTURES.

>> IN OTHER WORDS, I'LL BECOME

SO WEAK THAT MY BONES WILL

BREAK.

>> POSSIBLY...

IN THE FINAL STAGES OF THE

DISEASE.

>> SO, UM...

GIVE ME A BALLPARK.

>> 6 MONTHS.

>> HMM.

>> WITH AROMASIN WE MIGHT BE

ABLE TO GIVE YOU A FEW MORE.

>> HEH.

YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK I'LL--

I APPRECIATE EVERYTHING YOU'VE

DONE FOR ME. BUT I THINK I'LL

PASS ON ANOTHER ROUND.

I'M OVER MY LIMIT.

>> YOU HAVE KIDS?

>> YEAH. YEAH, I DO.

>> GOOD.

YOU WON'T HAVE TO GO THROUGH

THIS ALONE.

>> WE GET TO DO IT IN A TEE PEE?

>> HEY, SEAN, CAN I TALK TO YOU

FOR A SECOND?

>> YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T WANT

TO GET INTO IT. YOU'RE A MORAL

VACUUM. NOTHING I SAY, NOTHING I

DO, NOTHING I WISH FOR IS

GONNA CHANGE THAT.

>> SO WHERE ARE YOU GUYS OFF TO

ANYWAY?

>> THE DESERT. DON'T WAIT UP.

[PILLS RATTLE]

[RATTLE]

[METAL RATTLING]

[GRUNTING]

>> DID YOU SEE ME?

>> I DID. I SAW YOU.

BUT YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING THAT.

YOUR MUSCLES ARE TOO ATROPHIED.

>> HARDLY, DR. TROY. I'VE BEEN

EXERCISING THEM EVERYDAY IN

PREPARATION FOR THE DAY WHEN I

CAN WALK TO THE TV AND PICK UP

THE REMOTE CONTROL.

AH-HA.

THE BEST PART IS...

[TV TURNS ON]

>> LET ME TAKE A LOOK.

GIVE ME YOUR HAND.

LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.

WITH EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN

THROUGH. ALL THE PAIN AND THE

SUFFERING AND JUST EVERYTHING.

YOU EVER CONSIDERED GIVING UP?

>> I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO GIVE

UP.

>> NO, I MEAN, SUICIDE.

TAKING YOUR OWN LIFE.

>> NO.

NOT POSSIBLE.

SINCE I BELIEVE AS A HINDU THAT

EVEN I IN THIS INHUMAN BODY AM A

TRUE EXPRESSION OF GOD.

YOU UNDERSTAND?

>> I UNDERSTAND.

I'M A FIRM BELIEVER THAT...

I'M VERY MUCH ON MY OWN IN THIS

LIFE.

>> DO YOU PRAY, DR. TROY?

>> WELL...

NOT ANYMORE.

>> YOU SHOULD.

IT WORKS.

YOU SEE, MY PRAYERS BROUGHT ME

TO YOU. AND IN TURN IT BRINGS ME

CLOSER TO MY REAL DREAM IN MY

LIFE.

>> AND WHAT'S THAT?

>> TO FIND A WOMAN. SHE DOESN'T

HAVE TO BE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN,

JUST A WOMAN WHO WOULD CONSIDER

HOLDING ME, PERHAPS ENJOY MY

JOKES. ANOTHER SOUL THAT WOULD

ACCEPT ME WARTS AND ALL.

>> I AM A SHAMAN. WELCOME.

>> WE FASTED LIKE YOU ASKED.

>> GOOD.

>> HAVE YOU EVER EXPERIENCED

AYAHUASCA BEFORE?

>> I DROPPED ACID A FEW TIMES IN

COLLEGE.

>> AYAHUASCA IS MUCH STRONGER.

YOU'RE BOTH ABOUT TO GO MUCH

DEEPER THAN YOU EVER HAVE

BEFORE.

>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN DEEPER?

>> IT IS POSSIBLE UNDER THE

POWER OF THE TEA TO CLEANSE

YOURSELF OF ALL ANXIETIES AND

DEPRESSIONS. YOU CAN EVEN FIND A

GREATER SPIRITUALITY. BUT THERE

IS A PRICE. THE INCAS CALL IT

THE VINE OF THE DEAD FOR A

REASON.

THE NAUSEA WILL BE EXTREME. YOU

WILL WANT TO DIE. BUT YOU MUST

HAVE STRONG COURAGE AND

DISCIPLINE.

AND IF YOU ARE LUCKY, YOU MAY

EXPERIENCE WHAT IS CALLED

THE MURDERING OF THE EGO.

>> ACTUALLY, I THINK I'D LIKE TO

TRY THAT.

>> YEAH.

>> [CHANTING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE]

[LAUGHING]

[THUNDER CLAP]

>> YOU ARE PETRIFIED

DR. McNAMARA. UNTOUCHABLE

LIKE ME. NOT HUMAN.

>> I CAN'T MOVE!

>> THAT IS YOUR CURSE.

[THUNDER CLAP]

>> THIS IS FANTASTIC.

>> ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? ARE YOU

HAPPY NOW?

[THUNDER CLAP]

>> ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

[MEDICAL BEEPS]

>> 66. NO HISTORY OF HEART

DISEASE. NO DIABETES,

HYPERTENSION. LAST WEEK HIS WIFE

FELL OFF A LADDER IN HER GARDEN

AND DIED. 2 DAYS LATER HE HAS A

MASSIVE INFARCTION.

>> A BROKEN HEART. ROMANTIC.

>> SO, HOW'S MIAMI TREATING YOU?

>> IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK.

I HAVEN'T FOUND A PLACE YET. I'M

THINKING I WANT TO GET A CONDO

BY THE BEACH. I SLEEP A LOT

BETTER WHEN I HEAR THE SOUND OF

THE OCEAN.

>> YOU KNOW, I HOPE IT'S NOT OUT

OF LINE, LIZ, I HAVE THIS REALLY

TERRIFIC FRIEND, JUST MOVED IN

FROM OUT OF TOWN. ANY INTEREST

IN BEING SET UP?

>> MAN OR WOMAN?

>> UH, SORRY, I JUST ASSUMED--

AREN'T YOU GAY?

>> SHE IS WITH EVERYBODY ELSE

EXCEPT FOR ME.

>> I AM SORRY. YOU CANNOT BE IN

HERE.

>> I'M A DOCTOR, SWEETHEART.

I KNOW THE STERILE ZONE.

>> OK, I AM SO SORRY. I AM SO

SORRY. THIS IS DR. CHRISTIAN

TROY. HE'S MY OLD BOSS. AND WHAT

ARE YOU DOING HERE?

>> UH, YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN ON A

PLANE OR IN AN AIRPORT FOR 8

HOURS. I NEED TO TALK TO YOU

FACE TO FACE.

>> I'M NOT COMING BACK,

CHRISTIAN.

>> I'M A BAD PERSON, LIZZIE.

I KNOW THAT.

>> THAT IS NOT WHAT I AM SAYING.

>> NO, IT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.

LOOK, I KNOW I DON'T HAVE MUCH

OF A CONSCIENCE. I DON'T KNOW

WHAT HAPPENED. EITHER I WAS BORN

WITHOUT IT OR IT JUST KINDA

ROTTED AWAY LIKE SOME GANGRENOUS

APPENDAGE OR SOMETHING.

AND I KNOW I GET DOWN ON YOU

ABOUT ALL YOUR SPEECHES AND

STUFF. I JUST--I...

I WANT YOU TO BE THE VOICE IN MY

HEAD THAT TELLS ME RIGHT FROM

WRONG. I--

I WISH YOU'D COME HOME WITH ME,

LIZZIE. UM...

I NEED YOU.

>> [CRYING] WE HAVE BEEN DOWN

THIS ROAD BEFORE, CHRISTIAN.

WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME?

>> I WANT YOU TO MARRY ME.

>> LOSE THE ROCK. IT'S GETTING

IN THE WAY OF THE LARYNGOSCOPE.

>> COME ON. WISH ME LUCK. IT'S A

WHOLE NEW JOURNEY FOR ME NOW.

>> GOOD LUCK.

LIKE THROWING CONFETTI AT

THE HINDENBURG.

>> I'M NOT GONNA HURT HER, SEAN.

>> RIGHT. SHE FINALLY PULLS

HERSELF TOGETHER IN MIAMI. AND

YOU LURE HER BACK TO WHAT?

RE-BREAK HER HEART? NICE.

WHAT ABOUT TEDDY? WHAT ARE WE

SUPPOSED TO DO WITH HER? JUST

TOSS HER OUT?

>> WELL, IF HER DEDICATION TO

HER JOB IS ANY INDICATION, YEAH.

I MEAN, WHERE THE HELL IS SHE?

>> TEDDY'S SICK. WE ATE

SOMETHING BAD. IT WAS PROBABLY

THE OYSTERS. I WAS UP ALL NIGHT

MYSELF.

>> YOU LOOK A LITTLE GREEN

AROUND THE GILLS THERE BUDDY

BOY.

CAN'T YOU JUST BE HAPPY FOR ME?

LIZ IS THE ONLY WOMAN I'VE EVER

BEEN WITH WHO FORCES ME TO STOP

BEING A DICK. SHE DOESN'T DO IT

BY JUDGING ME.

SHE DOES IT BY LOVING ME.

I DON'T WANT TO GO TO MY GRAVE

KNOWING THAT EVERYBODY THINKS

I'M SOME KIND OF SOULLESS,

INHUMANE ASSHOLE.

>> LOOK, I'M NOT SOME KIND OF

MORAL PARAGON, OK. AND YOU'RE

NOT ABOUT TO DIE. YOU'RE GETTING

MARRIED.

DON'T CONFUSE THE 2 LIKE THE

REST OF US.

>> LINDA IS GOING TO BE THE MAID

OF HONOR.

>> I GUESS THAT MEANS WE'LL BE

GETTING MARRIED ON A GOLF

COURSE?

>> CONGRATULATIONS, LIZ.

I'M VERY HAPPY FOR YOU.

>> I CAN TELL.

[TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS]

[WIND WHISTLING]

[LAUGHING]

15 BLADE.

[LAUGHING]

>> UH, SEAN...

>> EXCUSE ME. I'M NOT FEELING

VERY WELL.

>> CHRISTIAN, LISTEN TO ME,

WE HAVE TO TALK.

>> SWEETHEART, I'LL DO ANYTHING

YOU ASK. JUST DON'T MAKE ME GET

MARRIED IN A CHURCH.

>> I THINK THAT TEDDY IS

STEALING DRUGS FROM THE OFFICE.

A TON OF INVENTORY IS MISSING

AND I MEAN A TON. AND I DON'T

KNOW WHO ELSE COULD HAVE DONE

IT.

>> TEDDY IS NOT A DRUGGY, TRUST

ME. OK. I CAN SMELL A DRUGGY A

MILE AWAY. JUST TAKE A LOOK AT

THESE PICTURES FROM BALI, OK.

THIS RESORT IS FANTASTIC FOR A

HONEYMOON. COME ON, TAKE A LOOK.

>> CHRISTIAN, WE ARE LEGALLY

OBLIGATED TO REPORT THIS TO THE

AUTHORITIES. NOW, I DON'T KNOW

TEDDY AT ALL. BUT WE HAVE TO

BRING SEAN INTO THIS. THIS IS

SERIOUS--

>> CAN YOU GIVE IT A REST,

LIZZIE, PLEASE. I STOLE THE

DRUGS.

>> WHAT?!

>> I STOLE THEM.

>> AND MAY I ASK YOU WHY?

>> I WAS CONTEMPLATING SUICIDE.

THEN I CHANGED MY MIND. AND

ASKED YOU TO MARRY ME INSTEAD.

>> YOU ARE NOT A SUICIDAL

PERSON.

>> WELL...

>> YOUR CANCER CAME BACK.

>> MM-HMM.

>> HOW BAD?

>> UM, 6 MONTHS TO A YEAR.

>> IS THAT WHY YOU PROPOSED TO

ME?

>> I THOUGHT ABOUT TAKING CHARGE

OF MY DEATH BY USING THOSE

PILLS. BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT

I WANTED TO TAKE CHARGE OF MY

LIFE. AND I WANT TO SPEND THE

REST OF MY LIFE WITH YOU--

YOU AND WILBUR.

>> WHEN WERE YOU GOING TO TELL

ME WHAT MY FIRST YEAR OF

MARRIAGE WAS GOING TO BE LIKE?

OH, WELL MAYBE YOU WEREN'T.

MAYBE YOU WERE JUST GOING TO ACT

LIKE YOU WERE DEVASTATED AND

SURPRISED WHEN YOU STARTED TO GO

TO SHIT.

>> I GUESS I JUST WANTED TO

ENJOY THE SWEETNESS OF GETTING

MARRIED. YOU KNOW, AT LEAST FOR

A LITTLE WHILE.

>> YOU WANTED TO MARRY ME SO

THAT I WOULD HELP YOU DIE. YOU

KNOW WHAT, YOU CAN JUST GO TO

HELL!

>> YEAH, I GOT YOUR MESSAGE.

I'M AT THE OFFICE RIGHT NOW.

WHERE ARE YOU?

WHAT'S THIS?

I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU FOR 3 DAYS.

WHERE YOU BEEN?

>> I HEARD YOUR OLD

ANESTHESIOLOGIST CAME BACK.

I FIGURED YOU DIDN'T NEED

ME HERE ANYMORE.

YOU EVER DONE IT ON A

SURGICAL TABLE?

>> I DON'T THINK THIS IS THE

TIME, TEDDY.

>> YOU KNOW MY MOTTO, SEAN.

NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT.

YOU EVER SCREWED ON NITROUS?

>> IT'S DANGEROUS.

>> NOT WHEN DONE ON MODERATION.

AND YOU WILL HAVE THE MOST

INTENSE ORGASM YOU HAVE EVER

EXPERIENCED. YOU CAN TRUST ME.

I'M AN ANESTHESIOLOGIST.

>> YOU WANT THIS PLACE TO GO UP

IN FLAMES?

>> AND THERE HE IS.

OUR SEAN. SO CAREFUL AND

METHODICAL. AND SAFE.

>> AND BORING?

LOOK, I SPENT MY MORNING HAVING

A FLASHBACK THAT INTERFERED WITH

A SURGERY. I SPENT MY AFTERNOON

ON THE PHONE WITH A VERY PISSED

OFF REALTOR WHO ONLY CALMED DOWN

AFTER I MADE A VERY LARGE

CONTRIBUTION TO HIS FAVORITE

CHARITY. TEDDY, YOU'RE GOING

TOO FAR.

>> YOU ARE SUCH A BUZZ KILL.

>> NO. I'M A SURGEON. IT'S IN MY

D.N.A. TO BE CAREFUL AND

METHODICAL AND SAFE. THE VERY

NATURE THAT YOU DETEST IS WHAT

KEEPS PEOPLE ALIVE ON MY TABLE.

I TRIED. BUT I CAN'T CHANGE WHO

I AM. FRANKLY, I DON'T WANT TO

HAVE TO APOLOGIZE FOR IT

ANYMORE.

>> I AM SO SORRY.

>> FOR WHAT?

>> 'CAUSE THIS ISN'T GONNA WORK

OUT.

>> AIN'T GONNA FIND IT OUT

THERE BUDDY BOY.

>> FIND WHAT?

>> SOMETHING TO SAY.

COME ON. SIT DOWN.

>> MY BEST FRIEND JUST TOLD ME

THAT HE'S--

>> DYING.

YOU GOT TO SAY IT. I ACTUALLY

HAVE TO SAY THE WORD. IT'S VERY

IMPORTANT. IT JUST GETS A LOT

WORSE IF YOU DON'T. TRUST ME.

LOOK, I'M THE ONE WHO'S GOT A

$150,000 WEDDING RING. JESUS.

>> YOU'LL GET YOUR MONEY BACK.

>> OH, I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE

MONEY.

IT'S LIZZIE. YOU'RE RIGHT WHAT

YOU SAID. I DRAGGED HER ALL THE

WAY HERE FROM MIAMI AND BROKE

HER HEART AGAIN.

>> SHE'LL UNDERSTAND...GIVEN...

I DIDN'T MEAN ALL THOSE THINGS I

SAID. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT YOU

WERE GOING THROUGH. DO YOU

REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD BE

SMOKING A CIGAR GIVEN WHAT YOUR

BODY IS TRYING TO FIGHT RIGHT

NOW?

>> THIS IS NOT A CIGAR MY

FRIEND. THIS IS PRE-EMBARGO,

HAND ROLLED, CUBAN TOBACCO.

THIS IS AN ARTIFACT.

IT'S BEEN SITTING IN A HUMIDOR

IN MIAMI FOR OVER 40 YEARS. I

BOUGHT 2 OF THEM FOR A SPECIAL

OCCASION, LIKE MY WEDDING. BUT

UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES, I THINK

NOW'S AS GOOD A TIME AS ANY,

DON'T YOU?

>> LOOK, THERE ARE PLENTY OF

EXPERIMENTAL TREATMENTS AND

CLINICAL TRIALS WE CAN GET YOU

SIGNED UP FOR. THERE'S THE

ANGIOSTATIC APPROACH. THEY USE

ANAEROBIC BACTERIA TO ATTACK THE

TUMOR. CANCER TREATMENT'S NOT

WHAT IT WAS WHEN WE WERE IN

SCHOOL.

>> HAVE A DRINK BUDDY BOY. YOU

NEED ONE.

>> WERE YOU LISTENING TO ME?!

>> MM-HMM.

>> YOU CAN BEAT THIS THING. YOU

CAN GET MARRIED AGAIN SOMEDAY.

YOU DON'T KNOW.

>> YOU DON'T THINK I'VE THOUGHT

ABOUT ALL THAT SHIT, SEAN?!

I MEAN, SERIOUSLY. I DON'T WANT

TO SPEND THE LAST FEW MONTHS OF

MY LIFE IN HOSPITALS. I JUST

WANT--I WANT TO CELEBRATE

EVERY DAY. I WANT TO GET ALL MY

SHIT TOGETHER AND I WANT TO--

I WANT TO ENJOY MYSELF.

AHH.

WILL YOU SIT WITH ME?

>> [SIGH]

YOU GOT TO TRY ONE OF THESE.

THEY'RE INCREDIBLE.

>> YOU DIDN'T NEED TO GET

MARRIED TO MAKE SURE YOU

WOULDN'T BE ALONE.

[OCEAN WAVES]

>> WHY'D YOU WANT TO BRING ME

BACK HERE, SEAN?

>> SO WE CAN FINISH WHAT WE

STARTED. SO EVEN THOUGH IT'S

DARK, YOU CAN SEE I'M WILLING TO

MEET YOU HALF WAY.

>> YOU AREN'T WEARING

UNDERPANTS.

YOU DIRTY BOY.

>> [CHUCKLING]

>> GOOD EVENING. MY NAME IS

JACQUELINE. I'LL BE YOUR

WAITRESS. THE AMUSE BOUCHE THIS

EVENING IS--

>> YOU KNOW WHAT, JACQUELINE,

WE'RE GOING TO PASS ON THE AMUSE

BOUCHE. AND ACTUALLY WE WANT TO

BE LEFT ALONE FOR A WHILE AND

GET USED TO THE DARKNESS.

THERE'S 200 BUCKS IN IT FOR YOU

IF WE DON'T HEAR YOU FOR 30

MINUTES.

>> AS YOU WISH, MR. McNAMARA.

>> GET USED TO THE DARKNESS?

I LIKE THAT.

>> AND YOU'LL LIKE THIS, TOO.

[BOTH CHUCKLING]

>> I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU TAKING

TAKING IT EASY MR. SABRI. NO

MORE LONG DISTANCE TREKS ACROSS

THE ROOM.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

GOOD.

LITTLE THICKENING OF THE SKIN.

BUT SO GOOD SO FAR.

YOU KNOW, ONCE WE'RE

FINISHED WITH THESE SKIN GRAFTS,

WE'LL HAVE TO TALK ABOUT

DANCING LESSONS. YOU

DO A LOT OF DANCING WHERE YOU'RE

FROM?

>> WHEN I WOKE UP THIS MORNING,

I NOTICED THEM. THEY MULTIPLIED

AS THE DAY WENT ON.

I HAD SUCH HOPE.

>> ME, TOO.

>> HAVE YOU SEEN MY NON-FAT

BLUEBERRY?

>> I'M EATING IT.

>> WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO START

LABELING THINGS.

>> DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE

STAYING?

>> I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE A LONG

DISTANCE MARRIAGE.

>> SO WHY THE CHANGE OF HEART?

>> WELL, I FIGURE I'M GONNA HAVE

TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR SORRY ASS

ANYWAYS. SO I MIGHT AS WELL GET

A BIG HONKING DIAMOND RING OUT

OF IT, RIGHT? I MEAN, THERE'S

NOT ONE LESBIAN I KNOW WHO COULD

AFFORD ONE THAT BIG.

>> YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS.

>> I KNOW.

BUT YOU KNOW LIKE THEY SAY,

FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE.

I KNOW YOU BETTER THAN YOU KNOW

YOURSELF, CHRISTIAN.

AND I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU DIE

ALONE.

>> LOOK AT IT THIS WAY. I'LL BE

DEAD BEFORE WE CAN GET DIVORCED.

>> WE HAVE A MEETING WITH A

WEDDING PLANNER TOMORROW AT

9:00. DON'T YOU BE LATE.

>> NICE ASS.

>> AND IT'S ALL YOURS.