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>> PREVIOUSLY ON NIP/TUCK...
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>> SEAN McNAMARA, YOU ARE THE
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NEW STAR OF HEARTS 'N SCALPELS!
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SEAN McNAMARA IS SEXY AND
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VULNERABLE, SO YOU'RE GONNA BE
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SEEING A LOT MORE SCENES LIKE
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THIS ON HEARTS 'N SCALPELS.
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>> I MADE SOME FRUITCAKE.
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IT'S SORT OF A PEACE OFFERING.
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>> [GAGGING]
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>> SO TELL ME, WHAT EXACTLY DOES
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A FLUFFER OF YOUR CALIBER DO?
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>> I GOT N.G.U. THAT MEANS
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I GAVE IT TO YOU.
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>> LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL
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ME YOU'RE NOT ATTRACTED TO ME.
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>> I AM ATTRACTED TO YOU.
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>> I'M IN LOVE WITH HER,
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AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO
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ABOUT IT.
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>> AVA'S A MAN.
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>> WANT A DRINK?
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>> YOU GOT A GODDAMN DICK. I'M
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NOT GAY! OK?! I'M NOT INTO THAT!
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IS THAT A SWASTIKA ON IT?
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>> I'M NOT A NAZI, MATT,
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BUT I AM A PURIST.
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>> THE TECH WORKS, MATT.
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YOU JUST GOTTA TRUST IT.
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>> MARRIED?
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>> MATT AND I EXCHANGED
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OUR VOWS 3 DAYS AGO.
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I NEVER LOVED YOU, MATT.
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I TOLD YOU I DID, BUT I LIED.
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>> I'M RACHEL BEN NATAN, YOUR
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BURN REHABILITATION COUNSELOR.
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I'M HERE TO ASSIST YOU.
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>> HEY, LISTEN TO THIS. "HEARTS
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'N SCALPELS HAS SUNK TO A NEW
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LOW. WHAT WAS ONCE A MILDLY
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INTERESTING MELODRAMA HAS NOW
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REPLACED ITS SOLE CHARISMATIC
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PLAYER, AIDAN STONE, WITH THE
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MILQUETOAST DR. SEAN McNAMARA.
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WHILE STONE DOES THE REQUISITE
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HOLLYWOOD STAR TURN IN REHAB,
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McNAMARA RUINS THE ROME THAT HE
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BUILT. HE'S SO DULL AS DR. PETER
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CASEY, THE BEST THING I CAN SAY
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IS THAT WATCHING HIM IS A CURE
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FOR INSOMNIA, OR MAYBE HE'S
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THE ANSWER TO GLOBAL WARMING,
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FOR SOON TELEVISIONS AROUND
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THE NATION WILL GO DARK."
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OH, MY GOD. I AM SO GLAD THAT
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I TOOK THAT OUT OF THE LOBBY
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BEFORE SEAN GOT TO SEE IT.
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>> LET ME LOOK AT THIS THING.
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"AND I'M NOT YET SPEAKING
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OF McNAMARA'S ABILITIES AS
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AN ACTOR. I CAN'T GET PAST THE
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FACE, OR SHOULD I SAY CARDBOARD
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BOX ON SHOULDERS, A PUDDLE OF
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MUDDY WATER, A JELLYFISH WITHOUT
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THE STING? MY ONLY WISH IS THAT
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HE TURN THAT SCALPEL ON HIMSELF.
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PERHAPS A SCAR COULD BRING SOME
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CHARACTER TO THAT BROWN PAPER
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BAG McNAMARA CALLS A HEAD."
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OH...
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>> WHAT ARE YOU READING?
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>> OH, EH--
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>> NOTHING. UM, IS YOUR
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10:00 HERE?
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>> AUGUST WALDEN'S REVIEW
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OF HEARTS 'N SCALPELS
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IN ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY.
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>> GUESS HE DOESN'T LIKE ME
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VERY MUCH.
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>> YOU ARE VERY HANDSOME, SEAN,
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AND WALDEN DOESN'T LIKE ANYBODY.
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I MEAN, HE SAID THAT
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JAMES GANDOLFINI LOOKED LIKE
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A SCROTUM WITH LEGS.
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>> IF YOU'RE GONNA BE A TV STAR,
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BUDDY BOY, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
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GET A THICK SKIN ABOUT THIS KIND
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OF STUFF. HEH HEH.
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>> YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
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I'LL SEE YOU IN THE CONSULT.
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>> ALL RIGHT.
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>> WHAT?
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT.
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[TELEPHONE RINGING]
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[FOOTSTEPS]
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>> OH, COME ON, MAN. WHO GIVES
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A CRAP WHAT SOME JEALOUS LOSER
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WANNABE SAYS? IF IT MAKES YOU
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FEEL BETTER, JUST GET A GOOD
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REVIEW AND READ IT 10 TIMES
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OVER. THAT'S WHAT I DO ON
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THE ODD OCCASION SOME SEXY LADY
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DECLINES TO DO THE HORIZONTAL
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SHUFFLE WITH ME. I FILL
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MY DANCE CARD WITH 10 MORE.
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>> YOU'VE NEVER HAD ANYONE
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TELL YOU YOUR HEAD LOOKS LIKE
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A BROWN PAPER BAG.
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>> TRUE.
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OH, COME ON. YOU'RE A
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GOOD-LOOKING GUY. LOOK,
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I'LL TAKE THIS CONSULT. YOU GO
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GET YOURSELF SOME ICE CREAM OR
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A LOLLIPOP OR SOMETHIN'. EH?
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>> [SIGHS]
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>> * AHH,
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MAKE ME
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BEAUTIFUL *
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* MAKE ME
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THE PERFECT SOUL,
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A PERFECT MIND,
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A PERFECT FACE,
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A PERFECT
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LIE *
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Sean: SHE WAS OVER AT OUR HOUSE
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THE OTHER DAY, YOU KNOW.
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Christian: FALAFEL FACE?
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>> YEAH. SHE AND MATT
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WERE LOCKED IN HIS ROOM
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FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS.
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>> "LOCKED IN HIS ROOM"
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LOCKED IN HIS ROOM?
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>> SOUNDED LIKE IT. I DIDN'T
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HEAR ANY TALKING.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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>> OH. HEY, GUYS.
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WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOIN'
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OVER THERE?
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>> THESE ARE ALL THE SURGERIES
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WE'VE PERFORMED ON RACHEL.
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>> 6 OF THEM. CAN YOU TELL
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A DIFFERENCE?
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>> A LITTLE.
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>> YOU'RE BEIN' TOO GENEROUS.
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WE HAVE RELIEVED MOST OF HER
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PAIN, GIVEN HER CHEEKBONES
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SOME DEFINITION, AND RESTORED
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ABOUT 60% OF HER SENSE OF SMELL.
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>> OTHERWISE, SHE LOOKS
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EXACTLY THE SAME.
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>> UH, WHAT'S YOUR POINT?
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>> THE POINT IS SHE'S NEVER
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GONNA LOOK ANY BETTER THAN THIS.
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>> OH, RIGHT. AND LOOKS ARE ALL
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THAT MATTER.
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>> OF COURSE NOT.
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>> LOOK, I'M JUST GONNA SAY IT,
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ALL RIGHT? I DON'T CARE IF SHE
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SHITS SOLID GOLD. YOU CAN'T
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UNDERESTIMATE THE BURDEN THAT
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COMES WITH DATING SOMEBODY
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LIKE THIS.
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>> YOU TWO ARE UNBELIEVABLE.
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LOOK, SHE NURSED ME THROUGH MY
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RECOVERY. SHE MADE ME FEEL LIKE
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I WAS ACTUALLY WORTH SOMETHING.
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>> ARE YOU WEARING RUBBERS
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WITH HER?
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>> WH-WHY?
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>> WHY? BECAUSE YOU'RE A PERFECT
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CATCH FOR A GIRL LIKE THIS.
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SHE FORGETS TO TAKE HER PILL
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ONE DAY, A-AND YOU'RE TRAPPED
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FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
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>> YOU GUYS ARE SUCH ASSHOLES.
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>> MATT, WAIT. MATT, YOU WERE
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VULNERABLE WHEN YOU MET HER.
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YOU JUST GOT OUT OF ONE BAD
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RELATIONSHIP. WE JUST DON'T WANT
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TO SEE YOU GETTING BURIED
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IN ANOTHER ONE.
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>> NO, YOU JUST DON'T WANT YOUR
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SON DATING SOME GIRL WHO'S
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WALKING PROOF THAT YOU TWO
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AREN'T GODS, THAT YOU CAN'T MAKE
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EVERYONE LOOK PERFECT. YOU KNOW,
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YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN MESSIN' WITH
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PEOPLE'S FACES FOR SO LONG THAT
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I DON'T EVEN THINK YOU KNOW
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WHAT UGLY LOOKS LIKE ANYMORE.
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>> MISS LOWELL, TELL ME WHAT YOU
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DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF.
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>> [SOUTHERN ACCENT] YOU'RE
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SWEET. NO ONE'S EVER PRETENDED
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NOT TO NOTICE BEFORE.
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BUT CALL ME EMME.
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>> EMME, IF THERE'S ONE THING
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I'VE LEARNED IN THIS BUSINESS,
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IT'S NOT TO ASSUME. SO TELL ME,
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YOU WANT A NOSE JOB?
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>> HEH. WHEN I FIRST SAW YOUR
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PICTURE ONLINE, I DIDN'T THINK
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YOU'D BE SO FUNNY.
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>> HEH.
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>> I LIKE IT. MAKES THE PLANE
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TRIP OUT HERE EVEN
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MORE WORTHWHILE.
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>> SO WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
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SOUTH CAROLINA?
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>> PLEASE. I'M A JERSEY GIRL,
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BORN AND RAISED.
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GUESS WE BOTH HAVE THE SAME
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SENSE OF HUMOR, HUH? ACTUALLY,
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I'M FROM CLEVELAND,
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GEORGIA. IT'S A TINY, LITTLE
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TOWN IN THE SMOKY MOUNTAINS
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UP NORTH. THIS IS MY FIRST TIME
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TRAVELIN' AWAY FROM HOME, IF YOU
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CAN BELIEVE IT. [SIGHS] I THINK
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I'M AFRAID OF FLYING, TOO.
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>> YET YOU GOT ON A PLANE FOR
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THE FIRST TIME EVER AND CAME ALL
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THE WAY OUT HERE FOR A CONSULT.
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WHY?
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>> YOU'RE THE DOCTOR WHO SET UP
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THE HEDDA GRUBMAN FUND, RIGHT?
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WELL, I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF
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MONEY, AND WHEN I WENT ON GOOGLE
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AND TYPED IN "FREE PLASTIC
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SURGERY," YOUR NAME CAME UP AND
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SAID YOU DO CASES LIKE MINE FOR
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NO PAY. WELL, YOU KNOW, WHERE
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BIRTH DEFECTS ARE INVOLVED.
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>> HEH. TECHNICALLY WHAT YOU
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HAVE IS CALLED NAEVUS FLAMMEUS.
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IT'S WHERE THE, UH, DEEP
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DILATED CAPILLARIES, UH,
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CAUSE THE SKIN TO TURN A REDDISH
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PURPLE. IT'S REALLY MORE OF
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A BIRTHMARK THAN A SKIN DEFECT.
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IT'S ACTUALLY QUITE COMMON.
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ONE IN 3,000 NEWBORNS HAVE IT.
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>> NOT LIKE THIS, THEY DON'T.
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>> THE PROCEDURE INVOLVES, UH,
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SEVERAL LASER TREATMENTS. I KNOW
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YOU FLEW ALL THE WAY OUT HERE,
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BUT I REALLY HAVE A VERY LONG
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WAITING LIST RIGHT NOW.
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>> A WAITIN' LIST? I'VE WAITED
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24 YEARS. I SPENT ALL I HAD JUST
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TO GET OUT HERE, AND THEN
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THE CAB RIDE FROM THE AIRPORT
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COST ALMOST AS MUCH AS
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THE PLANE. YOU EVER READ
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THE SCARLET LETTER, DR. TROY?
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>> IN COLLEGE, YES.
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>> THAT'S WHAT MY MOM USED TO
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CALL THIS, HER SCARLET LETTER,
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SAID IT WAS THE SHAME SHE HAD TO
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BEAR FOR HAVIN' ME WITH SOME
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ONE-NIGHT STAND. BUT IT'S NOT
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JUST HER. I'VE NEVER BEEN
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ACCEPTED BY ANYONE MY WHOLE LIFE
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BECAUSE OF THIS FACE. THAT'S THE
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REAL REASON I NEVER LEFT HOME
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UNTIL NOW. AND NOW THAT I'M
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HERE, I CAN'T GO BACK LOOKIN'
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LIKE THIS. I WON'T.
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[BELL RINGS]
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>> YOU KNOW, WHEN AUGUST WALDEN
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GAVE ME MY FIRST REVIEW,
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I ATE AN ENTIRE BOX OF THOSE,
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EVEN THE KINDS WITH SPRINKLES,
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WHICH I DON'T EVEN LOVE,
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AND A HALF A TRAY OF SAUSAGES.
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I WAS SO BLOATED I COULDN'T
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GET MY COSTUME ZIPPED
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AFTER MY LUNCHTIME COMA.
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IT WAS RIDICULOUS.
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>> SO THIS IS WHAT THIS DOES?
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RIPS PEOPLE TO SHREDS?
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>> YEAH. LET'S SEE. UH,
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"THE DREARY KATE TINSLEY BRINGS
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TO MIND A SULLEN COONHOUND." UH,
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"HER BODY RESEMBLES THAT OF
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A BUTTERNUT SQUASH, AND HER
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SPEECH PATTERN MAKES ME WONDER
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IF SHE HASN'T YET SWALLOWED HER
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BREAKFAST KIBBLE." YEAH.
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EMBLAZONED ON MY BRAIN FOREVER.
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>> I HOPE YOU'VE GOT SOME OF
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YOUR GOOD REVIEWS MEMORIZED
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AS WELL.
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>> YEAH, WELL, THE GOOD ONES,
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YOU FORGET. THE BAD ONES ARE
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FOREVER. AHEM.
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>> OH--
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>> YOU LEARN TO LIVE WITH IT,
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YOU KNOW. I MEAN, BEING IN
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THE SPOTLIGHT, YOU, UM--
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YOU'RE ASKING PEOPLE TO WEIGH IN
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ON WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE. WHAT YOU
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CAN AVOID IS CHOOSING A LOVER
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WHO LOOKS AT YOU WITH
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A CRITIC'S EYE.
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>> SO, WHERE DOES THIS GUY LIVE?
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HEH. WHO KNOWS? MAYBE ONE NIGHT
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I'LL GET HAMMERED AND SHOW UP
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AT HIS DOOR AND TAKE HIM OUT.
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>> ACTUALLY HE ALWAYS HANGS OUT
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AT THAT COFFEE SHOP OVER ON
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RIVERSIDE. SITS THERE ALL DAY
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LONG TYPING ON HIS COMPUTER. OF
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COURSE NO ONE WANTS TO CONFRONT
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HIM. EVERYONE'S SO SCARED OF HIS
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SCATHING TONGUE, YOU KNOW.
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>> YOU KNOW, YOU SEEM LIKE
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YOU'RE IN A GOOD PLACE.
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I'M SORRY ABOUT EVERYTHING.
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I HOPE WE CAN BE FRIENDS.
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>> YEAH, WE'RE GOOD.
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ON ONE CONDITION. YOU ACTUALLY
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DO IT. GO TO THE COFFEE SHOP.
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RIP THE GUY A NEW ONE ON BEHALF
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OF ACTORS EVERYWHERE AND RECORD
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IT ON YOUR CELLPHONE SO I CAN
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WATCH IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
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>> IT'S NOT REALLY MY STYLE.
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>> REALLY? MILQUETOAST? "HIS
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FACE LOOKS LIKE A CARDBOARD BOX
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ON SHOULDERS, A," UM, "PUDDLE OF
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MUDDY WATER." UM, "JELLYFISH
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WITHOUT THE STING." YOU GONNA
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LET THAT GO? [LAUGHS]
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[SIGHS] PUDDLE OF MUDDY WATER.
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[GODZILLA BY BLUE OYSTER CULT
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PLAYING]
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>> * WITH A PURPOSEFUL GRIMACE
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AND A TERRIBLE SOUND,
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HE PULLS THE SPITTING
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HIGH-TENSION WIRES DOWN *
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* HELPLESS PEOPLE
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ON A SUBWAY TRAIN
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SCREAM BUG-EYED
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AS HE LOOKS IN ON THEM *
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* HE PICKS UP A BUS... *
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>> HERE'S YOUR DOUBLE ESPRESSO,
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MR. WALDEN.
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>> * ...CENTER OF TOWN *
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* OHH *
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>> AUGUST WALDEN?
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>> HAVE WE MET?
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>> NOT OFFICIALLY. I'M THE
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PUDDLE OF MUDDY WATER WHICH
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CAN ONLY EVOKE YAWNS
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FROM THE AUDIENCE.
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>> AH, YES. AND A MEMORABLE
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APPEARANCE OFF-SCREEN AS WELL
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AS ON.
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>> YOU KNOW, I CAME HERE WITH
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THE INTENTION OF GETTING SOME
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SORT OF APOLOGY FROM YOU FOR
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THE WAY YOU JUST ATTACK PEOPLE,
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BUT NOW I GET IT. NOW I
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UNDERSTAND WHY YOU DO IT.
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>> I DO IT BECAUSE I AM PAID
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TO ADVISE THE GENERAL PUBLIC OF
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WHAT AND WHOM IS WORTHY OF THEIR
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ATTENTION AND ADMIRATION.
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>> JUST CUT THE SHIT, WILL YOU?
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YOU'RE SO EATEN UP WITH
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JEALOUSY, SO FULL OF
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SELF-CONTEMPT BECAUSE OF YOUR
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OWN EXTRAORDINARY UGLINESS,
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YOU HAVE TO MAKE OTHERS PAY.
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I SHOULDN'T BE ASKING YOU FOR
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AN APOLOGY. I SHOULD BE
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APOLOGIZING TO YOU FOR WHAT YOU
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HAVE TO GO THROUGH EVERY DAY
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LOOKING THE WAY YOU DO. IF ONLY
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MAKING OTHER PEOPLE FEEL BADLY
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COULD MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
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>> * GODZILLA *
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>> * ZILLA, ZILLA, ZILLA-- *
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[BEEP]
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>> HEY, BABY, IT'S CHRISTIAN.
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JUST CONFIRMING LUNCH TODAY.
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[BEEP]
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[MUTED SOFT JAZZ PLAYING]
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[BOTH GRUNTING AND MOANING]
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>> THOUGHT YOU'D GONE.
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I WOULD HAVE.
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>> WHO WAS SHE, SOMEONE YOU
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PICKED UP AT THE CARWASH,
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THE DRUGSTORE?
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>> GAS STATION.
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>> YOU REALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT
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ABOUT ME AT ALL, DO YOU?
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>> FOR YEARS, I'VE FANTASIZED
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ABOUT BEING WITH YOU. IT'S JUST
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IN MY HEAD, YOU WERE SO PERFECT.
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BUT IN LIFE, WITH ALL THIS MESSY
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PAIN AND ILLNESS AND GODDAMN
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REGRET, IT'S JUST--
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IT'S NOT THE SAME, IS IT?
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I'M SORRY. I CAN'T CHANGE
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WHO I AM. I TRIED.
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>> YEAH, YOU'VE BEEN IN MY HEAD
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FOR A LONG TIME, TOO, ALWAYS
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THERE TEMPTING ME. ONLY, IN MY
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HEAD, YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL, DEEP
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DOWN, YOU HAD A KIND, CARING
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SOUL. AND ONLY NOW DO I SEE JUST
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HOW UGLY YOU REALLY ARE.
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OH, MY GOD. WHAT A MISTAKE I'VE
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MADE. [SIGHS] I HAD A SECOND
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CHANCE WITH OLIVIA--KIND, CARING
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IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH,
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YOU KNOW. AND I'VE BLOWN IT,
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WASTING ALL MY TIME ON YOU.
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>> IT'S NOT LIKE I DON'T
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LOVE YOU.
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I JUST WANT US TO BE FRIENDS.
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>> FRIENDS? HEH. YOU HAVE DONE
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A LOT OF THINGS IN YOUR TIME,
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CHRISTIAN, BUT TO DO THIS TO ME
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NOW, WHEN I NEEDED YOU SO MUCH.
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MAYBE ONE DAY I'LL BE ABLE
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TO FORGIVE, BUT I KNOW THAT
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I'LL NEVER FORGET.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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>> SO, TELL ME WHAT YOU
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DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF,
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ALTHOUGH IT'S SADLY OBVIOUS.
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>> I THOUGHT IT WOULD ONLY BE
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FAIR TO WRITE A REVIEW
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OF MY APPEARANCE.
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>> I'D LIKE TO HEAR IT.
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>> "IN ALL MY YEARS, I'VE NEVER
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MET AN UGLIER HUMAN BEING THAN
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AUGUST WALDEN. THOUGH CALLING
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HIM HUMAN COULD BE CONSTRUED
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AS AN INSULT TO THE PHYLUM."
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>> PLEASE, CONTINUE.
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>> "BELOW THE MATING
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CATERPILLARS WALDEN CALLS BROWS,
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TWO EXTREMELY FARSIGHTED EYES
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DROOP LIKE A BASSET HOUND'S
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UNDER THE PULL OF GRAVITY.
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IN FACT, HIS ENTIRE FACE LOOKS
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AS IF IT'S BEEN PULLED AND
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STRETCHED BY A HYPERACTIVE
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TODDLER PLAYING WITH
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SILLY PUTTY."
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>> ALL RIGHT, LOOK, THE OTHER
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DAY I WAS MAYBE A BIT TOO HARSH.
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IF I'M THE REASON YOU'RE HERE--
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>> YOU ARE THE REASON I'M HERE,
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DR. McNAMARA. I AM THANKFUL FOR
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YOUR WORDS. YOU WERE RIGHT AND
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FRANKLY THE FIRST PERSON TO SAY
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IT TO MY HORRIFIC FACE. I HAVE
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BEEN ISOLATING MYSELF FOR YEARS
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BEHIND THIS HALLOWEEN MASK,
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SCARING AWAY EVERYONE
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WITH WHOM I COME IN CONTACT,
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IN PARTICULAR, A YOUNG LADY OF
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WHOM I HAVE GROWN FOND, A LITHE
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BEAUTY OF A BARISTA AT THE CAFE.
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EVERY DAY, DOCTOR, I AM THERE
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TRYING TO CONNECT WITH HER,
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YET UNABLE TO HOLD HER GAZE FOR
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MORE THAN A MERE MOMENT. CAN YOU
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HELP ME CONNECT WITH HER,
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DR. McNAMARA?
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[TELEPHONE RINGING]
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>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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I TOLD YOU TO STAY IN BED.
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>> WELL, SINCE THE SURGERY WAS
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FREE, I FIGURED I HAD TO DO
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SOMETHING TO PAY YOU BACK. OH,
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I CLEANED THE BATHROOM, TOO.
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HEH. SOMEONE DOES YOU A FAVOR,
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YOU DO ONE BACK.
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>> WELL, TAKE A BREAK. SIT DOWN.
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I NEED TO SEE HOW
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YOU'RE HEALING.
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>> DON'T YOU THINK IT'D BE
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BETTER IF YOU FOUND A PLASTIC
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SURGEON YOU DIDN'T JUST TRASH
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IN YOUR MAGAZINE?
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>> HEH. IF I DID, I COULDN'T
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CORRECT THE ERROR OF MY WAYS.
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AFTER THE SURGERY, I WILL
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HAPPILY WRITE ANOTHER CRITIQUE
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OF HEARTS 'N SCALPELS AND
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SPECIFICALLY YOU, WHICH I CAN
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ASSURE YOU YOU WILL APPRECIATE
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MORE THAN THE LAST.
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>> SO MAYBE MY FACE ISN'T
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A CARDBOARD BOX ON SHOULDERS?
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>> I WAS THINKING MORE ALONG
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THE LINES OF "REMINISCENT OF
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A YOUNG GARY COOPER."
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>> OH.
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT THE KIDS
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USED TO CALL ME IN SCHOOL?
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SWAMP THING. ISN'T THAT AWFUL?
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THE BOYS WOULDN'T GO NEAR ME
510
00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:51,291
IN HIGH SCHOOL 'CAUSE OF HOW
511
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:52,559
I LOOKED. I NEVER EVEN HAD
512
00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:54,661
A REAL BOYFRIEND, THOUGH I DID
513
00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:57,664
MEET THIS ONE GUY ONLINE.
514
00:19:57,664 --> 00:20:00,333
SOMETHIN' WRONG?
515
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:03,336
>> NO. IT'S--COME HERE.
516
00:20:11,278 --> 00:20:12,912
>> OH, MY GOD.
517
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:14,013
>> THERE ARE ETHICAL QUESTIONS
518
00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:15,948
TO ME PERFORMING YOUR SURGERY,
519
00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:16,716
CONFLICTS OF INTEREST.
520
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:17,550
>> IF YOU HAVE AN OPENING,
521
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,619
DOCTOR, I AM READY TO GO
522
00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:21,688
UNDER THE KNIFE IMMEDIATELY.
523
00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:23,456
>> WE HAVE AN OPENING AT 2:00.
524
00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:24,291
[BUZZING]
525
00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:26,293
[THE UGLY DUCKLING
526
00:20:26,293 --> 00:20:28,695
BY DANNY KAYE PLAYING]
527
00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:29,629
>> W--I COULD REALLY USE
528
00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:30,997
SOME LIPSTICK, COULDN'T I?
529
00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:31,931
>> * THERE ONCE WAS
530
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:35,067
AN UGLY DUCKLING WITH FEATHERS
531
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:37,737
ALL STUBBY AND BROWN... *
532
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,672
>> AND MY--MY HAIR'S A MESS.
533
00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:41,774
>> * IN SO MANY WORDS SAID,
534
00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:44,844
"PPPT, GET OUT OF TOWN,"
535
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:46,613
NOT A QUACK, NOT A QUACK,
536
00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:48,615
NOT A WADDLE OR A QUACK,
537
00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:51,017
BUT A GLIDE AND A WHISTLE
538
00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:54,954
AND A SNOWY WHITE BACK
539
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:58,725
AND A HEAD SO NOBLE
540
00:20:58,725 --> 00:21:02,929
AND HIGH... *
541
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:07,700
>> EMME, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
542
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:11,003
>> * NOT I,
543
00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:12,539
NOT I *
544
00:21:12,539 --> 00:21:14,607
[TELEPHONE RINGING]
545
00:21:22,549 --> 00:21:23,716
>> HEY, MATTIE.
546
00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:24,717
>> OH. HEY.
547
00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:25,618
>> HOW YOU DOIN'?
548
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,119
>> UH, I'M DOIN' ALL RIGHT.
549
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,788
>> NICE FLOWERS.
550
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,823
>> OH. UH, THANKS. YEAH.
551
00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:31,758
THEY'RE FOR MY GIRLFRIEND.
552
00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:33,593
SHE'S IN RECOVERY.
553
00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:35,061
>> EMME, THIS IS MATT.
554
00:21:35,061 --> 00:21:35,795
>> HI.
555
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:36,629
>> HI.
556
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:37,530
>> EMME JUST HAD A PORT STAIN
557
00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:38,465
REMOVED FROM HER FACE.
558
00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:39,499
DOESN'T SHE LOOK GREAT?
559
00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:41,668
>> YEAH. SURE. CONGRATULATIONS.
560
00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:42,735
>> WE'RE GOING TO, UH, NEIMAN'S
561
00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:43,636
TO CELEBRATE. YOU SHOULD COME
562
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:44,671
WITH. WE COULD HAVE LUNCH.
563
00:21:44,671 --> 00:21:45,638
>> UM, YEAH, NO, THANKS.
564
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,374
I'M, UH--I'M GONNA WATCH MUNICH
565
00:21:47,374 --> 00:21:48,140
WITH RACHEL.
566
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:48,941
>> FUN.
567
00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:50,743
>> YEAH.
568
00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:52,612
>> WELL, EMME'S NEW IN TOWN,
569
00:21:52,612 --> 00:21:53,880
SO MAYBE YOU GUYS SHOULD GET
570
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,147
TOGETHER LATER, AND YOU COULD
571
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:58,017
SHOW HER THE SIGHTS.
572
00:21:58,017 --> 00:21:59,852
>> UH, STOP IT, CHRISTIAN.
573
00:21:59,852 --> 00:22:03,089
>> STOP WHAT?
574
00:22:03,089 --> 00:22:06,693
>> LOOK, EMME, YOU LOOK GREAT,
575
00:22:06,693 --> 00:22:07,860
AND I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU,
576
00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:09,061
BUT CONTRARY TO SOME PEOPLE'S
577
00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:10,062
OPINION, I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
578
00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:13,800
WHO I LOVE VERY MUCH.
579
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,735
>> LEARNING HEBREW?
580
00:22:15,735 --> 00:22:17,437
>> YEAH. I'M TAKIN' A COURSE
581
00:22:17,437 --> 00:22:18,805
AT THE JEWISH COMMUNITY CENTER.
582
00:22:18,805 --> 00:22:20,973
>> JESUS. YOU'LL TAKE ANY KIND
583
00:22:20,973 --> 00:22:22,041
OF KOOL-AID A GIRL FEEDS YOU,
584
00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:23,142
HUH?
585
00:22:23,142 --> 00:22:25,645
>> IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU.
586
00:22:31,651 --> 00:22:37,056
>> HONEY?
587
00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:38,958
HONEY?
588
00:22:44,964 --> 00:22:47,033
OH, HOW ARE YOU? I'VE BEEN
589
00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:50,537
SO WORRIED. OH, MY GOD.
590
00:22:50,537 --> 00:22:51,938
YOU LOOK SO SICK.
591
00:22:51,938 --> 00:22:54,574
>> I KNOW HOW TERRIBLE I LOOK.
592
00:22:54,574 --> 00:22:55,675
AND IT'S FUNNY, YOU KNOW,
593
00:22:55,675 --> 00:22:56,843
BECAUSE I'VE ALWAYS RELIED ON
594
00:22:56,843 --> 00:22:59,512
A CERTAIN BEAUTY, AND IT'S
595
00:22:59,512 --> 00:23:01,481
REALLY SUPERFICIAL, I KNOW,
596
00:23:01,481 --> 00:23:03,450
BUT WITHOUT IT, I JUST--
597
00:23:03,450 --> 00:23:05,852
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO I AM.
598
00:23:10,857 --> 00:23:14,627
JUST DON'T GET UPSET, PLEASE.
599
00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:17,029
>> I THINK YOU'RE THE MOST
600
00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:18,831
BEAUTIFUL PERSON I HAVE EVER
601
00:23:18,831 --> 00:23:24,236
KNOWN IN EVERY SINGLE WAY.
602
00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:26,973
I'VE REALLY MISSED YOU, JULIA.
603
00:23:26,973 --> 00:23:28,541
I'M NOT GONNA LET ANYTHING
604
00:23:28,541 --> 00:23:33,079
HAPPEN TO YOU. YOU'RE MY ANGEL.
605
00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:34,547
>> I'VE BEEN HAVING AN AFFAIR
606
00:23:34,547 --> 00:23:36,415
WITH CHRISTIAN.
607
00:23:42,889 --> 00:23:47,827
YEAH. ITS OVER, FINALLY AND
608
00:23:47,827 --> 00:23:53,900
FOR THE LAST TIME. I FEEL LIKE
609
00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:56,002
I'VE BEEN IN A FEVER DREAM.
610
00:23:56,002 --> 00:24:01,774
WELL, A NIGHTMARE, REALLY.
611
00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:03,943
I--I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW YOU CAN
612
00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:07,814
FORGIVE ME, LET ALONE LOVE ME.
613
00:24:07,814 --> 00:24:09,749
>> NO USE GETTING ANGRY.
614
00:24:09,749 --> 00:24:11,684
WE GOTTA PUT THAT ENERGY INTO
615
00:24:11,684 --> 00:24:13,119
ACTION. WE'RE GONNA SEND THAT
616
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:16,088
HAIR TO A LAB IN WESTBURY,
617
00:24:16,088 --> 00:24:17,289
VIRGINIA. THEY'VE MADE SOME
618
00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:18,725
AMAZING DIAGNOSTICS FOR ME
619
00:24:18,725 --> 00:24:19,592
IN THE PAST.
620
00:24:19,592 --> 00:24:21,894
>> I HAVE BEEN TO EVERY DOCTOR
621
00:24:21,894 --> 00:24:24,196
IN L.A., AND NO ONE SEEMS
622
00:24:24,196 --> 00:24:25,798
TO KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME.
623
00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:28,300
>> WESTERN DOCTORS. GOD,
624
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:29,802
THEY ALL HAVE THEIR NARROW,
625
00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:31,638
LITTLE FOCUS. NO ONE'S LOOKING
626
00:24:31,638 --> 00:24:32,639
AT THE BIG PICTURE.
627
00:24:32,639 --> 00:24:33,673
WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT WHAT'S
628
00:24:33,673 --> 00:24:36,008
WRONG WITH YOU. I PROMISE.
629
00:24:54,761 --> 00:24:56,596
>> JULIA, WOULD YOU LIKE HONEY
630
00:24:56,596 --> 00:24:57,730
IN YOUR TEA?
631
00:24:57,730 --> 00:25:01,634
>> UH, NO, THANKS. YOU KNOW,
632
00:25:01,634 --> 00:25:03,035
YOU--YOU REALLY HAVE BEEN
633
00:25:03,035 --> 00:25:05,938
A DOLL, EDEN. I KNOW WE'VE HAD
634
00:25:05,938 --> 00:25:08,608
OUR DIFFERENCES, BUT FRANKLY,
635
00:25:08,608 --> 00:25:10,577
YOU'VE BEEN THE ONLY ONE WHO'S
636
00:25:10,577 --> 00:25:12,178
LIFTED A FINGER FOR ME SINCE
637
00:25:12,178 --> 00:25:15,114
OLIVIA HASN'T BEEN HERE.
638
00:25:15,114 --> 00:25:16,949
>> WELL, I KNOW I ACT UP
639
00:25:16,949 --> 00:25:19,852
SOMETIMES, BUT YOU'RE SICK.
640
00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:23,856
KIND OF TAKES THE FUN OUT OF IT.
641
00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:24,991
HEY, THERE'S ONE MORE PIECE
642
00:25:24,991 --> 00:25:26,292
OF FRUITCAKE IN THE FRIDGE.
643
00:25:26,292 --> 00:25:27,894
YOU WANT ME TO GET IT?
644
00:25:27,894 --> 00:25:30,029
>> OK. YEAH. SURE. IT SEEMS
645
00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:31,330
TO BE THE ONLY THING I CAN
646
00:25:31,330 --> 00:25:33,833
KEEP DOWN.
647
00:26:01,794 --> 00:26:03,329
>> I REALLY HAVE TO BAKE YOU
648
00:26:03,329 --> 00:26:05,297
ANOTHER OF THESE. WHO KNEW YOU
649
00:26:05,297 --> 00:26:08,367
LOVED FRUITCAKE SO MUCH? WELL,
650
00:26:08,367 --> 00:26:09,869
DON'T BE SHY. YOU'RE THE ONLY
651
00:26:09,869 --> 00:26:13,305
ONE WHO EATS IT.
652
00:26:13,305 --> 00:26:15,642
>> I THINK I'LL, UM, TAKE IT
653
00:26:15,642 --> 00:26:17,844
TO MY ROOM FOR LATER.
654
00:26:29,789 --> 00:26:31,323
>> READY FOR MY CLOSE-UP,
655
00:26:31,323 --> 00:26:33,325
DR. McNAMARA?
656
00:26:33,325 --> 00:26:35,361
>> SOMETIMES WE MAKE
657
00:26:35,361 --> 00:26:36,963
MIRACULOUS IMPROVEMENTS WITH
658
00:26:36,963 --> 00:26:39,265
A SINGLE SURGERY, AND IN OTHER
659
00:26:39,265 --> 00:26:41,067
MORE SERIOUS CASES, WE HOPE
660
00:26:41,067 --> 00:26:44,671
FOR INCREMENTAL IMPROVEMENTS.
661
00:26:44,671 --> 00:26:47,106
IT MAY TAKE A FEW MORE SURGERIES
662
00:26:47,106 --> 00:26:49,108
THAN I ANTICIPATED.
663
00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:50,910
>> I'M NOT GOING TO DO ANY MORE.
664
00:26:50,910 --> 00:26:51,878
>> WHY NOT? I THOUGHT YOU--
665
00:26:51,878 --> 00:26:52,745
>> NO, MATT WAS THE ONE WHO
666
00:26:52,745 --> 00:26:53,913
KEPT PUSHING AND PUSHING,
667
00:26:53,913 --> 00:26:56,783
BUT MY PLANS HAVE CHANGED.
668
00:26:56,783 --> 00:26:58,217
>> SEAN, OUR 11:00's EARLY.
669
00:26:58,217 --> 00:26:59,351
SHE'S IN MY OFFICE.
670
00:26:59,351 --> 00:27:00,753
>> DR. TROY, IN CASE I DON'T
671
00:27:00,753 --> 00:27:02,054
SEE YOU AGAIN, I JUST WANTED TO
672
00:27:02,054 --> 00:27:03,389
THANK YOU FOR ALL YOU'VE DONE.
673
00:27:03,389 --> 00:27:06,358
I'M LEAVING, GOING BACK
674
00:27:06,358 --> 00:27:08,127
TO ISRAEL.
675
00:27:08,127 --> 00:27:09,195
>> MATTIE DIDN'T MENTION
676
00:27:09,195 --> 00:27:10,730
ANYTHING ABOUT THAT.
677
00:27:10,730 --> 00:27:14,233
>> I HAVEN'T TOLD HIM YET.
678
00:27:14,233 --> 00:27:16,202
HE'S A NICE BOY, BUT HE'S
679
00:27:16,202 --> 00:27:17,236
VERY CONFUSED.
680
00:27:17,236 --> 00:27:18,237
>> I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
681
00:27:18,237 --> 00:27:19,138
YOU AND MATT, HE THINKS--
682
00:27:19,138 --> 00:27:21,140
>> I KNOW WHAT HE THINKS.
683
00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:23,175
HE THINKS I AM THE ANSWER,
684
00:27:23,175 --> 00:27:25,277
THAT JUDAISM IS THE ANSWER.
685
00:27:25,277 --> 00:27:26,378
HE GOES FROM ONE THING TO
686
00:27:26,378 --> 00:27:27,747
ANOTHER. THE ANSWER'S ALWAYS OUT
687
00:27:27,747 --> 00:27:29,481
THERE SOMEWHERE. HE NEEDS TO GO
688
00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:30,883
INSIDE. THAT'S THE ONLY PLACE
689
00:27:30,883 --> 00:27:31,250
IT IS.
690
00:27:31,250 --> 00:27:32,318
>> DON'T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD BE
691
00:27:32,318 --> 00:27:33,886
TELLING MATT ABOUT THIS?
692
00:27:33,886 --> 00:27:36,255
>> TELL ME WHAT?
693
00:27:41,260 --> 00:27:43,329
>> WE HAVE A CONSULTATION.
694
00:27:43,329 --> 00:27:44,130
STICK AROUND AFTER,
695
00:27:44,130 --> 00:27:50,336
AND WE'LL TALK, OK?
696
00:27:50,336 --> 00:27:57,343
>> HEY. YOU LOOK GOOD.
697
00:27:57,343 --> 00:27:59,311
WHAT'S WRONG?
698
00:27:59,311 --> 00:28:01,480
>> I'M GOING HOME, MATT,
699
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:04,016
BACK TO TEL AVIV.
700
00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:06,085
>> WHY? I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
701
00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:23,135
>> IT IS NOT RIGHT BETWEEN US,
702
00:28:23,135 --> 00:28:27,539
MATT. I JUST--
703
00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:33,980
I DON'T LOVE YOU.
704
00:28:33,980 --> 00:28:37,416
>> I--I THOUGHT WHAT WE SHARED--
705
00:28:37,416 --> 00:28:41,153
>> WAS LOVELY, YES, BUT I'M NOT
706
00:28:41,153 --> 00:28:46,025
ATTRACTED TO YOU. I'M SO SORRY,
707
00:28:46,025 --> 00:28:51,497
BUT I'M NOT.
708
00:28:51,497 --> 00:28:55,101
>> YOU'RE NOT ATTRACTED TO ME?
709
00:28:55,101 --> 00:28:56,302
>> ATTRACTION HAS NOTHING TO DO
710
00:28:56,302 --> 00:28:59,171
WITH WHAT THE PERSON LOOKS LIKE.
711
00:28:59,171 --> 00:29:00,472
IT'S AN INNER CHEMISTRY.
712
00:29:00,472 --> 00:29:02,274
IT'S THERE, OR IT ISN'T.
713
00:29:02,274 --> 00:29:08,147
>> YEAH. I'M SORRY, BUT, UM,
714
00:29:08,147 --> 00:29:09,315
HAVE YOU LOOKED IN A MIRROR
715
00:29:09,315 --> 00:29:12,985
LATELY?
716
00:29:12,985 --> 00:29:15,287
>> I KNOW WHAT YOU MUST THINK.
717
00:29:15,287 --> 00:29:16,588
YOU THINK BECAUSE I AM NOT
718
00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:18,190
BEAUTIFUL, I HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE
719
00:29:18,190 --> 00:29:19,892
PICKY. PERHAPS YOU THOUGHT YOU
720
00:29:19,892 --> 00:29:21,060
COULD AVOID GETTING HURT BY
721
00:29:21,060 --> 00:29:22,161
CHOOSING SOMEONE TOO DESPERATE
722
00:29:22,161 --> 00:29:23,162
TO REJECT YOU.
723
00:29:23,162 --> 00:29:25,131
>> NO. YOU KNOW WHAT? SCREW YOU,
724
00:29:25,131 --> 00:29:27,834
OK? I MEAN, YOU AND ALL
725
00:29:27,834 --> 00:29:29,468
YOUR BULLSHIT ABOUT HOW LOOKS
726
00:29:29,468 --> 00:29:30,837
DON'T MATTER, LIKE YOU'RE SOME
727
00:29:30,837 --> 00:29:32,504
POSTER GIRL FOR INNER STRENGTH.
728
00:29:32,504 --> 00:29:33,539
>> YOU WON'T FIND THE PARTS OF
729
00:29:33,539 --> 00:29:35,007
YOURSELF THAT ARE MISSING IN ME.
730
00:29:35,007 --> 00:29:36,442
YOU NEED TO LOOK INSIDE. ONLY
731
00:29:36,442 --> 00:29:37,509
THEN WILL YOU BE ABLE TO EXPRESS
732
00:29:37,509 --> 00:29:39,411
LOVE INSTEAD OF NEED.
733
00:29:39,411 --> 00:29:41,280
>> NEED? I DON'T NEED YOU,
734
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:43,349
RACHEL. I FELT SORRY FOR YOU,
735
00:29:43,349 --> 00:29:44,516
BECAUSE THE ONLY CHEMICAL
736
00:29:44,516 --> 00:29:45,885
REACTION YOU'RE GONNA GET
737
00:29:45,885 --> 00:29:47,353
FROM A MAN IS PITY. HERE.
738
00:29:47,353 --> 00:29:54,226
THESE ARE FOR YOU. ENJOY 'EM.
739
00:29:54,226 --> 00:29:57,329
[VOICE ECHOING]
740
00:29:57,329 --> 00:29:59,866
>> ...DREAM COME TRUE. I'M NOT--
741
00:29:59,866 --> 00:30:00,632
NO, YOU'RE THE ONE LIVING
742
00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:02,234
WITH REGRETS, NOT ME.
743
00:30:02,234 --> 00:30:04,403
[DING]
744
00:30:04,403 --> 00:30:11,310
[HANGS UP]
745
00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:12,611
[SNIFFLING]
746
00:30:12,611 --> 00:30:13,279
[KNOCK KNOCK]
747
00:30:13,279 --> 00:30:15,314
>> HEY, EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
748
00:30:15,314 --> 00:30:18,918
>> OH. MY MOTHER. SHE CAN BE
749
00:30:18,918 --> 00:30:20,619
A LITTLE, UH, OVERPROTECTIVE,
750
00:30:20,619 --> 00:30:23,122
I GUESS.
751
00:30:23,122 --> 00:30:27,059
>> UH, DO YOU WANNA GO GRAB
752
00:30:27,059 --> 00:30:29,161
SOME LUNCH?
753
00:30:44,110 --> 00:30:46,612
>> THERE WAS NO WAY I THOUGHT
754
00:30:46,612 --> 00:30:48,580
YOU COULD DO THAT AGAIN.
755
00:30:48,580 --> 00:30:49,581
>> I DIDN'T THINK I COULD DO IT
756
00:30:49,581 --> 00:30:51,150
AGAIN EITHER.
757
00:30:51,150 --> 00:30:52,051
>> [SIGHS]
758
00:30:52,051 --> 00:30:54,020
>> MMM. MAN, I--I HAVE NEVER
759
00:30:54,020 --> 00:30:55,354
FELT A CONNECTION LIKE THIS
760
00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:56,455
BEFORE. IT'S AMAZING.
761
00:30:56,455 --> 00:30:58,557
>> HEH. IT'S LIKE WE JUST
762
00:30:58,557 --> 00:30:59,391
FIT TOGETHER.
763
00:30:59,391 --> 00:31:00,592
>> YEAH.
764
00:31:00,592 --> 00:31:02,929
>> OUR BODIES, OUR SKIN.
765
00:31:02,929 --> 00:31:08,234
>> IT'S AMAZING.
766
00:31:08,234 --> 00:31:09,701
>> GOD, I ALWAYS WANTED MY FIRST
767
00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:12,704
TIME TO BE SPECIAL LIKE THIS.
768
00:31:12,704 --> 00:31:15,207
>> YOUR FIRST TIME? I JUST TOOK
769
00:31:15,207 --> 00:31:21,113
YOUR VIRGINITY?
770
00:31:21,113 --> 00:31:23,682
>> YOU'RE NOT UPSET, ARE YOU?
771
00:31:23,682 --> 00:31:26,318
>> UPSET? ARE YOU KIDDIN' ME?
772
00:31:26,318 --> 00:31:31,323
I'M HONORED. I'M HONORED.
773
00:31:31,323 --> 00:31:35,227
>> HEH.
774
00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:36,595
THESE LAST DAYS HAVE JUST BEEN
775
00:31:36,595 --> 00:31:40,432
SO AMAZING. LET'S SEE. FIRST, I
776
00:31:40,432 --> 00:31:42,234
MET MY FATHER, AND THEN I GOT MY
777
00:31:42,234 --> 00:31:45,337
FACE FIXED, AND THEN I MET YOU.
778
00:31:45,337 --> 00:31:47,373
>> WOW. YOU MET YOUR FATHER?
779
00:31:47,373 --> 00:31:48,474
>> AND I LOOK JUST LIKE HIM,
780
00:31:48,474 --> 00:31:50,342
I THINK. OH, AND WE HAVE
781
00:31:50,342 --> 00:31:51,643
THE SAME SENSE OF HUMOR, A--
782
00:31:51,643 --> 00:31:54,180
IT'S AMAZING, JUST AMAZING.
783
00:31:54,180 --> 00:31:55,614
>> WHO IS HE?
784
00:31:55,614 --> 00:31:58,150
>> MY PLASTIC SURGEON, DR. TROY.
785
00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:18,537
[MAN SINGING IN
786
00:32:18,537 --> 00:32:20,072
FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
787
00:32:20,072 --> 00:32:21,207
>> THEY STILL SAVED MY SAME
788
00:32:21,207 --> 00:32:22,474
TABLE FOR ME, DR. McNAMARA.
789
00:32:22,474 --> 00:32:24,076
NOW I'M CROSSING MY FINGERS THAT
790
00:32:24,076 --> 00:32:25,777
A CERTAIN SOMEONE BOTHERS ME
791
00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:27,146
CONSTANTLY.
792
00:32:27,146 --> 00:32:30,282
>> YEAH. WHERE IS SHE?
793
00:32:30,282 --> 00:32:32,151
>> BRAN MUFFIN. THANKS.
794
00:32:32,151 --> 00:32:33,685
>> OOH. SHE'S VERY PRETTY.
795
00:32:33,685 --> 00:32:35,121
>> THE APPLE OF MY EYE.
796
00:32:35,121 --> 00:32:38,090
>> I'M GONNA GO CLEAN.
797
00:32:38,090 --> 00:32:42,128
>> WELCOME BACK, MR. WALDEN.
798
00:32:42,128 --> 00:32:44,096
ALMOST DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU.
799
00:32:44,096 --> 00:32:45,697
WE'VE GOT A FRESH BATCH OF
800
00:32:45,697 --> 00:32:48,700
PUMPKIN MUFFINS TODAY. OH, AND,
801
00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:50,136
UH, BY THE WAY, THANKS.
802
00:32:50,136 --> 00:32:51,503
YOU CHANGED MY LIFE.
803
00:32:51,503 --> 00:32:53,372
>> IS THAT SO?
804
00:32:53,372 --> 00:32:55,041
>> WELL, I WAS IN AN EPISODE
805
00:32:55,041 --> 00:32:57,043
OF NCIS THAT YOU REVIEWED.
806
00:32:57,043 --> 00:32:59,178
YOU SAID THAT YOU'D RATHER CLEAN
807
00:32:59,178 --> 00:33:00,712
CAT PISS OUT OF THE CARPET
808
00:33:00,712 --> 00:33:01,680
THAN WATCH ANOTHER MOMENT OF MY
809
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:04,050
ACTING, THAT MY PORTRAYAL OF
810
00:33:04,050 --> 00:33:06,152
A KIDNAPPING RAPIST WAS WORSE
811
00:33:06,152 --> 00:33:07,319
THAN THE CRIME COMMITTED.
812
00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:08,420
>> THEN YOU'RE LUCKY YOU
813
00:33:08,420 --> 00:33:10,789
STILL HAVE THIS JOB.
814
00:33:10,789 --> 00:33:14,693
>> YOU KILLED MY DREAM.
815
00:33:14,693 --> 00:33:15,761
JUST WHEN I WAS STARTIN' TO
816
00:33:15,761 --> 00:33:17,696
PICK UP MOMENTUM, MY RECURRING
817
00:33:17,696 --> 00:33:19,765
ROLE ON THE SHOW WAS DROPPED.
818
00:33:19,765 --> 00:33:21,367
MY AGENT LEFT ME. I DON'T MAKE
819
00:33:21,367 --> 00:33:23,235
ENOUGH MONEY HERE TO MAKE RENT.
820
00:33:23,235 --> 00:33:24,170
I HAVE TO GO BACK TO OREGON
821
00:33:24,170 --> 00:33:25,204
AND LIVE WITH MY MOTHER.
822
00:33:25,204 --> 00:33:27,506
>> AND I AM TO BLAME? YOU NEED
823
00:33:27,506 --> 00:33:29,108
TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR
824
00:33:29,108 --> 00:33:31,210
LACK OF ARTISTRY, NOT TO MENTION
825
00:33:31,210 --> 00:33:33,779
INSIGHT.
826
00:33:33,779 --> 00:33:35,814
>> YEAH, I DO. I TAKE FULL
827
00:33:35,814 --> 00:33:37,816
RESPONSIBILITY FOR MY CAREER
828
00:33:37,816 --> 00:33:39,518
AND FOR THIS.
829
00:33:39,518 --> 00:33:44,456
>> [SCREAMING]
830
00:33:44,456 --> 00:33:45,557
>> OK, SO ACCORDING TO
831
00:33:45,557 --> 00:33:47,193
CALIFORNIA LAW, WHAT WE DID WAS
832
00:33:47,193 --> 00:33:49,661
TECHNICALLY NOT ILLEGAL AND NOT
833
00:33:49,661 --> 00:33:52,531
THAT CRAZY EITHER, OK? HERE.
834
00:33:52,531 --> 00:33:57,203
COME HERE. LOOK.
835
00:33:57,203 --> 00:33:58,504
>> WHAT'S THIS?
836
00:33:58,504 --> 00:34:00,406
>> IT'S A BLOG DEVOTED TO
837
00:34:00,406 --> 00:34:03,542
COUPLES WHO ARE RELATED.
838
00:34:03,542 --> 00:34:08,114
>> [READING]
839
00:34:08,114 --> 00:34:09,415
"TOM AND I HAVE BEEN TOGETHER
840
00:34:09,415 --> 00:34:10,516
FOR TWO YEARS AND FEEL THAT
841
00:34:10,516 --> 00:34:11,583
BECAUSE WE ARE RELATED,
842
00:34:11,583 --> 00:34:13,285
HAVE A STRONGER BOND THAN ANY
843
00:34:13,285 --> 00:34:16,188
OTHER NON-INCEST COUPLE.
844
00:34:16,188 --> 00:34:17,856
FOR US, INCEST IS THE BEST
845
00:34:17,856 --> 00:34:21,193
OF ALL WORLDS." WOW.
846
00:34:21,193 --> 00:34:22,794
>> YEAH. THEY GO ON TO TALK
847
00:34:22,794 --> 00:34:24,296
ABOUT THIS SCIENTIFIC STUDY THAT
848
00:34:24,296 --> 00:34:26,365
WAS DONE SHOWING THAT, YOU KNOW,
849
00:34:26,365 --> 00:34:27,866
SIBLINGS WHO ARE RAISED TOGETHER
850
00:34:27,866 --> 00:34:29,868
DEVELOP THIS INNATE SEXUAL
851
00:34:29,868 --> 00:34:31,803
REPULSION, BUT YOU KNOW,
852
00:34:31,803 --> 00:34:33,839
WHEN THEY'RE SEPARATED AND
853
00:34:33,839 --> 00:34:37,143
RAISED APART LIKE US, UH,
854
00:34:37,143 --> 00:34:38,677
YOU KNOW, THEY DON'T HAVE THAT.
855
00:34:38,677 --> 00:34:40,446
>> OH. SO THERE WAS NO WAY WE'D
856
00:34:40,446 --> 00:34:41,780
FEEL LIKE WHAT WE DID WAS WRONG.
857
00:34:41,780 --> 00:34:42,914
>> YEAH, AND APPARENTLY IN OTHER
858
00:34:42,914 --> 00:34:43,815
CULTURES AROUND THE WORLD,
859
00:34:43,815 --> 00:34:44,716
THEY DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM
860
00:34:44,716 --> 00:34:45,384
WITH IT EITHER.
861
00:34:45,384 --> 00:34:48,220
>> BUT MOTHER NATURE HAS A SAY.
862
00:34:48,220 --> 00:34:49,555
YOU GET FREAK BABIES IF YOU
863
00:34:49,555 --> 00:34:50,922
INBREED, RIGHT?
864
00:34:50,922 --> 00:34:53,325
>> UH, WELL, UH...
865
00:34:59,331 --> 00:35:03,302
LOOK, WE USED A CONDOM. IT'S OK.
866
00:35:03,302 --> 00:35:05,771
WE'RE FINE.
867
00:35:05,771 --> 00:35:07,506
>> I WAS BORN DAMAGED LIKE THAT.
868
00:35:07,506 --> 00:35:08,274
>> NO.
869
00:35:08,274 --> 00:35:09,541
>> LOOK, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW HARD
870
00:35:09,541 --> 00:35:12,311
IT IS, HOW PEOPLE LOOK AT YOU. I
871
00:35:12,311 --> 00:35:13,445
DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN AGAIN.
872
00:35:13,445 --> 00:35:18,950
>> IT WON'T. I PROMISE. OK?
873
00:35:18,950 --> 00:35:19,851
>> DOES THAT MEAN WE
874
00:35:19,851 --> 00:35:23,422
HAVE TO STOP?
875
00:35:23,422 --> 00:35:26,925
>> 'CAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO?
876
00:35:26,925 --> 00:35:29,328
OH, MAN.
877
00:35:35,334 --> 00:35:40,339
>> THIS IS WRONG.
878
00:35:40,339 --> 00:35:44,710
>> LOOK, ONLY IF YOUR MOM'S
879
00:35:44,710 --> 00:35:47,879
RIGHT, OK? WHAT IF SHE'S WRONG?
880
00:35:47,879 --> 00:35:48,814
WHAT IF WE'RE NOT RELATED
881
00:35:48,814 --> 00:35:51,650
AT ALL? IT'S ALL GONNA BE FINE.
882
00:35:51,650 --> 00:35:54,720
HEY. [CLEARS THROAT]
883
00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:59,591
>> HEY. MATTIE. EMME. HOW LONG
884
00:35:59,591 --> 00:36:01,227
YOU GUYS BEEN HERE?
885
00:36:01,227 --> 00:36:04,330
>> UH, ABOUT AN HOUR. UH, YEAH,
886
00:36:04,330 --> 00:36:05,731
EMME'S NEVER SEEN THE OCEAN
887
00:36:05,731 --> 00:36:06,998
BEFORE, SO I THOUGHT THIS'D BE
888
00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:09,868
THE BEST PLACE TO CHECK IT OUT.
889
00:36:09,868 --> 00:36:13,939
>> GREAT. WELL, YOU GUYS ARE
890
00:36:13,939 --> 00:36:15,006
GETTIN' TO KNOW EACH OTHER, SO,
891
00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:18,510
UH, I'LL GET OUT OF YOUR WAY.
892
00:36:18,510 --> 00:36:20,346
>> UH, ACTUALLY, UH, CAN I TALK
893
00:36:20,346 --> 00:36:22,681
TO YOU FOR A SECOND?
894
00:36:22,681 --> 00:36:23,582
>> OF COURSE.
895
00:36:23,582 --> 00:36:24,283
>> YEAH. UM...
896
00:36:24,283 --> 00:36:26,518
>> HUH? SHE'S A GREAT GIRL, HUH?
897
00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:26,985
HUH?
898
00:36:26,985 --> 00:36:32,258
>> YEAH. UM, UH, LOOK.
899
00:36:32,258 --> 00:36:33,592
THERE'S SOMETHIN' THAT YOU NEED
900
00:36:33,592 --> 00:36:34,926
TO KNOW, AND I-IT MAY COME AS
901
00:36:34,926 --> 00:36:36,828
A BIT OF A SHOCK.
902
00:36:36,828 --> 00:36:43,269
>> SURE.
903
00:36:43,269 --> 00:36:46,972
>> EMME--EMME FORGOT HER
904
00:36:46,972 --> 00:36:49,408
BIRTH CONTROL AT HER HOUSE, AND,
905
00:36:49,408 --> 00:36:50,942
UH, WE NEED AN EMERGENCY
906
00:36:50,942 --> 00:36:51,610
PRESCRIPTION.
907
00:36:51,610 --> 00:36:53,579
>> OF COURSE. OF COURSE.
908
00:36:53,579 --> 00:36:54,913
I'M JUST GLAD YOU'RE BEING SAFE.
909
00:36:54,913 --> 00:36:56,582
[CHUCKLES]
910
00:36:56,582 --> 00:36:57,849
[BELL RINGS]
911
00:36:57,849 --> 00:36:58,917
>> HEY. PRETTY GREAT WHAT
912
00:36:58,917 --> 00:37:00,719
HAPPENED TO WALDEN, HUH?
913
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:02,388
>> NO. IT'S NOT PRETTY GREAT.
914
00:37:02,388 --> 00:37:03,289
THE MAN SUFFERED SECOND- AND
915
00:37:03,289 --> 00:37:05,023
THIRD-DEGREE BURNS. GONNA NEED
916
00:37:05,023 --> 00:37:06,825
4 OR 5 PAINFUL OPERATIONS.
917
00:37:06,825 --> 00:37:07,993
HIS SIGHT MIGHT BE COMPROMISED
918
00:37:07,993 --> 00:37:08,627
FOREVER.
919
00:37:08,627 --> 00:37:12,331
>> OK. JEEZ. MR. SENSITIVE.
920
00:37:12,331 --> 00:37:13,965
WHAT, YOU DON'T THINK HE
921
00:37:13,965 --> 00:37:16,402
DESERVES IT JUST A LITTLE BIT?
922
00:37:16,402 --> 00:37:20,038
>> NO. I DON'T. AND THAT KID
923
00:37:20,038 --> 00:37:21,673
WHO DID IT IS GOING TO JAIL,
924
00:37:21,673 --> 00:37:23,074
SO IT'S NOT A HAPPY ENDING.
925
00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:25,911
>> HELLO, DARLINGS. MAY I JOIN
926
00:37:25,911 --> 00:37:30,816
THE WAKE? YOU HAVE READ IT,
927
00:37:30,816 --> 00:37:32,684
RIGHT?
928
00:37:32,684 --> 00:37:35,387
>> READ WHAT?
929
00:37:35,387 --> 00:37:37,489
>> WELL, I NEVER TAKE THESE
930
00:37:37,489 --> 00:37:39,625
THINGS TOO SERIOUSLY, BUT, UH,
931
00:37:39,625 --> 00:37:41,360
WE WERE JUST SKEWERED IN THE LOS
932
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:45,364
ANGELES TIMES. UH, PERHAPS YOU
933
00:37:45,364 --> 00:37:48,734
SHOULDN'T SEE IT. GIVE IT BACK
934
00:37:48,734 --> 00:37:50,569
WHEN YOU'RE DONE. AND, DARLINGS,
935
00:37:50,569 --> 00:37:52,371
DON'T LET THIS AFFECT TODAY'S
936
00:37:52,371 --> 00:37:54,373
WORK. SEAN, YOU ARE NOT FLAT AND
937
00:37:54,373 --> 00:37:56,041
MONOTONE, AND, KATE, DARLING,
938
00:37:56,041 --> 00:37:57,376
YOU ARE NOT...
939
00:37:57,376 --> 00:37:59,811
>> "A LUMPY ZERO."
940
00:37:59,811 --> 00:38:02,581
>> [MUTTERS]
941
00:38:02,581 --> 00:38:03,582
I'LL SPLIT IT WITH YOU.
942
00:38:03,582 --> 00:38:04,550
>> GET YOUR OWN. IT'S THE ONLY
943
00:38:04,550 --> 00:38:05,717
THING KEEPING ME FROM SUICIDE.
944
00:38:05,717 --> 00:38:08,554
>> * GO, GO, GODZILLA *
945
00:38:08,554 --> 00:38:14,960
>> I SEE. THANK YOU.
946
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,795
>> HEY, JULIA. I MADE SOME OF MY
947
00:38:16,795 --> 00:38:18,730
HEALING TEA. THINK IT'S REALLY
948
00:38:18,730 --> 00:38:19,698
STARTIN' TO WORK. I FEEL LIKE
949
00:38:19,698 --> 00:38:20,599
YOU'RE GETTIN' BETTER.
950
00:38:20,599 --> 00:38:26,772
DON'T YOU?
951
00:38:26,772 --> 00:38:28,974
>> YOU DRINK IT.
952
00:38:28,974 --> 00:38:30,676
>> HEH. WHY WOULD I DRINK IT?
953
00:38:30,676 --> 00:38:32,077
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S BEEN SICK.
954
00:38:32,077 --> 00:38:38,016
>> THANKS TO YOU.
955
00:38:38,016 --> 00:38:39,518
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN,
956
00:38:39,518 --> 00:38:41,052
JULIA.
957
00:38:41,052 --> 00:38:44,089
>> DON'T YOU? YOU'VE BEEN
958
00:38:44,089 --> 00:38:48,827
POISONING ME WITH ALL YOUR SOUPS
959
00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:53,031
AND THE TEAS AND THAT FRUITCAKE.
960
00:38:53,031 --> 00:38:54,833
>> I THINK WHATEVER YOU HAVE IS
961
00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:55,634
STARTING TO SEEP INTO
962
00:38:55,634 --> 00:38:57,068
YOUR BRAIN.
963
00:38:57,068 --> 00:39:00,939
>> YES, IT HAS. MERCURY
964
00:39:00,939 --> 00:39:03,174
POISONING DOES THAT TO YOU.
965
00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:06,011
IT KILLS THE ORGANS AND DESTROYS
966
00:39:06,011 --> 00:39:10,982
THE BRAIN CELLS. I JUST GOT OFF
967
00:39:10,982 --> 00:39:12,618
THE PHONE WITH THE TOXICOLOGY
968
00:39:12,618 --> 00:39:15,153
LAB. I SENT THEM THAT LAST PIECE
969
00:39:15,153 --> 00:39:18,757
OF FRUITCAKE. IT HAD AN 80%
970
00:39:18,757 --> 00:39:22,127
CONTAMINATION RATE FOR MERCURY.
971
00:39:22,127 --> 00:39:24,530
I HAVE PROOF OF WHAT YOU'VE BEEN
972
00:39:24,530 --> 00:39:28,033
DOING TO ME. YOU MADE A MISTAKE
973
00:39:28,033 --> 00:39:30,769
IN UNDERESTIMATING ME, EDEN.
974
00:39:30,769 --> 00:39:32,604
YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL. YOU ARE
975
00:39:32,604 --> 00:39:35,073
A SICK, SICK GIRL, AND YOU NEED
976
00:39:35,073 --> 00:39:37,409
TO BE LOCKED UP!
977
00:39:59,164 --> 00:40:03,502
>> I'VE HAD FUN. YOU KNOW,
978
00:40:03,502 --> 00:40:04,836
WATCHING YOU SLOWLY GET WEAKER
979
00:40:04,836 --> 00:40:08,006
AND WEAKER. I COULDN'T WAIT
980
00:40:08,006 --> 00:40:11,242
EVERY DAY TO COME HOME AND SERVE
981
00:40:11,242 --> 00:40:15,146
YOU A CUP OF TEA, BOWL OF SOUP.
982
00:40:15,146 --> 00:40:16,181
POURING THE MERCURY IN WAS THE
983
00:40:16,181 --> 00:40:17,949
HIGHLIGHT, REALLY, KNOWING IT
984
00:40:17,949 --> 00:40:19,017
WOULD EAT YOU AWAY FROM THE
985
00:40:19,017 --> 00:40:24,089
INSIDE OUT. I COULD NOT WAIT TO
986
00:40:24,089 --> 00:40:26,024
LITERALLY REMOVE YOUR PATHETIC,
987
00:40:26,024 --> 00:40:28,193
WHINING PRESENCE FROM THE PEOPLE
988
00:40:28,193 --> 00:40:29,127
THAT I LOVE THE MOST IN THIS
989
00:40:29,127 --> 00:40:35,634
WORLD--MY MOTHER, SEAN. BUT I
990
00:40:35,634 --> 00:40:36,902
CAN'T ARGUE WITH PROOF, NOW,
991
00:40:36,902 --> 00:40:40,205
CAN I? YOU'VE OUTSMARTED ME,
992
00:40:40,205 --> 00:40:44,042
JULIA.
993
00:40:44,042 --> 00:40:44,710
YOU WIN.
994
00:40:44,710 --> 00:40:48,013
[SETS DOWN GLASS]
995
00:40:48,013 --> 00:40:49,147
I HAVE TO PAY FOR WHAT I'VE
996
00:40:49,147 --> 00:40:53,184
DONE. I'LL GO PACK MY BAGS,
997
00:40:53,184 --> 00:40:54,920
AND WE CAN WAIT FOR MY MOTHER
998
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:58,156
TO GET HOME, AND I, UM--
999
00:40:58,156 --> 00:40:59,725
I'LL CONFESS EVERYTHING TO HER
1000
00:40:59,725 --> 00:41:02,293
AND TO THE POLICE. I'LL CON--
1001
00:41:02,293 --> 00:41:03,194
>> [GASPS]
1002
00:41:03,194 --> 00:41:05,597
>> IT'S OK. I'M GONNA CONFESS.
1003
00:41:05,597 --> 00:41:09,234
I'M...
1004
00:41:09,234 --> 00:41:12,170
I'M SORRY.
1005
00:41:31,122 --> 00:41:32,891
YOU REALLY SHOULD LOCK UP YOUR
1006
00:41:32,891 --> 00:41:34,192
FIREARMS AND NOT LEAVE 'EM IN A
1007
00:41:34,192 --> 00:41:36,628
BEDSIDE TABLE DRAWER, YOU STUPID
1008
00:41:36,628 --> 00:41:41,199
BITCH. YOU KNOW, YOU WERE RIGHT
1009
00:41:41,199 --> 00:41:44,235
ABOUT ONE THING, JULIA.
1010
00:41:44,235 --> 00:41:48,239
I MADE A HORRIBLE MISTAKE.
1011
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:53,712
MERCURY TAKES TOO DAMN LONG.
1012
00:41:53,712 --> 00:41:54,212
>> OHH!
1013
00:41:54,212 --> 00:41:57,182
[GUNSHOT]
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