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>> PREVIOUSLY ON NIP/TUCK...

>> THAT´S HER.

>> WOW. SHE´S LIKE A LITTLE--

LITTLE LION CUB.

>> WE´RE DOING THIS. SUPERIOR

ARTERIAL HEMORRHAGE. DOCTOR,

HE´S GOING INTO SHOCK.

>> THAT IS THE WAY YOU PLAY

A LEADING MAN. HE HAS

THE COURAGE OF HIS CONVICTIONS,

YET HE IS CLASSY. HE IS ALWAYS

CLASSY.

>> WE´VE BEEN TO AN INTERNIST,

A NEUROLOGIST,

A GASTROENTEROLOGIST.

NOBODY THINKS YOU´RE SICK.

YOU´RE HIDING BEHIND THESE

SYMPTOMS BECAUSE YOU´RE SCARED

OF US. YOU FINALLY GET WHAT YOU

WANT, AND YOU CAN´T HANDLE IT.

>> YOU GUYS ARE SCREWING EACH

OTHER.

>> WE LOVE EACH OTHER, SEAN.

>> SEAN CALLED. HE OFFERED ME

THE JOB OF RECEPTIONIST.

>> I THOUGHT GINA WAS A STROKE

OF GENIUS. NOT ONLY IS SHE NOT

SCREWABLE, YOU´VE GOT BUILT-IN

CHILDCARE. YOU AND MY EX-WIFE

CAN HAVE MORE ALONE TIME.

>> TELL ME WHAT YOU DON´T LIKE

ABOUT YOURSELF.

>> I DON´T LIKE THAT

HE´S SO OLD.

>> BELIEVE ME, NEITHER DO I.

>> AND HE LOOKS LIKE A WOMAN.

>> YOUR MOTHER´S QUITE HARD ON

YOU.

>> HA!

>> MAGDA AND I HAVE BEEN MARRIED

FOR 21 YEARS THIS MAY.

>> CONGRATULATIONS.

>> FOR WHAT? I WANTED A REAL

MAN. OMAR SHARIF. BURT REYNOLDS.

HELL, EVEN A ROLL OF BRAWNY

PAPER TOWELS WOULD HAVE BEEN

FINE. BUT ALL I GOT WAS THIS

HAIRLESS FREAK.

>> BACK IN THE EIGHTIES, HAIR

REMOVAL WAS ALL THE RAGE.

I PARTOOK, YOU KNOW, TO SAY

THE LEAST. MAGDA MADE ME SUFFER

THROUGH MONTHS OF EXCRUCIATING

ELECTROLYSIS.

>> I FOLLOWED THE TRENDS.

>> WELL, NOW, MAGDA DEMANDS IT

BACK. SHE READ IN NEWSWEEK THAT

BEING HIRSUTE IS EN VOGUE AGAIN.

CHEST HAIR, LONG SIDEBURNS. I

THINK THEY CALL IT RETROSEXUAL.

>> YEAH. HAIR TRANSPLANTS TO

THE FACE AND THE CHEST ARE

BECOMING QUITE POPULAR.

>> I WANT A MOUSTACHE ON HIM,

AND I WANT SOME FUR ON HIS ASS.

HIS IS PINK LIKE A GIRL´S.

>> WELL, YOU SEEM TO HAVE

A HEALTHY AMOUNT OF FOLLICLES ON

YOUR HEAD. I DON´T THINK WE´LL

HAVE ANY PROBLEM HARVESTING

2,500 TO 3,000 GRAFTS.

>> I AGREE TO IT ONLY IF I COULD

GET A FACE FRESHENING WHILE I´M

IN HERE. GOD KNOWS I DON´T

WANT ALL MY GOOD YEARS TO BE

BEHIND ME.

>> SURE. WE COULD DO

A TIGHTENING ALONG THE JAW

LINE AND GET RID OF THE CROW´S

FEET AROUND YOUR EYES.

>> WHAT DO YOU THINK, MAGDA?

THAT SOUND GOOD TO YOU?

>> OH, JESUS. SHE DIDN´T JUST--

>> [FLATULENCE]

>> SHE WAS UP TILL 1:30 EATING

NACHOS AND WATCHING LAST CALL

WITH CARSON DALY.

I´VE SOLD MY SOUL TO THE DEVIL,

GENTLEMEN, AND THIS DEVIL JUST

WON´T DIE. WHEN WE MET, I WAS IN

MY EARLY 20s, STRUGGLING ACTOR.

MAGDA´S HEALTH WAS DETERIORATING

FAST. I DECIDED TO MARRY HER,

FIGURED I´D PUT IN A COUPLE OF

YEARS AT MOST, GET A PRETTY NICE

PAYDAY. HER FIRST HUSBAND MADE

MILLIONS IN TOBACCO.

>> NO MONEY IN THE WORLD IS

WORTH GIVING UP YOUR LIFE FOR.

>> IF I LEAVE BEELZEBUB NOW, HER

FIRST PHONE CALL WILL BE TO

THE LAWYERS. I´LL WIND UP WITH

PRACTICALLY BUPKIS, AND THEN

SHE´LL KEEL OVER THE NEXT DAY.

[SCOFFS]

>> IT´S HER LIFE.

>> OH, I HAVEN´T EVEN TOLD YOU

THE WORST PART. MAGDA SCREWS

LIKE BUGS BUNNY. SHE DEMANDS IT,

6-8 TIMES A DAY.

>> HOW DO YOU DO IT?

>> I CLOSE MY EYES.

I THINK OF THE VILLA I´LL BUY IN

PORTOFINO WHEN SHE FINALLY

KICKS.

>> [GRUNTS]

HOW LONG WAS I OUT?

DAMN. YOU´RE STILL HERE?

OH, I DREAMT I WAS SCREWING

A FLUGELHORN PLAYER.

>> YES. WE HEARD THE FLUGELHORN.

>> I´M HUNGRY. GO MAKE ME

SOME SOUP.

>> ♫ AHH ♫

♫ MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL ♫

♫ MAKE ME,

THE PERFECT SOUL

A PERFECT MIND,

A PERFECT FACE,

A PERFECT

LIE ♫

>> OK, PEOPLE, LET´S GET IT

DONE.

[MONITORS BEEPING]

>> 15 BLADE.

THANK YOU, NURSE.

>> OH, MY GOD. WHAT HAPPENED?

>> WHO´S THAT? WHO´S THAT?

>> IT´S ASHLEY.

>> [SIGHS] ASHLEY, WHERE HAVE

YOU BEEN?

>> WHAT--

>> THIS WOMAN WAS CRUSHED BY

AN ELEPHANT AT THE CIRCUS. ISN´T

THAT RIGHT, PETER? I AM

PERFORMING A MANDIBULAR

RECONSTRUCTION WITH

THE 13th RIB.

>> JUST--JUST 3 CENTIMETERS

TO THE LEFT.

>> NO, DOCTOR, NOT THE PATIENT.

YOU. YOUR EYES.

>> OH, IT´S NOTHING. JUST

A LITTLE RIVER BLINDNESS.

I CAUGHT IT FIXING CLEFT PALATES

ON THE AMAZONIAN RIVER THIS

WEEKEND. OH, THE YANOMANI

CHILDREN. TO SEE THEIR FACES, IT

WAS ALL WORTH IT. PETER, IF YOU

COULD HAVE BEEN THERE--

>> DOCTOR, SHOULD YOU BE

OPERATING?

>> YES, I SHOULD BE OPERATING.

PETER´S MY EYES. BONE SAW!

>> [BUZZING]

>> HERE WE GO.

[LIQUID SQUISHING]

>> OH! OH, WE GOT A BLEEDER!

>> CUT, CUT.

[BELL RINGS]

>> AIDAN STONE, YOU ARE A BOY

GENIUS.

[BEEPING]

>> OH, MY GOD.

>> MARCUS!

>> FREDDIE, FREDDIE, FREDDIE,

FREDDIE. THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

>> IT WAS A NICE SCENE.

>> YEAH. THANKS. YOU TOO.

>> DATING A BLACK GUY NOW.

>> THAT´S GREAT.

GOOD FOR YOU.

>> WHO´S JOSE FELICIANO OVER

THERE?

>> OH, THAT´S MARCUS.

>> WHOO!

>> AIDAN´S BLINDNESS CONSULTANT.

>> I DON´T KNOW HOW YOU GUYS DO

IT. AND IT´S ALL THE TIME,

RIGHT? IT´S LIKE 24/7.

>> WELL, PRETTY MUCH, YEAH.

>> WOW. DID IT SEEM AUTHENTIC,

THOUGH? I MEAN, I WAS DOING SOME

REALLY COOL SHIT WITH MY EYES.

>> WERE YOU?

>> YEAH, LIKE, BACK AND FORTH,

AND THEN--

>> WELL, IT SOUNDED LIFELIKE.

>> IT DID.

>> YEAH.

>> BUT NO, WHAT DID IT LOOK

LIKE? DID IT LOOK--´CAUSE I...

>> [INDISTINCT CHATTER]

>> MR. McNAMARA? EXCUSE ME.

I´M COLLEEN ROSE OF

THE COLLEEN ROSE AGENCY. I WAS

ON THE LOT VISITING ANOTHER

CLIENT, AND I THOUGHT I´D SWING

BY AND WATCH YOU WORK. WHAT I

JUST SAW YOU DO WAS SENSATIONAL,

JUST SENSATIONAL, REALLY. SUCH

PATHOS. STRASBERG, RIGHT?

DOESN´T MATTER. YOU ARE

A SCENE STEALER. AND I HEAR

THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE YOU´RE

LOOKING FOR REPRESENTATION.

>> I´M FLATTERED, BUT I´M

A MEDICAL CONSULTANT, NOT

AN ACTOR. I DON´T THINK

I´M VERY GOOD.

>> I TOTALLY DISAGREE. YOU HAVE

A VERY NATURALISTIC PROCESS. AND

I KNOW I CAN GET YOU WORK--

MOVIES, COMMERCIALS. IT WOULD BE

A CRIME TO HIDE THAT MASSIVE

TALENT OF YOURS.

>> SEANIE, I´VE JUST GOTTEN OFF

THE PHONE WITH AIDIE´S AGENT,

WHO´S VERY, VERY UPSET ABOUT

YESTERDAY´S DAILIES. APPARENTLY,

HE HAS A MASSIVE ZIT ON HIS

CLIENT´S NOSE. I NEED YOU

TOMORROW MORNING 6 A.M. TO

RESHOOT.

>> OH, WAIT. FREDDIE, I HAVE

2 SURGERIES SCHEDULED FOR THAT

TIME.

>> EXCUSE ME.

>> NO, EXCUSE ME. I´M

FREDDIE PRUNE, EXECUTIVE

PRODUCER AND CREATOR OF

HEARTS & SCALPELS. HOW CAN I

HELP YOU?

>> AND I´M SEAN´S AGENT.

COLLEEN ROSE OF THE COLLEEN ROSE

AGENCY.

>> SEANIE, I DIDN´T KNOW YOU HAD

AN AG--

>> SEAN IS NOT GOING TO BE

RESCHEDULING ANY SURGERIES

BECAUSE OF SOME ZIT, ALL RIGHT?

SEAN IS A MEDICAL CONSULTANT AND

A PRODUCER. HE´S NOT ONE OF YOUR

CATTLE. HE SAVES LIVES AT HIS

DAY JOB. SO LISTEN, DO WHAT YOU

HAVE TO. IF YOU HAVE TO SHOOT

AROUND HIM, FINE. GET CLOSE-UPS,

FIX IT IN POST--I DON´T CARE,

REALLY, WHAT YOU DO, BUT

MY CLIENT WILL NOT BE HERE

TOMORROW.

>> YOU GET ME A STRAWBERRY

FRIVOL RIGHT NOW BEFORE I KICK

YOU SQUARE IN THE NUTS.

>> THANK YOU.

>> YOU´RE WELCOME.

>> IN THIS NEXT BIT, I THINK I´M

GOING TO CRY. YOU KNOW? I JUST--

I REALLY WANT TO SHOW THAT BLIND

PEOPLE CAN CRY LIKE NORMAL

PEOPLE. THAT´S PRETTY BRILLIANT,

RIGHT?

>> YOU KNOW, AIDAN, BLIND PEOPLE

REALLY DO CRY LIKE EVERYONE

ELSE.

>> I KNOW. BUT I´M SAYING THAT

WHEN I CRY, I CAN SEE AGAIN.

YEAH. OH, BUT I CAN ONLY SEE

AGAIN WHEN I´M CRYING. I HAVE TO

GET, LIKE...

I JUST GOT TO GET REALLY

EMOTIONAL.

>> I DON´T KNOW THAT RIVER

BLINDNESS WAS EVER CURED THAT

WAY, BUT, WELL, FROM WHAT I´VE

LEARNED, I MEAN, BLIND PEOPLE DO

GET THEIR SIGHT BACK. YOU KNOW,

THEY TAKE...

>> EDEN, RIGHT?

>> YES. WE MET AT YOUR HELL

PARTY.

>> YEAH.

>> OH, THAT WAS A PRETTY CRAZY

NIGHT.

>> ARE YOU LOOKING FOR SEAN?

I THINK HE´S HANGING OUT WITH

THE EXTRAS SOMEWHERE.

>> NO, ACTUALLY, I TOOK

THE STUDIO TOUR AND SNUCK AWAY.

THOUGHT IT WOULD BE MORE FUN TO

FIND THINGS MYSELF.

>> HMM.

>> OR MAYBE YOU COULD SHOW ME

AROUND.

>> WELL, WHERE WOULD YOU WANT TO

START?

>> OH, WELL, I´VE ALWAYS

WONDERED IF THE BIG STARS HAVE

BEDS IN THEIR TRAILERS.

>> I AM BIG, DARLING.

I´M VERY BIG.

[DOOR OPENS]

>> I HAVE YOUR RESULTS.

[DOOR SHUTS]

>> THE TESTS DON´T RULE OUT

EVERYTHING, BUT YOUR T.S.H.

IS IN THE RANGE. WE JUST CAN´T

FIND OUT WHAT´S WRONG WITH YOU,

JULIA.

>> WELL, UM, WHAT DON´T THEY

RULE OUT?

>> CERTAIN RARE CANCERS, BUT I

REALLY DON´T THINK--

>> YOU DON´T HAVE CANCER.

>> JUST SOMETIMES, I THINK THAT

YOU BELIEVE I´M FAKING THIS

WHOLE THING.

BUT I KNOW THAT THERE IS

SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH ME.

AND IF DR. HUGHES CAN´T FIND OUT

WHAT IT IS, THEN I WILL GO TO

SEE SOMEONE WHO CAN.

>> THERE IS SOMETHING ELSE WE

COULD TEST FOR.

YOUR SYMPTOMS COULD BE CAUSED BY

AN AUTOIMMUNE DISEASE.

>> [EXHALES]

>> WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU

WERE TESTED FOR HIV?

>> SLOW DOWN. THERE ARE OTHER

AUTOIMMUNE DISEASES BESIDES HIV.

>> 6 MONTHS AGO.

>> AND HOW MANY PARTNERS HAVE

YOU HAD SINCE THEN? MAYBE 50?

>> I´M NOT HIV POSITIVE.

>> I WAS FINE UNTIL WE STARTED

SLEEPING TOGETHER.

>> [SCOFFS]

>> TEST ME FOR HIV.

AND I WOULD LIKE YOU TO GET

A TEST TODAY, TOO.

>> MM-HMM.

>> MM-HMM.

>> [SIGHS]

[CLEARS THROAT]

[FOOTSTEPS]

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

>> HERE´S YOUR AFTERNOON

PICK-ME-UP--DOUBLE ESPRESSO WITH

NON-FAT SOY, JUST THE WAY YOU

LIKE IT.

>> [SIGHS]

>> I LEFT OUT THE SAMBUCA SINCE

YOU DO HAVE SURGERY IN

10 MINUTES.

>> [CHUCKLES]

THANK YOU. OH, THANKS.

DID YOU PICK UP MY DRY CLEANING?

>> MM-HMM. I GOT IT ON MY LUNCH

BREAK. I HUNG IT UP IN YOUR CAR.

>> THANKS.

WHAT IS THIS CRAP?

I MEAN, YOU GET MY COFFEE, YOU

GET MY MESSAGES, YOU HAVEN´T

CALLED ME "ASSHOLE" IN DAYS.

IT´S LIKE GINA SLUT-BITCH DIED

AND MISS MONEYPENNY´S HERE IN

HER PLACE.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

>> NOTHING.

>> MM-HMM.

>> NO, CHRISTIAN, REALLY.

>> MM-HMM.

>> I ADMIT IT--I´M NOT THE SAME

GIRL THAT YOU KNEW BACK IN

MIAMI. I GUESS I JUST--I FINALLY

REALIZED HOW LUCKY I AM.

MY VIRAL LOAD IS SO LOW, IT

ACTUALLY RIVALS MAGIC JOHNSON´S.

I ACTUALLY LIKE MY JOB. I GET TO

SEE WILBUR. AND I HAVE YOU TO

THANK FOR IT.

AND I KNOW, YOU´RE KIND OF

HAVING A TOUGH TIME WITH JULIA,

AND...

I DON´T WANT TO ADD TO YOUR

PROBLEMS.

>> SO, UH...HUH.

WHAT DID YOU HEAR?

>> THAT SHE RIDES YOU PRETTY

HARD. THAT´S ALL.

>> WELL, YOU KNOW, SHE´S SICK

AND SHE, UM...

YOU KNOW, SHE´S IN BED ALL DAY.

SHE GOT NOBODY TO TALK TO.

>> YEAH. NO, I GET IT.

>> NO, YOU DON´T GET IT.

JESUS CHRIST. [CHUCKLES]

IT´S LIKE WE´RE MARRIED ALREADY.

I MEAN...

I NEED A BREAK.

>> WHAT YOU NEED IS A RELEASE

FROM ALL THE STRESS THAT THIS

HAG IS PUTTING ON YOU. I KNOW

EXACTLY HOW TO GIVE IT TO YOU.

>> OH, NO. I AM NOT GOING

ANYWHERE NEAR THAT SABER-TOOTHED

SNATCH OF YOURS.

>> OH, GOD. NO. I´M DONE WITH

THAT K-HOLE OF IRRESPONSIBILITY.

I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.

>> [TEARS FOR FEARS PERFORMING

THE DEVIL]

>> ♫ THE DEVIL

TAKE ME OUT

BEFORE

I´M USHERED OUT,

´CAUSE YOU ARE

LIKE ME... ♫

>> I WAS THINKING ABOUT LETTING

GINA GO. YOU WERE RIGHT. SHE´S

A DISTRACTION FOR BOTH OF US.

AND TODAY, SHE ASKED FOR

A RAISE.

>> WELL, I THINK WE SHOULD GIVE

HER A RAISE. I HATE TO ADMIT IT,

BUT I THINK SHE´S THE BEST

RECEPTIONIST WE´VE EVER HAD, OK?

YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THE OTHER

DAY? I DIDN´T KNOW WHAT TO EAT

FOR LUNCH, SO SHE ORDERED

THE ENTIRE MENU. WHEN THEY

DELIVERED IT, SHE SCREAMED AT

THEM FOR SCREWING THINGS UP, SO

WE GOT EVERYTHING FOR FREE.

[CHUCKLES]

>> SEAN, YOUR AGENT´S ON

THE PHONE.

>> AGENT? I THOUGHT YOU WEREN´T

MOVING OUT.

>> SHE´S NOT A REAL ESTATE

AGENT. SHE´S A TALENT AGENT.

>> TALENT AGENT?

I THOUGHT YOU NEEDED TALENT FOR

A TALENT AGENT.

>> [BOTH GRUNTING]

>> OH! [LAUGHS]

NO PANTIES. I LIKEY LIKEY!

>> DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH TIME?

>> OH, THEY´LL WAIT.

>> [MOANS]

>> I RUN THIS SHOW. MATTER OF

FACT, I RUN THE WHOLE GODDAMN

NETWORK.

>> OH, I THOUGHT BARBARA SHAPIRO

RAN THE NETWORK.

>> THAT DEAF BITCH? THE ONLY

REASON WHY THEY LET HER IN

THE JEWISH MAFIA IS TO FILL

A DISABILITY QUOTA.

>> [MOANS]

>> [IMITATES DEAF PERSON] I´M

GOING TO MAKE YOU SQUEAL LIKE

A PIG.

>> [MOANS AND LAUGHS]

>> [NORMAL VOICE] OH,

GRAB MY ASS.

>> [BOTH GROANING]

>> WHAT HAPPENED?

>> [EDEN MOANS]

>> I´M NOT A PREMATURE

EJACULATOR. THERE´S, LIKE--

THERE´S, LIKE, 3 HOURS CUT OUT

OF THAT VIDEO. WHO EDITED THIS?

>> THAT´S IT?

[CLICKS]

>> THIS IS BAD. REALLY BAD.

>> LISTEN, KIDS.

2 MILLION DOWNLOADS ON YOUTUBE

IN 8 HOURS. THERE´S GOT TO BE

A WAY WE CAN SPIN THIS TO OUR

ADVANTAGE, DON´T YOU THINK?

>> BARBARA...

YOU KNOW I WAS JUST KIDDING

ABOUT THE WHOLE JEWISH MAFIA

THING.

>> SURE HE WAS.

>> I LOVE THE JEWS.

>> YOU´RE AN OFFENSIVE PIECE

OF SHIT.

>> WHAT--I´M SORRY. WHAT DID SHE

JUST SAY?

>> YOU ARE AN OFFENSIVE PIECE

OF SHIT.

>> AM I--AM I FIRED?

>> ABSOLUTELY NOT.

IS HE?

>> NOT YET.

YOU ARE GOING TO GO STRAIGHT

TO REHAB, AND WE WILL TELL

THE PRESS THAT YOU´RE A COKEHEAD

AND A SEXAHOLIC. AND THEN--HEY!

3 MONTHS, YOU WILL DO

AN INTERVIEW WITH LARRY KING,

AND MAYBE WE WILL BRING YOU BACK

FOR SWEEPS. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

>> IT´S TOO BAD YOU´RE NOT

BLACK. WE COULD HAVE KEPT YOU

AROUND TILL THE END OF

THE SEASON.

>> IS THIS SOME SORT OF JOKE?

OK. FIRST OF ALL, BARBARA, I AM

THE SHOW.

THERE IS NO--THERE IS NO SHOW

WITHOUT ME.

>> [COUGHS]

>> OK. FREDDIE IS NOT REALLY

THAT TALENTED.

>> HOW DARE YOU.

>> NO, HOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE

YOU. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO

WITHOUT ME?

>> I JUST DON´T UNDERSTAND WHY

I´M HERE.

>> ARE YOU GOING TO WRITE FOR

THAT FAT PIG KATE TINSLEY?

>> MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT

OF THIS BEFORE YOU STUCK YOUR

LITTLE PENIS IN AND OUT OF

MRS. YOUTUBE AND BETRAYED NOT

ONLY ME, BUT THE TENS OF

THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE THAT MADE

YOU A HUGE TELEVISION STAR.

>> I--

>> SEAN McNAMARA!

DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU ARE HERE?

YOU ARE HERE BECAUSE YOU ARE

THE NEW STAR OF HEARTS &

SCALPELS. THAT´S WHY YOU´RE

HERE.

>> WHAT?

>> WHAT?

>> JUST FOR 3 MONTHS, UNTIL--

I JUST NEED TO KEEP THE SHOW

GOING. IT´S OK. IT´S--WE NEED

TO--

>> YOU DID GOOD, COLLEEN.

SAVED OUR ASS.

>> [LAUGHS]

>> WAIT--WAIT. THIS WAS--

YOU´RE BEHIND THIS, AREN´T YOU?

>> I´M JUST AS SURPRISED AS YOU

ARE, OK?

>> YOU SAID--YOU PUT THAT LITTLE

BITCH UP TO IT TO SET ME UP SO

YOU WOULD TAKE MY JOB. AND I

THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS, JUDAS!

>> WE´RE FRIENDS? WHAT ARE YOU

DOING WITH HER, ANYWAY?

>> I´LL TELL YOU ONE THING,

BUDDY. YOU WANT TO DANCE WITH

THE DEVIL? YOU CAN GO TO HELL!

>> YOU´RE THE ONE WHO COULDN´T

KEEP HIS DICK IN HIS PANTS.

[THUDS]

>> 2 CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME, GUY.

THIS IS NOT OVER. THIS IS NOT

OVER, FREDDIE.

>> WELL.

DO WE HAVE A DEAL?

>> LET´S TALK ABOUT THE NUMBERS.

>> I REMEMBER YOU. [SNIFFS]

YOU´RE THE ONE WHO HAD SO MUCH

PROMISE.

SO MUCH HOPE.

THANK YOU, DR. TROY.

THIS MAN´S READY TO HAVE

A DO-OVER. NEW FACE, NEW LIFE.

NOW´S THE TIME TO START.

>> THERE YOU GO, JEFF. NO NEED

TO LET A WIFE GET IN THE WAY OF

HAVING A GOOD TIME.

>> AS SOON AS I GET OUT OF HERE,

I´M GOING TO LEAVE HER.

>> WHAT?

NO, NO, NO, NO. YOU DON´T NEED

TO GET DIVORCED TO HAVE FUN.

YOU CAN HAVE YOUR CAKE AND EAT

IT, TOO.

>> OH, NO, NO, NO. NO, MAGDA´S

NO IDIOT. SHE´LL HIRE A PRIVATE

INVESTIGATOR. NO. IF I DON´T

JUST LEAVE HER AND THROW

THE LAST 21 YEARS AWAY, I´LL

NEVER HAVE ANY ROOM TO BREATHE.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SOMEONE´S

CARETAKER, DR. TROY? IT´S

SUFFOCATING. IT CAN DRIVE YOU TO

MADNESS.

[FOOTSTEPS]

>> WAIT. WHERE´S NURSE BILLY?

YOU SHOULDN´T BE WALKING AROUND

BY YOURSELF.

>> EH. HE SAID HE´D PUKE IF HE

SAW ANY BLOOD. I MIGHT JUST PUKE

WHEN I SEE YOUR FACE.

>> UH--

>> TAKE A HIKE, DOC. TIME TO TRY

OUT THE NEW HAIR.

>> UH, HE´S NOT READY FOR ANY,

UH, PHYSICAL ACTIVITY YET.

>> WELL, HE´S JUST GOING TO LAY

THERE. I DON´T CARE. I´M GOING

TO SIT ON HIS FACE.

>> OH!

>> THE, UH--YEAH. THE--UM,

THE FOLLICLES, THEY´RE VERY--

THEY´RE VERY SENSITIVE RIGHT

NOW, AND SO, YOU´RE GOING TO

HAVE TO--YOU´RE GOING TO HAVE TO

WAIT A COUPLE OF DAYS.

>> WELL, OK. WE´LL WATCH

A MOVIE. WHERE´S YOUR TAPE

MACHINE? I GOT WEEKEND AT

BERNIE´S.

>> NOT AGAIN, MAGDA.

>> YES, AGAIN, G.I. JOE. NOW,

MOVE YOUR HAIRY ASS. MAKE ROOM

FOR MOMMA.

>> OH, GOD, MOMMA.

[MONITORS BEEPING]

>> [MAN GROWLING]

>> MID-30s LATINO SOFTBALL

PLAYER WITH AN EXTERNAL

APPENDAGE PROTRUDING FROM

THE SACRAL REGION.

>> A HUMAN TAIL?

>> NO QUIERO MI COLA QUITADA!

>> WHY DON´T YOU WANT IT

REMOVED, SIR?

>> I´M POSSESSED BY SATAN!

[PANTING]

[GROWLING]

>> YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS

IN HELL!

>> YOU KNOW, I DON´T DISAGREE

WITH YOU, BUT MR. AUREILLES, YOU

HAVE GOT TO CALM DOWN!

>> [RETCHES]

>> JESUS! THAT´S FANTASTIC!

CLAUDE, COULD YOU SEE IF THERE´S

ANY OF THAT SPLIT PEA SOUP LEFT

AT CRAFTY?

>> HERE.

LISTEN TO ME! YOU ARE NOT

POSSESSED. THIS IS A TREATABLE

MEDICAL CONDITION.

>> I CAN´T CUT MY TAIL OFF!

>> YES, YOU CAN.

>> [CRYING]

[ELECTRIC BUZZING]

>> [SQUEALS]

>> [SCREAMING]

>> THIS IS LOS ANGELES, PEOPLE!

IT´S CALLED A ROLLING BLACKOUT!

>> [PANTING]

[SCREAMING]

>> [WOMEN SCREAMING]

>> SORRY! ACCIDENTALLY STEPPED

ON THE RISER PEDAL.

>> OK. NOW, LISTEN. EVERYTHING

IS GOING TO BE FINE. I´M GOING

TO REMOVE YOUR DEVILISH

APPENDAGE, AND YOU´LL BE SLIDING

INTO HOME PLATE BY NEXT WEEK.

>> CUT! YEAH! WHOO!

[APPLAUSE]

>> BRAVO, PEOPLE. VERY

COURAGEOUS WORK.

>> AND A STAR IS BORN, FREDDIE.

>> [EXHALES] YOU KNOW, COLLEEN,

SOMETIMES I FORGET THAT I GAVE

BIRTH TO THE SUPERNOVA THAT WAS

AIDAN STONE.

BUT I TELL YOU WHAT, I THINK

THAT SEAN McNAMARA IS SEXY AND

VULNERABLE AND SO VERY, VERY

MODERN. AND BY THE WAY, SO DO

THE BLOGS. SO YOU´RE GOING TO BE

SEEING A LOT MORE SCENES LIKE

THIS ON HEARTS & SCALPELS, I´LL

TELL YOU THAT.

>> GOD. THAT´S REALLY GOOD.

THANK YOU. THAT WAS IMPRESSIVE

WORK, SEAN.

>> THANKS, KATE. YOU, TOO.

THOUGH I REALLY DON´T FEEL LIKE

I KNOW WHAT I´M DOING.

>> [INDISTINCT]

>> [GRUNTING]

>> HEY, ASSHOLE.

>> NO. IT´S MORE LIKE, "HEY,

ASSHOLE."

>> YOU KNOW, I´M SORRY. I´M

SORRY. WHY ARE YOU HERE, AGAIN?

>> IT´S POSTMODERN SEX,

CHRISTIAN. THIS WAY, WE BOTH GET

WHAT WE WANT WITHOUT ANY

CONSEQUENCES. SHE´S HIV

NEGATIVE, SO YOU GET TO RIDE HER

BAREBACK, AND I GET TO

EXPERIENCE SEX WITHOUT

EXCHANGING ANY FLUIDS.

PLUS, IT´S KIND OF LIKE WATCHING

MYSELF.

>> [EXHALES]

>> CHRISTIAN, YOU HAVE TO LOOK

AT ME.

>> BUT I CAN´T!

>> BUT WE HAVE TO HAVE

A CONNECTION!

>> I CAN´T, ALL RIGHT? IT HURTS

MY NECK. ALL RIGHT? THIS IS NOT

PUPPETRY OF THE PENIS. YOU WANT

AN ACROBAT? BLOW A CHIMP.

>> FINE.

>> JESUS.

>> [WOMAN GRUNTS]

>> [GRUNTING]

>> THIS ISN´T WORKING FOR ME.

>> [GRUNTS]

>> JUST PUT HERE WHERE I CAN SEE

YOU. THAT´S ALL.

>> [SIGHS]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTING]

>> [WOMAN GRUNTS]

>> [GRUNTS]

>> NICE.

>> [GRUNTING]

>> YEAH.

>> [BOTH GRUNTING]

>> KISS ME.

>> NO.

>> KISS ME.

>> NO!

>> THERE´S NO DANGER OF

TRANSMITTING THE VIRUS UNLESS

I´VE HAD DENTAL SURGERY, AND I

HAVEN´T.

>> LEAVE, GINA. YOU´RE RUINING

EVERYTHING.

>> I´M NOT PAYING YOU TO USE

YOUR MOUTH, YOU LITTLE WHORE.

NOW, YOU SHUT UP, OR YOU WON´T

GET A PENNY.

PLEASE? KISS ME.

>> NO.

>> FINE. KEEP GOING.

>> [PANTING]

>> [BOTH GRUNTING]

>> [CHRISTIAN GRUNTING]

>> KISS ME.

PLEASE.

>> [CHRISTIAN MOANS]

>> [WOMAN MOANS]

>> [CHRISTIAN PANTING]

>> WELL, I WILL SEE YOU AT WORK

IN THE MORNING.

>> [PANTING]

[DOOR SHUTS]

>> [EXHALES]

>> CONOR FINALLY FELL ASLEEP.

>> [JULIA RETCHING]

>> YOU´RE THROWING UP AGAIN?

>> [GROANING]

I´M SORRY. EVEN TEA MAKES ME

VOMIT.

>> HAVE YOU HAD ANYTHING TO EAT?

[WATER RUNNING]

>> I DON´T WANT TO TELL THE KIDS

THAT I HAVE AIDS.

>> JULIA, YOU DON´T HAVE AIDS.

>> I´VE GOT ALL THE SYMPTOMS.

>> WELL, ALONG WITH 100 OTHER

POSSIBLE THINGS. IT´S EXTREMELY

DIFFICULT TO SPREAD BETWEEN

WOMEN, AND CHRISTIAN HAS BEEN

VERY CAREFUL EVER SINCE GINA.

>> YEAH. SO CAREFUL THAT...

HE´S IGNORING ME.

I FEEL LIKE I´M GOING THROUGH

THIS ALONE.

>> WELL, YOU´RE NOT.

I´LL STAY WITH YOU.

>> NO. I´M SURE YOU HAVE PLANS.

AND CHRISTIAN SHOULD BE HERE ANY

MINUTE.

>> I´LL STAY TILL CHRISTIAN GETS

HERE.

[DOOR OPENS]

>> [SCOFFS]

WHAT IS THIS, POST-COITUS

CUDDLING?

>> DON´T BE AN ASSHOLE. SHE´S

SICK. SHE CAN BARELY HOLD HER

HEAD UP. FELL ASLEEP WAITING

FOR YOU.

>> WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

>> THERE WERE SOME COMPLICATIONS

WITH A PATIENT RECOVERY.

THE TRANSPLANT DIDN´T TAKE, SO I

HAD TO REDO IT.

>> YOU COULD HAVE CALLED.

>> WELL, I DIDN´T. BUT I´M HERE

NOW.

AND YOU DON´T HAVE A RING ON

YOUR FINGER ANYMORE, SO...

TIME FOR YOU TO GO.

>> REST AND FLUIDS, HMM?

>> [SUCKS IN AIR]

[POPS]

>> [EXHALES]

[DOOR SHUTS]

>> [SIGHS]

HE TOOK THE KIDS FOR AN EARLY

DINNER. WHEN YOU DIDN´T SHOW UP,

HE OFFERED TO STAY UNTIL YOU

DID.

>> [SNORTS]

YOU COULD HAVE CALLED ME TOO,

YOU KNOW.

>> I GUESS I HAD ALL THE HELP

I NEEDED.

>> [EXHALES]

>> YOU´RE LEAVING ME?

>> I HAVE TO, MAGDA. I...

IT´S TIME I FIND MY OWN

IDENTITY.

>> WHAT WILL THAT BE, JEFF? WHO

ARE YOU WITHOUT ME? I FOUND YOU

ON SANTA MONICA BOULEVARD

WITHOUT A POT TO PISS IN.

EVERYTHING YOU ARE IS BECAUSE OF

WHAT I DID. I MADE YOU A MAN.

>> YEAH, WELL, MAYBE I DON´T

LIKE THE MAN I´VE BECOME.

>> COULD HAVE FOOLED ME. YOU

SEEM TO LOVE HAVING GIFTS

SHOWERED DOWN ON YOU. TRIPS TO

EUROPE, CARS, A NEW WARDROBE

EVERY SEASON.

DON´T YOU WANT THAT NEW BENTLEY

THAT´S PARKED OUTSIDE? IT WAS

GOING TO BE YOUR WELCOME HOME

GIFT.

YOU KNOW, I KNOW I´M SLOWING

DOWN, AND I CAN´T KEEP UP ALL

THE TIME, SO I FIGURED IT WOULD

BE GREAT FOR YOU TO HAVE A NEW

CAR TO DRIVE AROUND IN AND SHOW

OFF YOUR NEW FACE TO YOUR

FRIENDS. AND I WAS GOING TO

THROW IN $500 MORE A WEEK

WALKING-AROUND MONEY.

YOU KNOW, JEFFY, YOU´RE WHAT

KEEPS ME ALIVE.

BUT I´M NOT GOING TO LIVE

FOREVER.

>> YOU...YOU PROMISE?

[MINNIE RIPERTON PERFORMING

LOVIN´ YOU]

>> ♫ LOVIN´ YOU IS EASY... ♫

>> TO US.

[CLINKS]

>> AGAIN, I´M SORRY I WAS SO

LATE.

>> FORGET ABOUT IT.

[CHUCKLES]

FORGET ABOUT IT!

[LAUGHS]

WHILE I WAS WAITING, I MADE

FRIENDS WITH THIS BOTTLE HERE.

>> YEAH, I SEE THAT.

MAYBE YOU TWO SHOULD TAKE SOME

TIME APART.

>> OH, I´M FINE, COOKIE.

PERFECT! WELL, I´VE GOT SOME

GOOD NEWS, AND I´VE GOT SOME

BAD NEWS.

>> ♫ HAS MADE MY LIFE... ♫

>> THE BAD NEWS IS, NEXT WEEK,

YOU HAVE A NUDE SCENE WITH

2-TON TINSLEY.

>> WHAT? COLLEEN, I CAN´T DO

THAT. I´M NOT EVEN AN ACTOR.

IT´S UNDIGNIFIED--

>> THE GOOD NEWS IS, I TOLD THAT

FREDDIE "FORGET IT! MY CLIENT

WON´T DO IT. NO NUDIE."

HE AGREED. YOU´RE GETTING MORE

SURGERIES.

WHICH MEANS YOU GET TO KEEP WHAT

I AM SURE IS THAT SCRUMPTIOUS

WEENIE OF YOURS UNDER WRAPS.

>> ♫ LA, LA,

DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO,

AHH ♫

>> WHAT´S THE MATTER?

>> NOTHING. UH, MY STEAK´S

A LITTLE RARE, BUT--

>> EXCUSE ME.

>> NO, COLLEEN, IT´S FINE.

>> LET ME DO MY JOB, SEAN.

WAITRESS. [SNAPS]

>> ♫ EACH DAY IN SPRINGTIME,

´CAUSE LOVIN´ YOU... ♫

>> OH, GOD. MAGDA, SLOW DOWN.

SLOW DOWN. YOU´RE GOING TO HURT

YOURSELF.

>> ZIP IT. YOU´RE RUINING MY

TOM SELLECK FANTASY. OH, MAGNUM!

>> OH! SOMEBODY´S GOING TO SEE

US!

>> [ECHOING] GOOD! WE´LL CHARGE

ADMISSION.

OH! OH! OH!

YEAH!

SUPER ORGASM!

OH! OH!

HEY!

WHERE DID YOU GO? WAKE UP.

WAKE UP!

[CHIMES]

>> ARE YOU GOING TO BE OK?

>> LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THESE?

>> COLLEEN, THIS IS

INAPPROPRIATE.

>> MMM.

>> THIS IS CROSSING THE LINE.

>> GO AHEAD. SQUEEZE THEM.

THESE AREN´T THE TITS OF

A 50ish-YEAR-OLD WOMAN,

AM I RIGHT?

>> YOU´RE DRUNK, OK? JUST GO TO

BED AND GET SOME REST, AND I´LL

TALK TO YOU TOMORROW.

>> THEY LOOK FAKE, THEY´RE SO

PERKY.

>> COLLEEN, GET OUT OF THE CAR.

>> SORRY. [SNIFFLES]

SORRY, COOKIE. OH, SHIT, AM I

SORRY.

>> IT´S FINE--

>> NO, IT ISN´T FINE. IT´S--

EVER SINCE MY HUSBAND LEFT ME

2 YEARS AGO FOR THIS YOUNG

GODDAMN EXTRA FROM THE YOUNG AND

THE RESTLESS...

AND THEN, I HAD THESE FIBROID

TUMORS THE SIZE OF GRAPEFRUITS

THAT THEY CUT OUT OF ME.

[GROANS]

SORRY. IT WON´T HAPPEN AGAIN,

COOKIE.

OH, SHIT. [SNORTS]

I´VE GOT TO GO BACK TO A.A.

TOMORROW.

AGENTS ANONYMOUS. [CHUCKLES]

GET IT? [LAUGHS]

>> JUST DRINK SOME WATER AND GO

TO BED, PLEASE.

>> [BURPS]

DO YOU HAVE A BREATH MINT?

NO?

OK.

>> OH, JESUS, GOD.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

>> YOU HAVE A NICE DAY.

THANK YOU.

[RINGS AND BEEPS]

>> McNAMARA/TROY. THANK YOU FOR

HOLDING. HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

OH, HI, JULIA. HOW ARE YOU

FEELING?

>> [COUGHS] UM, LISTEN, I´D LOVE

TO TALK. I JUST--UM, I NEED

CHRISTIAN.

>> I HAVEN´T SEEN HIM YET. DID

YOU TRY HIS CELL?

>> HE´S NOT PICKING UP. UM...

YOU JUST TELL HIM THAT I CALLED.

>> ANY MESSAGE?

>> WILL YOU ASK HIM IF HE´S

HEARD FROM DR. HUGHES? I WAS

JUST, UM...

HOPING THAT HE COULD RUSH

THROUGH SOME TEST RESULTS OF

MINE. [COUGHING]

>> I WILL DEFINITELY MAKE SURE

THAT HE GETS THAT MESSAGE.

YOU FEEL BETTER, OK?

BYE.

[DOOR SHUTS]

>> [SIGHS]

>> HI.

>> ANY MESSAGES?

>> YEAH.

>> [SIGHS] JULIA CALL?

>> NO. BUT THERE´S A FRESH POT

OF SUMATRA IN THE KITCHEN.

>> [SIGHS]

[DOOR OPENS]

>> HI, JULIA.

>> OH.

>> WHEN I SPOKE TO YOU ON

THE PHONE, I WAS SO WORRIED

ABOUT YOU.

HERE.

>> OH, GOD. UM, THANKS. GOD. CAN

YOU JUST LEAVE THEM THERE?

SMELLS RIGHT NOW ARE MAKING ME--

>> OH! I REMEMBER THAT FEELING

WHEN I WAS FIRST ON

THE COCKTAIL. EVEN THE SLIGHTEST

ODOR WOULD MAKE ME YACK.

HAS DR. HUGHES PUT YOU ON

THE COCKTAIL ALREADY?

>> I DON´T KNOW WHAT YOU´RE

TALKING ABOUT.

>> IT´S NOT HIV TESTS THAT

YOU´RE WAITING TO HEAR ABOUT?

JULIA, ONE OF THE ADVANTAGES OF

ME ANSWERING THE PHONES IS THAT

I AM THE GATEKEEPER FOR

THE ENTIRE OFFICE. NOTHING GETS

PAST ME. NOW, WHAT I CAN´T

FIGURE OUT IS HOW YOU MANAGED TO

PUT YOURSELF AT RISK. AND

CHRISTIAN USES CONDOMS, RIGHT?

>> IS CHRISTIAN POSITIVE?

>> I´M SURE EVERYTHING´S GOING

TO BE FINE. I´M JUST A CYNIC.

EVEN IF THE WORST WERE TO OCCUR,

YOU COULD GET THROUGH THIS.

I CAN HELP YOU. CHRISTIAN WILL

HELP YOU. WHEN I FOUND OUT THAT

I WAS POSITIVE, HE WAS SO

WONDERFUL. HE WAS A FOUNT OF

SUPPORT.

>> NOT FOR ME. I´VE BARELY SEEN

HIM LATELY.

>> OH.

THAT MAKES SENSE.

>> WHAT´S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

>> [EXHALES] I HATE TO BE

THE ONE TO BRING YOU BAD NEWS,

BUT I THINK THAT WE´RE FRIENDS,

EVEN IF YOUR SHITTY MANAGERIAL

SKILLS DID SINGLE-HANDEDLY

DESTROY THE SPA THAT I

SACRIFICED MY ENTIRE NEST EGG

FOR.

>> JUST SAY WHAT YOU HAVE TO

SAY, GINA.

>> CHRISTIAN´S HAVING AN AFFAIR.

>> [SCOFFS]

>> I LITERALLY WALKED IN ON

THEM. IT--IT WAS DEGRADING.

>> NO, NO. THAT´S NOT TRUE.

>> OH, DON´T BE SUCH

A POLLYANNA, JULIA. IT MAKES ME

SICK.

>> GINA, I WANT YOU TO LEAVE,

PLEASE. RIGHT NOW.

>> OK.

BYE.

YOU KNOW, I GUESS ALL THAT I´M

TRYING TO SAY IS I THINK YOU

NEED TO KEEP THAT DYKE CLOSE.

CHRISTIAN IS NOT CAPABLE OF

KEEPING HIS SWORD SHEATHED. HE´S

NOT CAPABLE OF STAYING

COMMITTED. THAT´S NOT NEWS TO

YOU, RIGHT? I MEAN, SURELY,

YOU´VE FIGURED THAT OUT AFTER

ALL THESE YEARS.

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE,

GINA?

>> HMM.

JUST A LITTLE GIRL TALK.

OH. JULIA, WHAT I NEGLECTED TO

TELL YOU IS THE WOMAN

CHRISTIAN´S HAVING THE AFFAIR

WITH IS ME.

>> SHE´S A DIRTY, WHORING LIAR,

AND SHE´S BEEN IN LOVE WITH ME

FOR YEARS.

>> BUT ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH

HER, CHRISTIAN?

>> NO. SHE´S GOT THE GATE TO

HELL BETWEEN HER LEGS.

>> WHY DON´T YOU TELL YOUR

PRECIOUS JULIA WHERE YOU WERE

LAST NIGHT?

OK. FINE. I WILL.

AT HOME WITH MY TONGUE

IN HIS ASS.

[SNORTS]

>> I WANT YOU TO LEAVE, GINA.

AND BY THE WAY, YOU´RE FIRED.

>> OH, YEAH. I EXPECTED THAT.

I MEAN, IT´S A CONFLICT OF

INTEREST, OUR WORKING TOGETHER

NOW.

AND FEEL BETTER, JULIA.

>> I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU´D

NEVER CHANGE.

>> YOU´RE SUCH A DAMN HYPOCRITE,

ACCUSING ME OF SLEEPING AROUND

WHEN THE ONLY EVIDENCE YOU HAVE

IS THAT WINGNUT...

DESPITE THE FACT THAT YOU´RE

CHEATING ON OLIVIA.

>> I CAN´T TALK ABOUT THIS NOW.

I´M NOT FEELING WELL.

>> THERE´S ALWAYS SOMETHING

WRONG WITH YOU.

AT LEAST GINA DOESN´T LIVE IN

DENIAL, LIKE YOU DO.

>> YOU WANT ME TO JUST FACE

FACTS AND ADMIT THAT THIS

RELATIONSHIP ISN´T WORKING? IS

THAT IT? [SNIFFLES]

THAT YOU´RE NEVER HERE FOR ME?

THAT YOU DON´T SUPPORT ME?

THAT I´M NOT EVEN SICK?

>> YOU´RE NOT SICK, JULIA.

OR SHOULD I SAY, YOU DIDN´T

CATCH ANYTHING FROM ME?

I´M GOING TO GO HEAT UP SOME

SOUP FOR YOU OR SOMETHING.

TELL ME YOU DON´T LIKE ABOUT

YOURSELF NOW.

>> ME? I´M PERFECT. IT´S

DUDLEY DO-RIGHT HERE. YOU GOT TO

DO SOMETHING ABOUT HIS CHIN.

EVERY TIME I´M RIDING HIM, IT´S

LIKE I´M SITTING ON A BUTT PLUG.

>> AND YOU REALLY WANT THIS? NOT

JUST HER MAKING THIS DECISION

FOR YOU?

>> SURE. I MEAN, SHE JUST GAVE

ME A BENTLEY.

>> MAGDA, DON´T YOU THINK IT´S

A LITTLE SOON TO BE GETTING BACK

IN THE SADDLE, SO TO SPEAK?

>> HELL, NO. IT´S NOW OR NEVER,

GUYS. I MEAN, I´M PRETTY MUCH

KNOCKING AT DEATH´S DOOR, AND I

DON´T SEE ANYONE WAITING ON

THE OTHER SIDE FOR ME.

>> THEN OUT OF RESPECT FOR

MR. MORRIS. HE´S HAD A GRAND MAL

SEIZURE. HE´S A VEGETABLE. HE´LL

NEVER LIVE A NORMAL LIFE AGAIN.

>> YEAH, THAT´S A DAMN SHAME.

JEFF WAS REALLY GREAT IN

THE SACK. THIS ONE JUST LAYS

THERE LIKE A BAG OF ROCKS.

BUT I´M TEACHING HIM.

YOU KNOW, JEFF MADE HIS OWN

CHOICES IN LIFE. AND I GOT TO DO

THE SAME THING. IT´S TIME TO

MOVE ON. YOU GET NOTHING FROM

THE PAST, AND WHO KNOWS WHAT

THE FUTURE IS. IT´S THE PRESENT,

BOYS. YOU GOT TO TAKE A BITE OUT

OF THAT APPLE AND HAVE FUN WHILE

YOU CAN. NOBODY´S KEEPING SCORE.

[BELL RINGS]

>> HEY, COOKIE. GOT US SOME

JAMBA JUICES. I´VE GOT BANANA

BERRY OR RAZZMATAZZ. WHICH ONE

DO YOU WANT? [CHUCKLES]

AFTER THE SCENE I MADE LAST

NIGHT, I NEED TO REPLENISH MY

FLUIDS. [LAUGHS]

THAT´S AN APOLOGY, BY THE WAY.

>> APOLOGY ACCEPTED.

I´LL CALL YOU IF I NEED YOU.

>> I WAS, UM, THINKING I´D STICK

AROUND AND WATCH THE SCENE.

>> DO YOU SEE ANY OTHER AGENTS

HERE, COLLEEN? EVERY DAY, YOU

HAVE SOME EXCUSE TO COME VISIT

AND HOVER AROUND ME LIKE SOME

IRRITATING FLY. WHY DON´T YOU GO

BACK TO YOUR OFFICE AND JUST LET

ME DO MY WORK?

>> NOW, YOU JUST STOP WITH

THE ATTITUDE, MISTER FANCY

PANTS. [SCOFFS]

WE HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER HERE.

>> NO, WE DON´T. I´M TIRED OF

YOU CROSSING BOUNDARIES. I´M

YOUR CLIENT, NOT YOUR FRIEND.

AND WE NEED TO KEEP THINGS

PROFESSIONAL. I DON´T WANT TO

SEE YOU HERE UNLESS I INVITE

YOU. AM I CLEAR?

THANKS FOR THE JAMBA JUICE.

OOH, HEY, UH...

HOW MUCH MORE TIME DO THEY NEED

TO LIGHT THE SET?

>> ABOUT 25 MINUTES.

>> CAN YOU THROW THIS AWAY

FOR ME?

HAVE WE MET?

>> NO, BUT YOU´RE SEAN McNAMARA,

RIGHT?

NEVER REALLY MET A TV STAR

BEFORE.

>> WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

>> I´M JENNY. I´M JUST AN EXTRA

HERE.

>> WELL, THERE ARE NO SMALL

PARTS, JENNY. CAN I SHOW YOU

AROUND?

>> SURE.

[DISTANT POLICE SIREN BLARING]

>> WHAT IS THIS?

>> WELL, I FIGURED THAT YOU

CALLED TO APOLOGIZE, AND I

WANTED TO MAKE IT AS EASY AS

POSSIBLE.

>> I DIDN´T COME TO APOLOGIZE.

I CAME TO SERVE YOU WITH

A RESTRAINING ORDER.

I DON´T WANT YOU NEAR ME,

WILBUR, JULIA, OR MY WORK EVER

AGAIN.

>> THAT´S BULLSHIT.

I DIDN´T DO ANYTHING.

>> I TOOK A PAGE OUT OF YOUR

BOOK, SATAN--I LIED. I TOLD

THE JUDGE THAT YOU WERE

HARASSING ME AND MY FAMILY, AND

THAT YOU WERE STALKING JULIA.

WITH YOUR HISTORY, HE DIDN´T

HAVE TO THINK TWICE.

>> OK.

IF THIS IS IT BETWEEN US,

THEN...

WELL, I THINK WE SHOULD END IT

THE WAY WE BEGAN IT. I MADE US

A MEAL. I THINK YOUR MOUTH´S

GOING TO WATER WHEN YOU SEE

THE FIRST COURSE.

JUST LOOK AT IT.

>> [CHUCKLES] VERY CUTE.

>> [CHUCKLES]

>> BUT YOU´RE KIDDING YOURSELF,

GINA.

>> I KNOW YOU WANT IT,

CHRISTIAN. I KNOW YOU WANT IT

´CAUSE YOU´RE JUST LIKE ME.

>> I´M NOTHING LIKE YOU. YOU´RE

A GODDAMN MEDUSA.

>> WHAT, YOU´RE A FRIGGIN´

SAINT? YOU´RE ALWAYS GOING TO

CHEAT ON JULIA. YOU ARE ALWAYS

GOING TO COME BACK TO ME BECAUSE

I´M THE FILTHIEST PIECE OF ASS

YOU´VE EVER HAD.

I CAME SO HARD...

WATCHING YOU BANG THAT GIRL.

AND SO DID YOU.

I DON´T JUDGE YOU.

>> THIS IS THE LAST TIME WE´LL

EVER SEE EACH OTHER.

>> [SCOFFS] YOU LOVE ME,

ASSHOLE, IN YOUR OWN WAY.

[EXHALES] JUST LIKE I LOVE YOU.

LIKE I ALWAYS HAVE.

>> THERE´S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN

LOVE AND SEX.

>> NO, THERE ISN´T. SEX IS

THE ONLY WAY THAT WE CAN FEEL

WE´RE NOT ALONE IN THE WORLD.

YOU´RE ALWAYS GOING TO FEEL

ALONE WITH JULIA ´CAUSE SHE´S

NEVER GOING TO GIVE HER WHOLE

SELF TO YOU.

>> I´M LEAVING.

>>[WHISPERING] Come on. Just one

last bang. Huh?

Just for old time´s sake.

>> NO.

>> Just stick it in.

Just the tip. Just a little bit.

You can take all your rage out

on me, just like you always

have.

>> [WHISPERS] Give me

the condom.

[ZIPS]

>> [EXHALES]

>> [CHRISTIAN GRUNTS]

>> [GASPS]

THIS IS LOVE.

>> [BOTH GRUNT]

>> [GASPS]

>> [GRUNTS]

[GLASS SHATTERS]

>> [SCREAMS]

[THUDS]

Gina: THIS IS LOVE.